💬│english-chat

[raven oyster]

🐔

[vapid prairie]

Idk lol

Smn sold it at that

For some reason

[spice citrus]

Daym

[timber harbor]

Who knows when the stuff from the battlepass is gonna go on the mp

[unreal sluice]

In the future

[timber harbor]

But when

What knife is better luxury jKommando or prism jKommando

[rose zodiac]

@silk kraken you can a help

[rich crow]

.

[unreal sluice]

In the future

Definitely not in the past

[silk kraken]

[vapid prairie]

i jus lost 60g on a trade up

[rose zodiac]

@silk kraken my friend got banned unfairly

@silk kraken can you help me on this

[silk kraken]

your friend can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write his ID and send a screenshot of the ban message

[rugged trail]

Hi

[iron ivy]

@rose zodiac bro what happened the game banned him?

@raven oyster dam dude that sucks how did that happen to you can I ask

[rose zodiac]

he was playing normally at dawn, he went to sleep and when he woke up he opened the game and had a banning message

[iron ivy]

Ohhhh dam thats crazy

[rose zodiac]

Yes

[dim gorge]

h

[iron ivy]

I never got banned before but I barley started this game like 3 weeks ago

I never go banned in the other game tho

How this happens to ppl 😕

[rose zodiac]

he plays well, I think people denounced it to harm him

[iron ivy]

Like when he was in competitive mode right ?

Salty players mad they losing dam

[rose zodiac]

Yes, Brazilians are very crazy

[iron ivy]

What is your rank ?

[woven tulip]

chatttttttttty

[orchid magnet]

Guys

When the battle pass skins are going out

[rich crow]

Does bulk selling skins in market still work?

[clever marsh]

I’m feeling lonely

I was your phone number I can have told me

I feeling lonely

[oak cairn]

Oh god i thought i was timed out

Im shaking of fear rn

[raven oyster]

not sure what the cause is.. can be either low intake of water, or high consumption of salt or sugar

[silk kraken]

what do you mean?

[paper tangle]

balling

[paper tangle]

bulk selling = selling a lot of items at once

[raven oyster]

to achieve what?

[rich crow]

Dopamine

Some people love to get a Dopamine boost be it loss or profit lul

[fossil obsidian]

Lol

[rich crow]

Hi

[fossil obsidian]

Hi

Sup

[noble dagger]

[polar cove]

why can't I go into a match I just get infinite que time

[iron ivy]

@raven oyster hope you get better dude 🙏

[silk kraken]

send me a video of the issue in private please

[iron ivy]

Same I'm searching for 13 mins right now in Southern American que

Mine just taking a while not infinite lol

Is it usually like this for American players when they solo que

I am 16 minutes into the search now

[vast escarp]

[unreal sluice]

Can I send u a video of my skill issue in the game and hope axlebolt fix it?

[vast escarp]

axlebolt pls fix

[tough oxide]

Q

[vast escarp]

his skill issue

[unreal sluice]

Her*

Lol

[vast escarp]

🦛

i stand by what i said

no takesies backsies

[raven sluice]

not gigachad

imagine

gigachad in bio

and not being gigachad

point and laugh

[unreal sluice]

[timber harbor]

Hi ax

[silk kraken]

hi

[timber harbor]

Woah

Your response time is insane

[silk kraken]

i was here

[unique plover]

i want bentley i want money

[paper tangle]

you are donut

[unique plover]

discord added a family center

this is so real

[storm sequoia]

Someone from USA cuz I need some help

[unreal sluice]

Creepy pfp from fire force

It’s one of the strong infernos

[twin osprey]

how can I be rich in skins with out buying any gold?

[unreal sluice]

Learn to trade

[twin osprey]

how do I trade tho

[unreal sluice]

Step by step guide how to trade:

1. Invest in a skin when it’s at a low value
2. Pray it’s gonna rise
3. Sell
4. Repeat
   Thank you for listening

[twin osprey]

ooooh

[unreal sluice]

Don’t listen to me I’m not a trader

Lmao

[twin osprey]

I thought trading was exchanging skins

dam 💀

I can even buy a rare I cant invest
.....

[unreal sluice]

At this point just beg people for gold 💀

I’m obviously joking

[twin osprey]

Eeeeeeeeeeee

why is AKR12 so op at sandstone

[unreal sluice]

Just play a lot, play the free passes for some rewards, buy boxes, open them and do all this to scavenge all the littlest amounts of gold you can get

[twin osprey]

well the battle pass ended but I can't still sell my stuff from the battle pass

[tall sedge]

game is quite nice

not gonna Lie

[twin osprey]

what game

[tall sedge]

So2

[twin osprey]

oh

then why din't u know it's good

[tall sedge]

just lost 67 points from someone hacking Again

[twin osprey]

I haven't seen a hacker

[tall sedge]

Man he snatched the bomb While he is CT

[twin osprey]

tbh

...

💀

dam that's wild

[tall sedge]

it was funny

[twin osprey]

can he plant it tjo

tho

[tall sedge]

nope I just got Shot in the head after i witnessed it

[twin osprey]

lol

[tall sedge]

With 360 m60 came out of nowhere

[twin osprey]

is it com

aimbotting?

spin bot?

[tall sedge]

idk

[twin osprey]

he's 360° means while shooting it's spin bot

[tall sedge]

but i just reported alr

[twin osprey]

E

[tall sedge]

He has 14 kd and acc is new

[rich crow]

Hello

[twin osprey]

dam why still I can't sell my sniper skin from battle pass it alr ended

[rich crow]

i bought 100 gold with 2.09 euros and i didnt get my GOLDD

[twin osprey]

SAD

[rich crow]

WHY

[twin osprey]

Oop caps

sad xd

[paper tangle]

damn

[neat ferry]

Didnt got to store

[rich crow]

IDC i want them back

[neat ferry]

U Will get it

[twin osprey]

EEEEE

[neat ferry]

Soon

[twin osprey]

just wait

[rich crow]

U sure?

[neat ferry]

Need wait@twin osprey

@rich crow so2 dnt scam

Still

[rich crow]

I bought 3000 gold and they gave it to me

[unreal sluice]

How to get good at so2:

1. Contact the developers to remove your skill issue from the game

[twin osprey]

should I sleep now BC it's really cold in my country while raining

[unique plover]

doesn't track messages tho🤔

[tall sedge]

Time to tryhard again after losing 67 points

[unique plover]

kinda weird

[rich crow]

I bought 100 now i dont have it

[neat ferry]

You Will get then 100g

Where panic

[unique plover]

if you want a family center you want to be able to filter and monitor and so forth

[rich crow]

When?

[unique plover]

from a parental perspective

[twin osprey]

I wish it would work sad

I'm dog shi

kinda

[neat ferry]

U can wont get today New bp and option for share

[rich crow]

I wont get it today?

[tall sedge]

when will they buff the water gun?

[rich crow]

Bruh

[neat ferry]

@rich crow u can

[rich crow]

I can what?

[neat ferry]

Haha

[twin osprey]

@tall sedge Water gun???

[rich crow]

Im gonna check if i got my 100 gold

[twin osprey]

wot there is a water gun in so2??

[neat ferry]

U can

[rich crow]

Nope

I didnt get it

[twin osprey]

eeeee

[neat ferry]

U Will dw @rich crow

[twin osprey]

maybe reset the game buy

re opening the gsme

[neat ferry]

So2 not scamers

[rich crow]

I did e times

3

[twin osprey]

3?

[neat ferry]

Then wait

[rich crow]

Yes

[neat ferry]

No hope for beeing angry

[twin osprey]

maybe just sleep and wait

[neat ferry]

Yes

U wont lose it

[rich crow]

No im angry bc i dont get my gold

I payed for it

[neat ferry]

Then report

[rich crow]

How

[twin osprey]

dam if I had that 2 pounds u spent on 100 gold I would rather buy it for junk food

[neat ferry]

@silk moth

[twin osprey]

I mean buy junk food*

[neat ferry]

True

[silk kraken]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324172-i-made-a-purchase-but-there-are-no-new-in-game-items-or-gold

[paper tangle]

ax moment

[paper tangle]

that's not funny

[tall sedge]

G22

Headshot damage is kinda weak

[neat ferry]

Yes but its goosh moment

[twin osprey]

would u rather have the exact money u need when buying stuff(always) or have infinite currencies in games

[neat ferry]

True

[tall sedge]

Usp is more better like 89 damdge or something

[neat ferry]

No

Its 1 tap head dead

[twin osprey]

akr12 nearly same as ak but akr12 the recoil and the dpread

[neat ferry]

With armor or without

[twin osprey]

akr12 recoil and spread is kinds bad

it good when u hit

[tall sedge]

Everyone camps 24/7 with it

[twin osprey]

ye In sandstone

[neat ferry]

Its op myb

[twin osprey]

nearly lost on defuse 3v5 I used alr and won and waited until PPL join

[neat ferry]

They need add extra time in so2 ranking modes

[rich crow]

Bruh im not waiting 5 days for just 100 gold

[twin osprey]

akr12

[rich crow]

They need to fix this

[neat ferry]

Then forgot it

[unreal sluice]

Top tips how to contact devs:
mass ping them in discord
You see it’s crossed out because dont do that. It will only result in a mute in the server at best.
Instead You Should
Go to the official website and open a ticket with the chat bot. Then follow all the steps to report the problem/cheater.
Thank you for listening

[twin osprey]

like watch yt or sum

[neat ferry]

They wnt my friend

[echo briar]

Whats this game

Someone made an account using my email

[neat ferry]

So3

New version

[neat ferry]

Thats your problem

[rich crow]

Who wanna play with me

[neat ferry]

U got fished

[neat ferry]

Ask in #1044085342308941944

[paper tangle]

They're fine asking for players here anyway

it's not a rule that goes against that

[unreal sluice]

Hello nightly

[neat ferry]

Alr then didnt know

[paper tangle]

ello

[neat ferry]

Halloha

[unreal sluice]

Hru?

[paper tangle]

am good

just got sore arms

and gonna eat some takoyaki and ramen today

ima eat food and watch chat now

[echo briar]

Some guy hacked my account and made dc

[unreal sluice]

Ok that’s good

[unreal sluice]

That sounds Nicee

[rich crow]

None answers

[tall sedge]

accuracy?

[calm tulip]

hey guys i have getting a a chat massege from ban support can anywone help please?

[unreal sluice]

It’s a scam

The devs don’t send you messages in game that they will ban you

Just ignore or block them

[paper tangle]

can you send a screenshot on #📸│photos

[calm tulip]

oh okay thnak u i was paniken

ok wait

[paper tangle]

just gonna double check

[paper tangle]

i just wanted to eat ramen again

from the ramen joint

[calm tulip]

idk what taht is but it sounds goodbecouse iam german

[unreal sluice]

It sounds really nice

I’ve never had ramen

But it looks and sounds delicious

[jagged folio]

support can explain to me why when I unapply a sticker from my weapon, the sticker disappears from the inventory, I already lost a lot of gold with it and I wanted to complain

[paper tangle]

its good

[paper tangle]

Once you get rid of a sticker from a weapon its gone forever.

[calm tulip]

i send it to so2 screnn...

[unreal sluice]

Definitely a scam

[paper tangle]

Yea, it's scam

ignore it and block them

[jagged folio]

oh ok thx

[unreal sluice]

If u ever get those types of messages never give them any info just block them or ignore

[stray root]

Yo one question

[calm tulip]

okay thank u guys

[paper tangle]

ask

[paper tangle]

[stray root]

I couldn’t find the place to put the promo code in

[paper tangle]

iOS?

[stray root]

Ye

[paper tangle]

iOS no longer has that feature

[stray root]

So no promo code?

[calm tulip]

now i can play i peace

[stray root]

Just android ?

[paper tangle]

Sadly yes

[calm tulip]

in*

[unreal sluice]

Gojo is so cool

I wanna have powers like him

[stray root]

Alr thanks 🥺

[paper tangle]

[unique plover]

new emoji just dropped

🥺

it's different on pc at least

[rich crow]

[modern hull]

[rich crow]

I’d imagine very soon right?

[paper tangle]

Most likely around October for the Halloween event.

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

[torpid vault]

[rich crow]

[whole lotus]

Attention members testicle inspection in 30minutes

[echo briar]

whats standoff 2

[torpid vault]

[brittle knoll]

No pls

[echo briar]

so whats standoff

[nocturne ice]

hi people

[fallow marsh]

Axlebolt I don’t have result cancel and the match Is 3 weeks ago

I leave this game

Is so incorrect

[nocturne ice]

bad game

[fallow marsh]

Fr

[nocturne ice]

5 more mins

cant wait

[whole lotus]

Call testicles inspector

[nocturne ice]

@torpid vault get your ahh here

[torpid vault]

[echo briar]

hi

[torpid vault]

Can i may take a look at you testicles?

I just need to

uhh...

[echo briar]

sure go ahead

[torpid vault]

oh whats that

✂️

[echo briar]

a scissor

[torpid vault]

i think i messed up

[echo briar]

oh no

[paper tangle]

he has to go bald

[nocturne ice]

no way

L

your balls are no longer

cry about it

[torpid vault]

ratio

+get good

[echo briar]

im a man with no balls

[torpid vault]

✂️🏀

[whole lotus]

Cope

[echo briar]

does that mean no children?

😿

[torpid vault]

Let me check 🔎

[echo briar]

k

dont mess up again

[lusty thorn]

pee stored in the balls

[torpid vault]

Hmm looks like there is an missinput 🏀⚾

[paper tangle]

not the misinput

[torpid vault]

[whole lotus]

Bro has extra balls

[hushed nexus]

@untold chasm yo

[untold chasm]

?

[cedar raft]

When somebody kicks you there it just leaks out

[torpid vault]

ouch

[paper tangle]

ew

[whole lotus]

Bro made me imagine

[paper tangle]

[dreamy radish]

Can anyone help me to start trading with 180 gold

[echo briar]

i came here cuz some guy made an account with my alt email and left with balls

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[echo briar]

hello gine

[whole lotus]

Kiss me already

[nocturne ice]

no way

[torpid vault]

yes

[nocturne ice]

bro

i am gine

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[nocturne ice]

fine you can be gine

[warm remnant]

Best weapon currently?

[cedar raft]

less goooo

[echo briar]

gun

[whole lotus]

your hot lips babe

[torpid vault]

M60

[warm remnant]

shut up bro your lips are hotter

[whole lotus]

😩

[warm remnant]

nah bro its probably the milk my dad is getting

[rich crow]

Rizz lord

[torpid vault]

The bigger the size...

[whole lotus]

He Rizzed me back 😍

[warm remnant]

the more he wants it

[whole lotus]

Come great responsibility!!!

[torpid vault]

[warm remnant]

cums great responsibility

[torpid vault]

what

[whole lotus]

😳

[warm remnant]

i want your job

i wanna be testicle inspector now

mine haven't ascended

into the great balls

[rich crow]

Enough testicle inspecting

Time for the taste test

[torpid vault]

im ready

[warm remnant]

I'd give this testicle addon a 9/10

[whole lotus]

Me first

[torpid vault]

🥚🍽️

[rich crow]

Alright enough tasting

Now we move on to the durability test

[torpid vault]

🔨💥

oops

[whole lotus]

My balls

Nooooo

[rich crow]

Failed the test

Was looking promising

[torpid vault]

😔

[paper tangle]

time for the taste test

[rich crow]

Too late there’s nothing remaining

[jagged depot]

Sexo

[plucky marten]

When can we sell the stickers

From the new season

[jagged depot]

Sexo

Sex

Sex

[plucky marten]

Bruh u good?

[paper tangle]

1-2 weeks

[jagged depot]

I need sex

[paper tangle]

[plucky marten]

Aye cant wait to sell them

💀

[untold chasm]

@hushed nexus

Sended me nu#s

Pls ban him

[hushed nexus]

Where ☠️

[untold chasm]

I have proof

I got sc

[nocturne ice]

lmaoo

thats what he said lmao

[untold chasm]

#📸│photos

[nocturne ice]

and you proceed to send them in this server

clever

[paper tangle]

What the hell did I do man.

[warped anvil]

Who wants to play a rank game?

[unreal sluice]

Void god azathoth

Weed god zazathoth

[paper tangle]

Either next month or October

[paper tangle]

for the Halloween event

[unreal sluice]

Pass the weed

[paper tangle]

[unreal sluice]

Thx

[paper tangle]

the first halloween event was better than the other ones

[lilac patrol]

i need a good player to play allies wm

wait guys

[paper tangle]

During that time we didn't have any BPs

[lilac patrol]

did the gamepass done?

[paper tangle]

just a sticker collection

like this one

[hazy dragon]

Is it normal for the mach to take for ever to load

[paper tangle]

was from the first one

[nocturne ice]

good morning people

[paper tangle]

always happens

[nocturne ice]

yes

[rich crow]

Yes cuz its so2

Its normal bro

[hazy dragon]

Ok

[warped anvil]

Who wants to play w me join vc

[paper tangle]

BP items will be sellable in 1-2 weeks.

[unreal sluice]

Which one?

[hazy dragon]

Cool

[paper tangle]

The zombie mode one

[unreal sluice]

I liked the one with the original zombie mode

[unreal sluice]

Yeah

It also brings nostalgia back when life was simpler for me

Before any exams

And worrying about money

[rich crow]

???

[paper tangle]

same

I had fun playing that mode

I wish that they brought it back

[torpid vault]

2019

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken this is real

[unreal sluice]

Yeah

[nocturne ice]

game fell off

[unreal sluice]

Just like Rosie’s IQ

[nocturne ice]

nah

[unreal sluice]

Lol

True it was never there to begin with

[nocturne ice]

nah

[iron ivy]

Any youtubers in the chat right here

[nocturne ice]

yeah me

ballslover69

[iron ivy]

I need help to livestream

[nocturne ice]

oh

ok

nvm

[iron ivy]

Omelet arcade shut down

[nocturne ice]

youaregine

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[paper tangle]

I remember using omelet arcade once

good times

[nocturne ice]

fr bro

[torpid vault]

amigine?

[nocturne ice]

youarethetesticleinspector

[cedar raft]

Inspect me

[nocturne ice]

dontforget

[unreal sluice]

I forgot what that is

[paper tangle]

streaming app for mobile

[torpid vault]

oh my...

[nocturne ice]

mobile streaming software

also for pc now

but useless

[unreal sluice]

I remember back when I watched reaction time and infinite lists back when I was younger. Simple times😢

[brittle knoll]

Poop

[iron ivy]

@paper tangle yea I used to stream on there

[brittle knoll]

My nostrils are dry

[iron ivy]

When I first began yt

[brittle knoll]

🐅

[iron ivy]

Good times dang

But it shut down June 29

Now I need a new app for livestreaming I want to stream this game 🎮

[brittle knoll]

Damn

[torpid vault]

Twitch

[brittle knoll]

Wait not damn

It was full of children

[iron ivy]

@torpid vault I can stream from twitch to yt?

[brittle knoll]

🐔

At least in the minecraft side

[iron ivy]

I never tried twitch because I always wanted my content to be on yt

[unreal sluice]

I remember saving up money for an iPad

Since I was 9

And I got 1 at 15

So I actually managed

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🦕

How do u save money

[civic flume]

Hi

[brittle knoll]

Do u steal bit by bit

[iron ivy]

Chicken dinosaur?

@civic flume hello dude

[brittle knoll]

Oh yeah parents and allowances exist, forgot about that

[iron ivy]

[civic flume]

Can I send a link here?

[brittle knoll]

Text text question mark?

[iron ivy]

Lmao@brittle knoll

U funny dude

[brittle knoll]

Nice ad hominem

[iron ivy]

💯

[brittle knoll]

100 with two underlines

[iron ivy]

Red 100 with two underlines my dude

[brittle knoll]

More words and a number

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Most heated up debate on discord between an android user and an ios user 2023

U got ios 100%

[torpid vault]

🎅🏿

[iron ivy]

I'm android brother

Lol

[brittle knoll]

Real?

🦕 🦕

[iron ivy]

Yes I'm fr

Never had ios

Never will

[brittle knoll]

You when
Can't keep buying apple phones cuz u need to work for allat money

Also

Communication issues with android users on discord

That's the biggest con

[iron ivy]

@brittle knoll obv you play S02

[brittle knoll]

No

[iron ivy]

Are you good ?

[brittle knoll]

🐡

No

🐔

[iron ivy]

@rich crow you wild

[somber nacelle]

Guys are there any clean skins thatare not too expensive

[woven tulip]

WORD

[iron ivy]

@somber nacelle I got a ak skin that was cool with the snake

From a box

[whole lotus]

AK digital burst

[iron ivy]

Was freeeee

[brittle knoll]

Saving money for 1 year to buy the latest iphone 20 in 2033: 🦎🥣

[torpid vault]

real

[brittle knoll]

(only ios users see the right lizard emoji)

[whole lotus]

There are wrong lizard emojis?

[empty pebble]

hi i just need ask something

[whole lotus]

DAMN IT

[brittle knoll]

What what th whattt

Whatatt

What

[brittle knoll]

Right facing I meant

Bruh

[whole lotus]

@empty pebble

[nocturne ice]

racism

i am racism

[brittle knoll]

Iphone hack

[torpid vault]

0.24.2 leaks

[iron ivy]

Bro I'm so glad I left critical ops

[nocturne ice]

nick/ga

[iron ivy]

STANDOFF 2 trumps that game idc what nobody say

[nocturne ice]

but game fr

bad

[whole lotus]

Game felt like walking in moon

[iron ivy]

I played cops for 6 years

[brittle knoll]

To all the ios users in this chat:

🦎🦕

[iron ivy]

And built my channel on it but it's time for a new chaper and that for me is standoff 2 😄

[empty pebble]

bro i played i rank game and there is this dude who kills me before i see him wat is that?

[iron ivy]

And this game is just cooler

[empty pebble]

a*

[torpid vault]

ping

[whole lotus]

Happy birthday to your friend next to you 🥳🥳🥳

[iron ivy]

Maps currency ranked setup cases are awesome

[nocturne ice]

for me its 🦕 🚬

[iron ivy]

This game actually give you reason to play and grind

[empty pebble]

hmmm but we was at the same ping

[whole lotus]

That is called skills bro

[iron ivy]

There is 500 lvl thats crazy 💯

[brittle knoll]

Frrr

[nocturne ice]

too much input delay

[torpid vault]

servers

[brittle knoll]

Sauropod on android is chill like that

🦕

[iron ivy]

@nocturne ice what do you ment by that dude ?

Input delay?

[torpid vault]

Servers are garbonzo while tournament

[nocturne ice]

fr

[torpid vault]

Azzlebolt

[nocturne ice]

asslebolt

[iron ivy]

I saw the live tournament earlier this morning they spoke in Russian tho

[torpid vault]

[empty pebble]

nah i think he is using something cuz it was 2 vs 1

[brittle knoll]

🎷🦕

(only ios users will see it playing the sax)

[empty pebble]

he literally killed my friend behind the wall twice

[iron ivy]

@empty pebble wallbang?

[empty pebble]

hmm idk maybe ping

[nocturne ice]

for me its 😼 🚬

[torpid vault]

He looking away for me

[nocturne ice]

cst

cats smoke too

[empty pebble]

idk man i want to delete the game i got -74

[iron ivy]

-74 wym dude

What does that mean tho

[torpid vault]

mmr

[empty pebble]

mmr -74

[iron ivy]

I still don't understand

[empty pebble]

cuz of him

[iron ivy]

Bro I'm like new

[empty pebble]

the rank points

[iron ivy]

Could u pls elaborate what that means

Ohhhhh!

Gotcha

[brittle knoll]

For me it's

[iron ivy]

@empty pebble what's yo rank bruh

[brittle knoll]

Certified android user

[empty pebble]

i was silver 3

[iron ivy]

@empty pebble don't quit

[brittle knoll]

™️

[iron ivy]

Let me help

I believe I would be at least better then a gold 4

[torpid vault]

🐐

[iron ivy]

Or is that too ambitious of me ?

[brittle knoll]

He's like

[empty pebble]

idk the dude who won was silver 2 i still don't know how

[iron ivy]

I tried to rank earlier solo but it took 49 mins and I gave up I need a party

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[unreal sluice]

Why do people pay to get boosted by hackers

[paper tangle]

🐓

[unreal sluice]

They literally pay to get banned

[iron ivy]

I could probably beat them

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

He is proud

[paper tangle]

He is proud

[brittle knoll]

And looking majestically to the side

[paper tangle]

🐓

[empty pebble]

what server do u play in first

[iron ivy]

America

[brittle knoll]

Oh yea I forgot

[iron ivy]

Wana see my profile

[nocturne ice]

amerka server

damn

[iron ivy]

I haven't ranked once tho

[torpid vault]

exists

[empty pebble]

i only can play in france or Netherlands cuz of ping

[iron ivy]

I'm ready to rank after learning maps

[torpid vault]

Where is mars server

waiting

[paper tangle]

[iron ivy]

I used to play in eu server in cops

I'll have to see how it is in this game

Nether is eu right

[whole lotus]

Look who's talking

[empty pebble]

the mmr is unfair and u will destroy ur device

[paper tangle]

I can't see

who's talking

[iron ivy]

I mean I played tdm in Hong Kong servers

[torpid vault]

Dont tell me u dont know

[iron ivy]

Netherland is England and that is eu @torpid vault

[whole lotus]

He's right behind me isn't he

[iron ivy]

I'm just asking for conformation lol

[paper tangle]

[torpid vault]

[nocturne ice]

wtf

[paper tangle]

What.

[sweet flare]

Goofball of a chat

[nocturne ice]

fr

[paper tangle]

Did he fail the Geography check

[empty pebble]

so u sure its ping?

[iron ivy]

Lmao I don't know where the nether is at bruh

[paper tangle]

[iron ivy]

Ye I failed lmao

[unreal sluice]

Rosie no friends to play comp with

[nocturne ice]

average minecraft player

[torpid vault]

Are u american?

[sweet flare]

[iron ivy]

@torpid vault yes

[nocturne ice]

i have no friends

[unreal sluice]

Rosie just gonna solo and lose tank

Rank

Yay

[torpid vault]

so is it true americans suck in geography

[sweet flare]

Ok gl

[torpid vault]

[iron ivy]

@torpid vault idk dude

That's a broad statement lmao

[sweet flare]

Good losing

[iron ivy]

It's just me

I never had friends from nether so I don't know crappp

[sweet flare]

Real

[nocturne ice]

as an amerkan i know that england is in asia

[sweet flare]

Amerkan

Im a texan

[torpid vault]

Genius

[nocturne ice]

fr

[torpid vault]

Ukrain real state in russia

[iron ivy]

Yall destroying me on this eu thing lmao

[tranquil fern]

bru

[iron ivy]

Savage discorders

[nocturne ice]

i also think that the usa is the best state of all times

[nocturne ice]

🦅

[torpid vault]

Look on a map dud

[sweet flare]

Where is north sentenal island eh?

[nocturne ice]

hi rosie guy

[torpid vault]

Freedom

[nocturne ice]

RAHHH

[iron ivy]

@torpid vault I could look at map yes but I don't need to prove my intelligence I'm fine admiting I didn't know lol

The point is me and bruh can't rank

Kk

[sweet flare]

When did the testicle inspector become a geography tutor?

[torpid vault]

✅

[sweet flare]

He passed.

[nocturne ice]

don tlet the testicle inspector inspect yours

last time we did

someone lost theirs

[sweet flare]

Yall killing the chat nooo

[torpid vault]

🥚

[nocturne ice]

the chat is killing itself

[unreal sluice]

My headshot did -0

[sweet flare]

Guess ill do the same thing

[unreal sluice]

Why does my headshot decide to not count

[nocturne ice]

ping issues

[sweet flare]

Cya sometime else

[unreal sluice]

When he rushes with shotgun

[unreal sluice]

30 ping literally

[nocturne ice]

your shot wont register if you die before you shoot

[unreal sluice]

This guy got so lucky with the nade

Anyway I don’t have any motivation to actually play well and win

[paper tangle]

ballin

[nocturne ice]

get some sleep

[unreal sluice]

What’s the point if I can try hard for 130 games but lose it all to smurfs in 6

I’m in last place lol

[iron ivy]

@unreal sluice what's your rabk

Rank/**

[unreal sluice]

Was champion, in 6 games I went down to gold 3 cuz my team was ranger and Phoenix and other team was gold players but they Smurf.

-60 each game

[woven tulip]

this that escape from yekaterinburg i been hearing about?? 🔥 🔥

[iron ivy]

I see

That's a tuff thing you need a full party right

We should add eachother ? To squad up when we can

[unreal sluice]

Lmaoo I’m last

I rlly can’t be bothered to try

[iron ivy]

If your last play differently and get picks

Sound?

[unreal sluice]

Nah

I’m not motivated to try

Cuz why

I was motivated for 130 games

[iron ivy]

Usually when I'm last I switch up the playstyle completely they won't predict

[unreal sluice]

It took me 130 games to get the mmr I lost in 6

So why bother

Others can carry me

[iron ivy]

Sorry

[nocturne ice]

so you lost 300 mmr is 6 games?

[iron ivy]

Losing streak

[nocturne ice]

in

[iron ivy]

Why did you proceed

[unreal sluice]

350

[nocturne ice]

dang

just pray people forfeit

[iron ivy]

If your on a losing streak why not back off and cooldown and get a party

[unreal sluice]

I’m texting here instead of playing

So I just am afk and then die

[nocturne ice]

fair

texting here is better than playing the game

[unreal sluice]

Cuz I’m not gonna give effort to win 10-8 and I have 27 kills and +10 and next time I have 17 kills, lose 10-1 and -60

I’m only one with a negative KD

No matter

[iron ivy]

A negative mindset won't help

I'm no expert but just logic bro

[unreal sluice]

Yeah but idc how I play

Other can carry me

[iron ivy]

You sound like you care

But your expressing it like this

Your upset you deranked you care

[unreal sluice]

Idc because I’m upset

I go against elite level opponents but lose mmr as if they were gold

[iron ivy]

I'm not judging you I'm just saying this bruh

I understand

[verbal imp]

Fr

[iron ivy]

Smurfs are in codm and other fps

[verbal imp]

Well idk about elites but

[iron ivy]

Smurfs are apart of fps

Nobody has solved it yet

[summer isle]

@unreal sluice thats so2

You should expect that

[unreal sluice]

I went against 2 smurfs who were legend in main and gold 2 in Smurf

[verbal imp]

We know that.

[unreal sluice]

I lost 80 mmr that game

[summer isle]

We all lose -40 after winninng +5 qnd we aint complaining

[paper tangle]

i like donuts

[summer isle]

Were 5mmr above legend

In my scd account

[iron ivy]

@paper tangle donuts with what

[summer isle]

And lost 5 game strea'

-30

[iron ivy]

Donuts and bacon

[verbal imp]

Isn't as bad as losing 80

[paper tangle]

donuts

[verbal imp]

Like Rosie said

[summer isle]

I lost 10-8 witj 26 kills in elite rank

-40

How??

How???

Elire

Not gold

Elite

[paper tangle]

skill issue

[summer isle]

Bro fr said skill issue

[verbal imp]

Losing streak u shidder

[summer isle]

Just 'eeping in mind

Thats only a game

[unreal sluice]

If my team plays bad, im not trying to carry
If my team plays well they can carry me

[summer isle]

Helps me to not rage that much

[summer isle]

Lmao

[whole lotus]

@summer isle I'll carry u

[summer isle]

Im all yes

@rich crow my old acc

Rip

[verbal imp]

Well it doesnt help in the slightest

[paper tangle]

did you lose your discord account or something?

oh

I remember that name here

[summer isle]

Lost a2f code

• so2 acc scammed lost legend account

Lmfao

L

[paper tangle]

not the af2 code

[unreal sluice]

Lmao I missed all my shots

I’m going 4-9

[whole lotus]

Then we'll kiss on top of Eiffel tower

[summer isle]

I mean i resetted my phone

So couldnt get back code

[paper tangle]

sad

understanable though

[unreal sluice]

I’m getting carried finally

[paper tangle]

rabbit

[wraith topaz]

Anybody awake?

[unreal sluice]

4-10

[wraith topaz]

Im silver om rank bc od randoms anybody wanna play?

[paper tangle]

i wanna eat ramen but i cant eat ramen because my mother is busy

[unreal sluice]

We won

I was last place

Imma go again

[wraith topaz]

Rank?

[unreal sluice]

And put the same amount of effort I.

[rich crow]

Есть русские?

[wraith topaz]

I wanna rank up

[unreal sluice]

Gold 3

Don’t go with me, im not gonna try

Even if we losing I’m gonna do my own thing

[wraith topaz]

Im f silver on rank bc of randoms my stats are fine

[rich crow]

does anyone have money in a qiwi wallet?

[wraith topaz]

I just wanna play it's 2 AM but I can't sleep and randoms are making me f them they are so noob

[unreal sluice]

I’m not gonna try to clutch anything

If it’s 1v3 imma preserve my KD

And weapon

[paper tangle]

noob'd

[unreal sluice]

Idk why I’m acting up like this

[wraith topaz]

Wanna play?

[paper tangle]

nah

I don't play anymore

[wraith topaz]

Check #📸│photos

[unreal sluice]

Rosie being Rosie and acting up and complaining for no reason again

[karmic gate]

whos tryna run up some comp, i needa rank

[paper tangle]

peanut butter

[paper tangle]

jelly

[nocturne ice]

@everyone

[paper tangle]

[small dirge]

Any one have tips?

[paper tangle]

monkey brain works better than a normal brain

[unreal sluice]

Rosie has no brain

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

ewalker

[nocturne ice]

monkey brain is nice

[unreal sluice]

I got kicked

[paper tangle]

how's college @stray violet

[unreal sluice]

What can I expect I guess

[nocturne ice]

bad teammates

[stray violet]

Vacation

[unreal sluice]

No I was playing usp cuz I forgot to buy a gun

[stray violet]

Class in summer

Hot

[unreal sluice]

And then

[paper tangle]

that's hot

[nocturne ice]

damn

[unreal sluice]

I couldn’t be bothered to 1v2 so I just hid

[nocturne ice]

valorant community is different

no matter what

[paper tangle]

@stray violet when college done

[unreal sluice]

It’s too much effort

[nocturne ice]

theyd say

"nice try"

[hoary dove]

How to standoff 2 still have an hacking problem

[nocturne ice]

game fell off

[hoary dove]

Are Russian Contin creator just dumb. It’s been a problem since 2019.

[stray violet]

Maybe 2 year

Then transfer

[paper tangle]

damn

[stray violet]

4 more

[paper tangle]

Good luck on College

[unique plover]

wishing you the worst 🙏

[paper tangle]

[unreal sluice]

Trying to play well is honestly too much effort

But I wanna play

Idk I feel bad for my teammates for having to deal with me when I’m like this

But I don’t have the energy or mood to try hard

[dim gorge]

😭

[paper tangle]

it's always like that man

[hoary dove]

They should just make me an admin, no more hack problem

[unreal sluice]

I wanna get champion back

But whenever I look at my rank it just makes me sad

[normal sedge]

@stray violet you,rre

[paper tangle]

you mean

yru'er

[normal sedge]

Ye

[unreal sluice]

Guess I might start trying a bit

To stop ruining it for my team

[normal sedge]

Sorry for the mistale

[stray violet]

r

[normal sedge]

The mistaldkdle

[verbal imp]

t

[paper tangle]

r

[stray violet]

Discord delet notes

:(

I had notes for every person

[paper tangle]

damn

[stray violet]

Nvm mega's is still there

[paper tangle]

no more notes

[unreal sluice]

What was mine

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken this do be real

[dim gorge]

you used it?

[stray violet]

✍️

[paper tangle]

[dim gorge]

i never used the notes for anyone’s profile

[normal sedge]

When was this

[paper tangle]

idk

[normal sedge]

I never knew about this

[rich crow]

You can, somewhat. Rocket jump in carnage.

[paper tangle]

i still have my note

[paper tangle]

now do it in TF2

[normal sedge]

Nvm i just saw it

Cool

Epic