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gw?
I have good hud
Idk my fren is inviting me for some reason
yeah but whats gw
Oooo
Fake btw
100% scam
Aint nobody gonna give u gold
Just like that
Only way is like selling a skin for a high price and someone looking for it
Ahhh welp i aint joining i have sheety luck anyways

feel so geeked rn
Welp thats nice
kilometers morales
guhh

Prolly
no
i can see my eye bags
Do defuse at the moment
I wanted to make pasta
But I am thinking I could just add milk to the pasta poppers instead
you're gonna spend like 40 hours over the next 2 months in ranked trying to reach master just to only be Gold 4 or something
Who tag me?
120
Fr
Aight
How's life
he is the condensed vegetable oil man
My profile already linked with the channel
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Dayum, Maybe I forgor
What a nice cow
Do something fun, Maybe go for a walk
Something simple can be fun
except theres a lot of other stuff, that i dont think i want to talk about
If u were me, I’ll be thinking of it whenever someone mentioned so2
True
oh okag
@rain scroll u getting off
I’mma go sleep
I imagine having a consistent schedule everyday without any bumps is what makes it boring
Kk
Wanna do more tmr?
Which is ironic since consistency seems so good

Ya I’m down
Kk
Please $1
Please I'll buy 1 dollar gold
balls
obviously

they acknowledge others' war crimes but can't acknowledge their own
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I'm a barbie girl 
In the Barbie world🦤
Life in plastic 
is fantastic 🪰
You can touch my hair 
no
skill issue
U really didn't try anything funny beforehand?
like 10 seconds ago
Like rooting?
practicing
aim practice
🦕
nop
this is the first time
My neck hurts
the thug shaker
reel

you the kinda guy to fart in a closed room with no ventilation
Yes
yeah
I love farting in closed room with no ventilation
📸
Cmon
standoff 2
Fr🤨
hello fellow humans
I swear
standoff 2
standoff 2
hello fellow standoftwoers and criticlopers
Skins from gp will be available tommorow or friday
standoff 2
ah yes, the gattle pass
my favorite
gold pass morron
🐡
anywyas
Maaaan
csgo >> valorant>>standoff2?
I can't find another community like this sv
or no?
Ain’t no way
I think so
fart
pfp*

ye ithink so or just sage simp
most probably sage simp
cause no one paly sage
its bad
what
I agree
Muted all the other teammates Fr
yea
its good but bad cause people who dont have aim generally play with it
They aim at enemy toe level while walk-in ain no way
yea ok
🥵
U know the time I show speed play Val
did you forget sage is famous for her feets?
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Totally not
now yall know
Send feet pics sage
unfortunately

i am no simp
Sage one Chan feet pics onegai
Alright I’m back
Sage oka san
it might be controvercial but deadlock is pure mommy
🦤🥵
U use iOS?
Nope

Yes

Samsung
Oneplus


Regrets being his teammate
Bro deployed drone and enemy behind u
Casually dropping an ace while our sova bottomfrag
What is sova.. first time seeing this!?
Good night🦤
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Finally got 0.24.3 on ios
Huuuh
What u got
What version u play on
Whatttt
Have u updated ever
I got newest version on ios
No 0.24.3 was first only android
Then it came for ios
Yeah
Buy another phone
Nope
Android had it first
Ios got it 18h ago
Android maybe 1day
Aho
Hmm
Alrr
Hm
Im ok
I have the latest update
I bought 1 case and got stiletto
Nice
Today
Witch one?
Oh isnt it?
Ooo ok good ahaha

How many knifes do you have?
Indeed
You are lucky
I have 1 now bit i had butterfly scorpio and lots
Ye
Do you have a knife?
Next week I'm thinking to buy the new karambit pack
Thats nice
Nice
7knife?!
Yeah
I’m thinking about buying the gold karambit
U can give me 1 if u have too many😂😅
Don't forget me
I will send you a screenshot with the new knife and frame
Do you want my account?
Yes i would hahaha
What knifes u have
Tanto and dual ..I wanna change them
Tanto... I wanna buy tanto pearl abyss
Damm
Il get you a knife if you have atleast 100g to buy something there isn’t a million copies of on the market
Add me
Fnafl leather
Telnpl
Or g22 relic
Add me
How much gold do you have
Just be careful on scams @last plume
I’m not like that
You can't trust everyone today
Not a no life
If u get first knife then sell it for me for 100

I cant give money first

Just be careful both
I hope hes 100%fr
100G is something
I need m9
Theres no way they put pass items on market when bundle ends right?
Alright if you buy grumpy tiger for 56 gold and list it for 2169 I’ll buy it
cuz same collection name
M9 digital burst
Yep 0 percent chance

!!
Grumpy tiger cat
Telnpl add me
Added sorry
Hey someone help me to push my competitive rank
They will
When did the battle pass end?
I forgor
reel
ello
14 july
butter is real
crazy
Another 24 days for the karambit 💀
ye
Almost 2 weeks
I hope we won't be waiting that long
True
Nah we are
😭
i just want to sell my awp 
Also the items are not gonna enter the market as soon as the offer ends, We still need to wait like a couple more weeks
Pfft
Just a massive middle finger to us
Fr 😭
The bundle and the long wait time
honestly this might be another Winter 2021 moment
remember that BP
Hi
Started to think that I should just buy the cheap version of that karambit (purple camo)
that took 6 months because of a offer/bundle
Hi again
At least they didn't pull a cod and released a audio pack for 20 dollars
Or 30
I dont remember
I mean they still are but not as bad
Wait what
20 dollars for audio is crazy
Yeah and it wasn't even correct
nox let's play standoff
The mp5 sounded like an m4 and the m4 sounded like a acr
And they added soap
Let's play standoff
Definitely worth the 20 dollars
W
I'm not good
Pls
me with 200 USD headphones just to play games 
OMFG
Das crazy
I'm literally silver
But i'm in the level 11
Why can’t I find a match I’m searching for 18mins
I rather spend 200 on head phones than this bundle
i rather spend 200 on a gun
irl gun
And the sad part is
We could've gotten more
has real bullets
To which? I’m on the French server rn and the others have all higher ping
relatable
On u
Mi ID is 187190446
Cyprus
Let's play NOW
What do you get at the end of the season if you have champion rank
Copy
Haha thank you anyways, I’ll try some servers and see if it works
An epic charm
gonna go try the hud visibility "killfeed only" ill keep yall updated after a whole casual match
a charm
thats it really
Bruuuuuuh
That can’t be the problem, it’s since the new update on iOS. Before I’ve updated I found Matches within 2min max
But I’ll update on 2.4.3 now maybe it’ll be better then
I was on 2.4.2
Someone else loading player profile takes an eternity
24.2‘
Sometimes
Now I found a match within 30sec after updating to 0.24.3 haha
someone wanna play?
Anyone know a tt weiser official?
Guess not lmao
Just came across him in tdm and he's not even tryna hide the fact he cheats
Even so I got morr kills in the 3 games I played with him with the most botty teams
Looking for guy that has not unlocked Rank on allies i will make hım win every MATCH :)))
why does it show me to update so2 if there are no updates?
Make a scam bundle✅
Put space vision items on sale❌
P90 and awm will be a scam for sure but I'm not really sure about the karambit
That thing might sell for a high price since it's a popular knife + patterns
Who play allies silver
Not gonna mention the rare pattern
nah fr, when they gonna put up the glitch knives?
Me
which one?
@timid cloud ID?
Sec
When new season comes out for sure but maybe this week
My game keeps crushing for some reason
Skill issue
???*
Probably the doppler phase 2 pattern
Buy me a new device genius
Ain’t gonna do that
108611052
Most likely after the offer ends since it's also come from the same collection
Yea
Maybe
Is the karambit nebula gonna come on shop
Maybe not
it will
Oh
I usually buy things from the shop and I thought is was something they will not add in the shop and I bought it
Well
Can’t do anything about it now
So why complain
Let's play STANDOFF
No
Hahahah L
Im in the level 12
he is in the level 12
Does anyone want to play with me?
Can you send it somewhere want to see it
Yee ty
I want a knife too but I dont wanna spend money on the gams
How?
One guy gave me 5k gold for free but i cant tell who bcus then all gonna ask to get
He needs own time
Lol
Yep
5k its soo much
Beuh
Lol
Rich
Anyone else got asked by some bro to download that app?
Me

Done
yo
hmm
Who wants free gold dm

What skins should I invest in
cap
I cant even get pass the loading screen to play
It s bcs the phoje
Same
I use a samsung tablet
Last time it worked
But now it is stuck
I changed my tablet to 60hz
Letme try opening the game
yello
Anyone know any trading servers?
What
Lol
Lol
Damm bro
You have a 3 gold butterfly
🙂
Pls
Can u give me 70 g
I want the evolution stattrack
I see
Want profit?
I'll buy it for 13 gold
So cant open game, can anyone help me with that
Profit
İs there anyone lower than silver? İ need it
Ask an English mod or message help at help.standoff2.com
Ok
Wasup
2202 2032 6147 6107

Please money
restart your phone or delete the cache from the game
Hide n seek join
Any team 5V5?
Link is hide n seek
idk then
I even reinstalled the game
91606654 add me and join hide n seek
use game booster or something
2202 2032 6147 6107
I did
Please money
No idea then
bor is begging for money
DM
Ig i have to quit the game for now
critical ops is a good alternative in the mean time i guess
nah bruv
91606654 add me i do hide n seek winner gets gift
don't like 1v1s
Do you have TEAM
did axlebolt decide that the space vision skins should be in our invs forever?
91606654 add i do hide n seek winner gets giftt
DAMMM
They'll probably be sell-able after the galaxy bundle thing is over
aaaauuugghhhh
When is update comin
Skins in markey?
nah
idk
@sour star btw, a silly question. For arcane skins from the bp, it's better to hold them for a few months/years for their price to go up yea?
Yeh
i mean my blues
and purples
i didnt rlly get red besides garffity
When new and case one should be sold quick as possible
and they tend to drop
Cool, k. Got 2 arcane stickers from the bp
As those prices dicrease from time
and its better to buy galaxy bundle skins
The arcane ones?
yes
Can come in dm if possible
y?
Plz
aaauuuggghhh
Huh. That's weird. Then I guess it's better to sell earlier
yes
exactly
only the skins risd in price
eyo i think im going to make my laptop explaode
explode

What good skins to invest in
gold skull sticker
Hi
hello
tmd game has so many lao 6s
hmm
sup
cap
challenge
im not at home rn
and ios
need my tablet
same but rn my phone is broken
im using ios rn
ios just updated @vale sparrow
lemme update
yeye
now im not gonna touch comp on my acc cuz a lot of hackers in high ranks
You've been trying to bait a 1v1 for hours lol @rich crow
Imma get a mullet tomorrow. Trying something new
RN IM doing a mullet
xdd
mfw id not on clipboard
Lol
He's gonna set up a headshot-only lobby
Waz guud bbg
love the name
accept the damn lobby invite
check lobby invite
smh
the bottom left
Maybe sone can give me 3 gold pls? I realy needd
someone with m4 pixel storm with 4 lightning sticker for sale?

@rich crow which server
16-6 first round
nope head only to avoid body spams
deagle still?
Head only, no hands
I play with 130ping
Lowest ping i get
And im elite😭😭 wym dawg 50ping is actually good
He said 100 was bad, not 50. But yea, 100 is pretty decent
did u beat him @proper gyro ?
He did bru
@vale sparrow
16-6
15-5
kk
I do bro😭😭
@vale sparrow is it bad that im doing the warowl technique for the deagle😭
stop > flick > shoot
my tracking is absolutely horrible
ehh
Is rainbow sticker pack good investment
my flicks are tho
😳
heeeel naw
Run>stop instantly>shoot
Enemy: wow u shot while i was running omg nub
Haker
Haker²💀💀
Think about it the samurai is worth 1500 gold
so? so has other reds
allies ?
I bet you would say trades up are not worth it
Yeah
@vale sparrow
wha
What update
tell me where ATLEAST i can guarantee a profit within 70% success rate
A
allies coming?
If the raimbow pack is going to be removed then yes
Are the Galaxy knife gonna go on markety
Definitely is
Who play allies silver 2
i have butterfly
Mini acc
If it aint then no
in 25 or smth like that yes
can you boost me ?
I sell an acc with the arcane sticker from pass
I know what case gonna go next
@rich crow just wait for it
@wraith heron what Rank u are?
aliies silver bro
If u can Voice ye
when they can wait a get it for 700g on their account
What case y'all think gonna get removed next
@proper gyro wanna try deagle 1v1
sure
what your id
dont care!
device is device
Fable
You can Voice?
unless device poop
no sorty
i saw sick yeah
Ok💀
even in the description i said it
Nah probably sharp
@rich crow are you coming?
I want fablr to be removed
Sharp probably gonna go next
I hope not
Cause no one likes Sharp
Fable have butterfly knife
Fable sells more cases then sharp
Also sharp knifes are super cheap
What knife it has again?
The 2 knife thing
Dagger?
The one with 2 knifes I don't know it name
Yeah they cheap
Fable will go next
Why y'all think that
Knife popularity doesn't have anything to do with which case gonna be removed
Origin and furious have karambit and m9 which is way more popular than the butterfly but it got removed first
They make more money if they removed the popular knives, It'll make the price go up
If you have 1k gold and you like dual daggers are you gonna buy sharp cases no you gonna just buy the knife
So you saying I should invest is fable
What's the point?
Fable, yes
Ight
Alguém tem ZAP aí, estou querendo montar um time pra jogar
Who is fauwla
Butterfly most likely will go back to normal price which is 3k-4k
That's the original price
Does anyone have ZAP there, I want to put together a team to play
do anyone have a knife to give?
No begging
I mean, If they removed the case
im asking
Want to know how to get free knife
promo codes?
Step 1 Get a job
Step 2 work 9-5
Step 3 get your paycheck
Step 4 buy knife
So you want others to spend their hard own money to give you a knife
i mean sure why not
Bro I just got a knife
Clearly you don't want a knife that bad
You have default knife
yap
That mean something is in your hand
but its geting old
buy one give one to me free
Nah invest in fable cases
that is smart idea
why compitive is taking to long?
it do
Try France region
Is it in Russian
im in france now
i really dont know but i think its
So sad me no know Russian
same
ggs
Qual e mano vai ficar de morola aqui mesmo
ping sucks
Do they add the guns in fan art to game
that first 3 kills tho
ye
definitely highlight moment
still won tho
cuz me bad
ping makes little difference
frfr
ngl
Do they add the guns in fan art to game
i cannot kill in 200ping ngl
some of them
Damn they should add more because some are really good
lmao i have the same issue
lemme awm tdm
21/7 france
18/11 singapore
yah people are getting more creatively then the devlopers them self
ping makes a little difference
closer in better ping
When next bp coming
what will my score be with tablet
6th season?
yeah
nu?
ya
What that
what rank are u
gold 1

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