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W mans
Even my PFP is a woman
poor example
true pronouns space are just more space to shill advertisement
he sent me picture of a school i was like mf i sent him to my school 😂
Is true showcase
NAHH
Poor guy
bro what if he had a restraining order or smth
Mime is a man
Imma advertise feettender
imagine 😭
Nvm
What the-
2 percent charge
I thought it is a girl
30% tip to that grab order bro
Dont disrespect Nate Diaz
whos nate diaz
Is it a Toyota Prius? Or Toyota Camry
Or you will eat his elbow
MMA fighter
bro you think food delivery drivers have cars??
ohh so he likes touching men for money??
I never knew who he is lol
joke lol
naw bro they be out on them bikes
Lol
nah he was rocking motorcycle
Nvm battery dying
bro😭😭
1 percent
keeps getting worse
Cya kids
Dammmm those old Yamahas be kicking huh
@hexed igloo yamaha or suzuki mf scooter bike
See ya gramps
NGL i want Yamaha so badly 💀
lmao
bro ordered grab/foodpanda for the first time, sends him to school as the address
At least give him some feet pics for his tip
At summer break btw
What the hell
I'd be insulted
sup
quite worse is that he was messaging me and waited 10m for me to respond cause i was not looking at my phone
I just got out of work
this guy sent me his number
Bruh
zani..
brooo how do you handle lazada or shopee orders
I'd run home
Lol I'm going to start working at Starbucks by next month 💀💀
bro i swear i was busy editing 😭
Guys0
Ye?
mf be having miss calls right and left
idk why it didnt vibrate when he send messages
how much did you tip
you have it on silent
Do yall loose a sticker after erasing it?
It’s too far ngl and I would kinda just rot and die if I go out at the streets in this time because I hear a lot of gun fire in the distance
this will effect if i block u or not
0.20
like 20% or more
erasing it
No i mean
That sucks
Erase
okok
I erased it from my gun
Bro yes.
erase
Then its litteraly gone from my inv
Yeah no
Miss me with that
look it UP
Once you get rid of the sticker it’s gone from your inventory
bro
Better than nightshift guard 💀💀💀
WHAT
Imma be like jev and sit in the corner
WWHATT
I’m a mechanic
r u slow

nah i always have it off
Dammm nice job
Fk
Imma work there to get a motorcycle for this year
yea silent. off. it doesn't vibrate.
I want a good ol Yamaha 💀
Oil change?
It’s just some bloods and crips shooting each other like another Saturday night (or Sunday since it’s midnight for me)
u need a kawasaki meeeen
650rr is where its at
Nice
Kawai men?
Depends
hayabusa fr
Nah he finna build my car
I'm down for it
I gave him a shell
What is it?Miata?
No
rocking scoopy off to work
Once I reach home I gotta give the old man the cookie recipe 
bro scared of the exhaust
Mommy's boy
Ax?
too low for me lol
Yea the old man
He’s not like old old since he’s like 20 and I’m about to be 19 but I still call him old
does anybody want to chill and play defuse?
imma record some lines
Instead of 1 good motorcycle i can buy 3 old ones and rent them.
So like if I delivered my Porsche in a crate full with parts and asked u to put it together like a lego set
Would u fix it? 🥺
I forgot about the google doc tbh
Bruh u both older than me
Gramps
it needs replacement anyways
I would charge you a lot of money ngl
bruh
😭
Panamera?
couple hours i wrote it
You what 15, 16?
17
Close enough
Yeah ik
That bill won't be pretty
And if im expecting u not to half ahh the job I thinkkk
The more i look into your profile i gotta ask-
50k
Is it a guy or a girl

秘密
Wait how much is your income
I mean I have to make it work and perfect so it doesn’t break all the time
Yes. I can read
Did u actually think I will have aza to build a whole ah car that I don't even have
Duh
I mean
bean
knightly will start a mechanics company fr
The frick did u expect us to say? Make u prove that u have a Porche?
Yeah
or get a decent lookin bmw
Mb i didn't spell the name right
I don’t have enough people to start that at all
Ye
Do a partnership
Hire me ong
Buy someone's company's like 30% or 20%
ill manage ad department
ong
free he means provide shelter, clothes and food
but no salary
Bruhhh

On bobby
A dog house
Ye
I quite literally need a secretary
Get a hot cheek as a secretary
Who doesn’t want one ngl
im a bad secretary
im bad at reminding people things
Same
let alone remembering things i need to do
Remind me that i have no life in 5 minutes
I am an overall good worker who will probably end up crashing 1 of the client's car 1 day

Cuz im so focused on the other thing that peaks my interest
Ima nap for a lil since I’m being taken home
And then ima come back
So I’ll brb rq
Ight man have your time
Hopefully a dodge charger
I be zoning out for hours 💀
Me in school ngl
NGL man if i see a Ferrari 458 Italia on service i would steal it

This year i burned school tables
Idk how u gonna pull that off but gl to u
wsg Guys 😜🤚
Yo wsg
I mean nothing is impossible
Are schools bathroom trashcans were set on fire by an old friend of mine
So nothin is impossible
Ah, the chaos that is school. I myself did some weird stuff that would get me banned if I mention it here
Guys how do i remove a sticker from my gun without removing it from my inv
Tell me
No.
You're limited to 30 lvls unless you paid for the battle pass
Even then you'll need to pay even more to have all 150 lvls
they need to bring back that gold pass mission
Oh
Damn
Shouldn’t the pass be easier
Instead of Just matches
💀
Take so ong
fr
you don't
if its removed its always going to be gone
if they're in front of my house i can hear them, but the food I ordered literally went to my school
lasanga
yea i did and it's still massive
i saw the new update and thought to give it a visit
and the guns are massive now
New pass?
yes
Idk if u know anything about cars, well you kinda do (literally what you for a living) but what would be cooler; a GT40 kit car or a porsche 911 @paper tangle
Ngl
Looking at these old porsche 911's lowkey hurting my soul
@void bronze you answer too
I do like the new 911 but I'd have go with the old one
I just want to build an old 911 into the black bird
Not really but kinda
yeah
2006 honda civic
Had the idea with my brother and now I'm just obsessed with it
2008 Toyota Corolla
If I had to build a Honda
It's either a integra or a civic
2005 Mercedes Benz c200
nsx 🔥🔥🔥
Them prices aint looking too hot tho🔥🔥
guh
It is
So it's like
Do u rather spend ur money on a car that may work
Or a new car wirh everything and probably is faster
Me personally
Idk
anything that can 180 in a swipe from one side from another
anything that can get from a to z faster than walking honestly
shi i'd love to rock an electric scooter if that means fast traveling
Fr
Anything I'd better than walking
Even tho I'm paying 95k for a nsx
i mean i'd love an import cars but that's a dream for now
when i saw that Porsche like 2 weeks ago my balls were cold af
The only one i saw one
Was when I was a spectator
At a really
Rally*
.
@silk kraken @silk kraken @silk kraken @silk kraken you might wanna chip into this 📴📢👂🎧

Hi
Mr2 is a small car.
Like me to aza
Henlo kaffn
He in luv
I dont see 2022 before selling item history
In videos it doesn't look that small
Gryo isn't bad
Good for them
Is there a promo code
Ture
Ahem the 2% who actually uses gyro
No
Bhop is back
only for new modes
sadly
Fr
that's just the old movement actually
Hi
やあ
Hi
Feels great ngl
Maybe that's why I was getting tripped out
Still won't change my mind about the gamemode
Mid mid mid
lowkey fun imo
🦕
reminds me when i used to play pg3d
PFFTT
770 hp on its highest map
Okay
Running with static aim
Yes that too
Oh brother
Most fun I remember from pg3d was being able to abuse the payment system on windowd phone
And getting myself unlimited money
So me
Was so muxh fun
yo sofaygo dropped an album
To spam
Sou ds familiar
Nice pig
sofaygo
Oh I have one of his songs on my liked songs Playlist
Was it that bad
its ass' but some of them kinda fire
bro didnt dropped for 2 years to make it worse 🔥

pjnk heartz has one fire song but that one kinda carried by ken lmao
🦕

🛹
@brittle knoll do you have knife
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I have butter knife

Kool
Why


Idk lelelel
Being 1232345 years old is hard
🦕
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🍆
Gugu gaga

Guys i need help
I made a new account to play on
and it got banned before i even put a name on my account
tf?

Does the update have a Redeem code??
No
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Heyyo
Just wanna say one thing
Finally gyro is in the game
Been waiting for ages
15 naked cowboys
Why not standoff 2 do a big map with 50 player on it and its be like survive and war
With type standoff2
Cuz the it doesn't fit the game
That's called a battle royale
Standoff is more competitive side
I know but imagine
Yup
Man its gonna be cool
Hell naw
The mechanics of a tactical shooter doesn't fit into a br style game. Look at csgo's br, a total failure
Ummm
Pls same gold
It gonna be have all the thing like it and all mod games but with the battle royal
Imagine guns drop on floor you get it and refull it and go shoot the other player from farway and breach their house
This is not bad
Also sniper gonna be crazy on that mod
Nope so2's shooting and movement are not suited for a br
too slow

Ohh
you staying on open field is like asking to be killed
Pls
Yo @rich crow
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its not like codm or apex where you can actually escape open field gunfight cause of their Movement mechanic
But maybe they make the fast up like there a seasons they make it speed
I just mayonaised
Since you're a med student I've got a medical horror story to tell you
Yep
I've been doing something REALLY stupid. There's a large stitching on my neck I got after my surgery last year. The nurses forgot to remove it when I got discharged and it's been sitting on my neck for about a year now. It's really black lol
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nonetheless we actually need storymode cause these trailers are getting pretty crazy with the lore
lol
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I am un a med school 1 more year i will go to egyption military highscool
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i already forgot whats in cz
is it the one with
stealth missions?
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Dead chat
yeah
just came here cause im kinda bored of checking all frames for my rotoscope
Unirverse dodnt ask
Anyway, about the stiching, it's getting so black it's kinda worrying me now
what happened
This
Imagine getting worried
What is stiching
I got no clue about this so dont mimd me asking
I meant a stitch
Oh lol
Also, u get ur skin stitched after a surgery
So what happened
Didnt happen but alr
This happened
im pretty sure the stitch should be gone by then
Idk man it's black af. And I can kinda feel the texture of the stuff they used to stitch my skin
i mena the only solution of your worries is to go check them
Yes, but I'm not doing it. Cause I'm lazy
bruh
I mean I will eventually. Not gonna let this kill me lol
i dont think it will
God knows
unless your blood leaks out of it which i doubt it will
Either you die
a year pass your tissue probably already patch it
Or stay alive
I read online it can get infected easily
yeah im worried on that part
Ask your daddy to help you then
his dad aint gon help
Don't have a daddy lmao
go to doctor
Discord user cant help you either
I ain't asking for help just chatting
honestly if you go to shower just make sure you wipe it dry on that area
gl
K, c ya
Got us got us got us yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah cool it happens
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goddan
Nah
Dammitg
Teammates clear bots
I better waste my time here
Who can sell me butterfly knife for 0.10 gold?
That's the silver experience for you, most of them are bots
Damn
How am i supposed to rank then
And one thing
Players can have NSFW names?
not really
Play constantly, with some luck, you'll eventually get good enough to carry ur silver team most of the time. Then when you get to gold 2 (that's when you start getting matched with high ranked opponents) YOU'LL be the bot of the team lol
I'm currently stuck ranking up and down between gold 1 and 2. I can win against silvers but get destroyed against pheonix and higher ranked dudes
I guess having a team of ur own also helps. Like joining a clan
It's getting easier as I play more tho*
Tbh i dont play standoff that much
guys can i actually get a halloween pack by playing mm?
Yea?
You free now?
Searching for a good comp’team dm me
Wanted to do a duel
Well I'm supposed to be working on my website rn
If possible tho
How about later
I see
Yea sure I'll dm or ping you here
but who are you
jandara
Norton is back
Nah i am not ranking my silver up
New collection is very ugly..
The stikers are good tho
Stickers. Are good yes
@silk kraken I was in an allies 2v2, against a bronze and a silver, and im silver and my teammate is calib,my teammate was afk for 6+ rounds straight , so I had to 2v1, I managed to pull a 8-7 loss and lost 70 mmr , tysm , due to the games horrific match making issues I loose mmr
already done
Hi

they should prolly fix the servers
how do i check how old is my acc in so2?
but gyro is a great addition
Could tell by id
23142240
August 28, 2018

tysm
no
Yes
axlebolt hates me
you will never escape silver.
stupid teammates will continue to drag you down.
believe me.
Nah he speaking the truth
That’s why I swapped to allies
I can’t carry 4 fat people around but I can carry 1
Much more doable
4 pros vs 2 pros with 3 ukrainian/russian kids
4 pros always wins somewhere from 4-10 or 3-10
my match history always win, lose pattern 💀
My allies history is like 4 losses in a row and 1 win
At this point I’m done with rank pushing I just wanna maintain my kdr
1.35
1.35 is average/ slightly above average
Ong
No I'm being fr I want to refund a transaction
@silk kraken do y'all do refunds I need my 50 dollars back
through which store did you make the purchase? (Google Play Store, Apple's App Store, Huawei's AppGallery)
Wdym
1.5 for me is above average
idk i just need a good tm8 that can hold their own😭
1.3 is literally the most average kdr I’ve seen
Forget that where can I get a refund bro, I pressed the restore purchases button and nothing happened
Google play store
ID: 31886801
Send a req
I might get on dunno
you can request a refund through them
Haven’t played in a while
okeh
@lone herald
One thing
Google only refunds if you made the purchase under 48 hours
Otherwise they won't
DAMMIT
So
You good?
They will not accept your refund req if purchase was made more than 48 hours ago
My last 100$ spending was in April so that's a no go
Hi wanna play
@rich crow was your transaction through Google play store?
I’ll get on then
It’s been like 2 weeks since I’ve played tho so I might be rusty
Also ignore the pfp and clan stuff
Play some tdm first then
pretty g
Like average
Most people I see have comp and Allie’s kdr of 1.3
im almost at 1.40
I got 1.59 casual and 1.4+ in comp
I forgot what mine is exactly
My comp kdr is awful since I literally don’t care for comp
My Allies is
Nothing too impressive given my rank
Common is average
Every allies match my teammate leaves or is afk so my kd is down
@wind turtle I’m on, invited
Once u get into silver u can't leave cuz of the bots
k
does anyone want to play?
If* that's true everyone would be in silver
You just gotta carry yourself
That’s why I like Allie’s
I don’t need to babysit 4 people
Only gotta babysit 1
I made mistakes when in calib cuz I was 2 years rusty and now I'm stuck in the endless void of silver
The solution to skill issue is to just play a lot
It's not a skill issue I top frag every game it's just the team is so BAD
Hey guys my game has started lagging again drop fps 😢
Then send friend requests to good players u come across in matches or join a clan
When was the transaction
Quite tecent like 1 week ago
Happens to me only if my battery is low. Like less than 10%
Mine is happening after the new update
Кто рус?
This is the English chat, no other languages here pls
Is their a new promocode or something?
Oof. Maybe try lowering the settings?
My teammate left me in allies but i won 8-7 and 15 kills got 50+ lol
My name is Mehmet Beşir
It's better to kill 2 people rather than 5 while they rushing
Hii
his name is Mehmet Beşir
Sir
Is this like lag spike?
Fps drop
Yo
Yes
Nah I have 6/64 phone
Try to delete standoff 2 data, it wont affect your setting and your custom control. You just have to log in back
I did this and it worked
I get used to get 55fps with heat while recording but now it is giving 30-40-30-40-30-50
Yesterday I deleted the whole game but nothing happened
The game is not optimised
How much left of your storage currently?
Hello Neighborhood
@fast bronze maybe just try lowering the settings? Keeping only resolution and anti aliasing set to max and the rest lowered
If his storage is almost full its probably why it happend
Ah, ok
Had to delete 3 movies to fit in the new update lol
So2 update?
Yes
Lmao
Yep, play store wouldn't let me download even if* I had* enough left
2.3gb update for a space update
I was using the... Bazooka launcher thing and i was fascinated that i can knockback my own teammates to the edge and fall off.
- in game0
Its my favourite troll now beside blocking my teammates
Bro fr let his intrusive thoughts win 💀
Imagine there's an allies damage allowed, would be more funny
U don't need a circus, the game already had it.
The new modes are ok i guess. Just need to fix getting spawn killed from the back
Glad there's no merit system
What is merit ssytem?
Nahh i'm cool with that
It isn't exactly what you asked for but I believe u can turn on friendly fire in custom lobbies
It's like a warning system if you harm, or troll etc to your friend. You'll get decrease, and get banned.
Just like a social credit in china
Social credit isn't really a thing in china. I believe they tried it in an area but it was never used for the entire country
Ohh... That's why i never heard those meme again
It was intresting system anyway lmao
It's a ridiculous concept. Maybe it'll be successfully implemented in the future given how crappy their government is
Lmao
The f/s is also pretty good
Huh they did? I didnt even noticed it
So much slower fire rate
I do avatars, not expensive, only 20 gold. Who needs to write to tg: @cerulean lantern2020Net
I did the lowest settings
what device do you have?
Where do you get the most experience?
@fast bronze
Samsung galaxy c9 Pro
Honestly this game is started to annoy me
36gb
I might just watch bleach
Wow that is pretty old device
It is but even pubg runs very smooth in it
the fact that your device is close to being 6-7 years old also plays a point in performance
Yooo same brand dawg
Me and my team did a legendary comeback from 0 - 7 to 10 - 9 and somehow we didnt lose mmr
I get 2 people who sabotage the team and the other team has 4 so 4v5 but it’s 4v3 cuz 2 people doing everything they can for us to lose and -62
Sup
No way
These players rlly need to get a brain
@tawny trellis it's you the noob players
Yea man why do people sabotage like that. I get teammates like that every now and then whenever I play in European servers
I have snapdragon 665 6gb ram 64 gb and 34free i have been playing so2 ín this for last 2 years
I make avatars, not expensive, only 20 gold. Who needs to write in telegram: @cerulean lantern2020Net
I’m gonna watch bleach
Bro c9 pro have 653
Come on man ._.
Yeh whatever but still
It is, right?
I carried you.
Hloooo
I make avatars, not expensive, only 20 gold. Who needs to write in telegram: @cerulean lantern2020Net
Show me some appreciation a little
In my old device (2gb/32) my game used to lag bcuz of instagram and i recently downloded a study app i think it's lagging bcuz of it
well, or in private messages
I used Samsung A03
Kinda out of topic but is the study app anki by any chance?
Aint no way
I used. I phone 14 pro max
Is it a bad app?
It's pw
4/64 and the perform around 30fps above
Yeah
Nah I'm a big fan of anki. Changed the way I study
I use I phone 11 pro max
I like samsung because it's only the phone who's been partnership with discord. (You can show broadcast just like in pc)
Oh okay
Hm
Isn't there any way I can increase fps?
35gb free storage
It's about ram and processor actually.
No bro it says 3gb ram atleast and i have 6gb ram
What's your processor? @fast bronze
And it never happened for last 2 years
Snapdragon 653 😐
Ohh, that's weird, prolly the game kinda bug
the device is really old
Can furious box can be obtainable?
I get around 55fps with heat while recording the gameplay with high settings now 😞
He ordered an avatar from me. Who can estimate that I got from 1 to 10. In private messages, because I can't send photos here
Bruh, of course lag.
It's bcuz of new update
It does? The requirements state sd 660, and he has a 653
Bruhhhh
Nahh, i use sd 625, and got 30fps, which mean still smooth.
Didn't recording and stuff, just clearly playing.
What is your peak fps?
Yo how did the allies match go @rich crow
My kdr went down by like .2
:emotenooo:
First game was mid
Second game I fell asleep the first half and did f-all
But we won both
We take those
we won 10-9 and i got -15??
Is it a comeback ?
kinda
From?
from what
2-5 to 8-6
First game scoreboard was pretty much equal second game I got my ahh carried
How much move fast graffiti from battlepass do you guys think will be worh
From round where to where
Opponents were either much lower ranked, or some of them got disconnected, or both
from 7 to 10
Yeah kinda
one of them where unranked
That’s wack
Yea that's the reason
while everyone was g1
I didn’t think comebacks did anything to affect MMR
Yea they don't
Well must have been from my enemies rank
And i though it affect mmr for the last 3 years
That’s prob why
Opponents get an MMR advantage if they have lesser teammates and/or if they're ranked much lower
bro why does this game reset my settings randomly
Axlebolt have stated a few times that no one gets an MMR advantage for playing in a disadvantaged situation but they're clearly lying there
why is it that every time I play ranked/competitive... I always get minus points
Because of this
ouh
I don't see why they would lie about it tho
Yeah
They need to fix it
And i hate the fact that russian are everywhere in all region
Shooting through the wall
Actually real
so real
In Singapore, i come across them only in lower ranks
There’s no reason for them to even be in a U.S. server
It’s not like EU allies servers are dead
The only English they know is ur mom insults
These mf really think playing in other region will be easier
Yes they have
man they should leave the other servers
+1
im getting an aneurysm from dying behind walls
At the least they need to pass an English test before being allowed to play in other servers lmao








