#💬│english-chat
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Aim assist bad
but you're playing on mobile
Gyro is better
Bored of playing ff from 3 years
what can I do to get gold?
please help.
@split badger buy it
I play 6 fingers on ff I remember
Still, a tactical shooter. We ain't moving at the speed of light and sliding our azzes like cod
@hardy shard and old season pass are back
Yep
bruh I'm broke as h**l
ig
@hardy shard yes
anyways reinstalling didn't work
Every pvp game gets toxic and extra sweaty after a while
Codm full of toxic Filipino players
csgo mobile wont be real
simply just unlucky
no phones would be able to run it
Then try messeging people at help.standoff2.com. They reply instantly
Go play codm @silk kindle let's 1 vs 1 with sniper
brother
Almost instantly*
@silk kindle broken
😭 😭 😭
bro its the first message i saw when i got on
damn
mfs be grudge 1v1ing me for nothing
Don't cry jez I'm sorry
i had to answer
Did your gf left you
It's joke loo
Rip Tater
You're assuming if they did bring csgo to mobile, they would do a 1:1 port?
uh?
Omgad
Dude did you read my message
Iphone most expensive
@nocturne ice
I think donuts are cooler
no
cookies are better than donuts

Then why would you assume phones won't be capable of handling it?
not cool 
i think i prefer bread

I hate joining public servers cuz random mfs be dming you like damn @clever marsh what do you want
but donut is bread
technically is just flavored bread

idk man
I don't have any friends in so 2
it seems unreal
you get used to it (change your privacy settings too)
maybe if they did some optimizations and stuff
he's sayin I'm being rude to him 😭 😭
For what man
lmfao
I see no hate from you
@silk kindle ho
nutella

today (or yesterday cuz its 1:11 am for me) someone was trying to rizz me up
in this chat
@silk kindle who
getting rizzed up at standoff 2 official discord is crazy
@silk kindle who is a kid

brotha you gettin mad stirred up at random online kids chill out
idk who's kid it is
one of their friends got banned for a 9/11 joke (he deleted it after he did it but still got banned for 1 month)
yea
@silk kindle how much years old are you kid
@scenic tangle lets not call other people kid for being ignored.
@silk kindle oo broken heart 💔💔💔
you mad weird
they often don't land well
especially in a professional setting
it's overused tbh
true tho?!?!!
Why are you so much broke
nah SO2 mfs ganging up on me is wild
aloner guy created his acc only for so2
idk
wildd
so wild
@silk kindle hay no abusing word
I said the word for poop
@paper tangle who
but my message just got deleted
oh yea
I don't know English much well
we were trying to get rid of it on the blacklist
didn't work sadly
I was testing it out
welp since I can't play the game
and the random kid dming me isn't gonna beef with me any further
I shall disappear
(mobile games that work)
moment
Wowwwwwwww
oh hi
ain't trynna hear some random kid singing at 9:21 am on a wednesday
damn
maybe in another time
i think that maybe will be a no anyway
@silk kindle you have a gf
what is this dude asking man
I have a gf

very sincere
@silk kindle thanks man and sorry
sorry for what
@silk kindle I was having fun with you 😁
I'm sure you did
it really be like that sometimes
same guy?
damn
who isn't being weird
bruh
you're a real one I bet
man they really like you
at least turn on message requests
@silk kindle from where are you
nah I don't mind
alright then
you really want to date me don't you
asked for my age, relationship status, and now where I'm from
i had to turn that on because of the constant spam of "how old are you" or "will you date me" and some stuff
brorher is thirsty
W rizz
all of them I had to ignore
never once they entered this chat and told me that straight up
excpet for one ofc but it was really weird
they just shy
like 2 people were helping out 1 guy trying to rizz me
true wingmen
@silk kindle no man I have a gf
is getting rizzed up by smelly gamers online not considered "peace"
then why are you so interested
I was at work playing Smash Bros. Ultimate with a coworker of mine
goals
@silk kindle first tell me you are a boy or not
honestly it was fun
damn
thirstin
I'm what you want me to be
What's the problem with you

potato moment
I was just asking generlly
you asked alot tho
You should know Pakistan guys
gotta be interested in one way or another
@silk kindle nooooooooooooooooooo
I think he just wanted a friend
@paper tangle you got the point
could skip all the awkward questions
i mean
with the messages you sent before
@paper tangle what you mean
like I have no friends or little friends on so2
Yes of course
what's a good mobile game
do not read subahibi
ember
hi pedo
what is subahibi
@paper tangle but he didn't
hi menlover69
why is your profile loli themed
visual novel i think
you weird af shawty
huh
sadly he didn't
lolis are weird
@paper tangle he thought I want to date him
your weird
the last guy I knew online who was interested in lolis turned out to be a pedo
But I also tell him I have a gf
jus sayin
he sadly misunderstood your intentions
no I was doing a wee bit of tomfoolery
@paper tangle oyaii
😟
🥺🥺
ima just read that like i understood it
Anyone of you play so 2
nope
no
i play val and csgo tho
this game sucks
he's really in to some kind of core
so no
i play vns
i forgot what core was it
lolicore, mashcore,
damn
I had played ff for 3 years
what the frick is lolicore
im in the lolicore server so im kind of surrounded by that type of content
at least you understood it in the first day of playing
fr
I spent 3.5K hours on it
playing
@silk kindle playing what
breakcore or hardcore music but anime girl or high pitch sample
🦕
sometimes it do be like that
meanwhile me only about to reach 1k hours on the game
damn
i only had 400
no
I totally did not spend the majority of my middle school and high school years on this game
hello people
@silk kindle @silk kindle you said you are playing
i spent my 6th grade to 8th grade playing a dead game and unlocking every item in it twice
because i lost my account once
i feel that pain
I'm in 8th grade
a lot
im in 10th
hi anon
uhhh
I'm bored as hell
@silk kindle tell me too
i don play games
atleast hell isn't censored
hi pedo
shut the hell up
nah
manly games
he got a point
Ok bye guys see you later
bro shut up
what
all I remember playing on my phone was either so2 or angry birds
i do it as a joke
xd
what's to say I'm not joking either
bye
have a good day
barbie dreamhouse adventures :trol

:trol:
lame
fl mobile
b e e r
(because so2 isnt any)
would've been playing warzone if it was out on mobile
I think that was removed from the blacklist
is the alcoholic beverage blacklisted too
i hope atri doesnt drain too much battery
beer is banned??
nah
beer used to be blacklisted
why
they got beef with beer
The blacklist was made by an ex moderator
who's beer
reproductional organs
Russian used to be blacklisted
okay we're good
I think it was because of the war going on Ukraine
that is stupid
it is
no?
thank god stupid isn't blacklisted
why do you guys think that
obviously
used to be
also "shut up"
loaf better
it was never blacklisted
not trynna get political but making a point
this server or chat was locked down for like a week before because of the russian and ukraine war
lmao
😭
oh yea that did happen
is lmf ao banned

🦕
no
does everything surrounding this game including the discord server make no sense
yes
yes
yea
thank
yet you can swear in-game chat
so it scool
you can probably say anything
in the game chat
anything?
unless you get reported and get ban code 5001
yeah
🤨
anything
I'll keep trying with this stupid blacklist until I get muted
when I do, I'm leaving
try uhh
ig the fasted way is just to curse
yeah just say
surprised these words aren't banned
i should not be bypassing
no that's not fun
damn
it could probably get both my accs muted
i want it to be fun
you should delete it
even though I do the reports
but I'll just pretend I didn't see it
fair
tater got muted for
for???

SyreX

Morning y'all
Just enjoying the day huh? Good for u
but overall just chillin
Jeez that's a lot
nah man its 2:10 am
and Im chillin
i should be sleepin but yea
Go sleep
Oh alr, but like semy here says, u should get some rest
Don't wanna have a walking dead body here
Yeah
Oh alright
But is not gud
just gonna watch another video and sleep
Sounds tough tho, going only night shifts
its fine
Morning ones for me, you still get to have at least half of the afternoon once you get home
i totally didn't waste 4 weeks of work to just get scammed out of 800 USD
I can't really pick my shifts but ye
Damm
but yea
just chillin
im planning to go to the bank this Friday so I can talk to them
Well shi-
and see if I can get a refund
Good luck
and then spend like
100 dollars for a motherboard
and then eat some ramen that day
It's decent
Sounds like a good plan
Well, I'll be sure to pop up here more frequently when I'm not working, as for now I'm off here, gotta finish the server to open the clan so cya and it was nice to see familiar face;)
Good luck with your future endeavors
Guys anyone wanna help me raid my online class tomorrow? 💀
the not funny student

Are there any Turks
kill yourselp
I guess that's one way to say no
Mate literally everyone in our school is asking us to pull this off 💀
hi standoff players
Uh, ok..? You could have just said no, but sure! Wtvr makes you happy man
everyone in your school should kill themselves
What's with you and killing people?
i guess that's another way to say no
waste of spaces
you aren't considered people
idk why I'm feeling mad
Technically you're the one who's currently wasting all our times by just simply saying this, guess you're a waste of time 😐
Bro do you have turk???
well that sucks
you should delete those before the report happens
im feeling lazy to report
its alright

can understand
I'm in the game, sir
is that a rat spinning horizontally, vertically and diagonally
that's crazy
crazy indeed
hola
gn
night chat
i wish peeps like you loose all their limbs and one lung
so every moment is agony
that is no good
😾
Mate what's your problem, all i did was ask if anyone wants to help, plus if you don't want to, just say no idk 💀
Yoo
guess you can say i dont like idiotic children
Bruh
why do you even want to make your teachers life difficult huh
Well, it's my last year, and i have been a straight a student all my life, wanna leave a mark on the school before i go yk 😃
Nice
what a champ
"Vandalise"? 💀
real sh
It's an online class wym 💀
XDDDD
ehllo
hi
bro just shut your mouth, don't need to read anymore of that crap you're spewing
on another
note
Alr, you're mad i get it, just calm down lmao 💀
then stop wasting it smh smh
I never asked you to either lmao, wtvr man stay mad ig
Lmao 💀
Bro mk do you have turk?
lmfao
bro blocked him
☠
yeah i do have a couple turks
living in ur baseement?
I didn't even say anything lmao, idk why he got so mad 💀
dunno why he simply infuriated me
the door
prolly cus he was being an impish little sinner
🦕
door stuck door stuck
㋡
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㋡
㋡
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hate kids that bother their teachers
true that
yeah
cant seem to stand them
i know id bash one's chin in rl if i knew which one it was
🦕
let's put that behind
how've you been ember
good wbu
just angry all the time cuz of the martial art I'm practicing
Nice
Administration is a problem when I peeled off the sticker it disappeared
Crazy
That is how it works
You didn't peel it off
You erased it
To dust
Why
Hi
i search 3 guys to play a standoff rank silver
Hi
Does anyone want to play allies
Hello
Hello
Anybody wanna play some defuse whit me
I giving my id
I just don't want to merge on request
helo
good morning
And my main I'd is deleted
@near summit my main I'd is deleted this is my 2nd noob id
Me
I'm gonna be that guy and tell you that Martial Arts don't make you angry 🗿, ik you've blocked me but idc
xd
@rich crow
hi
Can you tell how to join or create eSports team??
Guys why I can't start competitive
Do not read subahibi
Can someone tell how to change our rank showing after our name
⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️
⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️
⚠️ doth not readeth subahibi ⚠️
readeth it

martial arts makes you angry when you can easily cripple a man but you cannot cripple a man
and ive unblocked you, you're just a kid, i cant expect you to behave more reasonably
my fault for that, but dont raid your class
its not cool or funny
How old do you think I am + I've been taking martial arts classes for 5+ years, they teach you to control your anger
I understand, but we're only raiding teachers who have misbehaved with students
We're having a civilized conversation now
I think
I mean i hope at least 💀
a part of growing up requires you to deal with nonsense
dont let those teachers bring down your level
who the hell are you
Fair, but tell that to the teachers who've been doing this for over 10 years, making many students actually question themselves
And most of them were actually really good at studies, they made them go down, we're doing this for them lmao, we don't care about these teachers at all, but the rest of the school wants someone to take some sort of action, so we decided to do it ourselves
Anyways we called it off, doesn't matter anymore
nobody appreciates a slug like you interfering in their conversation.
Alr alr calm down 💀
good job
just do your studies
Discord drama where’s the popcorn
i'm not interfering
i just asked if you both were still arguing
The drama was over 2 hours ago 💀
Aw shoot I missed the drama
to that, no.
yeah it's over apparently
Asked? Where was the question marks
"quit it"
Nice question dude 💀
i didn't bother to include one but if you read the message it's clearly a question
I- alr man you believe whatever you want to believe
about offtopics
read the message dude
are you blind
"are you guys still arguing"
y'all just annoying asf i'm out
thats a relief
Well wtvr
Where will I get my source of entertainment now!?!?
anyhoo@twilit osprey just dont be a prick.
Yeah
instigate one
New insult to the list
I don’t even know what words are banned or not
Give me your list
I need to expand my vocabulary
hm
I couldn't care less about the teachers honestly, most of them call me the "perfect" student, idk man I'm just good at studies, stay quiet in classes and stuff 🤷♂️
I just wanted to do something fun for once, ig not 🤷♂️
It’s ok take your time
Remember to breathe in and breathe out, don’t panic, push whenever you can
amphotemenamine
isn't hoodrat a slur?
and it's not banned lmao
No clue
i'm gonna look it up
I mean vile is an insult yeah I can see it
oh yeah
' i wish your children are born without limbs and a lung'
that one's more of a hex though
Yo guys
sup tobey
Sup
🗿
(idek who he is)
No clue either
Have u guys got an collateral kill?
Damn bro
Just another whitename :pvztroll:
hmm
U dont watch spiderman?
more
Tobey maguire we know the character
💀💀💀
...
We meant we don’t know who you are as a person
skinless pug
As a server member
hope you breathe asbestos
As in you are a random server dweller
As a person im just a dumb man 💀
scoundrel
Exactly
That's crazy
Ikr its crazy
filthy blood
Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, A rubber room, A rubber room with rats, the rats makes me crazy
cannibalising worm
Still dont understand how ppl crouch and shoot at the same time 🤔
and more
Russian sleep experiment?
Lowlife nobody
Dang i expect u know the meme
oh is that an alliteration i see
Sure ig
Is twat an insult?
the worst insult of them all is "you have a receding hairline"
And ur bald 💀
have you tried using more than 2?
twit could also be one
and "your mother"
What
4 fingers
or 3
that one's just
hi ember
My mother aint bald bro
overused
hello
I use three 🗿
What does it mean tho? I always hear that from my friend
No clue
Did i ask.
are you listening to lolicore again?!?!?!
u can add the shoot button on top right and crouch on top left
I actually dunno I just hear it being thrown around in an insulting manner
and click at same gime
yea?
but rn im in clss
class

bluds in class!1!1
or put one on top of the other
I understood nothing but ill try..
Eh
overlapping does not exist in his vocabulary
you use the shoot zone?
i used to
buh
Top right i dont even use
I use top left bottom left and bottom right 💀
i play with 2 fingers 
Goofy
Bottom right is standard
movement bottom left is best
my joystick is on middle left
cursed
(i use index to move)
Wtf bro?
(not thumb)
Makes it worse 💀
i use my index for everything but moving smh smh
Same tbh
Ce facați
Dude my thumbs are served for shoot, choose gun, reload
Thats gud
hey our fingers have differents reaction time
I cannot fathom how using your index for movement would feel
But I mean if you feel comfortable and it works
No shame
real??!?
All the power to you
thumbs have generally the fastest reaction time
thus shooting and swiping should be assigned to them
how much faster tho
Hei lets go to Standoff 2
same
mines the thumb
and why
He’s searching up things
Constantly
That’s why
no
But don’t ask what he’s searching up
You don’t wanna know
Trust me
pedophilia!!!
left:
middle finger crouch
index move
thumb shoot
right:
thumb swiping actions
index jump and scope
left:
movement
right:
everything (literally)
whats worse if it's humans or animals
disturbing stuff (real)
Yes but you don’t search up “loli cute puppy”
That makes no sense
subahibi dog scene
cats are demon spawns
real
cats are evil asf man
cats can go kts
i can kill animals i just don't do it
Only reason why she isn’t being served on a dinner plate rn

I could cut off my hand rn I just don’t do it
Can anyone just tell me
realest
skill issue
Oh nvm
i could kill myself but kinda in the middle of some serious toilet action sequences
because u have the shooting area thing turned on
lmfao
or something
Ik
Bro once you die your body still shoots it out
turn on the shooting button option
No point in doing it now
right
naw😭😭
it releases all the gases too

No you are not sitting, you are shttng
why do people bring their phone to the bathroom ew
in a middle of serious toilet action sequence
i thoufht everyone did that
To play candy crush
i don't and i clean it like twice a day with alcohol
Or to watch popcorn
filthy phones
idk man i waste a ton of alcohol anyways
so
Why
99.99%
waste i mean violently spray it all over me
i think you bring your phone to the bathroom for a different reason tho
no
He uses it to j/o
To loli
RELATable
Probably
they don't really know what my shower time is
nah i go to the bathroom with my phone so i can be alone for a while
I mean it’s believable
so they also don't know why am chatting at that hour
Be alone for a while to j/o to loli yes we know
my bt headphones broke so
noooo
you don't live alone?
no
i thought everyone did
im literally 16






