💬│english-chat

[night bronze]

Yo

It just rained so bad

I hate rain

I'm all wet

[fierce ember]

Someone wanna 1v1?

[sharp marsh]

How do I get into a game?

Does it just take a long time?

Or do I have to do something?

[mighty quest]

I'm back

[jovial lion]

Yello

[brittle knoll]

I think u should stay inside when it rains next time

🦕

[night bronze]

It started to quickly

[brittle knoll]

Ik what u mean

Had that happen

[buoyant sphinx]

ayoooo guys

[brittle knoll]

My neck hurts

🦎

[buoyant sphinx]

go outside

[brittle knoll]

I'm about to

[buoyant sphinx]

good for u fs

[brittle knoll]

F/s

[buoyant sphinx]

hahaha

[somber citrus]

Yo

[rich crow]

Hi

[neat ferry]

@rich crow i am dm but i was sleeping

[night bronze]

@neat ferry juju on that beat

[neat ferry]

@night bronze ok whatever

[night bronze]

Yippie huzzah hurray

[fierce ember]

ID?

[long dock]

[fierce ember]

@somber citrus pass me your ID

[somber citrus]

52208589

[tropic mica]

Who is the server admin?

Who is the server admin?

Who is the server admin?

[tough pendant]

I think I can change your opinion

[tropic mica]

Who is the server admin?

[tough meadow]

Why. What do you need

[wind grotto]

its not opinion its fax

[tough pendant]

Nahh

[tough pendant]

Lets find out, 1v1 sha'll we?

[wind grotto]

saw that coming a mile away

[tough pendant]

Avoiding the question

?

[wind grotto]

nah man i dont need to prove my point

[tough pendant]

So basically your scared is what ya trynna say

🐸

[tough meadow]

Dude if u actually a bronze u about to get embarassed

[wind grotto]

saw that comin too

[tough pendant]

Lmao kk

[rich crow]

hi

[wind grotto]

[tough pendant]

So whats it gonna be?

[wind grotto]

wt already told u no

[tough pendant]

Bro scared to lose against bronze

[wind grotto]

sure if u can cope with thinking that

[tropic mica]

i want to put a link where standoff 2 gold are giveaway

[keen nymph]

Yo, its been a while i didn't played the game, and now i can't find the battle pass, some one can tell me where to find it

?

[dry furnace]

It already ended

Just wait for another one

[wind grotto]

bp will come soon

[keen nymph]

Oh ok

Sad

[tropic mica]

Who is the server admin? i want to put a link where standoff 2 gold are giveaway @tough meadow

[tough pendant]

Its just funny how u gonna talk trash but then back down

[dry furnace]

What is blud tryna do 💀

[wind grotto]

dude this isnt ur average server where u can just ask for admin

[wind grotto]

u call that trash talk?

[tropic mica]

okey

[wind grotto]

i am trying to reason with u

[dry furnace]

Yea

I agreed

Pro and bronze dont really go well together

[wind grotto]

see told u i dont need to prove my point

[dry furnace]

Since pro could rank up faster than the speed of light

Idk why they stay at bronze?

[tough pendant]

How bout u and me 1v1 hen shrimp?

[wind grotto]

i also think that the word pro has really lost its value these days , its derived from professional

[tough pendant]

Then*

[dry furnace]

Really?

[tough pendant]

Hell yea

[dry furnace]

I mean sure but i have to charge my phone first

[tough pendant]

All good

Im at work rn anyways

[wind grotto]

ohh their u go, u can be happy now

[dry furnace]

How you stay bronze if u good tho?

[wind grotto]

[tough pendant]

Bad matchmaking

[wind grotto]

and he said i am trying to avoid his request for 1v1

[dry furnace]

[tough pendant]

Wha?

Im literally at work rn

[dry furnace]

U in europe?

[tough pendant]

Dont be suprised everyone dont sit inside all day through summer playing games

🐸

[tough pendant]

ye

[dry furnace]

Naa 💀

Its gonna be 300 ping different for us

[tough pendant]

Damn 💀

[wind grotto]

its not that u in work rn, its that u asked for a 1v1 when u were gonna deny it urself

[tough pendant]

Im not denying, im preparing it

[wind grotto]

well ill have 300 ping too so i couldnt have played anyways

[sterile seal]

sweet

[dry furnace]

Diabetes

[sterile seal]

Cancer

[wind grotto]

insulin

[sterile seal]

Cds

[dry furnace]

I couldnt find my earbud

[sterile seal]

Skill issue

[wind grotto]

Cds?

[dry furnace]

The void took it away from me 😭💀

[sterile seal]

Cee deez nuts

[wind grotto]

ok fair enough

[sterile seal]

wanna see em though?

[wind grotto]

no

[sterile seal]

ok fair enough

Anyways

[dry furnace]

I miss apexm

[wind grotto]

i dont

[fierce ember]

@somber citrus are you going to play?

[dry furnace]

I hate you

[sterile seal]

Apexm sucks ngl

[wind grotto]

i played like 1 game when it came out

[sterile seal]

(I never tried it nor saw a gameplay)

[dry furnace]

Its fun

Like soo fun

But its dead for about 3 months

[wind grotto]

apexm was just a quick cash source for them, they never wanted to continue it

[dry furnace]

Atleast "high energy heroes" going to be released as apexm 2.0 ||who tf name those 💀||

[wind grotto]

their is gonna be a apexm 2.0?

[dry furnace]

I mean its not going to be called apexm 2.0

But they definetely got all of the gameplay the same as apexm

[wind grotto]

i am waiting for rainbow six

and warzone

[dry furnace]

That ahh been sitting on the beta for a whole year

Made me lose interest innit

[wind grotto]

i hope warzone will not disaapoint with adding too much focus on tpp

[dry furnace]

Ah yeah

Warzone

[tough meadow]

They were. But earnings went down drastically week by week and a lot of the execs responsible for the game left for higher paying jobs afaik

[dry furnace]

That is a bit sad

[tough meadow]

I wonder what went wrong with it

Maybe because codm was at its peak back then

[dry furnace]

cough cough skin cough cough

[soft jolt]

Ḧ̶́̅e̷̽̚l̷̿̉l̷̿̉o̶͐̇

[wind grotto]

no their must be some other reason

cuz i people who like codm probably liked apexm too

[placid garnet]

Yo guys

When is new season

In so2?

[dry furnace]

Never

[wind grotto]

nobody knows

[dry furnace]

Standoff shutting down

[vernal bobcat]

Hello

[tough meadow]

NGL I prefer codm over apex. Battle royales don't hit the same anymore

[vernal bobcat]

How 1v1 me?

[wind grotto]

shutting down a gold mine

[soft jolt]

𝐺𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑?
4.00
4.00
0.45

𝐺𝑟𝑦𝑜
2.00
2.00

[wind grotto]

dude its ur hands and device

just play and test

[soft jolt]

𝐼 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡

[wind grotto]

if u feel comfortable keep it

[soft jolt]

𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠

[dry furnace]

Hes right

[wind grotto]

and stop writing in this weird font

[dry furnace]

Crank it up to 1000

[soft jolt]

K̶̉̆i̵̐̈l̷̿̉l̷̿̉e̷̽̚ŕ̶͝7̸͊8887 thank you

[wind grotto]

i am getting cancer rn

[soft jolt]

But I'm not using different font

[dry furnace]

Gl bro wish you the best

[tough meadow]

1. Don't use gyro and acceleration.
2. Sensitivity doesn't matter unless it's too high or too low.

What's important is u don't change ur sense once u find one u prefer. This is to get your muscle memory used to how ur sens feels

[soft jolt]

But gryo help me tho

[dry furnace]

I use acceleration 💀

[wind grotto]

ohh yea keep accel 0

[dry furnace]

What does acc even do?

[wind grotto]

gyro is just painful to watch as a spectator, idk about using it

[soft jolt]

Can anyone ban me?

I feel pain

It's not normal pain

[tough meadow]

It'll help you to a certain degree but it will never be as accurate as raw fingers. The celling for aim with gyro is lower than without gyro

[wind grotto]

the faster u move the more it moves , with 0 same amount of movement remains consistent with camera movement everytime

[soft jolt]

Can anyone ban me

I feel pain of hell

[dry furnace]

@tough pendant lesgo

[wind grotto]

see u in hell

[soft jolt]

Me too

[wind grotto]

u gave me cancer

[dry furnace]

Well shd

[soft jolt]

U gave me pain of hell

[tough pendant]

I quit in 14 mins

Hold on

[wind grotto]

ikr

[dry furnace]

K

[tough pendant]

About the ping

We use vpn or some?

[dry furnace]

I dont kno if i can move on from the accel tho 💀

[wind grotto]

vpn doesnt help with ping

[dry furnace]

Vpn do nothin wth

[tough pendant]

It helps with region tho?

[dry furnace]

I have been using accel since 2018

[wind grotto]

if it did, it would be amazing though

[soft jolt]

Standoff2 should make allies to be first 50 lvl

Or 20 30 idk

[dry furnace]

Should we queue in kazak?

150 150 ping maybe

[wind grotto]

it may say low ping in game but the delay is still their between u and vpn server

[tough pendant]

Nahh wait, yesterday I was playing clan battle and my teammate turned on vpn, his ping went from 300 to 50

[soft jolt]

Because this kid literally make my rank gold Iv to silver

[tough pendant]

Maybe we can try

[wind grotto]

its like ghost ping

[tough pendant]

Damn

[proper gyro]

ah yes, because changing your virtual location also changes your physical location

why didn't i think of that

[dry furnace]

I love apexm!1!1

[wind grotto]

we r too incompetent

[dry furnace]

Sisyphus moment

[proper gyro]

don't lump me in with you

[hearty chasm]

Нужен чел в напы от силв 1 до год 3 в лс

[wind grotto]

🫠

[dry furnace]

Blud think im russia

[tough meadow]

id:customize

[wind grotto]

how did u mention that

[proper gyro]

apparently Standoff 2 Competitive is a better title than Standoff 2 Faceit

moment

[tough meadow]

You have to believe it exists

[dry furnace]

Its true

[tough pendant]

You gotta believe to achive 💡

[vernal bobcat]

Hey

[tough meadow]

id: and add "customize" in between : and >

[dry furnace]

Seeing the word standoff 2 faceit is weird

There is csgo faceit anyway

[vernal bobcat]

How play roblox with me plp

[proper gyro]

id:customize:

truly

[vernal bobcat]

[proper gyro]

css

[buoyant sphinx]

did they add that i dont play that mch last 2 months

[proper gyro]

i love it

[dry furnace]

id:customize:

[proper gyro]

or html

[vernal bobcat]

<id:customize

[proper gyro]

<#:customize:>

[tough meadow]

A friend of mine I was tutoring saved his css file as "style.html" lol

[vernal bobcat]

id:customize

[proper gyro]

OH HEL NAW, not style.html

id:customize

truly

anyways who does style.html

that's like so cursed

[dry furnace]

id:style.html:

Got damn it

[vernal bobcat]

@dry furnace 1v1 me

[dry furnace]

Naa

Bruhh

[vernal bobcat]

Why

[dry furnace]

Really i have 2 guy trying to 1v1 me 💀

[vernal bobcat]

Just 1v1 mep

[dry furnace]

Ok?

[vernal bobcat]

Give id

184682322

[tough meadow]

I buy cheap azz boxers that tear up in a few months

[glad ether]

[dry furnace]

Giving id in general chat is probably not a good idea

[tough meadow]

Just ripped the one I have on rn

[glad ether]

I agree

[vernal bobcat]

Me id 184682322

[glad ether]

lol

[vernal bobcat]

[dry furnace]

I add u cuh

[glad ether]

Maybe just have random friends

[dry furnace]

Now acceptus

[glad ether]

lol

Random acceptation at all

[pale orbit]

Awm vs

Hi

[unreal sluice]

I finished the trinity seven main series

Now I have to watch 2 movies

[dense grail]

@unreal sluice hi

[river iris]

Anyone wanna 1v1 awm? dm

[unreal sluice]

Hi

[dense grail]

I quit the clan

It did not fit

[unreal sluice]

How come?

Oh ok

[dense grail]

To strict

Idk what to do lol

[unreal sluice]

What did they do that was too strict?

[dense grail]

It's hard to freely talk

[unreal sluice]

What sort of rules?

Report cheater?

Do u have video evidence?

[dense grail]

Yea well the usual

But someword that can be said can't be used?

[flat trellis]

.

[unreal sluice]

?

You can’t report then, you need video evidence

[dense grail]

And they took my personal to their control

[unreal sluice]

How?

Np^^

[dense grail]

Bruh they ask my location and picture

Keep asking it

[unreal sluice]

Bruh what

[dense grail]

And they harass me

[unreal sluice]

Average clan with a leader in silver ranks

[dense grail]

Idk they are desperate but I don't like it

[vernal bobcat]

Heyyyy

Guys

[dense grail]

Hi epic roblox gamer

[vernal bobcat]

Play roblox restaurant tycoon 2 with me pls

[unreal sluice]

Idk why they need ur personal info

[dense grail]

Yea well just like that...

[vernal bobcat]

Play roblox with me pls

Hey

[dense grail]

Bro... This is a standoff channel

[vernal bobcat]

Ok

But who have roblox

[muted trout]

Who wana play standoff

[vernal bobcat]

Idk

[somber citrus]

Hey I'm back

[muted trout]

Wana play?

Anyone

[vernal bobcat]

Idc

[dense grail]

Me ok

I'm bored

[unreal sluice]

It’s better to leave then tbh

[dense grail]

I did

And it was right

[muted trout]

Who wana play standoff 2 comp

[vernal bobcat]

Shr1mple add me in roblox

[dense grail]

You silver?

[vernal bobcat]

@dry furnace

[muted trout]

Ye

[dry furnace]

@tough pendant You still 1v1 or na?

[vernal bobcat]

@dry furnace

[dry furnace]

Not rn

[vernal bobcat]

Add me on roblox pls

[muted trout]

Ye wana play?

[dense grail]

Sure

[vernal bobcat]

What

What the

[dense grail]

116953217

[muted trout]

Ok dm me

Alr senting

[dense grail]

Vc?

[vernal bobcat]

Bad ending

[torpid vault]

[vernal bobcat]

🗿

[dry furnace]

[vernal bobcat]

@dry furnace

[buoyant sphinx]

lookin like a true survivor

[snow crypt]

[buoyant sphinx]

...

[vernal bobcat]

Add me in roblox !!!!!! @dry furnace

[dry furnace]

Tf?

Ill add u later k?

I dont want to play bolbox rn

[tough pendant]

You free im 50 min?

[dry furnace]

Yes

[tough pendant]

Bet

Whats ur id btw

[dry furnace]

Hang on

Lemme give it to your dm

[tough pendant]

Ight

[mellow compass]

can anyone trade a knife for an extremely bad item

or can anyone tell me how to get a knife without paying anything

[buoyant sphinx]

grind seasons

[buoyant sphinx]

not possible

[mellow compass]

ight

[buoyant sphinx]

but there is no season rn sooooo

[dry furnace]

The fact that sticker bollide survive 90-60 gold 2 days after release

Ez profit from epic sticker lmao

[buoyant sphinx]

and another tip

dont buy skins from crates which are in game rn

their price can only go down

[earnest sierra]

[buoyant sphinx]

and what bro

[earnest sierra]

nothing

I just want konw how can i get pictures like this

[buoyant sphinx]

okay then

[earnest sierra]

why i can't send pictures

[rich crow]

@earnest sierra what rank are you

[oak coral]

Hello

[tough meadow]

#📸│photos

[buoyant sphinx]

my favourite asian

the mith the legend

[austere sapphire]

so can somebody tell me what is the best pattern for the karambit nebula?

like purple gem

[barren ibex]

When is the new season coming?

[buoyant sphinx]

next month most likely

[austere sapphire]

15 days

[buoyant sphinx]

wtf did you say

[austere sapphire]

??

[buoyant sphinx]

idk man sorry

[spring field]

Hi

[austere sapphire]

np ty for the respond

[buoyant sphinx]

wassup

[spring field]

I am good how are you

[buoyant sphinx]

im even better when i see fake ahh pfps

[spring field]

i am ankama

[buoyant sphinx]

tf is that suppost to mean

[spring field]

Dude, I don't understand anything, I'm Turkish

Anyway see you

[buoyant sphinx]

turkish education at its finest

[spring field]

Thank you bro 🙂

[buoyant sphinx]

ok bro

[sacred echo]

hi

[buoyant sphinx]

wassup

[sacred echo]

no

[buoyant sphinx]

what no man

you good

[sacred echo]

Giv gold many bigger

Big

Biggggg

Gold 🤑

[buoyant sphinx]

man is not good

can sb help him

[sacred echo]

No

What rank ar eu

Are u

[buoyant sphinx]

idk

i didnt play in like 3 months

[sacred echo]

.

Why

[wind grotto]

i dont think we got any psychiatrist here

[buoyant sphinx]

im playin this from beta so it gets boring sm times

[sacred echo]

Damn

[buoyant sphinx]

i think you good doc

[buoyant sphinx]

i think my highest rank was phoenix

[sacred echo]

Thats my rank

It was my dream rank i got it yesterday

[wind grotto]

if u say so

[buoyant sphinx]

belive me go study medicine

its a life changer

[wind grotto]

in a dream?

[sacred echo]

Bro ehat

What

[buoyant sphinx]

bro is breathing so2

[sacred echo]

I said it was my dream to get that rank

I never said i got it in a dream 💀

[wind grotto]

gawd i never thought of that SO2 (sulpher dioxide)

[buoyant sphinx]

not talking about you

[wind grotto]

now the guy is gonna say i have proof in #📸│photos

[sacred echo]

Who

[lyric vine]

Do anyone know some working promo codes? For so2

[wind grotto]

nope

[lyric vine]

Ok

[lyric vine]

How to get thoes?

[brittle knoll]

I am so pooped

🐆

[wind grotto]

u cant

[lyric vine]

You have to buy?

[wind grotto]

💩

[brittle knoll]

:sleeping_accommodation_sauropod:

[wind grotto]

thats a long name for a emoji

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[torpid vault]

🗣️

[wind grotto]

i am so sleepy

cya

[brittle knoll]

U are so pooped

🐔🪄

[paper tangle]

man

[brittle knoll]

Credit: Aza

🐔

Man (lelelel)

[paper tangle]

Credit: Aza

[sacred echo]

[brittle knoll]

Oh no popodak prism cracked

And his comb fell off

And beak and eyes and wattle

[alpine laurel]

[rich crow]

hi

i want gf from russian or usa

[rugged trail]

E yo wassup

[rich crow]

Wdym

[rugged trail]

?

[small tapir]

get one irl

[brittle knoll]

400g yogurt with 2 scoops of whey goes crazy

[rich crow]

From Russian?

[small tapir]

wherever you live bro

get a girl from your place

[brittle knoll]

And take in basement

🐔 🐔 🐔

[rich crow]

From Egypt it's bad

[small tapir]

me when she locks me in her basement but shes the most gorgeous and most beautiful human ever

[small tapir]

bro arab girls are damn beautiful bro

[rich crow]

Not in egypt

[brittle knoll]

Arab is a language

[small tapir]

come to jordan bro

[brittle knoll]

Language speakering

[small tapir]

ull love them there

[brittle knoll]

Egyptian is the word you're looking for

As a nationality

[small tapir]

my man

where are you from

[steel agate]

@everything @here | THIS IS IMPORTANT Please read this carefully: Urgent warning, someone named "shakushuka" sends a request with the hashtag #4624, and anyone who accepts friend requests will have their accounts hacked, as a result of which the participants and their group will become victims. Distribute the information and send it to as many incompatible servers as possible. If you see this user, DO NOT ACCEPT his friend request and block him immediately. Discord is currently working on us. SEND THIS TO WHATEVER SERVER YOU ARE ON. This is IMPORTANT: Do not forget to request friends from Shakusuka#4624. He's a hacker. Tell everyone on your friends list, because if someone from your list adds one of them, he will also be on your list. They will know the IP address and the address of your computer, so copy and paste this message wherever you can. Please, everyone be careful.
Stay safe.

[brittle knoll]

My back hurts

🐔

I saw this a year ago

I am pretty fliping sure

I saw it before

[small tapir]

arab is a nationality

arabic is a language

[brittle knoll]

Yea arabian is

🐔

I think

[small tapir]

short term

arab

some say arabian some arab

[brittle knoll]

Yea but that's assuming everyone who speaks arabic are the same in any region/country

And it's not a single country

[small tapir]

man

if u were born in like the middle east

countries

ur certainly an arab

and in the continet of asia

[brittle knoll]

:sp:

Nice spling

🦕

Btw

What can someone do with an ip address anyway

[small tapir]

leak

[brittle knoll]

To?

[tough meadow]

Track you down i guess

[small tapir]

awful thing if you find out its been leaked

[small tapir]

publicly

[brittle knoll]

Discord's security against this sussy baka guy: 😭😭😢

People with a phone: 😼

Sorry I meant

:)

[tough meadow]

What's he gonna do with an IP anyway. He ain't gonna come all the way to India

[brittle knoll]

Broooo

Bro he gona hac u don't addd

The discombobulation of the connectivity to the discord server will grant a breach into the wires that are attached to the ummm yea and your computer will explode

🐔

(real!)

He planted mines into the friend request zone

[true heath]

pls guys i have cheater in my match and anticheat didn't work

[brittle knoll]

And they will be sending a chilll wave towards the area 51 of the acceptance

Spooky scary electrons

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

:fish_3d_spinning_WHOMADETHIS:

[brittle knoll]

He is drifting aimlessly in space

Probably near popodak blowfish rabbit and pig

[paper tangle]

real

[tough meadow]

Theoretically, he can remotely control my shi with the knowledge of my IP. But it's highly unlikely (stright up impossible) he's skilled enough to bypass all the security

[true heath]

I have his id I am sending to so2 screenshots if you would help me ban him

[brittle knoll]

And your router's security

And your pc's security

[small tapir]

i sneezed 7 times in a tow

[brittle knoll]

What did get out

Did u sniff a porcupine

In

Like a whole porcupine

[small tapir]

pardon

[proper gyro]

m f bro I confused july with june😭

[tough meadow]

Fun fact: it's a legit possibility to pop your eyeballs out when sneezing

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[small tapir]

yeah hold your eyelids up

gone

[proper gyro]

i thought nightly accidentally paid 2 months of nitro

[brittle knoll]

And a legit impossibility your nervous system will allow u to keep eyes open

[proper gyro]

[small tapir]

no

if you tape your eyes for example up

ur eyelids

or hold it with force

[brittle knoll]

The muscles that control your eyelids: 😡

[small tapir]

well goodbye eyes

[brittle knoll]

🐂

🦬

Goodbye eyes

[tough meadow]

Goodbye eye* in my case. Cause I got only one functioning eye

[small tapir]

ur other is blinded?

[tough meadow]

Yea. Driving while intoxicated is a stupid thing to do, figures

[brittle knoll]

There's no way you're not an illusion

Everyone has two functioning eyes while using discord

There's no way

[small tapir]

what were you intoxicated with

[brittle knoll]

Maaan

🐔

[night bronze]

Chigen

[brittle knoll]

Funny fact, there's a small chance to get a syndrome called auto-brewer

[tough meadow]

5 (or more, I don't remember) xanax pills + alcohol. Mixing these two is a guaranteed blackout

[brittle knoll]

And your small intestine has some yeast/fungi that turns carbs into ethanol

[night bronze]

[brittle knoll]

Making u drunk

[small tapir]

damn

[night bronze]

This has nothing to do with standoff2

[brittle knoll]

Quite possibly damaging liver

So with that u can get drunk without drinking

🦕

[small tapir]

crazt bro

crazy

[tough meadow]

Yea I read a reddit post about it. Sounds like it sucks

[brittle knoll]

Crazy?

I was crazy once

They put me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy

[night bronze]

Crazy?😈

I was crazy once

[brittle knoll]

🐇

I think

[night bronze]

@brittle knoll real

[small tapir]

go crazy in bed

[tough meadow]

I didn't mean to mix them. I just took way too many xanax pills and have no recollection of how I got alcohol into my system

[night bronze]

@small tapir Bet😈

[small tapir]

Im a man

[night bronze]

So?

[small tapir]

I am terminator

[night bronze]

Hole is a hole

No matter the gender or time of day

[small tapir]

i dont have any

[brittle knoll]

Nice (not nice) sploogoogling

[tough meadow]

Where there is a hole, there is a goal

• Master oogway

[night bronze]

@small tapir Damn

[small tapir]

Latina

[night bronze]

Fr

[small tapir]

wait

latinas

[night bronze]

Omg no way😱😱

[bronze iris]

@silk kraken please look

[brittle knoll]

Bruh monetsments

[small tapir]

i have sudden urge to do cardio

when i see woman

[night bronze]

Real

[brittle knoll]

Sounds like u got no proof it happened 🤣😂😂

😹😹😹

[silk kraken]

please report this on this site: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[small tapir]

bro spawned in a cat

[bronze iris]

Thx

[night bronze]

Real

[silk kraken]

let me know in private when you've reported it

[brittle knoll]

Aw, guts!

[night bronze]

Wanna se me do it again?

[brittle knoll]

Who's gonna clean the ketchup

🐧💢

[night bronze]

Some dude idk

[rich crow]

I m gonna clean the blood

[night bronze]

@brittle knoll angy pingin

[brittle knoll]

Whose blood

[night bronze]

I only see ketchup

[brittle knoll]

I don't see any blood

Yea fr

What this guy on about

[balmy lantern]

Hi guys

I need a gold 1 or silver 4

So i can play with my friend

Please

[night bronze]

I once saw a guy who was sleeping and there was ketchup leaking from him

It tasted amazing

[brittle knoll]

#1044085342308941944

[night bronze]

Recommend it

[small tapir]

talk about girls

it would make more sense

🤨

[brittle knoll]

Man ppl really overdose ketchup

[night bronze]

Ohh ok
Taylor swift Jon Jones lady Gaga griffth

[small tapir]

LMAO

[brittle knoll]

Also that's kinda disgusting

[night bronze]

Nuh uh

[brittle knoll]

Why would u eat ketchup that already went in someone else

🐔

[night bronze]

Well it still tasted great

[balmy lantern]

Its dead chat

Guts

[brittle knoll]

Guts go

[balmy lantern]

What rank are you

[small tapir]

Wanna see my chest

[night bronze]

Yo

[tribal mason]

Yoo

[brittle knoll]

You have to play with him

You HaVe to

[night bronze]

No

[brittle knoll]

It's not a choice

It's a requirement

🐔

[balmy lantern]

Guts please

[night bronze]

Low battery

No please

[tribal mason]

Why can't I play compi in India!!!

[balmy lantern]

Just to start the match

[brittle knoll]

You will play against your will

[night bronze]

Don't take to the gulag

[balmy lantern]

And we will kick you so u wouldnt get banned

[brittle knoll]

Nice cowing

[tribal mason]

[brittle knoll]

Nice cheat

[balmy lantern]

Guts please

[rich crow]

Hi

[tough meadow]

Not enough players queuing comp there

[balmy lantern]

@night bronze

[night bronze]

@balmy lantern sorry bludovski but not rn low battery

[tribal mason]

:((

[tropic swift]

@tribal mason same

[paper tangle]

guts

gone

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[night bronze]

Huh

[balmy lantern]

Bro it will take you 1 minute

[small tapir]

you got guts

[balmy lantern]

Please bro

[night bronze]

Schizophrenia

[small tapir]

wanna see a schizophrenic image?

[night bronze]

Dimentia

[tropic swift]

When new gold pass coming.. anyone knows?

[night bronze]

Dimentia

Dimentia

[brittle knoll]

Come on maaan you have nothing to lose but some patience come on maaan

[balmy lantern]

Sin what rank are you

[brittle knoll]

And some time

[balmy lantern]

Frl

[brittle knoll]

Come manaaa onn

[small tapir]

bro im bronze nearly 3 in 2v2

[night bronze]

@balmy lantern yo me boy I'll be free in an hour id is 181530525

[brittle knoll]

You will only waste 1 minutes come on maaan

🐓

[balmy lantern]

I need someone now

[night bronze]

Ah damn

Can't rly help

[brittle knoll]

Be selfless man what a coww

[balmy lantern]

Like just get in the game i will start the match and kick you

[night bronze]

Holy shiz

[brittle knoll]

You are so selfish 😡 😡 😡

[night bronze]

It's to low

Om

[small tapir]

bro power off your phone

[balmy lantern]

This chat is so dead

[brittle knoll]

Fr

[tribal mason]

Other servers ping high:((

[brittle knoll]

Guys now stop talking pls

So he's right

[tropic swift]

@tribal mason yea man

[small tapir]

i started this csgo wannabe a few days ago btw

[tropic swift]

Do you know when gold pass is coming?

[silk briar]

Anyone here is playing fwd ?

[tough meadow]

What's considered high for you

[paper tangle]

zaza

[tropic swift]

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

Nice zAza

[balmy lantern]

I need someone NOW just for minute please

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🚭

[tough meadow]

Cs2 ancient video just released

[brittle knoll]

Hey smoking no allowed

@paper tangle

[tribal mason]

90

[small tapir]

stupid

[brittle knoll]

This is an enclosed space

[small tapir]

my ping is 200

[paper tangle]

[small tapir]

play like ninja

[balmy lantern]

@small tapir

[brittle knoll]

🐓💢 💢 💢

[tribal mason]

[tropic swift]

Dayum dude

[small tapir]

its not that bad

[paper tangle]

[balmy lantern]

What rank are you

sin

[small tapir]

silver soon in 2v2

[balmy lantern]

@small tapir

[brittle knoll]

Nice health

[balmy lantern]

In comp

[paper tangle]

pissin

[small tapir]

man im sorry i starrd the game a week ago havent played it yet

[tough meadow]

Ik it isn't ideal but if the ping is around 150 the lag isn't very noticeable. Play in the Singapore server, all the Indians play comp there

[balmy lantern]

Sin can you help me please

[brittle knoll]

🍵🐓

[tropic swift]

I downloaded the game bc of gyroscope

[balmy lantern]

I need a person so i can start a match

[small tapir]

why the rush

[brittle knoll]

All of your necks hurt

🐔🪄

🪄

[balmy lantern]

Guys please yall

[brittle knoll]

It worked

🐔
🤝

[tough meadow]

My neck and back hurt 24/7. Damaged bones and shi

[lean zealot]

Здравствуйте уто может купить мой патерн за 60 голды это фаисевен он стойт 60 голды мой патерн 030 прошу вас

[brittle knoll]

Since when

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[vale sparrow]

no ruski here

[brittle knoll]

Jjj

[tough meadow]

The accident I mentioned earlier. Like last year. It should've been healed by now but idk

[brittle knoll]

Nah I have those pains like almost everyday

No reason

[lean zealot]

Idk english

[brittle knoll]

Prob it's not related

Early onset arthritis

[tough meadow]

id:customize

[brittle knoll]

Maaaybe

I think diet also plays a role in pains

[lean zealot]

Pls buy my patern my patern 030

[teal sentinel]

I bought a Famas Monster for 185G lol

[vale sparrow]

this is the english chat what are you doing here lol

[brittle knoll]

English only pls

I don't understand this

You definitely don't know english

[vale sparrow]

he doesn’t 10%

[brittle knoll]

0<0

[vale sparrow]

[tough meadow]

It is. Had nothing wrong with my body before. Plus I had fractures in like 7/8 different places

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[tough meadow]

My ribs hurt for like a month. Couldn't even wear a shirt

[brittle knoll]

(not) nice shoongling

[vale sparrow]

go to the doctor

[brittle knoll]

Your neck doesn't hurt anymore

🐔 🪄

[tough meadow]

Lol I wouldn't be alive if I didn't go to the doctor

[vale sparrow]

wow ty

[paper tangle]

nice neck

[brittle knoll]

Np

🐓

[vale sparrow]

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Look in his eyes

Look in kokodak's eyes

[rich crow]

Selamlar

[brittle knoll]

And tell him the truth

Tell him what happened to his body

Tell him why he is now a floating ghost chicken head

🐔

He is dyyying to know

[normal sedge]

Tell them tell them the truth

[small tapir]

hate having to hit my head to get my brain running and working

when it just decides to hop off

[unkempt fiber]

Any DZ 🇩🇿 clan ?

[viral junco]

How to be deban please ?

[unique juniper]

@fickle acorn come 1v1 awm

[brittle knoll]

Brain when u hit your heat intentionally

Banging head into a wall: unlimited knowledge and focus

Each hit grants +1 charisma and decision making skills

[gray ferry]

hi

[brittle knoll]

Ignore the damaged neurons

😮😅

They were too weak not sigma enough

[tough meadow]

No one asks how is promocode

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

The guy today was insane. Crazy he's still only pheonix @rich crow

[rich crow]

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[small tapir]

me hitting my head hard in the floor after i tripped:

[tough meadow]

Lol thought you knew

[rich crow]

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[small tapir]

i once hit my head so hard i nearly passed out

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

Ah ok

[brittle knoll]

🦉📃🧾📈

🛰

[weak mantle]

Standoff

Olm

[brittle knoll]

The neurons:

[weak mantle]

Senin gibi oyunu sikin

[rich crow]

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[brittle knoll]

(classified)

[weak mantle]

Ne biçim oyun ya

Bi maçta 50- ne yarram

[brittle knoll]

Omg shut up

@weak mantle

[weak mantle]

Adam gibi yap su guncellemiyi

[weak mantle]

Ya bro

[rich crow]

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[weak mantle]

Bi maçta -50 kazanıyoz yani

[brittle knoll]

You did @weak mantle??

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

Meh sometimes things just don't work out luck wise

[brittle knoll]

He did what hard?

[rich crow]

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[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_fried_shrimp:

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

Yea u were

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

Yep. All that woke for a mere +3

[rich crow]

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[small tapir]

bro i want ailver

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

I did last season but I was carried hard. Didn't feel like I deserved it

[small tapir]

bro people get legend by camping

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

My previous squad all retried tho so I'm mostly solo queuing this season

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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[small tapir]

just be stealthy bro

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

Yea man only 4/50 people in list fiend list are active. Feels like the game's dying fast in non eu servers

[rich crow]

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[tough meadow]

Is the clan leader also active?

[paper tangle]

ax is silly

[fierce ember]

Someone wanna 1v1?

[arctic pond]

кто хочу 1 на 1

[rich crow]

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[fierce ember]

ID

?

[rich crow]

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[arctic pond]

я да

[rich crow]

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[spice stump]

Who can give me some gold?

[runic silo]

اللپلبب

[runic silo]

your daddy

[spice stump]

Oh

That was so rude:(

[runic silo]

🤣🤣

[small tapir]

i got kicked in comp because i had a 2 death gap

whilst their teammate had like a 5

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

chappy

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[wicked parrot]

Active promo codes?

[sick cave]

Poor people can't be happy

[rich crow]

кто в мм от голд 1 по дс

[dire wind]

yo anybody looking for avi and gfx designers for their clans?

[unreal sluice]

@somber harness English only

[barren lodge]

Guys can someone help

Why cant i talk on #1044085342308941944 ?

"U dont have to enough role to talk"

Why am i?

[untold plume]

Yo I remember maybe 2 or 3 years ago someone told me not to play because us servers weren’t popular. Is it popular now?

[unreal sluice]

Probably not

[gray ferry]

I finally stepped out of silver

That phoenix rank looks clean

[unreal sluice]

It’s English only

[untold plume]

So I shouldn’t get back into the game?

[gray ferry]

Can u speak arabic?

[unreal sluice]

Your choice

[sand pond]

bs game cs go better

[gray ferry]

Ok can u translate this

[untold plume]

I know it is but if the servers are slow then there isn’t a point

[unreal sluice]

U can play on eu servers

[untold plume]

Do yk what the most active servers are?

[unreal sluice]

Netherlands, Brazil or Russia

[gray ferry]

@somber harness fast

I dont want to get my message deleted

[untold plume]

Do u play us servers?

[unreal sluice]

I live in Europe xd

[untold plume]

R eu servers active lol

[unreal sluice]

A lot

[untold plume]

Ok

I’ll just play us and if it gets slow then I’ll play eu

Thanks

[unreal sluice]

Np

[wary mantle]

Is kurki worthy buying?

[unreal sluice]

No

[north shard]

i think youve got the wrong server

we play block game

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken how silly is silly

[silk kraken]

very silly

[paper tangle]

damn

that's silly

[radiant nova]

Who wanna play allies with me

[night goblet]

which league is u

i need someone

to play allies with

[radiant nova]

Im bronze 1

But aim is ok

Who want to hear a rizz?

[untold plume]

Is critical ops more popular than standoff

[radiant nova]

Idk

Who want to hear a rizz

Who want ro play allies with me