💬│english-chat

[nocturne ice]

maybe I'll get it too

when I get a new pc

[rich crow]

i also have ddlc

[nocturne ice]

idk tho

это не русский чат

man

translators help

[thorn forum]

Хах

[nocturne ice]

a lot

[thorn forum]

Yea

Translate it

Желаю тебе удачи

[nocturne ice]

sometimes I want to talk trash to my russian teammate

and translator is always there for me

[thorn forum]

Oh, i not good in English

And games help me to leart it

[rugged trail]

Congratulations

[thorn forum]

?

[dusk grotto]

axlebolt fix your game i have big freeze

[rugged trail]

Ei are you from Russian chat?@thorn forum

[dusk grotto]

i can't play the game isn't optimize

[rugged trail]

It happens sometimes

[thorn forum]

Yea

[dusk grotto]

no it's happen ALL 5 min now

[rugged trail]

Do you know an old Russian member named samurai ... A girl?!?

[thorn forum]

Translate pls я не очень хорошо говорю по английски, извини ❤️

[thorn forum]

Second pls, translator help

[nocturne ice]

don't wanna offend anyone but thats a device issue

[dusk grotto]

nah

that's not device

[thorn forum]

No, I don't know

[gloomy verge]

@silk kraken bro why my stats are bugged? I have this problem since the update

[orchid zinc]

Any working promo codes?

[dusk grotto]

that's the game lag when somebody launch for ex fumigen

[thorn forum]

Goodbye, im going to my Russian chat)

[rugged trail]

Oke спасибо

[vale sparrow]

idk man

[vale sparrow]

ofc no

[rugged trail]

[vale sparrow]

no?

[orchid zinc]

Haha

[vale sparrow]

LMAO

[rich raven]

Hi guys

[gloomy verge]

I put it in the game but doesnt work help 🤡

[rich raven]

Anyone here cant find a competitive game ?

[rugged trail]

I didn't

[vale sparrow]

havent tried

[rugged trail]

Nab randoms, and very unbalanced teams

[orchid zinc]

Will be there any promos in the future or they forgot about this feature

[rich raven]

It takes me 5-10 mins

[rugged trail]

Oh...

[rich raven]

Or even more to find a game

[rugged trail]

Nah but now I don't know anymore

And probably i don't care anymore

[vale sparrow]

cool

[gloomy verge]

@rugged trail still champion?

[vale sparrow]

cap

[rugged trail]

No

[gloomy verge]

Go down to bronze

Best rank

[rugged trail]

But I wanna be a legend when I will buy m9 DG

Until

[gloomy verge]

M9 dg overrated asf

[vale sparrow]

ye

no

black knife and 3 red lines

[dusk grotto]

no

dragon glass better

[rugged trail]

Both are coll

[winter bone]

mmr is una mierda

[vale sparrow]

no

[gloomy verge]

Oh, ur a kukri player

[vale sparrow]

ancient even better

[rugged trail]

Kumo

[winter bone]

MMR es una mierda en esta actualización

[rugged trail]

Kumo or ancient.@vale sparrow

?

[dusk grotto]

butterfly

[vale sparrow]

ancient

nop

no taste

[gloomy verge]

Which skin

[rugged trail]

It doesn't matter

[vale sparrow]

no taste

[rugged trail]

Nah, is good in my opinion, not very good but is good

Kumo is meh.. acceptable

[dusk grotto]

all

[rugged trail]

Scratch is good

[gloomy verge]

M9 ancient + gloves cammo god tier

[rugged trail]

Dragon glass is good like

[dusk grotto]

i have all butterfly skin

[vale sparrow]

yes

ppl have taste here

[rugged trail]

I usually don't have a good taste

[dusk grotto]

look on #📸│photos

[rugged trail]

Like I have burning first gloves and butterfly legacy

On CT side

On T side , I have the thug gloves and karambit scratch

[dusk grotto]

send me your inv

[rugged trail]

Who

[unreal sluice]

Rosie is here

Rosie go shower

[gloomy verge]

@unreal sluice yo

[dusk grotto]

why you

[gloomy verge]

@dusk grotto bro no... That ak treasure Hunter goes with the V2 color

[rugged trail]

Done @dusk grotto

In dm

[dusk grotto]

lmfao u really want to play ?

[dry quartz]

Eid Mubarak everyone

[cinder galleon]

I have a title Phoenix

[paper tangle]

id:customize

[dry quartz]

Okay

[paper tangle]

If you see id:customize update your discord

[dry quartz]

Hey Aza what's up

Dead chat

[gloomy verge]

Delete this server

[dry quartz]

Lol

[river sinew]

Lmao

[dry quartz]

I did leave the server before tho

Had to come back as my clan members insisted

I came online rn to wish everyone Eid and then submit my clan recruitment details

[river sinew]

Send link

[rich crow]

hi guys

[dry quartz]

Link for what?

[dry quartz]

Hello

[nocturne ice]

I need help

I cant sleep

oh em gee

[dry quartz]

I was gonna ping nightly

I was 🤏 close to getting murdered

[gloomy verge]

I can sleep with u?

[nocturne ice]

what's wrong with pinging nightly

didn't do it but

what's wrong with that

[nocturne ice]

sure

[gloomy verge]

@dry quartz ur clan its from..?

[cunning mural]

Why can't I hear the game with bluetooth headphones?

shi t gameeeeee

[dry quartz]

Wdym?

It's an international clan

It was

In 2022

Now it's mostly Asian

[gloomy verge]

Yeah but in general?

[gloomy verge]

Oh ok

[dry quartz]

Although I am trying to add our Ex members

One of them were from Mexico

[rich crow]

To me buy skin m4 Lizard with stiker dracula for 70 gold

[gloomy verge]

Srry im poor 🤡

[nocturne ice]

nah im

[dry quartz]

Anyone wanna play chess?

[nocturne ice]

im doing terribly with gold

[nocturne ice]

how!

? *

[dry quartz]

Chess.com

It's a game

You can play multiplayer chess

[gloomy verge]

Ohh u play chess?

[nocturne ice]

oh idk chess

[noble dagger]

[nocturne ice]

I play checkers though

[gloomy verge]

Bro i have 4k in chess 💀

Chess>so2

[dry quartz]

I used to when I was 8. And started playing a few days ago

Not really good at it

But I love it

[dry quartz]

I've played checkers with my sibling

It's fun but pretty simple and fast

[nocturne ice]

that's why I like it

[dry quartz]

I like chess cuz I get to enjoy every sip of my tea

It's slow and steady

[nocturne ice]

I don't like complex stuff

[dry quartz]

Btw hey

Check your DMs

[proven pelican]

is there any way to get free gold?

[mellow rover]

The only way to get gold i know is buying

[proven pelican]

Ok

[austere harbor]

I'm finally home

[nocturne ice]

hai hewwo

[unreal sluice]

Rosie likes that sticker

[primal rain]

rosie fr

[austere harbor]

Thank you rosie

[unreal sluice]

Np

[unreal sluice]

I have a special one for you Kaffn

[austere harbor]

I mean, hello too.

[austere harbor]

bruh

[primal rain]

frr

[nocturne ice]

just gamin'

actually me fr

im supposed to be sleeping right now

[nocturne ice]

i c a n t

[unreal sluice]

Me sleepu

[nocturne ice]

the server name me fr

[unreal sluice]

:3

[primal rain]

bro why did you joined that goofy lgbt people's server

they are just doing that to have sex

[nocturne ice]

no way you just said lgbt is goofy

you're getting cancelled on twitter

‼️

[austere harbor]

Your name is jesse?

[primal rain]

I'm not homophobic

[nocturne ice]

no it's just a reference to jesse pinkman

[primal rain]

let them have fun

[nocturne ice]

same

[primal rain]

but i hate those kind of people

who being LGBT or whatever it called

for sexual things

or making goofy events

[unreal sluice]

Kaffn is acting like ur average American grandpa who lived on a ranch his whole life

[primal rain]

nope

i can respect people like you

bro is just

not being cringr

living her life with own choices

[austere harbor]

She is she

[primal rain]

shut up aot pfp guy

[austere harbor]

We just ate the fact

[primal rain]

i didn't asked your opinions

[nocturne ice]

lmao

[primal rain]

again

[austere harbor]

Sure.

[rich crow]

do not read subahibi

[dim elm]

Are there even promocodes

[unreal sluice]

Not atm

[rich crow]

cute stickers

[unreal sluice]

Fankies❤️

[nocturne ice]

yae dead

oh em gee

[dim elm]

What does atm stand for?

[nocturne ice]

nopes

[dim elm]

Not at this moment?

[rich crow]

yea

[nocturne ice]

at this moment

[unreal sluice]

Yep

[austere harbor]

I'm eating some

Italian food?

[rich crow]

bon appetit

[austere harbor]

Ohh it's risotto

Bon appeti

Bon appotito b!t

[unreal sluice]

Risotto is nice

[austere harbor]

Like the youtube guy who have a muscle and using those white... Things

[dim elm]

Man I wanna get something good out of boxes

If I open 100 box I will get nothing

[rich crow]

white things?.

[nocturne ice]

best you can get is a legendary

[dim elm]

I got it years ago

[austere harbor]

It is

[primal rain]

hi furry

[dim elm]

I guess luck ran out

[austere harbor]

with shrimp crisp, is damn good.

[austere harbor]

Apron

[nocturne ice]

hi "Sofia no nitro? xdxdxdxdxdxd"

[austere harbor]

Please don't think negative stuff

[nocturne ice]

LMAO

[primal rain]

@rich crow no nitro? xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdcdx

[dim elm]

Jesse

[rich crow]

Kool you system

hi sofia

[dim elm]

U got knife?

[rich crow]

Henlo

[nocturne ice]

nah

[dim elm]

Legendary skin?

Or smth better

[nocturne ice]

nope

why you asking though

[dim elm]

Breh

Idk

Ur rank

Every high rank player has good skin :/

[nocturne ice]

oh

[rich crow]

Not true lmao

[nocturne ice]

im champion because I said so

im a champion 🐔

[rich crow]

im bronze because i just felt like it

[nocturne ice]

bronze is cool too

[dim elm]

ur lying?

[nocturne ice]

nah

game gave me champion

[unreal sluice]

Rosie is not cool

[nocturne ice]

because im a champion

[austere harbor]

Wanna 1v1 real quick? @nocturne ice

[rich crow]

yes u are

[nocturne ice]

cap

[austere harbor]

I wanna test a real champion's skill.

[agile swallow]

imagine not getting elite out of calibration

L

[nocturne ice]

idk

[dim elm]

Eren vs spider punk

[nocturne ice]

it's 2 am here

[dim elm]

3:30 am

[nocturne ice]

and I really need to get some sleep

[austere harbor]

06:26 am

[nocturne ice]

damn

[dim elm]

Eren vs spider punk

[austere harbor]

Do not worry

[nocturne ice]

I was trying to sleep

[austere harbor]

For what?

[dim elm]

Cap

[nocturne ice]

like 26 mins ago

[dim elm]

Get of phone

[austere harbor]

Get on.

Armageddon

Udon.

[dim elm]

What

[austere harbor]

'Don'ald Trump.

[unreal sluice]

Not cap

[austere harbor]

LeBron.

[dim elm]

James

[austere harbor]

Techon.

[dim elm]

Blade

Bru

[austere harbor]

Nahh

[nocturne ice]

🧢

[dim elm]

Ima charge phone

[austere harbor]

Same Tykna

[dim elm]

Even tho it's on 47%

[austere harbor]

Charge it until pregnant

[dim elm]

My old phone

[rich crow]

12%

[dim elm]

Battery was pregnant

[austere harbor]

I'm 14%

[nocturne ice]

3.7

37%

my bad

[austere harbor]

Damn

[austere harbor]

Nice

Boy or girl?

[dim elm]

Idk I threw it in 🗑 💀

[rich crow]

🦕

[austere harbor]

Tf

[dim elm]

[austere harbor]

🏎️☁️☁️☁️

[dim elm]

I woke up in New buggati

🗣🔥

[austere harbor]

I got my new forgi's on ma supra

Supra is better

[dim elm]

I wanna do missions

And get good sticker

Instead I got 2 rare stickers

[austere harbor]

Well i got arcane graffiti because Luck.

[dim elm]

What

[austere harbor]

The lion graffiti i mean.

[dim elm]

no

Space

Season

Current season

[austere harbor]

Yea

[dim elm]

Wait lemme show u

[austere harbor]

Depends on luck

[unreal sluice]

Rosie is bad

[austere harbor]

Nahh

Or perhaps?

[nocturne ice]

cap?

[unreal sluice]

Rosie is the worst

[austere harbor]

jesse, do you like Rosie @nocturne ice

[nocturne ice]

no

i don't like women

[dim elm]

Go in #📸│photos

[austere harbor]

Why not

Brah

[dim elm]

I sent

[austere harbor]

U have red color?

[nocturne ice]

how much did you guys sell arcane lion sticker for

[dim elm]

Arcane ski?

[nocturne ice]

does it sell for atleast 60 gold?

[austere harbor]

Yea

[dim elm]

Nah

I never got

[austere harbor]

Depends on the market ofc

[dim elm]

Arcane

[austere harbor]

Ok

[dim elm]

And how sticker looks

[austere harbor]

Suck

Graffiti, we can spray it to the wall only like 30times

[dim elm]

I don't really use it

[austere harbor]

I mean... Why the graffiti being limited

[dim elm]

BUT fr who is buying it

[austere harbor]

Exactly

[dim elm]

To spent goold

[austere harbor]

They invest it.

Since marketplace is just like, buying a stock.

[nocturne ice]

pretty sure it's only for packed

[lone herald]

I sell all my graffitis cuz they worthless to me

[austere harbor]

U buy it in low prices, then u sell it after the price is getting high.

[austere harbor]

Yeah, you can only sell it when its still on packed.

You opens it, cannot sell it already.

[dim elm]

I got all common and uncommon skins

Also rare skin

[austere harbor]

Craft it.

[dim elm]

But not e pensive ones

No thx

I also got epic ones

[wind pasture]

Gaaaa

[dim elm]

Ima buy gold later to get skins and get job done

[wind pasture]

Quien pa nugar

[dim elm]

Then I can but legendary skins

[wind pasture]

Soy nuevo

[dim elm]

Buy*

[dim elm]

English

[austere harbor]

I recommend you, just buy battlepass.

[wind pasture]

Nooo

[dim elm]

Yeah idk

[austere harbor]

After u in tier 30 bp, u can get 3 gold case

[nocturne ice]

this is english chat

[austere harbor]

Which mean it was a good idea.

[nocturne ice]

lurkin~

[austere harbor]

Gold case = medium rarity to get arcane skin.

Like butterfly knife, gloves bla bla bla

@silk kraken there's a cheater

[nocturne ice]

#test

oh it doesn't work

[dim elm]

I had one legendary skin and sold that skin got new one sold got new one and game takes %20 of gold when u sell so yeah I lost all my gold

This was like 1 2 years ago

1-2

[austere harbor]

Bruh

[dim elm]

So yeah I'm not crafting or selling skins

But I'm selling stickers

[austere harbor]

That's good idea, alright

[silk kraken]

wa

[primal rain]

he mean VAAASS??

[austere harbor]

#📸│photos

[dim elm]

Yo wth

[unreal sluice]

For how much trash talk this guy was saying

His team losing 10-2 and him at the bottom

Doesn’t look too good

[austere harbor]

Play competitive with me rosie

[dim elm]

I never played good allies match

Or competitive

[unreal sluice]

Sure 61133323

[wind pasture]

Oohh yeaaa

[dim elm]

U learned English?

👍

[dim elm]

Add me

I sent

Friend req

[austere harbor]

@dim elm yeah. I'm still updating my game.

[dim elm]

I can sent videos in #📸│photos right?

@austere harbor

[cedar raft]

iamgine

[proper gyro]

no

we broke in this server

[dim elm]

Ur genie????😱

Give 3 wish pls

[unreal sluice]

@austere harbor U coming?

[dim elm]

Wat

[austere harbor]

@unreal sluice update

Continue without me.

[dim elm]

U seen video?

I sent?

[austere harbor]

Yeah

[austere harbor]

My internet is sucks

Like a snail

[dim elm]

My internet random times is downloading at like 7 mb

[kindred hornet]

hi guys

[dim elm]

Idk but u look sus

[austere harbor]

Alright, i'm done with update.

Imma login

[dim elm]

What was new thing in update?

[austere harbor]

I dunno, another crap optimization...

[austere harbor]

Prolly

[dim elm]

Wait

[daring flint]

Bro

I’m confused

[dim elm]

Oh I thinked it was picture

[daring flint]

I accidentally bought 3k gold again

[dim elm]

What

[daring flint]

I spent 35$ a couple days ago

And some how bought it again

[dim elm]

Breh

[daring flint]

And I still somehow have my $35 in my bank

I’m really worried to get my bank account on negative

It still says I have $35 dollars even though I spent it already a couple days ago

[dim elm]

[austere harbor]

Tf.. In-game files downloading

And it was 1gb man

[dim elm]

I didn't get that

[austere harbor]

Ohh my god axlebolt...

[dim elm]

I think

Man sniper mode was best

[daring flint]

Brooo

[dim elm]

New one is bad

My opinion

[primal rain]

you

[dim elm]

Bro likes aliens

👽

[primal rain]

zuskeewhatsupbro

[next ocean]

imfineabiwhataboutyou

[primal rain]

I'm not fine

[primal rain]

because

(I'm out of zaza)

[digital delta]

Don’t take any loans

[still carbon]

Olha eu sou tão ruim de capa que eu até sorri

[unreal sluice]

I’m getting destroyed by silvers

[still carbon]

8

[daring flint]

Bro ima a kid I don’t know how loans work

[dim elm]

Bye yall

[daring flint]

So I won’t be taking loans in a while

But in my bank account it still says I have $35

[unreal sluice]

Why tf is a silver guys aim better than the golds I played against

[daring flint]

Even though I spent it already a couple days ago

And somehow again today

[digital delta]

We should 1v1

[daring flint]

Im the best silver player fr

[analog girder]

Lemme prove you wrong you sometime

[digital delta]

Hmmm

[daring flint]

Bro my bank account really got an infinite money glitch

Im about to buy anything over and over again if it’s under $35

[unreal sluice]

Nvm the silver guy was a Smurf

[daring flint]

Bru

Free 3k gold fr

[hardy shard]

Luck

[proper gyro]

why do banks loan out 35bucks lmao

[unreal sluice]

Tomorrow: $35 Gone

[daring flint]

It said I have $35 even though I’ve spent it two days ago and now I just spent it again somehow

I don’t have one

[paper tangle]

Imagine having one

[daring flint]

Yea

👀

Wanna be friends Azathoth?

👉👈

[paper tangle]

I’m at my job so no

[daring flint]

So we can’t be friends?

[paper tangle]

I mean we can still talk

[daring flint]

Yeah

[paper tangle]

let’s just be acquaintances for rn

[daring flint]

🤨

Acquaintances for what?

[paper tangle]

In this server

[daring flint]

Ok ok

Deal

[primal rain]

Good work friend!

[rich crow]

Could someone good 1v1 me I wanna see how far behind I am !

[paper tangle]

No

[primal rain]

bro at least don't be rude to this

it wasn't that bad

[prisma surge]

Servers so bad for us

[snow plinth]

Which is the best looking tanto knife?

[agile swallow]

malachite

🦆

[brittle knoll]

What a fantastical bombastical pig

[brittle knoll]

🐓

His small son

[paper tangle]

He’s protecting his small son

🐓

[brittle knoll]

His brother in law

His friend

🐓

His personal driver

🐓

Popotropolis

Wow what a nice tower of cowz

[fleet herald]

a guy with 114 ping killed me(23 ping) through the wall

😭

[proper gyro]

true

[midnight wharf]

Yo anyone here Wana be my friend I m new

[lime magnet]

Fs

[midnight wharf]

Fs mean ( I don't know some short forms)

?

[lime magnet]

For sure

[midnight wharf]

Oo

Btw I m unranked

Just 8 lvl

[lime magnet]

Np i been there

[midnight wharf]

Started 3 or 4 days ago

Tq

[lime magnet]

Im like s3

Tq?

[midnight wharf]

Wow

[midnight wharf]

For no attitude 😁✌️

[hardy shard]

Me what's ur name in so2?

[midnight wharf]

Cuz some people's shows a lot

[hardy shard]

I'm gonna add u

[lime magnet]

U cant asd by name lmao

U need id

[midnight wharf]

Wait let me take it

Hmm

[hardy shard]

ID bro

[midnight wharf]

186370579

It's here

[lime magnet]

Do u wanna 1v1?

[hardy shard]

Ur server Hong Kong?

[midnight wharf]

No I m noob ☹️

[hardy shard]

I'm average

[midnight wharf]

No it's set on auto

[hardy shard]

Bruuuh just go Hong kong

[midnight wharf]

Y

[hardy shard]

U have good ping there

[midnight wharf]

No

I don't think so

[hardy shard]

Why

[midnight wharf]

I m from india

[midnight wharf]

Will not it be heigh ping there

[hardy shard]

I add you now
I'm gonna play with u later

[hardy shard]

Just practice ur aim

[midnight wharf]

U r 40 lvl nice

[hardy shard]

Yeah

[midnight wharf]

Hmm I tried but when I hear footsteps I panics

Lol

[hardy shard]

Lol I'm using gaming headphones

[midnight wharf]

I m poor uses ear

😁✌️

[hardy shard]

U play in mobile?

[midnight wharf]

Ya

[hardy shard]

Or pc/laptop

Oh

[midnight wharf]

Mobo

[hardy shard]

I play on laptop and mobile

[midnight wharf]

Oo noice

[hardy shard]

Without headphones 💀

[midnight wharf]

What's ur fav teririst or ct

[midnight wharf]

Ya

[hardy shard]

Terrorist

[midnight wharf]

@hardy shard my game also sucks a lot it got crashes by time

Lol

[hardy shard]

I love my akm lol

[midnight wharf]

My game crashes a lot

[hardy shard]

Same

[midnight wharf]

Lol

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Azazaza

[paper tangle]

Hmm?

[verbal imp]

Hows ur day

Was*

[paper tangle]

ehh

it’s going bad

[verbal imp]

Why?

[paper tangle]

Lost 2 comp games on Val because of a Smurf and just overall bad at the game on the second loss

and then I have to close today when I literally get paid today

[rocky ocean]

[wanton pelican]

If you are an experienced North American Standoff 2 player, there is a small group of casual/competitive players who are looking to add more active (EST Time Zone) players. Must have basic game sense, reasonable aim, and able to talk in voice chat. Add me if you are interested (Not accepting new players, sorry.)

[verbal imp]

Ik the feeling all to well

Just really annoying

[verbal imp]

As.much as that sucks at least u gonna have enough for rhe new monitor

Would sleep happy personally

[paper tangle]

True

And tomorrow is my off day

So ima sleep real good tonight

[verbal imp]

Actual w

[verbal imp]

Kinda jealous ngl

[paper tangle]

I literally hate my coworker

[verbal imp]

💀

Is he that bad

[paper tangle]

like yesterday one of my coworkers I work with is sick as hell rn

and the other coworker

Had to close since it was his turn

And the dude left 3 hours early than expected

[verbal imp]

[paper tangle]

and me and the sick coworker had to work for the rest of the day

and I have to close today

like I hate this dude so much

[verbal imp]

Poor guy

[paper tangle]

Makes it worse that he’s the one who has more experience than us

[verbal imp]

Had to work while he's dying smh

[verbal imp]

Hmm

[paper tangle]

mostly it’s fine for us for that to happen since we know what to do for the majority of the maintenance

but he knows the rest of it

And he never taught us how to fix certain things

[midnight wharf]

Yo

[paper tangle]

It pisses me off really badly

[verbal imp]

Can't even do his job properly

[paper tangle]

But for today ima cut some slack because I get paid today and my off day is tomorrow

And my bday is this Sunday

And ima celebrate it on Monday

[stiff ridge]

Hi

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Aza is getting old

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

I'm getting old 2

[paper tangle]

But hey

[verbal imp]

72 more days

[paper tangle]

It’s my bday and I’m chilling

[verbal imp]

Til my bday

[paper tangle]

(I don’t eat cake but I eat hot wings as a bday cake)

[stiff ridge]

i will ask something

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

Just say it

I’m paying attention

[stiff ridge]

Does so2 have a report discord server?

[verbal imp]

Yeah I kinda grew out of caked but I still appreciate some cake

[paper tangle]

You’re on it right now

[verbal imp]

Havenr gotten any in a while

[paper tangle]

I had some but never liked any

[verbal imp]

Also wings

[paper tangle]

so I take buffalo wings as a replacement since I like that more

[verbal imp]

They would sound good right about now

😩

[paper tangle]

true

Don’t make me hungry for that

[verbal imp]

No I should tell u tjat

[paper tangle]

I’m working rn man

[verbal imp]

Now I'm hungry

I just ate my cookies

[paper tangle]

I had none

[verbal imp]

Get realer

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Ultra res hd 3d cat

[stiff ridge]

A man accused us of cheating and took a screenshot. He said, "I sent you to the so2 report server." Out of curiosity, I asked if there was such a server, but there was no answer.

[paper tangle]

There’s no such thing as a So2 report server

This is the official So2 server

[stiff ridge]

hmm

[paper tangle]

Which you either come and chat with people about random stuff, seek for help (which I help people most of the time) and look for players here

If you want any further help contact the moderator named {ax}

Won’t ping him rn since I think he’s barely waking up

[stiff ridge]

If you have a link to that place, can you send me the invite link via dm?

[paper tangle]

Which place specifically

The Helpdesk?

[stiff ridge]

Report bro

[verbal imp]

I wanna play gran turismo 4 on an emulator

Also

[paper tangle]

Goddamn autocorrect

[verbal imp]

It's kinda weird to know there's an emulator for gran turismo 6 (ps3 emulator)

[paper tangle]

I mean “There’s no such place as So2 Report Sever”

It put so instead of so

[stiff ridge]

ohh

thanks for help bro

[paper tangle]

That’s nice

[verbal imp]

It is

[paper tangle]

Just ping me for further help with in game related or This server related

[verbal imp]

And knowing they're old games I can run them with no problem on a modern pc

[stiff ridge]

okey

[verbal imp]

My invisible modern pc

[paper tangle]

Crazy setup

[hexed igloo]

there is, my mom told me

[paper tangle]

[wanton lichen]

Yo change the mmr system i still lost points even though we won wtf

[unkempt patrol]

[toxic pine]

I get games like that once in a while or a loss is -55 but a landslide win is +15 🤦🏻‍♂️

[wanton lichen]

yeah it sucks

[daring flint]

9k+ inventory and is silver 3

And won 10 mmr last game

[agile sandal]

Wassup guys

[daring flint]

Yo

[fiery imp]

why is everyone so scared to peek in allies

[lime magnet]

How can u even ask that😭😭😭

[lime magnet]

U tryna play?

[agile sandal]

Don’t say everyone bc i m not

[simple quartz]

Sa

Yetkli kim kardeşim

[agile sandal]

Yo guys i have a problem i have the shooting button at the left and the crouch button on the right and when im trying to shoot and crouch while im aiming i have problems like it moves by itself

And i dont aim good

How can i fix it

[dull gate]

I think there's a button that locks it in controls

[frozen herald]

Anyone tryna play some defuse or something?

[lime magnet]

Pv?

[frozen herald]

I’m in a game run one sec

[wanton pelican]

If you are an experienced North American Standoff 2 player, there is a small group of casual/competitive players who are looking to add more active (EST Time Zone) players. Must have basic game sense, reasonable aim, and able to talk in voice chat. Add me if you are interested (Not accepting new players, sorry.)

[unique plover]

do u pee sitting or standing?

like in your own home

[void bronze]

stand

ing

[lime magnet]

Damn thats a buff

Erong server

And time

[paper tangle]

Best buff I’ve ever seen

[unique plover]

idk it kinda depends on the mood

[void bronze]

i only peee sitting if

poop

[unique plover]

plus when you tinkle standing up and it hits the water then you're splashing little bits of pee pee on the walls and atuff

yknow

[paper tangle]

I stand while peeing and pooping

[proper gyro]

and pooping????

[void bronze]

how do you stand pooping

[paper tangle]

You just poop

[proper gyro]

bro dropping the nuke

[unique plover]

send it through the other hole

[paper tangle]

I just fard really hard

[void bronze]

pee on the side of the toilet

life hack

[paper tangle]

Are you left curved or right curved

(When peeing on the toilet)

[unique plover]

i mean yes but then the splash from hitting the side of the toilet will still send tinkle fumes into the air

[void bronze]

your thing curves??

[unique plover]

left

[paper tangle]

Damn

I do right

[unique plover]

opposites attract

[paper tangle]

No

[unique plover]

which one of ya balls hangs lower

[paper tangle]

I don’t got motion controls on my piss

[paper tangle]

Oh for sure the right side

[unique plover]

same

[proper gyro]

should i let you know this information??

[unique plover]

lefties are weird

[paper tangle]

Ong

[proper gyro]

but...

id rather tell this on anons

than here

lmao

[paper tangle]

I mean it like do you piss on the right side of the toilet or the left side

[proper gyro]

middle

not on the water

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

the toilet water is deep enough to pee in the middle

[paper tangle]

Bros making a piss n slide

[unique plover]

i don't think three quarters of the people in this server can read english without sounding out each individual letter so you're probably good

[proper gyro]

i don't touch my pp

[paper tangle]

[unique plover]

hands free pisser

[paper tangle]

his piss must have high pressure

[unique plover]

new firmware update jus dropped

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken this gonna sound weird

But are you a left pisser or a right pisser

[silk kraken]

what

[unique plover]

he's for sure a left pisser

[silk kraken]

middle pisser i guess

[paper tangle]

So you piss on the middle of the toilet

[unique plover]

when you gotta be quiet and piss on the wall of the toilet which side do you use

[paper tangle]

[silk kraken]

yep

[paper tangle]

[silk kraken]

not in the water, like above

[unique plover]

holy moly

[paper tangle]

So just like Yu-kun

His piss is ascending in the toilet

[unique plover]

he doesn't pee in the water he pees on the lid of the toilet

real 1

[paper tangle]

must be because he’s a moderator

[void bronze]

pee is red

i dont know why

[paper tangle]

Did you drink like

Cranberry juice or something?

[void bronze]

a lot of coffee

[paper tangle]

Or eat beetroot

[unique plover]

drank 32 red monsters now my legs don't move

[silk kraken]

yep, i let the pee spray all over my pants

[paper tangle]

Kidney failure

[paper tangle]

Pisser

[void bronze]

kidney failure

[proper gyro]

anons server for justification

[void bronze]

kid fail

[unique plover]

this is real

[proper gyro]

crappy wifi

cut me off

smh

[silk kraken]

[unique plover]

then you pull out the blow dryer and dry the tinkle on right

[void bronze]

Activate Windows

[proper gyro]

ngl when i can sit while pissing

i just sit da toilet

[unique plover]

i never got this in the past two and a half years

[paper tangle]

Go open your window so you can piss more quieter

[unique plover]

mann can we stop talking about pee pee

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

we just gotta know how they piss man

[proper gyro]

stinky poo poo hee heee

stinky

[paper tangle]

stinky

[proper gyro]

in at recognition rn

lmao

event frfr

[paper tangle]

lmfao

[proper gyro]

don't care

[paper tangle]

I’m at work

I got another hour and 30 mins

(Haven’t gotten my paycheck so ima grab it before I leave)

[proper gyro]

I'll be out in i think 30mins

[paper tangle]

Lucky

[proper gyro]

(omg payment)

[paper tangle]

Real

[proper gyro]

i need to start working by monday

lmao

[lime magnet]

Guys a friend of mine got scammed

So he went to sleep and now he says he doesnt have anything in his inventory

[proper gyro]

his problem

[lime magnet]

He cant do anything?

Sad

[proper gyro]

your account, your problem.
-tos in a nutshell

[paper tangle]

it’s quite literally like that even in Helpdesk

[brave kraken]

Will there be week 4 for bp?

[turbid briar]

Any one what to play with me right now

[verbal imp]

H

[paper tangle]

H

[turbid briar]

Any one what to play with me right now say I

[woven tulip]

i pee in the middle, straight into the water. I don't do nun of that sissy peeing around the sides type stuff 🥱

[unique plover]

i heard bron tinkles on the right side

[daring flint]

Y’all wanna see my new items?

It’s in screenshots

Just 3 new things

Railgun, acid gloves, and acid daggers

[night tangle]

Wow your inventory 🗿, was not expecting that

[daring flint]

I accidentally bought more gold

[night tangle]

Wanna see a f2p player’s inventor? 😂

[tiny reef]

I sold my 10g skin 🗿

[daring flint]

And couldn’t refund so had to make use of it

[tiny reef]

100 goldddddd

🥹🥹🥹🥹

[daring flint]

Im silver 3 btw

💀💀

[tiny reef]

✦・:arrow_g1: Have Patience

💀

[frozen herald]

Y’all wanna play?

Join a Vc?

[night tangle]

Server?

Singa?

@frozen herald

Oh bruh nvm

[short lodge]

Hmm

[night tangle]

You’re already in vc and game

🫡

Well anyone wanna play?

[short lodge]

🛌

[night tangle]

So u rather sleep?

Alright idk who h r but goodnight 🫡

[short lodge]

Gn my friend

[night tangle]

Its early morning here , but thanks i will take that as a good morning

[short lodge]

Oh sorry gm

[night tangle]

[short lodge]

I hope you got a person to play with

Get

[paper tangle]

Donut

[short lodge]

🔥

[night tangle]

Seems like gonna have to play alone 😶‍🌫️

[night tangle]

Eat it

[drowsy spear]

why is this game so stiff

[paper tangle]

Have penguin

[paper tangle]

No donut

[short lodge]

I mean thx

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken I got paid

505 USD

[silk kraken]

great, when are you buying the parts?

[paper tangle]

Around Friday or Saturday

I already got most of the parts

And we’re sent to my friend

In California

[silk kraken]

make sure you don't get scammed

[paper tangle]

All I need is the graphics card, hard drive, and SSD

And the Monitor

[paper tangle]

Nah he won’t

He built a PC for another friend of mine

Plus he ain’t evil

He chillin

[proper gyro]

just got home

[silk kraken]

what if,

you gambled

[paper tangle]

NO

[unique plover]

this is true

[paper tangle]

absolutely not

[proper gyro]

i got paid 0usd

[paper tangle]

It’s true

[unique plover]

you lose 100% of the bets you don't put your entire paycheck on

[proper gyro]

just got home because i didn't eat out to treat myself

[paper tangle]

ima treat myself to pc parts

[proper gyro]

because im a frugal m f and i only have 13usd

was gonna eat at TokyoTokyo but i realised i got no one to eat with