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i did not shower in 5 days
U on fine ice bro don't force my finger
But if you report me I report you then you report me than I report you 🫠
Bro is a menace
🦜
I showered twice today
I pour ketchup in my fries then dipping them
🐓
The vicious cycle
i pour my fries into the ketchup
🐡
I dip the ketchup into the fries
I eat ketchup
i eat fries with mcdonalds sour cream
Bruy
i mean i eat my sour cream from mcdonalds with my fries
Hey man what yhe
I dip my hand into the fries
And then ketchup my eating
im contemplating if i should shower
Do hot shower
I AM the ketchup
no
For sleep induction
you mean the reverse
Nah
I no longer get any effects from cold showers
I shower cold in the morning and im still sleepy
I do it at night and doesnt change my modd
your body temperature has to drop for you to fall asleep
Mood
I fixed my gas problem yesterday and today I googled if I should take a cold or hot shower if I want to wake up a little
And turns out a cold showrr did in fact make me more alert
Before I went out
gas problem? like farting?
And then I tried a hot shower when I got home earlier 1 hr ago
I got pretty sleepy after
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But it wore off now only because my temp rose back up
And it did in fact go down from the shower
maaan
nightmare of every iOS user (part 1)
🦕
nightmare of every iOS user (part 2)
🦎🦕
ambata showerrrr
the bugggg shakerrrrrrrr
the bug shaker

I bought 100 gold, then fable case, then I opened it and got just rare skin 🤦♂️
Totally wasted 2$ for 0.35 gold skin
Guys
SyreX
Check #📸│photos
Is it good
Cuz i be getting new pc in 3 week or 4
And amma buy gold whit my birthday miney
Why yall went silent bru
@silk kraken real
Hi all
I'm a former champion and now I can't get off the silvers
😦
In solo
Anreal
Very hard
Nightly
Have a good day SyreX
Haii

@paper tangle
i be poppin bottles
sparkles and champagne 🍾
@rich crow
VIP my section, Royalty looking sexy
You know that be my bae
The H
@jade reef
honest 30 day ban reaction:
Crazy
@cold swift
nah still here
Nah
Anyone have link to faceit
finna (going to) drink all this apple cider
Invisible is real
Wdym
Me with water
Me with lean
double u
I drink water because why not
Should I quit😃

1/10
bro think he lucki, yeat, summrs, ken carson
baconator from Wendy’s
what about the spider verse burger from Burger King

i got off lucky, usually you’ll die from poisoning but i didn’t. I ate it thinking i would get spiderman powers.

Real
i still got the spider powers 2 weeks later after letting 17 different types of spiders bite me
i knew one of them would work eventually
I have the power of donuts and this gun I found in the floor
only in texas blawggggg
I have powers from dirty juice
Yeeehaw
i have powers from this apple cider
the soreness only lasts like 2 hours at most
nah man at high school me and like 45 other students worked out on the first day of school in the College Gym with the coach
Our soreness lasted for the whole week

only time i have to actually take a day off due to my soreness is with legs
them jawns last days
leg soreness is the worst
@rich crow check dms
i’ve gotten used to every other part of my body
I had to go up the stairs for my next class after gym class
torture!!!!
So true
I had cramps when I went up all of the stairs
and the worst part is that my next class was down stairs
so I had go back down
and then go back up for the next class
hello everyone, I need help
@rich crow dms
I have a trojan in my pc... and 7 more malware in my pc
that’s tough, get an anti virus
I have an antivirus, but it obviously doesn't work well as long as it doesn't notify me in time, like Google, email or anything. all game accounts can be taken. I even discovered the location on the dark web, there are entrances there
if you can get along at least a little bit, let me know on discord. to help me at least something until I restart the PC completely
In the first place what the hell did you do
you ask me?
Yea
a friend gave me a hack for gta v
dark web 😱 😱

as early as last year
and since then I have a copy of windows and everything is screwed up and destroyed
@woven tulip you seeing this???

ahahah cool
@rich crow
yeah
but I discovered the location of the hacker, he is a Ukrainian who escaped to America😀
Damn
@jade reef dms
and why would someone hack a completely irrelevant person from Serbia?
U need to get new pc bro
I have to destroy the PC, the only solution hahaha xd
no
@cold swift DMS
I managed to get my account back on Instagram, I have 40k followers there
@formal lintel why are you just pinging people for a DM?
guys can you tell me what is the best sensitivity?

What does acc do?
Thnk u ❣️
there’s no trading in this game 👍
Yes but i can buy something
And sell more gold
Someone have gun with something goos sticker?
Yes
Nananana
Yes
Now I wanna listen to that song
Hilow
Hilow👍
I use for comedic purposes
chat, what is he singing?!!?!?!?

R E A L
He just sings
Autograph

R. E. A. L
Just a big ahh dot

In the sun
re watching a movie for the 7th time cause i’ve never gotten sick of it
Relatable
What movie
cheese’d

There's 1 movie I could rewatch rn
id rather watch a 2hr manwha recap than a avenger film
moment
That is real
Fr
no, I’m watching Spiderman ITSV
no
it’s real
it’s F A K E
Maybe they don't wanna watch manga with the same plot 24/7 @proper gyro !!
No
Yo
say no again and you’ll be cheese’d

I can watch ff again
Shi slaps
wah i tot
true most manwha are recycled garbage but some of them are alr
He screams
Hiiiii
I missed yalll so much
Moment
Yes please
nO.
nn~ O.
Da MN
Now get 1k
Nah we jumpin
damn
Straight to 1k


I love my 10 subscribers
What are rhe 2
PSU and Motherboard
Psu?
Alguém para jogar?
It’s a power supply unit
I new it
Knew*
I was like
Watxh bro gonna say it's the power brick or something
Lmao
Oh yes, sorry
nooooooo :OS_WAHHgone:
Cheese
Im pretty sure that an AI did the space girl sticker on #🌅│fan-art
Fake Js 😔
Fake js
They weren't real😭
Walkman 13's
mods, crease his J’s

@devout bobcat Ik i already told you this, but you look like a 47 year old tech ceo
In THAT pic
Someone have offers? (I have 7 gold)
No sticker?
I have bp blue stiker or you take m16 sour with the sticker
Beep boop
meow.
Where live zharm reaction 
You haven’t implemented it yet
You should add it. 
Lazy
Hi
You the one dming me??
Hey mates
Hello, potential mate
Howdy
Dawg
Huh? Is that directed to me or someone else?
flawg thought he was gon catch me awake
too bad buddy boy i’m gon go to sleep
Danggg
listening to my music ❗️🔥
What album
have a goodnight
Cw?????
Hi
No
I’m a barbie girl
In a barbie world
ai ai ai you're my butterfly
I’m the righteous hand of god
And I’m the devil that you forgot
🐓
嗚呼いつもの様に
過ぎる日々にあくびが出る
さんざめく夜越え今日も
渋谷の街に朝が降る
どこか虚しいような
そんな気持ち つまらないな
でもそれでいい そんなもんさ これでいい
feliz navidad
Learn Chinese instead. 🦅
can someone add me to the suflets discord server please
whats suflets
I remember meeting a Chinese dude from new zealand 
i have an ethnic japanese friend that doesn't speak japanese!!
Idk my origin. 🦤
I have Japanese neighbours and chinese neighbours ☕️
Damn it
Bro gonna start war here gave me flashback ww2
Does he speak eng?
eng and local language
Or other languages
Oh
I remember having a chinese classmate is annoying :(.
I just play super idol and he started dance lmao
hahahahahahaha
im ethnically chinese and i dont speak chinese so cant blame my jp friend for not speak jp
💀
Bro question it
Here
Whats is bingchilling?
🤺
creamer
I wonder how it feels to work with a big yt channel 🦘
I’m not a good drifter.
Tokyo drift
I only drift when I accidentally oversteer and trying to save the car.
💀 what car you own now?
Myvi 🦘
My dad has sports car
It’s an automatic car, but I treat it like a manual car by using those 2, 3 and D gear.
🦛
Wsgg
Getting a driving license for manual car and then drive auto 
Apparently I only use that skill in sim racing.
is it evo
naw just a normal lancer
I’m immune to covid. 
Someone auto updated the software inside my body that they injected into me back then. 
Alguém competitivo ?
When the new season dropping?

Next year


Hey
@rich crow kese ho
e girl detected
Hey I need some help, I've been hardstuck silver 2 for like a week now, and I want to know how to break out.
Ba nu
Minți
skill issue
This game's community changed so much
All of this community is formed by new players
smh
That sucks... Play with me I will get you out of silver 2 to 1🥰
Most of em attracted by gyro


Всем привет
imba
I do not know English, I write through a translator
Ba nu
Ești obraznica
Bnu
true
yo does anyone here has a rly rly good invemtory?
No im broke
i have a rly rly bad inventory
I have a knifr thats it
no you don't
L rizz
slavery is illegal
💀
i dont live in kazahkstan bruh

Hai 1v1
Ai silver
Si ce
Te arunf
Ranked elite q
Hello
Hello
,
ok.
hi people

pls help me install standoff 2 on pc
Somebody know when stickers or graffiti from this event will be on the market?
just install csgo
My buddy
you are my buddy @rich crow
@paper tangle I need help with something
No you are my buddy :3
Yes
bleberri
And I still can’t change my nickname Kaffn lied to me
Buddy ? 🥹
Yes. You are my buddy.
you are my buddy
Yay
i need standoff 2
you are a
play on mobile
you are a
You don’t wanna know bro
if you need to play on pc you are shid at the game
i want i pc 💀
is it a body
REAL
Realest
you are a
🐖
kodamono
don't tell 'im
I won’t
;(
waw
every so2 server member is a buddy
nice cow
Hi
bet 100 euro you are at least 5 years younger than me
deadass
on the spot
serious
rn
dude ur 11
i love my buddies
have 100 euros
you're my buddy rat
thanks
shut your mouth kaffn you're literally 16 AND turkish
@rich crow too many emojis
@rich crow too many emojis
you are my buddy
dont say chum without the h
time up
bad thing will happen
dude
im poor
it's 16.5 actually
unemployed
even
skill issue ngl
yes

lobert
@latent sparrow reply to this message if you are not a buddy
skibiddi bop bop
you are my buddy
You are a kool you system
why am i a kool you system
@loading97 don't reply if ur homo
Don’t search it up on yt
There is nothing wrong with it btw
It’s a normal video by tipsy duck
All his videos are somewhat normal
you are my buddy
a funny murder
youre funny
its impossible
When are the skins, stickers,sprays from the battle pass when will they be on sale?
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Like asoon as it ends?
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Bros got that tiktok attention span
Sup yapl
Ur bronze
That my noob id rank
Any promocodes?

Dose promocodes really work in game?
Bruh are you here only for promocode
No im being curious
🥲🥲
Same i also don't have any money to spend I'm poor
I'm bad at game also

Is getting the next season pass worth it?
I didn't really do missions for this one but Im thinking about getting the next one
Tbh spending money on in games thing never worth a penny

True true

But I've already spent some money on this game
Do you have promocodes
15 euro I think
I wish
I also
How do u even get promo codes
Yash your typing speed
Then u should stop doing it from now its never too late to begin something
Yeah coz I'm multitasking in split window
I'm dying to get a knife tho
It's a really big pet peeve of mine
But I wouldn't really spend 1000 gold just for one
Same bro i also want a knife badly
So I figured the pass would be more worth
If u only want a knife then purchase it from shop
Pass won't give u surety for getting a knife
The most expensive thing I have is a M4 lizard with stat track
I cant get one even if I sell my whole inventory lol
I have like 2-3 rn
Same
I want butterflyknife:(.
But I'm broke
I think u should directly purchase knife form shop,pass won't give you surety of getting a knife
Hasn't happened yet
My friend got a samurai doing this
When u get a weapon from the shop you can select how much you offer
And maybe u get lucky
It's still really unlikely towards impossible but you never know
Dam
I like to test my luck
People still think that works lmao
What knife u got?
I didn't bro
It's is butterflyknife?
I'm trying to get one
Ah oki
I'm not that lucky
I just want first knife
Let a man dream
🤣
Let me dream bro
I'm too broke to get 1000 gold rn
Also I'm mad
I deranked
From silver 4 to silver 2
I can't waste my money for gold
Understandable
fun fact
that doesnt work
never
the mechanism of marketplace order is not like that
skill issue
so sad but dream got ded
just buy the knife!!! easy!!
you are my buddy
whag
and that was my
you are my buddy

after 13 hours bp will end it?
@proper gyro dm
s1mple
simpel
Nightfall no Koko
how do I get in contact with a mod
Battle pass, because i see there is 13 hours left
wha?
sa
anyone knows the pattern for tec 9 tie dye purple gem
anyone
Someone.
Wow So2 you guys need to fix this just got kicked from ranked 8-4 and i am second frag
Well they tried by making it so that everyone needs to vote to kick one person. Now you can just take one friend with you and you should be safe
There’s no reason to kick anymore since you’re not getting additional points for less players in a team. Unless, there’s someone throwing a game.
Lmao this should be some kind of joke right
i will give
same as username
Wait so i need put gun for sell how much
Like how much u give
?
O dont see u in find friends
Can tell the id
91714677
I added
Kicking won't give you more points. However, i talked to the support on help.standoff2.com and they said you'll get extra points per match IF someone disconnects (not kicked). But yea people shouldn't kick
Unless u lose 5v4
Average comp game giving me a 0.3kd unranked 16 hours player and giving me mmr as if it was a fair 5v5
(I actually finish last)
Yea I've complained about that and they said they'll consider it. Shouldn't get our hopes high tho
Btw, watched Insomniacs after school? @unreal sluice
I see
Yeah got burnt out by constantly watching 10 eps a day of bleach for 7 weeks and a bit
nah bro bc i dont have enough
Is new battle pass coming tommorow
When does the ranked season end
Hello guys i have karambit scratch how i can sell it for real money maybe people interested
doubt ppl will buy it with cash
double it and give it to the next person
i think you can only really sell like 20k+ gold worth of items
Guys i have 2 stickers can you see if it worthit to keep them?
just never stick stickers

Someone come 1v1 or 2v2
🐐
@primal shale just don't stick it.
hi does anyone know any active promo codes in standoff 2?
please tell me if you know
Idk
And With pfp pks
Or rgg
Or sn
XDD
without consent*
god that was terrible
"sticking it" is making 2 surfaces become attached to each other. you do know that right?
or the act of attaching 2 surfaces together
we don't have the magical letters of i and n
so usually it's just fine without consent
Yes, that we don't
Any1 wanna 1v1 or smth I'm bored ash
Bruh
"Pray tell, what be these mystical enchantments I've heard whispered, bestowing splendid guise upon thy skins"?
Idk
Can anyone help me I can't get into any match. I tried switching DNS but didn't help. I also tried finding a game with a friend in the same lobby but only my friend found a game I couldn't connect to any despite being in the same lobby and playing on the same region.
'twas naught but a jest! The codes, fair and true, are proffered midst tournaments' live-streams.
Wierd. Other than giving standard troubleshooting advice like reinstalling, I would suggest asking @silk kraken or message the support at help.standoff2.com
@proper gyro maybe 6.9k
No, a yotube channel channel called Standoff2 Cybersport or something along those lines
@languid escarp they're limited redeems so you gotta be quick. I don't even get a minute to enter the promos. I gave up on redeeming them ages ago
By ages ago I mean last month
Fable will it be removed?

Ai
imam ali

Anoyne competitive?

Yo I thought it was only me
What
Is
Happening
Standoff
Its bcoz tournament
They throttle servers down

I start the game 2 day ago bc i was retired but i am good
Yes
I need 3 matchs
Iam playing with my brother and it is very easy
Bc we can speak together
Хто хоче в прокачку інвентаря на 300 голди?(можу дати пруфи, що є голда) пишіть в ЛС
Brasil or E.U.A
Bro who has AWM treasure hunter
the page store.standoff2 is failing?
Diz id ai
Hey guys, what's glove that matching with karambit claw?
english > turkish









