💬│english-chat

[proper gyro]

so just went home

:D

[unique plover]

i put reheated chicken in a bowl with my ramen and now i want to smoke a pack of winston blues

[proper gyro]

i wanna kms after wasting hours in the recognition event

gonna skip my graduation next year

I just don't feel like attending those

im not special anyways

and i don't care about the spotlight

[unique plover]

and stare at the night sky for like an hour and a half

[unique plover]

that's fair yeah

i considered doing the same but i'll probably stick it out for my parents

not doing prom though

[proper gyro]

I'll probably get beaten to force attend graduation tho

let's just see in a year what will happen

[void bronze]

i didn't have my graduation

because covid

[proper gyro]

i like that

[void bronze]

i want it tho

[proper gyro]

swap with me

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[proper gyro]

fly to the Philippines

[void bronze]

🛫

[brittle knoll]

🐡

Nice pig

[solemn bronze]

i think banning tablets in tournaments is just

wild

[void bronze]

yeah

[proper gyro]

kinda inst

[dry furnace]

i think its kinda reasonable

[proper gyro]

imma cook my own lunch now

eggs.

[brittle knoll]

:V

[void bronze]

its like banning the pros from the pro scene

[proper gyro]

banning different type of hardware shouldn't hinder you

though evidently tablet gives professionals advantage to excel

but if you can't perform well with those advantages

then what are you truly?

[void bronze]

huh

[brittle knoll]

A goofy goober

[void bronze]

i never thought of it that way

[brittle knoll]

🎤🐓

[raw hazel]

Sup guys

[brittle knoll]

Nuh uh

[fair spade]

anyone with the info pls help

[nocturne ice]

🐢

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[nocturne ice]

🦕🔫💥🐢

[brittle knoll]

Omg what a cow

[nocturne ice]

wait wrong order

[tulip lintel]

anyone know how mmr is worked out?

[nocturne ice]

wdym

[brittle knoll]

I don't think so

[keen tusk]

I keep losing lmao

[brittle knoll]

Otherwise ppl don't come to say "I did this and that and only got +25 mmr 🙁"

[fair spade]

why was my msg deleted ?? did i voilated some rules ??

[paper tangle]

Losing if fun

[tulip lintel]

yea it confuses me

[brittle knoll]

@nocturne ice ios user?

[keen tusk]

Lmao its not fun

[nocturne ice]

nah

im adrood

[tulip lintel]

coz some games I'll think I did well and even lose a bit

[keen tusk]

Even if I win I just plus few points

[tulip lintel]

others I think I did bad and even gain a bit

[brittle knoll]

🦎🦕

Send this to ios users

🐡 🐡

[nocturne ice]

getting better is even more fun

(bronze 2 tips)

[fair spade]

Is playing standoff 2 on pc bannable ?? pls reply

[paper tangle]

🦎 🦕

[keen tusk]

How lmao

[rich crow]

Nah losing with friends is more enjoyable than winning solo

[paper tangle]

It's not bannable yet.

[nocturne ice]

no

[fair spade]

cool

thanks

[keen tusk]

I had no friend to play with

[nocturne ice]

yet?

[keen tusk]

💀

[brittle knoll]

🎷🦎

[nocturne ice]

same

[rich crow]

It was mentioned that emulators may be banned in the future or something

[brittle knoll]

Android users will understand this one

Instead

[fair spade]

where ??

[paper tangle]

The devs want to get rid of emulator players. So there was this new code going around forcing players to go to mobile.

[nocturne ice]

🎷🦎💥🔫

[rich crow]

What’s the code do?

[brittle knoll]

Stop cowing around

@nocturne ice

[rich crow]

Does it just block all emulators

[brittle knoll]

[nocturne ice]

why

[paper tangle]

You can't forget about

[rich crow]

Or does it warn them/ban on repeated offenses

[paper tangle]

📯🦣

[tulip lintel]

all my friends are playing Honkai Star Rail 😭😭

[brittle knoll]

Yea

[brittle knoll]

Because it's dangerous

[paper tangle]

Not all but the known one's.

[nocturne ice]

oh ok

[keen tusk]

Guys which gun u guys prefer using

[nocturne ice]

tanks warning me

[brittle knoll]

📝🦕

[rich crow]

I would assume bluestacks is banned

[paper tangle]

It doesn't do that yet.

[rich crow]

I use it for pvz2 mods though so I wouldn’t know :pvztroll:

[nocturne ice]

any gun

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

🐖

[keen tusk]

Ye i use any gun and I still lose

[tulip lintel]

I have chameleon for usp and I hate usp lmao

[nocturne ice]

mainly m4a1 dough

(though)

[keen tusk]

Lmaoo

[brittle knoll]

Man surprised I never saw any zuma memes

[paper tangle]

me with stone cold

[keen tusk]

Ooo

I play 2v2 and I get some of the dumbest player

They just don't understand how to be patient

And keep rushing the same place

[tulip lintel]

isn't stone cold a red FR skin?

[nocturne ice]

🧢🧢
🦕🐢

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[tulip lintel]

I'm so close to silver mannnn

[paper tangle]

its an epic skin

[keen tusk]

Idk why the player I play with are all Russian they don't understand a single word I say

[nocturne ice]

🐔
‼️

[hardy shard]

Akm

[keen tusk]

But the recoil 💀

[nocturne ice]

wanna play allies

[paper tangle]

it's either they're bad or they troll

[hardy shard]

I like akm bro

P90 is good

[keen tusk]

I mean same but I have to work on it

[keen tusk]

Fr

[nocturne ice]

p90 is cool yeah

[hardy shard]

Ye

[brittle knoll]

🔏🐡

[paper tangle]

the P90 used to be the most annoying weapon in the game back in 2018

[keen tusk]

Your rank too high bro later the enemy we meet Im gonna die after 5 second match started

[nocturne ice]

but sm1014 is main 2nd round weapon

[nocturne ice]

im not actually champion

im bronze

[keen tusk]

I have no idea

[paper tangle]

I love lying about my rank

[keen tusk]

Lmao

💀

[nocturne ice]

same

[paper tangle]

Me with The Legend 2v2

[keen tusk]

Right let me add u

We can play

[brittle knoll]

My rank is real

If it was still 2019

[paper tangle]

its real

for me if it was S3

with the normal 5v5

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[nocturne ice]

should I add you

[paper tangle]

[nocturne ice]

or are you gonna do that

[nocturne ice]

🐮

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[nocturne ice]

thats a coow

[paper tangle]

nice pig man

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[nocturne ice]

that's a coow!!

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[keen tusk]

I dmed u

[brittle knoll]

Hey nice kitty man

[nocturne ice]

🐖

[tulip lintel]

I don't think I've ever actually used a promo code

[paper tangle]

[keen tusk]

Same

[brittle knoll]

Blowfish missile loaded

Moablowfish

[paper tangle]

🐡

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🦕

What a menace

What pure evil could do such a thing as sauropod does 🦕

[paper tangle]

he's evil

[tulip lintel]

so are the guns you get from the seasonal thing only from the seasonal thing?

[brittle knoll]

What

[paper tangle]

What

[brittle knoll]

I think

🦜🐇

[tulip lintel]

lemme check what it's called

[brittle knoll]

Are apples from apple trees only from apple trees?

🐇

[tulip lintel]

battle pass

[paper tangle]

I think the apple tree comes from the apple trees and them become apples

[daring flint]

That’s cool

[brittle knoll]

They are at first jelly blobs

When no one is looking

And over time adapt to become stable apples

[daring flint]

Now have you ever heard about the holocaust?

[paper tangle]

insane

[daring flint]

Amazing history

Apples have history

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

bruh look at ss channel, guy obove me is ultra lucky

[daring flint]

Like Johnny

Apple tree

[tulip lintel]

just wondering coz that'd make them like super rare

idk if they've been in crates before

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[daring flint]

The apples have a sense of photosynthesis and periodic symptoms

[void bronze]

the apples??

[brittle knoll]

I think

[daring flint]

And a bit of tart ness

[paper tangle]

the apples speak Vietnamese

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[paper tangle]

[void bronze]

like

the fruit?

[daring flint]

The apples created an empire

[brittle knoll]

Yeah like tomatoes

[daring flint]

And the had hate for bananas

Then a war happened

It created the

Segregation of individuals

[brittle knoll]

If apples come from apple trees they are also rare because they don't come from other trees

[daring flint]

Wars of the apples

[brittle knoll]

Which is kinda crazy

[tulip lintel]

so that's a yes I think

[brittle knoll]

🦉

[daring flint]

Bro

I’m overwhelmed of the stuff I have on stand-off fr

[paper tangle]

Crazy

[brittle knoll]

July 12 2023 the heat death of the universe

🦉

[daring flint]

Like I’m not even good in the game like that fr

Like my max rank could probably only be gold 4

[mint obsidian]

Ok

[rich crow]

what is love?

baby don't hurt ,e

[brittle knoll]

My max rank should only be bronze 1

[rich crow]

hurt me

no mroe

[brittle knoll]

Mroe

[paper tangle]

,e

[daring flint]

Quakan fr 1v1 me

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[daring flint]

Knife only

I’ll kill you in style fr

[brittle knoll]

Methodically

Methodical stabbing

[daring flint]

Young blood is crazy

[paper tangle]

theoretically

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[daring flint]

Azathoth has seen my knifes

They don’t want this heat fr

[brittle knoll]

Special puncturing

[paper tangle]

Chinese puncturing

[daring flint]

Dim doesn’t want this puncturing action fr

[brittle knoll]

🐡

:blownfish:

[paper tangle]

[daring flint]

Investing in blowfish

[brittle knoll]

The blowfish had some of that theoretical poking

[daring flint]

Photosynthesis like?

[brittle knoll]

🍝🐓

Lunch is ready

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

Thanks

🍝 🐓

[brittle knoll]

But but

It was for blowfish

😦

[wanton pelican]

If you are an experienced North American Standoff 2 player, there is a small group of casual/competitive players who are looking to add more active (EST Time Zone) players. Must have basic game sense, reasonable aim, and able to talk in voice chat. Add me if you are interested (Not accepting new players, sorry.)

[brittle knoll]

🐢🐅

[paper tangle]

[wanton pelican]

💪😎🍤

[brittle knoll]

Missile loaded

Target acquired karambit

[paper tangle]

Better if you do this in #🛡│clans before you get any kind of mute.

For doing this often

[wanton pelican]

Well if you didn't point it out I'm sure it would've went unnoticed for a bit

[brittle knoll]

Target eliminated

[wanton pelican]

Thanks anyway

[paper tangle]

I would've pointed it out anyway

[brittle knoll]

W

🐓

[wanton pelican]

Average Anime Noob

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Average knife

[paper tangle]

he already did it 8 times

[wanton pelican]

Woaaah

[paper tangle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wanton pelican]

You talking about my knife ?

You don't want the smoke bro

When I see red it's OVER

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[wanton pelican]

[paper tangle]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🔴

It's over ❌

[paper tangle]

damn

its already over

I didn't get my popcorn

[brittle knoll]

Too ez

[paper tangle]

🍿 🐓

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[wanton pelican]

Lol yall are some nuts

[paper tangle]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

🥜🍡🍿🐓

[proper gyro]

that's every so2 player

[void bronze]

nuts

nuts berserk

[wanton pelican]

Lol right

[brittle knoll]

Deez

[void bronze]

his name is nuts i think

[brittle knoll]

Refreshing meal

[void bronze]

the guy from berserk

[paper tangle]

twas very good

[hexed igloo]

day be so fine and then a pineapple

[wanton pelican]

🫡

🇬🅰️🇾

😫

[brittle knoll]

😦

[proper gyro]

Dee Zee Nüts

[void bronze]

what's with the pineapple

[brittle knoll]

Where

[paper tangle]

the pineapple ruined his day

[hexed igloo]

i think i can name 5 ddg song

[wanton pelican]

💪😎🍤

[brittle knoll]

🐔🍤

[proper gyro]

also damn every photo I've been in still hasn't got to me

🐔

[void bronze]

left arm shrimp

[brittle knoll]

Kokodak lost his arm

He looks disappointed

[proper gyro]

love it when you take photos for people and it doesn't reach you bacj

[paper tangle]

[hexed igloo]

i slept so i can continue my work and get it done and then purgatory

[void bronze]

are you doing work

rn

[paper tangle]

the pineapple scared him

💥

[hexed igloo]

im feving

is that a word

word

[brittle knoll]

😨

[void bronze]

whats fev

[hexed igloo]

it's going to explode in 5 seconds

[brittle knoll]

When you fev

[void bronze]

it be 37°C outside

[brittle knoll]

Feving

[void bronze]

and im outside

very hot

[hexed igloo]

the monkey tactical explosive

[brittle knoll]

Fev is

When you are not feving

And no one else is either

[void bronze]

fev (present tense)

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[void bronze]

feved (past tense)

[brittle knoll]

Fev is the noun

[paper tangle]

how much Celsius

[hexed igloo]

past tense of read is read

[brittle knoll]

I thiiibk

Readeddd

[proper gyro]

ffs

no bread

now i feel depressed

[wanton pelican]

These emojis are cool

[brittle knoll]

C a r b

[hexed igloo]

press it

[paper tangle]

no more bread

[wanton pelican]

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

No more carb time for keto

🦕

[hexed igloo]

have you guys seen darkstrike

[brittle knoll]

-_-

[proper gyro]

yesterday night

[brittle knoll]

Look

He's right there

[hexed igloo]

today

[proper gyro]

no

i was out

[noble dagger]

[void bronze]

37

[paper tangle]

damn

that's hot

its 49 here

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[void bronze]

wth

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐓

[void bronze]

how do you libe

live

in 49 degree

[hexed igloo]

he left the server

im worried for that man

[hardy shard]

It's hot here in Philippines 💀

[paper tangle]

AC

[void bronze]

right

[paper tangle]

who left

[brittle knoll]

He's been worrysome since 2021

[agile swallow]

🛌

[hexed igloo]

you remember darkstrike?

[paper tangle]

we had a heatwave the other day and it hurt to blink

[paper tangle]

No

[void bronze]

oh the Ukrainian guy

he tach

[hexed igloo]

i wanted to checkup on him but i couldn't contact cause hes not in my friend list

[brittle knoll]

@void bronze👈🤨

[void bronze]

yeah

[brittle knoll]

👆☝️.

[void bronze]

like that

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[void bronze]

he does tht everytime he sees me

[rugged trail]

Gm

[brittle knoll]

With a side of -_-

[paper tangle]

who was that guy again

me no remember

[brittle knoll]

He tach

[rugged trail]

[brittle knoll]

Idk if he started or I started

Funnier if he did

[unique plover]

what happened to that korean dude

i think he was korean

[brittle knoll]

College

[hexed igloo]

nightfall?

[unique plover]

nighfall yes

[agile swallow]

what

[paper tangle]

nightfall just dipped

[hexed igloo]

he's like a big guy bro he grown up

[unique plover]

rip bozo, gud guy

[brittle knoll]

I watched a video that said education in korea is hard

Everyone is tryharding

[hexed igloo]

what worried is that Ukrainian guy

he recently got a job as a doctor and mentally depressed yesterday

[unique plover]

who

[hexed igloo]

darkstrike i dont think you remember

[brittle knoll]

🤨👉@unique plover👈

_ _- darkstrike

I don't think he remembers

[agile swallow]

bro strugglin to be like darkstrike

[unique plover]

ohh yeah

[brittle knoll]

He remembers

[hexed igloo]

either he's busy with his work or in the military, cause every citizen is like required to a Military training for at least 6 months if im not wrong

[unique plover]

what a guy

[paper tangle]

he doesn't remember

[rugged trail]

Don't worry

I talked with him

He have mixed emotions

[unique plover]

i always thought he was way younger tbh

[hexed igloo]

did he message you today

[rugged trail]

Today no. But we talked a lot yesterday

[brittle knoll]

Both fr

[agile swallow]

imagine axlebolt uses their brains and makes team stickers

🤗

[brittle knoll]

He would send me occasional random bird pics

[hexed igloo]

can you checkup on him, I'm kinda worried that he actually did it

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rugged trail]

Yeah

[brittle knoll]

Is he still in Ukraine

[rugged trail]

Sure thing

[daring flint]

My god

These kids bro

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[daring flint]

I just lost 1 mmr because some guy decided to ditch the game

[rugged trail]

He mentioned something about a dinner with someone and something with a friend... I still don't understand @hexed igloo

[proper gyro]

@paper tangle c1rca still here

[daring flint]

Someone

[rugged trail]

What's the problem with military and doctors

[daring flint]

Please carry me to gold 1

😭

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[daring flint]

Pls

[paper tangle]

I forgot about these people tbh

[rugged trail]

I can't.. sorry

[paper tangle]

I haven't seen them in a while

[proper gyro]

c1rca is nightfall

[brittle knoll]

Citra

[daring flint]

Azathoth how long have you been playing

[brittle knoll]

C1rca waduhell

[paper tangle]

4 years

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[proper gyro]

was it c1tra?

[rugged trail]

I deleted the game

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[unique plover]

yes

[rugged trail]

[daring flint]

Can I see your inventory?

[proper gyro]

he had a 1

[paper tangle]

deleted the game 2 years ago

[proper gyro]

somewhere

🐓

[rugged trail]

Minep?

[brittle knoll]

C1tra

[void bronze]

huh
never think he would be that old

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[hexed igloo]

he's 21

[void bronze]

damn

[brittle knoll]

Damn

[unique plover]

rip my boy nokia3310

[rugged trail]

A little bit older than me

[brittle knoll]

Yo what the heellll

[unique plover]

that was insane looking back

what a guy

[paper tangle]

z

[brittle knoll]

Did he actually

[unique plover]

no

[brittle knoll]

Like

[unique plover]

not that i know of

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

[unique plover]

i was just sayin cus he doesn't speak anymore

[lime magnet]

Anyone tryna play?

[daring flint]

So much red

Me fr

[unique plover]

what a goober

[hexed igloo]

send me your account info and i cab review it

[unique plover]

he has his own website

[brittle knoll]

He got mad enough at the thingy thingy he started training to become the best soldier (fake)

[paper tangle]

no

[brittle knoll]

And do his justice on his own

[paper tangle]

asking the wrong group of people atm

[daring flint]

@lime magnet I’m down

[proper gyro]

ong

[paper tangle]

z has his own webiste?

[unique plover]

yeah

[lime magnet]

Alr, hop on

[proper gyro]

ztiaa has his own site?

for what?

[unique plover]

it's in his bio

[rugged trail]

He is oke

[proper gyro]

i assume he does photography

[unique plover]

it's like a uh

[paper tangle]

doesn't he moderate facebook so2?

[daring flint]

Waiting for you

[unique plover]

idk how to put it. y'know the linktree things

[raven terrace]

hi

[rugged trail]

Waiting for your call

[proper gyro]

i need to make my own link tree💀

[void bronze]

ztiaa still hasnt accepted my friend request

[unique plover]

it's like a linktree thing but it's actually his own domain

[rugged trail]

@hexed igloo

He is oke

[daring flint]

Shut up semy

[proper gyro]

i have no reason to make my own site rn

[rugged trail]

It's a song

[proper gyro]

behance works fine

[paper tangle]

I didn't give home one

[brittle knoll]

Popular person didn't accept my friend request 😦☹️ (we are now officially enemies 😠)

[void bronze]

yeah

[daring flint]

Idc semy

[proper gyro]

and i don't have enough following there anyways

[daring flint]

Song or not

[rugged trail]

Nab

[daring flint]

Shush

[rugged trail]

I also don't care that you don't care...

[daring flint]

🤫

[proper gyro]

reddit is about to imploded tmrw

[daring flint]

RAA

[proper gyro]

[rugged trail]

You shush

[brittle knoll]

Semy called me nab out of context the 50th time (we have quite the beef)

[rugged trail]

But you are nab .

Don't you?

[daring flint]

You’re gonna make me use some Nono words

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[rugged trail]

Is not like i would care

[daring flint]

FRICK u

[brittle knoll]

🛏️🦤

[lime magnet]

Broo

[rugged trail]

[lime magnet]

Hop on alrrr

[daring flint]

Im waiting for you Ari

[paper tangle]

[rugged trail]

Wha?

[daring flint]

Invited u like 3 times

[brittle knoll]

(we have come to our differences and we are now friends)

[brittle knoll]

Bruh whatdheel

🐡

[rugged trail]

Damm... you are right

Ari.... you are alive

[brittle knoll]

:BedBites:🦤

He's so annoyed

[rugged trail]

Who

[brittle knoll]

The dodo

[rugged trail]

Why

[brittle knoll]

The jumping small pepes are occupying his bed

But he has hallucinations

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

The reality

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🦉

[paper tangle]

Wake up

[brittle knoll]

August 12 2036 the heat death of the universe

[paper tangle]

🦉

[brittle knoll]

🦉

[paper tangle]

🦉

[brittle knoll]

I have learned your house layout

🦉

Your front door has a weakness

[paper tangle]

I learned your basement layout

[brittle knoll]

🐔

🐤

[rugged trail]

Do you love
(Do you do you X3)
Do you need me

[dry furnace]

no

[supple blade]

I'm unable to find matchmaking...
I've tried France Singapore India
Can anyone tell me what's the issue?

[rich crow]

Poland

[rugged trail]

With servers

Don't worry

[supple blade]

Ok thanks

[rugged trail]

Jk have a special animation

I suggest to make special animation for the default knife

[dry quartz]

Hello everyone

[rugged trail]

I know the animation, I have the knife

Hi

[solemn bronze]

breh

i think we should create a tourney for only phone players seperately

[tulip lintel]

maybe you haven't got the small update?

[rich crow]

Standoff made statement that starting from 2024 on toutnaments only phones will be available

[solemn bronze]

ik but like they completely banned tablets

hh

[rich crow]

no

btw it was funny that in the final there were two teams in which everyone had tablets, and standofd is a mobile game xd

[rugged trail]

#📸│photos

[supple blade]

Yes I don't know about the update

@tulip lintel

[urban acorn]

.

[tulip lintel]

there was a like 20mb tiny update in the play store

and I rmber a few updates ago I couldn't find any matches because I didn't know there was one

and after doing it I found matches again

[supple blade]

@tulip lintel do e and now I'm playing thanks mate

Done*

[tulip lintel]

easy glad it wasn't smthn else

[analog harness]

uh

[rich crow]

do not read subahibi

do not read subahibi

What

[void bronze]

do not

don't this

[silent perch]

[nocturne ice]

hi guu

[keen tusk]

I'm seriously gonna cryy

[nocturne ice]

why

[keen tusk]

Check #📸│photos

[rich crow]

thank you fat rat

[nocturne ice]

well you carried so

I just did like shi in the last match

[keen tusk]

And i minus 13

[nocturne ice]

i lost 16

but it's all good

[keen tusk]

Fr the mmr sucks

[nocturne ice]

hai hewwo

[rich crow]

hi yin

[nocturne ice]

yeah they should rework mmr

immo

immo

KMO

[keen tusk]

I don't even know how they calculate the mmr

[nocturne ice]

its probably not random either

[keen tusk]

Maybe because they are lower rank than us but we r bronze so it doesn't make sense

[rich crow]

niceee

[keen tusk]

I was expecting plus 20 or something

Then it minus 13

[paper tangle]

fat rat

[void bronze]

huh

[rich crow]

Hello.

[void bronze]

he

[paper tangle]

cheese

[nocturne ice]

hai hewwo

[void bronze]

cheesed to meet you

[paper tangle]

chessed

[nocturne ice]

I don't like chess

it's boring

[void bronze]

i suck at chess

[hardy shard]

Same

[nocturne ice]

(same)

[keen tusk]

Btw good game

[hardy shard]

My classmate are good in chess

[nocturne ice]

yeah ggs

[keen tusk]

I ain't gonna play no more until they fix the mmr

[nocturne ice]

naww

fr?

[keen tusk]

If i play and win but it minus mmr it just doesn't make sense anymore

The mmr is so broken until it doesn't make any sense

[nocturne ice]

I ain't playing defuse either

I suck at 5v5

[keen tusk]

Lmao I'm ok in any mode just that I feel 2v2 match is faster and easier

[lime magnet]

💀💀💀

Thats bc u cant play lmao

[nocturne ice]

that's what I'm saying

• lazy

[paper tangle]

same

[lime magnet]

Obama was goated fr

Yall like cheese?

I hate blueberries

💀💀

[paper tangle]

what the hell was that

[lime magnet]

What

[nocturne ice]

what the hell was what

[lime magnet]

Why

When?

[paper tangle]

hell was what

[lime magnet]

Whos he

How he felt after saying that : 🥶

[nocturne ice]

fr

[lime magnet]

Fmm de gras

[lime magnet]

Fr

[paper tangle]

its me rn

cuz I'm sleepy asf

[lime magnet]

Gts then

[nocturne ice]

hai hewwo

[icy forge]

Hi

[lime magnet]

Wsg calm

[nocturne ice]

hai hewwo

hai hewwo

[fallen abyss]

i never knew clan battles was a thing

also im silver now

[nocturne ice]

W

[fallen abyss]

Get this bronze ugly stuff off me

[nocturne ice]

hai jewwo

hewwo*

[fallen abyss]

your legend in allies or comp?

whats good

[nocturne ice]

what's good

[lime magnet]

Whats good

Wsp is wassup

[north meteor]

Hiieee

[lime magnet]

Comp is easier imo

Bro allies is js so stressful

[north meteor]

Can someone tell me why find compi matches taking so long

[fallen abyss]

ayoo bro whats your kd

[fallen abyss]

teammates

[paper tangle]

not yet

[fallen abyss]

shesh

but i have seen golds with a kd of 4

[paper tangle]

there's gonna be some random that's gonna need help

[paper tangle]

have you updated the game yet?

small update came out i think

[north meteor]

Yesss

[fallen abyss]

1 death?

117 kills?

[paper tangle]

just might be your servers then

[lime magnet]

Show

[paper tangle]

what servers do you play on

[north meteor]

Yaa India server

[paper tangle]

Try other servers

[nocturne ice]

what

[paper tangle]

or change your internet connection

[north meteor]

Which server do you play

[paper tangle]

I don't play the game

[nocturne ice]

play on russia servers

[north meteor]

My internet connection is top notch

[paper tangle]

anymore

[nocturne ice]

trust me bro

[fallen abyss]

south african servers are such pain

full of russians with a ping of 400

[nocturne ice]

LMAO

YEAH

[fallen abyss]

they are trying to lag themselves up to legend

[nocturne ice]

there's no servers that aren't full with russians

so sadly we have to live with it

[fallen abyss]

i played it once they litterally teleport

[fallen abyss]

i know russian =/

[nocturne ice]

I don't

ggez

[fallen abyss]

everytime i talk in vc in silver

[lime magnet]

DAMN

[fallen abyss]

some russian tells me too shut up

[lime magnet]

I use sometimes

Its not useless

Not rlly

Sometimes u find ppl that use it too

[nocturne ice]

chat better

[verbal imp]

It isnt

[nocturne ice]

only russians

I've only see russians communicate easily with it

[fallen abyss]

people who use m40 in allies are just trolling

[nocturne ice]

yeah

[lime magnet]

Nah

[fallen abyss]

like m40 sucks

[lime magnet]

Some russians crazy with that

[nocturne ice]

true

[fallen abyss]

cant hit 1 headshot

[lime magnet]

Faceit?

No like whats that

[nocturne ice]

m40 sucks

[lime magnet]

Awm also sucks

[paper tangle]

tryhard servers

[lime magnet]

For anything but 1v1

[nocturne ice]

you did not just say that

[fallen abyss]

you can easily hit headshots with an awp but not with a m40

[nocturne ice]

a vee pee is the best

[fallen abyss]

they gotta be still got a shot

[nocturne ice]

jumpshits

so you can say shi now?

don't wanna risk it

[lime magnet]

Sams

Same

[nocturne ice]

I got timeout for saying "d i k"

[lime magnet]

Yo ima hop on

[nocturne ice]

I was trying to say dim

[lime magnet]

Anyone wanna play?

[nocturne ice]

sure

[lime magnet]

Yo lets play comp

All 3

[nocturne ice]

bet

[vestal thorn]

Count me in

[fallen abyss]

what rank

[lime magnet]

Gc?

lets make gc

[nocturne ice]

nah

[fallen abyss]

whats your rank

[nocturne ice]

im champion in comp and champion in allies

trust me guys

[lime magnet]

Im not ranked in comp

[nocturne ice]

im totally not bronze in both of them

[nocturne ice]

same

[lime magnet]

Everyone who wanna play drop the id in my dms

[nocturne ice]

ook invite me when you get on so2

[fallen abyss]

if your bronze wanna play?

[nocturne ice]

pretty sure I have you added

[rich crow]

do not read subahibi

[nocturne ice]

im urnranksd

[lime magnet]

I never talked to u be4

[vestal thorn]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/180756379

[nocturne ice]

totally

[lime magnet]

Doesnt work bru

Js send ur id

[vestal thorn]

I am unranked in comp and bronze in allies

[nocturne ice]

im getting on

[fallen abyss]

im back

rejoined

[unreal veldt]

I'm looking for a mate to go up in 2v2 I'm silver 1

[fallen abyss]

Me

im also silver 1 ☺

[unreal veldt]

Nice

[fallen abyss]

just i live in the other side of the planet

[unreal veldt]

🤣

[unreal veldt]

send your nickname

[fallen abyss]

flanknspank

no reaction 🗿

[rich crow]

do not read subahibi

[unreal veldt]

I sent you a request via private message

@fallen abyss

[fallen abyss]

Ok

lets 1v1 @unreal veldt

[unreal veldt]

Ok

But come private message

[rich crow]

hi

[rich crow]

who wants to play allies with me

i’m gold 3 approaching gold 4

just need a teamate

anyone?

…

[unreal veldt]

I'm looking for a mate to go up in 2v2 I'm silver 1

[rich crow]

Check dms

[sour star]

@rich crow u still down to play?

[deep flower]

Bro can someone just help me get a knife

I only have 102 g

[unreal veldt]

I'm looking for a mate to go up in 2v2 I'm silver 1

[void bronze]

[hazy magnet]

Guyss

I need a player to play comp

[unreal veldt]

I'm looking for a mate to go up in 2v2 I'm silver 1

[hazy magnet]

Me

[sour star]

rank?

[hazy magnet]

Same IM sliver 1

[unreal veldt]

Ok dm

[hazy magnet]

You frikin legends

[void bronze]

that's master

you guys german?

[sour star]

😴

wirst du ihm das gold wiedergeben?

k

[rich crow]

z

[untold haven]

I need Standoff2 support ma
İl

[sour star]

ther is no such thing

[rich crow]

lol

[mild lichen]

Hi guys do you have gyroscope problem like moving by itself ???

[rich crow]

who couldve guessed

[restive briar]

everyone has

[rich crow]

that moving the phone would move the camera

[rich crow]

what teh heeeelll

[dusky timber]

Does anyone know any good vpns to use??

[mild lichen]

Akm bro the best one

[dusky timber]

Ig to lower ping?

[rich crow]

turbovpn

[dusky timber]

Does it work for S02??

[rich crow]

i dont know

also

using vpns will slow your wifi

[rugged trail]

Hi

[dusky timber]

It's not my net

[rich crow]

or make it slower

[golden flume]

Does anyone play non sandstone comeptitve maps

[mild lichen]

No vpn will not decrease ping just put th nearest place you live in standoff 2

[dusky timber]

On other games it works just fine

[rich crow]

so ur probably gonna have more ping

im pretty sure it is

[rugged trail]

Calm again

[mild lichen]

But guys do you know any solutions for gyroscope moving by itself

[dusky timber]

Hmmm

[rugged trail]

Don't play with gyro

[rich crow]

true that

[zenith valve]

Why don't they add hostage rescue mode in the game!!!???

[rugged trail]

Hi clam

[restive briar]

atm you can either adapt or lower its sens

[mild lichen]

Why bro

[rugged trail]

How are you

Gud

[dusky timber]

How am I supposed to compete against people with 20 ms ping while I have 180 ping tho 😭

[rugged trail]

[untold haven]

my account got banned unnecessarily so I will report the situation to the support team but I don't know the support mail

[rugged trail]

Very gud

[mild lichen]

So why do you think about acceleration sensitivity

[golden flume]

What is gyroscope

[rich crow]

switch region, get better wifi

[zenith valve]

Aim for head and Crouch

[mild lichen]

What do tou think i mean

[restive briar]

https://help.axlebolt.com/en

[golden flume]

What is gyroscope

[rugged trail]

Not much

[mild lichen]

What do you think about acceleration sensitivity guys good or bad

[rich crow]

dont use too much

[golden flume]

What is gyroscope

[mild lichen]

Moving phone will mova also aim, crosshair

[rich crow]

just dont use it

[mild lichen]

So you think to use a little bit is good or ???

[golden flume]

Ok

[rugged trail]

Nain Ștefan

Ștefan

Nain

[rich crow]

tru

[rugged trail]

[rich crow]

like 0.05 or 0.01

0.1

[rugged trail]

🤣

[mild lichen]

Why guys tell me a reason si hard to play or what

[rich crow]

because its inconvenient

for competitive play

[rugged trail]

This reason is like mud

[rich crow]

😾

[pallid mango]

Calm u re so no lifer i see u everytime here

🤡

[last valley]

Hi, how can I contact the developers, do not tell me?

[serene jasper]

[mild lichen]

And better low or high sensitivity and with acceleration or no acceleration???

[serene jasper]

How handsome

[pallid mango]

@grim sable

[rugged trail]

[pallid mango]

Imagine being here everytime

[rich crow]

it depends, just find a good sensitivity ur comfortable with and stick with it

sensitivity differs between devices

[serene jasper]

No imagine

[rich crow]

i think

[rich crow]

me

[pallid mango]

I cant expect better from Russian

[rugged trail]

I don't

[mild lichen]

Thanks man but i have one problem because low sensitivity is good for aim but th problem is 180 then

[pallid mango]

🤡

[last valley]

Its developper?

[serene jasper]

@pallid mango calm down

[pallid mango]

Get alife then have a conversation

[pallid mango]

Yo sup

[rich crow]

bro is using clown emojis unironically 😭

[rugged trail]

Why you tag the big boss of this server?@pallid mango @last valley

Encore

[pallid mango]

Lemme russian army

[rugged trail]

Pfff

[pallid mango]

[rugged trail]

Nab

You are nab for no reason