#💬│english-chat
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u live in palestine?
I don’t understand
Nah I got drafted by cia
how
Idk
how old are you bro
mah what
Too young
I can play with you if:
-
Wie will have team (at least 3)
-
Someone will give me an account with Bronze 4 - Silver 1 XD
Nah
My only account I have is 200h
Just put 400
@unreal sluice
How to unbust myself from Champion to Silver in Comp?
Idk
As a reverse hacker
If I lose - I will be kicked (no mmr lost)
If I win - I will get mmr (no mmr lost)
is high mmr good
İ need silver 2 or 3 player right now asap
@prime ivy
İm gonna let hım win 3 match in a row
@obtuse copper
İ need a silver 2-3 teammate asap
nice support ping
@mint vector dms
İ need silver player asap
What’s ur id
177752998
I am back and now I really want to use my drawing as pfp
Nicee
@mint ridge pluh ‼️
Probably yes
gotti the goat
wsg
I Think fable
Im asking because I want to invest
imagine buying a case and getting like 0.50 gold back
you should hunt them down in real life and kill them
but you can report it to a mod if its on this server
or @silk moth idk i forgot
how come
i mean that is getting scammed
the simpliest one
unironically came, asked for you accont saying he'll boost your inventory to millions for free
and you fell into it
lord have mercy
that guy's bussiness is booming right now
boomin
boomin ⁉️
metro boomin reference ⁉️
metro boomin reference
yeah no its actually over
This is even more than too good to be true. This is too good to actually be an idea
guess it works for the standoff community idk
Big scam and you took the L pretty sad I'm sorry
I mean it’s mostly 10yo kids
Will you help me Then ?
Ye mostly
Ew
@rich crow leave the vc or mute
Block them
Is there a call I can join I'm kinda new I feel like I'm better than the average player who first joins
Clan*
When is new season and battle pass
Day 102 and I am not banned checked
Lol
I think next year sadly
Damn long time 😪
Crk is best game
Hi everyone
Hi guys
Eh
Don't be so hard with them dude
They're like animals
You don't like ruski girls?
So i treated em like animals
You dumb
(Tbh yes but this is kinds yk starwars when anakain turns on ather side.)
I like big rusky watermalon girls.


👁️👄👁️
Are you oke?
Nab
😏
Why are all the russians playing on non russian servers with 250+ ping
There is cheating, I have proof, how can I ban it, I ate minus 66
Guys what gloves are a good combo with jkommando prism

Can someone help me, they made me eat minus 66. I'm very unhappy in Phoenix.
How to ban cheats and recover my minus please can someone help me?
dont eat the -66 
you can report cheater here@lilac spire
Who wants vs?
dude the moderator literally sent it to you

Lmao
Thank you very much, I did everything, I hope they do the right thing. Have a nice day to all of you.
cheater's player id 149826773 please report
its gonna take a while
If I play another comp game of sandstone I’m going to lose my mind.
It's still getting harder cheating every match 10/0
The cheater still continues to rank with his friends
i feel that
.@k.nightly I hope it gets banned quickly and doesn't give players any minus, it's very sad
They need to take it out of rotation lol
@silk kraken are you the man
no
he is the man
is this real chat?
Any serbian to play 2 vs 2
it is real
Cau
Any idea on which m4a1 skin I should get
that bumblegum one
i forgot the exact name!
it was bumblebee or bubblegum idk
Bruhhh
Then buy me one ig
i got no leg skin
f2p?
yep
same
so what do u think?
btw wanna rank push in comp?
akr carbon
I'm silver 2 only
not bad
Oh sure
i need a bronze player t help me get to silver bcuz i cant anymmore
Send me your id here on in dms
174907381
Are you close to it?
i emty a clip in there head they dont die the hit me in the head once and i die
play with us
yeh
close to what?i just de ranked into bronze 3

in comptetive?
yoo I did a life deal
both are same (copy paste)
what deal
I'll tell you in dms
i need 6 more till i get ranked in comp
okay
glgl
i need that thanks
np
sent a request
ok
im explosive bunny

One moment
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
chuck norris
No crk
the amount of wood the wood chuck could chuck?
i am choking
Guys i have a vidio the guy uses cheat how to report it?
Hello I'm looking for clans for me to join if any are available please let me know, ops I'm Brazilian 🫣👋🏻
@rich crow
Love how everyone can just leave competitive matches with almost no consequences.
That's nothing
better than nothing
1 player often makes the difference between winning and losing.
Not really.
Competitive bans go up to 96 hours
Still not enough.
You also get an advantage for playing with a missing player
Doesn't matter.
What
Lmao
Then what matters?
man if you hate them just play with a team easy
That the system is horrible.
Leaving 1 day ban from every mode and market. And it doubles everytime.
Yes
how is it not better than nothing
Because people don't take it seriously.
Leave a competitive match, get a permanent account ban 👍
well even if they make it higher that wouldn't make a difference
Yes it would.
ig
Let's say someone insults someone in a discord server and gets a 5 minute timeout after he will continue insulting in the future. if he gets a 5 days timeout he will be less likely to insult because he doesn't want to get banned again.
He's scared of the big punishment.
But not of the small punishment.
Ye
And he'd just make a new acc
Ban the new accounts.
how you gonna know that it's the same person?
Just add phone verification.
Also discord dosnt let you join servers you're banned on on alts.
And use a moderation bot.
It does lol
No, trust me I tried.
And if person just have a timeout. bot or phone verification.
I did as well
Bro he can just use another number
No one is gonna buy a new sim card to bypass a 4 day timeout.
Also found this on google "As someone who raids random discord servers all the time via alt accounts I am the best guy to answer this. Yes when you ban someone you ban his IP as well so any account re joining the server will be blocked."
Also even if there are alt account detection bots.
Well tbf I did get perma banned from an unnamed platform for being... let's say immature. I made a new account instantly and was careful the second time cause I enjoyed the platform
U can bypass IP bans with relative ease
Goddamn typos. I gotta start proof reading stuff before sending them
In this imaginary scenario we are talking about if someone that received a 4 day timeout can bypass it in a server that has alt detection bots and phone number verification.
Iamgine
The whole thing is actually about that the "punishments" for if someone leaves a competitive match are way too low.
i dont agree with this cuz the people who leave will leave even if it was extended to a day
obv it cant be too much too
goes from 10mins to 96hrs i think
saw someone get 72hrs comp ban
🐓🐓
But what If they are banned from every game mode including the market and it doubles everytime and resets every 3 months.
it does increase everytime as yukun already said
96hrs max is way too low tho
nu uh
Especially when they can still play unranked.
thats 4 days ma frnd , its not low
that point of comp ban is still preventing you to ruin comp games where rank is important
Yes it is bro 4 days is nothing.
defuse games don't matter shi
you have alot of free time and 0 responsibilities at all
Still it's no punishment.
Bro 4 days you can use to do something useful instead of playing video games.
Doesn't sound like a punishments.
If the system would be fine as it is people wouldn't be leaving.
that's the point???
4 days no comp is nothing
Pov: you leave when your team is 3 rounds behind.
people leaving is not as common in higher ranks so just play more and get better
Sometimes i crash and i take ages ti rejoin
pov: you stuck in low rank elo
Ranking up takes ages if every second match half your team is leaving.
arguing here wont help anything, its not like axlebolt actually listens to us

I ain't got 10 hours a day to play some mobile game.
ong!1!1!1!
Fr
Does someone wanna play among us
doesn't have 10hrs a day to play
also him: 4days aint alot
That's something else in these 4 days you can do something else or play unranked so there is no punishment.
i am so tired
you won't play 96 at a time
bro stop complaining
You don't need to respond to me complaining.
how bout u just rank up or get a hobby or smth
If you are annoyed block me
average so2 player
naw the most responsible, intelligent so2 player:
You still don't need to respond to something you are annoyed by
so true
What do you expect from me I work at subway and play gituar and video games in my free time.
not worth crying on
absolutely pathetic:
I'm just reading fr
ehh dont be so harsh
i just read vn and make shtty music
truly a dgty moment 
i am working on 9th track for album
Oh I thought is was a book thank you.
name 10 books
Harry potter 1-7
That's all I read
i was gonna say that but with a " - subahibi"
Bruh wtf you gonna get from reading harry potter

Those are only 3
Bro I failed high school. What do I get from life?
you get pain and suffering
Books were great better than movies
did you learn smt new in life from "harry potter"?
Hi aza
I failed math, chemistry, biology, German and French class
avadakadabra
Fail art next and make history
💀💀💀
Yes, wizards exist and they live with us and don't tell us they are wizards.
skill issue
Don't you dare
imagine comparing fps to a gacha
Bad reference (art and history were my best classes)
warlocks
yes
that lil bro is so overused ngl
1st person to get the answer right
imagine shetting on people playing genshin cuz u cant play urself
You must be fat man
Isn't genship impact some fighting anime game
its a gacha with mmorpg elements
small brain moment then
Anime is cringe
fr
jus like u
Bro thinks someone is gonna believe him
Nah anime isnt cringe
ain't no millionaire chilling on discord in so2 server 💀
these are the people who watch andrew tate
You can't tell me you watched demon slayer without dying from cringe.
meh idc anyways
Thats because demon slayer Is trash
i havent watched demon slayer yet
Demon slayer Is mid
hell i havent watched many anime but ik they arent cringe
Boiiii
Don't. Most mid anime ever. Only held up by its animation
Fr Zenitsu is the most annoying thing ever.
I read the full manga
Nah u take the First place
💀💀💀
First place in what?
Being annoying
i was planning to watch but i guess i wont now
Trust me angels of death such a good anime
Go for aot frfr
Watched it
I'd say akame ga kill also myb?
Didnt ubsay anime was cringe
I love psychological horror.
watched it, waiting for englishcdub on the latest one
1 season of tokio ghoul was so good. After it got boring.
Watch death note
already done
Thats cusu didnt read the manga
Like monster? Damn that's a good anime/manga
To understand Tokyo ghoul u gotta read the manga
Like what happens After kaneki becomes sasaki
I just love the psychological struggle
Idc about story
Same
Yep the manga and anime diverge in wierd ways
Same for DanGanRonPa idc about what happend in outside world I want to see people getting destroyed psychologically.
Ur a masochist
Death parade also soooo good
have u seen higurashi
Lmao
Nah
Have u seen death note
Yea
I liked seeing light turn into a monster trying to justify his horrible actions
Like death note got me into animr
I was never into anime
How
Wdym?
U Just like seeing ppl suffer
Yea
heyy guys
Understandable
Lucky
Yes
No
no friends 
can u tell me its price?
Idk
@paper tangle can u help?
I have Friends outside discord
I got akr carbon skin w 2 stickers as the same price as normal carbon skin
dude with marketplace stuff i cant

me
i alr gifted 900 so
make 3v3 a rank style just like 2v2

i will not
he will not
he said he will not
Hi

chat moment
Hm
Can anyone give me good stuff for cheap ?
Yep. I bet there's at least someone willing to do it
i peed on my bed
appreciate ur words ✌️
she peed on her bed
mum i frew up
Bin chilin
冰淇淋
1st time?
your mom thinks the same about you
yea its you who has the problem

i am making mom jokes on discord, what have i become 
u deserved it
Real

damn
strand off 2
Real.
you
danke🚬
good zaza
what good zaza
ekehusisne
the zazin
whar
nani

Rank?
haro
Devs need to bring back vc asap. Typing in comms when surrounded and my brain-dead teammate having no map awareness sucks
Hi guys, when will they bring the voice chat back?
maybe they will bring it out of beta now
vendo cuenta de standoff con navaja mariposa y ak-47 potencia
bart simpson
New battlepass when?
I entered competitive yesterday, the end-of-match score screen did not appear and the scores I received were not recorded in my rating, please help @silk kraken
Ok
not rn what about after 30 minutes?
Ok
i'm bike
Time to watch anime@

someone wanna play?
Knife
M9
Knife
Who wanna play?
Knife
js allies or 1v1
Knife
i have 6 knife
M9
knife
M9
I have 0
i have 0
u wanna play?
Sure
WAIT
M9
Dont add
Huh
Im gonna play on my 2nd
Ok
I'm trying to get knife
nice
Done
Wait
Bruh
Nope
Bru add me
It has the same pfp
Im gonna open so2
wdym sma profile?
just add my 2nd acc. 83019212 or 113542783
I'll open standoff il wait
Hej
hai
Real
I am azz eater
dayum this chat almost went 1 hr without any crap
sex
Sorry how can I directly contact devoloper I just made an in-game item purchase that I was charged but didn't get the in-game item.
i got banned for no reason
And I ruined it
Cus I like eating A55
i'm bike
@steep flower what's the name of it?
(I'm hella broke so I'm not buying it but I'm curious)
Doom
it’s the Sport with the Gold Z9 sticker
Oh epic
i can’t post a pic or i would
@lime stump commit unbreathen't
i jus bought the Tiger gloves w tiger karambit
lmao i got treasure hunter AK
Gah dayum
add me i’ll add you ig later
K
i jus sent FR
K
how much gold you got
Who can give me a stiletto for 24G?
i have cheaper AKz
Lol
w stickers
@fathom mauve for 24G⁉️
@night bronze just kidding bro😂
K brudda
кто будет в соревы ищу с голд первого!
@night bronze are u turkish?
No I'm serbian
Ok
Kanka bosver gel muttefik girelim
I love Russians I'm jus joking
dje si brate
De si be
eo sad se probudio
@nimble glade hocam suan giremiom ama dm de ip yaz ekliyeyim konusup gureriz aksam
@buoyant sphinx au
Sen atarsan eklerim
кто будет в соревы ищу с голд первого! В лс
Bi dakka@nimble glade
This isn't even English chat no mo😭🙏🔥💯
hell nah
Fr
imagine albanians and serbs☠️
Fr
ps im from monte
Free knife ?
@buoyant sphinx how to get
nah man im playin
Same
no skin no problem no skill big ahh problem
Same
go to so2 sc imma sent my inv
Who?
to show you what 5 years of grind is
Who?
@buoyant sphinx i never got a rare skin or a knife
@buoyant sphinx also forgot to mention love the doflamingo SpongeBob pfp
where is promocode?
Ty
👍
in my pocket
Promo codes are only on android
bad ahh lluck
i im on android
i have gold and i dont know where is promocode
@rich crow how much?
2000 gold because i have buy knife
Yo someone to play so2?
all of you who cry for skins go to so2 screenshots and see my inv never invested a cent
@rich crow 2000????
and I can't buy in rubles because my bank doesn't support this currency
Guys who wanna play so2?
yes
Then just buy a knife
@buoyant sphinx i can say the worst luck bro
man go player search
Sry bro I can't rn don't feel like it
Kekw
Ye
go to ss lemme send it
can someone buy me gold in standoff for rubles? will transfer zlotys
sent
bruh
why not
Of course
Nahh u lyin
uhm
Just saw that looks epic
@modest kiln if u dont say lie u used all of ur luck to this game
Thanks
NAH LOL, i actually didn't spend money
My inventory look poopy
Fr bro i didn't spend money
How??
then somebody gave you acc
It's my friend acc, also he gave me his acc. He spend 20k on that, we've been friends for almost 3 years now i met her in so2
Hi
i knew it
I didn't know how lucky i am when he said i can get his acc
He spend 20k+ on it
Prob 30k+
He or she
Ah anyway nice acc
He
Good acc@modest kiln
Helllo there
Hi
Thx
I think i just got scammed of 40k gold man...
I have never speng gold
Yeah....i paid a guy 300$ for 40k but...i m still waiting for 1 year
I have only 24G now
Bruh
I ll just buy it my self from now
люди кто знает почему у меня голосовые каналы не отображаются?
I got a butterfly black window but i want some sort of bayonet
Kumo with champion gloves will work
@rich crow ask to a mod bro
I love berk
sptember is so close rn☠️
@buoyant sphinx kinda
I did so many things in this game...i even sold my jkomando for 0.83...
Sooo
:)))
@rich crow bruh
Cap
Want ss?
Can't find any silver player someone to play with rn..
What's an ss?
@restive briar почему у меня голосовые каналы не отображаются?
bro has no enemies
@night bronze screen shot
K
Anyone?
@modest kiln allies?
Alr add me on my 2nd acc wait 83019212
@modest kiln look dm bro
okk
I m gonna join rn
Nah I can't sorry
@modest kiln no
Yo bro what's the name btw?
P
Is it mad?
Np
@rich crow
I love berk
@rich crow ima open rn wait alr?
what
Berserk
anime trash but manga godly
Fr
I was an ex Jojo fan
@rich crow BRO WRONG ID SORRY 113542783
My bad this was my 2nd acc 113542783
that acc that u added was my main
@rich crow
Роль выбери
@rich crow hey bro
Np wait i ll add rn
I see. You chose to become straight instead
man i was an inch away of getting an epic
I wonder if the arcade* style scrolling actually matters or if the skin is determined the moment u press "open"
Idk
No
Damn
talk about clown luck
I almost got lizard skin for m4 once from a box
Its worth 20 gold
Something like dat
yeah its a terrible feeling when u don’t get it but its close
Fr
I was so close to the akr tag king once
I almost got m4a1 arcane
But i have to identify myself as kilometer per second
Because i want to km/s
Helloo
Hiiii @exotic zenith
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
@modest kiln
Sorry man
I can t 1v2 every time
Just get a better device
And then i ll play
ye fr my device starts 20 then goes 10 fps
sometimes 50 or 60 but not really
@rich crow check message req
Yeah i saw
Alr
-19 to that toxic kids..
?
Because when i was camping and looking around
I didn't saw the guy that keeps saying "easy"
I ll just ignore them and give my best
He suddenly pops then headshote d me It's not like just some random flick shot or what
Maybe it was just your ping
But it's hard to find out because my fps that time was 60 and ping il guess 50
Not my ping bro my pings is fine but my fps is not
He suddenly killed me then pops op lol
just wierd
Oh
Custom ranks
Alr
Who get the higher elo gets the prizepool
And you win elo by winning matches
Ipad or mobile
Search on youtube
Alr bro thanks
I want a knifeeeeee
Goodluck hope ya win @rich crow
Ty man
It might be peeker's advantage at play there. Someone who peeks always has the advantage over someone who holds an angle
@rich crow good luck
How? I was looking at his direction but I didn't saw him coming.
Also btw when the kill cam like who ever killed you, he was standing there. Even tho i was facing his direction with good fps and ping.
You were holding towards a direction but he peeked right at your direction yea?
Exactly
Do u know any case opening tactics?
No srry
Np bro
To counter peeker's advantage, don't let yourself be taken by surprise, jiggle peek to either see where he's coming from or have him come up in ur mini map. Then it's a fair fight
Not a big problem, but we lost a round.
Alr, thanks. But it's still weird how'd he headshot me that way.
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bro
Anyone pro at bronze rank in competive here wanna play? I needa rank up
pro and bronze dont go together ma frnd
Cc
Someone wants 1v1?
legalize nuclear bombs
Omh
beez make honey


Hi
Hi
Sup
how can I connect my standoff account from android to iPhone?
Still the same i guess @minor glen
Sup
I got scammed
When i wanted to sell my m4 Samurai
I wanted to sell it but then it bugged and i didnt get anything
So can pls fix it
Thx
Try to see if u can report it on the official website @rich crow
But only if you have proof
Oh ok
@rich crow have you escaped The matrix yet

jk or butterfly?
Competetive anyone ?
When is new season and battle pass
soon
Hm




