💬│english-chat

[heavy crown]

Morocco girls like English speaking men tho

[normal sedge]

🤨

[paper tangle]

Not even ax

And he’s 20

[normal sedge]

Okay?

🤨

Who says that

[paper tangle]

[heavy crown]

So French failed

[covert wraith]

Hell naw 😭😭

[normal sedge]

How would you know

🤨

[paper tangle]

the old man

[heavy crown]

Because I talked to morrocan girls

[normal sedge]

Yeah nobody in morocco likes french

It is too hard

[covert wraith]

The reading is 5 pages and have 10 question

[hardy shard]

Can teach me on algebra how to solve I forgot how to solve

[covert wraith]

Too lazy

[normal sedge]

And useless now

[hardy shard]

Bro

[paper tangle]

[normal sedge]

English is just better

[heavy crown]

True

[paper tangle]

This is a algebra moment

[heavy crown]

English is the superior race

I mean language

[hardy shard]

Brooo I forgot to solve of it

[paper tangle]

[hardy shard]

My chinese are busy playing valorant

[heavy crown]

Algebra was invented by Muslims

[hardy shard]

Yes

[heavy crown]

English Muslims

[paper tangle]

Didn’t just come out last week

[hardy shard]

U right

[normal sedge]

You just gotta get the x on one side of the equation 🗿

[heavy crown]

Lol

[covert wraith]

[hardy shard]

Ty

[paper tangle]

segregation

[heavy crown]

Algebra is written in English

[hardy shard]

Wha

[heavy crown]

Math is English

[normal sedge]

🤨

[paper tangle]

Calculas

[hardy shard]

Yea

Math is english

I like geography

[paper tangle]

English is math

[heavy crown]

God speaks English I think

[normal sedge]

Bruh

[hardy shard]

Nah hebrew

[paper tangle]

Wasn’t it Hebrew

[hardy shard]

Arabic?

[heavy crown]

No Jews are devils

Huh?

[hardy shard]

Jesus not jew bro

[normal sedge]

Bro wtf are yall saying

[hardy shard]

I think he's muslim

[paper tangle]

I’m already lost

[hardy shard]

Some Muslim say

[normal sedge]

Who?

[heavy crown]

I believe Jesus existed

[hardy shard]

Yea

[normal sedge]

Killjoy

?

[hardy shard]

No

[heavy crown]

Was Jesus real?

[hardy shard]

Yea

[normal sedge]

Yes

[paper tangle]

They say they have his body

[hardy shard]

U see him?

[normal sedge]

Who then

[heavy crown]

Who denies Jesus is the anti Christ

[normal sedge]

Who

[heavy crown]

So who doesn’t believe Jesus is real

[paper tangle]

I think it was

[hardy shard]

Muslim say he's a prophet

[heavy crown]

Atheists, transgender, and Jews

[paper tangle]

Jerusalem

How to spell it again.

[heavy crown]

Christ means messiah aka anointed

[normal sedge]

Yeah im muslim btw 🤨

[heavy crown]

Muslims believe in Jesus

[hardy shard]

I can agree

[heavy crown]

My bad, prophet means anointed, messiah means savior

[normal sedge]

Ok man

Yall are confusing

[hardy shard]

Yea

Ur good in math

My math exam last month was hard

💀

[normal sedge]

Ok thanks man

[hexed igloo]

math is red

[hardy shard]

Hoshino pfp

☕️

[heavy crown]

Bruh *how are Jews atheist

[hardy shard]

From blue archive

[paper tangle]

Blue because it has no bones

[normal sedge]

Mfs who think math is red: 🤵

[hexed igloo]

nah nah nah

[hardy shard]

@hexed igloo u play blue archive?

[hexed igloo]

i dont think you get the perpendicular point

[hexed igloo]

used to

[hardy shard]

Oh

[paper tangle]

That ain’t a acute point

[hardy shard]

I see u like hoshino

💀

[hexed igloo]

last time i played just to get hoshino summer

and i dipped

[paper tangle]

He skedaddled

[hexed igloo]

if math is blue what is red

[heavy crown]

How can I bet on csgo in USA, as an illegal from columbia?

[paper tangle]

white because it has a boat

[hexed igloo]

unacceptable, boat is arguably best to be teal

[paper tangle]

unacceptable, the boat is arguably best to be black

[normal sedge]

You have to buy a lobster from the soviet army then play the drums at 5 oclock of august 12th 2036

August 12th 2036 the heat death of the universe

[hexed igloo]

name 5 shades of black (I don't know any)

[terse sequoia]

Goodnight

[paper tangle]

uhh

Black
Black
Black
Black
Midnight Black

There

[normal sedge]

Me when i see the fridge: BAHAHA

The cat: 🤠

[paper tangle]

My reaction

[hexed igloo]

factchecker would be really helpful rn

[paper tangle]

real

[terse sequoia]

Real

[covert wraith]

OMG

r/place is back!!!

[paper tangle]

moment

[covert wraith]

Lemme put my pixel

[paper tangle]

It’s gone

[normal sedge]

Me: hey gogle where teh uhhhh
The dog: 🚗

[hexed igloo]

everytime i see a video of biden saying that he likes to have his Quarter pounder to be exactly a quarter they just had to clarify that it is indeed not a fact

[paper tangle]

Me: where to find the dead boat in my backyard
The cat:

[hexed igloo]

does this hurt the car

[paper tangle]

It hurts the clouds

[hexed igloo]

do clouds drain itself or pissin

[paper tangle]

pissin

[normal sedge]

Can i have uhhh a uhh chocolate chip ice cream uhh

[hexed igloo]

ice cream sandwich

[normal sedge]

I'd like the uhhh cookie chocolate chip quarter pounder

Can i get the uhh

[hexed igloo]

2000 calories

[paper tangle]

water ice bamehich

[hexed igloo]

splendid

[paper tangle]

What a splendid meal

[rare wigeon]

Hello, someone invites me to their clan? I'm bronze but I play well (I think)

[normal sedge]

🗿

I dont think there is anyone here currently with a clan

But you can check #🛡│clans

[rare wigeon]

I already checked but no one wants to adopt me into their clan because I'm bronze :/

[normal sedge]

:/

Well

[high bobcat]

Damn

[normal sedge]

Gotta keep that grind

[rare wigeon]

Well

[proper gyro]

mfw money still on hold

[rare wigeon]

:/

[verbal imp]

Nnnn

[gleaming jasper]

Reach silver and they will take you

[covert wraith]

There is bots on r/place 😔

[rare wigeon]

Is it very difficult to reach silver or gold? :/

[gleaming jasper]

It's not difficult you just need good teammates

You can't top frag everytime

One day enemy guy did 45 kills and their team didn't do sh*t and he lost

[rare wigeon]

Wrong, I play Standoff 2 alone, I don't know anyone who plays it yet :/ I'll have to deal only with randoms, right?

[gleaming jasper]

I play with randoms too

Still I reach silver

[normal sedge]

There are fireworks being blown outside 🐡

[gleaming jasper]

Try to make a bond with your randoms

So they become your friends

[rare wigeon]

ok thanks a lot bro

[plucky meteor]

What's your rank bro?

[rare wigeon]

I will try to make friends

🤝🏼🤝🏼

[gleaming jasper]

He is at bronze

[plucky meteor]

Kk

[rich crow]

Who want to play

165744206

[gleaming jasper]

It's 6 in the morning

[rare wigeon]

But you can check how I play, on my Youtube channel, and give me a chance :/

Please

[rich crow]

So why are u up

[gleaming jasper]

Sure @rare wigeon

[gleaming jasper]

School

[plucky meteor]

For me it's 2:44 at night lol

[gleaming jasper]

My man get some sleep

[rich crow]

Bro

[rare wigeon]

Please

[rich crow]

School ?

[plucky meteor]

For me it's summer

Free

From school

[plucky meteor]

Am trying but I can't

[rare wigeon]

In my country it is 7:45 at night

[gleaming jasper]

@rare wigeon i can't watch the whole competitive gameplay but I watch some of the parts of it

I think you deserve silver acc to your gameplay

Coz you know what you are doing

All u need is good team

And ig you like to hold A side a lot huh?

[rare wigeon]

Yes, thank you very much bro :/ I try very hard

I will try to socialize to make a team and be able to rank up

[rare wigeon]

Haha 🤝🏼

[gleaming jasper]

Just make sure they don't swear lol

[gleaming jasper]

They are human too after all

[rare wigeon]

Sure Bro 🤝🏼 I'll make sure

[rare wigeon]

Yeah

Bro, thank you very much, the talk raised my spirits, I'm going to do some things, take care of yourself and have a great day @gleaming jasper

[rich crow]

Hi guys

I need to 2 good player for ranked with my 2 friend

Wanna play?

[gleaming jasper]

Damn have a great day you can also play with me if you want

[rich crow]

Ur id?

[gleaming jasper]

I suck

I get carried by randoms

[rich crow]

What is ur name

[gleaming jasper]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

U are bad?

[gleaming jasper]

Which rank ?

Competitive

[rich crow]

Yea

What is ur id?

[gleaming jasper]

Which rank you are un

I

[young dust]

Anyone wanna play Allie’s?

[rich crow]

Silver too but smurf

I Am master in my account

I have smurf

Silver

Come

[young dust]

Anyone?

[gleaming jasper]

So carry me and help me reach gold

Lol

All I can do is to cover you

[young dust]

Blastyy u tryna run

[gleaming jasper]

No I can't play even if i want

Atm

Just play tdm and get credits

Sometimes you get luck too

Doesn't matter if u lose

You get credits for your performance

[rich crow]

Wanna Come ranked?

[gleaming jasper]

Depends what you are crafting

If u crafting rare u get epic

Uncommon to rare

Alr

Sure

Show your whole inventory

[plucky meteor]

Is crafting really good?

[gleaming jasper]

For me no

[plucky meteor]

Ok

[dim bronze]

Crafting is a scam

[verbal imp]

Ong

[plucky meteor]

Dam

[dim bronze]

I haven't played this game in so long

I'm up at 4 am grinding valorant so I can get omen

[plucky meteor]

Me trying to hard to sleep but can't sleep

[dim bronze]

I was sleepy but after turning off the light I feel wide awake next to my screen

[plucky meteor]

My brother you should grind in real life also btw

[dim bronze]

I go to the gym and swim but they are closed

[plucky meteor]

That good

[dim bronze]

I don't sit and play valo all day lol

Even when I can't go I run on my treadmill

Last summer if you asked me to grind irl I'd laugh at you but I changed things around this summer

[plucky meteor]

when someone tell me that they are awake playing video games at night I feel like they have no life idk why

[plucky meteor]

W

[dim bronze]

Lol

[dim bronze]

Sometimes the late night grinding is jsut a necessary vibe

[plucky meteor]

Yh I understand you even tho I have never been grinding late night lol

[dim bronze]

It's boring alone but sometimes it's necessary

I need omen

[plucky meteor]

Is it a skin?

[dim bronze]

My friend isn't allowed to stay up

[dim bronze]

Agent in valo

[plucky meteor]

Ok

[plucky meteor]

Lol it's 3:28 and I am awake

[dim bronze]

You're one hour behind

[plucky meteor]

We're do you live btw?

Rn

[dim bronze]

Middle east

[plucky meteor]

Keeping the country name a secret I gotcha you 😉

[old pumice]

@grave aurora when battle pass item will be released on market?

[tulip hull]

Probably tomorrow or next week

[plucky meteor]

Is it not in like 2 3 days?

[tulip hull]

Idk hopefully

But it is either tomorrow or next week guaranteed

[plucky meteor]

Yh

[plucky meteor]

Btw do you know anything about gyro and is it really good?

[paper tangle]

What the blue doin

[dim bronze]

Suffering on valorant

[paper tangle]

Damn

What rank you got currently

[dim bronze]

Still haven't done placement

[paper tangle]

Moment

I’m currently B3

my peak S3

[dim bronze]

Sad

I'm waiting for my duo to get unbanned

But I might solo queue once I get omen

Which is in 2 more days

[paper tangle]

I solo que like yesterday or the day before

I barely won because of smurfs

those damn Plat 3 smurfs

[paper tangle]

Nice

[dim bronze]

go screenshots

[paper tangle]

Me with every character unlocked

[dim bronze]

i would relate if i had xbox gamepass

and it looks like you got nitro 😉

[paper tangle]

I don’t have it

Gave it away to someone

[dim bronze]

sad

[paper tangle]

Indeed

[dim bronze]

should i get omen or killjoy or kayo or breach

[paper tangle]

I mean

you’re close to getting omen

[rich crow]

Salut baieti

[paper tangle]

So why not omen

[dim bronze]

i'm close to getting any agent

[paper tangle]

English only here.

[dim bronze]

cuz kingdom credits

[rich crow]

Vinde cnv un cont de so2?

[paper tangle]

The kingdom credits suck

Fr

[dim bronze]

it made farming agents wayy easier for me

[paper tangle]

I wish it was exp

because that was more easier for me

well before

[dim bronze]

for me kingdom credits are easier

[paper tangle]

damn

[dim bronze]

so opinion?

[paper tangle]

Well everyone has their opinions

Breach is funny

Go get ‘em

make your enemies annoyed

[dim bronze]

everyone hates him and i feel like his kit isnt my playstyle

[verbal imp]

Bbvffffghy

[paper tangle]

stun

Flash

[dim bronze]

i dont think i wanna be constantly told to off myself

[paper tangle]

bigger stun

And wall Molly

[paper tangle]

Bruh

Understandable

[dim bronze]

my duo is encouraging me to get omen and he is also good for solo queue

[paper tangle]

(I still play him because it’s funny to annoy my opponents)

[paper tangle]

I only play omen if we don’t have smokes in play

cuz funny teleport

and blind

[dim bronze]

i think omen is ideal for me and my duo

[paper tangle]

I’m a Raze and Fade main

I don’t really play smokes

[dim bronze]

he claims he has better aim tho i steal his top frag most of the time after i bought a new aim trainer

[muted wyvern]

[paper tangle]

[dim bronze]

i'm probably gonna main neon and omen

[dim bronze]

people who say aim trainers dont work are dumb

[paper tangle]

I don’t even use them

[dim bronze]

i bought aimbeast and it is so good

[paper tangle]

and I do better than some plats and diamonds

[dim bronze]

i play 15 minutes every day and after a copule days i be clutching

[paper tangle]

Moment

My aim train

Is swift play

[dim bronze]

imma hop in bed rq brb

[paper tangle]

ight

[dim bronze]

Back

[paper tangle]

He back

Credit: Aza

[dim bronze]

Me stumbling into bed after being mentally on the verge of death after playing valorant

[paper tangle]

I play Val on a bad laptop

[dim bronze]

Oof

[paper tangle]

(I get 20-30 fps)

[dim bronze]

How do you play?

[paper tangle]

I just do

[dim bronze]

Gigachad

[paper tangle]

I’m getting a PC soon

Like really soon

Last part (motherboard) is coming to my friends house this Sunday and he’s gonna build it for me and send it to my house

[dim bronze]

Early congrats. I hope you enjoy it. Maybe we can duo depending on your server

I play Bahrain server

You have hen tie in your pfp and it's disgusting. Blocked

[paper tangle]

Texas server

[polar dagger]

Anyone wanna do some fuse?

[paper tangle]

Well have fun being kicked for a nsfw pfp

[pseudo gulch]

[paper tangle]

not Noah

[dim bronze]

Yea damn we can't play

[verbal imp]

Yeh

Eeyah

[paper tangle]

I’ma take pics and show the PC

Cuz I’ve been hyping it up

[verbal imp]

[pseudo gulch]

You can play on pc??

[paper tangle]

Emulators

[eager crescent]

What’s that lol

[paper tangle]

You get a emulator which allows you to play on whatever device you want

[dim bronze]

I only wanna try one to see if I can play 120fps mode

[paper tangle]

And it can even do one on your phone

[pseudo gulch]

Ok

[paper tangle]

like a Gameboy advanced Emulator

[verbal imp]

Ps2 emulator

[paper tangle]

moment

[verbal imp]

[paper tangle]

Honestly

Ima do a Gameboy one again

[eager crescent]

Got it

[paper tangle]

cuz why not

[eager crescent]

Finally another texas player though

[ancient lichen]

Hi guys

[paper tangle]

(I don’t play So2 anymore just to clarify that)

[eager crescent]

Oh alr

[paper tangle]

it’s boring now (for me at least)

[eager crescent]

I just play Allies

[verbal imp]

It is

[eager crescent]

Lol

[ancient lichen]

Idite naxuy

[paper tangle]

I quit cuz boring game

[verbal imp]

After 128,000 kills I can say

It's boring

[paper tangle]

and I wasted already enough hours on it

(3.5K hours in total in 3 separate accounts)

[eager crescent]

I got u

[paper tangle]

Make sure to include the server you play on as well

[paper tangle]

Me when

750K

[dim bronze]

I wanna sleep but I have clogged nose so if I sleep I will struggle and wake up with terrible throat pain

[verbal imp]

No way

[paper tangle]

Sad

relatable

ong

[verbal imp]

Do u really have 750k

[paper tangle]

in total yea

[verbal imp]

Oh kk

[paper tangle]

most of it comes from my main account

[verbal imp]

What's ur main

I wanna look

[paper tangle]

14242845

[verbal imp]

[paper tangle]

I still remember my ID

Truly

[plucky meteor]

No way you are still grinding 👍

[dim bronze]

I want to disappear

[dim bronze]

Nah I hopped off

[rich crow]

Someone 2v2 ranked pls

[dim bronze]

But right now I can't sleep

[rich crow]

?

[plucky meteor]

Me to

[paper tangle]

My reaction

[normal sedge]

🦉

[paper tangle]

Wake up

🦉

[plucky meteor]

How long have you been playing this game?

[normal sedge]

They are coming

🦉

[verbal imp]

Apparently we are friends already

[paper tangle]

About 5 years

Started from the beginning

[normal sedge]

They're here

[plucky meteor]

Dam

[paper tangle]

Quit around 5 yrs or before the 5 yrs event

I forgot

[normal sedge]

He forgor

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Hey guys, want see a secret

?

[paper tangle]

No

[rich crow]

Bruh

[plucky meteor]

Your probly really good player lol

[normal sedge]

Maybe

[plucky meteor]

Yes.

[rich crow]

Ignored

[paper tangle]

I was

[normal sedge]

I said maybe

[wind grotto]

when are the rank gonna reset?

[rich crow]

Oh

||A||

[verbal imp]

Next year

[paper tangle]

S1 Champion, S2 Elite (separate account), S3 The Legend (Separate account)

[rich crow]

Secret menssage

Lol

[normal sedge]

🤨

[rich crow]

Hey mobak

[normal sedge]

||ok man||

[paper tangle]

7-9 months

[verbal imp]

Oh that makes sense

[normal sedge]

Crap

[verbal imp]

Why rho

[paper tangle]

Real

[wind grotto]

so it resets every year?

[paper tangle]

It’s a command

[rich crow]

Want get phoenix on 2v2

?

[verbal imp]

Yes

[paper tangle]

Yeah

[normal sedge]

Fail 😩

[paper tangle]

I lost the other 2 accounts

[plucky meteor]

Me to

[normal sedge]

I am silver

[rich crow]

I have 10.57 golds but dont see what I buy

[verbal imp]

Now im gold 🧍‍♂️

[rich crow]

I help u get phoenix

[normal sedge]

🐡

[paper tangle]

[dim bronze]

I can't do this this is torture

[normal sedge]

Alright 🐡

[paper tangle]

You should blow really hard

[verbal imp]

Will be stuck in gold for eternity (this season)

[plucky meteor]

My man really need someone to play with lol

[paper tangle]

or do a small workout session to get rid of it

(I do it all the time)

[verbal imp]

I wanna show u something aza

It's 30 mins long but u don't have to watch all 30 mind

Mins*

[dim bronze]

It's just gonna hurt even more

[normal sedge]

What is it

[paper tangle]

Moment

[normal sedge]

What hurts

[paper tangle]

Bet

[dim bronze]

That's temporary and it's 5:30 am right now how tf am I supposed to do a workout

[plucky meteor]

Am I banned again

[paper tangle]

Squats

[plucky meteor]

Can you see my message?

[paper tangle]

Leg day

[paper tangle]

Nah you good

[normal sedge]

No

[paper tangle]

It would’ve shown a small message on the bottom

[plucky meteor]

It did

[paper tangle]

It would’ve shown a message about being on Timeout for an hour

[plucky meteor]

Yh last time I said f word and I got it

[paper tangle]

Common occurrence

[normal sedge]

Incredible

[plucky meteor]

Now I said blow ***

[normal sedge]

🤨

[paper tangle]

You mean zaza

[normal sedge]

Amazing

Zaza

[paper tangle]

[plucky meteor]

Do you use gyro?

Is it good?

[paper tangle]

It didn’t even exist back in my day

So no

I used my thumbs

[normal sedge]

🗿

[paper tangle]

[normal sedge]

Thought u used ur toes

🗿

[paper tangle]

Nah

[dim bronze]

Help a crisis is about to occur

[paper tangle]

That would’ve been awful

[dim bronze]

I am running out of tissues and a space to throw them away

[normal sedge]

A man has fallen in a river in lego city

[paper tangle]

[normal sedge]

You must build the lego ship to saave him!

[paper tangle]

Indeed a crisis is happening

[dim bronze]

I am on the verge of death

[plucky meteor]

[normal sedge]

Bruh

[paper tangle]

bruh

[plucky meteor]

[normal sedge]

🐡

This is truly just

[paper tangle]

[normal sedge]

This is not a of the moments of all time 😕

[paper tangle]

[plucky meteor]

😱

[paper tangle]

Credit: Aza

[plucky meteor]

Btw do you want to play sometime ?

[paper tangle]

Nah

I’m not playing so2 again

[plucky meteor]

sadzin1234 dam he got banned lol

Let me copy what he said wait

[paper tangle]

Who he

[normal sedge]

He got banned here for saying something?

[glad ocean]

anyone 1v1 turkey serv?

[normal sedge]

🤨

[paper tangle]

Damn that’s crazzy

[normal sedge]

Dont copy it and say it then

🤨

[paper tangle]

You’ll just get an hour mute if you do

[plucky meteor]

Lol true you saved me

[normal sedge]

🗿

[paper tangle]

[glad ocean]

bue

[normal sedge]

bu

[plucky meteor]

Tf is this 😂😂😂

[normal sedge]

Moyai

[paper tangle]

Moyai

[normal sedge]

🗿

[paper tangle]

We need your pfp as a Sticker

[normal sedge]

This is the 3d version

[paper tangle]

real

[normal sedge]

Truly

[paper tangle]

realest

[normal sedge]

1sec

[paper tangle]

Bet

[plucky meteor]

[paper tangle]

bododak

[dim bronze]

I don't think I'm sleeping tonight or should I say morning since it's basically 6 am

[paper tangle]

Damn

You survived the night

[dim bronze]

Maybe I should go back to playing valo

[paper tangle]

Welcome to Night 2

[dim bronze]

Not by my own will

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

Moment

[paper tangle]

I think eating first then playing Val

[dim bronze]

No I legit think I'm just gonna stay up as much as I can until my body straight up collapses

[paper tangle]

I think eating food rn

[plucky meteor]

Good idea

[dim bronze]

I miss the freedom of having air up my nose

[paper tangle]

Luckily mine is free

[dim bronze]

It was a good privellege that I now have lost for what seems like eternity

[paper tangle]

Shower time

Real

[plucky meteor]

My man if struggling with life

[paper tangle]

(It works too)

[dim bronze]

Again only temporarily

[paper tangle]

Only if you don’t clean it out

[dim bronze]

I have accepted my life of not being able to breath or sleep again

[plucky meteor]

Look it up at Google

[paper tangle]

Or getting rid of the flem

[dim bronze]

Google just has some bs

[paper tangle]

However you spell it

Bing

[woven tulip]

dreamy cattle

in a different universe

[normal sedge]

I dont think i can add it from mobile 🗿

[proper gyro]

bing edge

[dim bronze]

I just remembered my dad Is leaving for work soon. I'm screwed

[paper tangle]

What if I just download the pfp and then send it to you

[proper gyro]

just got back

[normal sedge]

🤨

No i cant add a sticker from mobile

[dim bronze]

Hi there nitro user. May I politely request to steal your Xbox pc gamepass code

[normal sedge]

To the server

[paper tangle]

Damn

I think we’ve reached the max amount that’s why

[proper gyro]

@dim bronze pay this [e-mail] for the code

oh

nice ling

ping

[paper tangle]

nice ping

[proper gyro]

i hate my keyboard

[paper tangle]

You mean @paper tangle

[dim bronze]

I can't pay I broke

And az gave it away

[proper gyro]

i don't have it anyways

[iron ivy]

Bro

@proper gyro that is megaman stuff

Nice

[paper tangle]

You should be able to get it in a few days @proper gyro

[proper gyro]

wow who is that? -1???

[dim bronze]

Why do I only find nitro person who doesn't need Xbox gamepass only when I don't need gamepass either

[iron ivy]

@proper gyro megamam the video game

The red guy with the sword he's from the game

[proper gyro]

[iron ivy]

Exactly

That's megaman too

[proper gyro]

[dim bronze]

dang it my left nostril opened for a bit now it's closed

[paper tangle]

How can he forget about Zero

[proper gyro]

ong

[iron ivy]

Yea zero

I played that game on ps1

[proper gyro]

that red guy from megaman

[iron ivy]

When I was like 12

[proper gyro]

[woven tulip]

i've played like 8 defuse games today

[iron ivy]

@proper gyro lol the red guy

[plucky meteor]

Proud of y son

[iron ivy]

My bad for my lack of knowledge in the moment

[proper gyro]

[dim bronze]

Omg I wanna poof myself this clogged nose is too much

[iron ivy]

I only played when I was super young

[proper gyro]

[woven tulip]

thanks dad

[proper gyro]

hehe erato

[iron ivy]

This game made my friend quit in like 4 days

[proper gyro]

god i love her

[iron ivy]

People kick in rank

They own team

[proper gyro]

good thing i have her both forms

[iron ivy]

Can somebody explain how this rank system in this game is so bad to new users

[dim bronze]

I wish I didn't have a nose right now because I've lost the privellege to breath from my nose

[paper tangle]

Too real

[woven tulip]

i wanna

[iron ivy]

I ranked like 4 times and all 4 times players quit or left in mY team

[woven tulip]

wanna hug and pet a seal

on blarb

[iron ivy]

@woven tulip bruh can I ask you

Do you experience this problem when you play rank

[paper tangle]

Seal are cool

[iron ivy]

Team leaving and stuff like players kicking they own team

[woven tulip]

yes thats very common

especially kicking eachother

[iron ivy]

@woven tulip how do deal with it bro

Like how to move forward when you lose alot because of that

[proper gyro]

i am proud to say i own both variants of the MegaMan universe mommies

[dim bronze]

Just used my last tissue. Let the true suffering begin

[iron ivy]

My friend showed me screenshots and he top frag every game but still was losing

[paper tangle]

Awe hell naw

[woven tulip]

well, best way to avoid being kicked is play in teams of 3 so you're not outnumbered if you're voted on.

[proper gyro]

bro uses tissue

[iron ivy]

Ah OK

[proper gyro]

i use tissues to blow my nose

!1!1!1

[iron ivy]

So solo is suicide?

[paper tangle]

Always is

[woven tulip]

but people will vote to kick you if you simply don't speak their language, or have a couple bad games in a row. They're very toxic.

[iron ivy]

Like solo insta L?

[plucky meteor]

😂

[iron ivy]

That sucks dude

I didn't join this game for all that

I thought this game was better then that

[dim bronze]

I have a clogged nose and I just ran out of tissue that's why I said that

[woven tulip]

not a insta L, sometimes you might get paired with a 2-3 man squad that are good at the game, and won't kick you

[iron ivy]

I left cops for this game

And cops doesn't have these problems

[proper gyro]

well cops has a lot of problems

[woven tulip]

yeah this community is quite toxic

[iron ivy]

@proper gyro but these are worse

😦

It's sad

[woven tulip]

dont get started!!!!1!!11!!

[proper gyro]

I can survive with bad community than a decent community with a bad game

[iron ivy]

@proper gyro nice words

Wise words

Hmm

Great point

[woven tulip]

only need to 20+ frag in 3 more defuse games to lvl up to 66

only like another hour

[proper gyro]

i can choose to ignore the community

but I can't ignore bad gameplay when i need to play it

[iron ivy]

@proper gyro I left the critical ops scene because tbh I felt the game was too dull

The maps suck on cops

[woven tulip]

@verbal imp i might be ready to come back to ranked tomorrow

[iron ivy]

Then I played this game and I loved the maps

[proper gyro]

@woven tulip lets suffer

!1!1!1

[woven tulip]

i been grinding the (hel)l outta defuse

[proper gyro]

s2!1!1!1

[woven tulip]

hell nah bruh i'm not ready to play with over 100 ping 😭

[proper gyro]

bouta derank rn anyways

imma not queue sandstone

[woven tulip]

if i get some good games i might get to phoenix in comp

[paper tangle]

real

[woven tulip]

ong smart decision

[iron ivy]

@woven tulip yo

[woven tulip]

yeah

[iron ivy]

When you rank up like high like that

Still same issues

[woven tulip]

master is not my real rank bro

[iron ivy]

With team?

I ment in general

[paper tangle]

he got da rank from ax man

[iron ivy]

When u climb high

[paper tangle]

[iron ivy]

Is it still toxics for no reason kicks and abandon games

[woven tulip]

no. Some of them know better and are more professional

[iron ivy]

Or only silver and gold lobby

Only the noobs huh

?

[woven tulip]

@paper tangle does kicking still give mmr?

[iron ivy]

Silvers and golds

[woven tulip]

yeah pretty much

[paper tangle]

well

[iron ivy]

Makes sense

[paper tangle]

if only your team wins

[woven tulip]

alr so no advantage if your team loses

[paper tangle]

yeah

[gleaming jasper]

Imagine getting kicked for not dropping knife skin to give it to your team

[normal sedge]

Imagined

[dim bronze]

I got some tissues

Life still horrible

[paper tangle]

Imagined

[woven tulip]

i've came across some players that actively kept tryna molotov me for my gun skins

[woven tulip]

did u imagine it???????????????

[gleaming jasper]

Just give them

[paper tangle]

Those players are annoying

Had a whole team on Elite that wanted my awp skin

[woven tulip]

no. If you feed into them they'll never stop bothering you

[dim bronze]

This is the worst state I've ever been in in quite a while

[paper tangle]

(It was Genesis)

[plucky meteor]

Are the tissue guyy ok?

[paper tangle]

Nah

He suffering

[woven tulip]

i remember buying mine for 270 gold and selling it for 450

[dim bronze]

I am not okay at all my friend I am being tortured

[paper tangle]

I bought mine for like 230

[woven tulip]

pro

[paper tangle]

sold it for 500

and bought Boom cuz it looked funny

for like 230

[woven tulip]

funny

[paper tangle]

and then sold it for 340

[woven tulip]

uh huh

something delta would say on blarb!!!!!

[dim bronze]

My nose is burning so bad right now

[paper tangle]

and then re bought it for 240

and kept it

[paper tangle]

Sadge

[dim bronze]

I can't do this anymore I need the torture to end

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

i bought the genisis in october for 275, sold it in march for 464. 189 gold in 5 months!!!

genesis

[plucky meteor]

Bro is taking like someone is eat him super slowly

[dim bronze]

My body is

[paper tangle]

Genesis

Spanish autocorrect

[dim bronze]

My nose is decaying and so is my throat and I can't get a single ounce of sleep

[woven tulip]

@proper gyro did u inv me into a game or dm me?

[proper gyro]

bruh tryna invite anon to a defuse game

[paper tangle]

Water

[proper gyro]

m f game crashed and opened discord

like wtf

[woven tulip]

ustupid!

[paper tangle]

so2 moment

[dim bronze]

Water won't do anything my throat has been like this

[paper tangle]

medicine

[woven tulip]

my nose has been stopped up for the past 7-9 years

idk but i got surgery for it a while ago and i need it again

[paper tangle]

Damn

booger issues

[woven tulip]

nah \not that i dont think

[proper gyro]

i pick my nose every time

[paper tangle]

I just have nosebleeds every time I over heat

[tardy granite]

im new but have comp experience in other games somebody like to give me a little tour throw the game?

[paper tangle]

uhh

[woven tulip]

i think i need endoscopic sinus

surgery

[proper gyro]

only got nosebled in my life twice

[woven tulip]

since my cf causes me to have more mucus and that stuff gets in my nose n all

i guess, im not a doctor so idk

[paper tangle]

Good luck with the players and your gonna suffer a lot because the majority of the players are Russian and your not gonna have fun

[gleaming jasper]

Just kill and win

[gleaming jasper]

And all they do is swear

[woven tulip]

was 9+10

[paper tangle]

or grief or troll

or throw the game

[tardy granite]

high IQ you are hard stuck in your rank or

[paper tangle]

or even hack the game

[gleaming jasper]

I am hard stuck coz i play solo

Randoms

[tardy granite]

allready noticed 🤣

[paper tangle]

Most people here lie about their ranks here too so don’t trust it most of the time

[woven tulip]

all of them at once

[paper tangle]

that too yea

[paper tangle]

I feel that pain

[tardy granite]

k thanks have a good night

[paper tangle]

Solo queuing in this game is

pain

[normal sedge]

21

[paper tangle]

12

it’s correct

[normal sedge]

🤨🗿

[paper tangle]

[whole lotus]

How do i tell standoff that they dont need to kill a player for disconnecting 0.05sec

[tulip hull]

It literally is just kill and win

[paper tangle]

You don’t

[normal sedge]

Bruhhh almost popped my knee doing a sissy squat 🗿

[paper tangle]

Damn

[normal sedge]

Damn it hurts

[paper tangle]

Ima do a squat and see if I pop my knee

[silk kraken]

the ishowspeed squat?

[normal sedge]

Nah but i did a sissy squat

[paper tangle]

I didn’t pop my knee

[normal sedge]

No bruh 🗿

[paper tangle]

Bruh

[normal sedge]

It was aparently named after "king sisyphus"

🗿

[woven tulip]

try not to imagine the youtubers ballz when they're speaking about the manscape sponsore challenge (extreme)

old man back online

[normal sedge]

🗿🗿🗿

[woven tulip]

very, very early for the old man

[paper tangle]

[normal sedge]

Idk who sissyphus is

[paper tangle]

Not the Nair video

[woven tulip]

me rushing to my friend's aid after he watched the Kevin Leonardo Nair video (he died instantly)

[gleaming jasper]

F4

Fr

[paper tangle]

Instant death

[silk kraken]

i think i slept for 15 hours today

[covert wraith]

@paper tangle I get the results of the tests on Sunday

[paper tangle]

That’s more than enough right ax man

[paper tangle]

[silk kraken]

best of luck to you

[covert wraith]

a few hours ago there was not much

😭

[paper tangle]

I’m chillin

waiting until I close

which is around an hour

And then I go home and rest tomorrow

[woven tulip]

i'm gon take a shower, have apple cider!!! and then go to sleep 💀 👿 💢

[paper tangle]

Have a good night

[woven tulip]

this isnt the last you'll hear from me (for today)

damn its 10:30

10:40

[gleaming jasper]

Chat dead

[paper tangle]

Shidded

[woven tulip]

30 mins of studying: 🥱 😴

2021 Ukrainian 24 Hour Field Ration Review Pork Tushonka & Kasha MRE Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test: 😎

[woven tulip]

do not

do not inform the chat when u shidding!!!!!!

[silk kraken]

Talk to a girl

[woven tulip]

ax moment

dis me

[void bronze]

no

thats me

[woven tulip]

why

why r u mad

dis me

[void bronze]

these are animated

what

[woven tulip]

dis me

^^^^^^^^^^^

[paper tangle]

Shidded

[woven tulip]

stop!!!!!! 😠

[paper tangle]

Shidded

[woven tulip]

gon carpet bomb Mongolia if you keep saying that

[paper tangle]

Shidded

[woven tulip]

i'm warning u buckaroo

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

wutttaaa heeeeeeelllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!

1876 perish

[lavish cove]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[paper tangle]

Damn

[woven tulip]

nice spam

[paper tangle]

That’s crazy

[normal sedge]

Nice

[paper tangle]

it’s 5 emojis fabber

[void bronze]

literally

[woven tulip]

they should make it 7 emojis for me

[paper tangle]

damn

[paper moat]

Anyone know when the battle pass is coming

[hardy shard]

October

[paper moat]

Damn that's a long wait

[woven tulip]

i have a 9:30am appointment

night ruined

[paper moat]

I've been hardstuck silver 4 for a few weeks

I think I'm going insane

[woven tulip]

at that point i would've overdosed off some prescriptions

[paper moat]

Soon

I had a match where we went 10-3

And it gave me +5

I don't understand the mmr system

[eager crescent]

Fr

[paper moat]

I was first place with 20 kills

I reckon at least +10 was needed

[eager crescent]

Ya I was first and it gave me -34 I had no deaths and I was carrying too

Made no sense

[paper moat]

I understand enemy ranks and what your team does matters too

But like

It's kinda unfair to punish you if your team plays bad

[zenith valve]

I think the MMR depends on ranking and no. of players in both teams

If someone from enemy leaves then your MMR decrease