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“I did cheat why ban me?”
you need to boost this server
bro it's on cooldown

👍👍
please help!
New bp when?
or m249 ideology will eat you this night
Halloween november
🐲
Damn
Im looking for clan

when the
🐉
jesus is here guys
🐊
?

🦎
That’s my name 😐😔
@brittle knoll can you send nightmare of every iOS user from iOS users pov and android users
Credit: some guy on twitter that has kinda questionable behavior
it's fake
i dunno, as soon as they're done developing and testing it, i guess)
I hate the person who cancelled parlo
it's the ancestor
ax its october or november
🦎🦕

🐡
🐟
Oh 💀
🐖
Nice cow
Bro cooked the eagle 💀
🐖
🔥
Haram ingredients
Real
Im the kid from wish 💀
that is clearly a cow
It is a pig
Yo can the devs fact check this?
👎

🦧
Yeee XDD
Ayo 💀💀
“Why do you wait for the countdown?”

Too deep bro 💀
idk but if they can u gonna see i got banned 4 times and 3 unbans

only cuz i was good


Uno reverse 

.
I can't report 2 cheaters per day ?
Rly ?
i will don't work ?
It'
i report the cheater to the bot it's will be work or not ?
tf ?
i was about to rank up and à fcki g cheater come
m249 ideology
nope
bot doesn't works for reports
check pinned messages
Why ?
there is a link
you can do that from the link on pinned messages
send me it plz bro
dms
but guys
Sometimes i saw on my historic of matches : delete results
so it's mean a guy report the hacker ?
fine ?
Polak
I know ur name
YEAH 😭
Does anyone know when the space vision weapons will be released?
Does anyone know when the space vision weapons will be released?
tf i see u some where
Does anyone know when the space vision weapons will be released?
augest 10th
Thank you so much
But i haven't this name in game ?
ax is the goat heres why
he answers every questions correctly 👍
he has 10 ucls
he has 24 ballon dors
He has 5 world cups
He has 10 premier leagues
And 10 laliga
Im gonna get banned
Anyone rank?
can i play with yall 💀👍
We doing 4 more players?


Are u asking me?
Im gonna siuuu you


You and the other two
Ok ask if they wanna come
What's up
Anyone comp

polak and dry dude do you wanna come to our game? 👍
I'm trash so no
I'm guessing update is in the corner due to how many Russian YouTubers have started posting videos
Even scammers are using videos of season 6
Bro yo lungs bout to be ra*ist by now 💀
Do russians get info abt the update well before it launches?
🦕🦕
Mostly big youtubers
💀
And biggest Russian YouTuber said that season 6 is in the corner
The game is mostly made and the developers are Russians
I wish i learnt russian before playing so2
so guys i wanna join a clan"-"
Well that's so "-"
naw frr
Season 6 battle pass?
i hope the game isnt russian nomo 💀
Ppl said new season will come next year
I'm don't know fully Russian so-
Seasons are usually for a whole year
"-" i relly wanna join bro
That's what I thought so but they show pyramids etc.
Bro 0.25.0 aint gonna be season 6 nor 0.26.0 it's gonna be 0.27.0 because 0.25.0 is halloween and the other is christmas
Yeah so It'll be next year
That's what I'm saying, they said season but that's hard to believe
Its a sandstone rework
And i already hate it
Unranked mfs be destroying gold players somehow
next season is def gonna be on march or april
Because they are prob gold lvl and haven't been calibrated yet
how to get rid of cracked players
you cant
Hoped on comp, against smurfs and aim locker, my whole gold players got killed by the unranked
Or smurfs
A lot of ppl haven't played a lot from april
Yeah smurfs are always there bro
İ have around 400 too on this account, old had 200
I would have 1000 hours but my other accounts are gone and i think that counts
And the whole inventory
And still have only been gold once in my life time (i only play with randoms)
Also who here said buy acid gloves it matches your knife
Randoms be keeping me on silver 4 ong
i thought acid gloves was like 4000 gold but its 1000 gold 💀
That's alright, if you're having fun playing just forget abt the rank it'll be unnecessary stress
Played with a friend, he got last place
İ called man to carry me, ended up carrying him
😂
yo guys dont ask me anything bout the marketplace price idk anything bout them
Can u sell me at least the cheapest knife
He ex gold 4 so-
After i called him, we both realized we still hard stuck silver 4
bro silver 4 to silver 1 for 4 hours just because of my st*pid missions
What matter is current rank I'd say, always judge the person on that
You'll be much more accurate abt their skills
F/s one?
What's your comp k/d
1.5

you don’t have to censor stupid
Carry me
yall not bored ?
i dont remember
kokodak its haram don't do it m249 ideology will kill you because doing haram
İ got 1.4
Overall? 560
omw to car
I'm lifeless
same
i wonder what does İ means
i think it was the "win 30 rounds in competitive"

winning 30 rounds was a pain
Comp k/d
watch pack
Kill to death ratio
thug kokodak


my life been better ever since i stopped being so active in this server
such a coincidence
i never knew what k/d means but now ik
-_-
yo
very real
whats ur real rank then?
"my life became better after touching grass"
Yo
Yo guys what glove fits better with my stilleto flex
rn gold 4
💀
golden
i got legend in allies
İ don't know anything about rich stuff ight?
When the pass will be on ?
and elite in comp
cool
i just dont wana submit the rank
cool
useless
I haven't played comp cause I'm scared of losing rank lol
lol
Ima keep repeating until a real answer
I just play from my other I'd😂
u wont get higher rank if ur scared to lose it
İ would do the same
Randoms are SMTH else man
Yo guys which glove is the best for stilleto flux
its wrong
none
Same
Barely reached ranger fell down to phoenix and stopped playing
3 of my teammates peaked a sniper on province with p90
no point in being scared to lose rank, after a season is done only your best rank is shown on your profile
That means what glove is green
Yeah but bro the season is literally next year
i remember when i hit ranger and had a terrible game losing streak dropping me down to gold 3
Mannn carry me too
actually horrid
True Ik I'd lose cause I play with randoms
Yo how many gloves are green ill use them for my knife
When i hit gold i just stopped playing, i think i passed gold 1 like with 2 mmr or smth
İ didn't risk it
Used to play with my friend he and I are completely same in skills gamesense everything, rank too
But he took a break for some time
Netherlands
So if I play alone I'd drop down to gold
risk it fo the biscuit
yo guys which glove is green bro i need a answer
But I'm trying to reach phoenix in my main I'd
İ took break after gold 1, dropped so badly
sentence to live by
My k/d on comp was 1.7 now 1.3 barely
i would play comp n all but i don’t wanna play on any other server apart from south / east US
Bro how many times
İ play on Russian servers too when I'm alone 💀
Russian servers are SMTH else man
They got smurfs, hackers, some mfs with m60
Spamming double doors
You're a true veteran bro you'll clap us all
Teammates with ump on mid
What server do Germans play on
Prob reach legend just after calibration @paper tangle
They be together most of the time
Youre back my dawg
Yeah
Yeah
i would be like Pheonix or Ranger
You know it
after Calibration
Support respond when my timeout was 2 mins left
I ain't accepting anything less than legend
💀
For you
Is gold for placement good
Today i actually came across an aim locker, he was so bad at the game when he locked into someone he got scared and jumped around
when going in to life
If you're on a same rank as me even for 1 second
Even he didn't know his aimlock was that fast
I'm reporting the game
No one answers i said which gloves are green three times no one answered
😂
They kinda brian dead
piss
Would u give me free knife if i hit ranger
Start playing @paper tangle we'll have fun together
shidded
nah im good
Grimace shake dawg

I already told myself that im not gonna play the game anymore
I already spent enough hours on to it
Man I'm broke i be waiting on market place to get a 0.07 weapon with stickers
I will not stop saying this if you dont answer
"which gloves are green"
He have goals.
cuz valorant better
i don't want to win a lot of games in a row
😂😂
it's boring
Azatoth then carry us
Yeah
Csgo full of cheators like so2
that's even more boring
I will not stop saying this if you dont answer
"which gloves are green"
did u see cs2? XD cheateros killing through the spawn like in so2
Fr carry us like that guy that got carried to masters with 16 k/d
Gold is enough for me
Then ppl will think I'm a pro
I will not stop saying this if you dont answer
"which gloves are green"
Meanwhile we here flashing ourselves
😂
Or getting flashed by Russian teammates
I will not stop saying this if you dont answer
"which gloves are green"
so2 im like a god
acid and fossil (kinda)
After 10 times finally thank you
why would you want green gloves anyways, they are bad in this game
What rank? If you're saying you're a god you cannot be anything below legend rank
the legend
It matches my stilleto
WOWOWOW don't say that about the Halloween gloves
They are mwah
Perfecto
Everybody was ignoring me btw
u just need to look at my name, im 100% god
And the pink gloves
Ain't accepting Ipad though
İ swear Halloween stuff was SMTH else
That's cheating that's way too easy
İ used the pink p350 since it came out
If you're a mobile player on legend, true respect
i reach the legend on ipad, mobile and emulator XD
İf I'm mobile player with 1.7 k/d on comp

Sadly yeah
İ remember the dude from VALORANT "I'm diamond 1"
I doubt you reached legend on mobile @outer valley in season 4 or 5
"I'm iron 1"
Season 4 was SMTH else man
İ would have mans with like veteran badges on enemy team on rust map
İt was always rust for me
Till season 3 so many players were legend rank it's actually insane to think abt
Fossil glove is blue not green 💀
No but i got awm polarnight
(because most of them were hackers)
Hackers? Really?
Somehow yeah- even silver players rn are like ex rangers
Looks like most of you guys blocked me 💀
İ see them a lot
Agreed bro s
what
So many silver and gold players were ex elite ex master rank
?
Boosted or smth
it was crazy back in S3
yea
Or ppl just generally had less hours and practice in the game maybe that's why
lemme name someone who can help you with the thousands of flowering plant


its dim
And less compatitive imo, back in standoff 2 things were easier
Now It's hard for me to reach even phoenix in my main I'd alone
Now even a bronze 4 player can sweat
Because I started this I'd on silver 3
Bronze Russians are SMTH else
My teammate with m60 chilling on balcony like not all the teammates died in apartments
I just played in ssn 5
fr
Don't even know anything abt ssn 4 lol
Then all players became sweats and tryhards I'm guessing
They have changed all of the weapons from back then
Yup game got more compatitive
The AKR animation broo back then it was absolutely sick
I see it in videos all the time
İdk why animations actually did SMTH to me fam
Wish it was there rn
When there was less animation i was playing better
minecraft
Grinding on hive was SMTH else
im playin a modpack with a frien
the hive?
I remember s3 in rose tainted glasses so I don't remember
if anyone is being toxic or has a problem @ me and I'll come right away
What was season 3
But I do believe they was hackers
İ have been grinding murder mystery
bro season 3 is everyones favorite just because of that anime map 💀
Rose Tainted Glasses had a couple of hackers and many were boosted
blud jus play hypixel
I'm mobile player
Anime map? Damn
l map
Its called anime map
Sakura? Dogshhhhhi
Sakura looks good as a map but playing on it sucks imo
Comp?yes. Clan battles? No.
The worst map bro by FAR
if armor for 600 is 100 on body wouldnt thaht make the 1000 only 50 body prot
Bro youre an anime fan how could you hate the map 💀
Ching Chong Chang chi
MY BOYY
minecraft music goes hard
who made that cat poster bro 💀
Who your fav background character

Don't wanna spoil though but
Gojo's bestfriend
Too big sakura needs a rework
Don't remember the name unfortunately
Respectable
yuh
I cant lie, rust is underrated
Sakura b? More like training outside basically
Yeah rust is nice
Rust my fav fr
İ hate zone 9 mann
i like how everybody likes breeze its way too big and its overrated
It's a hell if you're on CT side bro
And the bomb gets planted
You're almost done
Escalation on zone 9 is good
M-I-D
Bro zone 9 on gold rank is like hell
Breeze is bad and overrated
Being pinched from everywhere on CT side
I can't even spot players properly in sakura
But zone 9 is still somewhat a little better than sakura
Vietnamese people that's why
i play escalation everyday and i always see anime fans choosing anime map
But still pretty bad both sakura and zone 9 for me personally
escalation is so bad in sakura
For me rust and province on top
i miss 10 min TDM 
And sandstone on middle
sandstone is fairly rated
me
Province underrated af
Fr
sandstone is the best map
Province = easy kills
province is perfect
Rust bro
nah
rust too
Agreed, easiest to play for sure
RYST
Sand and rust both to
sandstone comes a bit often
Top*
NAHH rust is perfection
always getting my back blew out by a spas goin b
İ lack breeze sense NGL 💀
Sandstone NGL i would give favor to CT
Capturing

rust dont need a rework but sandstone does dont ruin the beautiful rust map
Fr they eat the flash
hm 10 min is alot
Sandstone I would have said is the most balanced for both sides
this is the first talk on this dc that makes sense
Damn there was 10 min tdm? That's long
Sandstone is too team based
Why they made it 5 mins
because of "complete 10 matches in tdm" missions
İf other team is slightly dominant they will win for sure
Comp Nevers puts players equally
So all the videos I see of 100 plus kills 150 plus kills in tdm is in those 10min versions prob
That makes a lot of sense
its gonna get reworked in season 6 confirmed
kek
Oh no
why does
Let's be honest tho
if youre an og in so2 you would like to get the 10 kin back
zig zag sound like a std
im og XD but its the same 10 or 5 min lol
5 min is better tbh
Yeeah same I'd prefer the 5min one more
100 kills in tdm 5 mins has to be achieved by someone
Back when it was 10 i everytime had like 70+ kills
who is it
Now here i am getting happy for 40
I've seen videos on youtube randomly
bro not with friends but with randoms tho
You'll easily find it
Never back down NEVER what???
Yeah there are a lot of videos
Nah it's not impossible I've seen the videos it has been done
Scam videos are a lot too

Me who loses 7 comp games in a row:
Mine is 48+
In 10min one
Mine is 74 or 73 exactly
mine is 124 i guess but in 10 min tdm
Tdm is very very easy
‼️‼️‼️
True
Never give up‼️‼️‼️
If the 600$/Light Armor gives you 100 Body Protection doesnt that make the 1000$/Heavy Armor only 50 Body Protection?
Only rely on aim most of the time
Or bruh Russians on arcade mode
Bro remembered nick eh 30s intro 🔥
Hm.
cuz then ill never buy heavy again
İ mean it won't let u buy 400$ one without 600$ like those turk sellers
Who ever speaks better english than harry kane ill give them 1 gold?
I think other than pistol rounds helmets are kinda useless
Wsp
İ go with p350, grenade and flash on T
Wsg
I'm prob wrong but that's what I've experienced
I decide according to opponents rank
Me with glock flash and armor 🔥🔥
That's what I experience too, pro players can 2 tap u from head
If they're kinda equal
I go with default gun with armor
If they're better than me or higher ranked I go for tec9 and F/S
But most pros go with p350 or g22 and usp imo
Never seen a pro player buying desert eagle on 1st round
0 sense
Lol
That's what I said before
@rich crow good luck
if they are better rank they gonna tap u more easily XD why u dont buy armor lmfao?
i always buy p350 on ct or tec 9 on t
But it works for me at my rank
İ buy p350 for both
P90 is underrated skin
Because I think if they're better they'll probably hit heads easily
P90 lacks skill bro, just spam it
Either ways I'm dead if I get head
Sandstone, p90 on Russian servers = top frag
xd
İ thought u said gunpowder
i nearly alway run and gun
hey can any admin ban @rich crow ? he trying to steal steam accounts on dm
Lol
XD
@silk kraken
xd what?
Not admin but eh
please send me a screenshot in private
When nothing works, i just use death herald
Ahh fabm
Death herald is my bff fr
Scary
FabM is underrated on sandstone man
It bangs in allies
Fr
No money? Go fabM
Yeah lol
But still deagle is the hardest gun to use for me if I don't spam it
I'm not s1mple to 1 tap
In comp and allies

I'm here struggling with m40
It's risky
deagle is good asf
İ wish my d-
Yeah mp7 bangs
If your sniper game is good AWM is like cheating in comp

If it's your day and it works well
Ye no that's not me
AWM will work wonders in comp
İ know but his name is funny
XD
u play csgo too?
what does bro wanna play
İ wish standoff 2 had flows too
i can play w u
İt would be so good to have flows
floats?
.
@silk kraken where's the donuts you left in your kitchen counter
Mb ye autocorrect
bro i want a knife but im the brokest guy out here
Hey don't bully the old man
why not???
sell me a knife for 0.03 gold chat
for lke 3 mins yea
cuz theres nothing special XD
The counter ate them 
no

What did monkeys do to make this man so angry
50 reports damn.
cuz u used cheetos~!
bro i killled him once
in 1v1
wtf
10000iq 
I'm guessing he russian
hes in the server here i think
no hes english
Well how to turn tables

Give us sum too
C'mon mane
Buy our items with his gold
wait bro i got his email
Fr be our sugar mommy
💀
afk imma try to log in ngl
I'm putting the cheapest item for 10 gokd
Gold
We first in the line
bro i got in
💀
and hes actually russian
uh
i ain know that
İM PUTTİNG my stuff for sale
I have 1.30 gold i wish i had more
Helloo
I’m from Vietnam
I don’t have ranking
Can I get a Clan?
:((
Do you want to play?
When we open gates up at Utopia (it's lit), it's like Zootopia🔥🔥🔊🔊🗣️
tomorrow
is the day.


Are you alone because I wanna follow you home (bro i got some rizz)


I keep losing bcus random players on allies anyone wanna be my duo add me if yes
hiu
I want duo so i can play allies
Hi kings
Naw
:3
August 12 2036 the heat death of the universe
Who speaks better english
harry kane or tv woman simpy boi?
Всем привет кто со мной в parallel мой ID sun_36064
No
het

@silk kraken help
q all
what
@paper tangle go defuse
no
who

Yo
Hi
Me
New jjk ep 10/10 animation

can you send m249 ideology for me
Hi I’m wanna train some smokes, how do I create a practicing lobby? These I can buy unlimited with smokes overall the map?

Hi I’m wanna train some smokes, how do I create a practicing lobby? These I can buy unlimited with smokes overall the map?
Like what game mode?
Hi, When will the space vision collection be available to sale?
some days
I can show you
Dm me
Ok
Thanks
🥰🥰
What regions has the most players
bro who scammed me for my only knife
RU, Netherlands, France
good night ax
Does anyone know when is skins from pass come to market
goodnight
nobody knows
Ok tnx
you dont
Sad
go comp
Hm
nice humming’ng

Does anyone know any working promocodes

I've tried some but none work
nope
Sad
Salll

wassup
Imagine cheating
Allies?
Yh sure
ID?
106204254
When will battle pass come back
Spoiler alert, no one can
on the site that I linked
Awwhh i can never get the m9 bayonet
I ddi follow the instructions but i dont see a report button when i click send message
nice pop
Who wants to play allies silver
Link?
pinned
I have very much player with 500-1000 hours player and has vpn cheats, with video proof
Coz he was Sus
where is blue rizz
Huh?

Soo anyone?
The guy we played against?
I will
troll complete returning to HQ
106204254

K
bob pop
Im searching clan
you can report him, just make sure to send a lot of evidence, not just one instance where he teleports
Ah yes, some random popular cheat, that some kids that can't aim buy
bro these lag abuser are annoying
2ani _gigani
ur blocked bud
when is space vision collection will be available on the market?
who's gonna know?
or who's supposed to know

umm

hello i am here for some confidential info
most sane so2 player

there's no secret meaning to that

(credit: ???)
He means u fine asf daddy i would smash that asss u got
you know what that means





Guys
Ax pls add me back or read my chat
@sacred lichen you can make a complaint about this on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID, the ID of the match and a screenshot of the error message
alr bud u’r blocked 🤦♂️
Yall like the austrian painter?
no
Wdym
davinki?
Exactly
Who?

I love davinki paints
1940 painter

SyreX
Nightly
Have a good day SyreX
Have a good day Nightly
why the long face monkey












