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dude told me to kms cuz I didnt want to answer his goofy question in dm

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U are just rude
all i said was why does it concern me
Can’t even answer a question, that makes p8 mad
bro's just like 11 or sum
So disrespectful
u mean pedo
Ye
this the english i seen
nice pig
hey man maan thanks man that's very nice compliment i'm sure he's very appreciative
Why it takes longer than usual for bp
Nah bruh
That’s wild

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typical discord user if you ask me
i waited the 11gb update only to see it goes back to 0% after waking up

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Too real
skillset issues
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Uhh can I report some bugs
bruhnya
the fog is consuming rust
Thx
frog you



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bruh

Thought that was a tampon smoking for a sec there



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Promo code????
No promo code
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Damn
(The motherboard arrived today)
The PC is getting built
Big w


(Tomorrow though)
Closer to playing curelty squad
Thee ugliest game in the world
nice lobteer
Anyone have lecardas inventory ss?
a house
5

Tryinf to ask the question but idk how ro ask it
The storage isn’t that expensive
nor is most of the parts
Only the CPU and the GPU is gonna cost a lot
How many sticks can I stick into the stick slots
oh that’s like 230 USD
:clueless:
Amor brasileiro para jogar aliado comigo???
for 4, 2x32 RAM
Really?
Naw u playin
It isn’t that expensive for most of the parts
Typa sh i been on


Hmm

Real talk 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
You can check out my build
Link
bruh
rat behavior
what platform are you guys on
agc takin too long
I want a toyota
He wants Nisan
Lol
I could get a nissan
Nissan gtr
What if it wasn't what i want
Expensive
🤨
Yea I felt that
Simply too real
it has like a V6 on it
V6 behh
or V8 whatever my dad told me
Okayyy hold on
Out back steak house

I want mine to be qell done
(Normal seasoning is Salt, Fresh Black Pepper, and Garlic Powder)
Me no like bllodd
It’s better if it’s medium rare because you want it to have the steak juices inside
Guys
also better in a iron skillet or a grill to have a nice crust
I thought you would say it would make it spongy
Yeah no
u did the update ?
Better be optimistic

Nah
In rust map there is black things
Ima chill
They don’t show the sign ‘update’ also the latest ver is 0.24.2
That's after the update
So they weren't bullshiddin
rip IOS players
Basically
So why didn't they say anything
Yeayea
Yes
🙃😐
How abt play with ur phone
How about you start getting good with a phone and not rely upon on a Pc
I play with my phone aleardy
Nice
I play on 60 fps
Nice one
I was playing on pc
damn
My aim is better in pc
The black textures in rust, they said they are fixing it
hand coordination is better than thumbs and fingers
Is that the update?
everyons aim is better on pc cuz you using your whole arm lol
Man they forgot abt iOS
And Android
Yea some guy just said that
iOS takes time because of the Verification Process
12 hours ago
lowkey idc about the black textures
Oh
(Might’ve been me ngl)
it don’t bother me to the point i complain about it
wait what black textures? i never seen them when im on rust
I forgot
???
glitch
is it on specific spots?
At least we can play the game
Is it only rust?
U didn't play rust or what?
the gyroscope gotta be one of the best updates
rarely
Yes
@woven tulip
people ALWAYS choose sand stone
Hi
I only get matchmakings in sandstone so
like 80% of my game is on sandstone and ive played over 2k matches
Sand stone is the best map
no cap it is
hey
100% for me
Have u seen the last chapter?
nope
She wanted ro eat him
its small enough for frags and smoke line ups but big enough to move around in
I still think that sandstone is still awful even after years of playing the game
whaaat
Boi wat-
ngl i think i hate the new province
When I see the black textures I think my phone had bugged
eh
the new province is weird
anyways i’m getting off
Dam cya @woven tulip have a good one
The Old
old prov is better imo
Yes of course
You're incorrect
Idk the only maps I’ve played the most are Sakura and sandstone
well it is my opinion
In everyway
it doesnt matter if im correct or wrong lol
okay
YUH UH
Let me read demon slayer
have fun

crazy
nft dudes are more weirder
new update when
💀
I agree with it
tf
Nice
Finally I can quit my job and my dad can send me money again
Call center jobs sucks
Avoid it
Rich
For
Real
Indian scamming call centers are worse
No dude, Im broke
Oh
The paid is 400$,
I wanna job bro soon
Food and stuff
My dad saving more money
since when did entry level call centers was a decent job anyways
For a person who didnt finish the university its good
well in that case ig it's enough to meet basic needs
I almost have 21 years old and now i going to get into the university 😂
bro who cares
I spent my life on games
Isn't really important the age tbh but most of the ppl start it when they end the high school
old people still get education albeit masters or doctorate instead of bachelors
There is ppl which want to learn more
I'm on high school
just because it's more easier to go to college while high information is still fresh
Cant wait to see the hell in earth (university)
Indeed
imo i would like to take a gap year but i dont wanna keep teaching myself programming
Not like me who waste 2 years playing cod 😭
im only learning how to code cuz i like it abit and it's an okay enough degree
Also in those years I didn't knew what I want to be
Still not sure but I choose programing or sum like that
i just wanna stay at graphic design 
Im learning that by my own, that career is useless in this country, is more for freelancers
huh
Out of the topic, I going to sell my dog next week, I want an xbox and he deserve it
bad dog
trade it for gold
I still can cant believe that he destroy $100 worth of gaming stuff
Just the gaming stuff, why not the stove or oven 😭
or shoes
I be popping bottles
Sparkles and champagne 🍾
oh
is like 900-1200usd a good salary for a non remote job
In my country is a dream
Most of the jobs paid like 300-500$
What's your E.T.A
Can someone look in so2 screenshots and answer my question?
@frozen pier You cant craft battlepass skins and old skins collection (all of the same removed collection)
Like origin collection
How do I know that I can’t craft them without buying them?
Skins from battlepasses can't be crafted i think
you can craft all of the shop collections
but not the battlepass collections
and bundles too
I hate the games matchmaking, they give me deaf people 😭
And from skin packs like the Competitive collection
@proper gyro really?
Hey guys why the game lastest game version on android was 0.24.3 while iphone only was 0.24.2
I thought the old collection skins wont appear when you tried to craft them
That is normal
It was 4 years ago the same
It needs time to update

IOS goes through like a procedure idk what it's called
For the game to be updated
Moderation
Yes
Thx guys i was rlly confused lol
Norway
sweden
You can’t I tried crafting a necromancer from the rival collection and it didn’t work
I used 10 m4 Grand Prix
dumbahh that's because you only used rival
oh i dont know what will happen if i combine 10 RIVAL skins
"maybe i'll get a ORGIN skin using only RIVAL skins"
this is the most braindead thing ive saw all week
dam
we same 🤝
only dream to work outside my country
man
if only
just wait
it will come
I dream of being born in another country that is not Latam
very big brain
Is map bugs fixed?
New bp when?
Studying in a foreign uni is an easy way out. I'm gonna do it next year for my masters
I say easy but I'm gonna take a huge loan lol
haha you are from latam
ask apple
I want gf
Hello
yoooooooo
🧠
Tinder with money
real
what is that
💀
Indeed
of sum?
Unfortunately
so2 ofc
me too bro
aaa
dm?
i wont lol
cheese bro
infact no one has them
normal games?
tdm and topfrag
ohh i see
just get lucky
@rich crow

hm?

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how tf does ppl have above 3k coins bruhh
why
self control?
i mean 3k is still alot
Easy in a week
nah its not
Grind tdm and top frag
with bp its ez
wont give more then 20-30
grind
lemme calculaate
if i play 50 matches
that means 200 coins
woahhhh
that mean 1.4k in a week
what rank i will have if i get 5w/5l?
Silver/Gold
Also depends on kills and deaths
yes
Yo when will we be able to sell the SpaceVision stickers
In 2weeks
Another 2 weeks or when the pass ends
2 more weeks from now or 4 more days? percent is in 4 days 2 weeks from the end of SpaceVision
the pass ended on the 13th, now it's the 23rd, which makes 10 days, so 4 more days?
Can you help
probably
Helo
did you update the game to the latest version available?
I just downloaded it 2 hours ago
please report the issue here: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324118-there-s-something-wrong-with-my-game-can-you-help-me
@silk kraken do you know how matching works in allies?
Like which rank PPL we get
In 2 more weeks frm now!!!
It might come earlier too like before 2weeks
Hey pple 👋
What do you mean? After calibration?
Depends on ur gameplay broo
No like if you're in silver which rank PPL you will get
Coz why did I got gold 2 players when me and my teammate is silver 2 and 1?
And rarely bronze
im kinda stupid so its a problem
Yes
one of my only way is probably for them to hire me directly
NGL u don't need to be smart to get good grades. Just heard work. I'm pretty stupid myself but study most of the day and am top of my class
Heeeey
Update the game again
Update your game
They fixed it
yeah, I don't think that's called stupid
Grades =/= smartness
How do u crouch and shoot at the same time? 💀
By pressing both the buttons at the same time
Button placements?
I'll dm you
Alr
put crouch at left up corner
Shoot?
no crouch button
@split bluff Check dms
@rich crow he is banned
Hey guys any idea when will 24.3 for iOS update will come
Yeeeeee pls how
In iOS 24.2 is the last version
Yes
My friend are like “noob got only 24.2 we are way above you we get 24.3” it hurts
I want to play with my friend and it keep saying leader version is 24.3 and moha version is 24.2 I did go to App Store but there’s nothinggg
.
Yea all iOS got that problem
Game kinda bad because of control it's nothing changes
ok
💀
Ios user problem
Hi
Good thx , you?
Is 1.20 kda a decent kda?
It’s average
And what is 2.18 KDR?
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Comp
1.51 in common stats
Ehhh
Most are new or laggy russians
Huh laggy russians
300 ping
You can go to the security settings of your service account (Google, Facebook, Game Center, Apple ID or Huawei ID) outside of the game
Someone know how much time left until skins from Battle pass will be tradable?
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Flip knife
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Can you send me screen shot how those two look?
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Game don't load for me rn
same thing. Cant play with my bro..
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Its good
Flip knife?
Yess
Meh not fan of that knife

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Its best knife
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Fr
guys how do i get silver 3 without some clan beating me up at comp
purple kukri is sick though
press the two buttons at the same time?
Does anyone know what day the ios will update the game?!!
probably today
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why is standoff on iphone different from Android
like the version
on android its .3 on iphone its .2
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what time is it there in your country?!
he had taken
i took what
this thing about the version not arriving for ios is still complicated, I'm not able to play with my colleagues, and it's taking a long time to find a match in the game
so bro i'm here with my friend, 20 minutes to start
and still haven't found any matches
Apple takes longer to approve updates
Cheto
Complicated
I hope they don't take too long to approve, I can't take it anymore to find matches, and it still has the errors
I take mega bites outta the apple
😋
Can someone rate my skills
why did I get a 45hr comp ban for vote kicking too much ? I didnt even kick anyone
#customize
Thanks for help XD
good man 👍
How are you?
what clan name to choose?
Nocna furia pl ,Królewska furią pl , Polish empire
Łowcy pedofilii?
Who can help my to choose name to clan?
How to do that culd you text me in my personal message pls
I will also pay you 1 dollar paypal if it works

Can someone test my skillz
Who need tournament 5v5 dm me!
there is some error again and the lobby is not working?
gm
you don't like the game version?
Need space collection on the markeet 😮💨
I have a space collection and I can't play I'm on my phone
Button placements?
M
if you can't use ur fingers to press the 2 buttons then adjust them
pro tip

im bored


tutel
My neck hurts
go doctor
🐢
norrr
I will share

anyone know when ios can update?
iOS acoount .??
🌄
Apple user has problems
Ios can't update?
Hi guys
since I dont have google pay can someone tell me how much all 3 bundles cost ?
100$
You can buy just one of them
only one?
awp one looks sick
If you want to buy one you can buy one of you want to buy all 3 you can buy all 3

Awp and knife
yeah
The frame is not wow but is good
I just left
I mean ..Im not going to play

Why
Boring
Guys when iOS can get 24.3 version:/
Hi

dayum face reveal
Guys
I have a question
Why im on update 0.24.2 and not in 0.24.3
isn't he handsome
ios
I cant find matchmaking
probably
yus he is
U can only play eith people eho didnt update
ok thanks
are the servers down right now?
Scammerrrrr
what is he sayinggg
Hi. Some of you wants to play ?
Guys
Selling gold for cash
Why when I posted my knife someone said Im scammer or smth
.
he meant beware of scammers
Check out this fantastic diplodocus specimen

This is what vaping does
Quit while you're still a green diplodocus
sry i don't click random links

Add me too
Oh I’m sorry, come pv
DAMN
are the servers down right now?
Hi
Gum
nah
Does anyone know how promo codes work?
They dont
How does no one never leave from standoff2 games? or i've seen someone leaving only 2-3 times
I sent you a message
Me
English
Yes add me friend
who want to play allie? (min pho)
Want to play 5v5 casual while waiting ?
no sorry
Okay 🙂
hey
Make sure to update your game
Fr
he is sealed
india server down?
Who want to join in tournament write name clan and 5 I'd friend Tournament
Start 24.07.2023
Contact DM
Im trying to do a craft and it keeps saying crafting error crafting recipe not found. Can someone help?
what the hell he just say
he on minecraft
wdym recipe bro😭
Jesus?
Does anyone here play on pc?
I play on a tablet
I play.
Hi
Someone wants to play ?
Can i sell skins in this chat?
nope
ok
fome

Contact dm all

is a skin with an already placed shadow kitsune cost as much as the the sticker alone?
It's like u can splash mud to a stone wall, it's gonna look gross than if it's a wooden wall
Like more gross

i have the AWM boom skin with a Shadow Kitsune sticker and Bomb charm
The marketplace depends on the community not set standards, so it's not up to 1 person to say also
it fits i just wanna know what i would price it at
What was that
damn
looks smooth
What looks smooth
Yoo wsp
the emoji
maan
nice koko maaan
but dododak is better maaaan

Guys when can we sell space vision stuff
24.3 out for ios?
Noo 😭
I've been waiting since last night it's not coming
Why is it coming so late
ask apple
@proper gyro apple is bot
Hm
Yes, I'm using iOS too, I've been waiting since last night and it doesn't find competitive matches.
Yep bro i also have a scrim
We're like just in the middle
2 updated

And 8 haven't
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