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sleep on the floor
bro think i'm a cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹
old man
i made this hypothesis with my fellow emoji facility members, but when you sleep in a certain way, that has to be the opposite position of how you stand up or sit during the day
Devs had to make an announcement right
bro, even cats sleep on beds
because you have to change posture
no its normal
When the update has came to android
heinz ketchup consist of mostly processed tomato
what does processed mean
this is why yo dad left u


Dang
28th of July, 2023
🦉
Idk what it has to do with Heinz ketchup and sleeping positions
you see, a loaf of bread cannot stand by its own so a thick fluid would help by having both of its corner stick to the ground
With a Glock beside u
Hm
a toaster was proven to have open electrical current, that's why it is not recommended to take a bath with it, due to the potential electircal hazard that can arise
I still don’t understand what it has to do with it

Cdfu
guys who wants to 1v1 dm me
I didn’t see that coming
i dont know about that, ken still not dropping
where did ken come from
I need the turn off Hit mark button though
Why
credit: emoji-o 4000
Its just, im craving to get the CS:GO vibe
Hm
Well there's no button to disable hit markers unfortunately
How abt hide the hud
Yeah..i hope they'll add it
That's just hiding the hud
Nvm
Yeaah that would work thoo
And its quite fun
But, its hard to remember where you put the setting button HAHAHHAHA
💀
I've been looking for it to turn it back to normal and it takes me 20 minutes to find

R u serius

One of my bones in my body hurts
Dim, im hungry rn yknow?
how you present yourself while you share that:

It hurts
🥣 
HAHAHA
Wsp
yo miguel
🍼

🐣🍽️
🐴
🥚
🐎
what is he doing
what he doing
idk
🙉
🦙
he reached his destination
he wil now acquire popcorn from podaksus
🍿🐴
What you talking about?
My back hurts 🕊️

nice pigs
nice juan gif
😨
nobody know...
??
Nothing I wrote wrong
I have a coolidea of a pattern based skin but idk how to aply it to any skin :/
Is it good for a lvl 26 player to hit gold 1 from placement matches
Yea
Who can help me ?
Who wants to see a cool vid if they havent prayed
Land of leadale W anime
I have a question to you all
I played competitive with my friends I didn't votkick,I didn't talk trash or curse I was playing properly but i got banned from competitive for 4 days and yet 4 days later i started playing again and played competitive with my friends did nothing and yet I was banned for another 4 days can someone pls tell me why
my man blud has a cold ?!?!
Promo codes ?
No no
Just that my spit went into the wrong pipe
Very real
real
can anyone tell me promo codes?
There's none.
nothing
But how do I fix it
wait for the ios update to come out
It can take hours, 1, 2, 3 or even 4 days.
Don't ask about them, they can ban you, I think they give them that through their social networks
Through Standoff 2 social networks?
I got banned for 4 days and I I didn't do anything why ?
yes
game discord?
In instagram right?
Game I joind competitive and got banned like instantly
I didn't votekick or curse in chat
Hey anyone want to check out my new YouTube trying to get subs
Yeah man teach me how to convince ax to give me the role
Oh i seen it
My channel
This game is badly done in everything, the only thing that people play it is because there is no better or similar game to csgo.
It happened to me twice first time was 4 days ago today I was unbanned than banned again for 4 more days

Be like "daddy old man can I have :insert role: you smexy gray cat" and he'll grant your wish
bad luck
Bad game
yep
treat me like white tees don't get me dirty
Idc
he's biased
És horrível
know him for a while and he'll give it to you
I've played this game for years and I only keep playing it because I don't have a pc anymore
Aza
So how much head do I need to give
none
What
you just get to know him
Yes
Hope you get one soon cs2 is just around the corner
Be fren
be here normally
We like fren
and get to be his friend
He is my fren
eventually he'll give you the role
Hel alive
Ok nevermind this is too much effort i think I will go take a shower instead
👋
it really isn't
just be friendly to him
or even crack some jokes to him
(it's faster that way)
I recommend you do not put money into the game and troll
Ok tell a joke good idea
Lol
1 day later i am perma banned from so2 official
LOL
I've been here for a long time
so I got some influence on them

If you ever need help with something
like a mute or something just @ me in the loaf server or dm me
I'll get things sorted
Bet I will traumatized him
🍞
Hi guys Im new
Thank you Zaza for tips on how to befriend people in have never done it before 🙏
You should post the loafing cat NOW
Sup new I'm Sofia

Hi
Please loaf cat
Ok I go take shower for real now I will be back later
😔
who plays a 1vs1 that is ios¿
That aint a cat 😩
Same thing
76356885
Wait
okey
bread
hello
Loaf

It doesnt work
Credit: Aza
Must be nice to have a 120fps ipad
?
(Fr)
My id is 140496454
Check out my id i typed it
.
22 fps one of the worst ipad, broken screen I mean I have the shoot buttons in the middle of the screen because the corners are broken
okey im go
Ok
Very hard to believe it
xd
yesn't
🗿
olha ai oh mano fogo
Android
That aint a region
U can only do on android
Android lmao

not all the gold that I have is given away or I won it in tournaments the gold that I put into this game unfortunately logged in to open boxes
How can i get into tournaments
Cuz i wanna get gold
Me and my homies play on the android region 😤🤙
U need about 3k hours
What t1 means
On so2
tier 1
Get into the European community and when they make one get involved and if you win you get gold
like very gud player
Bdia
Boa noite
XDDD
yes
Fds
no mames otro español?
What does XXD MEAN
:u
i played cyberstar and pro league in 2018 /19
Português
🤡
Well
hola
oh god not this again
Well times change now the bad guys are the ones who play the European tournaments
XD nah
hahaha
What
xdd
what happened XD im not in the scene since 2021
Avoid talking other langauges in this chat since this is the English chat, and you will be banned for this.
Sou de Portugal
😭 no plz!
Please
create chat for portugal
English
!!!!! what will my life be without this server!!! 😄😆🤨😩😩
There's already a portegues chat here
when will standoff be updated on ios?
No
if you just go to id:customize
Portugal 🇧🇷
XD
I played on behalf of my country SPAIN all my team except 2 people all the others never played professionally nor did they have experience in tournaments, and they were gold with that team I reached the semifinals
Brazil 🇵🇹
XDDD
when will standoff be updated on ios?
which tourney u played
The one in which several countries like Spain face off against Turkey, etc.
@outer valleyI don't know the name of the tournament, but they were countries against other countries, all from Europe and some from outside
ye i already know XD
u played it in 2020+?
I'm still freaking out, I played with a 60-year-old man married with children and I reached the semifinals with pure gold@outer valley

LMFAO
when will standoff be updated on ios?
someday at dawn you will see the update from the horizon
when i quit it was already dying
xd
Who wanna see a cool video
Thx bro
Anyone?
nah i dont play srsly anymore
Yo
I was going to tell you to get into Burst8
F
Rank?
i play on pc cuz my ipad died even if i wanted i cant play like 3y ago XD
Anyone?.
nothing happens play on pc, now in the competitive it doesn't matter if you are a pc scamer or a hacker only if they like you you can play
Where i can report something guys?
What's the report and careful pinging devs.
Somebody write in standoff2 that my account is going ban with name AXLEBOLT
I think is scam
Stakes need to be higher
It's a scam and no Axlebolt employee would even DM a player, block them and ignore them.
can someone watch a video who hasent prayed
U can see in screenshot
lmfao
??
i got banned on pro league cuz i wanted to play with stretch resolution XD and now they allow to play with pc and sh1t 
It's a scam
just block them and ignore it
yep
I wanna report these guys to never someone fall in this trap
There's already loads of these you know that.
idk how people keep believing in this type of scam XD
the times change
Even if you report this

there's still going to be more
the only solution for now its to block them and ignore it
The best of all is that there are tops from Europe that use chits
:u
Im going to buy butterfly legancy but i need and 300golds sadly
haha on pc u can believe 93% sure they use
I am considered by the one who has the top in Spain I am supposed to be the top 1 in Spain but the one who has the top wants to make friends with the others and puts me in top 2 and puts top 1 to a person who no longer plays for trying to play him, and on top of that he puts me in top 2 and he says to me by DM sorry for doing it and then he puts 2 pc players in the top and to top it all off from the top 4 none have ever played professionally and they are gold
:))
174573948
lmfao
Já foi um embalado
You're lucky, unfortunately I don't have money for a pc good enough to play csgo, so I have to stay here waiting and watching how the s h i t of this game grows
Damn

that was personal
csgo is kinda the same with alot of cheat3rs

but I don't know why my dream is to be a professional csgo player and make a living from it. I know it sounds silly but I love that game like you can't imagine
i dont love it anymore
XD
It is a childhood dream that I plan to fulfill whatever it costs me
Im gonna show you a pic in dm
I play standoff 2 due to my despair of not being able to play csgo and I have inadvertently become in very good clans from playing and playing and playing so much I became very good and only because I was exhausted in standoff due to the impotence of not being able to start a career in csgo once and for all, I hate being poor
same
This is something more personal but I don't care because even with all this I will fulfill my dream
ye ik i was like that too
And why did you stop chasing that dream?
Where is the iOS update? 😭😭
Maybe today
@rich crow Do u have it out for me
what is the update anyway
must be a market update
idk what these people yappin about
fair enough
why is no one talking alot in the chat
nothing interesting to talk about
Ios people didn't get the last update in which they fixed the black walls and grass glitch
They are 1 version behind
Not getting matches
Can't teamup with friends
alr that makes sense
but yeah it takes apple like 2-3 days sometimes to register updates
Yup
Where can I recommend ideas for stand-off 2
Guys
Don’t you think there should be a trading system
To trade skins
its gonna break the economy but ok
Also so that I can finally transfer my weapons from my old account to new one
How
Wdym
My friend lost points for winning allies
I just made a video about it as well to show proof

why nobody playgrenade battle
@iron ivy what was the round wins between your friends team and their enemy?
Trading system with a fee
@maiden flame I made a video it shows the screenshots bro
@iron ivy i cant find it can you see their score from ur screenshots?
The two screenshots in the vid
@iron ivy if ur friend won but just by 1-3 more round wins then its because their enemies have less rank
No i mean the enemies have less while the game was going
It depends on 1. Amount of players that participated in the team, 2. The overall rank of ur opponents and 3. Round wins
can any admin help me for a sec
im having a several bug
i speak English and Portuguese
it will be quick i think
uploaded a picture of the bug in #📸│photos , if anyone can help me please reach me out
Yo why tf when gun shot sound happens a big white square appears instead of the arrows
Is anyone else having this bug
Ur spinning whole day
Idk tbh, i don't have this problem
Because we don't have recent update yey
I have the bug also
No I have the update
The galaxy bundle
Is out
its fixed in the latest update
Is ios update out?
cant u just check appstore instead of asking it here
im android
just asking cause i know the ios fellas didn't get it
y do u care then lol let them suffer
it’s not out
did an iphone killed your family
ah what a bummer
idrc, it’ll be out by this time tomorrow most likely
nah i just dont like people who stick to apple no matter wt
Why switch if u dont have to
is there a known bug with ios
people stay on apple devices because they have data on their devices, and they’ve grown accustomed to one certain brand. Your argument is basically
“yo this dude only buys samsung devices because he simply likes samsung devices?? booooooooooo.”
space vision collection is out on market
pogger
apple users gotta stop complaining apps take long to update on their end to andriod
actually dum as hel
@sick cave are you real

How did i won 8-4 against cheaters bruh
fake
Im joking
come screenshot
?
bro cheated and still lost
fr 💀
at that point destroy your phone

there was a time were cheater just killing me in spawn now i just roasted them
L new cheaters
I need 7 more games for comp but it takes too long
damn they were both cheating and still lost
never saw that in more thn 1000h of play
Silver1
ok nice
Want to play?
What’s ur id
188547597
dead
lmoa
Bruh
I didn’t know update 24.3 is on
3 or 4 idk too many updates
But apparently I don’t have the new on yet
Ya
Oi?
what
Do you know if it’s out on iOS?
tell me a code
yes not released yet
:
wrong chat
chuoi thua 10 ah ma cang the ong
the ong
Русские

yep
usaully takes 1 week
but because of the bug for rust and sandstone
im guessing they're delaying it
or the Verification Process is still not done from Apple's side
is sandstone bugged? i just played like 4 matches on it and didn't notice anything
:))
some people are having the black hole thing
can anyone translate what this dude is saying
sounds like a skill issue tbh
i don’t speak Vietnamese whatever he’s speaking
he's just cursing in Vietnamese
@void bronze translate fabber
yes
xopow
he's just saying that Axlebolt sucks and that they don't want to update the game
probably
I think the first part was right
Bruh
bro can't wait 1 week
Oh
Good Morning!
and the verify time is long af
real
i'm 900xp away from the cold-blooded awp
1 vs 1?
arhjhjjhhhjjjj
he said axlebot suck because
if i get lucky, yeah

if not, 2
damn
3, even
well they can't even control that process
Apple does
1 vs 1?
1 vs 1?
1 vs 1?
you mean
i am rich (trust)
zaza
1 vs 1?
ja

danke 🚬
Why all r here noobs
🚬 mhhhhfffffff
Noobs
@paper tangle this girl is noob
fresh zaza
good zaza
goodest
cool
@winged fox how many hours do you have
@sand flame first u come and fight with me
on so2
if I was playing the game the g22 would've just ended your career
if I was on my prime
@latent sparrow u guys only talking not playing
because the game is boring
!!!!
hi fading
fells like
WHAT
nah fading is with the rrrrrrrr
gyroscope did nothing
yeah i got confused
moment
i had like 4 hours of sleep
rrrrrrr

relatable
it helps some people
to be able to drive a car on so2
lmfao
and still have skill issues
1133029431678603406
just making some chinese guy screen shaking like crazy
this is why we get android phones
realest
realer
can’t even play a defuse match
skill issue
nice bug
bug issue
🐛

Wow nice cow
wth is the white stripe keep popping on the screen
we have a thing called internet
we have a thing called internet
Bro can u just tell me
there’s currently no working codes
Ohhhhhhh
Okie
it’s not on there
simply too real
fr
going to school for probably no reason
gonna pass this goofy ahh Scholarship form even tho they said it's closed but the deadline is till 1st of aug
love walking 15min the sun for probably a wasted effort
realest
Who wants to play comp im silver 1
I'd like to
What server you use?
Id?
Japan
Oh.
I.. I can't, you know what? I've thinking about download a VPN for a long time..just let me download it and I'll tell you whenever im ready
Is there an easy way to find the best patterns on so2?
Japan server
Wdym by patterns ?
Just change ur server on so2
I'll be lagging
How ab homg kong?
Its 299ms in there
Oh
Wait lemme check
Hey
🦤
I can play on HongKong server
I bought a Futon
On what website?
And its so uncomfortable
the futon website
Anyone on Singapore server?
Local japanese shop

Oh
My dog also pee on my bed
@granite prism what server u play on
So I took off
Id?
Me. But I can't play rn, can we play next time?
Wait
Basically my dog ruined my life and economy
Sure
I wanna play on HongkOng frst
Mr. Kian?
Yea
Mr. Kian on his way to work
I want a cat
kian gabriel on his way to put his name into a translator:
the average foreigner getting a Japanese Tattoo just for it to be translated as American Pig or Foreigner Pervert:
real asf man
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i could be gold 1
thought it was Silver 1
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that's it
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give me back my gold
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blocked.
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what have you been typing hel
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Oh my gawd
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anyone wants to play allies?
Ahhha
he cooked
Let Him Cook
Q: When will the update be out for iOS?
A: The update is determined by the App store moderators as they need to verify it before it's release.
Q: When will the items from the latest pass and/or event be out on the marketplace?
A: Soon enough, your patience is appreciated.
Q: I was banned with the Bancode 1002 or 1001, how do I remove it?
A: You can reach out to the team via the Helpdesk if you wish to attempt appealing. If you were proven to be innocent, the ban will removed. Else, It is a permanent ban.
- Preferably, and to make matters faster. Attach a screenshot of the bancode.
Q: We won but we still lost MMR. Why?
A: The algorithm functions with many factors in play. Such factors are not revealed to the public though. Keep in mind that playing in a disadvantage will no longer give you more MMR.
Q: Where is the Helpdesk?
A: https://help.axlebolt.com/en
- Only one ticket can be open at a time.
They will, whether they like it or not.
Anyone want to play competitively?
are you gonna hit them with a spiked baseball bat?
No. I won't do anything.
4th question is obvi
Bcu of ranking systemb
Especially in elite or ranger champion rank
Why theres silver in elite lobby?
The fourth one
I don like but that’s okay
real
Players chaining MMRs to queue with lower ranks.
I'll update it soon enough.
Its rlly hard to find match with elite rank
Elite rank issue
Making new acc with 6hours have knife...
Enemy team bugging or dodging
😭😭
Well I'm pretty sure at this point in time the developers are very aware of such exploit and something may be done about it in the near future.
do not read subahibi
Pls don’t report abt that
The rankin systems pretty fine tho
👍
Likely.
im jus really dumb
Absolutely
Do anyone know when ios get new update?
i thing

why do people add "60 fps" or "120 fps" at the end of their names

it doesn't even look good
120 kinda looks good
but 60..
bro everyone is 60 fps
Pinned messages.
oh god no
real
loll
Ty
See nightly. Not that hard.
no way he knows what a pinned message is

whats like the average age of standoff fans lmao
you aren't online when im online 
@paper tangle wasted time
Hel
Teens ig
on what
12-18
going to school for scholarships
...
Lower than you could imagine.
actual children
threads for example, they released android and ios at the same time how they can and we can't? like do they wait for apple's verification before releasing on android
they haven't announced sh that they stopp accepting them 3months ago
what a moment
Are u one of ‘em
in the major finals i saw 8 years olds flex their inventory lol
Btw
Ios new uptade? 0.23.3?
they advertised it still open
rip parents credit card
moms credit card moment
till the 1st week of August
they have knives and gloves lol
but nooooo
I wouldn't be surprised if they bypassed the iOS verification entirely since it's all (threads) by zuck.
damn
that’s crasy
they advertised it for a month
i love hypocrisy
jajaj
while still school was still on going
Hi
zuckerburg
lol
My bday’s yesterday
not cool
No one cares I assume
we have adren
we can bypass too


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