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@primal rainhi ibro
@void bronze @void bronze @void bronze @void bronze
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hi kaffn
I wish I was like that
idk how many calories i eat per day but it’s gotta be a ton
yet i don’t pack on weight
Me fr
Junk food make me happy
i do eat
Slop slop
I just lost 1200 reais because of standoff 2 I need an administrator
i want in
i eat babies
me too
wow
He wants in
i work at abortion clinic
i mostly like unborn
deity, deity I’m kahmin
for the love
cryptic ancient Egyptian message!!!!!!!!!!
yes
nah im good
She gave me head
i have an unhealthy habit of biting my lips too much
what the hell
(Real)
no amount of vaseline will fix it
@paper tangle he likes lobter
We are literally the same
i so full from eating the skin on my lips
yum
yum
Do you know when the standoff pass will be?
πεηχβηη ξοεγ έξζ ξε. ιις εγ σοειγ σ ιαφ εβσηης ειθ σξαπΗιαθ &17ξεΘ ειΟ
will be 5
@admins
moens 🤑🤑🤑
why my profile says am criminal?
mamaimacrimidal
🐥
these emojis are so fjunny
denied
read industrial society and it’s future
out of context
he has no hands

(they don't know i have ios emotes)
he does
noob
💪 🐥
awe hell naw

Hm
(you don't know the joke silly)
🦎🦕
(
)
🐡🐡🐡
🦤
the most offensive combo for ios users
headless corpse at 14.585.643.2
🦕🦕
aye pasta la bean bay bean, artim dada be de men, appkaum nindunoo, gum dun style be beylin, muna mintip, muna mintip, muna mintip, muna mintip.
🤑🤑🤑
@rich crowcan u change names
username to no tag
🦕🦕
i mean
are u able to get a
yeah
salamalekum maleku sala
what about username
I was wondering bec u have nitro
🦕
i thought nitro users have priority to the new feature
like @primal rain
thats why i was asking
u aint getting anon
ehat
fr
free popodak in your area
🐓
🐓
🐓 ™️
Help me administrator
kid named unexpected explosion inside of the pentagon in exactly 217 days:
dont want none of that GBT stuff (obviously have no problem with the L 🤨 )
what
Imagine
you have a preference
yo its kaffn
hi
Sup anon
greetings rosie
how is you doing nab
Hru?
hi
unmotivated
Long time no see here nabs
people should ban GBT 😡😤 (just keep it L because I dont hate L☝️🤓)
im dove btw
yeah bro i love LG televisions!
keubpars
ikr
THREE more days 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Keyboard
anyway major kinda odd ngl cuz uts russia servers
so eu teams vs russia on 14 and 290 ping lol
what
Literally impossible for west eu
hi kaffn
cease 2
🦤
i agree with this message
dude i don't even know you
yes die
Rest In Piece Albanian soldier named Ambatu Kham, a fierce and patriotic fighter for a love for his country. Sadly the Serbian militias had to send 2 whole squads to ambush him so they could kill him, let his legacy be remembered.
🐔
ehat the hellings
okay
Blud is NOT thatchcikenguyidkhisnamenow
🐔🦕
also trought isn’t even a real word
no
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it is popodak
oki
this chat is so full
will noobs
i am claustrophobing
The general in charge of his killing is a well known corrupt Serbian war general named “Stretch Disas”
boons
Suiiii
🐔🐖
cristi?ronaldo?seweeey
FOSAA x iBro
frrrr
frrrr
@paper tangle hi atgoth
Ong
👩🎤
BTNC >>> Fosaa, iBro
What te hellings is those
payday 2 is free
Nab dies
on ebic gams
crying
Yes
and crying rn
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:( - 🦤
i hope i receive a loaded gun
anyone compe pheonix+ on eu?
i hope i can get (username I wont say so u dont claim
)
Hi
i know
🐔🐖
. 🐖
if the heat don’t win tonight i have no other choice
Wdym?
what's wrong?
Did you talk so2 devs about those ban?
On jun 8 so many mongolian players just got ban no reasons first it was saying your device is banned all of them and next is your account is banned ban code 1002 so many people just got ban without any reason
None of them didn't use cheat or played rooted device
So2 support community says were used cheat
But i don't think so thousands of people just got ban
I have a even proof of all those people's
Don't you think it's a unfair so many playe hours accounts so many worth of golds $ just got ban without any reasons
Algum promocode?
patek
shi got tragic, new patek, hop in a V that shi automatic 🔥🔥🔊🔊
Anyone sellin year of the tiger gloves ?
Die
😱😱
Looking for clans im a beginner tho
🤙🏽
Where do all the NA people queue for comp after 7 pm? Not playing in Russia
Hey can somone explain me why I can’t play so2 on my laptop
It gets stuck in the loading screen
Emulators banned bro
@analog echo na dead
not enough people queue na to be consistent
they give up and queue europe
Brooo, queuing in Russia with that ping sucks
well it's not really standoff 2 problem
it's kinda of a na people don't wanna queue na
I don’t understand why lol
EU and Brazil are hot. US west is the only server I can find games during the weekends
patek
Is there even support? 😀
Not that we don't wanna
You just can't find a match.
yea but the main reason we can't find matches is cus more than half of the na playerbase queues other regions
if all na players just queued na we'd probably be gud
Fair
agreeable
Na playurs are crying
somehow one of the least active regions but one of the most toxic
cuz everyone queue eu
so true
Very true
Got me mixed up
wdym
you no understand phrase?
guess not
Love how no pro players in eu are in this server
I was just searhing ppl
Ok
love how west eu vs russia isnt held in central eu servers
russia ofc for the 200 ping advantage

So can u just navigate me there? Bcs
- I am blind or 2. it dont show up 🤔
me when season 6
russian servers are scary
Ok
Does anyone know why it rakes a long time to get into games????
Idk man it's been taking very long for me too
5am in the morning in Europe , maybe thats the problem 🤔
What???
I corected myself srry
Netherlands server is dead , 8 minutes 🤌
Is it worth it to use your pocket money to buy 1000 gold in standoff 2?
Oh but I have never played a game bc it takes a Long time
Or battle pass
Not now
Oh
In a few days
I ment is it worth it to use your pocket money to buy the battle pass or 1000 gold?
Yes
Waiting for that only
Which battle pass is best to buy?
Those battle pases who have knifes or something
Nvm , i still dont it. Today is last day when i bought something to this game. 7k gold and not even 1knife 🤦♂️
Wym witch lmao u can’t buy past bp
Just buy from market
Too expensive knifes ;-;
Me poor having 102 gold
Deagle area with 1200 G stickers? Sale
Then u might be broke my friend
I have money but i am not sure if it's worth it lol
Nah
Does anyone want g22 with "oops" sticker ? (I was new to the game at that time and i stickered it now i regret it)
;-;
Buy for urself good kebab habibi. Not game menu in dead game bruh
Habibi
G22 carbon
Do you like kebab, rejdzik?
The opps sticker cost more then actual gun lol
Yes sir 🤌
Kebab is not the only dish in Turkey
Should I sell my p90 legendary now from fireborn for 20 gold or should I save it
I will get 16 gold anyways
Who knows Russian I need help with what my screenshot says
Nah , i have traveled a lot of countries in Europe and Kebab is literally everywhere
Google translate
What version of your so2?
Is a screen shot
I did not know that
So?
How am I suppose to type Russian
U can atach screen and it will translate it
.
why i don't have promocode, i'm level 17
The latest
Yo so2 bringing an axe to the game
Yes
I mean I don't have a place to enter the promo code
Its in shop
Confused
where to enter the code
Its in the shop
Bro what are you talking
Then press promo codes
You have promocode and you want to redeem it right
I mean I don't have a place to enter the code in the store
He said he doesnt have a promo code
Then
Go to shop where marketplace is there is promocode section
I mean I don't have a place to redeem it in the shop
Guys how to get promo code
there are no active promocodes
not available at the store
U need to go to google and type standoff2 store and the first link u need to click it
And there u enter Ure I’d
Yes
away from what?
Nanananana
Anyone want g22 carbon with "oops" sticker?
No
so now how can i get a place to enter the code
its in the shop
sure how much?
Not available
Not available promocode
theres no active promocodes yet
go to the website of promocodes u will see there are no active promocodes
ye
What price you expect
The sticker itself costs 20 gold 💀
lol
It's looking nice on the gun though
But 20 gold sticker in a 0.50 gold soin
Skin

Add me back
i got 3.61 gold lol
Add me back
🦘
imma keep buying guns and selling them for higher price
Yes
I used that
Made 30 gold in a month
I brought 1000 skins for 0.03 and sold it for 0.06 gold ( 0.01 gold profile each gun(
You have 10 gold profit in that
100 cost 3 gold sell them for 0.06g you will have 4 gold for 100 skkins
ok thx
I can't play my game wouldn't let me add people and play no matter what game mode and I couldn't stop matchmaking
Or just resell crates , some d-mb will buy it 😀
What
or watch my guide
wait
nice reply
buggy discord
Discord is sometimes like that man
insane marketing
@silk kraken what if you give me The Legend 🤨
the mythic
i don’t know what my reaction will be, probably will be depressed for a week straight.
YO
this not codm lil feller
im pissing rn
Which case/box will be removed in the next update?
probably fable
it’s been on the store for like idk over 3 years?
are you asking people here to buy them? Or simply asking if people will buy them?
And yes, people will buy fable cases after they’re taken out of the market. Despite the arcane gun skins being trash, people love the butterfly.
What about boxes
I have alot fable boxes unopened will it sell in the market when it gets removed
no, boxes aren’t put on the market.
Then
🍚
Should I open them then?
if you’d like
I got epic skin lmao
Ok
Guys one question
1000 gold or battle pass
Which is worthy
hes very pissy
that’s some decent luck
battle pass
but only if you have the time to spare
I don't play much but yea I can do missions
Should I buy the battle pass when they are giving knife or something
Hello
I just came in the server but I've been in the game for like month I think
Can I ask you smth
What does view and arms mean
Inspecting Ur weapon
Bro I hate these russian pigs
Brainless pigs that die slow
View arms and weapons in settings
If u wanna have it viewed or not
If you want Ur weapon to be there or not when u pick it up
It says standard and classic
zamn he white again
Anyone had the game freeze on restart after warmup in comp?
Or is this some new hack crap
never had something like that
that's just makes your gun seem bigger or smaller
🤨
yeah i dont think so
Your lucky
Ok thank you very very much
And they do nothing saying you use cheats bruhhh
old man fat rat???
Morning y'all
good morning
i would personally
it really doesnt matter if it's gloves or a knife, at the end of the day you'll make more gold compared to spending $10 on gold itself.
sometimes it might be a tiny bit more, or if you're lucky; a ton more.
i want a 2 stack pancake with butter and syrup, with 3 slices of nice thick bacon, also to the side some cheddar cheese grits.
that's a real breakfast fr fr
Me with eating
when will there be an update
next 3 months
2 waffles and a pancake in between in those waffles, with a nice refreshing blueberry on top of them with a bit of syrup on the top waffle and a bit of melted butter on the pancake with an sunny side egg on the side with 3 pieces of bacon also on the side with a Orange Juice.

i forgot to mention i want a nice cup of orange juice (no pulp) and a cup of coffee, 2 sugars, 2 creamers. And a big napkin to tuck into my shirt.
same ong
Chapter got me fugged up
need to buy new headphones
i may or may not i keep breaking the cord from using it to sleep
i broke my headphones like 4 months ago
@woven tulip
Rip
i would buy new ones if not for the fact that my dad is a little bit of a hassle
my headphones still working 
Меня забанили на 95 часов, за то, что я проголосовал за да 1 РАЗ В КИКЕ
?
I have my earphones but I don't use em as often as I like
Its makes my screen all weird when I'm gaming
i still have to code
Что делать?
lol
earbuds too uncomfortable for me at this point
And wires are annoyinf
Headphones for me are good
i would gladly accept a free pair of airpods tho
idk if i should wear earbuds to sleep tbh
I need some
I got some headphones for $200 USD
not gonna lie if i were to buy something new it would probably be airpods, doesn't mess up my hair, easy to sleep with.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I'd see them
Sell**
only problemo is me losing them jawns
easier to work out while wearing
Or it being stolen
Does so2 devs really that rude?
no
me who just buys them from china
bro they ignore
they dont even give you a chance at them being rude to you
And i tried to tell them they just ban me
At same time
that's called a ban wave
@woven tulip btw who u saving up for?
every shooter does it
sometimes I feel like an idiot for even trying to give suggestions
who am I saving up for? Wdym by that?
honkai i mean
cuz it always fall on deaf ears
Honkai
never played that game before
real
right now i'm tryna find out how to acquire some items to ascend my characters past lvl 40
i got like 7 characters stuck at 40
sup
try to level up traces first
on my main character i got 4 traces to lvl 3-5 and 1 maxed
i'll go ahead and do the others
traces mats are obtainanble in assignments and calyxes
what is better crafting 5 rare skins or 50 uncommon skins
sell them
honkai got a ton of shi you gotta keep track off
i bought them at 0.06 each and imma resell at 0.09 givinng me pprofit of 0.01 gold each sell
easy to forget what items have a purpose in the game
if i ever got lost in the sauce i can assure you shi would get tragic
i earn uh
new patek
but at this rate it will take me about 1.5 years to afford a knife lol
hop in a v this bi automatic
imma check my investments rn
i rather take 1 dime per day over 10 million right here right now cause that's called passive income 🗣️ 🔊
i should
he should
well im currently down uh 100g?
The market place is slow bro
actually no im currently down 300g
sounds like you should've bought 18000 akr tigers
nard
My 300 skins are pending to sell from last 3 days
damn
can't believ this worked tbh lol
But it will sell ik
me neither
well in a couple weeks ill be in the +
It's just take time
sell them 1 by 1
gud
Made 30g in a month
Верифнете меня
Me too
how much is left in ur inv?
m4 lizard with 2 v2 stickers 25gold
all. i sold my other skins and bought more tigers recently
magenta male grind
18896
I have a new arcane so I selling it
big money
had to restart the game every sell
thats how much adren weigh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laughoutloud:
Mhm
in kgs
that's uh 1300g lol
incredibly truge actually
calculated it
well skins are just cosmetics everyone can use all guns in the end
no i did da math

i rather take 3000 akr tigers back in 2020 over 10 karambit golds cause that's investment!!!!!!!!
Yeah imma get going b
1300
i think you may need to redo your calc
bye
lemme spell it
bye
eighteen thousand or one hundred eighty thousand?
eighteen thousand
WAIT
lmao
minor math mistake
thought you guys were supposed to be smart
dude
BRU
bro what
lmfao
i added
yeah it's fine
an extra 0
i was just wondering if i was tarded for a sec
i mean i am, but not in that facet
real
13 hunnid
detremental
do math
i was so focused on my project i thought the deadline is near only to realise it's on 20th
naw bro i use javascript to solve my statistics
my accountant after stating i'm entitled to 1 million dollars in tax returns (he made a mathematical typo)
like i actually i made a formula in js
you should be able to evade taxes
lmao paladin is rising hella fast rn
accountant when they forgot include the money they needed to pay him
in so2
oh YEA
new mechanic just dropped
Anyone has so2 hacks?
no
yes
Dm me please
pay up
||send a trojan||
3 thousand dolers
yo?? paladin getting boosted?
ipgrabber
@mint ridge ermm excuse me sir can we ban this fella
i sincerely sorry for my foolish act
that mf don't be modding here no mo
i only see hel and ax
german quits comitting legal war crimes
he had finals i think
Im ready to gok gok gok for hacks
Poshli naxyi
scream if you love poland
i scram
he scram
i should get to designing my site
Op
whart
where do you work
anon has a server we took over\
cafe
fazbear
ok
yes
awe hell naw he working at Freddy's Fazbear's Pizza
nice(?)
he's working for the bear
Paladin St so over hypped tffff it was 10k yesterday to 12.5k today
есть русс
Alquem br
its english channel
When is the new season?
how low awp polar night price can be? rn it's 48g
Ak recoil different?
@rich crow
Ok
Hello 👋
Hello, do you know why the results after the matches do not count?
?
But there were no cheaters in the match and the results were not canceled, but simply not counted.

odebebe
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Hello i got ban and ban code 1002 how i unban my account.I dont use any hack
Who help me ?
what
Русские есть?
Я не один?
Надеюсь
@rich crow
Ты русский?
@odd patio
@unborn shadow
Bro
Can someone help me?
Does anyone know any promocodes that actually work?
Pls i need it

?
nope
hi rat
helo
he wont
Ok how unban my account ?
It's shame that they wont ban their real cheater's
So there is none that work?
I might be get ban for this
Damnn
So then there is way to unban?
(real)
go to helpdesk in pinned messages
@primal rain
That's won't work
Most intelligent ai
I'm gonna get ban for second time for mention the devs but i am gonna comeback with new discord acc hha
This game is all about run and gun
They were rightfully banned for breaking game rules
Just like you're doing
Not to mention purposely
None of us didn't use cheat
Just think of it
what's bancode
U can say that as many times as u want
Thousands of people got ban without any reasons
1002
U will get re banned again and again
First it says device fan and then it says ban code 1002
can we ban this guy
@silk kraken
555
no way
😲
What do you mean
I just joined wth
crazy
you can make an appeal on the help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message
That's wont work hhe
you little 🤓
there is not other thing you can do

So stupid game system
🦕
1002
So ******** un fair game
Ban their players without any reasons
the reason is
tick tock heavy like a brinks truck reference
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dude stop tagging devs
let him cook
It's not dev hha
if u don't want to do the thing i said
I think he rather played with cheaters
So then what i do
🦕
ya know
Nope
Even my new acc got banned 1002
Stay banned ig?
fr
mfs always say no reasons when it literally shows the reason on the ban message
Denying anything, u cheated either way
I didn't even played single match on that acc

Cheaters when u can no longer make a new account 
Man I remember 2 years ago ak carbon was 2g each now they like 20
hi kaffn
🦤
🦕
🦕🦤
He won't accept
popodak was better
hello
That's my hat
nonono
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