💬│english-chat

[vague flower]

Imagine being in a room trying to sleep and u suddenly get fully awaken by some toys that don't even have batteries

Impossible

[jolly dawn]

(i stayed inside my bed while my 12 year old sister went to turn it off)

[vague flower]

Bro it's like a doll that has lights and shi

[jolly dawn]

well my brothers toy has a button on the side and it got pressed

[jolly dawn]

where did u get the doll

[vague flower]

Idk a store

[left zephyr]

ax is it true that in ios its 20 bucks battle pass

[jolly dawn]

like Walmart typa store or what

[vague flower]

Yea that type

[jolly dawn]

probably not haunted

[vague flower]

Walmart type

[jolly dawn]

did anything happen or it just plays music

[vague flower]

Yea but no batteries and moved alone with light!

[vague flower]

Yes music 2

[jolly dawn]

no batteries?!?!?

[vague flower]

Yes..

That's what freaks me out

[jolly dawn]

rip bro

gl

[vague flower]

Bro

Don't leave me

[left zephyr]

How do i not let my phone turn off itself when not touching

[jolly dawn]

u dead bro

[left zephyr]

what the hell just happened

[jolly dawn]

poltergeist activity moment

did anyone die in that house before

or apartment

[left zephyr]

Someone died in my house

[vague flower]

Tis apartment is build new

[jolly dawn]

is it built on a graveyard

[vague flower]

We the first to move in

[vague flower]

No

[jolly dawn]

🤔

then there's no chance of it being a ghost activity

[vague flower]

But no batteries

Bro

I'm freackint out

[left zephyr]

The people who dont like speed probably is the one who spams L in his chat all the time

[left zephyr]

Just get out of the apartment

[vague flower]

AAHHHH

[vague flower]

It's 2 am I remind you

[jolly dawn]

ok so

the only

solution is

[vague flower]

It moved again

[jolly dawn]

that is Has some sort of

[left zephyr]

About to be 3 am

[jolly dawn]

mechanism

[silk kraken]

14.99 dollars

[left zephyr]

Me and the boys at 3 am

[vague flower]

Ik

[jolly dawn]

that allows it to work without batteries

as one redditor said

[left zephyr]

Sofia said 20 bucks tho

But ok i trust you, the dev is your friend

[jolly dawn]

Batteries provide energy for the toy to "do something". Chances are, those toys you had that worked without batteries got their energy from some other source, likely something mechanical. Maybe you pulled a string, spun it around, or rolled it along. Any of those motions could be used to store mechanical energy in a spring which could be used directly (e.g. to make a noise, move something) or indirectly @vague flower

[silk kraken]

14.99 is the default price, it may cost more depending on your country

[vague flower]

No it doesn't we tried that before when we bought it and it didn't work even after we put the batteries in and then took them out to put them in a remote or shi idk

[left zephyr]

Im in iraq

[vague flower]

Bro I'm bouta get ma ahh beaten by ghosts

[jolly dawn]

was there an graveyard on that location 100+ years ago?

[left zephyr]

Whats happening

[silk kraken]

you have no enemies

[vague flower]

Bro it's in the middle of the city

[left zephyr]

Be rude to the ghosts theyll cry and leave you alone

[solid relic]

In my country cost like 12 dollars

[wide bluff]

Where do I look for teammates

[jolly dawn]

the guy is laying and all of a sudden a toy turns on and it has no batteries in It

[vague flower]

Nah they finna poses my ahh

[left zephyr]

Which one

[jolly dawn]

100 years ago there wasn't much of a city

[solid relic]

Colombia

[left zephyr]

I mean which country

[vague flower]

Yea but I don't believe so

[left zephyr]

ok south american

[jolly dawn]

try to look for your location and graveyard after

or town history

and old town maps

[wide bluff]

Where do I find better team members

[left zephyr]

me looking forward to finding grove street irl

[left zephyr]

Never

[solid relic]

But I think in Russia has to be cheaper than south America

[jolly dawn]

i watched a video of some Russian guy in haunted house witch was built on 500+ years old graveyard

and it had some serious activity

[left zephyr]

Asia is definitely the more expensive ones

[wide bluff]

Fair enough lmao

[vague flower]

Nope

Nothing

[jolly dawn]

🗿

[silk kraken]

fake content, or homeless people

[solid relic]

Does India too?

[vague flower]

The closest graveyard is like 5km away

[left zephyr]

If i was you i'd call my parents and run to sleep with them

[left zephyr]

idk but i think so

[vague flower]

They are not home bro I'm alone for the weekend

[left zephyr]

so2 likes money so yeah

[left zephyr]

I would be very scared

[vague flower]

Well imagine being in a room and some ghosts just tryna play with ur doll or toys in ur house

Imagine

[jolly dawn]

kinda didn't seem fake, but idk, i thought it was fake untill i saw harmonica move, theres no actual way it could be setup to move and no space for anyone to move it

[left zephyr]

and my sister saw a ghost and she went crazy and cried just because for looking in a mirror for too long

[solid relic]

Bro how old are you

[vague flower]

That's just hallucinations

[jolly dawn]

i think i saw a ghost once, like actually saw something

[vague flower]

14 almost 15

[jolly dawn]

not just once

3 times on 3 same occasion

[solid relic]

Well that make sense

[left zephyr]

To be left alone they need to be 13 if theres younger than that not possible

[vague flower]

Y?

[left zephyr]

Everyone saying thats a dream but i dont think so

[jolly dawn]

who want to hear interesting story that happened to me

i still can't find explanation for it

[left zephyr]

aight bet

[solid relic]

Idk you talk like a child

[jolly dawn]

ok so

[void bronze]

huh

[left zephyr]

bro all of us are midnight time

[vague flower]

Bro I'm boutta get ma ahh killed and u want me to listen ur stories???

[left zephyr]

Show video in so2 ss idc if the mods say that aint allowed

[void bronze]

nah its 8 am here

[left zephyr]

You live in african american

[void bronze]

no

i live

in opposite

[jolly dawn]

3 years ago when my brother was 1 years old, he was laying on the table since he couldn't sit or walk and i was playing with him, my dad and sister were out of town and my mom was in the kitchen, all of a sudden he stops laughing and I'm starting in his eyes and I see something black walk from right to left side behind me, and there was nothing to be found anywhere

[void bronze]

asia 🔥🔥🔥

[left zephyr]

Japan

[void bronze]

i wish

[left zephyr]

Black???

[vague flower]

🐎

[vague flower]

Bro turned American mode on

[solid relic]

African American is a place?

[left zephyr]

nah bro what is a shadow fight 2 monster doing here

[left zephyr]

Yes

[vague flower]

Any things that can help?

[jolly dawn]

literally full black figure

[jolly dawn]

jesus

[verbal imp]

Hm hm

[left zephyr]

wha did you do

[solid relic]

That's mexico bro

[vague flower]

I praied already

[orchid magnet]

Do you get anything for a #🌅│fan-art

[left zephyr]

how is russians getting 6 missions for daily missions

[vague flower]

@jolly dawn I bet u already know I'm not sleeping anymore.

[jolly dawn]

did it stop playing

[vague flower]

Yes

It's like a 5 seconds msus

[hollow widget]

Can anyone help me for some reason I can only connect to Russian server and not the east USA that I’m always on this started happening about a month ago???? Help me please

[wide bluff]

Comp anyone

[left zephyr]

Also dont get your feet outside the blanket you know what will happen if you do

[vague flower]

It played again

[vague flower]

Bro I'm in a corner rn

[left zephyr]

Video to check if its real

[jolly dawn]

told my mom bout it, thought someone broke in and my mom did full hour research of whole apartment just to find nothing, told me i probably imagined it untill i saw it 3 more times years later 💀

[vague flower]

Check what?

[left zephyr]

Oh got it bro call 911

[jolly dawn]

next time it plays start timer

and

if it plays in same time intervals

it's just glitching

[vague flower]

Ok

But no batteries

How?!?

[jolly dawn]

idk

[left zephyr]

Is this the first time that battle pass are different for each player?

[jolly dawn]

i had a doll sitting in one of the boxes

it wasn't pulled out for like 6 years

and one day it randomly started playing

for 3 minutes and never again

[vague flower]

Dam

[left zephyr]

I dont have a doll theyre all sitting in the basement

[vague flower]

Ok I got it

[hollow widget]

Why can I only join Russian server and not US servers where I have better ping @jolly dawn

[vague flower]

It played again 3.37 sec

[left zephyr]

Old yee yee ah haircut

[jolly dawn]

Us servers = dead = game not popular in us = not enough players = no games = no good server

[hollow widget]

Can someone help me

Ohhhh That sucks

[solid relic]

I have to play I'm Brazilian servers

[left zephyr]

Never knew moaaii had a scary story

[solid relic]

Us servers are useless

[hollow widget]

Thanks men @jolly dawn

[vague flower]

Daccac can I add u?

[jolly dawn]

no

[left zephyr]

The only parent i have left is my dad

[jolly dawn]

because

i added u

[vague flower]

Ok

[jolly dawn]

u can't add me if i add u first

i think

[hollow widget]

How can I get better ping on Russian server? @jolly dawn can anyone help me

[left zephyr]

Change the server

[jolly dawn]

this guy is being haunted by ghosts and I'm gonna get depressed because of necklace

[solid relic]

Change internet company

[left zephyr]

Necklace?

[hollow widget]

But I can only join Russian server

The other ones don’t work for me

[solid relic]

Where are you from

[jolly dawn]

technically u can't, ping is focused on ur network provider and game server, if ur in us and server in Russia u will have high ping

[left zephyr]

The high pings dont make you lag its only the internet

[hollow widget]

USA

[vague flower]

@jolly dawn it

Played

[jolly dawn]

do u have hand grande

[vague flower]

4.82 sev

[jolly dawn]

or flame thrower

[solid relic]

O that's because you live far from Russia

[jolly dawn]

every 5s?

[hollow widget]

Oh ok thanks guys

[left zephyr]

Russia is very close to us

[vague flower]

First one was 3.37 this one was 4.82

[jolly dawn]

tomorrow morning

get it

[left zephyr]

5? Seconds next?

[jolly dawn]

and take it to church

[vague flower]

Hell nawh I ain't touching dat shi

[jolly dawn]

technically all they do in beginning is try to scare people away

[left zephyr]

Just play a quran or get a crucifix
Based on your religion

[jolly dawn]

they are not active during the day

[vague flower]

Well during the day lemme take a glock 17 and do the job

[jolly dawn]

I got a crucifix next to me rn

[jolly dawn]

threaten it

[vague flower]

Sure.

[left zephyr]

The ghosts are scared of religious

[jolly dawn]

because it kills them

[vague flower]

Bro this ghost built different I played and he still here

[jolly dawn]

if i came and pulled a gun on u would u be scared

[vague flower]

Nah

[left zephyr]

No chanc3

[jolly dawn]

what if i pull standoff2 acc ban card

[left zephyr]

Def

[jolly dawn]

that's how ghost feels

God is banning him from the world

world

[left zephyr]

Yo its bout to be mornint

morning

[vague flower]

Bro I'm going to try to go to sleep

[jolly dawn]

u xanr

can't

[vague flower]

Y?

[left zephyr]

Your only choice is to play quran

[jolly dawn]

ghost

i don't understand why do people say we evolved from monkeys 10000 years ago

like how's that even logistically possible

[vague flower]

Bro is dat shii goss off another time ima yeet it out the windoe

[left zephyr]

We evovled fron tarantulas

[jolly dawn]

but how did they exist in the first place

[left zephyr]

Just like CJ

[vague flower]

There are still ppl who monkey to this day(just a joke)

[jolly dawn]

i mean

[left zephyr]

Do it

[jolly dawn]

do u have any sort of

[vague flower]

BrB

[jolly dawn]

night camera

spy

[vague flower]

No am poor

Y?

[left zephyr]

Video

[vague flower]

Ok bro brb I'ma go teik a pizz

[jolly dawn]

i watched this guy on YouTube, also some sort of paranormal activities, he put camera on his dolls collection overnight because he was hearing voices coming from there, and one of the dolls eyes moved alone, and it was locked + it was all plushy, no batteries and eyes aren't supposed to move

unless he programmed it to move it with some sorta controller

[left zephyr]

Its about to be morning, you starting to freak me out

[jolly dawn]

it's 3am

we are in same time zone

[left zephyr]

No

4 am for me

[vague flower]

3:30 am

[jolly dawn]

me and u in same time zone

where u from

[vague flower]

Belgum

U?

[left zephyr]

Germany

[jolly dawn]

serbia

🗿

[vague flower]

Ok bro brb

[jolly dawn]

alr

[vague flower]

I will pis

[left zephyr]

W to billy and rafael for being online for 6 years

[timber dawn]

they fixed th3 lag spike

[spring whale]

Guys I hate the new update

[thin flame]

[left zephyr]

You peein for 20 mins straight

[upbeat moon]

yay

ios update

[upbeat moon]

wwhy

i think its cool

[thin flame]

It is

[zenith saffron]

When is IOS

I will chew your meat

👹

I can’t do this anymore

I’m going insane

REEEE

AHHHH

Gobble gobble

Gulp

Mmmmmmm

…

[unique plover]

k

[grim pewter]

Yo

[rich crow]

[dapper gazelle]

Yoo did anyone load into a game yet?

I can't load into a game at qll

[orchid needle]

Lol skill issue

Bozo

[verbal imp]

I'm on life support fr

[verbal imp]

All over an update

Definitely couldn't be me

[stark cedar]

Nova 2

[verbal imp]

Memories

Kinda

Crisis 3 is better

On bobby shmurda

[silk kraken]

what error do you get?

[rich crow]

Especially a mobile game

[verbal imp]

Fr

[agile swallow]

🛌

[rich crow]

Not me after finding out about the blimp nerf in coc

[verbal imp]

Mfw I get the cookie I wanted to immediately be out of meta cuz they love making op cookies

[austere harbor]

Just updating the games.

[verbal imp]

Sadge

[rich crow]

Literally killed me

The one attack I've mastered

Dead

Bro I wish they can add left hand gun

[verbal imp]

[rich crow]

Shut up

[verbal imp]

Imagine

[hushed jetty]

lol

[rich crow]

Or else I'll show tick tock but naked

[verbal imp]

Eh

[rich crow]

I lied I haven't been able to find the uncensored version

[austere harbor]

What's tick tock?

[rich crow]

How to be good

[rich crow]

Dont search it up

Or well

If you just search up tick tock there won't be anything bad

[austere harbor]

turning on my vpn

[rich crow]

Add another 4 letter word after

Then you get more stuff

[verbal imp]

Like that one time I searched up electrical burns

[austere harbor]

This have 4 letter. @rich crow

[verbal imp]

(I didn't think it would be that bad)

[rich crow]

Speaking of which check videos

I posted a video with tick tock heavy like a brinks truck as my audio

[verbal imp]

[rich crow]

And check my so2 pfp

[minor dragon]

How does the kunai pull out animation look like?

[austere harbor]

Suck.

[hushed jetty]

on a unrelated note, i unboxed a stiletto tie dye knife pattern 664🤑🤑🤑

[austere harbor]

Don't buy it.

[rich crow]

Based opinion

[verbal imp]

I don't see it

[rich crow]

Kunai is like a C tier for me

[verbal imp]

Oh so2.

[rich crow]

Vas?

Yes

So2

[minor dragon]

Which one should I buy?

[verbal imp]

Completely ignore the so2 part

[green seal]

bro turning into halo

[rich crow]

Dont ignore it next time

:pvztroll:

[austere harbor]

Jkommando, butterfly.

I like those swinging animation

It reminds me how to cook egg while playing a knife.

[verbal imp]

No can do

What's ur username

I literally have 299 other people on my friend list

Oh.

[rich crow]

Its literslly (ohh)

[verbal imp]

.

And im not gonna scroll to find u

Cuz im lazy

He do have

Muscles

[rich crow]

Brotha

ID: 31886801

[verbal imp]

Don't worry

I'm literally on ur profile

[minor dragon]

I only have 1000g:(,thanks for your opinion

[rich crow]

NOX

Nox nox nox brotha

Hear me out

I make a clan

I make 10 alts

Each alt has a picture of one of the mercs as pfp

Think about it

[austere harbor]

Sell your kidneys.

You have 2 inside you, idle all the time.

[verbal imp]

A clan

[rich crow]

Yes

With all my alts

[verbal imp]

And u make 10 alts

[rich crow]

But its the buff tf2 mercs

As pfp

[minor dragon]

Good idea!

[verbal imp]

Why not get uh

[rich crow]

Get what

[verbal imp]

Kaffn an apsh to fill in ur roles

I'm sure rhey would

[rich crow]

No

[verbal imp]

Fair

[rich crow]

I like to have control

[verbal imp]

Well if u have rhe time to

Then yes

[rich crow]

I already have like 3 alts

And I have 30 emails

Active emails

[verbal imp]

G-

Girl what

Why do u need 30

[rich crow]

I play competitive coc

I need the accounts

14 of them are dedicated to each townhall from 2 to 15

[verbal imp]

But 30?

[rich crow]

And the other 16 are focused on mini wars

I have like 10 th 9 accounts i bring into my own clan and do my own wars

Its fun

[minor dragon]

Funni buff tf2 mercenary

[verbal imp]

[rich crow]

LOL

I miss the crate depression tok

Too

[minor dragon]

Da

[rich crow]

I missed my xhance to profit big time

[dapper gazelle]

Just loads forever and forever and forever can never load into a game

[rich crow]

But on the bright side

I did buy a few first gen burning flame hats

[minor dragon]

How many hours you got on tf2?

[rich crow]

In total or my current acc

[minor dragon]

Total

[rich crow]

In total about 4k, current acc is 2.7k

Most of those 4k hours is just trade servers though

[minor dragon]

Nicee

[minor dragon]

afk?

[rich crow]

No

[dapper gazelle]

Blud need to fix there game

[rich crow]

Back in the day they were actually good places to trade high tier stuff

[austere harbor]

U should try again.

[minor dragon]

Unusuals?

[austere harbor]

Don't give up.

[rich crow]

Mostly unusual yeah

Mostly miscs unus tho

[minor dragon]

Rich guy

[dapper gazelle]

I've been doing it for awhile now

[agile swallow]

delete and reinstall

[rich crow]

Those were alot more common than now because you could actually unboxed them

[rich crow]

LOL

@verbal imp

[austere harbor]

How long?

[rich crow]

This guy is clueless

[agile swallow]

i forgot how to get elite role someone remind me pls

[rich crow]

But besides the point

Unus back then were really cheap

[dapper gazelle]

I try ever for a couple times

[minor dragon]

I only got 1k in tf2 lol

[rich crow]

Hours?

[minor dragon]

Yea

[rich crow]

Nice

[agile swallow]

anyone?

[rich crow]

I meant clueless as in you called me rich but you're unaware of my cs investment thing back in marc

And also back then unus were cheap

Like

A burning flames exquisite rack

[austere harbor]

There's a channel roles, use your eyes.

[rich crow]

Only a few hundred dollars

Whereas rn its almost 8k

[minor dragon]

"A few"

[agile swallow]

😑

[dapper gazelle]

@silk kraken blud listening to Spotify instead of helping me🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[agile swallow]

yo

[rich crow]

Ax doesn't waste time on whitenames

[agile swallow]

delete and reinstall

[rich crow]

Hes a good mod

[dapper gazelle]

I am

[agile swallow]

then stop pinging him

lol

[austere harbor]

You want me to do an plastic surgeon on ur eyes bruh?

[silk kraken]

use a vpn or a different internet connection

[rich crow]

Mfs will think they're at the center of attention and expect immediate help at their request

[dapper gazelle]

BRUHHH

Why do I need a VPN for a game ?

[signal plume]

Also I noticed if you use mobile data or something similar the queue times are so long

[dapper gazelle]

I'm on wifi

[signal plume]

Nono I'm just saying in general

[dapper gazelle]

Oh

[chrome rampart]

Does someone have a code? I haven't tried a single code

[lament bramble]

wait

so this is jus an summer update not an season update

well im dumb as hell fo sho

[fickle acorn]

Wym

[tough meadow]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think seasons are updated only once per year

[verbal imp]

It is

ADSS

[fickle acorn]

New BP doe

Or nah

[verbal imp]

Ok

[lament bramble]

ohhhhh

thanks

[signal plume]

wait wtf i did not know 120 fps on mobile was possible

amazing

whats allies mode

[lament bramble]

yeahhh if you have like a good phone cpu

[fickle acorn]

Yeah it's 2023

[verbal imp]

Nah im pissed

[lament bramble]

mines jus stuck 60

[fickle acorn]

Need a new galaxy or iPhone or gaming phone and ur gucci

[signal plume]

gpu? @lament bramble

wait

no

do phones even have gpus

[lament bramble]

idk

im not a phone expert

[signal plume]

same 💀

[lament bramble]

💀

i hope the new sticker goes 2x the price as the fireborn

boi ima play

[tough meadow]

The stickers are the only good looking stuff from the new bp

[signal plume]

what exactly is allies mode

[tough meadow]

Basically comp but with a restricted map and it's 2vs2

[lament bramble]

fr

[signal plume]

oh

[lament bramble]

also the new awm skin👀

[verbal imp]

If I get my game canceled again over some dumb shi

[lament bramble]

but jus rare

eh

[austere harbor]

Is there's a new battlepass already out yet?

[tough meadow]

Yep the new update has it

I thought I saw u say you've downloaded the update?

[austere harbor]

You know the price?

[austere harbor]

Yeah i did though

But i'm still didn't login

I need some cake first.

[tough meadow]

Nope, apparently it's more expensive than the usual "cheaper bp"

[austere harbor]

They rise the prices?

[tough meadow]

I heard people say they did. I didn't check it out myself

[austere harbor]

Great, i'm broke.

[tough meadow]

The skins are azz, I'm not gonna bother with buying it

[austere harbor]

But the gold case though

[tough meadow]

They add it every few months

[gentle apex]

Which prices?

[signal plume]

where do i find people with vc 😮

in comp?

[gentle apex]

I got 3 stickers,3 graffitis from last 2 seasons to sell,i am waiting fof the prices to increase

[austere harbor]

Fire Pass.

I was about to buy it... But since i already have buying other game stuff, i need to think again.

[tough meadow]

at the beginning of a match, I sing half of "california girls" by Katty Perry and those who have vc sometimes continue singing the lyrics

[signal plume]

lol

[austere harbor]

Wait what?

[gentle apex]

Me who's account is completely f2p:

[austere harbor]

Me 2.

[gentle apex]

Must be fun,
If i turn on the vc,there are people speaking Russian and i can't understand a single thing 💀

I can't even communicate so most of the time its a loss

[tough meadow]

I play in the Singapore server where tons of people speak English

[signal plume]

loll

what are the ranks

[gentle apex]

Yea,same,but i get very less teammates who speak English,i get 20 ping in India server but its ded

[gentle apex]

??

[signal plume]

like comp ranks

i know theres bronze

[gentle apex]

Like all the ranks?

[tough meadow]

Bronze 1-4, silver 1-4, gold 1-4, pheonix, ranger champion, master, elite, legends

I might have missed some and messed up the order for the higher ranks

[signal plume]

whats a decent Hs percentage

[tough meadow]

Idk I don't pay attention to them

[austere harbor]

@tough meadow do you know the date, when the rank season is reset?

[tough meadow]

No idea i haven't played this game long enough

[austere harbor]

[verbal imp]

No you're correct

[verbal imp]

Next year.

[upbeat moon]

hi guys

[minor dragon]

Why I can't connect to servers?

[rich crow]

@verbal imp

Check my clan I’m in

[austere harbor]

Ohh, nice

[verbal imp]

Gimme 30 seconds

[devout bobcat]

🦤

[austere harbor]

🐟

[verbal imp]

She actually did it.

[devout bobcat]

Create a minecraft server. 🦤

[verbal imp]

Cursed

[wind grotto]

why am i seeing daily mission which were completed yesterday, they changed soemthing?

[devout bobcat]

I will bring my blocky R8 into the survival world. 🦛

[rich crow]

I today you bro

Told*

[devout bobcat]

Me when todaying someone: 🦤

[rich crow]

Real

[verbal imp]

I'm rubbing off on you

[rich crow]

Zherm want to peep my new clan I made

[rich crow]

HUH

[signal plume]

me when me: 😢

[woven tulip]

[rich crow]

come again?

[devout bobcat]

How to download so2? 🦤

[verbal imp]

Not like that

[rich crow]

No I can send ss

[woven tulip]

what he say

[verbal imp]

U Said today

[rich crow]

He say some HUH stuff

[verbal imp]

instead of told

[rich crow]

Wait no my clan is just enough to barely get it all in ss

I gotta give the tag

[devout bobcat]

Nice update.

[verbal imp]

Sigh

[rich crow]

[BUFFF]

It’s full

No one can join

[devout bobcat]

Is this Halo ripoff? 🦤

[rich crow]

No one can mess up my masterpiece

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp redownloaded carx

[verbal imp]

Did they actually do something right finally?

[proper gyro]

idk

[verbal imp]

dude

I'm

not even running

[devout bobcat]

🦛

Gimme the name @rich crow.

[rich crow]

Of the clan?

[signal plume]

am i weird for being a no acceleration player

[devout bobcat]

Yes.

No.

[rich crow]

You can’t find the clan for some odd reason

[devout bobcat]

Your address.

🦤

[rich crow]

The name of the clan is Tick tock but it doesn’t show up

[rich crow]

94122, 3961, Noriega street

[verbal imp]

I see nothing

[rich crow]

USA, West California

[devout bobcat]

Gimme your ID. 🦤

[woven tulip]

he said some “watchu said?”

stuff

[rich crow]

ID: 31886801

[woven tulip]

i feel like a new feller

[stone bronze]

Hi, any cuestion aim español so mi english not very god

[rich crow]

Dawg who sent me a friend req

Was it you

[woven tulip]

no

[devout bobcat]

Oh shi wrong account. 🦤

[stone bronze]

heee

[rich crow]

Not you Anon

I meant germ

Brotha

[stone bronze]

donde report bugs?

[rich crow]

What happened to the catfish stuff

iamstela

You didn’t even spell it right

[devout bobcat]

I can't use my main acc. 🐓

[rich crow]

Ok fine

Peep the clan

[woven tulip]

change your language to spanish or portuguese

[devout bobcat]

I'm stuck at that charm reward screen. 🐓

[stone bronze]

spanish

[rich crow]

Mf

[signal plume]

leave server and rejoin and set language to spanish

[rich crow]

I’m going to beat you

[verbal imp]

I'm just liking songs at random

[rich crow]

Like tick tock by joji

[devout bobcat]

Why is there a scout in front of new zealand flag? 🐓

[rich crow]

Erm that’s not scout buddy!!

Ok now some random Russian guy accepted me

Was it you who did it again

[devout bobcat]

Maybe.

🦤

[signal plume]

joji is just a w

[rich crow]

.44 common kdr yep it’s you

[devout bobcat]

I have many dopplegangers.

🦤

[rich crow]

That statement you said is a W

[dry furnace]

W

[devout bobcat]

I don't play tf2 🐓
I think it's sniper. 🦤

[rich crow]

Big mistake

Get on tf2 rn

Mge me brother

[dry furnace]

Is tf2 free?

I heard there is also bot problem

[devout bobcat]

Yesterday I dropped my phone when I was getting out from my car and didn't realise. It was sitting on that blazingly hot pavement for like 30 minutes before I return back and saw my phone is still there. 🦘

Now I'm noticing the battery percentage decreasing faster than usual after fully charged. 🦘

[rich crow]

It is

[rich crow]

Bot problem isn’t as big anymore

I see one bot like every 5 games

And plus you could just play community servers which is bot free

[austere harbor]

Why you add kangaroo emoji bruh?

[devout bobcat]

Cuz I love Aussies. 🦅

[proper gyro]

still no gift boxes again

welp

guess gotta delete carx again

[austere harbor]

Gift boxes?

U want some? @proper gyro

[proper gyro]

can't farm money fr

[digital delta]

Eagle is for American Patriotism

[devout bobcat]

I'm a hybrid. 🦅

[digital delta]

Probably one of the first times someone’s actually used the word patriotism in a causal sentence

Had to google search the definition to see if it was a real rendition of the word patriot

[silk kraken]

please check your private messages

[austere harbor]

Relax, he's just trolling

[verbal imp]

I'll pass

My ears

Oh how much they hurt

[unreal trout]

puwit

[reef pilot]

How you been

[hot hornet]

I'm doing fine

I'm busy coding stuff in Unity and it's actually kinda fun

[hot hornet]

How about you

[austere harbor]

TEst

[worthy maple]

I feel like eating a crayon

[void bronze]

are you 5 years old

[worthy maple]

no

[devout bobcat]

Edible crayons, coming up.

[void bronze]

then you dont want to eat crayons

[worthy maple]

Ok

[austere harbor]

It's just a cake.

[void bronze]

666

[austere harbor]

668

[agile swallow]

777

[austere harbor]

010

[agile swallow]

did we say 555 or 666?

we said neither

🗣️

[severe imp]

Who want 1 v 1 practice DM Sever Singpore

[digital delta]

I’m trolling 😂

[sleek garnet]

where can i see the rules of the game, and tos?

[silk kraken]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5454540-documents

[tough meadow]

Servers are messed up now

The bp isn't counting the matches I've completed

And u can't set a lobby to private

Is this being looked into? @silk kraken

[silk kraken]

which mission? what is your ID?

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[paper tangle]

yay

[tough meadow]

The "complete 3 matches in carnage mode" mission and my Id: 39494207

[paper tangle]

the same problem again

I can finally do the

[silk kraken]

will check it right now

[zinc junco]

Can we sell the weapon skin with real money

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[unique plover]

he's in the mainframe

[radiant ravine]

how do iget better aim?

[paper tangle]

you just do

[broken arrow]

Is the KD of 3 good (in tdm)

[paper tangle]

that's quite nice

[icy barn]

Have you heard of legal cheats?

[paper tangle]

oh no its the old man

[silk kraken]

works, just play in public matches

[icy barn]

Wtf who is that

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken

that's him

the old man

[icy barn]

Lol

[tough meadow]

Yea it just started working for me

[paper tangle]

even though im not that far behind in his age he still the old man

[icy barn]

Is it hard to get global thing?

[devout bobcat]

🤺sit.

[icy barn]

Skill issue

[paper tangle]

The Legend?

[icy barn]

Yes

[paper tangle]

Yea its hard to get these days

it was easier 3 years ago

(when Season 1 came out)

[icy barn]

How about uaing legal cheats?

[devout bobcat]

You gotta abandon life to get it.

[icy barn]

I dont have one anyways

[paper tangle]

should be pretty easy but try not to get banned

[radiant ravine]

why r old skins expensive now

[icy barn]

Say that to adopt me players scamming everyone not me

[radiant ravine]

n why does it take so long to get in a comp match

[paper tangle]

adopt me players are just weird

[icy barn]

They are legal

[icy barn]

Mostly kids

And the ones that abuse the kids

[paper tangle]

might because of the recent update

[sleek garnet]

is comp easy?

im really good at the game

[icy barn]

Is ranger rank count elite?

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[icy barn]

Say that to your grandma

[unique plover]

dated an adopt me girl once. not a good choice

[paper tangle]

The higher the rank the harder it is (since most of the people in high ranks are cheaters)

[paper tangle]

[icy barn]

I will be one

[paper tangle]

not really

[devout bobcat]

Why is there an angry austrian guy in carnage mode? 🦛

[icy barn]

Once?

[woven tulip]

5 steps to success 🔐💻🛩️💵

1. manipulate people
2. gaslight people
3. lie to people
4. steal from people
5. pay people to be quite

[icy barn]

Mvm gtg

Cya

[paper tangle]

very antix moment

Have a nice day man

[unique plover]

wym

[paper tangle]

or night

[unique plover]

this is true

[paper tangle]

so true

based statements

[devout bobcat]

Sounds familiar.

[silk kraken]

tax the poor

[unique plover]

everyone respond to the same message

please

[agile swallow]

burn.

[paper tangle]

awe hell naw that targets you too old man

[unique plover]

raise rent on single mothers btw

[woven tulip]

dated a da-hood girl once, 40 mins into our relationship, n’ i seen her with a different man 💔 🩸 🖤

[unique plover]

💯

insane statement

[worthy maple]

NO way you got your nitro back

[agile swallow]

bro 😭

[radiant ravine]

i havent played this game in like 2 years

[woven tulip]

they live on government property for free, it only makes sense

[paper tangle]

just today really

[radiant ravine]

i got the skins to prove it to

[paper tangle]

[worthy maple]

:D.

[worthy maple]

YIPPE

[paper tangle]

skins really don't mean anything

just a flex really

[devout bobcat]

I found solid snake skin in mc planet site. 🦘

[pearl plover]

Can anyone help me?

[devout bobcat]

Added.

[woven tulip]

ok but what if i have human skin

and it isnt mine

[devout bobcat]

🦘

[woven tulip]

[paper tangle]

State your problem and I'll try to help you here

[unique plover]

don't we all

[radiant ravine]

ok i have my season 1 stats then\

[pearl plover]

Check the #📸│photos

İ posted a video

[radiant ravine]

@paper tangle its been 6 min i havent got in to a comp game yet

[woven tulip]

read my 2nd to last message feller

[radiant ravine]

why

[unique plover]

i did

don't we all

[paper tangle]

Its normal these days

[paper tangle]

What rank you got in S1?

[woven tulip]

only the real og’s do

[unique plover]

this is true

[radiant ravine]

champion

[woven tulip]

boutta do some 12am workouts

[paper tangle]

human skin

[woven tulip]

to make me sleep well

[paper tangle]

same

[pearl plover]

@paper tangle is something wrong with my game?

[paper tangle]

that was my first rank i got and I just called it a day

[unique plover]

throw it back

[pearl plover]

Or maybe device??

[paper tangle]

Just a small bug

DM the moderator named @silk kraken for more help

[woven tulip]

the sergeant:

[radiant ravine]

my aim has gotten so bad and my game sense bro i ont even know the callouts anymore

[paper tangle]

he doesn't mind

[rich crow]

magandang hapon mga gago

[pearl plover]

Alr

[paper tangle]

I quite literally quit the game 2 years ago because it got boring

[woven tulip]

come back brother

[paper tangle]

No

[woven tulip]

it’s very fun

[paper tangle]

I won't

I have a job to do

[radiant ravine]

same]

[woven tulip]

very fun, not tedious

[unique plover]

come back gang

where are you gang

[woven tulip]

drop your job and live off disability checks

[paper tangle]

gang im moving on from the game

[woven tulip]

blud where are you

[unique plover]

the opps!

[frigid sun]

Я долбач

[paper tangle]

no

[unique plover]

what !

[woven tulip]

you’re not a real stigma male sadly

[eternal mantle]

hello gago

[void bronze]

what disability does he has

[paper tangle]

did you play Season 3 or did you skip it?

[devout bobcat]

Lebanon Camps.

🦛

[woven tulip]

when there’s sweet potatoes at the function: 🏃

[rich crow]

@eternal mantle

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

If LeBron thinks, I agree.

If LeGod speaks, I listen.

If LeClutch succeeds, I'm happy.

If the world is against LEGOAT, I take on the world.

If LeKing has 7 billion fans, I am his number 1 fan.

If LeGod has no fans, it's because I no longer exist. I AM A BRONSEXUAL. 🐐🐐🤴🏿🤴🏿

i wear my Goat as my profile picture with pride and power! Others who despise him, or are against him, are against ME too. I stand with him throughout all situations, controversies or achievements. I will be by his side, to his aid, to defend him and to praise him. My lovely King, LeBron Raymone James.

[unique plover]

is this true

[frigid sun]

Мама карапуз

[paper tangle]

this is true

[radiant ravine]

Leglazing is crazy

[woven tulip]

me when there’s unsupervised unlocked cars at the group meetup: 🏃

[devout bobcat]

[Nab]👈

[woven tulip]

[hexed igloo]

bro i aint waitinf 2 weeks to download 3gb

[woven tulip]

in little under 3 months that’ll make a year of me being on this server

[devout bobcat]

I have xi jinping dna.

🦅

[void bronze]

download what

[void bronze]

what does he look like

[woven tulip]

i’ve spent around 9 months rotting away my free time on this servr

[unique plover]

1 year of celibacy 🔥

[woven tulip]

33,000 messages

[paper tangle]

download the fat rat

[unique plover]

get deleted

[paper tangle]

chill with the all caps

[paper tangle]

real

[devout bobcat]

He look like you.

[tough meadow]

Guys omg I just got the arcane sticker

[devout bobcat]

🐡

[tough meadow]

OMG omg

[woven tulip]

i want champagne, i want lobsters, i want cars, i want fully dressed respectable women, i want a big mansion to celebrate

[void bronze]

im the great leader of china

[woven tulip]

this true

[worthy maple]

Night quill

[woven tulip]

chat?

[worthy maple]

Good drink

[pearl plover]

@paper tangle bro become offline 💀

[unique plover]

fact checkers say this is false

[paper tangle]

he does that often

[pearl plover]

Owh he is back

[paper tangle]

he's online rn

[pearl plover]

Anyways

[paper tangle]

he should go to sleep in like 30 mins so you should hurry up

[tough meadow]

I just got the arcane bubblegum sticker omg

[kindred anchor]

sheesh i hope i can spectate previous matches

[pearl plover]

What time Zone?

GMT?

[austere harbor]

Champagne

[woven tulip]

i caved the fact checker’s heads in on a sidewalk

[paper tangle]

I honestly forgot

Lemme look at his dms rq

[pearl plover]

Bro forgor 💀

[tulip lintel]

💯🔥

[unique plover]

gmt 1 i think

+1

[devout bobcat]

Winnie the pooh

[paper tangle]

GMT +1

[unique plover]

+6h to cst

[paper tangle]

its 6:43 am for him rn

[devout bobcat]

Me when my timezone is my race number:

🦤

[woven tulip]

are we speaking of

old man

?

[void bronze]

is it

7

[paper tangle]

I totally did not just look up his nationality and looked up his time zone

[devout bobcat]

8

[pearl plover]

GMT+3 is best

[void bronze]

damn

[woven tulip]

@silk kraken they speaking blasphemy on your name

i wouldn’t let that slide

if i were u i think i would host a drive by

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken you should def let that slide

[unique plover]

you should off yourself‼️

[void bronze]

@silk kraken you should

yeah

[woven tulip]

dununun dunun dununununun dunun dunun dunun dunununnununu dununun dunununun dunun

[silk kraken]

why do you know that? 🤨

[woven tulip]

if u know this you get a veterans discount

[paper tangle]

Because it would be the best time for you to sleep

[woven tulip]

SIKE! You get prostate cancer lil bro!!!!!

[unique plover]

good thing i don't know it

[void bronze]

omg its weezers

[unique plover]

think

bro

[woven tulip]

bro

[devout bobcat]

Aint that darude sandstorm

[woven tulip]

NAH

ain’t no way blawg 😭

[proper gyro]

bat theme

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken (i just guessed your sleep schedule too)

[woven tulip]

yo WTF! 😱 Livvy Dunne just rizzed up Baby Gronk into joining LSU 🤔😳 Will this mean that Baby Gronk will face off Drip King to see who’s the real rizz Lord ❕🔥

[paper tangle]

oh btw once I get the PC I'll get your nitro ready

[unique plover]

8am-2pm

[void bronze]

terraria glowing mushroom theme

[paper tangle]

funky blue mushrooms

[unique plover]

i'm going to shove your head in an industrial meat grinder

[paper tangle]

(i hate doing a ranger playthrough just to get that blue chrolophite bars)

[void bronze]

ranger sucks11!!

play mage

[woven tulip]

if i hear of baby gronks name again i’ll blow up a whole foods

[unique plover]

good thing they're all closed

[woven tulip]

i hope so

overpriced asf

[unique plover]

actualy nah there's one in bham

[proper gyro]

@paper tangle cant reply in window mode
ok but why

[unique plover]

i haven't seen one down here in years