💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

fr csgo vibe

even breeze from valorant

[brazen oak]

so..

a game that stole csgo style stole a map from another game that stole a csgo style

idk how to explain better xd

[rich crow]

real

[wispy plinth]

Real

[rich crow]

there s one thing not stolen

the flashes

[solid panther]

If u notice mostly every single pvp multiplayer game steals from each other

[rich crow]

ngl it s better than torch these flashes

litteraly flash all my bloodline in 0.1 sec

[wispy plinth]

Fr there is always 2 games that steals from eachother

[sacred echo]

i just got banned

Someone help

[brazen oak]

bancode?

[sacred echo]

1002

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[brazen oak]

Q: I was banned with the Bancode 1002 or 1001, how do I remove it?
A: You can reach out to the team via the Helpdesk if you wish to attempt appealing. If you were proven to be innocent, the ban will removed. Else, It is a permanent ban.

[wispy plinth]

What is bancode?

[brazen oak]

this is the msg in pinned

[sacred echo]

Man wtfff

[kind fossil]

i was there wth

we jus played a couple games

he was playin like a cripled silver

how th he banned for cheatiny

ong

[brazen oak]

ban code says for what did u get banned

1002 is cheating

[wispy plinth]

1001?

[vale sparrow]

when you get banned there is a code that specific what you did to get the ban

understand?

[wispy plinth]

Yes

[sick thistle]

on the emulator, you can play standoff at least

[brazen oak]

the same thing? lemme check

[vale sparrow]

yes it is

[brazen oak]

yeah 1001 1002 1003 cheating

[vale sparrow]

ye unlike cops

L

[sick thistle]

there won't be this VIRTUAL_GSPACE_ABUSE error

[wispy plinth]

Then why aren't they the same?

[vale sparrow]

idk

they may mean other type of cheat

like abuse and all

or clumsy

or whatever

[wispy plinth]

I think the difference is 1001 may be type of wall hack or something
And 1002 is aim bot hack

[sacred echo]

Bro

[brazen oak]

trust me - cheaters in so2 use both

[sacred echo]

Where who do i text

[frigid thorn]

Any clan 5V5?

[brazen oak]

help.axlebolt.com/en

[sacred echo]

Thanks

[sharp warren]

Yea

[brazen oak]

explain everything and do everything by their instructions and you should get unbanned (unless ur an actual cheater lol)

[glass panther]

bro get private

[sharp warren]

Yo what

[brazen oak]

?

[sacred echo]

Man im so scared bro

[kind fossil]

it says they dont unban players

bro this unfair asf

[brazen oak]

A: You can reach out to the team via the Helpdesk if you wish to attempt appealing. If you were proven to be innocent, the ban will removed. Else, It is a permanent ban. in pinned

dude

[glass panther]

so bros who anna play

[kind fossil]

im on that page u sent

im reading the ban apart

it says they dont unban

[brazen oak]

skill issue 🔥

jk

[kind fossil]

frfr

[glass panther]

who wanna play?

[brazen oak]

nah

[wispy plinth]

I forgot how to use discord again

Last ti.e i used it was 2018

Time*

[stuck badger]

Algun español?

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sacred echo]

Man wth

[wispy plinth]

U sent?

[sacred echo]

Sent what

[brazen oak]

id:customize elige español

[wispy plinth]

Application to unban

[sacred echo]

Howwww

[wispy plinth]

Didnt bro just sent u?

[wispy plinth]

.

[sacred echo]

Idk what to do bro

I was there

[brazen oak]

right down corner

[wispy plinth]

Explain everything what happen

[sacred echo]

Yh i was

I did

[timid cloud]

They put that bundle for a whole month and I need to wait for it to end so I can sell my space vision. Items

[shrewd sonnet]

Me

[fringe moon]

Hey guys

[tough meadow]

Heya

[fringe moon]

We really gotta wait to the halloween for the next update?

[sacred echo]

Bro i just got banned for cheatint even tho i didnt

And now i csnt even download the game

[fringe moon]

Gotta talk to the devs i dont know

[tough meadow]

iirc bans for cheating are not reversible. You can try messaging the support in help.standoff2.com

[flat stirrup]

Hello

[rich crow]

anyone wanna be my girlfriend ?

[sacred echo]

Sum1 help i cant even download so2 anymore

[rich crow]

FREE knife!!!!!! YouTube: wixALLEK

ayone wanna be my gf ?

[wispy plinth]

Nahh what ☠️🙏

[rich crow]

guys do someone knows promo codes

[wispy plinth]

Did u just uninstall?

The game

[rich crow]

for so2

[sacred echo]

I uninstalled and now i cant download it back

[wispy plinth]

Same i wanna know

[wind grotto]

#🛟│faq

[wispy plinth]

☠️🙏

[sacred echo]

Today is not a good day yall

[next imp]

What showed when you installed it?

[gleaming jasper]

What

[sacred echo]

Nah i csnt even download

It says installation failed

[next imp]

What showed?

[wispy plinth]

Ikr ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[next imp]

Oh

Its maybe bcs of software update or try restrating

[gleaming jasper]

Bro thinks this is dating server

[rich crow]

blasty u from china /

[sacred echo]

I retarted and it didnt work

Lemme check for updates

[next imp]

Kk

[wispy plinth]

Fr this girl thought we finna simp to her

[gleaming jasper]

Tf 😭

[next imp]

Btw guys any clan?

[wispy plinth]

Girll standoff 2 >>>>>

[gleaming jasper]

He wants gf not bf

[sacred echo]

Nope not update

[wispy plinth]

Im not in any clan

[next imp]

He gonna give all his skin to his girl 💀

[wispy plinth]

Trans?

[rich crow]

hey you ?

[wispy plinth]

Idk

Lmao

[gleaming jasper]

Never seen girl playing standoff 2 (never got in matching)

[next imp]

I do

[gleaming jasper]

All I get is 9 year old Russian swearing

[wispy plinth]

I agree

[next imp]

Chineese girl

[gleaming jasper]

For no reason

[wispy plinth]

But i saw couple playing

[wind grotto]

i gotta say having a anime girl pfp probaly wont help u find gf in a fps game discord server

[wispy plinth]

@rich crow u desperate for girls? 😭🫵

[gleaming jasper]

Just talk to one and rest depends on her

[gleaming jasper]

Bro kept his names Andrew Tate and bro wants gf

[wispy plinth]

But girls in discord?

What are u?

Discord mod?

[gleaming jasper]

Join dating servers lol

[wispy plinth]

Bro just talk to a girl

[gleaming jasper]

?

[wispy plinth]

It ain't that hard

[sacred echo]

Bro wtf

[wispy plinth]

Or just go tinder date

[sacred echo]

I can download anything

But not so2

[gleaming jasper]

💀

[gleaming jasper]

Game officially hates you

[wispy plinth]

Did u restard yo phone?

[gleaming jasper]

Congratulations

[wispy plinth]

Fr fr

[sacred echo]

Yes

Im gonna kms bro

[wind grotto]

maybe try software update?

[wispy plinth]

They banned you from installing the game bro 😭😭😭🙏

[sacred echo]

Dont have any updates

[gleaming jasper]

don't you dare install our game

[wispy plinth]

😭🙏☠️

[rich crow]

any girls in so2 discord ?

[wind grotto]

whar android version u got ?

[sacred echo]

I have a huawei

[primal rain]

me

[wispy plinth]

Go tinder

[gleaming jasper]

How will we know???

[wispy plinth]

Aint no way

☠️

[gleaming jasper]

@primal rain loaf of BREAD

[primal rain]

don't dare to say that

[gleaming jasper]

Prolly joking

[primal rain]

you dumb

[gleaming jasper]

Sorry 😔

[primal rain]

it's loaf the bunny

[gleaming jasper]

I take my words back

[primal rain]

good

[gleaming jasper]

[wind grotto]

just go to ur software infomation and check the android version maybe its too old

[rich crow]

yo whys yur name a gum?

[wispy plinth]

Im used to racism ( as joke ) so hard that im gonna die if i cant say it ☠️☠️🙏

[gleaming jasper]

Why not

[rich crow]

u frm china ?

[gleaming jasper]

Bro is obsessed

[wispy plinth]

Why is beo asking if we're from china

[gleaming jasper]

Exactly

[primal rain]

emily😏

[wispy plinth]

I think bro lives in china

[wispy plinth]

Wants to meet you

[primal rain]

2 miles away

[gleaming jasper]

2kms away

[rich crow]

ayo u frm russia ?

[primal rain]

no

[wispy plinth]

Divorced hot single mother 2 kms away in north

[gleaming jasper]

Bro guessing people countries from their name

[wispy plinth]

Guess my country @rich crow

[rich crow]

russian girls definately know thw assignment

[gleaming jasper]

Sun

[wispy plinth]

Correct

[gleaming jasper]

Knew it

[wispy plinth]

How did you know?

[gleaming jasper]

Your pfp

[wispy plinth]

Nah fr I'll give it

[rich crow]

you use onlyfans ?

[primal rain]

yes

[wispy plinth]

Nah what ☠️☠️🫵

WHAT

[primal rain]

send 500 dollar to me

I'll show you

[wispy plinth]

Feet pics? 😻

[primal rain]

yes

[gleaming jasper]

500 dollars

[rich crow]

thats too much for a regular content creator bae ?

[wispy plinth]

Are they white as heaven? 😻😻🫶🏻

[gleaming jasper]

Bright as hot eclipse

[primal rain]

I'm not a regular content creator

[wispy plinth]

Give me the paypal

Amd ill send 500

[wind grotto]

500 for just feet pics is kinda expensive, it better come with bath water

[rich crow]

r u a dude ?

[wispy plinth]

Fr

[primal rain]

no

I'm female

[gleaming jasper]

WATER

[wispy plinth]

(Optional)

[gleaming jasper]

Bye guys

[rich crow]

so u got those moves ?

[wispy plinth]

Yooo

[primal rain]

dude ur really high

[gleaming jasper]

Fr

Bro WANTS gf

[rich crow]

but yur profile has russian boys in it ?

[wispy plinth]

Bro tryna find gf in standoff2 how isn't he high? 😭☠️

[primal rain]

no?

[gleaming jasper]

He ment background

[primal rain]

its meme

[gleaming jasper]

Bro will ask for standoff 2 update during date

[rich crow]

send me your of id

[primal rain]

he really sent friend req

[wispy plinth]

I think bro has lost chance in getting girls in tinder or online date so he has last chance here

[gleaming jasper]

I told you he WANTS gf

[wispy plinth]

I agree

[rich crow]

QUICK !

[gleaming jasper]

Bro's last hope is here

[wispy plinth]

Fr

[gleaming jasper]

@primal rain let us know what is he saying

[wispy plinth]

@rich crow where are u from

[primal rain]

idk

[gleaming jasper]

You're alone again? I was alone from the start

[wispy plinth]

I think

[gleaming jasper]

[gleaming jasper]

China

[rich crow]

Bruh, they nothing do with battle pass items from space vision

[wispy plinth]

I think he's from india

If u know u know

[rich crow]

When it will be on the market

[gleaming jasper]

WAIT

[gleaming jasper]

We also don't know

Maybe by the end of the month

As per my guess

Or those bundles will end after that

[dry furnace]

But it goes with the themes

[gleaming jasper]

Didn't understood my brain slow 😔

[dry furnace]

But really i dont care

[gleaming jasper]

Explain

[rich crow]

what doi hv t do to make it up to yu ?

[primal rain]

dude can't even speak

prolly autistic

[rich crow]

so what should i say ?

will u be my sugar mommy ?

[wispy plinth]

@rich crow where are u from

[normal sedge]

Down bad

[wispy plinth]

Bro's nickname is cobra tate 😭🙏

@primal rain u hate andrew tate right? ( say yes )

[sweet flare]

[rich crow]

lol

[normal sedge]

I think he can read bro🗿

[gleaming jasper]

Translation: what do I have to do to make it up to you?

[wispy plinth]

[rich crow]

yes you are absolutely yo

[wispy plinth]

Im female btw

[gleaming jasper]

Yoo

[normal sedge]

Nice translation

[rich crow]

🏳️‍🌈

[normal sedge]

🗿🗿🗿

Lol

[wispy plinth]

Friendly fire?

[steady monolith]

Rise my fellow sigmas🍷🗿

[wispy plinth]

Blud thinks he is main character ☠️

🗿

[rich crow]

sigma femals

[steady monolith]

I am sigma so i am main character

[rich crow]

send me your nudessss

[primal rain]

@silk kraken

[wispy plinth]

Yall lucky

Bc racism isnt allowed here

[rich crow]

whats that ?

[steady monolith]

U are a nga

[rich crow]

quick !

[wispy plinth]

Im in a gc with like 13 indians

These mfs keeps saying im black bc im north african ☠️

[primal rain]

go off clidf

[wispy plinth]

I agree

[rich crow]

you send first

[primal rain]

blocked

[steady monolith]

U like chicken

And watermelon

[wispy plinth]

Im not BLACK

We dont have KFC

[steady monolith]

Another black nga. Hes right there👮🦍🦍

[void bronze]

babisko

[zenith valve]

New bp when???

[brittle storm]

O m jee

[brittle storm]

Ban?

[primal rain]

when

[steady monolith]

No no

[brittle storm]

Good bye

[steady monolith]

[gleaming jasper]

Yo

[torpid vault]

[gleaming jasper]

Prolly 11 years old don't worry most Indians are not like that

Ik

[rich crow]

Hello

[gleaming jasper]

Same

Would you guys prefer full allies gameplay or highlights (basically montage) but with comp and allies clips

[steady monolith]

Montage

[gleaming jasper]

Allies would be in gold and comp in silver

[wispy plinth]

I hate allies games fr

[gleaming jasper]

Why

?

[wispy plinth]

Idk 2v2 sounds like boring

[gleaming jasper]

Play with a duo

[steady monolith]

Allies is better than comp

[gleaming jasper]

It isn't

[wispy plinth]

Plus my friends aint even playing it

[gleaming jasper]

My friend

[wispy plinth]

I need friends

😞

I can relate

[proper gyro]

[warm vine]

Guys, an account of mine was hacked in 2021 and from there I try to recover it, can standoff help me with something?

[proper gyro]

[wispy plinth]

Idk actually

Wanna play?

[normal sedge]

@wispy plinth you north african?

[wispy plinth]

Yes

Yes

[normal sedge]

From which country

[wispy plinth]

Algeria

U?

[normal sedge]

🗿

[warm vine]

Alright, and that account is kind of important to me

[normal sedge]

Morocco

[wispy plinth]

Yes

[wispy plinth]

Nahh

☠️🙏

[normal sedge]

🗿🗿

We cool yeah? 🗿

Ik there is some hate between the two countries but like idc

[wispy plinth]

I mean fr idc

[normal sedge]

🐡

[wispy plinth]

Im bronze but i play good ☠️🙏

Ill add you

Fr?

[steady monolith]

Mmr different too much

[charred jay]

Can i play with you guys?

[wispy plinth]

We playing allies

[charred jay]

Ok

[wispy plinth]

Go online ill add

[gleaming jasper]

Allies is more fun then comp imo

[wispy plinth]

What tank are u?

[steady monolith]

Contact admins

[gleaming jasper]

Coz you can play with you duo
You have to handle like 5 people rushing you

And allies is short match

Maximum 15 mins

If 7-8

[rich crow]

allies bad gamemode

[gleaming jasper]

Shortest under 10 mins

[steady monolith]

And comp if u play random if u play with random u loose mmr 98%

[rich crow]

3vs3 is better

[wispy plinth]

Comp?

[rich crow]

than 2vs2

[gleaming jasper]

Why do you all hate allies

[wispy plinth]

WHY

[rich crow]

2vs2 if one dies the other cant win unless the other team trolls

[gleaming jasper]

And if you play with random in allies 50-50% depends on players

[rich crow]

if you have bad team in allies you have no chance of winning

[gleaming jasper]

If you have skills you can do it

[rich crow]

yep

[wispy plinth]

Ur logo literally says bronze

[gleaming jasper]

Depends on you

[steady monolith]

In competitve its worse

[rich crow]

gold 2 allies 2kdr and yet my teammates still fail me

[gleaming jasper]

What do you do

[gleaming jasper]

My kdr is 1.26 gold 1 i trash

[wispy plinth]

I can clutch 1v2 but having bad team in comp is worse

[rich crow]

yep

but allies is more chance

cuz 50 50

[wispy plinth]

1 time i clutched 1v4 and the 5th killed me

I was so angry

It was 9-9

[rancid salmon]

The pass skins are too cheap

I bought the new stiletto for only 600g

I am talking abt space vision

It's in market now

[gleaming jasper]

WHEN

They came in the market????

Wtff

[rancid salmon]

Yes

I bought the stiletto

And the awm stat

[gleaming jasper]

Damn

No annouc

[rancid salmon]

Bcuz

I am playing wid u guys

xD

[dry furnace]

Nah

It did

?

[rancid salmon]

Sry

[brittle storm]

Zap deez nuts

[rancid salmon]

Will buy the voidhound in stock once it comes in market!!!

[dry furnace]

Ill rip your nuts off

[brittle storm]

They are made of steel, gold, and diamonds

Cope

[proper gyro]

you like electrocution or smth?

[dry furnace]

I will use netherite pickaxr then

[warm vine]

Is there any brazilian admin?

[red zinc]

Guys can u send me faceit sw

[brittle storm]

Its made of netherite too and bed rock

[dry furnace]

Netherite can be a cannibal

[brittle storm]

And?

[dry furnace]

Yeah thats it

[brittle storm]

Ok but zap deez nuts lmao

[dry furnace]

I can break a bed and rock

[dry furnace]

Bro i juwt choked on my drink 💀💀

[silent perch]

[stiff cave]

[steady monolith]

[old coral]

When item BP can sell?

[sick cave]

After the offer ends probably 💀

[brittle storm]

Chock on de-

[old coral]

Bad news 🫤

[dry furnace]

I knew it

[red zinc]

Hey guys do u have faceit sw

[proper gyro]

i really need to write script!1!1!1

[dry furnace]

Hakc scrirpt!1!1!

[sick cave]

The offer probably planned to release the same day as the space vision update, But since they're rushing for the updates, They're late for the galaxy offers

[dry furnace]

The update aint that special

But least i got those space dude charm

Looks cool

[sick cave]

Space vision is the most chaotic update imo 💀

[brittle storm]

Deez nuts

[sick cave]

They're rushing it

[proper gyro]

that marketplace chaos was not a great start

[dry furnace]

Bro imma zap your nuts

[sick cave]

Fr

[normal sedge]

Dietz nuts

[brittle storm]

Deez nuts in your mouth

[sick cave]

@proper gyro you up for some comp matches?

[silent perch]

Nani

[sick cave]

I haven't played for month

[main saffron]

Gg

[dry furnace]

Choke deez nuts in your mouth

[sick cave]

Am I tripping or the latest update slightly changed the gun sounds?

[normal sedge]

Deez nuts roast battle

[sick cave]

For some reason it became too loud

[rich crow]

[sick cave]

Especially the ump

Or because I haven't really used that gun

🐧

[silent perch]

Deez nuts in the nutz

[brittle storm]

Zap these deez nuts in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Semen in your mouth

[sick cave]

Sea men

[brittle storm]

Nuts in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Deez in your mouth

[fallen valley]

Купите файсэвэн веном с 4 наклами

[brittle storm]

Zeed stun

[dry furnace]

Wed

[brittle storm]

Deez nuts in your mouth

Big nuts in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Deez nuts deez nuts in your mouth

[brittle storm]

Average nuts in your mouth

Small nuts innyour mouth

[main saffron]

More realistic?

[brittle storm]

Titan nuts in your mouth

Giant nuts in your mouth

[rancid salmon]

@sick cave raider or xray gloves!?

[dry furnace]

Nuts enjoyer in your mouth

[brittle storm]

Deez enjoyer in your mouth

[fallen valley]

Please buy five seven venom with 4 deagl master

[dry furnace]

Nuts enjoyer in your mouth

[brittle storm]

Deez nuts enjoyer in your mouth RAAAAH

[rich crow]

what the hell

[sick cave]

I guess so

[rich crow]

[proper gyro]

tmrw evening

[dry furnace]

Deez deez deez nuts nuts nuts in your mouth

[sick cave]

X ray

[dry furnace]

Reeeeeee

[sick cave]

Alrighty

[normal sedge]

[brittle storm]

RAAAH nuts deez in your mouth

[proper gyro]

7 or 8pm? depending if i finish my workout at 5pm early

[rancid salmon]

Was expecting that frm u i also like xray planning to buy one!!!

[dry furnace]

Nut RAAAH deez in your mouth

[sick cave]

You won't regret it

[brittle storm]

Deez RAAAAH nuts in your mouth

[sick cave]

X ray is currently my favourite

[dry furnace]

Siiiuuuu nuts in your mouth

[proper gyro]

been doing faceit recently so i wanna get some videos from there

[brittle storm]

Nutter in your mouth

[sick cave]

Sick

[dry furnace]

Nuts siiiuuuu deez in your mouth

[brittle storm]

Deezer in your mouth

[sick cave]

Wait, I forgot I was also in the faceit server

[dry furnace]

Ambatukam in your mouth deez nuts

[sick cave]

I'll try find a player there maybe

[brittle storm]

Ambatunat in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Ambatublow in your mouth

[brittle storm]

Ambatudizz in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Ambaturizz in your mouth

[main saffron]

“Challenge ur mental”

[brittle storm]

Zeed stun in your mouth

[sick cave]

[dry furnace]

Seed ztun in your mouth

[brittle storm]

Weed nuts in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Nuts weed in your mouth

[neat acorn]

@tough mesa

[brittle storm]

Meth nuts in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Walter white in your mouth

[proper gyro]

queues are frequent enough

[valid meteor]

Put my dick in ur mounth

[brittle storm]

Jesse pinknuts in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Spongenuts in your mouth

[brittle storm]

Gustavanuts in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Blowambatu in your mouth

[proper gyro]

to who?

[brittle storm]

Natambatu in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Makutabma in your mouth

[brittle storm]

Dietz nutz in your mouth

[dry furnace]

Nutz dietz in your mouth

[brittle storm]

Deez nuts in your mouth RAAAH

[rich crow]

Yo guys my friend gifted me account idk if its good or not and can anyone tell me? I just started playing
(Dm if u can help)

[dry furnace]

Deez nuts in your mouth siiiuuu

[pseudo jasper]

Messi is the goat

[brittle storm]

Ight lets stop

[brittle storm]

W

[dry furnace]

If you scroll up

Your mouth going to be filled with nuts

[brittle storm]

Scroll up these deez nuts RAAAH

[next imp]

Anyone got bronze rank in allies?

[dry furnace]

Bro stop 💀

It ender

[pseudo jasper]

No

[next imp]

Oke

Anyone got low rank silver or around that?

[dry furnace]

If you say amongus 3 times at 3 am a scary entiry called your mom come to your room and slap you with sandals

[next imp]

Damn

[dry furnace]

Whatcu want me gonna do?

[next imp]

I just need a good team i just found a team who cant even play pou 💀

[pseudo jasper]

Omg

[dry furnace]

Omg scary alert jumspcare

[next imp]

Im so scared

[pseudo jasper]

Is really 😱

[dry furnace]

Amongas

[next imp]

Im scared to believe that

[dry furnace]

Gus fring

Among

[pseudo jasper]

among us sus

[dry furnace]

Chat be wildin after this hour

Like fr

[brittle storm]

That was the last deez nuts i putted in your mouth tho

[dry furnace]

That was a good nuts in your mouth man

[pseudo jasper]

Among uwu

[dry furnace]

Shaddap

[pseudo jasper]

Among romania

[rich crow]

Guys i bought diggle for 2 gold and it has 4 sticker its W right?

Deagle*

Tf is diggle

My autocorrect 🔛🔝

If anyone wanna see it dm

Its bad but still 4 sticker

[pseudo jasper]

I m girl ♥️

Lol

[rich crow]

Same but nobody gives a F

[normal sedge]

Trap

🗿

[rich crow]

So just play

[pseudo jasper]

Lol

😂

[rich crow]

Fr bro probably has 50cm

[normal sedge]

😐

Bruhhh

[pseudo jasper]

😂

[rich crow]

I have none...

What yo lol i ain't man

[normal sedge]

🤨

Deleted

[pseudo jasper]

Yes

😶

[rich crow]

I will sell

[pseudo jasper]

And me

[rich crow]

Its pretty decent acc

Few aracnes good legendaries

Arcanes**

[pseudo jasper]

Im gold and i have phoenix

[silent perch]

[rich crow]

when skin space market

Bro offered 250 dollars for my acc and tried to get it first

I legit lied i wanted to know answers

My acc is max 50 bucks

Bro is offering much so people will risk acc

And than probably scamming

Classic scam tactic

Ain't gonna happen mate @rich crow

[steady monolith]

Tate the tailsman😂

No

[rich crow]

Yep same

But only in my city

I ain't going in other country for that lol

[steady monolith]

Every deal u make u make in rl

Only not in london

U gonna get leg choped

[rich crow]

In london ur paying with ur organs fr

[normal sedge]

Most friendly interaction in london

[steady monolith]

W pfp🗿

[normal sedge]

🗿

Max emojis is 5

To prevent spam

[rich crow]

When u do trade in London be like

"ur the guy I'm buying acc from mate?"
"Yes i am"
"Aight i got new offer mate. Ur giving me account and leaving alive. How does that sounds"

[normal sedge]

🗿

[steady monolith]

Guess the animal:likes watermelon bananas and chicken
Level:easy

[normal sedge]

🤨

My lawyer has advised me to not complete this joke

[steady monolith]

It says guess

[normal sedge]

Yeah i guessed

Im not gonna tell you my guess tho

[steady monolith]

[normal sedge]

[steady monolith]

U need to tell

[normal sedge]

Bruh what is this creature

[steady monolith]

Chel

[normal sedge]

Nah

[steady monolith]

It was a monkey

[rich crow]

Who play allies silver

[steady monolith]

How did u not guess that

[rich crow]

Or compe

[normal sedge]

They dont eat chicken

[rich crow]

pluh

Who play competitiv or allies silver

[steady monolith]

They do 😫

[gleaming jasper]

Someone said they space vision items are in marketplace who said that

[steady monolith]

[brazen oak]

sup

[torpid vault]

me

[tough meadow]

They'll be in the market either next week or when the galaxy bundle is no longer for sale

[steady monolith]

Hello

[gleaming jasper]

28 days wtf

[tough meadow]

Yea i think* it's the former. The later* seems unlikely

[gleaming jasper]

Imo it will come by the end of the month

As per my guese

Guess

[rich crow]

Wazzuo bbg

[steady monolith]

[gleaming jasper]

Poor cow noooo

[brazen oak]

heheheha

[hidden urchin]

Yes

Finally

I finally

Won once

[sage ibex]

Yoo

[hidden urchin]

Helo

[nova valve]

Hi

[hidden urchin]

How to be actually good at the game

I keep hitting headshots then suddenly cant hit anything

[gleaming jasper]

Control

Your gun

[placid garnet]

Hi

[hidden urchin]

I can control my guj

Problem is

Skill Issue

[gleaming jasper]

Recoil

[hidden urchin]

I cant play consistently

[gleaming jasper]

Understand gun's spray pattern

[old quiver]

Anyone wanna help me choose my first knife?

[hidden urchin]

I do understand spray pattern

[rich crow]

keep your crosshair at head level, learn smokes/flashes/nades for default positions, practice 10-15 minutes on your recoil control in the training room, if you want to rank up i suggest having a premade squad if you can, but if you really cant make sure to give info to the randoms on team chat, and most importantly have fun chief

[gleaming jasper]

Don't shoot 30 bullets all at once gun will be hard to control

Shoot 5-10 bullets then stop and do it agin

[rich crow]

learn the call outs for the maps you play eventually

[gleaming jasper]

Make sure they are head

[gleaming jasper]

Bro wrote paragraph for him

[rich crow]

thats great for long range but when its mid to long range you really ought to spray it

[hidden urchin]

They cant speak english

Singapore server

[gleaming jasper]

This guy really wants to improve

[hidden urchin]

I am stuck in Sliver 1

[rich crow]

just giving my best information that i know of

[gleaming jasper]

If close just spam until die

And use pistol if enemy is very close and rushing

[rich crow]

premade stack is better

[gleaming jasper]

If you have chance to reload do it

[rich crow]

try the #1044085342308941944 if you cant find any of your friends.

[outer valley]

u dont need a premade to reach the legend but obv it would help alot cuz i already lose alot of matchs cuz of bad team 😄

[rich crow]

i think smokes/flashes can change the situation insanely

you should learn the line ups

[hidden urchin]

If you play with 5 people are you also gonna go against 5 people?

[rich crow]

even defaults help like mid/A/B

[gleaming jasper]

Yes

[rich crow]

yeah i think so.

[gleaming jasper]

In comp yes

[outer valley]

i dont think

[hidden urchin]

I dont wanna play with people suddenly

I dont wanna risk

[rich crow]

if you cant master the gun at least master the nades so you're not completely useless

also if you can, use off angles

[hidden urchin]

Fighting an actual sweat team

[upper marsh]

Increse value of fireborn stickers

[gleaming jasper]

Flashes can give you advantage if you're flash is correct

[rich crow]

learn to play with sound

[hidden urchin]

I do play with sound

[rich crow]

genuinely go full sound

[hidden urchin]

Earphone

[rich crow]

like headphones and everything

if its directional its even better

[outer valley]

wait 1 year 😄

[upper marsh]

Rekt

[rich crow]

i used to go on comp sometimes with music blasting in my ears just to see if i can do anything

[hidden urchin]

I still get confused in Sandstone Mid sounds

[rich crow]

it wasn't that well but i didn't do my worst

[gleaming jasper]

B site?

[hidden urchin]

Idk if its at the mid entrance the left A site rush or the long road

Side

[outer valley]

whats your rank?

[gleaming jasper]

Wooden doors?

[hidden urchin]

Silver

[foggy surge]

I stopped playing standoff 2 a long time ago lol

[hidden urchin]

Stuck

[rich crow]

also always act like there's an enemy at every corner, check everything before going in

[hidden urchin]

Yes

[rich crow]

its weird to explain it

[gleaming jasper]

There are 2 big wooden doors

[hidden urchin]

I do

[gleaming jasper]

Campers are everywhere so kindly check before you plant bomb or smoke

[rich crow]

even when running with the knife out i have crosshair at head level incase of anything

[outer valley]

then u just need to improve your aim XD with VERY good aim u can reach easily master

[hidden urchin]

Not really

[rich crow]

aim isn't always the solution

[outer valley]

obv u need gamesense by default

[hidden urchin]

Flashbangs

[rich crow]

it may be the movement he got too

[hidden urchin]

Are annoying

[rich crow]

also gamesense

[hidden urchin]

I know the fastest ways to get to certain points

Whats gamesense?

[outer valley]

gamesense + aim = master/elite XD in this game obv

[calm totem]

Hi

[hidden urchin]

Hi

[rich crow]

Gamesense refers to a player's intuitive understanding of the game, their surroundings, and their opponents, enabling them to make strategic decisions while gaming.

[gleaming jasper]

Understand enemy's move

[calm totem]

Go allies?

[hidden urchin]

😦

[gleaming jasper]

You mean xp?

[rich crow]

think like your enemies even.

[hidden urchin]

No

I mean certain places

In maps

[rich crow]

personally i usually think what i'd do if i was in the enemies position yk?

[hidden urchin]

Oh thanks

I think watching grenade line ups is my first step

[gleaming jasper]

You mean in-game points

When you kill or plant bomb

You get points that?

[rich crow]

well i hope to see you in master by the next month i come back to this server

good luck and have fun :)

[gleaming jasper]

Help me too

[outer valley]

XD

[gleaming jasper]

I am hard stuck in silver lol

Coz no teqm

I play solo

[hidden urchin]

No like certain place like what is the fastest way to go from A site to B site

[rich crow]

#1044085342308941944

[gleaming jasper]

My aim is decent and game sense is decent

Like I know what to do in which situation

[hidden urchin]

I cant play consistently

[outer valley]

as i said u dont need team XD but ik its hard solo cuz u will lose alot of matchs cuz of them

[hidden urchin]

Iz my only problem

[outer valley]

[hidden urchin]

I think

[gleaming jasper]

Just flank

[rich crow]

i used to have a guy who would practice on his aim for an hour before hopping in a game

half an hour to an hour

[gleaming jasper]

And specially enemy team got 'i miss her' with jett pfp

[cedar raft]

<t:1690388631:R>

[rich crow]

its over boys the enemies have a sad boy anime pfp with the name "who?"

[hidden urchin]

Like I know how to get from CT spawn to the 2nd floor B site in the fastest way

[outer valley]

then u put "i dont miss her" and destroy them

[hidden urchin]

I will try playing with all the things I heard

Thank you

[cedar raft]

<t:1690388708:d>

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

right

im going to play far cry 3

peace

[cedar raft]

now was <t:1690388744:R>

[arctic radish]

Lets play

[gleaming jasper]

My one unfriended me coz of that coz he didn't recognised me lol

He was like wtf is this who is this?

[arctic radish]

Lmao

[gleaming jasper]

He added me back So W

Always tell your friends when you change your name lol

Maybe you are not performing well that's why

If you're top Fragging then your team is dumb

[light phoenix]

pls add pass in the shop

enough time

[gleaming jasper]

Ask devs

[light phoenix]

%100 they will answer

[cedar raft]

maybe it will come out on <t:1690561740:D>

[light phoenix]

too late

tonight is the maximum time i can wait

[cedar raft]

Rest in peace

[rich crow]

yo

[rich crow]

4 is better

Yeah meetoo they kick me to

[charred parcel]

how or can i sell a skin to my friedn only?

[rich crow]

They just kick random person

[rich crow]

What is youtube for

[charred parcel]

bro

[gleaming jasper]

They just kick do get more MMR

[charred parcel]

doesnt work

[gleaming jasper]

If they win 4-5 players they get more plus

So they kick

They greedy

[rich crow]

Like yeah when u play comp they just kick always

[charred parcel]

i dont apeak russian

[rich crow]

Bruh

[charred parcel]

gimme link

[rich crow]

💀

Bro google

[gleaming jasper]

Players are dumb

They just want mmr

No matter you top Fragging or bottom Fragging

[charred parcel]

bro there is nktging

[rich crow]

I am new I don't know about mmr

[rich crow]

Wait

[gleaming jasper]

Means rank

If they kick you and they win by 4 players and enemy 5 players those 4 players will get more plus coz it was unfair and they won so as a reward they get more plus

Russians play in every server

[gleaming jasper]

That's why they kick randoms

[rich crow]

Search this@charred parcel how to send skins to friend in stand off 2

[gleaming jasper]

But that's wrong

I remember my first comp match

[rich crow]

Meetoo they kick me for no reason

[gleaming jasper]

We were in 9-0 and i was top Fragging and they suddenly kicked me then I saw results we lost by 9-10 like bruh you noobs didn't got even one win?

Noobass team

They can't get even a single win

I did 9-0

They lost 9-10

Dumb

[rich crow]

They really are dumb

💀💀

[gleaming jasper]

They are

[rich crow]

😂😂

[gleaming jasper]

Russians ☕

I always get 9 year old Russian trying to speak English

In mic

[charred parcel]

thats kt

[gleaming jasper]

Hey hey you noobie plent bemb you suck

[rich crow]

Avrege Russian drunk man☕

[gleaming jasper]

Bro saying plant bomb to be whileni already planted

[rich crow]

😂😂

Kid☕

Women☕

Men🗿🍷

[last plume]

If open cases can some guns be statrak on gold cases

[rich crow]

U russ

[rich crow]

how old r you

Why do I tell u

your about me is embarassing

Bruh

U don't even know

About Me

Sigma

🗿🍷

lmfao

💀

No one talking

Me alone

Imaging having no friend

Best friend

Oh sh I t

U here

[steady monolith]

Me when father beats a kid to death🗿🍷🍷he is very american psycho chad. Sigma man

[rich crow]

Avereg american🗿🍷

[summer isle]

Lmao

[rich crow]

[steady monolith]

[rich crow]

Bro left tyiping

After typing so long

Again

🗿🍷

:ak47 in my back

:cat name kittler

[frigid thorn]

Clan vs clan?

[rich crow]

⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️

⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️

Me with my friends invading Russian kids

[rich crow]

So why are u saying

[steady monolith]

Stalin🗿🗿

[rich crow]

🗿🍷

[steady monolith]

Me when america

[rich crow]

Russians are not bad

Oh I am muslim

[sage ibex]

Me 2

[rich crow]

T hx

[normal sedge]

🤨

[rich crow]

So why your pfp is lookin sus

[steady monolith]

they arent

[rich crow]

Bro they hack

Avereg Russian drunk kid

[steady monolith]

avereg

[rich crow]

They have antiban

[steady monolith]

why

[rich crow]

Some are them is good

russians aint bad

yall have never met one irl

[paper tangle]

Balls

[rich crow]

No

Pov:listening to phonk while playing and ur ak47 waiting for u

[steady monolith]

🥚 🍆 🥚

[rich crow]

listening to piano with usp

[normal sedge]

Yes

[rich crow]

U g4y

[normal sedge]

Chill out big bro

[paper tangle]

tes

[rich crow]

how☠️

Nah

Suca blyaat

🗿

[steady monolith]

💀

[rich crow]

watch yourself get banned

I am not russian

[steady monolith]

[rich crow]

its 2 swear words

[rich crow]

It's normal

Don't worry kid

they dont allow swear words here

[steady monolith]

"kid"

[rich crow]

☠️

Men🗿

[rich crow]

you act like a child ngl

hi

[rich crow]

U act like g4y

im so sigma🤓

[rich crow]

how

[rich crow]

ur like 13

please tell me

[rich crow]

ong