#💬│english-chat
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he’s xor
Scammer
Wanna 1v1?
Wild
Lmao?
1v1?
That's the greeting people usually get here?
kinda
Oi When the Battle pass will be available????
Uhm
I was gonna ask multiple questions but they all jumbled up and my brainchild gave up
Braincells*
Something about champions 2v2 and winning something
Unless it's like csgo or black ops 2
Real
@silk kraken real
Since they usually out so much pressure on you
Same
To the point that it feels so worth it even though it gives you nothing
Relatable
They took my skin xD 0.73
I had kum m9 and my big brain sold it for claw karam
Then sold karam
Now I got nothing
Silly move
Update came fr
I opened the case I was investing by accident too so another big brain move
Hi
I bought like 6 of that one stat track skin that used to cost 37 gold
Now they cost like 300
Best decision in my life
That pfp is crwzy
Ngl the gyro scope is fun
It's useless
Helped me hit flicks much easier
Nuh uh
It's useless if you don't know how to use it
Ez Recoil control
Ez flick
nuH Uh

Gyro..?
Gyros?
I think baki and yujiro got schizophrenia
🪭
will galaxy awp/karambit/p90 be available in marketplace?
Bro started seeing food outta nowhere
Shawarma @paper tangle
In a few years maybe
It's like the feather thingy
I forgot the name
BUT the more you buy it you get more stuff
Yeah that
Thanks
They make it sell in marketplace after a few years
I'm broke I need one too
Not like I play so2 nowadays anyway
Knife for flex
Real
@cosmic glacier give me ur soul
I wonder what was going through my head when I sold my m9 kumo
Looooooool
Come vs
Wat?
Yea
Real
But if he don't gives me
Go vs him he gonna give you 1k if you win
He is pissy
1v1s with bets are so dumb
fr
Not real
No gold
Real
Fr
Okay I go grind for diamond
Bye bye fellas
Stay silly
The biggest mistake I've ever did in so2 buying 4 🎁 and selling them when they got in 100g each
NOW
10$98494028374
Gold
Anyone down to rank unranked?
@calm urchin
So2 need option to give skins to friends
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Hey
sup
Can I join someone’s clan
yeh
Can I join urs
I don't have one
Oh ok
but my brother does
Ok
Too lazy
walk faster
nah

Lazy
I don’t have time for the gym tbh
I have college in the morning
And work through the afternoon and evening
And even if I had time
the gym would be closed
trespassing
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It’s a cult
We are sacrificing members
Good thing I’m not there

And I aint one of them
Yes you just sit and sleep and zzzz mimimimimi
W
Ngl though
Sometimes I want to go out somewhere far from the city and just star gaze
Ima put that on my bucket list
So before I buy 40k gold (real)


Does anyone want a free "insectoid" charm? It's the purple spider one from the last pass. Worth like 16g
Ok
Do you have 16g
To request

What tec

I'm too sleepy for this
What are you saying
For my inventory
You not the IRS
I'm not planning on selling tho

And remember kids! Pay your taxes!
Sport v2
That happened to me
I requested ochpochmak charm for 13k
Bozo sold it to me for 13g

Imagine forgetting 3 zeros
Yes way
Nörim
now but my charm for 13k
Bane
what's the band that sang "Demons" again?
I think the song goes "This is where my demons hide"
imagine dragging deez nuts across your face
@eternal forum you deleted you chat but you fell for it too boii
Does anyone know how to stop the jumping that happens when you press multiple times on the shoot button?
Alright thanks
So no one has 14g to get this charm

Bruh it's just 14g. You don't have to sell all your stuff if you don't want to
I mean I probably won't sell it now, because wtf is 14g gonna help with my 40k gold purchase 🗿
So the offer will still be up
Unless someone else swoops it up (I'll probably never mention this again considering the charm is gonna be all the way at the bottom of my inventory)
Anyways time to burn money

s4 comp anyone?
IDK
But we will have taser in new update
I bought 3k more
Doesn't let me make more purchases
<@&473212329643737098> I thought you guys wanted money

It worked
I now have 42k gold 

akr tiger ❓
would be pretty based
When season 6 start? Hype
can someone give me some tips every time i fire every bullet pass through my enemy nothing hits him
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no
skill issue
like my opponent always headshots me no matter what
and my bullet passes like left and right of him but nothing hits
Anyone got a knife I can have
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I need a knife
Is the pass worth even grinding?
daggers - 700 goldish - retro
Buy 😎
Buy the 1K one 15€ and you'll have an additional 400 for other skins on weapons
Poor
Get a job
:)
Problem----↑----=> solution
Stop annoying the kids
you only need 615 gold for a knife skin
Quite so
||the kids can work too||
Thats Child Labor
Gm guys
||"i want a nation of workers not thinkers"||
if nobody's gonna know
I thought we were in a free country

||"Free is you - ; you are a slave of the state for free"||
Looks like a controller
Or you can become a fake e-girl and get people to give their gold to you
America is a nation
Gone to hell it is
Splendid
Wonderful
What if i buy 100 uncommon skins - 10= rare so id have 10 rare skins I don't need.. Buy 1K and ill have 10 epic skins... buy 10K and...
Less than 1 gold now
Wtf
Once i bought 2k uncommon skins and started crafting
Can you get a knife from crafting stuff the real question
No
no
Arcane skins for guns only
zzz sad
??
What
Where is the Russian chat
No
Role
How to get
When is the update rolling out ? Any idea 💡?
Most of them cost like 90-250 gold
You'd need quite a few
And some people who buy
@storm scaffold
Unless you got stat track you can sell them for wayy more
@storm scaffold
@restive briar
Is this guy handicapped
What
yo
they shld make it into a sticker fr
this shi fye
ok but question
is the bp gonna be worth it?
is there like extra tasks to get more levels faster if u buy bp
You will see it
i finna spend my money on bp
Nice
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hopefully we gon see some holo stickers with blue rarity
so i can mass buy it and profit
naw
my whole inventory is worth around 600g
Damm u rich
im a f2p
i will become p2p during s6
Hello. How re u guys ?
marketplace is so random
Doing good bro
Good to hear that dude
i be in school rn
Pay attention to class
👍🏻
yessir
Leave this and come later
Cya
Any information about the new season
new karambit knife
cuz it was in the teaser
Not karambit
Yo anyone got a message from a guy with the standoff 2 pfp?
Sa
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It's a scam ignore
They trying to hack your account or get gold from you
Yeah i already laughed at him and said "nice acam buddy"
Yeah
he won't understand it tho

I still can't play it's been a week sadly
Idk how to give knifes sadly and I didn't know you could do that
?
It doesnt work like that💀😭😭
u need to have the biggest order to get the first order
So if the order is 794G u need to put 799G or more and quickly sell it for the price u want from the second account
How tf can a player hack sm1 on standoff2 it could be a dude that was in match w him and send him a message 💀😱😭
A trading system would be nice tho
No they don't play they just randomly send you tezt
so
They ask you to contact them on telegram
They show you documents of them being
Nah
Axelbolt employee
people do
maybe if ur 8 ig
I have seen so many people
a guy told me if I dont give him my gold he will hack me and airstrike my house w tnt 💀
@cosmic glacier if u want a knife just get sm battle pass stickers (around 3) and wait like 2-3 years to sell em for 200-400G
Not kinda worth the wait but eh
Press on my name and u see at the roles
hm
where r u from
oh
I aint played standoff 2 since like 2 months ago
Add me
Uh
Whats ur ID
or name
oh nvm
Ima add u rq
lmao
FR
@cosmic glacier added u
from my alt

?
nah wtf
Accept my f request
wanna play or nah?
Guys how to download bluestacks on laptop
I just Brought new laptop
Bruh I accident update it
...
Bro gonna take 1 hour to update 💀
I wanna download genshin now tf
....
I'm gonna try play so2 on it
Bruh the update
:(.
My laptop so quiet wow
Anyone know why I'm having troubles playing is it because us servers suck or don't have Manny players
Yea I can't cue anything
Oh 😮💨🤣🤣
Makes sense
I haven't been able to play for a month been stuck with critical ops
I have a good inventor too sadly
Ty for my dad he buy my new laptop today
Poland
Probably 😮💨😮💨
Me Poland
Finnaly
I love my stat m4 ❤️
Banana have you tried they gyro settings yet?
Sir you don't even have 1 gold
Ahhh nvm xD
I want a better knife but I don't Wana selline I love the purple but the prisum Kuni has my eye
Engkau bilang cinta padaku
Aku bilang standoff dulu
1141042302014455868 user banned for Advertisement spam
Iaam still waiting for the day so2 will fixx their matchmaking server

I bought awm skin for 30 gold and i got 4 stickers that cost like idk 100-200 gold
Back from my 3 day mute 
Loud video
apparently
Me and lrel
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lemme check
Users banned for extreme begging
He said who wants gold
About 5 of them got banned
Wow you didn’t get banned
Is it just me or like awm dragon with stickers who cost much more so low?
Pretty much goes against it
I think you didn’t get banned because he gave you first and you were good
504338232650104835 also banned
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To give away gold?
Who
It’s fall under Advertising
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I see
it's just a short ban anyways
and the ones who go for it are beggars
which goes for extreme begging
something like that
although short ban it isn’t recommended to do it in broad daylight in this chat
I shouldn’t be even up this late tbh
you're crazy if you think I was going to delete all those messages manually
how short are we talking here
I was hoping you wouldn’t
4 hours
+purge 100

They’re gonna do it again anyways
doesn't normally work
4 hrs
the ax man already said it
how
this guy
<@&976154194954317825>
and they suck
(Which are the timeouts)
automod is normal discord one ig
And we still don’t have a list on what we can or cannot say
it’s probably not
IF i were to get paid....
why would you
I've never seen a server that publishes blacklist
any mods online ?
no
Because depending on what word you say from the blacklist
i need to report a cheater
It would depend on what number of hours or even days you would get muted
class ended 3hra ago and i just got home
Which is why we need one
🐔
nice
it's nearly to impossible
if you are talking about discord bots
i meam
it's possible but would take years
that would be IF it was
and mostly likely they would use a bot for the auto mod
Since these days many moderator bots already have a auto mod feature
that's what this server doing

which kinda works
expect for bypass
and here's another issue
there is not only English chat
which means
a word that doesn't counts as bad word can be a bad thing in turkish
example
"am" means women thing in turkish
but if they blacklist it
you can't speak english
Technically we are in the English only chat but it’s called the general chat but idk why it’s a thing

it should be a thing
he probably can’t do it
the site is bugged there is no send message tab
about what?
He could send a request about it but i don’t think they’re gonna do it
Check bottom right of your screen
general chat is for english only and most of new users don't know it
you can only create one conversation at a time, it's not a bug. you can't create a new conversation until your previous conversation gets closed
no there is no a send msg. tab
Aren’t the people in the helpdesk like really lazy
Check the bottom right of your screen
bro i am not dumb
There is a little button that you can press so you can do reports
can you show a screenshot?
@silk kraken ax send the link

same
Same thing?
issue with your browser or internet
Mostly likely the browser
@silk kraken
Got Another question
Why mobile data user cant start on other server than RU?
Is this normal?
tried it on firefox,google browser,chrome its not wprking

ax on the biblical paragraph
i will answer you in private

can i send the info one of u
Alright
Anyone 1v1?
Send the info to @silk kraken
cuz ima sleep

Gn
goodnight
Sa
when will the new update come out?
Under a week
bruh
Hayo
Some say September 1
Why don't they release the trailer when the update is actually complete?
waiting is very annoying
3k g
That's why it's called a trailer
To inform you of it's arrival
Isn't it better to release it right after the trailer is released than to get it and then make players wait?
@rich crow screenshots
She just said what the trailer was for
That would be called an intro to the update not a trailer

Helou
Hey
E yo wassup
Ah, well at least you got the privilege to carry a phone around:'D

Yeah
Right
I have 2
Phone's
At McDonald's, waitering, frying, beverage or cleaning. Matters what they decide me to do today
Lol
No, but I do have a 50% sale
I don't eat that junk tho
Nice
Got a diet so ye
Good choice
Yup
Not even french fries?
Barely, but even before my diet I went to McDonald's like once per three years
Maybe not even that
When u are hungry

I make myself toasts:D
Danm
Or sth idk just eating healthy
Nana
At home, I bring my own meal
Where you work at? Satisfied there?

That's unfortunate
Driving all day big machines
If it helps my managers are pussies too
A truck driver or sum?
Is nice to drive big machines
- and many more
Ah

I think I'd die just sitting behind a wheel 24/7
Ik not
Lmao
Ah alright
Well at least it changes
Yikes

Go sleep
w h e n u p d a t e
Go buy gold for yourself @rich crow
Yes

32 August
i got canceled tourn
Which shall happen today at 12
Happens on 1 september due to update coming earlier
Basically update gonna happen today or tmrw



Hello ziggers

A large number of testers and developers participated in the game around 22:30 Moscow time yesterday. It seems that a critical bug was discovered at the last moment in competitive modes and it needs to be fixed urgently. And if there is a problem in competitive modes, it means that the competitive rank system has been changed. (at least that's what I think)


Ktoś z Polski?

@runic flower
anyone know exact when update comes out?
No
In 31 minutes wee have a new teaser i think
Good ig
GUYS
New teaser
I'm gonna whip the moderation team's butts if Sandstone gets reworked
Especially adren
Im watching you
adren

Ikr
I love sandstone
Its the only map i play and like
I think it will be out today
Whatchu on
Every dev is online 💀
9 of them
Good pt
I think they will tell us what there will be in the update like they did in the last season
They posted a video about the update last season too
I guess i will go and study till 2:30,there are still 20 mins
Sike !!!
Lol
really?
isn't that always the case
G
Anyone have a link to Standoff 2 help?
no
only s4 and s5 gave the recap thingy
before thet it was only in fb posts
or their website

there was an announcement from somewhere a while ago
Saying they changed their schedule
Competitive seasons will no longer be yearly
I dont think so
probably no
I think veteran medals will still be yearly
since they're named literally after the current year they released
nah he understands the joke

he didn't
when the update come outttttt
they released video
is the new map persian or morrocan?
which means less than some days
im having a hard time figuring out
The update is today
thank you for sunshine ☀️
Egypt
- they're not going to add tazer since knife does the same thing
thank you for rain
if they found a bug in last seconds
it may be late
that's why i said that
🏃♂️⚽🥅
bruh bug every where
It's a review update video which means it most likely will be released today
isnt premiere in 3 mins?
Plus, Velya the youtuber already promised to give people the new battle pass today
so update within 3 mins?
pffff
(Through his telegram channel)
Not 3 but i think today
I think so
so they'll reveal everything before we even get to play
?
Gonna grind the pass,season skins always go high in price
Season 6!!!

Yea,thats good actually
season6 release date?
The people that said the update is on 1 September because the trailer have 9:01 time on it: 🤓
lol
More hype
i thiught it was 1st sep bc it wasnt on 29th
I said it’s September because haru said so lol
Lmao what?💀😂
Good thing I knew it's before September because the dev team already said so
s6
Yea, Lmao
last seconds!!!!
wohooooo
when?
im downloading s6
2 mins for premiere
on phone rm
Developer told velya, velya told the subscribers
Oh my god








