#💬│english-chat
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why’re you speaking with an audible foreign accent
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I’m looking to get back into this game 🙂🔫
what if i drink the oil
It's not 100% unsaturated, more like 80%
Has some saturated fat too
thats crazy
It's best to consume in small amounts
If you chug it down you might end up getting too much saturated fats
how small?
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in the room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy
Idk i'd say like 2 tablespoons max
Can someone help me out rq?
wassup
A day
noxington!1!1!!1!1
Skdjnfkdmak
Works best with a keto diet
blud u not :ustupid:
good
Good to hear
I’ve recently got back into standoff 2 and it won’t let me in ranked like at all the only thing I can do is play that dog water pub 5v5. Is there anything i need to do for it to let me in ranked?
Just ate some pasta made with olive oil
The flavor is better than with sunflower oil too
:sp:
are you very low level?
27
recently they’ve made it to where you need to be like lvl 10 or higher to play ranked
can you post a SS in #📸│photos
ohhhhhhh
The only downside is that olive oil is expensive
is vegetable oil an olive oil or is it an amalgamation of like corn or smt
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Just sat for 8 mins b4 I said screw it 😭
like storebought vegetable oil
yeah if you’re queuing in NA then don’t bother, NA is dead for most of the day.
So like I have no idea maaan
if you wanna play comp try and queue in west NA, or Europe (preferably netherlands or france).
and for allies you can queue any NA server, allies should be somewhat active
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Thank you🙏🏽
Vegetal oil is prob always refined
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Like it doesn't really matter I think 🐇
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Can someone tell me good so2 ytbers to watch?
soybean/corn oil according to googlw
either or
Beta squad or sidemend
Top 1
Funniest people alive
Lol already watched every single video of them
Damn
From the past 3 years
Idk
Mrbreast
Ishowspeed funniest
Xd I wanna listen his rage
Same for mrbeast watched almost all of them
I'm waiting ishowspeed playing csgo lol
Airrack
Ik what his reaction when he play csgo
Abbomination
butter so2
I know 2-3 good one's like butter lilith
butter the only so2 youtuber i ever watch
But lilith also shifted to ipad so it's not that fun to watch anymore
He gonna rage with russians
neva eva betrayed him
yeah he’s better than me
also i got this rank because i have affiliation with a mod
Says it's a broad ahh term encompassing non animal fat
so don’t actually think i’m master
Tired
Really?
my highest rank is ranger
Could even have coconut oil in there
Haha
If that's even a thing
broooo go to sleep 💔
My max is fckn phoenix and barely reached there too because I play alone mostly
my face when (mfw)
So got up already?
Not even in the mood to do anything
i haven’t played ranked in over a month, if i was playing for the past month i probably would’ve reached phoenix or ranger. At the costs of wasting my time and actually despising the game.
So me rn
lowkey when i’m like that i just watch my fav movie, or some youtube.
I did EXACTLY that lol
And do it everyday
And then play fun games with friends and start enjoying again
yeah i just got fed up of the game and dropped it for a month, still dreading picking it up.
How can you guys watch content on repeat it gets boring for me I can't do it at all
And I don't have any new content to watch now
No matter how good it is
especially because i have to play ranked in europe, and when you’re playing with players as good as you, ping matters a ton. And looking at the fact i’m in america and playing with 130 ping on europe, i always have a disadvantage.
⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️
yes but generic brand storebought is typically corn or soybean
⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️
Exactly I'm from India and I have to play in singapore so same 100+ ping lol, and yeah it matters a lot when you get like really though opponents
if i simply played with like 60-80 ping my highest rank this season would’ve been phoenix opposed to gold 4
But when you get about the same lvl opponents it's manageable
i put butter’s vids on in the background while i’m doing other stuff
I still think with proper ping 20-30 I'd still be max ranger lol
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Any one wants to 1v1 I wanna see how good I am
Cause I really lack game sense
Which server?
i only watch his content cause it’s entertaining and get’s me in the mood to play the game, and just to support him overall.
oh with 20-30 ping i would be averaging like 18-20 kills per game against players of my skill
What's his max rank though do you know?
Play South Africa server
let me check
Lol
In comp it isn't
Hahshehehhehe
Any I don’t care
Which server do you usually play in?
Eu
I don't want it to be unfair
Netherland
I'll have fckn 200 ping
But originally I am na
What about singapore?
Ok seems good
What ping will you have in that ?
do not read subahibi
netherlands and france are best server
Sure
ranger, in like 3 diff seasons
Alr
Ipad or mobile btw?
iPad
Damn Imma get completely destroyed bro
Tell me your I'd
You're asian man you must be legend rank at the very least
Maybe 4-5 ranks above that even
Add me @balmy juniper
Tell me your I'd
Check dm
Haven't got it
Adding you in a min
Ok
M
i can spectate
Ok
only reason i ever still play so2 is because i spent too much money on it to just dump it
Same tbh
well, actually that doesn’t really mean anything. I spent like $200 on codm and it’s been a year since i’ve played it
i’ll never touch that game again
i actually hate it
Yknow Amazon prime makes u pay a £15/month subscription and then you have to pay an additional £30 per season of anime u wanna watch
spent like 1500 hours on it absolutely sick of it and it’s playerbase
Crunchyroll has way better value at just £6/month
that’s why i pirate all the movies, shows and animes i watch 💯
I pay for crunchyroll
that’s you, if you’re cool with it then you’re cool with it
Yup
How to live an anime life
Jump in front of a truck
Hope you will be reincarnated in another world
I’m jk
Don’t do that
Do push ups like asta or saitama
i want to do vertical training but i can’t do it inside
and i’m not doing it outside no way in (hel)l
mosquitos and heat will kill me
Rosie has been practicing callisthenics
She can hold a handstand for 10 seconds now
But she gets scared she will fall on her head
And stops doing it
they know u son‼️
that’s cool, been doing calisthenics for a lil bit, well. Not stuff like hand stands, but stuff like pushups, squats, crunches whatever.
wanna get a pull up bar thing to hang around a door way
Anyone na want to 1v1
i carry all the boats, all the logs.
How many push ups can u do?
Ok?
I just 1vs 1 my classmate on so2
Idc
Rosie can do 68 and 14 with 1 hand
Go 1v1
i usually do 20-25 in one sitting, but my max is 35
No
Ye
I suck
Nicee
that’s really impressive
Thankies 
Yours is impressive aswell
it’s ok, i need to push myself to do more and more
Yeah
2 years ago Rosie’s max was 3 push ups
wow, that’s a lot of progress for 2 years. I’ve been working on my pushups for like 8 or so months
8 months ago i could only at max do like 7 pushups
I'm really skinny so I can bang a lot of them, doesn't matter really
That’s still a rlly good improvement
When there's some muscle on the bone it'll matter
Rosie is morbidly obese lol
nah
Yeah
?
never heard of an obese person being able to do 60 pushups
i don’t think that’s physically possible for an obese person
I can d0 20 pushups
You can do a hundred pushups or more over the course of the entire day
For example, you can do 5 push ups multiple times until you do 100 in total
oh yeah definitely
i’ve done like 250 in a days time
i done 20 reps for like 13 sets across 12 hours
Imma watch some anime Cya
Bro is trying to be david goggins
i did 10 every time i died in elden ring until i remembered how boring elden ring is
i just find it a lot easier to do pusbups, and other calisthenics over weight lifting
but i have a bench, a bar and some dumbbells so i dont let those go to waste
when yo parents walk in on you at 1 in the morning doing pushups
never happened to me at midnight but definitely in the day time
I wasn't being active
humiliating moment
i think you should jump out of
house
Do not read subahibi
🦕
you are my buddy
carti ❤️
you are my buddy
when my dad catches me working out in the day he's just like "oh nice" and leaves me alone for a while
never been that embarrassing in the day
Jordan Carter b lyke “yo this song is absolutely fire like my 30 other unreleased stuff, don’t ever release it 🔥 “
Why its take so long to find competitive match ?
Match making
not me hitting the watch later button and then never watching it later
I think
I don't understand why is it shameful to work out around parents
Oh wait I didn't ha-
u not batman lil bro
is this true
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it’s not shameful, just embarrassing, something about your family watching you work out is embarrassing
lil bro🤓
or anyone to be frank
my bad, i meant to say younger brethren
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same could be said if my family watched me make music or listen to music or play vns
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or chat on discord
also watch yyoutube
i be like “yeah dude i do abs calisthenics” proceeds to never train abs at all!!!!
Or struggle
they’re made in the kitchen 🔥
❓
good thing i have a hyper metabolism so i’ve never grown fat in my life
Or grind and shine
what this mean
watching struggle?
soo no one ?
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Like it's embarrassing if someone sees you struggle while working out
spent a luh 9172k on a luh to tonka 🥶🥶🛻🛻
i hate when anyone sees my struggle doing anything
Gyms:
demoralizes you
crushes you emotionally
same goes when people ask about what music i listen to
never struggled in my life i've always been the best at everything i do
personally
like bro i don’t wanna speak about my music taste
except u listen to normal music
imagine if i told what i listen to to people irl
you are simply a different animal
🦕
Doesn't that just mean u need to do bigger things
yeah dude you listen to weird stuff
i listen to normal main stream stuff
I thiiiink
if its mainstream then theyd probably know
Best way to stop struggling is giving up
it was a joje
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me: “he’s literally me”
i am within 0.001% of people who has listen to loligrind
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already done ya mom can't get any bigger than that
A ram?
my eyes hurt
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🤨
Hey man nice cow
chat, rate this roast 1-10
1-10
You killed his mom? 
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that's too far man
1
1-10 is -9
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Fried chicken yummy
White text, bright!
Heh
same rating i gave your mom
Meh
what do u rate me
He killed his mom
idk 7.82772
-9.1
yes
:dodo_samsung:

credit: dim

i rate myself a prestigious 9.28163
What a nice chow
it’s a nice chow
Pass items out!!!!
What a nice piggy
Piggy
🦤
🧢
literally me
Tf?
Tf?
How tf
why is he that colo
team fortress
🦕 🦕
understandable 🙂
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😀
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pronoun
Ye dude it's maleshehergender
average Indonesian resident
noobnoun
It exists or else I'm suing inclusivity of society

Will head to twitter and say if elon musk doesn't add this gender to the tesla sign up option, then he's really bad, then I will get a lot of likes and idk
I didn't think that far I'm notthinkthatfargender
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Don't forget also :baby_chick_troll:

Don't assume I'm just male, she her I'm also :baby_chick_troll:
i'm the gender that likes chocolste milj

everygender
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i go by do not read subahibi, please respect my gender sexuality and personal identity or im telling my lawyer 😾
bro being illergic to nuts is skill issue
my pro nouns are him cause i’ll never be he
I respect, slay 💅
tf
illergic is crazy
damn it i messed it up again
lmfao
my pronouns are he cause i’ll never be he
ok anob
my pronoun is him because i'll never he
My pronouns are she/her because she tricked me, I got tricked by her
my pronouns are i’ll because him never he
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noob
never gonna give you up
bomb
never gonna let you down
Finna*

based sigma red pilled gym chad
Jim*
qim
I am gonna get so shredded I will change name to jim
qim
You pig
qim
we go jim kids otw to consume the most unhealthy ungodly product created in a illegal farm somewhere in china
(they’re gonna bench 40lbs)
qim john une
shut up mom i'm jimming
*draining
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who over there jimming they john
farmajohn
literally me
never going to jimmy johns again last time i went the bread was stale af and they put like 3 pieces of shmeat on my sandwich
worst food i've ever had
is that a real place
i don’t think i’ve ever ate there
don’t they serve like sandwiches
subs
you’re better off going to walmart and buying one of em microwave philly cheesesteaks
Maaaan
last time i microwaved one i almost burnt down the house i think
Better of buying some jif
ate the walmart philly now my ring finger won't move
house smelt burnt for a week and we had to throw away the microwave
ate the great value blueberry’s now my cheeks feel numb
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⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️
Chat stopping made me fall asleep
you are my buddy
Gn
you are my buddy
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‼️Doth Not Readeth 1984 By George Orwell‼️

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credit - dim
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Credit
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yes
credit: Ewalk
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tdyrffrf
original creator?
Credit: ewalk
“Am I actually the strongest” is actually a funny anime
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Guys I just passed level 16 but I didn’t get the 4 boxes
anyone wanna play comp 5man at Sandstone I hate playing with noobs
here my id
81502963
go to ur inventorty
*inventory
anyways @everyone anyone wanna play comp 5man at Sandstone I hate playing with noobs
here my id
81502963
I don’t know if my game is bugged
Server issues
Nice @everyone

Horse radish
Moment
I will never try Wasabi again
Probably
#xopow (horse 🐔)
But I won't try it ever again
Horse 
realest
Realer
real

Real
unreal
so real
very real
Credit: ewalk
Good morning
Should be 1-2 days if not about a week

Ewalk
anyone wanna play comp 5man at Sandstone I hate playing with noobs
here my id
81502963
xopow
Sup homies
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@steady monolith 🥖
Me if I have free time
I'm bronze 4
Any ideas how much butterfly glitch is gonna cost?? Im thinking 2.5k to 3k max
atleast in first day💀
Stilleto incident when they all cost 2,5 to 3k and now 1500 to 2000
yo
it wasn't an incident People just don't know what to price pattern skins and which looked good
but now they have a general idea
so yea i do think it's in the 2.3-3k gold ballpark
who play 3 finger?
96056139
breh
Anyone have valid promocode
🦛
Can you play this game now?
I can’t join any matches.
@devout bobcat Wassup my guy that looks like a person his age
I can. Just got out of a comp match
Thanks.I’ll try more.
Zhxrm moment
how to be a blintillionaire -
- Take out a loan for 1 billion dollars.
- Buy the bank.
- Rinse and repeat with other banks till you own all of them.
- Enjoy
Will voice chat ever go into full effect? The beta doesn’t even work lol
Facts anon lol
i’ve used voice chat before, but i don’t think anyone has ever spoken back to me with it
me when crippling debt

idk if it’s a glitch or just people not knowing VC exists
I think they need to put it in caps in the main menu “ use voice chat now “
it’s probably the second one
Instead of the big space vision mode promote
can you even hear others if you don’t have VC enabled?
I have it enabled I’ve never heard anyone
It’s probably that people don’t know that it exists
wanna hear a fun fact?
Good morning USA
people don't look things for themselves
nowadays
they have to be breastfed or smth to let them know something exist
You enabled the VC yes, but the other players didn't enable their VC.
real wasabi or the fake green horseradish
isn't red 40 a steak sauce
Chinese class coming up. 🦘
No it’s A 150
Ah
cranberry juice + rootbeer good
i mean it's such a small amount of benzene that it probably won't kill you but it's still funny that it's even there
yea most of usa food colouring is like banned everywhere else
Is there any promo codes
why tf y'all have that anyways
you guys do too lol
i think people use it here to get high
check packaged food which is red or a similar pigment
morocco
takis and ice sparkling water would instantly kill anyone born before the 21st century
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that sparkling water is good af
ong
is sparkling water really expensive in america?
big lacroix hater
black berry best flavor
not particularly unless you get the ultra expensive brands
Sparkling water makes me cough violently
$11 for a pack of 12
sparkling water is just a type of water as a substitute for beer in a beer batter
idk
ice sparkling water makes me burp
1 liter per bottle?
a lot
muddy sprite
That’s weird
culinary is weird anyways
That made me shid badly
half a liter
I mean it’s art for some reason
that's insane bruh when did they get so expensive
why would pay thousands of dollars for some black fish eggs
Because it’s apparently
Bancan shat?
“Exotic”
idk, people like them (me)
they’re hard to find sometimes
been like 4-5 months since i drink one
then why is salmon roe cheap?
nah they're good asf but that's kinda pricey
double the price of what it costs in morocco
literally overhunted sturgeons just to inflate market price
Because salmon is apparently “not rare”
So for example my 1.4K pc is 2.8K in Morocco??
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idrc since i drink them on rare occasions, they’re what i call a “hotel speciality” cause i mainly only drink them when i’m outta town at a hotel
yes
that's a Pokémon
it averages out with wages n everything but yeah
make,s sense
i think the price of new cars is doubled here as well
did you know lobsters used to be server in prisons because they were considered the cockroaches of the sea?
that was the point
next time i get a microwave
didn’t he shoot one like a lil bit ago

it was considered garbage
boy why you so 🧨 💥
a 2023 camry is already 40k bruh
bruh
mfw i go to morocco to buy a new 2023 gmc but it’s double the price of the US (the US is already 30k over msrp)
:mfw:
I sold a legendary for 100 bucks

a camry bro
toyota camry?
I think so
those things are supposed to costs pocket change wym 40k
at least for a fella like me
i mean ofc the older ones are well priced but that's still insane
(Probably)
the avg cost of a new car is like 35 or 40 grand i think
like average economy vehicle
it should be on that average I think
Who wants to play comp im bronze 4
Camry looks like a vios but has a wider black thing on the front bumper
I think that’s a good description of how it looks like
yeah i mean if you account for inflation or whatever then the average price was still 30k in the 90s and stuff but still
just buy a vios
I'm rich❤️
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🐓
i seen a 2023 charger hellcat widebody
(i think) for like 210k
You mean
i think it might be a wise investment to sell newer cars with lower technological specs for better prices

ye
we don't have them
dealer mark up was like 100k or so
lolz
thats an se asia thing
lmao
nah cats are crazy now since dodge is phasing them out
Sometimes it do be like that
tfw you buy a 90k charger hellcat and it’s stolen a week later

only in any major city in the US dawgggggg
mfw getting scammed due to region locked availability

you nab
you could actually buy like 4 viper srt10s for this
which is arguably a better vehicle
2009 accord manual ftw
should be pretty simple if your truck is high enough you can shimmy under there
Good day, sir. May I inquire into the pompous attitude you were portraying? Are you not a man of your word? Give to me information regarding your whereabouts so that we may more appropriately settle our dispute. This is preferable as you have portrayed yourself as a tough individual worthy of my challenge, what with your rambunctious boasting of wealth. Do you accept?
Yea it’s high
I’m skinny as hell too so I can fit under there
yea just gotta buy oil and find the drain plug then
how did you even buy your car?
@hollow oak womp womp

I don't!1!1
I just gotta make payments like 2 weeks before the initial deposit
i’ll neva eva get a CC
alr know how bad things could be if i missed a couple payments

True
That’s why I have my parents to remind me

decade long debt be like
Gtg
mfw i miss my CC payment (late fee), mfw i dont pay the late fee (another fee)
debit be like you use ur own money but we have "x amount" on hostage :)
You ask from your dad. 
dam
my dad only has a lancer
we got no garage so we can't even use it
1!!1!1!1!1
I purposely scratched his car while driving so he can just get another one and give the ownership of his older car to me. (It worked) 🦤
🤨
🤨
that's how you die 🤨
Hellol
Is there any promo codes that work
what
he
real
🗿
you look funky
funky funky
🦕
The shaky shaky
The silly goofy
Guys i think i forgot how to sleep
Ive tried for like 30-60mins earlier and couldn't
💢🗿
This is how i feel rn
Exactly how i feel
This emoji was made for this moment
My head hurts
Exactly like that emoji portrays

Hi
Someon play comp on Japan or Hong Kong servers
Who makes so2 logos for professional teams? Dm Me.
Yello mfs
I believe @proper gyro can help with that
I checked her work already. Their kinda mid.
8 hours ain't enough?
I forgot what it's called but there's a method where if you take a couple of (planned) naps a day instead of sleeping once per night, you'll get the same performance but with much shorter total sleep time @woven tulip
Productivity freaks use it. I used to do it too when I was a school try hard
Hello
touche I don't market myself to gaming ppl
it should be, but I need 10-11 to be well rested. I think i wouldn’t need as much sleep if I simply went to sleep at 10, which I don’t and I have a bad habit of not.
got called mid
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i would like a further breakdown why, but i guess can't get that information
but maybe tomorrow, need to make it a habit of getting my tasks out of the way like an hour before I go to sleep
Do them as soon as you wake up, and you have the rest of the day to do whatever
rendering a quick video rn to post tmrw 10pm
Makes sense that you need that much. Teens need more sleep than 8 to be fully rested (assuming you are one)
and I'll be making some behance post for today
yes, exactly why.
i don’t know how much longer my body will need it but just hope I can work off 8 hours of sleep soon enough
i just need like uh
1738 🗣️
seventeen thirty-eight (eight)
i can go 5-6hrs but when i wake up i need that 2hrs of just me in bed
then I'll get up awake
You nap a lot, don't you?
nope
i’m pretty stubborn with naps, never ever take them
i was forced to back in grade school to junior high
when i’m fully awake i only want to be awake
thats why my sleep schedule is fricked
make the most of daylight
If you're getting 10 hours of sleep a day, I don't think you will ever need them
and they blame me?
like
who forced me to ruin my sleep schedule at the age of 6?
like???
what
See new awp?
no, don’t need them. But whenever i’m off 6 hours of sleep i still just brute force through it and stay awake
Seems nice
usually with a cup of coffee
And new ak
no i havent
i don't drink coffee or tea as much
but when i have tea
i do drink to relieve stress
ever since i was 4 i’ve been drinking coffee, i’ve kinda just gotten used to the caffeine at this point
im a functioning human being thank you
with mental defects
other than that
i am still functional
i might spend money
@void bronze bro it's a tier bundle
guh
AKR “Nebula”
ok iggts (i’m gonna go to sleep)
Might spend money too
but hhh it looks good
😴💤🛌🛏️😪
gn
had brunch
damn i can’t wake to wake up and eat
and go outside
should i eat lunch?
sleep!!!
I'll knock you out~
What time is it now
1 or 12 am
might stay up a luh notha 3 hours just becuz of this comment
From where
it’s 12:36am
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