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Lol.
Ye its crazy how they lost
Well lost is a lost but thinking of invading the country alone will be a different story
Military ranks are made up by some random americans including trump, the actual ranks are
- Russia
- China
- US
Yk any aussies here?
Switzerland too
Bro is racist towards everyone
"I hate all of yous"
I am neutral on Russia and Ukraine
🤨🤨🤨🤨
But i cant deny the fact that russia and china are strong in military
Bro.. 💀
anyone try a buy my flip snow camo lol
Same
@barren ibex y don't u like em?
Same
Canola oil is lower in saturated fat than vegetable or sunflower oil
Lmfao

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Iamgine
🐇
Im tired from hearing about saturated oil
China? 💀

Dim knows where the oil is held at
Middle east
🐤
🐔
What u even saying
Trump weren't u in jail?
Ok enough
The whole chat getting deleted tonight
Ikr
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@gray ferry nah russian girls are hot
Ik thats why i support their people but not the country
A saturated fat is a type of fat in which the fatty acid chains have all single bonds. A fat known as a glyceride is made of two kinds of smaller molecules: a short glycerol backbone and fatty acids that each contain a long linear or branched chain of carbon atoms.
I aint even into that at this stage lol
Hype!!!!
Saturate deez nu-
Lmfaoo
Where is Michael Ra
🤨
Same
🧢
Xicor? He's long gone, it's been several years now
🤨
Why
Michael ra
Bruh
Lol
:t_rex2::t_rex2:
A
B C D
Whenever I see his pic I think about the biden and trump eating spaghetti ai video
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🤤 🍝
What a nice chat
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I saw
I drive
That code is probably NEW_72aacdefa
I am Riding
I leave
Do you ever miss some the mods that left the mod team? Like Ryan or z.?
To be honest, not really
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Damn
They're not dead, sick, or things like that, they're working towards their life goals, which is much better than staying on discord
Discord is only one of many things that can distract someone
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Yall treating it like it's poison
Talking to ppl is harmful
What if the chicken emoji comes out of the screen to peck someone's eye, there's also that crazy emoji guy, can't have none of that, gonna hit some LoL instead
(or genshin)
It's kinda like growing up with parents that always tell u you're stupid or not as good as others, u will grow up thinking it's true, u will say discord is addictive just cuz u literally don't have anything else to do, go ahead and fill up some free time and then talk
He literally just said that working on life goals is better than just staying on discord
🤨
Which is true
Also ratio
yeah
Also im going to eat
Counter ratio
He said it like discord is impairing people's ability to do it
Sure, let's go to tiktok instead
:sp:
Bruh
Or some so2
Bruh
Lmao
Ok
Just report them in game
If you have video evidence, you can report him here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
Elo
Hello
How are ya
guys what do i do with 1.8k gold is there a good combo with knifes?
There's absolutely no good knife combo for 1.8k
Lowest I can think of is kunai bone with phoenix risen gloves
Just buy a cheap knife, most of them go good with default gloves
im trying to look for steals on the market
im mainly trying to get a butterfly for a steal
Preferably one that's not bright. Try the reaper series, luxury series, scratch series, or even cold flame series
mk
man idk
lol
i cant find any good deals
dude
sup
and the old man left behind 
😂
Actual advice from the dumb californian

😮
yh imagine ☝️
anyone tryna sell me a good deal on a knife
Just wait for the new update. Should come in the next 2 weeks. Market prices should fall about a week after it's release
You'll be able to have more knives in your budget
ok
i should buy a current knife and sell it when update comes
Maybe
Any English unranked ?
should i buy a butterfly?
Idk
bro im eyeing these butterfly starfall and black widow right now
once a good deal comes ill snatch it unless other people preordered
yeah
im good tho
these lobbies are trash
im almost level 20
i used to play games like this
what
from now on im not spending money for the next month
its been a day and ive spent 35 dollars
hell yeah
do u have knives ur selling for cheap
Anyone else unable to play?
Could someone from support call me in private chat? I need to report a bug.
Just stuck on “data verification”
Same
Is it the one I have?
Restart it
Maybe update 😋
Tried
Alr done it
keep trying
So no update :)
just keep restarting the game
Say in crafting for a arcane do I get any gun or just the guns you get from the available cases
You get gun from the case of the guns you craft I’m 99% sure
its like csgo
chances
10%-100% depending in ur different guns
i think
guys can you get a gold from a normal case?
not a case that cost 100 gold
Day 30,925 please add a tutorial mode
bro this game is simple
just watch youtube cideos
@barren ibex how much knifes u got
Don't u think ik how to play?
I'm asking for a tutorial mode for new players.
Bruhhh
idk i kinda wanna buy some knifes for gold lol
Real
watch youtube videos!
you mad
About what? Giving good suggestions?
I’m tryna rank, I’m finding no English speakers. All Russian 😐
Na servers are dead
mi Brasil
I found a match in Brazil lol
when will the new patch come
Hello everyone what is a config ? I see a config video with a downloading link and I don't understand what is
Where u got that
Probably 1-9
Why?😅
ded chat
Not everyday tho but u got the point
spas 12 in allies is totally unbalanced, it's looking like an ak, I take a bullet from afar from -60????? what twelve is this? awp?
Aint no way
what
how far is it tho
I can't send a link on the server but I you want it's the video of swox so2
This game doesn’t work with data ?
you just realized? if you look at everyone's allies stats most of the time their top weapons are shotguns
hmm
it's totally worth using it until you get -16 constantly from a pointblank, i did not punch the wall and make a hole out of it cause of the this
yea
shotguns are more of a sniper type ngl
cuz from 10cm away they will do 19 DAMAGE
very fair :>>>>
who has butterfly knife starfall?
i trying to buy ine
one
i have 1.8k gold
tryna find one for a fair price
man i shouldve bought the 1.65k gold one
the “fair price” is the normal price in the market
who has butterfly bloodwidow?
im tryna get one for 1.63k
buy smth else if u dont want to order
it does
no taste?
maybe
lol
gloves expensive
lol
its like 990
yea
im tryna maybeee invest in butterfly since it MIGHT rise
cause the case will go byebye maybe
look
ok
Omg m9 dg is going down. I can finally buy my dream knife soon
no
they will go up soon
go fast
Realing
wait
are u into more flip’ish knifes?
loo
no
not my m9
its cool tho
im asking smth else
but too little animations
-_-
if u are into
knifes that flip alot
yeaa
u can buy kukri, daggers, jkom
I already have it tho 
Kukri bad
hehhehe thats what she said
jbom is cool
bad taste
yes

Says the one that likes ancient m9
xD
ima go check the animations for it
FROZEN is good
Then what
CANT u read???????
I'm assuming frozen
this aint good
its shi man
just bought a starfall butterfly for 1.6k lets go bro
straight up cheeks
nc
Which sucks btw
frozen skins suck
Because it looks good?
Well that's cause you're blind
universe better
say less
lemme get in my trading acc and buy 1
Good in direct sunlight, nowhere else
Go for it tf?
lemme sell my gold kara
Ig my timbers are supposed to be shivering rn
dont need it
i need some too 😄
Hello
@silk kraken ty
it's unknown, but usually they released it on friday
hello guys
dance
I’ll play with you
Dam
I’m trynna rank and ally
Rn?
What region are you
Ok
i need quick help here
What help do you need
my English is not very well but ill try look
i was playing allies rn I'm silver 4 i played against gold 4 and another one sliver 3 this not the problem
my teammate was teaming not teaming he is like controlling him too
my teammate just standing without doing anything sometimes he go to them to kill him
i did reported from the game and website and he did this alot of times when i checked his history
can i report here too?
where
@silk kraken give link
Does anyone know when Rainbow sticker packs will be available for sale?
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i reported here but instead of writing my id in the game i wrote his twice
never
are you perhaps one of those idiots 4years ago that bought several of them?
s6 isn't out
Ik but I mean like changes
@paper tangle thx
Like the stuff devs release before the update lol
again it's not out
really?
there's a difference between teasers and change/patch notes

Is there a date I can expect them or do we not know anything yet, that’s all I’m wondering
no
bad idea is to expect anything
keep it non existent
and just take anything what they give
Does anyone know when season 6 is coming out
When does s6 come out
When does s6 comes out
yo how tf do you play competitive on north america
the que takes so long
and when i go to a diffrent server i have like 100 ping
ya ik but is there a way I can get in a comp game
i tried a vpn but it stays on the loading screen
Go to EU servers instead
Try a different server where your ping is the lowest
At least play with a team who plays eu
So they can carry a bit
insane
Why is standoff dead in certain servers💀
Player base in regions that’s why
like closest to me
like EU or NA
Alguém BR
80% are Russians
Separate player base and NA is long gone
Graveyard season is every day
And EU is about to be one as well
You mean so2 getting ded

I wish it was somewhat alive
I have no real way to show how "good" I am
Wanna buy AKR Digital Burst with 4 Z9 mask color. Contact me if you want to sell
Hey guys
Hi
How y'all doing
Good
If only NA was back
Baf LOL
If only
Maybe my efforts wouldn't have gone to waste
Maybe
Another thing to say
Phones sucks
Hate gaming on a phone
Honestly don't even know how yall phone players play like this
Never again
Alguém pra puxar ranked?
I play on an s20 and I'm able to play on max graphics at 120fps
Phone standoff is fine for me
Tablets get heavy after a while
Idk maybe I'm just used to it
People who play on chromebooks though 💀
People do?💀
red magic selling a gaming tablet for 530bucks
Well my phone isn't that
Can't play over 60 cuz it's hard capped at 60
Talking my speed
Samsung a13 💀 exynos850
ikr
May look at it later
what is the best server if i want to play comp but im na west
not America
Japan
Even tho they're nicer
Not bouta join the other side just yet
poland
ok
530 bucks for 256/12gb
620 bucks for 512/16gb
those are cny prices
not internationally yet
Zaner
+1200$ shipping
They should higher you as a sales man
Hire*
My goodness
would love a paycheck ngl
poland takes more than a min
my friend get paid 250 per week just to work as a waitress at a france themed cafe
im actually blown
What I will need to play night runner when jem decides to release the game eventually
Will u become a maid at a france themed Cafe for 250?
per day, i would
Hi can u increase the value of legendary graffiti team death match
Ngl me too
money talk, money earned
Was about to say something out of line
i would do anything for paycheck rn
Dang
wild
crazy
He will give head for 100 an hour
Hi
touché I can't make oc NSFW stuff
Im new!
only if i was an actual artist
huh
#standoff_2 might need a new artwork
Cough cough
Oh my god don't give me the flashbacks

NAHHH only mega can do those
Yeah
I don't wanna dirty my hands
Let mega create more degen type shi
Ok
i have like 2 other ones from him, i can actually get r34' mod to post it up
Thr first one wasn't bad ngl
when will s6 come
But it wasn't worthy
Have patience my guy
WASN'T BAD?😭😭
aw hel nawwwwww
Holy shi
😭
Seen much worse
it was supposed to be in sandstone under the catwalk, but he was like nah I'm gonna take a screenshot myself and did it himself
Mega moment
Would be unfair to rank it lower
I stack epic stickers of fireborn but valie didnt rise till now
Real
Anyone got a knife to give me pls
it was a great exchange
I'm bored of the default one
he even let me see him draw it from scratch
Oh ok
Then maybe I could
I have 16.31 gold
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buy me my amazon wishlist
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Where u asking yourself why where u even there watching
it was late night during covid man
I ain't got nothing to do
Okay fair enough
i swear for the last 2 years during covid i mostly on with him
my best friend for real
my bestie
The pandemic was a dark time
surely
oh ffs
A dark past
ai enhance it
too much work
i think finding the hd picture is the hard work here
im just asking
u think i care
i have 3k gold wanna buy a knife and then quit this game
as an investment
the Furious collection karambit probably a decent investment
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lmao
my time might be near to quit
o7
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what if toilet
collection
gmod
Skibi toilet vs camera man
can anyone explain to me how the veteran/badges work?
Veteran badges can be obtained by reaching a level over 50
you start with Bronze
you have to reach level 50+ to get them all
so like lvl 50 then 100 then so on?
I think lvl 50 is max
But I haven't played Standoff 2 for a while they said they changed the levelling system

Yeah they did
@hushed jetty don't listen to that idiot
No one likes him
And the medals system isn't by levels anymore
Now it's just xp
I believe every 250000 is a new medal
Maybe instead of fangirling at every trailer and begging for sandstone remake, you should open the game and see how it even works nowadays
you're such an angry little fella nowadays
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You say that like the game is worth playing
🤓
ok
better wait until everything gets better than put up with all the bs of the current state of the game

What's poppin'
each veteran Medal requires 125k Exps
so its not depending on your lv
Dam servers pretty bad rn
@stray violetshould be able to explain that
@hot hornet @hot hornet @hot hornet @hot hornet
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stand off 2
exactly
that's why I quit
I only look at news and stuff
but I don't play anymore
if everyone likes Season 6 I might as well play the game again since it could be worth another shot
i spent all the money 💸
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b roke
God damn
Considering a maximum of 1k xp for every 15 min defuse game
That's basically 125 games
and a total of 1875 minutes
Yep
Unless if you can Get lots of kills and won on defuse

Once in a year
Wts
Yep
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No more?
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Ah good to know then
damn
I need
Ik
Need what
Hold on I forgot
i need money
boss man still owes me 2 months of pay
Digital
Bruh
Quit
Boss be like: we never hired you, why are you still showing up?
How much gold do you have I have a flip knife I do not need
when September comes
severance pay : wuttahell:
Obviously it can’t be dirt cheap cause of orders
I need nebula karambit (I finally remembered)
I also need prices of sport V2 to go down so I can buy it
The next saison is for 1 september or late?
he forgot the skin name so he opened the game to check
No I forgot everything
I just remembered that I needed something
But forgot what
you forgot to buy me grunge gloves
The date of the next saison ?
ok other gloves then
i dont know man
How many time you spent toi get legend in allies?
0
Should be not to far comparing to last season trailer vs season release date
i dont play allies
In the server profile you are legend 2v2
yes
Change that
in this server
If you dont play allies
crazy
Yes
.07 guy spent all my stuff
nah
Witch one
K
Couldn’t sell it to you there probable 100k orders ahead of you for that low
Ya ik dam should I sell something on my inventory for high gold then I’ll dm u ?
I have 1.74 now
They still haven't fix that flip knife sound bug
Ever since winter fun if I'm not wrong
@sick cave comp?
Just finished with da groceries but sure
I'll be in game
Anyone know when u can sell the Nebula space collection skins
Is there any easy way to earn gold
1v1
How legend
How legend
How are you <@&1092903142716354731>
I think fake role
huh
He probably has like 5 knives

nah i would rather spend my money on real items
Plsss
you should give me all of your money
A keyboard will break in 2 years. Meanwhile a stendoff 2 knife will look and behave the same for longer. Think smarter
behave?
Been a bad boy
so true
Ok
i can break the keyboard but not the knife
Hi
Which means knife is more durable
Yes
No you don't
You want
Knife
Exactlyyyyyy
@void bronze do you understand nowweew
I a few years this will worth nothing
Yea but no will give me one
In a few years, a keyboard will be junk, literally worth nothing. A stendoff knife will be worth maybe $5, better than 0
Yea but it does wan show prom code in the shop

Her let me show
now read that again 5 times in mongolian
Go to screen shots
raise gdp of Mongolia
don't let that sweet uncle labor go to waste
Indeed
yeah
Just post it
My couch started floating, thanks
I did
Yeah, what @peak heron said
Did you get it
Prism
Yup
Idk I'm just in the air rn
Ok
now you travel to northern africa and go sandboarding in morocco
Hello
And?
I wanna say
Good night
Gm
Playing this game just makes me wanted to kill myself more
this isnt the only game that makes me mad

The frame lag happens again after the galaxy bundle update
It just completely back to normal on first space vision update
"back on normal"

Don't care
Nab
Kinda
Ok what the code
The m4a1 looks good, But the usp and akr probably a pattern based skin
New knife looks cool too
These kids always cry when axlebolt bring a completely different knife than cs
My game is not starting 
The pattern base, Yes
Didn’t work
Boring
Just search smith and wesson karambit
When community supporters are on talk with them dude
Exactly
Ok
Close the game
There's literally no working promocode rn, Of course it's not gonna work
Better
Well, It is
they haven't even played cs
It's a CS on phone
uf they did they wont be here
Smth like that
This is literally the only good cs copy on mobile
Realed
They always do
Yeah but after like 4 years of asking
But when it comes to server issue, I don't think so
and stupid request they gave up
gYRo 
I wonder if they're gonna bring that blood options for the next update
They were planning on adding the blood effects on season 4 but they just not going for that
Maybe add kill animations like amogus 
Prolly because of optimization issue
That'll be crazy
Cod kill animation
id prefer what cs2 was copying from valo a clean kill emblem
True
but that has to be toggleable tho
(gets killed by GP_4056)
action replay camera starts
Sees him shoot you and start breakdancing
Lmao 😭
Add taunt animation
the action replay camera is crazy
I'm going to completely remove the game




