#๐ฌโenglish-chat
1 messages ยท Page 1163 of 1

pp;)?
I remember you too brother.
i also remember
hes gonna eat some pp
btw who are you
Yo who want 1v1 for 1k gold
why do you remember me

hi chat
Poopoo
:3
:4
you are the mistake guy

:5
:0
:6
yes
._.
where is Lungs
he is like GONE GONE
who here can edit my pfp for me pls
Bro thatโs yucky spit it out
ok
Say wendy's
bruhhhhhh!!!!!! ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
Ok but thereโs two
do they have the meats
hes still in the serevr
They have nuts
Some dude said SMH and i said dont shake your head too much or it will be dizzy
@tulip lintel
that dude who said smh was shamed
very cool person
shake my smh
the only person i seen here that said that played visual novel
shake my hand
that is complex
smh my head
servus
smh my smh
im bored
Smh lowkey should mean "somehow"
stay bored
S_X whats goonna be in the middle?
e
be logical
dawn is breaking now ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
you mean esex
SiX like the six shooter
according to "HUMOUR" its "SIX" but the correct answer is.....
se
it's the greatest Britain
hey brothers and sister lets not get too darker
sex
uhhhh
hi dex
Wdym dark bruh this isn't dark
hello
Cringe
Heโs just really sensitive
ya
Huh uh
Hi dex
we only talk about sex with the boys in the back seat
sex with boys????
what the heeeeel

Kaffn reference
Hey man you should tap on my profile and read my name ๐ฟ@silent perch
I think you know me
I think that he doesn't know you
i saw a science video that stated why are there 10 million black balls in the road
hey mobak how are you!
He doesn't know me tho after all
science is science you know
It is great to see you :D
I'm good man where have you been
I have been really well, thanks
Imagine an admin in comes in๐๐๐
2 Best friends reunite
You know it's illegal to say something like The best to snuck yourself insidd the white house is through the top of the building cause lack of securities, and did you know it's also illegal to say that the trap door at exactly 12273ยฐ E 163472 ยฐN is always unlocked at the main building. Not trying to scare you or anything but it is illegal to say that the best way to assassinate the president is with
Your name is familiar as well ๐คจ
But I forgor
i aint readin allat
@normal sedge
the Fnaf movie is coming this october
Its illegal stuff
We have dm each other
The admin thinks we are kids, But we are not....
Insanely illegal
I saw it rn
1 mutual server
awkward silence
i advice you to not look behind you at this moment
ah sh1t
rule 9 no bypassing filters
Ye but where have you been
๐ค
I haven't seen you in a long time
2 best friends reunite
me and who
some say im a lone wolf. I hit em with a "Im a human you idiot"
this is probably funny af
Das crazy
no its not
im so tired
stay tired
Hey SOTIRED when did you change your name?
Stay unmotivated
I don't believe in you!
awkward silence
Bruh
mostly at home XD and studying
gigachad enters the chat
I am doing my homework right now
remind me of the project i was working on
The homework is make sentences about balls that you play
Very educational
you know Asian parents use this psychology of reverse speech to actually direct you to the action they tell you to do, and it works pretty well
Lelelel
how does reverse speech work
ask Asian parents :D
i have an asian friend
it just works
@whole lotus Pal
idk about mine
did you get any new games from steam sale? @normal sedge ๐

i got musedash from last year sale
My PC broke
i wanna get titanfall 2 ๐คจ
well, I am broke
how did that happen
Well
I don't mean literally but like
It got a virus I think
And I cannot open it
i think your brother played cool math games on your pc
ayo wtf, you should clean install the OS i think
Rn it's still the holidays so can't get it fixed cuz everyone is closed
i fogo
you didnt download an anti virus?
its on sale for a dollar now
does your system boot up tho
so your name is FOGO
I did but ๐ก
if it does boot then you might fix it yourself
heh
Ye
sofaygo
give it to any tech proffesional
But when I turn it on I put in the password it's just a blackscreen
damn
yewah
Or it just keeps taking me back to the lockscreen
sofag
But Tikko Left or no?
yes
use flash drive to repair windows and if it doesnt work you can reinstall it which erases everything clean
ya
so theese are womens language bruh
like oh my god ๐ฉ oh my god ๐ he's a beast ๐ซ he's a problem ๐ฅบ
what is mens language
oh hoho you dont want to know that
you are allowed to demonstrate
Explain a little bit
go ahead
it will take 3 hours
i can wait
I don't have that ๐ก
There are some files that need to be recovered as well before I do anything

hol up
Men say "I'm going to eat this ice cream"
While Women say "I'm going to eat this ice cream, but i'm a woman"
Don't worry the guy that's helping me is a friend

creaming

Ken carson
This is so true
this music is so high octane
?
im
Funky swing step hyper house college music
im listening to four eighteen by shoebill
If you know that song
playboi carti - Bouldercrest at 1:01
๐ฆค
j
old McDonald has a fart iaiao
j
iaiao
I don't like the second one too much but nah
No
bigmaccore
gyat
nah
not me,
Hell nah
My ghost
i think jeremy
Ei
and thomas
You know that old song
thomas and jeremy
all my exes live in texas?
@maiden dust i hope u dont type something that is blocked that would cause you to get muted or something so copy your message before sending
n
Jeremih - down on me & 50 cent
Bruhhh!!! ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
it has swear words
You are below him
we just speak gibberish
say Isd
huh
Isd
Isd
yea

he has 0 social skill
huh wants to date that dude
No ๐คจ
Jeremy
shoebill is so perfect
Nice
his amen break chops very inspirational
it was a wise prayer
No
why does bro wanna date
OHHH
What?
also what happened to the message
which msg
the one u were gonna send about men language
the server?
?
i gave you a summary above
it has swear words
hold up
dont do drugs
thats right
I love
I love too
You aren't gonna find one
Dang it
Can anyone help me to grind ranks I can't cuz my team bad always
Go to site help.standoff2.com and find article โโ how to get a promocodeโโ ๐
@teal dome yo any tips to fast ranking?
What rank are you?
I'm silver In my main
Hardstuci
But I left that ACC long time ago and created new which im unranked currently
Comp or allies?
Training
(skill)
Hm ..
U need skills in moba game not in FPS but in FPS game u need training and to master techniques

Anyone from Balkan?
ok
ok
ok

Ok
Hi guys
Hi
Ok
ok๐ฃ๏ธ
Ok ๐ถ
Ur user name in standoff?
Why?
And ur id
I can't play rn dude
I wanna add u bro
29882705
Ok. Bro
ok
ok
Someone give me gold or i do big bad
do big bad
Does big bad
damn
do not read subahibi
U legend have big golds?
does anyone here live in a house
For how much would u sell it
1500
Me not have
5500
Would u do it for 9.50
No
5250
No no
yes yes
9.50 only
it is great deal
Why not 5000
@void bronze really
hey how do you rate my equipment
@sacred echo because I dont have that much
wow sounds a like a jerk
Its so fun when the guy does it ๐๐๐
so real
.
Tumor
guys rate my inventory it's just 2 knives and 2 guns
why not both, cardboard box mansion.
One message removed from a suspended account.
geek
a blerk ๐ฝ
One message removed from a suspended account.
so gnarp gnarp
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
phonk is for the russia
eh phonk was a 1 trick pony imo
you mean like THE phonk or drift phonk
all drift phonk is the same
One message removed from a suspended account.
and overrated
based as hell
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
ember got muted lmao
One message removed from a suspended account.


true
true
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
bye mayo
Average med student
Memorizing thousands of info that many argue is not important and wayy to much to handle. What's your opinion on that @rich crow
Holaa
Hi
I hated every subject until I cam across economics. Which led me to math and then cs/programming
.
heluu 
๐
Maths is the best
1v1?
1v1.
I was gold in allies this season and now i am silv 4 Will i get reward on end of season for gold or silver?@unreal sluice
you will get bronze
wait when is the 6th season
Yes, especially when ignoring the life-sucking academic syllabus and just reading well renouned books for yourself.
Okje... cya
and if i reach challenger do i receive grandmaster rewards?!?
Brasil regiรณn
brasil region.
Gold.
Thanks changba
You gets better reward for the higher rank u get
bulgaria
I love calculus but statistics is a pain
Bronze rewards top
I am from Serbia
Nah Statistics is beautiful when you pair it up with artificial intelligence. I made some basic modles and damn they're elegant
real
@gilded bridge croatia
hi guu
Now calculus is great when u understand it but solving the same stuff over and over gets boring
Permutations and combinations is fun but then you have probabilities and ven diagrams which are also ok and kinda fun but then graphs and inequalities on graphs which are such a pain to me cuz the words and numbers and graphs all fuzz together and I canโt read it
Albanians slaughter children but world keep quiet
Hi guu
De si brate
no you're supposed to say hi jesse
Dm
Ja?
Mhm
Evo baki
idk actually
Yo can you remove charms after you put them on?
Probably
idk never hot a charm
glt*
got
Not even the level up one?
I would recommend taking MIT's free course on statistics. You'll see its elegance as you go through the course
nope
Calculus >>>>>>
I got scammed
One message removed from a suspended account.
As a cs student I hate calculus
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
I get box and hatched legendary item and don't get it pls help
I love maths and physics
One message removed from a suspended account.
Rosie loves space too

As a cs student I dislike calculus. You must be from a physics background
Yep
im already mentally unstable with my own life
why would i want to be required in a profession to handle someone's life
One message removed from a suspended account.
that's like asking for a manslaughter
Bruh go dm i buy u 1
What kind of surgeon
One message removed from a suspended account.
Rosie is going to college next year to study maths and physics
aight bet
why the 3rd person
So you wanna become a physicist? What kind?
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
Either mathematician or astrophysicist
Ik some.
Like the gluteus maximus
i need one of those
hello
Pls become a neurosurgeon and come to Nagaland. We've got 0 over here so I have to travel to different states to get my brain checked. It's still quite fcked
could just say you like em..
@sour star how u on dc in china what thatโs crazy
pecs, lats and the ahh
of my cousin ^^
One message removed from a suspended account.
Nice
One message removed from a suspended account.
this looks wrong
One message removed from a suspended account.
y
real?
One message removed from a suspended account.
Yep my neurosurgeon was fat af. Prolly ate like a king. Works from like 5 in the morning to 4-5pm. Really nice guy
One message removed from a suspended account.
@rich crow go live in the Balkans (donโt)
seeeeeeeeggs
@proper gyro ion get it
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
who the hells want's to pursue medical professional in poor ahh countries
Me too. I'm trying to do my master's there. But the tax rates tho. 40% for engineers like damn
Rosie wanna go from north England to the south
One message removed from a suspended account.
work to pay is just so bad
One message removed from a suspended account.
imagine not evading taxes and carrying concealed weapons
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
14k-72k usd here for a surgeon position
tho for the living cost here isn't that much
but compared to other countries
not kinda worth doing it here
my country exports a frick ton of medical employees cuz the pay is bad
๐ญ๐ญ
I mean yea. The taxes are worth it given the awesom public transport, healthcare amd free University. But 40% for engineers? That seems a little too much
One message removed from a suspended account.
i mean how do you think the goverment pays for allat

bro what i said is annual btw
evading taxes >>
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
based
One message removed from a suspended account.
that's why rich indian people are cannot be seen in india
but instead infiltrating multi billion dollar companies
yu are you indonesia
One message removed from a suspended account.
or phillipines
Yea ik. Maybe they should reduce it a little and increase the tax rates of other professions lol
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
ceo of racism (me)
Anyway, I'm still doing my master's in Germany
real
good
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
!!!
One message removed from a suspended account.
gonna ditch mine for neighbouring countries
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
israel is sick
Been my dream for ages. India is nice and all but the tribalism and backwardness puts me off looking at thr more developed countries
wait
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
bruh
Our pm didn't achive much at all
He called up his opposition bragging he has solved the naga problem but we nagas weren't satisfied at all
esf
hello
esf
nightfall
hi
hi
We've been demanding independence for decades. And the Indian government won't let it happen
what
@tropic sandal i like that pfp
So cute
Nah we're literally the least developed state in india
One message removed from a suspended account.
We'll get destroyed
Cat food
ok but
Bruh
grown hawk >>>> grown cat
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
Guys
proof?
We don't even look like the typical indians. We're descendants of Mongolians that migrated. India basically "colonized" us lol. Put us through decades of military monstrosity. Like war crimes and shi
(also not main list anymore lmaoomloololo)
One message removed from a suspended account.
All my names are top
One message removed from a suspended account.
cuh, you literally made an impossible double input on river's part on slaughterhouse
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
why?
how am i gonna trust you after that smh smh
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
zamn
One message removed from a suspended account.
sick stuff
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
i have 2 knives tho
One message removed from a suspended account.
knives
One message removed from a suspended account.
There is no good emulator, all of them are bad
One message removed from a suspended account.
Pls good settings for me plz
2.55
I'm bad
One message removed from a suspended account.
In standoff 2
sensivity on 10
2.55
and acceleration on 69
Why 10
yes
๐ฆ
One message removed from a suspended account.
Congress >>
??
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
talking about graphics, i just started playing on max shaders and the pearl abyss looks sick as hell
One message removed from a suspended account.
"pear abyss" ๐ญ
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
hi guu
One message removed from a suspended account.
how much ram do you have
man overclocked his eyes
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
this ur main? @gloomy verge
dawg what is virtual ram ๐ญ
One message removed from a suspended account.
oh ok
i'm too old for this
One message removed from a suspended account.
its a feature i think
mine is samsung too
One message removed from a suspended account.
i dont know either
One message removed from a suspended account.
real . .
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
phone is real money
One message removed from a suspended account.
knife is also real money
oh.. .
i spent 2k gold on cases and got like 50g back 
damn
One message removed from a suspended account.
i got a knife though
One message removed from a suspended account.
based
show them the tanto and tell them you bought it 
Average case opening L
got a knife
Oh nice
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
grunge actually
w
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
best knife in the entire game when max shaders
zamn!
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
feels bad man
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
Hello
what
i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik"
Wait u camel?
Bro actually has 70 diff accounts
He also was the chosen one?
Jkomando aswell
When i got my knife i was jumping around
Whoever wants to play with us, we want to form a team
Whoever wants to play with us, we want to form a team
@sullen yarrow no stand
yes sit
Man i still cant belive that i got knife today
Hi
Someone wants a 2v2?
do not read subahibi
do you have any authority?
Mr beast in standoff sheessh
do not read subahibi
do you have any authority?
He made me happy
real

Was it first knife for u?
Anyone wanna hop into comp?
Same
sure
Ok @latent sparrow my id is 61133323
yeah
Another account
my id is r.
Skill issue
cuh
that one weapon bug in defuse modes that has been unpatched for more than like 4 years:
Devs would definitely patch it
they would lose a lot of money
Dam
lol
There is so many bugs lol
not rly
i wish there was unpatched wallbreaches
glitches make games more fun
brother stop making alts
ะะดัะฐะฒััะฒัะนัะต, ะผะตะฝั ัะตะณะพะดะฝั ะทะฐะฑะฐะฝะธะปะธ ะฒ ะธะณัะต id ััะพ 157284937 ั ั ะพัั ะทะฝะฐัั ะฟะพัะตะผั ั ะตะป, ั ะฝะต ะธัะฟะพะปัะทะพะฒะฐะป ัะธัั, ะฝะพ ะทะฐ ััะพ ะผะตะฝั ะทะฐะฑะฐะฝะธะปะธ
i got muted twice today and waited twice
Idk man some of the window holes in rust bounces off grenades are goody
i have like that much too but not in here
Why u got muted?
only this acc is in here
real
Most likely not a false ban
i said Isd but with l and m f
What code was it?
Yo who trying to 1 v 1 awm im live streaming
Where u streaming
I'm in the drive-thru of burger K
burger k is good
Iirc code 1001 is by the devs themselves
U mean burger ko*k?
...
Code 1002
Lol
Nahh, it's pokemon balls sack
kock
ok thank god
i thought i was gonna get automuted again
hey guys i hafe a bug every time i press 1 2 3 or 4 mi cam moves can somebudy help me pls i play on bluestacks
Clash of clans was one of the best games back then
Where's the K?
Fr
(i have never played it)
f you and your normie gamesssss
Was killing me from insideee i was getting so mad
yea but im bad on mobile
Playing so2 in pc:

get good
how
Practice makes perfect
how wen i cant even kill 1 guy
Inject steroid.
Try harder
and i have a bad phone
best advice i've heard so far
Rob a bank
real
Tren
โ ๏ธ
๐ญ
subahibi reference
Yo who trying to 1 v 1 awm im live streaming
go 1v1
@latent sparrow you?
was
No standoff 2
1v1 on roblox counter blox
No standoff 2
no stand off two
global offense
csgo source ๐ญ
?*
@rich crow no so2
csgo global offensive
lmfao
Why you in the discord then
Dad?
you in asia?
No
ok
Yo who trying to 1 v 1 awm im live streaming
@rich crow1v1 me
Shauwn where are u streaming?
noob
i dont so2
@rich crow go in dms
๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
@sullen yarrow youtube
U can play with me I am a Grandmaster
fat rat got the 1v1 spirit
How many viewers?
1v1 me now!!!!!!
5 I just started
!!!! no
Dam 5?!
WHY?????????
no enough space for standoff installation
U can also have 1v1 with me i am a AKM expert
I'm being trolled
1v1 candy crush
sorry musics
Shauwn no 1v1s today i think your stream is abt to end
i dont candy crush too
i want 1v1 candy crush