#💬│english-chat
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flaming hot cheetos
Does playing on emulators count as cheating?
No
J
But it's not recommended to play on Emulator
cool
Gotta try dying light next
You spike Russian

Guys, I'm a standoff player like you at level 58 but... I still haven't figured out how to get medals, guys, can someone tell me how to get medals?

Levels means nothing other than to flex how much of a no life you are
That's not what I want to know
xd
you can click on your level in the main menu, then click on "VETERAN 2023" to see your progress towards the next veteran medal
zsss
Thx
Nice bio
Could I get a promo code by any chance?
🐧
u dont
F
why u want promo code

truly a sad day
I've already done a lot
just buy more gold
xd

spend in csgo skins
in 3years u have big profit
buff etc u can sell it in external websites
do you know how many scams?
can't u sell em through steam itself?

in csgo theres alot XD
u can sell it in steam but u cant withdraw the money in steam

oh OK
english only

Anybody wanna play defuse vc only
Can I ask how you guys get knives?
get better
Thanks

Harder matchmaking?
🤷♂️

farded
how unban competetive ban?
i got 91 hours ban🙂
balls
why do poeple join with 300 ping plus 🤦
I got even 400
because they want to
I don't want it
would you eat the 20 cheese slice burger
blud got temp banned from comp
cheesed
4 day banned
Does anybody want's to play some defuse
some people don't even realise u can change region in settings
Anyone with problems with the sound of the game? On iPad 9, I'm having problems
Huh
if you're using bluetooth headphones and have voice chat enabled at the same time, disable voice chat or use wired headphones
wired headphones moment
I'm not using bluetooth headphones and I'm not even on some kind of call
send me a video of the issue in private please
This bug is being looked into yea? Sucks that I can't use vc for now
will be fixed in a future update, yes
Mfw my ear buds messes with my screen
Ah that's a relief
Someone know how to give to someone clan leader if passed 14 days?@silk kraken
@verbal imp With New bp comes update
You must have some huge ear buds
What do you mean it messes with your screen?
It isnt
That was a bad joke on my part
Just that my screen acts all funny when I use them
just donated to the LGBTQ+ association. i hope they find a cure…
Ok
@verbal imp Update coming when New bp comes
based
Huh. Mine did something similar when I used Sony buds "for apple devices" on my android device. No idea why that would cause an issue but it got fixed when I got the same buds "for an Android"
Maybe that's what's happening but the weird thing is
It's from samsung
Like
I dont get it mane
I'd call tech support or something. Or look up if people had the same problems on reddit
Btw it's basically guaranteed that a case will be removed next update yeah?

They've already removed a case this year
Oh so they remove only one per year?
I dont think they will remove another case any time soon
Yeah basically
I see
Poor aza
Dude same!
Me too. Went on a winning streak, going up 4 ranks. Then on a losing streak, went down 5 ranks
Sup
I feel that

Dm me
Hungry
L1vid r u done w drugs?
I been clean
Aight
nice chalk
what color

White 
Hi everyone!
I am being serious tho
It's literally chalk u use on a chalk board and it isnt really smoking
Just that it looks like u are
puffy smoke moment
Haven't ate 1 in so long
same
my honest facial reaction when :ratspinning:

Yeah so basically u get a piece of paper and u scrub the chalk on the paper
Then roll it up and put it in ur mouth like you're smoking then clap the end of it
Don't inhale tho
i puff
canca
i’ll still inhale it

cool
Sup 
some body from cz/sk clan war we need one people
Good evening
What do promo codes even do. Like what can you get when they're active.
Yeah great
I would like a promo with 100 BP levels
Can you help me with that
Aza
I don't have information on every promocode
good night
bro its only 11:33 pm

balls
hey hey hey
is that
(ohhhh) tick tock heavy like a brinks truck looking like im tip top shinnnig like a wristwatch time will (ohhhh) grab your wrist lock it down til the thing pop can you stick around for the minute til the ring stop please god (ohhh) (ohhhh) tick tock heavy like a brinks truck looking like im tip top shinnnig like a wristwatch time will (ohhhh) grab your wrist lock it down til the thing pop can you stick around for the minute til the ring stop please god (ohhh) (please god)
Can somone help me
I got banned for cheating when I never cheated once ?
Ban code 1002
Sa
Plis banned OpenDemon
Hello everyone

you can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message
Are codes active right now?
aezakmi, yecgaa, kjkszpj, pdjenoh, hesoyam
forgot the rest
since i used only these 5
🏃💨
My mum saw me literally struggling so hard to not fall asleep on the spot
Cuz I’m so exhausted
And she still shouted at me
And made me go with the dog
huh
Yo
dogs need their daily walk 🐕🐶
Hello nightly

@raven oyster promo codes. I guess 🤔🤔
Anyone wanna play
bayonets
@rich crow sure thing
geta knife buddy
How do you give like one of your friends gold cuz I want to give one of my friends gold to get a skin for him
How would I give him the skin
Someone told me that you can't give your friends skins
Anyone know when the New ranked Season is ?
@rich crow are you looking to spend the rest of your gold on a knife, glove combo or you wanna still have a good chunk left?
@rich crow who me. You wanna play. If so what's your like player ID.
??
bro you send promo cod
no
W pfp
Same for u
Thx
who is this guy
we are
💯
🛏️
Lol u have elite its not so hard rank i haved 3 seasons and after i lose my account and i deleted standoff2 :((
And now i have silver 3 cuz i dont play so much just for fun
good night
gn
who asked
i play for fun too lol
@agile swallow sup
yo
Lost my old account
how
My dad sold my phone without my consent. Just my discord account though and my cash app not my standoff 2.
L dad
I received my cash app card in the mail I have a cash app card for no reason.
jus save it
L dad
Happy bday

@brittle knoll sounds like my dog he just heard she squirted everywhere.
Hershey's squirted
what
She squirted sounds wrong
🦕
🦕
Okay I genuinely want to know how to get my friend gold
Guys
If i buy 10 epic of same weapon cant i just craft and grt higer value maybe 20 gold skin
@untold chasm I don't know. Probably
keep telling him to get a job
hi
skill issue
i got a akr12 steam beast
balls
hero everynyan
Everyone knows have any active promo code?
My reaction to that information: 🗿

Whazzaap
hmm I wonder whats on his mind
Give me the most underrated knife
Karambit gold
For me jcammando and kukri
R u serious my brotha
the most underrated
tough
probably kukri
specifically that golden kukri
it's 700 gold's or so
Yeah
Karambit gold is really underrated
the problem with kukri is that the animations are garbage
I like them Tbf
Yeah
Were not in valorant to care about the animation
Henlo
Krambit GOLD is overrated tbh
that's a really stupid argument considering people pay a lot of gold for knives with good animations here in so2
It isnt overrated either
it's literally the reason why the kukri is so cheap
No one talks about it
Its just not for me like its not worth a 6 year sallary amount of gold
Q: how can doul daggers harmony be optained
All nameless items can be obtained by an in-game drop
Including the daggers.
Even krambit GOLD
Yes.
In like what 1 in 100000
Don't even bother

i think it’s like a 0.01% or 0.001% chance
Hru?
Imagine someone that has 3 hrs in the game gets it and sells it for 1000g
Meh just in my thoughts
Way less than that. Like 1 in 1000000000
Oh Oki
Wouldn't be possible but alright
Sound like smth Rosie would do (Rosie has no brain)

Some one sold m4 samorai for 10g
Nice basketball
One of my friends bought it
Have fun
It's probably an accident
I’m just chillin
Hello everyone
He had like 2hrs in the game
since Newegg stole 600-800 USD worth of stuff so I have to refund
and now I have to go talk to customer support and talk to the bank
Bruhhhhh
Oh dam bruh I didn't know it was that bad
I mean I knew it was bad but
Sheesh
Btw can I know how someone cassualy wrote bad things on players-search and didnt get anything xd
It's in Polish bruh
Fable has samorai and lizard witch are one of the best m4 skins
Butterflyes too
Yeah what's not good about it
Give them to me if you dont want them
Btw does butterfly have secret animation too?
No
Only floral is cool
Idc if its a knife ill take it even if its bad
I like my Lego knife better
Not for me tho it looks cursed
Oh heell naaw
Blud placing it in a random places and someone dying from steping on it
I didn't know that traps were added to so2
Brutal traps*
Csgo's default knife for ct looks sexy af
I like bayonet in csgo
because it’s plastic game
That's what i mean bro
I had 5 losesteak
Brotha one time i had 14 losing streak
Also russian game
it’s big difference on any ranks
or rangs
Ranks
ok,thanks
Skill issue is real
That's why i dont use vc

Rosie had such a skill issue she deleted so2 again
it’s the biggest problem of this game😂
Things like that never happens in my team
My ears get blasted with russian sounds
they don’t worry how game works
I had today
they worry about new collections
Fr
it’s everyday practice for normal player in so2
I pray that every season they dont remove fable
Or they don't worry about this pixels who getting trough walls xddd
Yeah
im not sure,but i guess,that i remember this time…
With silver rank ofc
it’s okay


when they only added assistance collection
which rank do u have in matchmaking?
Someone wanna carry me into gold? Im silver IV xd
Me in arms race after got knifed by the newbie
Oh no
ok
I know this feeling
Blud thinks that we can't just put random rank
I only know the russian words
🦕
🛹
i mean you cant get master to elite in roles channel
are u sure that i can send any photos here?
until I can send emojis
ok
Admins can
if someone will ask i will send,thanks for information
Proof
about rank proof😂
Blud have demencia
Sup guys
What
You know keyuosh?
What
Thr hell is that
No joke 
The animater
legend proof u mean?
Autocorrect
Nope
His animatiom is in your pfp
@rich crow
OHHH
Wanna train me?
what
all people need gold….
Srry mate i need too
I want to get better
Yo boys
Without skill issue
Buy me.
I ain't even gotten ranked play yet
☠️
Searched and it said to ask u
Why
u can play in death match
To give gold ; )
Nty
P90 is best 😈😈😈
Getting 30/2 and skill issue in allies
i know,but for silvers it’s best way
To be fair ranked gets unlocked in 15 levels
If I would show how I play you would ask yourself how I'm in silver
☠️
If you over 18 and good at the game yeah
Sweet home ...
i don’t play 1vs1
you get Clan shield if you play clan battles
Wdym?
they should add a new rank called tin
I playing 4 fingers claw, good grenades and everything but idk what I'm doing wrong
1v1 doesnt mean anything everyone is good in 1v1
Is luck karambit gold real btw
it’s really waste of time,you need think about another things
teammates

super bro
you are on right way
Didn't get out from silver from 3 seasons
it's a problem with the game
On allies ofc
i had this problem in 0 season
3
7
2 cuz you got one death
Math aint mathing
oh gott,i can send only 1 message per 5 minutes
Hahah
I saw it rn too
yap
all nameless are from game drops
So if i get super duper skooper supper lucky i might get karambit
lmao
Ah
Damn.
Only from 5v5
Aww..
Anyway am not gonna sleep today
yeah but it's really hard to get one + its only possible in Allies and Competitive
Gn
sometimes i am having problems with my teammates
I tell yall
okay
Everyone's problem
Best glock skin
I play allies 24/7
For me carbon
For me king
u can get drops in every mode :v i dont think its only in allies and comp
in Allies and Competitive you can get a drop like the Removed Cases, Sticker, and Charm packs too
49-1 lmao @rich crow
Damn u fr
yeah
yeah unfortunately
I played over 40 allies
discontinued cases and packs are there
I playing over 400 every season
that's not gonna cut it
Allies >>>>>> comp
(played only once)
Silver is hard to get out of
(Cool)
Yeah
comp better
Allies>>>
Allies
i only play ranked
allies is boring bro
in the last days
Silver rank and 44 wins
and cheetos too
Nice.
i am still silver :/
i feel like everyone in my friendlist this season dropped from master to gold for particularly no reason
Cheetos Flaming hot with lemon
It's not just boring
It's mind numbingly boring
Hello madam.
cuz they dont play
Blud trying to rizz
Like everyone playing so slow
Are u keyboard cuz u my type.
Let him cook
😉
what beef you got with cheetos
And they always know where you are
@untold chasm I’m good thanks
I love fast rounds comp lasts forever
soft
U smell like trash bag lemme take ya out madam. 😉
Let him cook!
Oh ik ur good thats why i want ya
😫
no rizzy life
😭😭😭
Wanna rizz?
@untold chasm (have some knifes in so2)
Hi
(trying to help him rizz)
Take this pickup line
Are you north korea cuz i cant leave you
(north korea rizz)
(you got this)
Ha ha ha get nuked.
She left you man
Are you a triangle cuz you'd be acute one, geometry rizz.
Maybe another time
You got laughin' so hard
Why u swmining oh u chasing me cuz am fish huh 😉😫
Nah I’m just saying I don’t want another problem to deal with

Yea 12 yrs
Girl did you just fart cuz you blew me away
Ye

That's the worst it gets
99% liqued 1% air
@mighty gust screenshoted reported to police
@paper tangle Can we know how old are you? Because we don't know how much champ should put
19
I sharted my ahh
In.
Anyway.
I’m just saying no because I’m off better without one.
@untold chasm is 19yo

What ever that means
Yea
My moms doctor

Kran why u said u gotta go bro or ur step dad gonna play whit u
What dose that mean
He's american and im across the globe
Damn is that u cuz am all 🗿
How tf would he be my dad my actuall dad left cuz i looked ugly
Hits different
Not straight

Ig he diidnt have to hit diffrent

owned
Man u ruiend it
Get ur owned bronze out of here
Go get to silver
And then talk to me
🗿
sigma🪨🧃
Blud thinks he is better
😉😫🗿🥱
(he isn't)
nah instead of playing standoff 2 today I'm gonna go get lunch with my dad 😊
Oh ik bby girl
Bro wants to eat by himself
🗿
Nah eating whit mirror


simppy
I love ppl who eat with imaginery ppl
Hello
Damn
Hey
Is there a discord server for community ranked
There isn’t?
real

I just wanna eat my chips in peace

there are some but only have Asia custom rank
I like chips to 🗿😉
Can I have one?
No.
NUH UH 🗣🗣🔥
....
I have sushi
Can i eat the wrapper tho
My bad I’m new but what’s the most active server for competitive ing
🗿
Im starving
I can leave u alone but u gotta do 1 thing
Ok ill eat the wall
Ahhh
Damn the wall is bussin
😊
𝕚 𝕞 𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕠 𝕚𝕟 𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕥 ◣◢
I 🤓 slurms* 🤓 i i am about camallalalaalalaaa
𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕖 , 𝕚 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕦𝕘𝕒𝕝 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕓𝕪𝕖 𝕓𝕪𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕕𝕠, 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕔𝕣𝟟 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕐𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕗 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕣𝕚𝕗 ◣◢
Once cr 7 said i thought he was for sale how sad thats why i got out of the car.
I’m good
You're bad
I’ma throw it away anyways
🎵🎵🗣🗣🔥
You'll be good with @untold chasm
; )
I’m just gonna eat my chips in peace

@rich crow this is totally real.
@paper tangle I'm 78% away from getting diamond
Alr i was joking hope u understand and dont get me banned
Just letting u know
Ah
Nice
Send me screenshot once your done
I will
Damb
bet
Girl rizzed up
Thanks
Invincible dont make me drink invis pot and come to ur house
brazil, netherland, france, poland, hongkong, singapore, russia
you still gotta wait tho
What's bs
𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝔸𝕝𝕚 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕙 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕖, 𝕢𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕟 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 ◣◢
Ur house ip is 73.91.46.21 east street
Hi
How can I get better at the game
Ok
🗿
What now
Nox girl rizzed u up homie
Download league of legends
Rizz her back
shiuuuu gonna k1ll ya
🗿
MODS
Kk
Got so mad yesterday and I said f$$? Everything and rq
MODS!!!

MODS
Blackmailing
Helppp
im the mod.
money on his mind, money inna tongue, tonka inna bonka
Rank?
Money aint inna tongue somthing else
Trash div 3
Racism

whats racism
You getting it your whole life
Why do i see baddies in every discord oml 😫

Aint u
Ni
g
G
last f1 match was crazy
If this is a line from a song
It's flying over my head

nah
Don't leak your by accident
Kinda flew over ur head
😉
he did say osama bin laden my bro

Ni
im bouta blow
.

House
He's old
snicker
run it up we so up we so up up up up up
Bike - Bigger
Nike
OH nO cRiNgE
Gold trigger
Gold digger
Gold snickers
Yum
xd
who is
Am the one
The old man 
ken new album next 5 days
He's up
this MIGHT be Perrel Laquarius Brown!?!?!
Indefinitely
of Charlotte North Carolina
Up up up up up
🆙 🆙 🆙 🆙 🆙
🔥🔥
Who else remember this event
Well that’s a report

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