#💬│english-chat
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Who even watches these
shut it romanian
Yea its just obb files its bannable
no bro ru a npc, it only changes your view
Du bist grosse țigoina
- i literally bypassed their trash system
@rich crow can u send some pictures
of what
how
So many banned words
Who tf
Haking
Go to a yt shorts vid called "sad to announce Mr Krabs tragically passed away today 💔😪" by a yt Chanel called Medazelli and go to the comment by a user named with 1 reply and go click on that users profile on the person who made the comment not the reply
How is bananable a bad word
that aint hacking.
Dawg why this?
bananable
I was into them when I still played the game. Some sick plays. Plus tablets are banned from next year will be interesting to see how they'll adapt
You couldn't pick anything else?
Hacker men
Wait
not paying 20$
Isnt it all in russian?
20 bucks are 20 bucks
Ye
true true
Data mining is life sin
Got ya brother
Ok
@tough meadow tablet bann mean ?
Semy
What?
Semy
The major and minors (i.e. the biggest tournaments for so2) have separate English streams
No i cant
Good to hear that
Behind a paywall right?
?
Professionals can't use tablets in tournaments anymore
kinda cringe ngl
Nope
Ooops
What's whit Jeremy?
Huh
Imma dm franco
Oh here u are
romanian
Jeremy is in a different house I'm back at my crib now we are coming back yherr
They should call the disableds instead of professionals now
Noice
Bro?
bluestacks users:
Hyh
Dude
Nab
Bluestacks is trash
Wtf. YouTube actually tagged the account as being suspected to be part of a terrorist organisation
if you have a bad pc
Input latency at the maximum
Dude i can run cs2 with 200-300 fps and it still runs bad
How does YouTube determine if a channel is associated with a terrorist organisation
YouTube have still a bad algorithm
Its not he just added the line in his channel desc
He did it on his own dude…
They would terminated the channel if something like that happens
Where is the m4 devil skin
And the lyst go on
Hm
Continue
Will it ever come
Ah ok. Just realised the icon is user placed
Snapping turtle
what did he sayyyy???
I'm coming over to your house next block in the cosmic web
Oh no...
Guys my time has come
Shhh we need to be behaving infront the mods
Huh
Don't tell them that i am chased by the IRS for tax fraud
Ax still owes 1 sent
Ax owes me 10 bucks
You snitched on your self buffoon you lead your self in tomfoolery
NOOOOOO! How could this beeeeeee 🥹
Bro your in the cosmic web how can the irs find you
They find me anywhere
I’m cringing so hard
Same
Lol
Be quiet buffoon
Nothing ever goes as planned as we thought
You gorilla
Nothing but pain
Thats because you didn't shoot the guards
All you had to do was shoot the daym guards cj
Be quiet your job is to hack the cameras
Hack the cameras? I thought its was Jeremy's job
He was the proudest villager i knew
What
I ate it
Were you reading our conversation with Mr semy?
Gooflords
No you did not
It just happend...
And this is another reason why i quit the game
Cringe
Ur probably 10
I would lit destroy u bot butt
Lol
Who said my lil bro
I just started playing like 2 months ago
But i have experience
Dont care tbh
In fps
Naw ngl
Idk
And you ruined the conversation
Sry that im not born in uk or usa
Well still dont care lol
Goofy ahh server
Idk why iam here
I talk for mitch
Why tf u here XDD
He said the b word
🛌
Just trolling and being bored
Yea yea
@rich crow why u playing this dead ahh game? XD
Come 1v1 codm fr
Too much hackers
codm is p2w ain't it? Liked the game, too bad it's shi now
Mad?
Ist not that p2w
sure, I played in tournamets and was quite addicted to it. I'm not paying to win. Degrades the experience
Dammm
I payed a "little" bit
Yea but all the p2w guns have only Red dots
Hey look I'm in timed out 😃
Nice

Hello m’y partie standoff sandston bug
I got 2 phones 🗣🙏🔥💯
I’m new to the game can someone help me
Soon
Hoi
Helo
How do you change your name in game if you have no name
It doesn't let me change my name
ask the english mods when they're onlline or message support at help.standoff2.com
Alright thanks
Shalom y’all 👋
Can someone translate this
Shalom 🫡
hi
Hi
Spermazoid
shut up silver
L
mayo smells
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yes a
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anyone know how to setup nox
say wallah
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I wonder if they will add the hostage update
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Recover four hostages
Sad
Four five hostages
what emulator do yall use?
To make it fair for the ct, t isn't allowed to hurt or kill any of the hostages or else it's a punishment for their economy
None
Hilou
That’s legit like csgo bro
You can’t just steal csgo’s idea
Nor they can
Yeah now that i think about it🤔
Too much and too hard
How about the skill based matchmaking
Standoff is the only game that i know that has 100% player encounter
Wassup
(on the phone)
Yo Semy
@hot cape i have Question DM please?
Anyone else losing brain cells from randoms who don't know how to play?
Ello
Whats up
Ei..hru?
Hows your day?
Bland mostly work from irl stuff
I want to play a game of standoff
My keyboard is messing me up
Ok
I’m ok you?
Damm
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Wth
My shift is done... finally
Nice
You ok? Lmao
Phsyco cruise
Sheesh
Does anyone know how to receive an acc btw?
I need one of those
I lost my standoff acc
Ooof
Create one? Lol
Man I forgot because I play this game like years ago 😭
If you forgot about your Gmail you can connect the same account from multiple other sources just incase the first few sources doesn't work
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Thanks
I'mma try
You can only connect your account if you can access it
Opinions on this season's skin?
Also i find it odd that we didnt get a new case this season
4/10
Knife 5/10
But if you were signed out i don't think you can do anything unless you recover the account that it was bound to for example Gmail
The knife looks like karambit for poor people
Yep
M9 is also good and the punch daggers
I have the Red blue m9 my fov
Niceee
Its just like that weird ahh falchion in cs
I don't have a knife yet but I've seen gameplay with the knife
I got a knife simply with luck
Noice
Luck unimaginable
1 month battlepass skin moment
W or L? The Morgan skin for the deagle ?
Glory literally replaces it and its free
Huge L for such a limited time dev support bundle item
Damn
Unpopular opinion but stattrak should also be available in boxes
Dont worry the economy wont collapse :troll4k:
What knife did u got?
But impossible to get if you dont spend on the game
Make it 1% for rare, 0.5% for epics. 0.1% for legends and 0.01% for arcanes
Basically we making dlore in so2
Butterfly starfall
Fair way to balance it
Was going to get legacy but i would break the bank
Also i noticed the new "patterned" skins 🤣
Similar stuff with cs
But idk how its gonna work the same way
Its crap 💀
Okay lemme give u like a rundown
Cs did a wayy better job with it
Especially the Cs gem knives
Basically: huge texture sheet. Different pattern = different placement of gun template on skin
Gosh damn
Just random imagery
Randomly generated in cs but so2 is just a diff image each time
And aurora can now be called fake tie die
Unpopular opinion: S3 best season
Tru
Noice
I actually own a butterfly knife irl
Atleast they made the mac 10 good this season
Thats why i got it
Mac 10 is worth it now
Smh its just a goddamn watergun
Still useless
Still melts with heashots
HELLO
Useless with body shots because its basically just a faster pistol
Yeah funny how you said that when i needed 3 heads to kill 1 guy
But it melts with headshots
(With armor)
Far away? ;-;
Midrange ;-;
Ehh no reaction lol

Last resort 😔
Guess its still trash
I mean c-ops has one (but its crap doodoo)
Shotgun good burst weapon
Sm exists bruh
The fu-

Yeah
What in the1
I tested it in the training room
It deals 36 something damage on the chest
But on the lower body its 56
You can 2 hit kill someone
Did u
Far range its 40+
Turn on armor?
I did but its still pretty high

Jeez
Hey should add a slow firing lmg
Might sound like it defeats the purpose of being an lmg
Butttttt
It has very and i do mean VERY high penetration
Ttk will be immediately be crushed by the ak
You know i used to beg for an M60 in this discord a long time ago and then when S3 came, it became a reality
Yea
dawg is literally no one playing the game ?
someone told me play competitive to get rank the match ain't even start it's been 2mins
Im back
It kept me waiting for 8 minutes for comp game and it still couldn't find any
💀
0 calibration because of the season refresh
nah man ima just stay with my arms race all day
Oh hell yeah
Dau un cont schimb la schimb
Duel mode is basically the gulag from Modern Warfare lmao
hi fellas
Anyone wanna do missions together?
rn im eating
Enjoy
Weedaimon
Deagle AUREATE How to get it, other than gold?
@rich crow stupid
shut up bru u boosted the server only to get noticed by a staff they dont even care about u
chill
who cares man
bro thats so rare
want grinding that muchh
not as the diamond z9 medal
s1
was like 2k euro to get it or so
tf
that medal is indeed
imagine someone flexing with gold kara
that medal is 50% more than gold kara in euro
💀💀💀
so
its nice having a older badge than everyone else
daggers harmony and gold karambit
collectors
yea
w
im sad that i didnt buy the pandora pass cuz the medal looks good man
i just dont like bronze medals
everything i have is silver and up
can u send me ss
i dont even have one lmao
after i finish eating
xD
is the ui of the game diffrent for rank elite or legend?
not bad
and i play very bad
i can see phoenix allies man
no?
man
i was elite last season
anyone can get it
no diff
rn im struggling man
advice : good device
try to one tap people not spam
fix your settings
find you gamesens
use headphones (to hear footsteps)
repeat
oh ig
thanks
for the tips
orr
tablet
5 fingers
learn basics
get ranger EZ
is 3.78 kd bad? ig cuz people got 5-6 kd
rn i have in comp 1.11
average
lmao
my casual kd is 2.12 with 45k kills
i cant even say that im a og in this game i literally got so bad when i stopped playing for 2 years
w
everyone can get insane kd in first games
i dropped it for 1
now look at me
anyone can get good kd in general matches
true
you guys got knife?
naaaa
what knife u got
w
kunai
but i will buy m9 soon
ancient
im mad that i sold mine at 1.3k gold back in 2020
sad sad
how many hours do you have?
now its 5k
w
2k
damn
2k?
not a LOT
nah
my silver knife is the best
default knife is for chads
i literally defeated a level 100 elite on duels and then he started to make fun of me for having no skins
normal so2 player
same they play so bad
Can i post montage videos in #🌅│fan-art
yea
Yo who want to see my unfinished montage
Cannot relate
Definitely
Lillu
count me in
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real

Dms
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alright
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U do missions?
i hate u
Damm
lmao same
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I’m so lazy that I don’t even have the game installed
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Devs otw to make missions as tedious as possible
Nah
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i remember those lol
That was the worst part
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standoff 1 is better
🔥🔥🔥
got removed tho
Anyone wanna do missions together?
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I remember dust 2 on tdm back in the day
This was the worst

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how do i acces the languages chats
Yeah
When I used to make fun of m16 users
(I got mad)
If you can’t see it update your discord
Real
bluecord moment
You have to use discord in order to see it

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discord
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fr fr
and bad
Never experienced lag before
amen
pc
Yo
or mobile
Both
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use mobile
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It never takes long for me
it’s pretty fast for me
cs 2 straight up sucks 🔥🔥

Englisch Version? Please
Barely woke up
woke up in a ......?
boooo!
cool
i woke up inanewbUGGATI
never gonna see that message again
no
and I sleep in it
buggati 🗣🔥🔥

real
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cs 1.6 is a classic though
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i am so lazy that i dont even have a phone bought
No in it cuz my bed is a blanket too
how is your bed a blanket
Insanely real
I am so lazy that i am not even born yet
im so lazy that i wont even go to the toilet even tho im gonna probably po my self or on the walls
now thats something
🗣🔥
Going to Ukrain playing standoff 2 is a vibe 🗣🔥
theres even live sounds on the background
🔥🗣
bullets!
i need more bullets!
🗣🔥 damn
getting cancelled with that one 🗣🔥🔥
Hehe boay
i need a cupcake
🧁🙋🏿♂️
getting in the jail with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥
the roommates boutta get crazy 🗣🔥🔥
getting cancelled with this one 🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
We getting out mental asylum with this one🗣🗣🔥🔥
.
banan
ban
an
a
Imagine semy
imagine semy
Imagine telling yourself you'll get a better rank in the next season then to fail miserably
Could NOT be me
And I can NOT imagine
OR relate
life is boring nowadays
Nab

nope

Compe
Never
?
soop
Kafn
hi
Hi
hi
Hi
hi
YouTube : KASWEY
Hi
hey can i recover an so2 acc if the gmail got disabled?
Ok
i had a kukri on it
I lost so many accounts with inventory like that
Ok
"I miss u like nobody else"... 🎵 🎶 🎧
and i had everything frim the pass on the acc
would help rn
In this chat
you cant 💀
Ohhh
Kk
Jeremiah
Stinky
hi
How you all increase reflexes
Increasing them
Gum
cu
m
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Are Ranks just a showoff in stand off? Because we don't get rewarded for achieving a higher rank
Will so2 also get affected by recent Unity engine change? 🤔
@lusty oracle i have a question
If someone was toxic to me in russian where do i report?
Sup homies
Can somebody explain me thsi
Come to dm if you want to see
Or I really need to talk to an official
This error made me lose 40 mmr
And i lost 46
And i leaved a game
And this game is still running with 5-2
Were 2
Just be good at the game
Anyone scrims with us?
Yo how to find scrimms
Lol
Any clans wanting scrims?
@paper tangle why aren't you mod, original gangster
somenoen took my role!!!!!!!!!
aD WIHcfuaj
jab ycjheskf
Oh u will join da dark side
Cuz no mod
New Season that’s why
in a side note
why does lot of people have "ab3ovn" as their nicknames
what does it even mean
keep yourself safe lil bro
wahhhhh wahhh but i'm supposed to have my master role despite me NOT being master
deleted so2 fyi, after not reaching rangar on allies and comp last season i can no longer bare playing the game knowing my ranked record is ugly.
stats player
i must be over phoenix on both allies and comp every single season to be satisfied and in ease
i dont know probably a russian youtuber
xaxaxaxaxa
get better then what u waiting for
no i rather spend my time on school and working out, and playing any other game over so2
- have always bottle of copium next to you when you're playing 💀
Yes?
fax
what clan
Aw
a*s
that was me since October 2022, For 7 months i was grinding the game wasting my time telling myself i would make back all the 60 mmr i lost that took me 3 games to gain.
told myself i would reach 1000 hours but i gave up at 800 i think, at least i got a 2.20 kd
it be like that i learned it the hard way in other game but the most important thing is that you learning it doesn't matter how
day 1 of no lean
Is competive disabled?
i'm limited by what i have to my disposal, no iPad + being so unfortunate to live in NA so i can't find ANY ranked matches in North America that i can comfortably play with less than 90 ping.
forced to play in EU or asia so i have to play with like 160 ping against 4 man squads with 30 ping
Bro is writing a whole life story
now u know u should play games just to have fun / pass time, and have no further ambitions when it comes to gaming, Instead grind in your life work / collage/ sports ext.....
Facts
truly
its fine, just tell ax within 3 weeks to give you the master role
Ima do the same thing with The Legend role
who needs that role 💀
no one
but I like to ask for it because why not
you need SS
yeah you're 100% right, grinding a game is useless. Unless you're making good money off of it, you have way better things to use your time on.
if youre friends with a mod they'll let it slip by and give you the role
we can just ask for it
😈
Nigera
i don't care for the roles anymore, i would if i were active on discord like before, but i won't be
imagine even being on discord
thats nice
I'll still be here

i cannot fathom that
go work ekitten
miaw for ur daddy
mod
brotha
im
a
man
ik ;)
its 2023
like
Guys I just got a furious collection case in a luck drop, is it a bug since the furious cases are out of game now?
yea
lol never buy cases
cat fish e kitten in the making ⚠️
I didn’t buy it, I got it as a luck drop
honestly i wouldn't do it even for money unless you're like genetically have above average skills on a specific game then why not it's free money, but i wouldn't invest days and days practicing to get better it's absolutely not worthed , instead I'd invest on my skills as a person probably learn new craft... there's lot of other stuff to do else than sharpening my skills in a game
the ax'r is online!!!!!! ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️
oh i see well 40% something nice will drop
not even 40
10%
maybe 4%
axlebolt is so corrupted
faxsss
boss tier scammers

i only got 2 epic skins from cases
yea axlebolt was always like that
wich cases?
the normal ones?
random cases that i got outta passes
Good morning
not boxes, i'm talking about cases
who even are you
a moderator here
have you been alright over there?
he's chill










