💬│english-chat

[gray ferry]

Ye come dms i will translate u

This guy is swearing at all of us in another language

[stable dew]

dm sent

[gray ferry]

Its not just me

[proper gyro]

he wants my tigers for his necromancers

hel naw

my tiger worth alot more than his necromancers

[gray ferry]

Ok enough lol

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken 977940809863299162 this is real

[gray ferry]

He said something that i cannot repeat

[paper tangle]

I already know

That's why I got his discord ID

[gray ferry]

How ☠️ google translate?

[paper tangle]

A translator yeah

1 blocked message

[gray ferry]

Lol

[paper tangle]

i forgot why he's blocked

but if he's blocked then he irratated me

[gray ferry]

Thats right

[paper tangle]

so ig ill keep him blocked

[gray ferry]

He said something to all of us

Im also blocking him now

[paper tangle]

well he's banned

@silk kraken thanks man

[gray ferry]

I'm glad i deleted my messages

[paper tangle]

its fine

I do the reports

[gray ferry]

Almost got banned too

[paper tangle]

I only report people who started it

so you're fine

[gray ferry]

Nice

[iron ivy]

Any golds or silvers down to go comp rn

[paper tangle]

I forgot how many people that I reported

people hate me for doing this but I simply don't care

[gray ferry]

Maybe like

69

[paper tangle]

nah

like way more

[gray ferry]

oh

[paper tangle]

I've been doing this for a while

[proper gyro]

definitely got like 30people banned

[paper tangle]

a long while

[paper tangle]

moment

[steady monolith]

[vale sparrow]

hmm

i go troll in defuse

[dusky gyro]

is update came to ios?

[iron ivy]

Bruh got 30 ppl banned

[rich crow]

Do yall Got a knife

[iron ivy]

Ooff

[paper tangle]

Either today or tomorrow

[south hound]

When will update for ios is gonna come

Bro this is wrong

[paper tangle]

It's either today or tomorrow

[steady monolith]

Android better

I know my goat

[paper tangle]

the Apple Verification process takes a while

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[desert barn]

promo code?

[vale sparrow]

YE

[primal rain]

it really takes too much this time

[steady monolith]

Fr

[paper tangle]

apple issue

[steady monolith]

#🛟│faq look there u will find what u need

[proper gyro]

chin acne be acting up

[vale sparrow]

who wanna troll in defuse

?

with me

[brittle knoll]

Bruuuu

[vale sparrow]

no ios needed

[proper gyro]

chin more like jaw line pimples

[vale sparrow]

:p

[brittle knoll]

I wanna accept but my phone bad

[vale sparrow]

F

delta

wanna troll

[brittle knoll]

And setting up emulator takes too long

[steady monolith]

My pronouns best

[proper gyro]

no me sleep

just finished uploading

[vale sparrow]

ah

kk ill watch ur vid

[paper tangle]

have good night

[vale sparrow]

have a good night ye

[brittle knoll]

Yeee good night

[proper gyro]

oyasumi

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[primal rain]

maaan

Dim

maaaan

[brittle knoll]

This made me imagine popodak backflip into bed

[primal rain]

[brittle knoll]

Then freeze frame gif

Made using two emojis for more space

[brittle knoll]

Gum

[primal rain]

you

[brittle knoll]

Nice cheese man

[primal rain]

nice phone man

nice iBro max

[brittle knoll]

Thank

[rich crow]

🧀

[brittle knoll]

Gum

[primal rain]

maaaan

Dim

maaaan

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

Credit?

[rich crow]

when can i sell battle pass items

[brittle knoll]

Credit: Aza

Maaan

(credit: aza)

[rich crow]

Crédit: Azathoth

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

Nice full naming

[hidden wolf]

What skins should i invest in with 3k gold rn

[spare panther]

Guys

[primal rain]

he did it wrong

[spare panther]

Heyy

[rich crow]

it's complicated to get the new version for ios waiting for 3 days now, 10 minutes to find a game while android play normal

[brittle knoll]

It was very out of the ordinary

My reaction:

[spare panther]

I have a question

[brittle knoll]

How much for selling

@spare panther

[spare panther]

Does this game has esports scenes?

[spare panther]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

What

What yes

[paper tangle]

only RU and EU

[brittle knoll]

I wanted to buy the question

[hidden wolf]

@paper tangle what skins should i invest in? With 3k

Sry for the ping

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔 🐔

[spare panther]

This happens when you have excess money

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[spare panther]

I just want friends to play with

This game

[willow wolf]

Why can’t I update to 0.24.3?

[paper tangle]

Because apple sucks

[willow wolf]

apple sucks man

[hidden wolf]

Azat help

[desert barn]

promo code?

[willow wolf]

Is there a way to play with android at all now?

[hidden wolf]

[lyric pelican]

What is your ID

[paper tangle]

No promocodes

[paper tangle]

Don't know

[hidden wolf]

U were the one who told me to buy gold instead of bundle and invest

[paper tangle]

Yeah cuz its a waste of gold

and not worth at all

[hidden wolf]

Then what do i invest in

[winged fox]

1 vs 1?

Anyone?

[paper tangle]

old skins

[main saffron]

Helo

[paper tangle]

they somehow always bump up in price when a new BP ends

[main saffron]

Old skins? Golds?

[spare panther]

Forbidden_Sage

[proper gyro]

that's your username @spare panther

id is the numbers

[spare panther]

Oh

See

[proper gyro]

unique number strings

[spare panther]

ID 173614493

Here

[proper gyro]

[brittle knoll]

Real sleep

[supple blade]

Anyone playing?

[brittle knoll]

Sjdhsnfjjdjsj

[primal rain]

nice poop

[primal rain]

nice dhjwjsnwkdkeke

[brittle knoll]

Shfhjsjjd

[winged fox]

1 vs 1

1. Vs 1?

[woven tulip]

ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ivory ice]

Is bp temporarily gone rn? Is there coming a new one?

[paper tangle]

BP ended

[ivory ice]

Ok

[paper tangle]

The new one will come in October

[ivory ice]

Ah ok

[bleak olive]

Promociones??

Promocodes??

[lyric pelican]

No promocodes

😦

[zenith valve]

New Bp when???

[rich crow]

@zenith valve

[zenith valve]

Ohh thx

[rich crow]

Np

[verbal imp]

My life be like

[hidden urchin]

How to not Skill Issue?

[nimble flame]

staff?

[hidden urchin]

There are staffs in the game?

[vale sparrow]

@polar dagger you remember joining me and my friend in a custom game right?

[primal rain]

fell in luv

[polar dagger]

Si

[vale sparrow]

Look in so2 screenshots

[polar dagger]

Okie

They were mostly messing around

Atleast when I logged in

[vale sparrow]

Kinda

[vale sparrow]

True

[nimble flame]

staff on?

[vale sparrow]

God

[polar dagger]

Guaranteed went up over than time

That*

[tulip lintel]

the original gold skull? or the new cheap one

[polar dagger]

The grafitis are like 30 gold

Pretty sure they're already off sale I could be wrong

[tulip lintel]

graffitis like the least valuable items

[polar dagger]

He said graff

[polar dagger]

They can still make like 200-300 gold for that

[vestal sun]

Салем

[polar dagger]

More actually my math off

[fallen lantern]

is it possible to trade skins ? because i found my old acc with an ak carbon and many moore skins and i just want them in my main one

[polar dagger]

Highest bid on marketplace then sell it for cheap

Risk cause you still sell it to a completely random person

There is no trading feature on the game

[fallen lantern]

that sucks

[fickle acorn]

Day 100 of asking for ios update

[polar dagger]

You got enough gold to start with?

[gleaming jasper]

True

[polar dagger]

Lost a m4 with a 2019 hallo sticker rip

[last dagger]

Who play compe ?

[fallen lantern]

anyone wanna 1v1 for fun ?

[polar dagger]

I do a little bit of trolling I n comp

In*

[last dagger]

I play for rank up

[polar dagger]

Ios or android

[last dagger]

Android

[polar dagger]

I'll play with my friends for a few then I'll see if you'll still available

[fallen lantern]

????

[polar dagger]

Can't rn playing with a homie

[fallen lantern]

oh ok

[rich crow]

When to update ios

[outer valley]

soon

[lyric pelican]

Does anyone want to play comp rn I am bronze 4

168739863

My ID

[dry raptor]

[latent sparrow]

yeah

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken now this is real

[sleek orbit]

Ho know wen i can sell my pass skins?

[paper tangle]

In the next update

that comes out

you'll be able to sell your skins

from the BP

[paper tangle]

Either Today or Tomorrow

[covert wraith]

I unblocked my mom from whatsapp and now she cant stop sending memes

[teal dome]

2-7 days, after android

[paper tangle]

memems

[sleek orbit]

🤩🤩🤩🤩

[teal dome]

XDDD

[dry raptor]

[iron ivy]

Who's down for comp I'm silver 2 almost silver 3 rn

[surreal osprey]

Bro I got permanently banned for no reason

@grave aurora

Can you somehow unban me?

[iron ivy]

@covert wraith lol

[paper tangle]

Ban code?

Also don't ping devs for a chance for a mute or ban in this server

[surreal osprey]

Didn't know that ty tho

[paper tangle]

If you can explain your situation regarding your ban please tell me

[surreal osprey]

Idk

[paper tangle]

Is it a Comp ban or it's a ban code?

[outer valley]

XD

[outer valley]

"perma ban"

90% sure its in game

just open the game and tell us the bancode

[paper tangle]

Sometimes people mistake with both bans

so you can't rush the answer

You have to understand the problem and then give them the solution

[surreal osprey]

It's an very old account, and I used to click alots of free golds youtube videos , and since 2020 or 2019 I cant get my acc back , maybe if I clicked on a hack app it would explain it self but I would never hack and + im curious howmany golds are in there

[outer valley]

yes but they need to know how to tell the problem too 🙂

[paper tangle]

That's why you don't rush them

And let them explain

[surreal osprey]

Like log in to the account?

[outer valley]

open the game and tell us the number in front of "bancode:"

[paper tangle]

If you can go into the same account

[outer valley]

uhum

[surreal osprey]

Alr wait

[paper tangle]

it'll tell you a code

I'ma place my bet on

1002

or 1005

[outer valley]

well my og acc in banned too for no reason 😄

[surreal osprey]

1001 close ig

[paper tangle]

damn

[surreal osprey]

What does that mean

[paper tangle]

Banned by a dev

[surreal osprey]

Is it bad?

[outer valley]

someone rec u cheating

XD

[paper tangle]

Impossible to get it back

[surreal osprey]

Dev?

[paper tangle]

A developer banned you

[surreal osprey]

Frick mann 😔

[outer valley]

u think u can get it back XD

1002 is possible to get back?

[torpid vault]

yea

[paper tangle]

Yes it's possible

for 1002 its possible

[outer valley]

then why i cant get unbanned?

[torpid vault]

I got unbanned after nearly 2 years

[paper tangle]

you just need a lot of evidence that you weren't hacking

[outer valley]

XD

[paper tangle]

with 1001 its impossible

[surreal osprey]

How can I get 1001 possible to get back

[outer valley]

i had my yt channel. i sent my yt channel to them and they wont unban me

[surreal osprey]

I mean I'm sure they won't reject a button and 5cents

[outer valley]

i also played t1 player tourneys

cyberstar, pro league

in 2018/2019

[paper tangle]

With Ban code 1001, the devs considered that account was cheating, so one of the Developers was reviewing the account and banned it.

[outer valley]

[surreal osprey]

But I never Chested man 😔

[outer valley]

so can u help me XD cuz my main acc have bancode 1002 :v

[surreal osprey]

Can I get an autograph?

[paper tangle]

YT channel right?

[outer valley]

u used clumsy?

[outer valley]

can i send it to u?

[paper tangle]

Nah its fine

[hollow cypress]

one for play 2v2 IOS

[surreal osprey]

?

[paper tangle]

Just explain the situation with the ban code and use one of your videos as leverage

and show them proof that you never used cheats

real T1 players can explain the situation

[outer valley]

already did that, seems like its a bot talking to me on website

lol

[paper tangle]

must've been the bot then

not the actual helpers

[sonic bronze]

e

[paper tangle]

There are staff members on the website

[woven tulip]

🦡

this me

[outer valley]

but i select the "talk to real person" or smth like that

[woven tulip]

^^^^^^^^

[outer valley]

XD

[paper tangle]

that would help you on the Helpdesk site

[woven tulip]

nice pig’ng

[paper tangle]

they must've been on break or something

Remember on what I said about pinging devs

[surreal osprey]

Ban?

[sonic bronze]

Dont ping devs

[surreal osprey]

Owh

Yh nvm

[paper tangle]

Ban or mute

[outer valley]

yes but they always said " its impossible to remove my ban"

[paper tangle]

make sure to delete the message

[outer valley]

they didnt even check my yt

-.-

[surreal osprey]

Alr

[sonic bronze]

Ban with ip and hwid

[woven tulip]

wouldn’t that just be a ghost ping

[paper tangle]

no it's possible

I've seen people with 1002 getting their ban removed

[outer valley]

me2

but idk why they wont remove :v

[paper tangle]

Lazy or something

[outer valley]

i have more than 200 vids

[surreal osprey]

But like it's not possible to unban 1001???!?!?!?

[outer valley]

playing tourneys and 50k views

[surreal osprey]

Man frick all this bull crap 😤

[outer valley]

-.-

[paper tangle]

It's not possible

[outer valley]

no cuz someone rec u cheating

and sent to dev

[surreal osprey]

Record me cheating?

What

[outer valley]

or abusing lag

[surreal osprey]

But I never did even cheat

[outer valley]

aka klam

[surreal osprey]

Man this is racism

[outer valley]

.

[surreal osprey]

Or they reported me

For being too good

[outer valley]

someone rec a vid OF U CHEATING and sent to devs

nah they only ban with good evidences

[surreal osprey]

BUT I NEVER CHEATED Dawg #freemymanMiki

[paper tangle]

careful

[tulip lintel]

do u use bluestacks?

[woven tulip]

i have a deep hatred for PC players

[outer valley]

i hate ipad players

[tulip lintel]

ahhhh

[outer valley]

ipad>pc

[tulip lintel]

that migth've been it then

[fathom forge]

@silk kraken Where can I report bugs or make suggestions?

[woven tulip]

i dislike ipad users too, but it’s better than a PC user

[tulip lintel]

Miki gone real quiet

did I hit the nail on the head?

[surreal osprey]

Man what u talking about

[fathom forge]

I agree

[tulip lintel]

did u get banned coz u use pc?

[surreal osprey]

What

No

[latent sparrow]

w

[outer valley]

nah

i play better on ipad

on pc u lose alot of movement

[outer valley]

nah

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[digital delta]

@mental imp I think the graffiti or the stickers will be the Best Buy

For whatever reason Best Buy is automatically capitalized lol

[chilly marlin]

bro where is the market ☠️

[unreal sluice]

It went on holiday to the Bahamas

[polar dagger]

Hello everyone

[surreal osprey]

Asalamu alaikum

[rich crow]

0.24.3 (F1)

[charred parcel]

mp7 is the best weapon in the game

pls leave it like thta

[torpid vault]

agreed

[dusk rain]

Hi

[rich crow]

it's not out for ios yet?

[ember hull]

cmon we want the new update in IOS

[rich crow]

Also

[mental imp]

Idk

[rugged trail]

Hi

[silk kraken]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
You can make suggestions by choosing the "Other" > "Give us feedback" route

[rugged trail]

Ax

[sage ibex]

Yeh💀

[vivid bloom]

ok

[sage ibex]

Who want compt

[rugged trail]

If I spend lots of $in game will the devs give something as AP gift or no (like promo)

[mental imp]

I'm saving the grafitti for sure

[rugged trail]

I'm nab

[mental imp]

Unfortunetly not

[sage ibex]

What ur rank

[rugged trail]

The almighty Gold

[rich crow]

@silk kraken there is a forecast for the new version to arrive in case 24.3, I wanted to play with my colleagues who play on another mobile platform

[mental imp]

I made a clan and 30 mins after i had 240 join requests 😅

[rich crow]

in the case for ios

[fathom forge]

Okay, thank you very much! ♥️

[worldly crystal]

Hi

[paper tangle]

It's either today or tomorrow

please wait since the Verification process takes a while

[digital delta]

I’m waiting to see exactly how many are listed within the first few days of the graffiti and sticker. If there’s less than 2k listings and under 100g I might stack 800 copies. I’m all in on the sticker if there’s less than 1k listings day one. Targeting 400-500g.

[mental imp]

Yeh

You mean the nebula sticker?

[verbal imp]

Yes.

[latent sparrow]

@silk kraken where can i find the founder of axlebolt

[raven forge]

Would anybody like to check out my new YouTube channel I made today

[radiant saffron]

Sure

What is it?

[raven forge]

My name

ItzJimmy

[vale sparrow]

why no jeff

[torpid vault]

[radiant saffron]

Theres a lot of Itzjimmy

[primal rain]

mae

hop on loaf

i will answer you

[radiant saffron]

Nvm found it

[polar remnant]

Yo whats the fastest way to get boxes

[outer valley]

playing

[polar remnant]

Damn

[rich crow]

[prime sluice]

hi

salam

أهلاً

Merheba

[runic silo]

hi guys

[rich crow]

Who wanna 1v1

[runic silo]

Spend money

[calm river]

Can’t wait to get the update on ios

Fr

Idk

48 hours maximum

[reef mist]

can someone real good with sniper teach me how to play it very gud ?

[rich crow]

Idk am android

Me

[calm river]

Get the sniper and shoot people

[runic silo]

using hack

[ashen loom]

Guys

[calm river]

?

What

[runic silo]

or playing in PC

[ashen loom]

What are your names on stand off

[calm river]

Spluxy

[runic silo]

or training.

[calm river]

Yeah

[calm river]

I mean no

[ashen loom]

Ok

[calm river]

I changed it

Is Yo Mama

Like fr

[ashen loom]

Bro

[runic silo]

i stopped playing this game

[calm river]

L

Skill issue

[runic silo]

a long time...

[ashen loom]

Why

[calm river]

Why are you here then

[runic silo]

my phone is bad now

[calm river]

Skill issue fr

[runic silo]

😥

[runic silo]

idk lol

meeting maybe

[calm river]

Ight

[spring mantle]

Yo when does ios get newest update

[calm river]

Idk

[outer valley]

never

[calm river]

Fr

[paper tangle]

Should be today or tomorrow

[calm river]

The app store takes to long to verify the version is safe

[calm river]

I hope so

[outer valley]

[spring mantle]

Fr I wanna play with my friend taking to long too drop new update

[calm river]

What rank are you on valorant

[calm river]

Same

[paper tangle]

currently bronze 3 but my peak was Silver 3

[calm river]

Bruh

Work harder

That ain’t good enough

[paper tangle]

im not really into comp

i just chill

[calm river]

Ight

Still

[runic silo]

[paper tangle]

idk man

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[paper tangle]

i really don't care

[calm river]

Do you play csgo

[outer valley]

xD

[ivory ice]

Btw i peak ascendant on 60hz 13 inch laptop with stuttering.

[runic silo]

i play fortnite

[calm river]

Good for you

[runic silo]

it's good

[ivory ice]

Fortnite ded

[calm river]

Bro i played 2 matches and left that game and never went back to it

Is not really for me tbh

[rare wigeon]

Hi

[runic silo]

250k players on everyday💀

[verbal imp]

Same tbh

[calm river]

I like yo pfp

[vale sparrow]

eww why u know that

[outer valley]

yikes

[calm river]

If you play a game why won’t you

[runic silo]

because i play

[vale sparrow]

bruh

[calm river]

That’s what i said

If you play a game is good to know how many players online

[verbal imp]

Ty

[calm river]

Fr

[calm river]

Have you seen the new episode jjk

[vale sparrow]

why u play a phone cs game then, just go build

[calm river]

Bro why you mad

[verbal imp]

Ep3?

[calm river]

Yeah

[vale sparrow]

not mad

high

[calm river]

Even i play both

Phone

And pc

[outer valley]

XD

[verbal imp]

I have

[vale sparrow]

ehh

play 1

[calm river]

Is good

[calm river]

Why

[runic silo]

i play on Playstation

[calm river]

Nice

[runic silo]

XD

[vale sparrow]

make sense

[runic silo]

play "no building" mode

it

[vale sparrow]

i need someone to rate my pfp ingame

[scenic glacier]

Try YouTube

[runic silo]

it's more easy

[calm river]

The game in general is not meant for me

Yk yk

[outer valley]

just play deathmatch 24/7 with awp only and u will be a king after some months

[calm river]

Fr ong

[calm river]

We do not care

[outer valley]

[vale sparrow]

Very mean

[runic silo]

aah

[calm river]

Bruh

[vale sparrow]

[calm river]

Ight

[vale sparrow]

Nah im kidding

[verbal imp]

Send

[vale sparrow]

In ss

[runic silo]

got it

[calm river]

I’m not gonna rate yo pfp but i’m gonna rate your inventory

[outer valley]

XD

[vale sparrow]

but its a cat high on zaza man @verbal imp

what is better

[vale sparrow]

blink

[paper tangle]

[silk kraken]

Me fr

[noble vapor]

When is a new season

[paper tangle]

next year

For the next BP this October

[noble vapor]

😐

[paper tangle]

I'm being serious

[noble vapor]

Ok

[ivory ice]

Just got a ump45 cerberus epic from fable

Sheesh

[calm river]

Nice

[brittle knoll]

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

[primal rain]

kokodak

bro stop

it's Haram⚠️

beer is Haram kokodak

[unreal sluice]

Mai San W

[primal rain]

frr

[unreal sluice]

Anime is W

Manga is W

That’s not allowed

[rich crow]

It is when no admin sees u

[outer valley]

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken is this true?

[outer valley]

XD

[rich crow]

:((

My message

[paper tangle]

@mint ridge is this true?

[unreal sluice]

Nightly summoning all the admins

[outer valley]

he said "real"

[primal rain]

noob

get bannen'd bozo

@mint ridge fr??

good night btw

[gaunt talon]

Gm

[latent sparrow]

me

what

said*

and i said i can, not that i was going to do it

!!!!

[outer valley]

XD

LMFAO

[paper tangle]

Good morning

Hope you have a good day

[paper tangle]

t moment

[latent sparrow]

hi zaza

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

bread

[latent sparrow]

yes danke

[gaunt talon]

Senkoloaf

[latent sparrow]

🚬 mfffffhh ahhhhhhjjj

[paper tangle]

[latent sparrow]

so good

[paper tangle]

senko best mom figure

[gaunt talon]

Fr

[paper tangle]

that anime makes me melt

[latent sparrow]

and how are you typing if you are melted!!!!

[paper tangle]

automatic keyboard

[paper tangle]

good anime

10/10

rewatching it

[gaunt talon]

Waiting for the second season

[regal steeple]

Toma toma?

[gaunt talon]

Tomato tomato?

[regal steeple]

Gulp gulp?

[paper tangle]

me want second season

[regal steeple]

Be the creator

[silk kraken]

🤨

[outer valley]

classroom of elite better 😄

[regal steeple]

Second clap clap

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

[silk kraken]

Isn't that a furry anime? 🤨

[paper tangle]

It's not

Beast Star is a furry anime

[outer valley]

its kitten anime

[gaunt talon]

I also see

I'm waiting for the next season too

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken the dude thought it was me who got ridden of his english chat role and forced him into the Romanian chat

so cool

[outer valley]

same but it only will be release in 2024 january

😭

[raven terrace]

guys who wants to 1v1 dm me

[gaunt talon]

Nah

[raven terrace]

nobody????

[rich crow]

Sall

[paper tangle]

nah

[outer valley]

go 1v1 in ranked

its good

[gaunt talon]

Damnnnn

[raven terrace]

wym

[gaunt talon]

No!

[outer valley]

u go competitive and go 1v1 with 5 enemys

[raven terrace]

private 1v1 -.-

[outer valley]

its the same

[raven terrace]

nah

[gaunt talon]

[fickle acorn]

Day 1000 of waiting for update

[outer valley]

[blissful mauve]

@gaunt talon Hello

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken

[silk kraken]

I know the answer

[paper tangle]

I think we all know the answer

[timid cloud]

Hello

[fickle coral]

Is the update for iPhone out yet?

[timid cloud]

Guys that joke was related with standoff

[timid cloud]

No

Idk

[paper tangle]

Either Today or Tomorrow

[paper tangle]

[calm river]

Ikr

[calm river]

Yeah

[calm river]

Tru

[rich crow]

⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️

⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️

[timid cloud]

The hell is that

[tropic fossil]

I agree

[timid cloud]

Is it something of poem

[tropic fossil]

Some magic spell

[timid cloud]

What if I read it

[tropic fossil]

Bro is casting spells

[timid cloud]

Will I become

🦸‍♂️

Or

Spidermam

[tropic fossil]

Spiderman

[ashen loom]

Hey everyone

[tropic fossil]

Henlo there

Waht

[ashen loom]

Do it please

[tropic fossil]

[ashen loom]

Please

[tropic fossil]

Hermano what u talking about

[tropic fossil]

Do I have to?

[brittle knoll]

August 12 2036 the heat death of the universe

[calm river]

Bro the guy in so2 screenshots has the name in one languege and the game in russian

[calm river]

Nice

[calm river]

Makes no sense

And I thought it was my inventory because is the things from the iphone

Yk yo

Yk

[brittle knoll]

[raven terrace]

guys who wants to 1v1 dm me

[brittle knoll]

[calm river]

Nah

[raven terrace]

why not im bored

[brittle knoll]

Hey nice pig

[calm river]

Where the pig at ?

[brittle knoll]

[tropic fossil]

That’s a turtle

[brittle knoll]

I think

[tropic fossil]

Yeah exactly

[brittle knoll]

[tropic fossil]

[brittle knoll]

[tropic fossil]

Waht

Bro removed his shell

[calm river]

Fr

[brittle knoll]

⏫

Level up

[tropic fossil]

I agree

[calm river]

Lol

[brittle knoll]

⏫

Jdusi cuueis

[raven terrace]

guys who wants to 1v1 dm me

[tropic fossil]

Beep bap

[brittle knoll]

Cjshhogo uquwfi

[tropic fossil]

Sudah kuduga beliau ini bukan beliau

[brittle knoll]

[tropic fossil]

terorist

[brittle knoll]

Prrrrt pffftt

[tropic fossil]

Sus turtle

[brittle knoll]

Credit: Emoji-O 4000

⏬ 🍤

[tropic fossil]

Koumter terorist

[brittle knoll]

[tropic fossil]

chin expanding noises

[brittle knoll]

[tropic fossil]

chin and beard expanding even more

[brittle knoll]

High fov ct3_bruh

[tropic fossil]

terorist drep

[brittle knoll]

Credit: gotti

[hexed igloo]

credit: aza

[brittle knoll]

Real?

[tropic fossil]

Zaza?

[brittle knoll]

Credit: Aza

[tropic fossil]

Bonsai tree

[brittle knoll]

Credit: idk

[tropic fossil]

[brittle knoll]

Credit also idk

[tropic fossil]

People who vape

[brittle knoll]

[tropic fossil]

[brittle knoll]

Credit: kaioprohawk

[tropic fossil]

Me and the boys

[raven terrace]

guys who wants to 1v1 dm me

[tropic fossil]

[brittle knoll]

credit: 1st gotti, 2nd 3rd 4th kaioprohawk

[odd rapids]

Dim

Wanna see a cool video

[raven terrace]

i just want someone to 1v1 -

[brittle knoll]

[raven terrace]

-.-

[odd rapids]

R u on iphone

[brittle knoll]

send in dm

[raven terrace]

nope

im newest version

unlike ios

[tropic fossil]

Yeah ios is slow

[odd rapids]

yea ‘unlike ios’ im ios

[brittle knoll]

credit: spedak

[raven terrace]

oh

sorry

[odd rapids]

Bullsh for us

[tropic fossil]

[rich crow]

why is the new version not here on ios yet?

[raven terrace]

i have no idea

[hexed igloo]

cause android better

[rich crow]

the latest version is 0.24.2 on ios

[odd rapids]

because its slow as sh for ios

[odd rapids]

😐

[rich crow]

lol yh stay on ur laggy android ma boi;)

[tropic fossil]

source: trust me bro

[odd rapids]

android 👍 iphone 👍

[rich crow]

istg

[brittle knoll]

🦎🦕

[tropic fossil]

Agreed

[odd rapids]

Fr

[raven terrace]

i play max settings 60 fps 👍

[hexed igloo]

appstore moderation is always slow on standoff 2 for some reason

[tropic fossil]

[rich crow]

same

[brittle knoll]

what android users see

what ios users see:

[rich crow]

i use 4 finger to play what bout u?

[odd rapids]

Me too

[brittle knoll]

nightmare of every ios user

[tropic fossil]

I see no difference because I have terrible eyesight

[odd rapids]

Im on ipad

[brittle knoll]

[rich crow]

damn

im on iphone 12

[tropic fossil]

Thank :3

[odd rapids]

Nicee

[brittle knoll]

[brittle knoll]

yo what the hell

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

@primal rain

[tropic fossil]

[primal rain]

[brittle knoll]

he's menacing

[odd rapids]

Who here supports LGBTQ

[rich crow]

who doesnt ✋

[odd rapids]

i dont.

[rich crow]

WWWWW

[primal rain]

@brittle knoll now check this

[odd rapids]

i am homophobic

[brittle knoll]

[primal rain]

[odd rapids]

Be my friend now y0w

[rich crow]

yk im not homophobic but i hate the fact that they want us to support em

[tropic fossil]

I don’t agree with everything they do or say but some members are friendly and chill

[odd rapids]

FR

[brittle knoll]

heavenly choir sound effect

[odd rapids]

Yes ur correct

[rich crow]

like tf bro live ur life and ill live mine

[odd rapids]

Fr

[odd rapids]

Add meee

[rich crow]

i added u

[hexed igloo]

does this affect poland economical state

[odd rapids]

Alrigjt

Alright*

[brittle knoll]

(credit: Aza)

[tropic fossil]

I think it’s ok for someone to be but not on extreme degenerative levels like spreading paparazzi and buffoonery everywhere

[hexed igloo]

credit: aza

[brittle knoll]

[drowsy cedar]

U aint homophobic . Cause homo aint ya phobia . That shi aint scaring us

[primal rain]

popodak by aza anime effects by kaffm

[brittle knoll]

popodak by aza anime effects by kaffn

[odd rapids]

oh sh ur right

[rich crow]

lol whats ur problem if hes homophobic does this do something on u? why u triggered

[brittle knoll]

gum

@primal rain

[rich crow]

lol

i hate standoff

[primal rain]

Dim

[rich crow]

why they added grenade battle

[hexed igloo]

random weekly gamemode

[tropic fossil]

Because grenade

[hexed igloo]

i like the one where we overthrow the finland government

[brittle knoll]

i am only mad that they never added knife only mode

[brittle knoll]

or more cows

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[tropic fossil]

London simulator is very fun gamemode

[verbal imp]

U can't get me

[hexed igloo]

nuh uh

[brittle knoll]

i like to slowly scroll down so that the floor looks like its staying in place but only the camera view is moving

[lethal wraith]

Can yall play with me

@me

[rich crow]

ur rank?

version

[lethal wraith]

0.24.2

[raven terrace]

guys who wants to 1v1 dm me

[rich crow]

yo btw does anyone want awm 1v1 version 0.24.2

[rich crow]

0.24.2?

[raven terrace]

nope

guys who wants to 1v1 dm me

[brittle knoll]

jjjj

[woven tulip]

my neck hurts terribly

[brittle knoll]

same

[sacred lichen]

Why so2 isnt finding comp matches

[brittle knoll]

me when my neck hurts

[woven tulip]

it's gotta be my sleeping positions

cause i sleep terribly

[brittle knoll]

try fetal position

but hasn't done much for me

[sacred lichen]

I ve been waiting for so long wtf is this

[wet nexus]

bro same wtf

[main saffron]

R u still in version 0.24.2 too? Same💀

If not idk

[brittle knoll]

my neck hurts

[woven tulip]

i'm the very opposite

[brittle knoll]

🦜

[woven tulip]

i like sleeping spread out

[wet nexus]

it hurts when you look left and right?

[sacred lichen]

Are there an update?

[main saffron]

Yea

[woven tulip]

i get very, very hot when sleeping

[brittle knoll]

if u sleep straight that's gonna give you some unstraight back pain

[woven tulip]

think i'll just start sleeping stomach up, with a straight neck position

[brittle knoll]

[sacred lichen]

But why we are still at 0.24.2?