#💬│english-chat
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aleykum selam
fr?
🤨
ik its bad
🤨
and 4kd only awm in tdm is bad
no wonder you're stuck in master
Minimum
🦛
yeah
🤓
I am joking 🤨
Bruh
And you're supposed to have a sense of humor
Good for you
Alright
some ppl js dont have humor xD
Lol
Anyone play allies?
what about me
I didn't ask you
howdy partners
i dont think you have a sense of humor at this point
@silk kraken hop on and mute this people 🗣️
get some grammar pooper
these people, i mean by everyone arguing
@granite girder y_ me
Hello
@granite girder hi i can send you my settimgs
i dont think this should be called arguing
Thank you
bro i actually
supposed to be hel rn
i actually love valorant
sadly hel is never active
raze is so fun to use bro
sometimes she is
well I already sent the reports so we just have to wait
i hate myself
yeah
just 2 people
march was here
i wish asap would speak 💔
least angelic looking man in all of brazil
not always
what drama tho
idk
probably that one elite dude
or master dude
i forgot
but yea that guy was reported
also becareful talking other languages here
yeah
try not to head bang challenge
he was so I did it
idrc
now im just chill and watch chat

I can play allies
Alr dm me motasm
@rich crow this is real
hi
a bit weird innit
w
suddenly the world is a better place
fr
me when 5 minutes no zaza
but this reply breaks the fourth wall
exact same day
🏃💨
blud’s nationality is a coffee 🔥
arent we all coffees
what are you then
same
_ _
chat what is he saying
i tried to learn it but its too hard

he's chanting a dark spell
who's like Israel?
do you visit on Ashdod?
bro helping me rn
idk bro i dont know hebrew
i love israel
because one of my best friends is from there
Heh sry
only reason
Ok
Soo quick question
Done
Does rank goes down each season?
no it completely resets
damn
it’ll reset next year
When is the next season?
next year
sometime next year
Oh lol
yeah
Alr
i know when
Tips
Tell me in dms
🐔
skill
Ur champion
yeah
yeah
Real
definitely not a fake role
i am an iron 3 champion
raze
what if someone instalocks it
valorant is fun lmao
im not actually iron 3 i lied
im unranked

yes
yes
atlast ur hoonest
why wouldn't i be
It's impossible for me to get a kill
Died over 60,000 times
i have a great skill issue


I'll be doing that soon
currently i'm lifting a weight for every youtube short i watch


Can I have a hit
:sweep:
:sweep:
Hi
hi
pass the boof
Hi
When can i sell my bubblegum space sticker?
isn't it sellable now?
And the move fast graffiti?
yeah i want to sell my 2 stiletto flux too
relatable

cuh gimme some zaza

danke
Jjjjjjjj
Im nabber

I am going to cry bruh 😭😭😭
sometimes it do be like that
why
It was something I remember
why isn’t ax online omg 🤦♂️ 😡
cuz he sleepin
This game is garvage
why what’s happening
savage?
idk
Hi My account I was banned for no reason, I just played pretty well, the opponent reported me in 2v2 and I got banned after 1 day, I wonder why
i wonder how
was your teammate your friend?
İdk
did you play previous games with him
@silk kraken ,sorry for tag but mute him.
Reason - ru language in English chat
Make appeal on technical support site - help.standoff2
🧀
Emoji of who?
xddd
🐔
Anyone know from somewhere when is the new battle pass ?
:sweep:

the next event that comes after recent event that ended
🐧
i don't get it
ur pig
he means that you are him
@rich crow hello
hey
@primal rain hey
what is this
damn
@raven oyster
what am I looking at
@paper tangle hi
🏃💨
idk
@gray ferry hi
:pointandlaugh:
sup
nthing much wbu
wassup
sup
im vibin
LMFAOO
Weird
💀
What do you need the girl for
Wheezing
@verbal imp Hi
@nocturne ice is the one you're looking for
HEYY
Mushoku tensei s2 is so good
Hello
@verbal imp U seen mushoku tensei?
sup
@unreal sluice hiii

What that
Does anyone know when the pass will arrive?
Aah nvm then. It’s an anime
Warning ⚠️ Do not approach me ⚠️ I am a tuberculosis patient ⚠️
It’s probably the best isekai there is
??
tf? Lol
@sudden sundialhi
hi
anime where the mc becomes a lapdog of someone who is stronger and remains a lapdog till he dies and is a creep that steals panties
Does anyone know when the pass will arrive?
actually feeling nauseous
😭
disgusting car
I dont think i can but i might be able to in the next 50mins
Unnecessary 2nd reply
murderous intention
October
october? really?
Where can I find promo codes
good thing we can agree on that
i have to push it in
Where can I find promo codes
It’s better than a Nissan cube tho
cause some people might ask “when in october”
ye ik
Where can I find promo codes?
all good
what a horrid looking car
thang look like a toy
It should be one of the deadly sins fr
Owning a Nissan cube
and nothing can change my mind
pt cruiser worst
Wsg guys
that is worse
@everyone Where can I find promo codes
fiat multipla is bad as well but it's the butt of all jokes so not even worth talking about
greetings.
Can yall rate my inv?
@everyone Where can I find promo codes?
I sent an ss in the thing
Pontiac Aztek
9.2, i love purple
I like the fiat 500
9.5/10
I will improve it, its looking like shi now
i said a min ago that the aztek is bad but retains some old world charm and there's some consolation in the fact that it was an experimental thing
@vapid junco
as opposed to the pt cruiser which is really just awful in almost every manner
Will someone answer my question? Where can I find promo codes?
wlater white
Are u polish
Just asking btw
Im polish
aztek was a great fit for walter white too
Honda E
nissan try to create a good looking car challenge
Blue bmw
Official events hosted by axlebolt, for example, tournament streams
About as successful as all the 3am challenges
popeyes chicken
@gray ferry poland?
@silk kraken theoretically, if I get a promo code and I’m on iOS, what’s will happen?
death
U redeem it on website
You can use the official standoff 2 store site to redeem it
somebody was killed over a popeyes sandwich
actually so stupid
Oh okay I didn’t know that thx
Anybody down to party up for a team and play standoff 2?
ong it is
No I'm not polish I live in the balkans
skill issue
Polish anyone?
But i do respect poland because of their opinion about lgbtq
?
skill issue
(he is legend)
prefire is bad practice
i don’t practice it
Polish anyone? @everyone
just happens
can’t tag everyone and no
its eng chat
look dms @unreal sluice
instead of prefiring learn how to place your crosshair and increase your reaction speed, you'll become legend in no time
Bro is anybody here trying to play standoff 2 today
Need to add some more players who are active

I suck
@cedar tide ja
Dawaj na prov
@gray ferry dang wym lol
man im alr
2.08 kd man im not that badd

No i mean im bad at the game LOL
Like straight up oh
Ohhhh
im master and kd 1
@vale sparrow can u add bruh
🐔
🤢🤢
I'm barley hoping into comp and stuff and trying to add some decent players
I just ranked my first one today that's all tho
I want master
I mean I don't expect master but I'm going to aim for it even if I get something else
Naw just my first but I wana party up with other ya know...
Why cant you sell graffiti thoo
@vale sparrow so no?
its cuz the pass things aint in the marketplace
That looks like a star
my face at that moment
im on my max man
Lapdog of hitogami?
288 friends
But what about the so2 graffiti
dragon god
W. I got 3 friends rn
its just for you to use
what’s your max rank
Ah alr
How long is ban for code 1002
in comp?
Oh ok
comp, allies
Permanent
Permanent?
Really?
Idk ask the staff
💀
comp this season master in allies in 3rd i got phoenix
Yes, it's permanent
i suck
ban code 1002 is because you hacked
and its indeed permeated
What are you sucking
cool, just wanted to know
I didn't tho idk wtf happend woke up and was banned
Ofc you didn’t
my gf
💀
ye sure we belive you
Bruh
Lmaoo
damn..
did you spend any?
Nah but fr this suck
Ik
Nah was about to tho was planning on getting the pass
I wasn't cheating would put that on my mom and gods life
You're doing all this over a shooting game?
who is g@@ they have a disease something is wrong with their brain
Ikr
yeah getting the pass that ended
hi
Bro I'm new to the game hit lvl 20 like 3 days ago ?
If u didn’t spend any money atleast u didn’t lose anything
But I highly doubt u weren’t cheating
who knows
I don't know ow how to prove it but I promise I wasn't cheating but just gonna start over 🤧
even tho my kd in tdm is always 4-5kd and kids screaming in tdm chat
i haven't been banned once in my 3k hours of playtime so i don't think axlebolt will make any mistake
Kids screaming at me I’m cheating cuz I go 26-6 in comp don’t realise they’re just not as good as me
yesss
usually hover around a 2-3kd in tdm, i don’t think i’ve gone under 1kd in tdm in over 200 matches
Idk how to prove it believe me or don't im also confused
same
I’ve gone under 0.5KD in my last 10 Tdms lol
I’m rlly bad
and this year since i got my tablet i haven’t gotten smth less than 2kd
my best is 86kills 6 deaths
everyone has those days
ye
think my best was 60 something kills and around like 10~ deaths
6kd aint bad
not as good as you, maybe i’ll try to get a new high today
nope
highest rank in allies is ranger lol
i only got this because of ax
Lol
wow
i would be a higher rank if US was simply active
And my enemies weren’t that good
so i could play with good ping
Tdm infested with bronze tryhards these days
literally only way to rack up a fat amount of kills in tdm
have terrible enemies, spawn camp and hope they don’t leave
I get called a cheater
i feel attacked

Me 2
Me 2
You can’t be bronze and a try hard. Those 2 words don’t go together. You’re either bronze or a try hard
ARI WHAT HAPpened to the butterfly knife 😭😭
blud thinks he's in the team
3 words*
Maybe 2 terms?
I always take tryhard as 1 word
Ari did u sell the butterfly?
Autocorrect
moment
Yea it looked bad
It looked pretty good 😭😭
Hello
Hi leo
Hello Ari
@paper tangle how much longer do you reckon it’ll be before a new rank season
about 8 montns
i wanna know how long i have to get to elite (real)
Dw no amount of time is enough :trollface:
Good night chat
Who play allies
No
i can do it in 1/8th of that amount of time 🥱
good night
huh
Promo codes
spread of cheats will get you banned, usage of any cheats will get you banned
No cheats wtf
How about you not add to the problem
Uh huh
so real
real
why he so scared!!!! 😨😰😥
Call 911
but not for me
Im dead 💀
indecent exposure is a felony, it is punishable up to 16 months, 2 years, or 3 years.
oh no my cat
locked up
dysgusting
Can someone help me to get knife
ok I'll tell you how to buy knife


scorpion is 600
Is 780
it's one of the best knives of not the best
wait for the price to drop

ufo

what a nice cow
yes


lelelel

nice pig
:pepe_sadge:


nice floor gang
:clean:




I'll tell on dm's
98.9/10
I can't send pictures here

Oh u still staff here im glad for u



ax look dm's
nightmare of every iOS user the bad ending

Lol


nightmare of every iOS user true ending
waitt??

also you did it with :ios: emojis
“why do you never give up”
because he didn’t.
🦤🦤🦤
which makes it nightmare of every user

if i were to ever bring back an animal, it would be the dodo
:dd:
🫵

🦉
it looks goofy on ios
Cuz I’m too fat
index_pointing_at_the_viewer
do an L stand
nqn broken


actually 5


iBro max (dimsea) and cherryKaffn (kaffn) needs NQN bot to use cool emojis
:sleeping_accommodation_sauropod:

u mean dimseablue1367890uwu42
yes



🦤
there're not enough emoji

to represent dodo
72% of the words you muttered out were never in the bible
🦉
🦫
make one
Lol
Can someone help me with some gold
I'm newbie emoji user so i can't
L
why

because]
please don't bully me I'm newbie

i’m gonna hop off discord for a couple hours, y’all stress me out
sad




saurollama
yo mama llama
llllllama
maaaaaan
dodok>popodak>bobodak>kokodak
Hi
@brittle knoll what is the discord bird sticker
popodak or kokodak or bobodak or dodok or cow
which
its a cow
yes
two nice cows
two fantastic cows
🐔🐖


@brittle knoll what is babisko
popodak or kokodak or bobodak or dodok or cow or pig
💯
Damn he's so good at absorbing the water
absorb something else 😞
🤨
absorb yo ma-
sorry pal can't absorb ashes



idk never tried
1v1 ?
I was watchinggg
When the pass it s gonna be on shop
No one here knows
Oh
Yup
About 1-2 weeks
Any American players here
standshit
I want players for my discord to join so we can play
Like this week?
yo bro why you got my sheets as your pfp
take that off i don’t appreciate it
no bad blood we cool now 🫂
“wireless headphones” > * has wires inside *
yeah ok buddy
Next week or the following week after that
october
Like 3 days ago
This week
a
guys is it better to buy 2 gloves or 30 cases
speaking to my snapchat AI, only individual that understands me apart from me
(a real gangster)
Оу
better to keep that money in your acc
is it better to buy 2 gloves or 30 cases
it’s better to keep that money in your account
is it better to buy 2 gloves or 30 cases
credit?
card
credit: ewalk
you are my buddy
Is my id rare
do not read subahibi
:massive_cock:
credit: ewalk

19595950
who says, apart from you
credit: ewalk
@woven tulip chek dm
you are my buddy
@paper tangle nightly!!! does anon know the gif
I think not
cool 👍
you are the buddiest buddy
that’ll be on my resume
I just did 104 push ups (I split it into 2 not all at once)
impressive
Thx
stubbed my toe big time pretending like i’m dunking
Waduhell
Omg woman more fit than me



















