#💬│english-chat
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I wish players showed up on the mini map when they shoot or pop up as a question mark (?) On the mini map when they nade on the mini map
Ewalk my beloved
You mean Hel
moment
Play rank i am gold 1?
I'll do anything to be on her good side 😩😩😩😩
and I think she’s gonna see that and ignore that
damn
Getting romantic up in here
I’m just sending reports

I could get a hit fr
Ong so2 be making me rage so I need something to relieve all of my stress
Actually
Honestly I try avoiding saying what's on my head because that's what I've been doing for the past
Idk 4 years on this server
Anyways
Every single time
Every single time I chall, I immediately get domed. No matter if I jiggle peak or even rush or run back to rechall.
And its the most annoying shi ever. But whenever I see some shidder named Killer love 42 getting shot at and survive without getting hit once by the same guy who killed me. It just tilts me
It almost like everyone has a better reaction time than I do
Sounds like skill issue
Skill issue
You could buy an iPad and be better than everyone, but it's not worth spending 1k dollars just to beat children at a video game
Me spending like 1.5K just do that on another game

(It’s on Ark)
No
(Emulator does that)
claw method
I feel this sometimes
You just practice with it
Why do I need to spend 1k to enjoy a mobile game.
People spend thousands to enjoy PC games. Look at Shroud.
And he still doesnt enjoy them 😅
Its justifiable because its gaming pc
Chill it's only been a few years

Yes u don't need to spend alot to get the same experience but at least you can play whatever you came feel like
peguin
Roblox
why u swearing on Da Mancave’s name ❔❔
Not sure tbh
Because Da Mancave is Da Mancave
whatever you will stream I will watch
i agree
@latent sparrow
Cam too?
great game
uhjjj
Nah
Actually stream cruelty squad
Streaming is like being a kindergarden teacher.
Ok

you just do
🤨
Realistic Brian
lmao
Good
yes
Shidded
do nottttt discussssss

It's like any other desktop with MSI case
How does it affect your gameplay?
sun no way u jus asked that
What kind of colorblind? Some people see yellow as white on a white background. Some see green as red
moment
tritanopia
just use phone colorbind settings
anyone wanna 1v1?
Savior
how
Iphone: Accessibility > Display & Text Size > Color Filters
Android: Settings > Accessibility > Display or Visibility Enhancements
Depending on your phone and version just check the Accessibility section
you have colorblindness why didn't you talk to your phone dealer to set it up for you???
or you can follow this. most phones have a search feature on the settings so you can also try that
Tokyo
when u ask for honey mustard but the opps say “nah give bro the evil sweet and sour sauce”
Damm
🎶 I'm lovin' it" 🎶
My pronounces are heli / copter. FR
i hate laggers so much
That sounds subliminal
Teleportation is real I swear 🤪
nah man, it's just that i have a decent ping, shoot them 60 times on the head and they somehow survive
Why did my MMR go down -9. I won 8-3 in allies mode
Ok this is facts i cant debate that
🤨
it can go down if your opponents were lower rank and you died a lot more than they did
it can also go down more if you are the first to die in a round iirc
i recommend to just not play comp and have fun in defuse
less stressful, get more kills
Rank isn't real. It doesn't define you
Rank isn’t real
It is very hard to achieve the gold rank

maximum is 4 isn't it
Rank is best games usually strong top players
Hey chat
I bought a M4 necromancer a long time ago, it have a rare sticker.
Should I sell it?
For like 1K gold?
as someone who plays the game for the skins and to stomp people slightly worse than me i can confirm
I saw 5 Sid’s and 20 fake gentleman accounts
I need the m4a1 skin
Does anyone want to throw me one)
The skin is on #📸│photos
Bruh how long does it take to find a competitve game ://
true!
That’s what’s up
finna change my rank value in the source code
What up megaman
nothing up
Nah man
@normal sedge hey how is life and stuff
Im up
Not that I know u lol
🦉
Lol
But bruh how long does it take to find a competitive game
Is it really good to play standoff 2 without headphones
nice ghost ping
it's basically being deaf
Im in france server 🐡
North America takes forever so I got Brazil 🇧🇷
Megaman, the resident happy person. I'm honestly jelly
Old cs lovers
Go Brazil 🇧🇷
Critical strike games
i played it without headphones for almost 1 week
Not from france but france server offers the best ping
congratulations playing deaf for a week
what now?
He got backstabbed every play
what do i do now
I'll try France I never have
🐡
idk, why are you asking me?
i dont know either, what do i do?
Buy new headphones
again i don't know
Comp in NA is nonexistent unless you CW i think
i got some cheap headphones
🐡
im just gonna work with what i got
Alright
thank you for motivasion
spend atleast 20bucks for a decent pair
When can we sell bp?
the ones that have a replaceable jack is really worth it
So real
some can do Bluetooth
Cloud HyperX FTW. Best headphones on the market
This week or next week
Meh Atleast im not deaf
But there is a bit of latency sometimes
Dang that gonna take awhile

exactly what i was thinking
Wired > Wireless. Always
spent 20bucks on mine lasted in good sound quality over a year
Not really
untill someone decided to break it
Time flies man
that menace deserves the electric chair
again it can do wired and Bluetooth
the wire is swappable
Ye true
incase it breaks
Oi tudo bem com vcs ???
which is a very good thing
Yeeee
Actually it’s the Sony xm4’s

Brazil
bad cheapos when the wire breaks everything breaks
Bro I'm an audio engineer
Sennheiser is for studio
Ok and lil bro for best headphones a hyperx ain’t on there
Yeah but unless youre waiting for it
honestly for audio equipment i trust bose and sony
hyperx and razer audio equipment is kinda too niche
Honestly none of those headphones are "audiophile" but the HyperX does gaming the best on any platform
You want audiophile? Shure 535 inears
cloud 2s have gud sound too, i love mine
it's the virtual 7.1 which is kind of mid but they do it well as opposed to others
tho i can probably tune hyperx and razers
but too lazy how equaliser works
really should
but eh
The j
The j
He gets it
I do get it
Truly
The j moment
I don't get it 😭😿
One of the moments of all time
server died?
But have you heard of dabs?
Where do you live 🦉
South carolina prolly
Im calling the police
I did farded
(Harded)
It's weird how your own farts smell better than others 🙈
@normal sedge texas bruh
Bro this my first time hitting CBD
I'm actually quite relaxed af ngl
Not lit but feeling less anxious and depressed all of a sudden
Woah
Song goes dummy
The j
I am THE j
👋
Don't use gyro 😅
Get some new hand then
iam not
I'm kidding. I definitely get that too sometimes. It's just about comfort. Which takes time
Watch the tournaments. Even the pros get jumpy sometimes
I just use scoop akr or m16 when I was shaking
okay will do
If anyone wants nitro dm me
Idk why they are easy to use and also easy to headshot
I still feel like M4 and AK are better than the scoped rifles but people love still them so maybe idk anythint
I dont like the recoil on the AK imo maybe im not used to it
M16 recoil just great 🤡💀
"M16 is the best rifle!"🤓☝️
I use it a lot lol
Its easy to headshot enemy ofc
Funny scope
imo its really hard to use in 1v2 situations
when you scope you dont have the sight of the other enemy
M4 : M16 as AWM : M40
Just use pistol when youre in close combat i just use m16 when they are far range or mid range
not funny.
funny scope is not real
just like israel
I love use akr scope and m16 than awm
Funny scope is real
meh

Not real!
duck
Add capture the flag to Standoff2. Change my mind
We had that once
Idk why use kunai more easy to knife than dual daggers i always miss xDdddddddd
It was not fun
Really? I'm sad now
😦 i guess CTF is just for Tribes
I miss the fun baseball mode back when it was the 4 years event
What is baseball mode?
it wasn’t really a baseball mode
But we had a baseball bat that would do some really funny corse launches when you hit them with it
I miss zombie mode again it was fun to shoot the zombies
Zombies are too slow imo the jump is cool but i wish it had more manuever
They have advantage when had some lag i just got killed randomly by lag zombies a lot
Sounds like TPP 😱
I just rushing on them xD
Me Bronze I 🤓🤓🤡
Clutch+
So2 moment
Everytime i play comp the enemy is just keep headshot me when i just peek a milisec idk how they are that pro
The real ranks are the friends we made along the way
That's positioning
Maaan
Bro i keep on bronze I fr
The j
He's getting in ur head maan

Ikr but the guy just ace and buthered all my team lol
Credit nightly
Or we can say Aza instead cuz that’s faster
Man i just got 2.6 kd in tdm but cant even play comp like i do in tdm
When you kill and get rekt by a guy behind you that never heard.
Credit: Iggy Azalea
Moment

Invite me so i can popodak 😅

🐓
Credit: aza

Enemy base in my base lol
😭
He got infected
Credit: aza Credit: aza
Realest
🐡
Guys is it me or the server kinda dead my matchmaking always found the same ppl and sometime it took so long to matchmaking 😦
😭

🌬️



I feel betrayed
a
I mean i could but why
Emulate FFVII so you can speed through it
I spent way too much time playing FFVII on ps
wouwouwouwouwouwouwouwouwouwouwouwouwou 🚨
@verbal imp have you ever played arena breakout
Ice, the burr
I have the game
Never play ff7 before but i only play of pixel version of it tbh
How would we know?
New update removed gyro features 🤓
W update
Really
Why
🤨
I wish it happen
Hell nah
Haters
Hell yeah
I hate there is gyro on a slow walking shooting game
Then don't use it
Not like the players who asked for it are playing
I am not
Gyro is life
Wdym by slow walking shooters
Yeah
I just read the guy complain about it in google play review
What did he say about it
His gyro was cranked to a jillion
There is no running button in the game and we just walk cassually i think no need to add gyro tho
Auto run should be added imo
No
Im lazy tho
Nah its good
Its not a battle royale bro
I think cod fit for you
I wanna read
Battle royale has died to TPP
it smells like updog in here
ayeanon
He aint hidin. Respext
@silk kraken does it smell like updog
💀
yes
Hahahahahahhaa
not part of the script
Updawg was like 2008 "bruh"
whats updawg
I used to call my friend Charles, Chuck and he hated it. So I'd say "What's up, Chuck?" And he'd always reply "Nothing's upchuck!".
Chuck always been a funny name to me, idk why.
guess it reminds me of the word chuckle
I think it was the movie Chucky. He's a GenXer
The movies were awful btw dont warch them
Honestly, dont warch anything from the 1990s. It was a weird time
Chuck from angry birds
Chucky lol
Popdak is an angry bird
no
Popodak is a sentient being capable of slaying countless gods in a less of a thought
Popodak just chooses not to

robocop remake scene 27 is INSANE
I used to think you were a trill. I still do, but I like you now
i do be trilling
Like a fillin
chillin
he is a mischievous persom after all
persom
A persomification of trillness
bosson
bonut
Im ded now congrats
its tru tru
Why does Hong Kong defuse mode have such a low player count?
Took me 3 minutes to find 1 match
And the enemy left 😦
The chinese are busy riding electric wheelchairs
Go japan
Come to USA we love you
Japan server has too many sweats
Like 200
90-125
Japanese players
God I love Nippon
Nihongo
Lol ye we love japan server in so2 even our ping 💀
Japanese players never miss 😭
Fr
The japanese are friggin smart
Japanese players with anime pfp :). And what they said in chat very sus
Though this game has too many players that cant miss
when will it come new marktplace in so2 with skins from this season
Their nades are godlike
Some players shot me in their spawn
Japanese players in jap server can remember me
When I am at my own spawn
he's at his own spawn
Ye
Hong kong more sweat on chinese
Some guys in T spawn shot me at CT spawn
Meh I find more Russian that has like 200-399 ping
Than chinese players
I dont know why Russian players go to all servers😔
90-125 is good enough ping imo
Hong kong
Russians play USA with 250 ping and kill
The delay is big
Cuz I live there?
Chinese player with 20 ping
I have 14-300 ping in Hong Kong
Chinese just cheat at everything so....
Yea
💀
USA = Integrity
Why dont they just play in russian server😭
Chinese in jap: 💀
K meet real japan players
Russian server very pain
Jackie Chan is very loved in USA
ik that
Uncle roger from Hong Kong?
Don't ever fight Uncle Roger in a ladder factory 😅
He's the best tbh
Yes he should be chef bro
Tbh i wish China was friends with USA. Russia too. We're all bada**. Imagine how bad we could be together
Ngl my uncle is like uncle roger
Played jap server
Lol
Saw more chinese
Chinese with anime pfp 💀
We will have peace on world
shi don’t come sweet in arena breakout 🚫🙅
No war
i learned the hard way
3 raids, 3 deaths
I am not chinese but I have anime pfp
bud got muted
Non of the chinese hss anime pfp
What's ur ID?
I did
Idk I am still mid game
I got cheese'd?
K
With Mao Zedong pfp
82727 cheese’d across the globe
💀
global emergency
Ahhhh
damn, knightly probably working rn.
They only won when I was there
Never give up. Never surrender
Whoaaaa
Why i cant play anygame
Hong Kong?
Ye
Same
Xi
Stuck at download screen
Oh
VPN?
Probably Internet Issue
Get VPN
Hi waifu
No hi
fr?
Play Singapore
Nah just playin
I think
i sed so i listen to japan music
nah
Listen to sad music but happy sound
I have 300 ping on Singapore
i got back home an hour ago
Same
Double dippin
how’d you sense my message
I love Japanese song
yes
Japanese music is fun when you dont understand the lyrics
Filipino song just underrated
yes :wuttahell:
No
yoasobi is the first artist that i actually listen to their albums
:mfw:
yes
Filipino song is literally repetitive
My cousin listen korean music
Where u guys from?:D
Philippines
fr?
My country overproud
Dont have vietnam server:[
Nah only hongkong
Filipino is the oddest mix of spanish and asian. It's kinda beautiful
No
odd
fr
Isnt it
ye
Mountain in Philippines very beautiful than Mount fuji japan
Comp match started brb
Wut
i think they have a lot of active volcanoes
All mountains are beautiful. Even hills! 😡
Ye
{ax} removed my message :fukusay:
As a Filipino I can say Spanish is ez
TrueXD
Ax is done with us. Unless we say the game is broken.
That's why we have earthquake
The earthquake here 💀 than japan
And tsunami:D
scary i scare
That was 2021 I think there was a tsunami here

I forgot what's the magnitude of it
Br
8+?
Carry ur noob team very hard
2 high
glad we don’t get earthquakes
for vn yea
only tornados and sometimes hurricanes
8 I think
Idk we just have hurricanes and tornaodes here
Getting carried since my spot always bad
America
My country have earthquakes 2
yup
Same
prob texas
nahhh u dont understand logic broo
Lucky i was born in vietnam:D
I like swag like ohio song lol
Tornadoes are 🔥 tbh. We chase them
lmao
💀
I remember I play that song On school full volume
💀
Ahahahhaahha
We have ohio in vietnam 2
I'll go there
But we call it "Binh Duong"
Awesome
i remember spamming trash in the zoom chat and my teacher accidentally clicked on it
💀
Lol
I remember when I was in school doing presentation I forgot i have anime wallpaper on my laptop
when the last time u listened to yoasobi btw
How is there war when we all laugh together
💀
lol
Breh
School girls

ohshi thats blacklisted
it’s ok to chase a f1-3 in a car at a distance
actually nah idk what i’m saying
lool
tornado chasers will chase a f5 😭
whatever they’re called
@woven tulip u support the grizzlies?
Spoken like a true American 🤣
lmao
nah, i just care for Ja. I’m a heat fan
"It's just windy"
real
Kobe during every grenade throw
we have a center whos leg is made of glass and an old ahh men
lets goo
old ahh man putting up 27 at 38 🔥
nvm he putting up 29
👑
27-8-8 and hes built like a titan
still not the goat yet
The game changed with Kobe. Even LeBrom thinks he still has it
AD is way injury prone, but he’s a top PF / Center when he’s healthy
Steph
it’ll either be Boston or Miami depending if we get Dame
but portland FO is a pain
i was crying when miami lost game six
but nvm
:D
Miami surprised me this year but it's a one man show
I watched the whole series. When Jimmy turned over I just stopped watching
we really didn’t perform well, maybe if we had Tyler we would’ve took it to 7
Balls
jimmy struggled that game
Ballin
reel
It's a song 💀
i put the new forgis on the jeep
I remember my classmate play that song
Lol
You know this, ballinnnn. Im embarressed now
The lyrics 💀
diamond medal player couldn't do sh in ranked
listen
seeing u got ritualistic
cleansin my soul of addiction for now
cuz im fallin apart
love it when players waste thier time and bare no talent
I'm veteran bronze
dats crazy
carried the team for no reason
i go play gaem
average grinder in a ranked game
Does anyone have an account with a knife skin to donate come pv
bro just wasted 600hrs doing nothing
they would kill muslims together
coulda learned intermediate Japanese by then
Whooaaaa. I mean ye but whooaa don't tell them
all of the silvers have it
i am a muslim
Awkward
Bruh I didnt play for a month and I am still better than my teammates😭
1v1
bronze
@hidden urchin

I am bad at 1 on 1
I use my teammates as bait
Lol
then you suck
Klassy
I eas joking on the 1v1
Yeah I suck
imagine not rushing with tec 9 headshots
cuh lives in sandstone fr
Btw Asia?
Bomb has been defuse counter terrorist win
Hong Kong Japan or Singapore?
Why are the mp5/ump worse than mac-10/mp7?
I literally saw more chinese players than japanese players in japan server
Mac 10 worst
gabriel
skill issue
good on close range
Its chinese
Tell that to pros who dont buy either
Lol
real
Smh
easiest gun to use is sm1014
Bro its a katakana
ik
My name in katakana
I like it
i ain’t readin alla
Which means blue
in fact
Bro are u korean?
i’m gonna go to sleep instead
Ah nvm
bye anon
Why romaji
Bruh
Romaji is easier to understand for the rest of the world?
Probably Kuro since my Pfp is always black n all
Very dark
Ye
Didnt mean it that way 😔
Yes ruski
I dont speak
guys what is happening to so2, I can’t start any games
Rip cryllic
Hong Kong?
yeah
Lol russian
On what server and game mode?
ohh
allies
Go play jap
Damn
Non worked
no wonder why, thanks
I try read russian on Google translate 💀
Anyways how is it possible that there are still players worser than me at the game😭
Hello
Helo
Hi
Elo
Hi
Lo
?
You kept saying hi
I know

I'm not dumb
I am
Nice
I am something of a dumb person myself
Good job
Anyway
Same
K
I suck at allies
Gtg
I can feel pain in allies than comp
Muted client side
Since there are lesser bai- teammates to vision for me
Comp
I use my teammates so I can see enemies on map
Idk what they doing during match lmao
I had more noob teammates in Comp than Defuse







