💬│english-chat

[brittle knoll]

Wait nvm everyone is more fit than me

🐓

Never pretend like you're dunking (disrespectful to kobe I think idk)

[unreal sluice]

Lol

Thx

[brittle knoll]

I ate a big ah burger today

7 hours ago to be precise

[unreal sluice]

Today I ate too much
Bowl of cereal
2 sandwiches for lunch
2 wraps for dinner
1 small ice cream

In total like 2200kcal

[brittle knoll]

I also ate a whole pot of pasta

In the morning

[unreal sluice]

I hate eating

[brittle knoll]

Oh yeah not to forget the fermented yogurt

[unreal sluice]

But today idk why I ate so much

[brittle knoll]

[unreal sluice]

When I’m older I’ll eat the minimum to survive

[brittle knoll]

Nice pigging

[unreal sluice]

2200 calories is way too much

I usually aim for 1800 or less

[brittle knoll]

I went 3 days water fasting and gave in to a pot of pasta

Just to use a 3 weeks old minced meat

[unreal sluice]

I will eat the bare minimum to stay alive

[brittle knoll]

🐡

My ideal diet is like a fistful of walnuts a day

Because of the high amount of polyunsaturated fat

🗒🐓

Good for ldl reduction and keto

And weight loss in general

[unreal sluice]

I wanna be really skinny

[brittle knoll]

Anyone going on water fast needs a doctor supervision

So I don't recommend

I do what I want

😾

Keto also takes like a week to even start

I mean 10 days

[woven tulip]

do NOT search up what Kobe did in Denver in 2003

[brittle knoll]

[woven tulip]

my bad its 2003

[brittle knoll]

Omgg

I can't believe this

[woven tulip]

what the media don’t want you to know

[brittle knoll]

I take my "rip kobe"s back

[woven tulip]

why my Goat Bron is the best

[unreal sluice]

Wosie wants to be skin and bone

[woven tulip]

my goat Bron would never do that

[brittle knoll]

Lelell

[woven tulip]

human centipede

[brittle knoll]

This is like a recurring punchline

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[woven tulip]

i want to be a very successful architect, and build the most expensive, massive, technologically advanced and beautiful stadium in the united states. In New York City

[verbal imp]

An aussi?

Crazy

[brittle knoll]

I wanna be ripped

[verbal imp]

Why new York

[brittle knoll]

Or more fit at least

[woven tulip]

10 Billion dollar stadium, can fit 90k, 120k expanded.

[brittle knoll]

[woven tulip]

because they got a doodoo old trash stadium

new york is like the poster city of the US so they need a nice one

[verbal imp]

Will u make it into your house

[woven tulip]

no roof = trashhhh 🚮 🗑️

[woven tulip]

erhm, uh yup!!!

it would be named “Capital stadium”

[brittle knoll]

There's a thing called epicardial fat around the heart, which helps it function

[woven tulip]

they should make me an architect rn i swear bro i’m fit for it

[brittle knoll]

If u wanna lose all fat, that'd pretty much unalive u

[unreal sluice]

Oh

[verbal imp]

Ahh kk

[brittle knoll]

Too much obv is as bad

[unreal sluice]

Bro is on survival hard everyday with the creatures in Australia

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

🦘🤺

Sit down

[woven tulip]

why bro

what he do

[brittle knoll]

🐡 Idk

[woven tulip]

:(

[unreal sluice]

Time for anime?

[brittle knoll]

It's what zhxrm says

[woven tulip]

🦨🤺

[unreal sluice]

Spiders are cute

[woven tulip]

disreal?

[woven tulip]

jumping spiders

[brittle knoll]

Doink

[unreal sluice]

Rosie has seen 70 and is watching her 71st

[woven tulip]

ngl people really misunderstand spiders, most of them are completely harmless, and they’ll eat annoying insects as well

[unreal sluice]

Rosie doesn’t need to imagine because she’s done it

Rosie has no social life

[brittle knoll]

Daaang I haven't watched mashle new episodes or anime for 2 months

[unreal sluice]

Most spiders only bite when you block all their escape routes like they will try to escape first. Also they are more scared of you than you are of them

[unreal sluice]

Rosie hasn’t seen any mashle

[brittle knoll]

The mc is exactly like saitama

🐓

[unreal sluice]

Yeah because Rosie takes walks in the woods and fields where there is no people

[brittle knoll]

But more muscular in appearance and with combat skills

[unreal sluice]

?

[woven tulip]

nah i know some people who are genuinely more scared of them

[brittle knoll]

Grass is a human concept so that makes sense

🐓

[hexed igloo]

i had a tarantula entered my tent in the night when i was out camping

[brittle knoll]

Imagine seeing a giant, and- wait that could never happen

[unreal sluice]

?

[unreal sluice]

I’m rlly scared of heights, small and crowded places.

[brittle knoll]

U cosplaying as a tero
U meeting an actual tero:

[unreal sluice]

id:customize

[brittle knoll]

Off your high horses dude

[unreal sluice]

@normal pawn

[woven tulip]

heights is pretty understandable, even if i’m in a very well constructed and safe room like 20 or more stories up i’ll still get anxious

[hexed igloo]

cold shower

[brittle knoll]

Cocoa powder

[unreal sluice]

No I mean like 3 stories up I’m terrified of looking down

[brittle knoll]

Why doesn't powder rhyme with shower

😡

English is poo

Wait

🐇

[woven tulip]

damn

[silk kraken]

All fun and games until the voices in your head tell you to jump

[woven tulip]

at the same time being very very high up is quite beautiful

[brittle knoll]

Nice weakness and fragility

[brittle knoll]

Maaaaan

[woven tulip]

i like heights, but it scares me some times

[unreal sluice]

And I feel like I wanna die in small spaces like a car for too long I can’t stand it

[woven tulip]

lowkey i would do that, if i had like a squirrel suit on

or whatever they’re called

even a parachute

[unreal sluice]

If someone did one of those elevator pranks on me I would probably just break down and cry a lot

[brittle knoll]

I wanna say maaaan without pinging @woven tulip but what if I offend someone

I am scared of offending people

Offendphobia

Maaaan

This is poo maaaan

It's when-

Dang never tried it

[woven tulip]

what

how is that offensive

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[woven tulip]

i would be panicking for the first few seconds till i realize it’s fake

[unreal sluice]

Even after I realise I wouldn’t be able to stop

I’m just so scared of heights

[brittle knoll]

Resisting the irresistible urge to say "hey maaaan" to everyone

[unique plover]

mulch

[woven tulip]

dumahh looking ahh dog

[brittle knoll]

@woven tulip what

[unique plover]

the function has mulch

[woven tulip]

dumahh looking ahh dog

[brittle knoll]

Nice mulching

🐓

[woven tulip]

mulch’ng *

[brittle knoll]

You mulcher

[woven tulip]

🐩

[brittle knoll]

Dumahh looking ahh dog

[woven tulip]

i second this

[unique plover]

who up mulching they dog

[brittle knoll]

Yo mama llama

[woven tulip]

not me

[woven tulip]

are you chum

[brittle knoll]

I am me

He copy

[woven tulip]

hmmmmmm

@jolly fox this tru?

[brittle knoll]

He isn't even in the kokodako server what a cow

[unreal sluice]

Darling in the franxx was really good

[brittle knoll]

Anime woman with horns dancing suggestively anime

[full rover]

hı

[brittle knoll]

Very good

[full rover]

ım lezbıyen

[brittle knoll]

@unreal sluice

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[unreal sluice]

What’s ur fav anime?

@brittle knoll

[brittle knoll]

Bruh I haven't watched for 2 months

Idk anime generally got boring

My favorite anime is popodak

[unreal sluice]

Lol

[brittle knoll]

I enjoyed some shows that were unfinished

[unreal sluice]

Sword art online is my fav

[brittle knoll]

But I got disinterested

[unreal sluice]

Along with Charlotte

[brittle knoll]

Sword art online I started watching that cuz I liked mmorpg anime at the time, but then got bored

[unreal sluice]

I also loved fire force, plastic memories, bleach, overlord etc

[brittle knoll]

There wasn't any op characters I think

I like op characters

[unreal sluice]

I watched all 104 eps in 6 days

[brittle knoll]

🐓

What

[violet steeple]

guys i wanna ask about the skin that we get after crafting is it random or from the packs that are available ik the store i mean can we get a skin from the old packs or the old collections ?

[brittle knoll]

104?

[unreal sluice]

The misfit of demon king academy

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[unreal sluice]

Yup

[silk kraken]

@nimble ingot the value of gyroscope target frequency means how many times your gyroscope updates your crosshair position in one second

[unreal sluice]

Gyroscope is impossible to use

[brittle knoll]

Bro omg

I did watch it fully

I think

I was mistaking it

[brittle knoll]

It's the one with "I am atomic" right

[violet steeple]

?.

[brittle knoll]

[inner gulch]

Huuuhh ? Its so good

[unreal sluice]

No

[violet steeple]

ahh ok ty

[brittle knoll]

Maaaaan what the hellllll

[unreal sluice]

I remember felixtense crafting to get an akr th stattrack

[brittle knoll]

I think I legitimately watched a parody of it instead

[nimble ingot]

So then the 100 Hz option would make it update more??

[unreal sluice]

Sao, Charlotte, bleach, plastic memories, darling in the franxx and some movies made me cry a lot

[silk kraken]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

Only one for me was lie in april I think

[unreal sluice]

I haven’t seen that

Oh yeah

Cautious hero had such a sad ending

[nimble ingot]

Okay, thank you very much!

[verbal imp]

ə

[brittle knoll]

You flipping pig

[unreal sluice]

And asterisk war took a sad turn aswell

[brittle knoll]

[unreal sluice]

@verbal imp U seen jjk ep 2?

[verbal imp]

No

[brittle knoll]

Nice a

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

[verbal imp]

Cuz I watched black clover

[unreal sluice]

What ep u on?

Black clover is amazing

[verbal imp]

The moive.

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[brittle knoll]

Mashle: magic and muscles seems to be finished now, time to binge watch, even tho I need to be early in the morning

[unreal sluice]

I feel bad for liebe tho

[brittle knoll]

Moonday will leave me broken

[lime magnet]

Ay

Wsg

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Bruh I watched the eminence in shadow

It's gotta be a parody

Of that

It was so similar

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[brittle knoll]

Maybe not a parody more like derivate work

It was crazy

[unreal sluice]

Ichigo is the only shounen mc who I’ve seen actually trying to kill the enemy in fights

[brittle knoll]

[verbal imp]

Hm

[unreal sluice]

Imagine getting bullied. Finally someone loves you and takes care of you only for that person to die.

[verbal imp]

I cant

[brittle knoll]

Poopy

[verbal imp]

Still rip

[woven tulip]

what

what

[brittle knoll]

What

[woven tulip]

y u singi lng

[unreal sluice]

Damn

[woven tulip]

you singing

@verbal imp

[unreal sluice]

Ichigo is my fav shounen mc

[brittle knoll]

[unreal sluice]

Ichigo is too cool

[brittle knoll]

He looks like a meanie

😨

[verbal imp]

Nothing better to do

[brittle knoll]

Nice super mario 64 theme singing

🐓

[unreal sluice]

Bleach is too good of an anime

[woven tulip]

damn. Hope you have a good day tho

[brittle knoll]

Damn not even I can give advice

Damnnnn I don't want to watch anime

[woven tulip]

he hit my car and he tryna leave

[brittle knoll]

There's an invisible force

Pushing me away

[woven tulip]

watch 12 hours worth of stadium videos

(me)

[brittle knoll]

Maaaan

I hear it in spongebob voice

[woven tulip]

play arena breakout

[brittle knoll]

I just wanna di-

Dice some onions and make a soup

[woven tulip]

i hate my life and i wanna die, i ain’t got no iphoneeeeee

[brittle knoll]

I have carrots and peppers

Too

[woven tulip]

only reason i’ve been so active is because i want to get that 30k messages before my 1 year anniversary

[hexed igloo]

25 days without iPhone

[brittle knoll]

But then I will no longer begin fast

[brittle knoll]

Nice numbers

[woven tulip]

nvm i realized i’m over 30k

i need to get to 40k then

[brittle knoll]

Only reason I'm active is because I have no friends and I'm a fat loser discord mod reddit mod no life no family game addict split personality multiple personality ocd adhd nerd geek high cholesterol high blood pressure

With the last bit I made myself laugh extremely loud

[woven tulip]

i’ll have to put up 101 messages a day to achieve 40k messages before the 20th of august

bruh!!!!!!

[brittle knoll]

Dang

Give up

[paper tangle]

dang

[brittle knoll]

(pls give up don't come closer to my record)

[paper tangle]

double it and give it to the next person

[brittle knoll]

[verbal imp]

G

[paper tangle]

you’ve been mama’d llama’d

[brittle knoll]

🦙

Yo mama llama (llama)

[zenith flame]

hi guys h dng

[woven tulip]

sent 264 messages so far today

[woven tulip]

i’m absolutely miserable

[verbal imp]

Gagg

[zenith flame]

hiii

[woven tulip]

y’know what

i’ll give myself a challenge

[zenith flame]

[woven tulip]

264 pushups today

[brittle knoll]

I hate it when I constantly check the number of messages I have in a server and the number dysmorphia is making me want to hurt myself for not spending more time sending meaningless messages in the said server, instead of carrying a normal conversation or having fun

[woven tulip]

is this referring to me

it better be

[paper tangle]

Yo mama llama

🦙

[brittle knoll]

I am currently the 5th time out of rehab, this message dysphoria has aggravated my consumptions, I can't get enough messages in a day to cure my depression, so far I snorted 2 lines, I am just trying to get more messages per minute, it's the only way to be faster

[woven tulip]

nice message’ng

[unreal sluice]

That’s a lot

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[brittle knoll]

🦘

[woven tulip]

shameful amount

at least i’ll get a workout out of it

[brittle knoll]

Poop

How do u count messages inna day

MaaN I'm too lazy to do manually

Poop this

Excuse my language

[woven tulip]

“from:ayeanon after:2023-07-15 “

[brittle knoll]

U know what's funny, there's mee6

I wonder what level we at

🐓 🐓

[woven tulip]

i just subtracted the messages i sent at 12am last night

[brittle knoll]

Pretty sure leaving doesn't clear it by default

[woven tulip]

can we use it

[brittle knoll]

Idk

[woven tulip]

i really hope not

because i volunteered to be banned by ax a month ago

[brittle knoll]

There's a chance they never enabled levels tho

[unique plover]

they never did

[woven tulip]

ofc he unbanned me, he was just texting something out

[sturdy dragon]

Alguém tem promo codes

[brittle knoll]

[woven tulip]

@floral compass hi

[brittle knoll]

What a bunch of cows

[woven tulip]

woahhh!!!!

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐡 🦕 🦕

[unique plover]

never knew it did that

[woven tulip]

!level

!help

!commands

😡

@floral compass level

[unique plover]

i think ping works

[verbal imp]

Lmfao

[woven tulip]

i ain readin alla

[unique plover]

ban anon he's flooding chat

[woven tulip]

mee6 is useless

disheartening

[brittle knoll]

en/leaderboard/473206792910929920

[unique plover]

mods please execute this man in front of his family

[verbal imp]

Literally

I hate mee6

[woven tulip]

mods, turn him into a summer ant

[brittle knoll]

YooooOooOOo

The leaderboard is public

YoOoOO

YOOO

[woven tulip]

real!1!1!1!

[unique plover]

we just used it as a backup when dyno went down because it would go down once per week but it was garbage

[woven tulip]

?!?!?!?!?

[hexed igloo]

who on top

?!

[brittle knoll]

Hodexar

🦕

[woven tulip]

how to peep Lb

[verbal imp]

Did u ss@brittle knoll

[brittle knoll]

Go to mee6 xyz en/leaderboard/473206792910929920

!!!

I wanna do all caps yooo but yea

[thorn bluff]

Someone should share there screen and play i wanna watch

[brittle knoll]

Man honestly id doesn't seem functional

So poop

[silk kraken]

🤨

[unique plover]

do u gotta log on with discord

it's prompting me to

or does pc worj

[brittle knoll]

I didn't need to

Just use incognito

[unique plover]

this leaderboard is broken af

[brittle knoll]

Prob was default on then they turned it off

[unique plover]

still showing warchief

yeah

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[unique plover]

u ever talk to him? i never met em but blitz told me some

i mean u ever talk to him currently

[silk kraken]

No, I don't think I talked with him since he left

[cedar tulip]

Ax is king

Old one but still king

[proper gyro]

ive talked 40k this reset

[hexed igloo]

axeman

[proper gyro]

so that puts me about 160k

[unique plover]

i think blitz said he has a weed farm or smt? don't remember lol

[silk kraken]

Yeah, I remember him having one

[unique plover]

real 1

[proper gyro]

@unique plover just ask him rn on anon's

[brittle knoll]

Btw fiber's discord id is 369466307059384321

🐓

[hexed igloo]

im still in his bot testing server

[brittle knoll]

[brittle knoll]

Dang man I think I have 1 trillion billion quintillion popillion total

Maaan where is my medal

Give me adamantine

I can't prove it but yea

I have so many messages goodness gracious! Now if only most of them weren't just a letter or number

And in the #spam channel

😳

[cedar tulip]

How can i know is my id rare?

8 numbers?

[verbal imp]

Zoom

[rich crow]

bowens on fire

[fresh smelt]

Salve salve

[brittle knoll]

Mooonday left me broken

[fresh smelt]

?

[brittle knoll]

🐮

[unique plover]

what about tuesday

[verbal imp]

Yfs

[brittle knoll]

Tuesday I was through with hopping

🐇

[hexed igloo]

i be poppin bottles

[verbal imp]

With models

[brittle knoll]

Guys pls stop farming messages

😖

Please, this isn't you

[verbal imp]

No please

[brittle knoll]

We needd another reset @silk kraken

[hardy shard]

Monday left me broken
Tuesday, I was through with hoping
Wednesday, my empty arms were open
Thursday, waiting for love, waiting for love

[rich crow]

Good Bye im leaving this world spread it around If you want to Bye this is my Last Message

[hardy shard]

Last messages :(.

[brittle knoll]

[hardy shard]

Nooo

Why ur pfp is 9:11

[brittle knoll]

Hey man I think it's a bit late to ask questions

[hardy shard]

Gave me flashback at September

Y

[brittle knoll]

Hey maaan

My shoulders hurt

I am leaving this chat spread the message

[verbal imp]

Dhg vhxxccxdgfvcvadwwyv

[hexed igloo]

share this to 5 of your relatives, or you will die tomorrow

[verbal imp]

I will be waiting

[hexed igloo]

keep waiting

[elfin berry]

Alg quer joga

[hardy shard]

I don't wanna die tommorow

I have more to do

[verbal imp]

I will wait until my time expires

[hardy shard]

On my life

[verbal imp]

Money longer

[hexed igloo]

money big

money bag

racks dont stab my back ☝️

[humble fiber]

Lately, when you click someone’s profile you get stuck on the “ processing… please wait “ just making this bug aware. * yes I’m sure it’s not my WiFi I confirmed with people I play with *

[hardy shard]

I already know that

[woven tulip]

lost in the sauce

the sauce is honey mustard

[humble fiber]

Honey mustard is a rare sauce someone could enjoy

You just enjoy dark chocolate if you like bitter tasting

[proper gyro]

how can i wait faster?

[unreal sluice]

@woven tulip in allies these guys we’re losing 4-0 so they asked to go knife only in mid to hopefully earn some money of win a round. But ofc im savage so I said ok let’s do it and when they rushed mid with knife I sprayed them@with m4 and got a free round

True tactical thinking

[hexed igloo]

apples not called red

[paper tangle]

the uh

Lemon is lime

[hexed igloo]

eating a burger with no honey mustard

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

i would not like to play with you

[unreal sluice]

Why?

[hexed igloo]

because the government

[proper gyro]

if we GA'd on something we doing it

[unreal sluice]

I’m not giving a free round I can’t use knife lol

But I’ll gladly take a free round like that

[proper gyro]

Gentlemen's Agreement.

understand why you can't understand that femboy

[unreal sluice]

Anyway the game finished 8-0 and I had 10 kills no deaths

[unreal sluice]

Aah see I’m not a gentleman

[proper gyro]

im not some rank whre anyways

im for the content

the experience

[unreal sluice]

As soon as someone asks me for a knife round in mid it’s like Christmas

It’s usually when they losing 4-0 tho and want a free round

[hexed igloo]

gentlewomen

[paper tangle]

Hall

[unreal sluice]

Hello nightly

[paper tangle]

Ballin

[rich crow]

Bye

[verbal imp]

I'm so ticked off

[obsidian sandal]

guys can someone help me I can't use mic and when i join lobby its says that i can't join voice chat

can someone please help

[gleaming jasper]

It's just glitch

It will fix the once you join a game

Or just create new lobby

[obsidian sandal]

me and my friend have it

[gleaming jasper]

Start a game or create new lobby

It will get fix

[silk kraken]

Use wired headphones, there is an issue with Bluetooth headphones and voice chat which will be fixed soon

[obsidian sandal]

i use wired headphones

[silk kraken]

Then there shouldn't be any issue

[gleaming jasper]

I just start an game and it fixes

[hardy shard]

I can't voice chat that's why I'm using Bluetooth headphones:(.

[gleaming jasper]

Or just create new lobby

[obsidian sandal]

i have never used mic in standoff because of this

[gleaming jasper]

I use Bluetooth headphones and i talk to my teammate everyday

In standoff mic

[hardy shard]

O

[obsidian sandal]

I think it's a problem that I'm from Egypt and they don't support Mic there because my friend also has the same problem

[ocean crest]

Hi

[gleaming jasper]

Idk

[hardy shard]

Russian kids on mic at so2 💀

Idk what they talking about lmao

[obsidian sandal]

yoo 💀

[hardy shard]

Or just talk ab me

[woven tulip]

they watching youtube

[gleaming jasper]

They Screaming

[hardy shard]

Hmmm maybe

[obsidian sandal]

I learned Russian swearing because of this game

[hardy shard]

Ye even the russian kids wants to drop my ak

And the bomb lmao

[gleaming jasper]

They wants to drop my butterfly knife

[hardy shard]

Even they rush
Screaming

Lol

[woven tulip]

disme

[gleaming jasper]

How can I drop my knife bruh

[woven tulip]

dis me

[obsidian sandal]

where are you from because i am gonna use vbn and see if it will work

[hardy shard]

Philippines

[verbal imp]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

dis me

[hardy shard]

Filipino csgo player and so2 lol

Ahahhahahahah

[verbal imp]

ok

[hardy shard]

So2 can't only guns

[obsidian sandal]

nice to meet you unlike other standoff players that only use Swear words

[woven tulip]

cannot

you can’t

[gleaming jasper]

Totally not russian kids

[gleaming jasper]

Exactly

[woven tulip]

y u mad bruv!!!1!1!1!

[obsidian sandal]

💀💀

[hardy shard]

Lol Filipino swear words 💀

[gleaming jasper]

I literally got a 9 year old Russian trying to speak English

He tried though

[hardy shard]

Lmaooooo I like how russian kids speak English but I like Japanese kids more coz they speak eng cute

[verbal imp]

Dis game that's why

[woven tulip]

hop off the game son

[hardy shard]

On so2?

On mic

[molten wedge]

Is there a active promocode

[hardy shard]

No

[verbal imp]

Dw I will but
Its the fact I don't get it

[broken hawk]

battlepass is gone right?

[verbal imp]

yes

Y

[hardy shard]

When new BP?

[verbal imp]

October

[hardy shard]

Damnnnn

[woven tulip]

deez racks?

[obsidian sandal]

does any one have good russian or Philippines VBN?

[woven tulip]

i’m s bandaholic

[hardy shard]

Yea

[obsidian sandal]

💀💀

[woven tulip]

addicted to getting these bands

[hardy shard]

Puto

Rice cake

In Spanish 💀

[obsidian sandal]

yoo

I'm creating a team right now is there anyone who wants to join?

[hardy shard]

What's ur ID I'll join later

It is comp or defuse?

[regal marsh]

.

how can i get roles like u

[hardy shard]

Ur bio 💀

Wth

[regal marsh]

troll bio

[hardy shard]

I can also agree #stopwar

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[regal marsh]

so how can i get rank roles like u?

[silk kraken]

id:customize

[hardy shard]

Channels and roles at the top

[woven tulip]

they were a happy family

till the worm appeared

[paper tangle]

the worm ate them and was never seen again

[radiant quest]

Yoo

[obsidian sandal]

bro is so2 have no support team?

[paper tangle]

They do

It’s just you can’t find them

[silk kraken]

https://help.standoff2.com/en

[paper tangle]

Not the capital H

[latent sparrow]

are you alive

[obsidian sandal]

ty i have been dying to find this

[rich crow]

Is silver 1 a good rank

I just got ranked for the first time so idk

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken is it possible for us to link the Helpdesk or does it still mute us

[rich crow]

Is mmr like rr from valorant

[obsidian sandal]

WWW

[woven tulip]

the worm ate them

it was never seen again

2 sentence horror stories

[paper tangle]

It’s not

[silk kraken]

It's not possible
I think I had an idea about how to make it work, but I forgot it

[paper tangle]

Old man moment

[woven tulip]

@silk kraken give me a good cookie recipe

[latent sparrow]

then jeff the killer appeared and said
"i am going to jeff the kill you"

2 sentence horror

[obsidian sandal]

Egypt

[woven tulip]

checked the autopsy

he was murdered to death

[paper tangle]

@normal pawn @obsidian sandal avoid talking other languages here before you get muted.

[latent sparrow]

real

[paper tangle]

Very real

[latent sparrow]

realest

[woven tulip]

realer

[paper tangle]

Realer

[latent sparrow]

quite real innit

[hardy shard]

Yes

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[latent sparrow]

undo

[rich crow]

How much to rank up

[woven tulip]

do NOT check dms

[rich crow]

I have 667

[paper tangle]

Ima check DMs

[latent sparrow]

60 cash

[woven tulip]

warned you

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[hardy shard]

What rank are u?

[rich crow]

S1

[paper tangle]

@woven tulip where the donut shop at

[latent sparrow]

r

[paper tangle]

r

[tulip hull]

Anyone know when the space vision collection become marketable?

[woven tulip]

i got lil olda

[woven tulip]

hold on my slime

[hushed nexus]

Finally g1 at allies!!

[paper tangle]

Alr bet

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[latent sparrow]

standoff 2

space vision

[woven tulip]

there’s one in hoover

krispy kreme

[latent sparrow]

i remember winning a defuse match something like 13 / 2 and saying "i'm tactical asf man i'm a ct man"

[woven tulip]

(33°25’11”N 86°40’27”W)

[vapid prairie]

How tf do I change my roles

[latent sparrow]

by changing them

[silk kraken]

id:customize

[woven tulip]

NOOO

[vapid prairie]

Ty

[woven tulip]

i was gonna respond first

damn it ax you stole my community support

[paper tangle]

Real

[latent sparrow]

imagine supporting the community

[paper tangle]

Aw hell nah

[empty pebble]

hey just quick question can i rank up without playing with smg or assault rifles?

[woven tulip]

que paso

my friend

[paper tangle]

I mean anything is possible

[woven tulip]

i don’t have to imagine

cuz i live it

[paper tangle]

I ain’t gonna get

Krispy Kreme

[empty pebble]

just shotgun?

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

damn ok

[latent sparrow]

no skill get good

[paper tangle]

I got The Legend with that

[woven tulip]

you want dunkin?

[empty pebble]

ok thx

[paper tangle]

Dukin is worse

[woven tulip]

ok bro i’ll redirect you to a publix

or is it walmart that sell donuts

i fogor

[paper tangle]

Rather go to a family business donut shop

[silk kraken]

moroccan donuts

[paper tangle]

Gimme

[woven tulip]

yummy yum yum

yummy

[silk kraken]

They taste good, but they're heavily oiled up

[unique plover]

i love sprite!! rahhh

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

the sprite grim reaper

[paper tangle]

McDonald’s sprite

[unique plover]

my sister and her boyfriend are making donuts rn

[woven tulip]

this that sprite grim reaper everyone been talkin about 🤣?

[unique plover]

cannot wait

[paper tangle]

Damn

[empty pebble]

any information if the dev will add server for Middle east?

[paper tangle]

I want some donuts

[silk kraken]

No info about it

[woven tulip]

tempted to copy and paste the cheeseburger just to eat copy pasta

but i won’t

[paper tangle]

Do it

[empty pebble]

ok

[unique plover]

do not eat the red lobster burger btw

got one today easily one of the worst i've ever had

[paper tangle]

Red Lobster

But blue better

[unique plover]

rock lobster❓

[woven tulip]

i want some cheeseburger just to eat, i’m talking ketchup, my friend mustard on the beat. You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, because i like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, now a fella gotta stay home cause of quarantine. I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I’m hungry, you look broke! Like my fries you looking salty 🧂 Get me McFlurries, makes the oreos drip drip. Straight up out McDonald’s with no tip tip, and I want a pint of pepsi i’ma sip sip, you gotta buy them bakes cookies that chocolaty chip chip - and i want 50 apple pies 🥧 i didn’t forget that, if you mess up then i’ll punch you 🥊 i didn’t forget that. And if the machine is broken then you gon’ get slapped, you not my homie now if you do not come back. You gotta hurry now! I know you heard that, young fella stomach stomach grumbling cause I wanna big mac, why you still looking at me with that ugly ahh hat. You gotta go now! so you better run fast!

[paper tangle]

He did it

[woven tulip]

who

[paper tangle]

Rock bottom

[woven tulip]

asked🤺🤺🤺

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

Zhxrm moment

🤺

[woven tulip]

@devout bobcat mentioned

zharm mentioned

[unique plover]

bomb

[woven tulip]

brazil mentioned

[woven tulip]

every brazilian to exist: 🏃 🏃 🏃

[paper tangle]

damn

[unique plover]

rip ryan

[paper tangle]

Ryan gone

[woven tulip]

ate the red lobster burger, now my pancreas won’t produce enzymes

[rich crow]

Can someone look at #📸│photos

I asked a question there

[unique plover]

sounds like a pancreas issue

[paper tangle]

Medical issues

[woven tulip]

literally me

[paper tangle]

the ax man is typing something

[silk kraken]

You lost 6 rounds to a lower ranked team
Because they were at a disadvantage, they gained more MMR for every round they won, and lost less MMR for every round they lost

[paper tangle]

Team issue

[unique plover]

this guy's sleep schedule must be insane

[woven tulip]

old man

[unique plover]

like 3am

[paper tangle]

He’s like 6 hours ahead or something

[unique plover]

yeah 6

[woven tulip]

sleeps 6 hours, moderates all 18 other hours 😎

[paper tangle]

Is it like 2 am for you right @silk kraken??

[woven tulip]

true grindset

[silk kraken]

Yes, 2:45

[paper tangle]

You need a better sleep schedule old man

[woven tulip]

my pods!!! Noooo, my pods!!!

[silk kraken]

It's better to be awake at night and early in the morning

[paper tangle]

bro got the adult diapers

[unique plover]

i just got recommended the exact video on ig

[paper tangle]

[unique plover]

insanity

[woven tulip]

we are the same people

[paper tangle]

[agile swallow]

💯

[unique plover]

dude insta is genuinely bugging because me and another friend of mine have the exact same feed too

[woven tulip]

your phone listens in

it listens to you

eavesdrops

[unique plover]

probably

[paper tangle]

China

[woven tulip]

do not trust them they keep records

[paper tangle]

[unique plover]

just like the worms under your skin

[woven tulip]

claw them out

[paper tangle]

tapeworm

[brittle knoll]

[woven tulip]

the tapeworm in my intestines when i eat 2lbs of taco bell, a bag of takis, drink some sriracha sauce, eat some jalapeños to feel something and then finish it off with some ice sparkling water

💥

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[woven tulip]

🐡 🤺

that’ll teach that punk

[brittle knoll]

🐡

Lesson not learned

[rich crow]

Weird, why doesn't the game just put me against a equal ranking team?

I got my stattrack to 444 kills today lol

I'd be at a couple thousand but I barley started playing again

[silk kraken]

It matches you with players with the closest ranks to you, who are also searching for a match at the same time as you

[rich crow]

Ohh lol

[paper tangle]

Team issues

[rich crow]

I need to quit solo queue

Need another duo but noone plays as much as me

My schedule is stretched between Valorant, yt, and standoff 2

[mighty spear]

Oi

[paper tangle]

This be a bronze moment

[lime magnet]

Damn

[paper tangle]

Real

[obsidian sandal]

nice to know you

[obsidian sandal]

Are you a moderator?

[paper tangle]

No

[thorn pier]

Is the season over btw im confused

[paper tangle]

The ones with Community Supporter role

Are the moderators

[obsidian sandal]

yeah its over

[thorn pier]

When new one start

[obsidian sandal]

okay

[paper tangle]

Season 5 itself not yet, the BP yes it ended about 2-3 days ago

[woven tulip]

new season pass will be released in october

[thorn pier]

Wtffff

[paper tangle]

We don’t know the Specific date on October but it’s going to be for the Halloween event

[thorn pier]

Y so far

[paper tangle]

Idk

The Summer one just ended

[woven tulip]

we get around 3 battle passes per year

[paper tangle]

There’s the Halloween one

[thorn pier]

Ok that's dum ngl

[woven tulip]

this isn’t codm or pubgm

[paper tangle]

Fireborn pass

[obsidian sandal]

damn

[woven tulip]

better then csgo tho

[paper tangle]

And New years one

[woven tulip]

they’ll get one operation MAYBE in a year

[thorn pier]

In my opinion that's no fun

[obsidian sandal]

but their mic is problem

[paper tangle]

Valve moment

[thorn pier]

Well thanks

[woven tulip]

valve after dropping a new case with the same gloves / knifes

[tulip hull]

On Thursday the season will end

[paper tangle]

Don’t give misinformation

[tulip hull]

It’s true

Everytime standoff releases a new update they end it a 1 week after it’s over

[thorn pier]

Qhhh

[tulip hull]

They did the same with fireborn and seasons before

[paper tangle]

Those are for the BPs

Not the Season itself

[woven tulip]

season has already been reset this year

luh tonka!1!1!1!1!

[paper tangle]

Can’t wait for “when’s the next season” messages here

[obsidian sandal]

is the carnage mode gonna end though?

[woven tulip]

“when can i sell skins”

[paper tangle]

it’s always like that

[iron ivy]

Bro I need a party all these randoms are so trash on my soul

[paper tangle]

Most likely yea

[obsidian sandal]

true

[iron ivy]

How am I top frag and I'm I'm Brazil server I'm American

[paper tangle]

NA issue

well it died like 3 years ago

so I don’t blame you for that

[iron ivy]

That's not what I'm complaining about lol

I'm saying how I'm better then randoms

It's not even my server

I need help from actual decent players

[obsidian sandal]

i hope they fix the mic problem because its ain't working on my game and its keep telling me that "can't join voice chat"

[paper tangle]

not even good

Just decent

[iron ivy]

@paper tangle lol

Yea cause my team rn wasn't even decent

I can work with decent lmao

5 decent players or me and 4 randoms

[paper tangle]

it’s kinda like a 50/50 if they’re gonna fix the issue or not

[paper tangle]

pain

[iron ivy]

just lost 2 of my placement matched because of solo que

Freaking random trash players on my soul on everything

[lofty stump]

Does anyone know what day the standoff 2 updates?

[paper tangle]

I remember doing solo queue on S3

[iron ivy]

On god too

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

There’s no specific date on the update but just wait for about 1-2 weeks

[iron ivy]

I almost clutched a 4v1 I was impressed with myself lol but it then surprised me how nobody on my team was doing anything like that

[woven tulip]

hello, chat.

hi, chat

[obsidian sandal]

yea i feel like they don't give a sh about voice chat because its have been on beta for years

[raven forge]

Hello

[paper tangle]

So2 moment

[woven tulip]

||hi||

[lofty stump]

OK thanks

[iron ivy]

@paper tangle why ur name pink are you mod

Or like helper ?

[paper tangle]

I think it was only a feature for about 1 year

[paper tangle]

Nitro Booster

[woven tulip]

his name is pink because its his fav color

[paper tangle]

It says on the role

[iron ivy]

Oh so that means you pay for nitro right

[paper tangle]

Yea

[raven forge]

Is it worth it

[obsidian sandal]

i sow some videos from 2 years ago about voice chat

[lofty stump]

anyone to play allies?

[paper tangle]

Only if you like it or not

[rugged girder]

anyone down for comp I’m close to gold 1

[raven forge]

Ok thxs

[rugged girder]

I would? Depends what server

[paper tangle]

Probably idk

[obsidian sandal]

i play on all services

[paper tangle]

it’s been like 2-3 years for me since I quit

[lofty stump]

I am from Brazil

[woven tulip]

you get a role, and a nitro chat

[rugged girder]

Hong Kong Japan?

[woven tulip]

uhhhhh

i think that’s all

[paper tangle]

no nitro chat

Removed

[obsidian sandal]

yeah

[paper tangle]

like High ranks chat

[woven tulip]

literally why

[rugged girder]

add me I’ll send my id

[peak thunder]

[paper tangle]

Forgot

[woven tulip]

forgor

[peak thunder]

[rugged girder]

184858999

[obsidian sandal]

i will add you later and i will bring my teammates with me

[rugged girder]

Huh

[obsidian sandal]

you playing comp?

[rugged girder]

yeah trynna get to gold 1 I’m close

[paper tangle]

I think it was removed for like inactive chat or some stuff

[rugged girder]

like s4 and 75 mmr away from g1

[paper tangle]

And for the High Ranks chat it was probably for making fun of eNcore

[woven tulip]

💀

[paper tangle]

they kept calling him nab and he got really serious about it

[woven tulip]

i’m dead bro

encore a nab

nabby nab nabbity nabberson

[obsidian sandal]

i am stuck at silver because of the random teammates i got

[rugged girder]

Ohh yeah same

[lofty stump]

If anyone has the p7 good discord link, can you send it to me in private please?

[paper tangle]

It was straight up awful

Like 3 paragraphs

He sent

and some people banned

[lofty stump]

??

[paper tangle]

[obsidian sandal]

what is p7

[woven tulip]

goodness, he REALLY took it to heart

did he type it all out in russian or english

[paper tangle]

Both

[woven tulip]

damn, wanted both sides to understand

[paper tangle]

It’s fair tbh

some people really took it too far

Like for me I pinged him calling him a big man nab and we laughed it off

[woven tulip]

i would understand if he kept getting pinged and called a nab everytime he spoke

[woven tulip]

the, the funny.

[paper tangle]

I call him big man

There was a time in 2020 where he sent like promocodes in chat

Like randomly

It was funny

only Ewalk and Adren got them

I was too slow

Overall though he’s really chill

[woven tulip]

you snooze, you loose

[paper tangle]

real

[woven tulip]

prophecy to live by

[unique plover]

rip alexey

[paper tangle]

alexey rip’d

[silk kraken]

Where is ewalk?

[woven tulip]

he was active yesterday

or day before

he went to college

hoping his discord messages never get leaked

[silk kraken]

Oh

[paper tangle]

he kinda gone again

he’s gonna be in college for another like

6 years

The dumb Californian would probably be back here in the holidays

Like Thanksgiving or Christmas

considering his College schedule

[woven tulip]

how’d fella get in college with an iq of 72

[paper tangle]

Built different

[iron ivy]

@rugged girder

@obsidian sandal

Yall add me I am also looking for players to play competitive

Servers?