#💬│english-chat
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oh no
My son
Katana
I meant in standoff
karambit
He say katana
Mine is jkomando i love that knife i hope one day i get it
awkward silence
..
Bayonet
you that one time in family meeting we all laugh and joke and talk, and then the awkward silence kicks in
its kinda strange
Yes
These happened too many times
yeah
Me just looking at my brother
lol

better call saul in that time
Boring
Why is there 5 minute countdown when i sent pic in standoff screenshot
are you guys better in ct or t
None
heh
This is same bro
Im not joking
I have skill
hey guys i dont talk tht language i was joking
i love akr dude
akr12 is just not my type of gun
It aims for headshot
I love M4A1
yeah same when im in ct
i dont even use shotguns bro im outta here
Tec 9 and Glock..In CT f/s
But P350 is the best pistol in game
but its not that accurate
Hii im also new
300$ 13 bullets
my fav is deagle
just gotta one tap the head and boom
@lunar shell когда ты получил нож
Can you play
I don't love deagle..I have 170+kills with deagle
Headshot sounds in standoff is so relaxing
nice
@river sandal english?
Because I don't play deagle
Yes
how much did you buy the knife for?
@river sandal 1260
when im in the pistol round, i use tec 9 or deag in T and on CT i use Five seven
Bro,all pistol deal 100+HP in head
bruh
@river sandal no yesterday
it takes 2 shot on the head to kill
some of the pistols
I use glock start pistol or USP when I ct
nice
When it long distancd fight deagle is the best
yea
Yeah but f/s kills on distance
hey guys how can i contact so2
Tell him do give everyone free knife
@lunar shell Does it drop at 1250 gold?
Any south african players down to play?
I'm going to buy jkomando luxury +handcraft, but the money is not enough @lunar shell
Ima go complete daily missions
it was 2 in the morning 😡
Any sweatyDLD here
whats dld
can anyone send me so2 investing and trading servers
i cant play so2 anymore
It's his nickname ingame
i have a tablet. And now it says it aint compatible for my device
Maybe its old
i got it from 2016
Update it
its up to date
Download standoff from other platform
it says there was a problem parsing the package
im not joking bro
this is real
i tried everything
Real ok
Yeah do it
perhaps i would get banned?
its a low end pc
Will the Fable Collection be removed next? I need to know so I know if I should buy 3 cases
everything is slow
It's a mobile game I'm pretty sure you can
yeah
I once tried playing csgo, And it was like an nuclear explosion
I know how that feels
you know all those 120 fps so2 cracked players showing off
while we are the 25 fps gang
They put it in their names
Yeah exactly
@whole lotus Thank you for your advice pal, I'm going to download an emulator, and see the nuclear explosion.
You can lower the graphics
Dw CSGO is alot bigger than standoff I'm pretty sure low end PC can run it
or play on stretched
@sullen yarrow that shotgun gonna cost like 10g
Csgo can be played on the worst pc
nah
Wait whattt
I thought i was getting rich
cool cat
Good cat
More than 10g
I hope 😦
Ain't gonna be that expensive tho
I thought somewhere 100-150
Eh, Idk
That sucks
Jk probably around 20g
If you want to be rich you can wait till 2026
You still need a decent pc to run an emulator, It's not about mobile games, It's about how well it can run the laggy emulator
@sick cave what would you estimate the arcane sticker from the bp will cost in a few months?
Thank you I love holes
Ayo
decent by 2023 standards
That's probably like 900-1000g
Csgo is good indicator for decent PC
I want code
How many arcane sticker do we have in this pass? I forgot
Only one. I got it on the free bp
Sick
Does that help the price?
no
Idk, Imo stickers from this pass gonna cost a lot than previous pass
Ok cool. Ty
Me
I eat cats
Mate we get it that u have a cat
@sullen yarrow invest in origin skins
Dk what that is but k
Too late for that
Origin collection dawg
Already reached it's peak
hi guys
I got 8 golds
I dont thnk thats enough
used to buy m4necro for 64g now it's 500g, crazy
🐱
Buy AK Tiger
Me. What do you want kid?
Nah ik grinding
We all been there, But it already reached it's peak now, Investing on origin collection now is a dumb move
Yes. But I'm more of a dog person
Just farm akr tiger with stickers, You get more gold that way for free
Forious maybe next one?
cats >>> dog
Wth 💀
Hell naw
hell yea
Fish >>> cats
i have bad memories with the only cat i ever owned ://
😋
Orangutan>every pet/animal
cars are still very nyan regardless
Absolutely
I have 3 cat died on my record
funny stories tho but traumatizing me from childhood lol
Orangutans are too hairy I like chimpanzees more
Your a brokie dude
Ik
ur someones dinner
For free gold I would be your femboy gf
False
@rich crow i dm u
Hey does anyone play 1v1?
bet
Or can I go to a club?
yeah why ?

Idk
de 1v1 ?
Anyone from Poland?
Okay
ur username ?
okay
I'm waiting
ur region tho @rich crow ?
ye
Yes
okay add me
In your dream, Yes
No its even illigal
omg even axe man wont scroll that long
It's not
Could you become a pro at this game using a mobile with constant 60fps? I've been playing for 2 months and my best rank is just gold 2 I haven't tried that hard to rank up but kinda in doubts because everywhere I see it's filled with Ipad pros
Its a scam
that's the normal setup
Pro iPhone players only play at 60fps
And scams are illegal
scamming is involving deceit
?
what are you talking about
Yeah you can, alot of pros plays in phone too
Then go ahead and tell him to buy it
Hello
Just ask i want some money and pray someone give you something
Is anyobe here who playes on a phone and is master lvl or above?
i use a phone
Anyone*
Buying things from the marketplace with higher price is not a scam and not even illegal
:darktroll:
Most perhaps
And you on legend for real?
(real)
If convinced someone to buy it its a scam
You must be playin for years but still very impressive
This guy been playing 2 months and he's gold talking about being good (Im the greatest silver player)
then u hella dum'
@proper gyro r u real?
You don't get it don't you?
so ur an ai
im a vocaloidf now i guess
Delta is secretly an ai from character ai website
herro guys, my name is ia from 1st place co
Except we can bypass the filter on this one :troll:
i am a CeVio voicebank
No, You're a cat girl
I have a advice for any one who wants to get GOLD for free Grind the battle pass get something good then wait a couple of seasons
Then sell it
Or sell ur body
If you dont have Any GOLD i dont think this will work
Ez way
So what u cant pay 12$ for a knife
50g is enough to do the akr tiger method
you have to wait a couple years tho
But you gotta be a discord mod with no life to do it
💀
Are there any youtuber with legend or some high rank who play on a phone?
Are we talking about the akr tiger sticker method?
I'm just kinda bad so very curious
Then wait a couple of months and sell Any thing you got from the battle pass
Bro what's with you, you can be pro on a phone
idk antiks cashed in around 10k+ with akr tigers lol
Gold 2 is just not very fun to be at
after he left in 2019 i think
Look at my inventory
Damn, 10k
I was legend and im playing on phone so
I'm pretty sure all the legend and elite players have been playing for years
Just here for the advice and making sure bro what's the problem?
But I'm talking about the sticker method, It only took like a day or so for people to buy it but you gotta waste your time waiting for someone to sell an akr tiger with good sticker for cheap price
advice stop asking and just do it
No problem, it's just that you look like you thought it was impossible
@unreal sluice yo can we go dm im curious for something
What u curious about
💀
Nah I lose more for losing 5-8 then I gained for winning 3 games 5-8
Maybe later
Alright
nah
they jus moved here from diff games
then they will all move to valorant m
hmm
capp
no 3 party tournament
TRUE
yeah
cuz no tournament
cuz axle dont want support
even tho
it worked with their support for past 4 years
so2 world cup for example
nah it's more alive than ever
lets play football
☠️
world cup
did blud jusss say thattt
blud seen the matchmaking
blud seen the anticheat (nonexistent)
Dude more new players now
yeah but they wont stay for long
All are russkis bro
nah everymatch I can find someone from my country
Rlly?
Yes I swear
russian peeps
where are you from
cant find uk peeps
youre british?
fr
damm
No way westerns play mobile fps
cant find chinese peeps
you would be surprised
Hi :3
You gotta be joking rn
What a lovely day
I haven't seen a cheater in months. No crazy wallhacks or infinite nade explosions
Yeah less cheaters now
to die
just you
mad max reference
Real?
real
Bruh Nox and I played against cheaters earlier today
i still get diabolical fnmods users
No lol
In allies
Max mad legit the greatest action movie I've ever seen
U rlly are playing standoff or are u playing uno
I've never seen any cheaters since last year
I'M sorry but I don't know English well, I write a translator hehe because there was no Polish when I joined the server
whats yo rank
Comp unranked
season 4?
Polish ppl discriminated
I'm currently Ranking up and down between gold and pheonix
What?
im 10 away from master rn
I don't know what that means xD
had to pull a 1.41 kdr in solo q
I love u
Hello, I have a problem. I bought a USB OTG device on the phone and plugged it into my phone. For attaching a keyboard and mouse. But I can't play "Standoff 2" with keyboard and mouse. How can I play Standoff 2 on an Android phone with the help of keyboard and mouse?
brudda
skill issue
get good
Lol
im turkish im used translate
I believe controller support has been banned. I would assume that also applies to keyboard and mouse
Srry but ur not too good for be in bronze plz go up to silver minimum
you cant
just your youre screen
yes W

Почему у меня английская версия сервера?
@supple heron
Im playing so2 on steering wheel learn something 🦆
Yes Yes
why do i have an english version of the server?
U can change it
id:customize russian channel here
?
Who is playing allies or tournament?
@rich crow
I already figured it out. thanks for the help
?
Allies darling?
Yes hehe
i immediately got massaged by a scam bot right after i bought a butterfly
real
2 of them
One message removed from a suspended account.
Let me think.. It was russki
yep, 2 of them
Always
i had to translate
just change the privacy settings
Let's play ?
it says that i have "cheats"
Cheats 🤡
fr 💀
ok carnage mod isnt that bad
it is
it is
Axlebug dont say u use cheats Directly bans you without prior notice
Anyone got a team finder server?
idk about that
like pro team or clan
pg3d experience
just a simple team to play with
no clan
if it was a good sniper
it was
idk then
just responded to the bot with "skill issues lmao"
Lol

nab
@fleet herald look ss chat
llooolll
All bots
blocked, massages deleted
Just come back from my new psychiatrist and all he did was try to convert me into a Christian and didn't ask me a single significant question. 0/10
just the screenshot that i need to translate
Yeah let's play
@tough meadow tell me whats the problem? U want to go dm?
Lmao real psychiatrist
the therapist just sit there and listen and then charge me $300
Nah I'm good. Took 4 benzos before the appointment so I'm feeling pretty good rn. It'll set it tomorrow tho
Bruh mine didn't even let me talk
I miss my old one
Bro u dont need a psychiatrist u need a gf
Cost you 300$ to talk to him
literally
do not read subahibi
Who needs a gf when you can be isolated in your own room
yea what is a therapist supposed to do
therapist
therapist
sorry i mean therapist
Crazy
if i was very obssesive about getting a gf like crazy would they become my gf to fix my problem?
You made me read it the other way
im really sorry
🦕
Well that might help a little. But it's some seriously dark stuff
therapist community forgives you
They locked me in a room
Im here to help Buddy if u need It so
worth it to do fabrication guys ?
you ever just piss after you drink? crazy right
Hey I thought it was only me, made me lazy to drink anything
This is rlly a so2 discord?
yeah
i find this to be
My name is nøstek
Id 80099977
Dude so2 is life
Alright daddy
i dont think
XDDD
touch grass lol
Thanks man, appreciate the offer but I'm currently really high on the benzos so I'm feeling good for now
i politely ask you to throw that life out the 7th floor window
Damn took me 10 mins to type that
nice
I don't believe you
Np im high all the day so
guys i want to get a red skin idk how do you get those skins without shopping ..
Luck
Yo @rugged trail I got the giratina alt 300$
Omg.. nothing
2am at the back of five guys sounds like a good area
What are you talking about?
I said to u that im gonna shop Pokémon cards again 😭
All high or wtf
No
Just wake up?
do not read subahibi
July is that month
dude they should make this server russian only
i think im russian now
Hello
most of the channel was russian Language ... i can't understand T_T if only there in app tl
Lol

@primal rain wow nice pfp
Im good running with p90
@rich crow it's really common nowadays, that's why it's rather weird to show it off
i wonder who drew it
Yeah man it looks cool
Heh
make sense 
amazing pfp bro
im not sure where it started, but ill guess it's because of those Phone reviews with so2 gameplays
they usually make their title like Poco Whatever full comp gameplay and they get 100k views just for Playing with a Xiaomi phone
with no effort
Nt
do not read subahibi
k
when do i get to hear the Wizard temple album
when i finish
i want to make visual novelish type music now too
brp brp brp brp
guys
?
untitled 56
does someone wanna buy my akr dragon with v2 stickers for 450?
Nah
does it come with a Orange Honda Cappuccino
Does it come with an unsupervised 3 year old baby
2006 honda civic
i would not call the music jazz or classic music because thats too normie
i would come up with new term
what does that mean
what is jizz
its ok
White sticky substance
i forgive
Kind of like the white gel from portal

Opened milk carton of 1816
eromu erogemusic erocore advcore vnmu vncore nakicore
@gloomy verge I dmed you. It's insanely long tho
are you
i am
erogenous
Crazy
try-not-to-put-a-core-in-a-song-genrecore
Gyroscope are strong in so2 ?
ok i have another good thing
like core
Gyroscope*
Gyrocore
erogen 😂
🫡
im breaking
bad
News
Well with gyroscope my skill got better
👌
A little
drum and bass enthusiast when a glitchcore artist sample their drums
mashcore connoisseur when a mashcore artist mashes their mashcore track into their own mashcore track with other samples
why does emo plugg exist
Bro telling me to be a creep
i dont listen to it anymore
REAL
It's keeping me alive
good for you i guess
gyro is a cumback for me
Standoff is my oxygen
sigilkore when saintcore enter the room
how many subgenres of these are out there damn
jsut a bunch of toxic emo kids
and tiktok users
dubstep enthusiast after having a mental breakdown over dubstep riddim
although "og" sigilkore fans would insult them
and that tiktok ruined it
literally me on god
House enjoyer after discovering Bedroom music
tiktok "breakcore fans" after discovering the music they listen to isnt breakcore
😢
😹
phonk listener after they discovered Memphis rap
TikTok breakcore fans when they hear garbage can lids clanging together 💃
(Idk what breakcore even is it sounds like it would suck though)
(with ambient noise in the background + anime girl sample every 2.5 seconds alongside lain voicelines before drop)
i love when my Snares hits 15 times
Ambient fan after hearing a single note of a grand piano
sewerslvt stans after calling her music breakcore for the 547921st time
sewerslvt stans raiding the lolicore server
it dont suck
Russian empire
I need Golda very urgently, please help me... I will return it with interest
the only thing that sucks is tiktok users calling ambient dnb or jungle breakcore
and mislabeling music
🔥🔥
Ambient dnb 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Golda
Sofia when the music she listens to isn’t some form of jazz 😴
Jazz Is cool
yes, ahahah exactly
Who tryna sell me some gloves for cheap
1738
jazzcore
2000g cheap yes
im not listening, old man
Yoo pls how Can i report
The best jazz song that I can think rn is Take five by Dave drubeck
More like 50g cheap 😎
Sad
Brokie
good
It's relaxing
flashcore needs to be more known
@whole lotus yeah it do be like that
Why
@silk moth
Why would you ruin perfectly good music
but not to the point tiktok users claim it as their own and then start calling any glitch song flashcore or anything with a flashy sound
@whole lotus thank
😶🌫️
You
It’s like making a nice cake with frosting and then putting a pile of dirt on the top
i think that paypal.me/sleepingzani-core needs more recognition
Who want to play ranked bronze asia frence
That is how it's supposed to be
Frence
the site in my bio needs too
and
subahibi
Yes
Be my papi and we'll play
I don't know the tops
U love frence
does Breakstep exist
So much better than France
Hehe
But
yea from a quick search its a subgenre of uk garage
wtf is a uk garage now
African Funk
So r we gonna play daddy
In my country top was tunder and believer by imagine dragons, disciples on my mind, disclosure - help me lose my mind
O//w//O
uwu for nothing
And
-- takidz -- with no space
Dua lipa
uwu
No
do i need to name 5 ddg songs
UwU
you can make it a reality
sorry, give that to someone else i dont play so2
Lol
wdym
Bro I'll be your femboy
Not all
Pupsic
no i dont know what u mean by new gen like songs in the past 10 years?
My name ia - _-takidz - _- and ill sell the blue awp
"This genre samples a variety of carti existing Vocals from official release, leaks, adlibs, and snippets."
Is*
It has to be 1 less than 10k offerts
I pupsic
Ok?
then add hardcore kick and breaks
then its not core
as long as it has carti vocal
Hardcore artist when they forgot to turn off fruit limiter
make a carti gabber track
Nightcore enthusiast when anyone title the song with Sped up
eurodance nightcore is literally the best
Daycore enthusiast when the song is titled with Slowed down + Reverb
@rich crow best anime for taking a sht
school days
Naaa bro i love that
ok
Hello
Thats not an anime
still counts as one
50/50
Hi
🤡🤡🤡🤡
do not read subahibi
what about shiki
gakkougurashi
madoka magica
Not to bad

lain
2000 artcore with guro cover
Im saying something like
whats guro
Shoujo ramune uk
uh
bruh

yosuga no sora
Thats not bad
Im selling ak nano
bruh have you seen them all
OFC
it's boring
no way
damn
Thougts on carnage mode
he was clean bro
how
Bro i know it
pixel gun 3d
Not to bad
good

Canon event
I play that in 1990
Its good if you want to relax after tilt
damn, so how did they build the pyramid?
33 years old?
i think he meant 1990
They used creative mode
Hi
Not that old bro 💀
Hello mate
Im gonna die but not that soon
17
🤡🤡🤡
U think im a kid?
Lightwork
i wouldnt be surprised
Bruh
ok 21
Lol
Where you guys from any way?
portugalia
From a garbage
Georgia
Hi, am from Nigeria 🇳🇬

I love Nigeria 🇯🇲
Zaza
@whole lotus thanks bro, are you from Jamaica?
What languages do you speak?
@oak cairn English
do not read subahibi
@oak cairn + Igbo, yoruba and Hausa languages
shoutout to australian 🇦🇹
Don't forget the UK 🇦🇺
That's it
I'm unleashing the wrath

shoutout to sweden and the drain god for making the universe 🔥🔥🔥
There Will be no mercy
Im gonna eat
have you guys heard about Bangladesh?
What about kleisland
You need to pull the pin
ah sh1t
do not read subahibi
@oak cairn flash bangs are my enemies lol
Act like its pulled
whats subahibi
Motor Oil Fries, or bird burger with grandpa's Testicles?
visual novel
@maiden dust 🤔
your old name was better
Your balls will explode in February 16th 2024
i love british pounds ₱₱₱

I change It all the time np
coins
camel rider 123 was the legend
😖😖😖 noooo
(i dont have balls)
what
you are safe
Soooo can i fck u?
but we men are in pure tension
Bruh what the heeeellll
go ahead pal
no
Chill
You can
glad i don't need to pay 2 gold bars and 12 iron nuggets to pay for my Snickers
Gender reveal 🗿🗿
I give you permission
monthly period
yeah you guys gotta calm down
Thx mum
L rizz
Think fast
dont use too much dark humour alright
why sofia

☹️
i need physical proof
the joke is sex
Who come in clan pls , id 61755196
ah yes sex
how am i supposed to show balls that arent there
😂😂😂
What is sex?

i know what sex means
true
Ah yes
but im not telling you
WHAT!!!!!
does anyone want a copy of Sex 3?
Preposterous
I grew up i promise tell me 😭
Let’s say, hypothetically, you had balls. He is simply asking you take a picture of said area where your hypothetical balls would be
You're lying

so hes g
ehehehehhehhheehehheheehhh
Bro if you think this is dark
wow gotta appreciate Ned for making sex3 already
Btw im gonna eat some pp bye see u all in hell fcking bstards
CEO of sex is better than valve
At least he can count to 3
I remember you
bruh
feal
eSex part was crazy 🔥🔥


