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u chick
How to kill a mosquito
grab a dirty t shirt or such from the laundry and throw it at it as hard as possible
But I can't find it
And when I close my eyes for 1 second
It's back
I have been lying awake and hunting for nearly an hour
empty the room as much as possible, get under the blanket, wait for it to make a sound next to you, get out of your bed, turn on the lights, find it on the walls
My alarm is in 15 minutes it is not even worth it anymore
It stung me on my forehead
I didn't know it was possible
wait until it stings your balls
actually balls have alot of blood flowing to them
the italian mafia knew that pretty well

My trick with mosquitoes in the night is to just wait for them to get close enough and smack them when they're sucking on me
Sure, u may have blood splattered on you but there's nothing more satisfying than saying "ha! You thought u got a free meal"
i think if you flex, they can't get their stinger out, so they just keep sucking blood until they burst
Yea I saw a video on it once. That works too
Taser
The Asian way
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Legend still play cs source
My dad played it
Ok
Gm
@silk kraken does abusing high ping advantage by playing in high ping servers count as cheating?
Hi
K imma report someone I have video evidence of doing the same
actually, no, but if the player is teleporting everywhere and killing you, you can report him, as he's likely using a lag switch of some kind, which is a cheat
300 ping
Yea he was teleporting everywhere
Probably lag
buenaas
ranked anyone sliver + 1.0 kd+ voice chat join my channel speak english pls
🛌
Bro I swear on my mamma I just got an epic from a box💀
Go to screenshot
And also when I was playing allies and was about to win for some reason it said something went wrong and kicked me and my teammate out of the game
Hi
its not that impressive actually
but congrats i guess
189699053
@wind grotto thx bro
Just bought wave and Cerberus with the gold🙏
(Sold warchief to afford Cerberus)
u cant
Hm
Crk is better
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How do I contact so2 support team?
Reason?
What's the reason for support?
just say it here
no need to send me a friend request
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they don't need support for this
the reason is for Negative balance
@paper tangle bro doesn't posses the ability to ball😞🥀
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they got muted (timeout from Romania chat for cursing)

Hi
Dont spam bro
Sorry missclick
Yo dudes‼️🦅🔥💯
Sup
Finnaly got 100 kills with the deagle
Nah
Cmon
K come allies
1v1s don't necessarily determine your skill here. It's a team based game, strategy and positioning is far more important than skill
Fr
🦕
big long green dimosaur
Че бл
You want gold correct?
Да
Well sorry I can't give you any but someone here might be able to
Idk
Shoutout to the roaches in the crib, they cured my fentanyl addiction (they eated it all 😭😭😭)
I can only read Cryllic but I can't understand them lmao
@stray violet they some real ones fr
@rich crow
Хай
I only know the basic Russian words and phrases like privyet 
Ух
Lol
Lol
Лол
О руский
Oh this one means English

No
No way
ГДЕ РУСКИЙ ЧАТ
Scroll on top of the channel list
I'm is Russian
there is this tab called "Channels & Roles"
Я тож
Топ
Click that and select Russian
Lol

Ахахахаххаахха
Ахахахахахха




emoji language
sources?

Burek
Yo
Yo
Anyone wanna play
Бл дайте голды кто нибудь
I can't rn low battery
Wth
Nw nw
👍
no
Wth is this
aliens language
He's asking for hold in Russian
The role-assigning bot doesn't work anymore? Damn this server really went downhill after mega left the staff team (he was a very important and essential staff moderator who performed their tasks at a far more efficient speed than his team)

Fr
Glorp glarp language
This is NOT the letter A --> Д
Dawg what
Come back tomorrow for more Cyrillic lessons
Dawg im a Serb ik cyrillic

@stray violet Nuh uh

so wt is that amongus guy looking the other way?
@vernal silo
@stray violet the home Depot employee watching me take the steameast and ost radioactive doo doo on planet earth:

ඞ
.

Amongst us

Above we
Home Depot employees after seeing me walk into their store for the 5th time this week (they know I'm about to eat all their 2x4 boards 😋)
fibrous snack
True
good luck in the next morning
Don't care juju on that beat
u cant send links here (to that russian guy)
Epic

@stray violet my hungry ahh could NEVER EVER work at a mortuary💀🙏
They gatekeeping all the good food
Fr
🫠
They passed bro the evil blunt
Who tf tagged me 5 times
Idk
Ghost Tagged
Fr
y do dogs find bones tasty?
@wind grotto yeah
@wind grotto yes
They lick the beef on the bones
Lol
They feed us poison (🍔)
And cure us with their "medicine" (💊)
But supress the real nutrients (👶)
@stray violet give me whatever this guy is smoking
so u were the one who stole my frnd grandmothers femur
Salam zəiflər
They told me to go touch grass, but I can't because I smoked it all 😭😭😭
i dont think dogs like ashes
Qoz 5-9
typical cali man activity
what have you not smoked

u cant smoke smoke
I smoker the gasses out of the factories in Chernobyl and now I have an extra arm
And stage 6 cancer
Worth it tho
The voices in my closet are getting louder
my cat hangs out with the abandomed animal at chernobyl
Epic
Yo
Yo
zo

What
You wanna go to Chernobyl and steal a baby doll
Anbu pfp(:
Yes
Ewalk🤯
me showing off my epic jumpshot ⛹️
Everyone else in the heart transplant surgery room: 
Ewalk is thinking inside the box🥶
Hi guys
Hoi
How are u
Im great, thanx for asking
Wtf
Finnaly I'm bronze 4
congrats
gg
🥳🥳🥳
Who xanna play allies
Tf did u do
Do u mean time out?
On this server or like the game
Damm u get a extra n word pass form me
If some1 else said that he is gonna use it in februwary
I didn't even say nothing
Plus im black
Guess whos back
Who
Back again
hello
Who's back
Eminem reference
Hey
Lol
congrats
mom's spaghetti
Best standoff 2 competitive experience
Who wanna play allies with me
YEEEEE
Dm me
A m o g u s
Cow

I mean
I can now
Do you wanna?
Drink some liquid heroin trust me you Will sleep
Thanks bro

Maaan tf happened with this game
Lots


Have you been banned?
No
Alekomesela 🙏🙏

U can just say slm
Wa alaykumu salam
I like the full word better

Cya ...have fun

Yarag
Bye
Bye🙏
Bye
Can someone help me because of this??...😰😰 #📸│photos message
I had report many times for report bots (players that who created new accounts)
It's a scam just ignore
Guys are there any so2 trading servers?
I think so, I will see more information about that if I really get banned
Nahh its too dry
Is it true that the next battlepass will be released in October?
Its scam.. Standoff 2 never writes to you privately
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nah you wont, there are plenty of spam bots like this
Thank you for notice this scam, because I scared of ban
What word did you use to get muted
russian teammate lmao
leaves after dying once in allies
pisses me off
russian teammate in netherlands
bro someone guide these people to learn how to go to their server
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Anyone down to play some comp?
@rich crow Putin is the epitome of an L
I’m just like Griffith fr😈
FR? Come by we should watch berserk together😈🙏🏼
Bros at a red light 💀
😈
Hide
I don’t need to😈
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dayum
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W watch dogs 2, L mindset
@rich crow my father doesn't contribute to invest like your does
Mf pulls up to the family reunion looking like nosferatu
Hey yo someone wanna 1v1?
No problem gang🐿️
👍
whats problem my boi
Problem is that pat in yo PFP look to drippy 🔥💯‼️👾
its my boi croco fit
Bro pvp?
Zang boy got some insane drip
To a Phoenix?
One piece is peak fiction
thats fs
Brooo 1v1
@buoyant sphinx bro I forgot to tell you I pulled a epic from a box today🙏
thats good ahh start
Fr

1v1]???
@steel bison sorry cuh not rn
Ok
go to player search
What?
Guys just so you know not ask me for 1v1's cus I'm not a fan of those
I love one piece
I’m stuck in skypiea ark tho
Understandable
2 vs 2 best
Idk if i wanna keep watching it tho
i finished it like 10 days ago
I know it a grippy.
I love playing allies with a good teammate
To zibuy
long ahh anime
?
Whats Allie’s
I like comp more
Comp is fun
Understandable
when you started playin
i hate when i try to face with the enemy then i suddenly lagg out of nowhere
L wifi
U newbie?
No
is it bout my ping?
I’ve played on and off since season 2
Ur ping
@zealous sandal@buoyant sphinx @hardy shard yo shall us 4 gentlemen run some comp?
I legit only play comp
My ping is 40
YES
Bet
im not playin rn
Lol I win many on comp
Lemme add you
@buoyant sphinx k
Cmon pvp bro!!
Bet id is 181530525
bro go play some tdms
@buoyant sphinx I see a fellow Vinland saga enjoyer. Manga or anime?
I added you guts
BOTH
☕️
I need to watch Vinland saga
I know it’s grippy.
Dawg
No I mean which one did you come across first
anime
Wsg
What anime bro?
Yo add me?
I did
yo
K
i i found like
Elite right?
pink sheep in minecraft
Bro pvp?
lmao
Huh
Normal
most ranodom shii ever
I play 1.20 ver
@zealous sandal yes it's mw
bro
Grippith
1.20 ver is beautiful
Just search it on google
Why we talking bout Minecraft in so2 chat
i dont want to update my shi for the villager debuff
nerf
i mean
hell mending on swamp
Lot's of people dropped it from s2. I hope u didn't?
U still play the old ver 💀
I know it’s grippy
Bruuuuuh
yeahhh but 1.20
they mad
i did not update my minecraft
lmao
but ill update it tmr i dont have time to play
Ur world is like 6 years? 💀
Yea farmland saga is better than s1 once it gets going
nah i just started a month ago
Mine is 2 years
damnnn
thats highy debateble but its about opinion now
Check dm
I feel like there's more maturity to it ya know. But yea, debatable. S1 does have the goat character tho, Lucius
for me vinland saga is overall top 10 all time
Yea me too. Maybe it'll be top 5 if it ends well but not rn
hard
Hello
OP jojo db naruto blech death note
wassup
Ur top 6?
Naruto, db and bleach better than Vinland? I mean I hard disagree but oh well
Jojo op and death note and def debatable
they are just the facec of anime
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ask non anime watchers which characters they know.It wil always be naruto goku and kakashi.
and maybe even sasukeand vegeta
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Yea but doesn't mean they're better. They're just more popular
1v1 someone?
No thanks
bro is just reding and understending nun of it
my guy right here
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bro
As per me I don't watch anime it doesn't mean I hate it 
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where are you from for sience
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Bro is asking where are you 
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I don't think science should be an answer
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Aw man
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You're gonna eat all of that??
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Yo guts did u leave?
Yeah
Oxygen?
Why not 😦
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Bro is Elon musk
I wouldn’t be in the mood if I got carried either

@zealous sandal we'll play later I promise
@zealous sandal also I used to be a higher rank than you I just went on a big losing streak
U all good?
Yeh
And I focused my time to get better KD on common stats
Blasty wanna play?
It used to be 0.75 now it's 1.04
I am gonna leave i think I am disturbing you guys 
💀
zf

Bye
Thanks
man have sum personal w me
Bye
hqhqhqqh
I know it’s grippy
Blawg.
I don't think so
Idk
Ally or comp
I haven’t played Allie yet
But I carried guts in comp just now
Unranked so?
I recommend comp zf a beast there
I don’t suck at the game
rank???
…
He bronze
But I wanna try Allie
He still good tho
I silver ;-; MMR too high
Yeh
I wanna a good amount of games
How much bronze?
Yes
@gleaming jasper I used to be silver but I went on losing streak now I'm bronze 2💀
Shi
That’s cause I wasn’t there to carry you
Feeling sad with 69 others
🤩
Although I'm doin good on allies
Damn
Shoujo does it grip?
Let's be honest if you don't have a good mate it's 50 50 u will win
Hi
Fr
What
Coz they have advantage of 2 ppl
Fr that’s why we should play Allie together
Bbg😜
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Fr
I aam silver 4 sir just need one game for gold

Lol

Pull a dub make yo papa proud🙏
Shush son
Bet
Son wukong?
Papa?
Atleast just know what you are doing 
You’re my seed
…
Not like u just opened the game while being drunk and doing random shitt
Definitely
weirdos

@wind grotto bruh
Totally me (real)
shhhh...
Shhhhn't
Yes'nt
Non't
🔫 shush...
Pull the trigger
Greatn't
It going in yo head
Yes'nt
ill blow your guts out
I'll rearrange your guts😈
Ifykyk
you wont be alive to do that
Don't care+L+ratio+I hit the stanky leg on yo grandpa's tombstone
cuz i would have dismembered your body in 100 pieces and fed to my cat
90% of berserk be like
Berserk fans after cuts berks all over cascet and girth
Your cat will love it
ik

shes slightly bigger then your average house cat nothing much
Does Devs of the game even play their own game i wonder
Hello
hey
Hey
Someone 1v1?
Cat lover
What will I get
I have 4 cats bro
The devs had a show match against pros a few months back
no
Idk a clap?
My cats sit on my pc lmaoooo

i can see that in your pfp
This emoji on some extreme za
Bro is 5th cat
ma lady keqing
XD
Epic name
I named my cat ludicrous belingsong belly bouncer the 2st Timothy stalin
Omg
I like chinese name on my cat
Nice pfp xd
@gleaming jasper do you want?
beware she may start teleporting
Nah
Lol forgot to record I was playing csgo and my cats sit on me
No thank you
@wind grotto my guy zf is messaging me in dm that he got muted for an hour and he is thinking u muted him 
who is zf
He ment by the server nvm
U know chinese song learn to meow?
what
Yea
hmm
wdym
edm ver is better
Also killer i didnt say it was u who muted me, you’re a random blasty was just confused
Bruuuuuuh
cow
I can hear it grip😈
do not type " hashtagspace*hi "
It is not grippy, you play genshin😭😭😭🙏🏼
Did you get carried to gold?
Yes
bro is here to burn chat down
My bad
I play sometimes
Then no need to change it 💀👍
Wdym
Dude
you flamin everybody
Hey guys have you seen a guy with long white hair with a femboys build?He also has armour
💀💀💀💀
im safe for now
Nah
Damn
is that a guy that did nothing wrong
I got this baddie with a fattie named casca
I'm 10 meters away from your house
Gorilla glue them cheeks
he is in front of your house with burek and jogurt
Yes
Your cat isn’t safe 😈🙏🏼
I've been play so2 4 months
Me
Or 3 momths
since 2018
I play liked 2 years ago
check your mail :)
I’ve just been on and off
@hardy shard same
Maybe 3
Check your cats buttholee 😈🙏🏼
Just wanted to ask does bayonet comes in new year pass?
i cant cuz shes on your porch
Like I said I was on and off I didn’t see too many updates
Anyone up for comp?
Yes
@ornate skiff Shane Dawson x Griffith
Cat buttholes lmaoo
😭🙏🏼
Why tf my iphone 14pro get fps drop?
Cause you watch too much of the hub
You have like at least 20 tabs open and 14 viruses

i agree
Thank you 😊
😳
High graphics
Is it grippy?
now he can die piecefully
Lower ur graphics u will get good fps
Always get teammates while playing calibration, you may get matched with players who have only played 32hrs on game 
Griffith never dies😈🙏🏼
Same with my iPad Pro
maybe check battery optimization setting for so2, idk i dont use apple
What’s grippy 😉
Hey boys😈
no wayy i didnt know that.no shyyy
He’s wants to be me so bad
one man was looking for you
Who?
Poser
It doesn’t help,
some guy with rpg
@ornate skiff silence boykisser
It just stays at 60 :///
I put my graphic on max
By good means stable
Casca kisser* to you
Why dropping
Bruh I think apple
For me it’s too laggy to play, it’s unbearable
If your fps drop play in low graphics for constant fps
Bro I know it’s the grippiest
Hey I'm back
you did nothing wrong
What did I miss
Bro got rtx 4090 phone made by xiaomi 💀
No
I play in max wym
Jus an iPhone 11
Max graphics + 120 fps
wt device?
💀
white ahh man is what you missed
Doesn’t help, always drops after 2 matches, I didn’t use to have this problem, even when I’m at 1% battery
What was his name?
Joseph
Is it
i play all max except anti aliasing only 4x
Doesn't overheat bruh my case is cold
Grippy?
jon
Was he zesty?
Oh
asf
Damn
What do you mean by grippy? 
Grippith
Ykwim 😈🙏🏼
Ong me and Joseph the dynamic duo😩
From berk
Yes you
You guys are confusing me
Why?
I’m not who you think
Scale 1/10 how grippy
you are in server full of asians and people from balkan what you expect
@rugged shadow so your Joseph joestar?
typical intellectual so2 conversation
Yes
even… GRIPPIER!
😈😈😈
Dawg chill
I’m the grip reaper fr

🤨
Is you zesty zf?
nah he probabli 5 foot 3 200 pounds.NO offense
idk probably atleast 2 foot taller than you so 6ft?
@ornate skiff byeeeeeet
Bye son.
Bye papa
Yay new lap coming in on the 17th
bru
You are rocking a random pfp of a starfish with last name star looking like a mafia member thinking it’s hard you’re at least pushing 500 pounds 4’0
Don't dis my boy pat
He had it coming
Still leave Patrick outa dis
He wanted to come in this
💀
I’m gonna make like 10 alts so I’ll never stay muted on this server











