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Man thinks religion is like clan game or smth
W
even his teammates aint accept him
Man be playin guessing games
Japanese = muslim
Lmao, what th-
Guessing game
lol
Hi
who tf argues in a mobile game lmao
real
i have found the perfect op for a lolicore track
proof?
🥹
let's do it
Hi
hi
Bruh i just bought SMTH like nesquik
It is called balls
I swear this tryna be English brands
wha
How r u
Nesquik is goated tho
Pretty tired
tru
🦕
@vale sparrow congrats on the role btw
go rest
I'm still unranked and I will be for a while. I got exams
same
Akr 12 riot will soon jump in price
GIYS
GUYS
I got a hecker in game
we lost 10:0
He won every match whitout us doing smh
Hm
🦕
I can get banned if i play so2 on emulator on pc ?
You shouldn't, but I've heard that only youtubers can play on the emulator somehow;
You shouldn't get banned for the emulator
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guys
someone on standoff send me some msgs on russian
idk what its saying can someone translate
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their name is blocking support
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Fun fact if you swim in lava you die 😮
fish
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Hello
;0000
but fish do not the die so we swim lava yes
Any idea to remove competitive ban
Hi
I was playing competitive my internet went 0 (idk how) when internet came back i was in the lobby with a 96 hour ban
:(.
Unban ne
Me
I got 96 hours ban once.
How to remove
Play defuse
Logic
Or groundhog
Teammates keep changing teams to the winning side and giving me 1v5 situation
-_-
If you cant top frag in random defuse how will you Top frag in Competitive 
?
True
The russia is the best one server to play and improve ur skills with expert players
They kick me for no reason
I think hong kong would be better
Idk
Even if i am top Fragging
Because they aren't lonely like you.
Every server is good when ur ping is not above 60*
For casuals I prefer Hong kong. For Clan battle I go for france or netherland. For Competitive I go for Singapore
Someone else want play alies im silver 2-3

Hello
guys how the hell u can contact with moderators
true if u are in asia
eu its just go france or netherlands
poland its eh
Cb in France is better.
Or nether
I don't like poland
im eu so everything is or france or netherlands
Server ofc *
same
How much ping you get in France?
And nether?
50-65
Oh then it's fine for you
sometimes gets up to 100 for a sec
I get like 200 ping in France 250 for nether
nether 
Sarcasm? 😰
Nah.. I'm not really used to these terms.
Move n shoot
Like in other games you can shoot while moving
C ops val csgo
But in standoff even you move and shoot
So? What's the bad thing in that?
The bullets are dead accurate most of the times
When it comes to ping diff
I don't think so
It matters alot
It depends upon cross hair placement
Ping is a big issue
Yes even if you place it correctly
Some times
Skill issue
I sold all mine
Ok
Hmm
What's your budget ?
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70-100 gold
Nice
Someone want play alies im silver 2-3, just beacus when im play alies always my team is so bad
Anyways Brb.. lemme hang myself after seeing this.
Skill issue
Do 1v2
Get better at game.
Bro is expecting to get a knife for 50 golds 
Can we type on private?
Fr
Dm me
The difference between hackers and Actual Cracked Players is that Hackers never miss their shots
Talking to me in private would cost 100 Gold & I see that's your budget for knife. So let's not go there.
Fr thou
probably smurf accounts
But can't play at 120 ping when my server empty af
Which server?
People create Alternate accounts
People make smurf accounts to boost the others
True
Easy MMR
Then some rich newbie
Either a smurf accounts or spoiled kids
By playing the game
Get better at aiming
Do 1v5 then
then carry them up
Me personally I'm a speed aimer that's my aiming style and my sens is 9.05 8.45 0.00 but you could choose smooth aiming
It matters how you play the game
Why you think it need to be fast and quicklx
Just go play game bro get fun and skill
then you wont be able to grow
Bro doesn't do 360 he does 720
Hey I still hit my shots
Trust me
Even head shots
I'll check
He love it hahahaha
I mean fr 9.05 Sensi
That's actually low.
Average is 45%+
For Elite and above rank ofc
Still low
I know all the basics for csgo
Peaking
Crosshair placement
Pre aim
Aim a bit away from the corner when holding a Angle
And a lot more
Do you know the difference of csgo and standoff?
Csgo people have patience. They don't go bazooka over smoke. Whereas a standoff players just Go WILD when he sees smoke
Where support
And many other difference
@silk kraken
What your going to teach me
Nothing
Ok
For a person who thinks he learned everything. No one can teach him.
I'm still going to go what I do
Csgo is infinitely more complex than standoff in the mechanical side of things. Movement, gunplay, etc. They may look the same on the surface but they ain't
True.
My friend just got -70 cause there were some silvers in the opponent team lol
Game have ticket?
Funi fact I don't play csgo
Rip
But I want to
That's why I'm playing stand off
Yes form a guy named "voo csgo"
There's a thing called game sense which you can't get from videos
Do you know what game sense is?
Game have ticket?
My advice is for you to join some clan. Make friends, get experience
I joined a clan but they kicked me
And I have a best friend for my teammate in allies
It's @solid shadow
https://help.standoff2.com/en, click the red button at the bottom right corner > send us a message, select the category that related to your purpose of writing and fill out the requested information
His in college rn
You can go #1044085342308941944 then
The more the merrier.
Do you have any clans I can join
The last one kicked me for no reason
And I was their first member
I own a clan. But you might not be eligible. And I don't do recruitment
Co leaders do it.
No I mean suggestions
my facebook acc has been disabled and my standoff acc is also stuck on that facebook link please help me
Idk. Try for LVTKE @vale sparrow is there.
Ok
It's a strong clan.
Best of luck.
crocodile wizard
ohh thx
this is true
Anyone wanna play?
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast part of Morioh, where all the houses are, and I'm not married. I work as an employee at the Kame Yu department stores and I get home every day at eight pm at the latest. I don't smoke, but occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11pm and make sure I get eight hours of sleep no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretching before going to bed, I usually have no trouble sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any tiredness or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last checkup. I am trying to explain that I am a person who wants to live a very quiet life. I take care not to bother with enemies, like winning and losing, it would make me lose sleep at night. This is how I deal with society and I know this is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
K

👍
🤨



Boredom
Competive someone?
jojo
frrr 💀
They should add hostage mode
yes
not really no
Where the ct sides aim is to capture hostages
May I join your clan pleaseee
🫠
I was kicked from the previous clan I been in :(.
i mean i can invite u in the serber
server*
What's server
yes brooook
Nah some people are above golds
yeah
like rosie
she is phoenix
SHEesh
ait
There is no such thing is AKR tiger
Only dragon lol
Or you mean Tag King
I got AKR dragon for only 0.03 golds
u cappster
of wha
Of the skin
Lmao
Bye
😟
Guys
Hm?
It is.
I found a scammer
I know
But you cant do anything much with jt
Except to spread awareness
If they are scamming, you shouldn't get fooled by them
Send me a screenshot of the conversation in private, please
Yo guys maybe someone know hoe to report the guy if he scammed you?
Yo ax
How to do this?
Idk
Thx
@prisma temple
Hello
The major is finally starting today. Thought it was supposed to start on the 2nd
OK
In about an hour
I found a guy to play allies wit :DD

?
but sadly I cant play as my exams are near
@Kaitaru
Ok
ye
give me ur id ill add u in a bit
cuz im taking a shi
also guys my gloves change while playing competitive sometimes
:0
if you have default ones sometimes it dose
cuz ur teammates have globes
gloves
@vale sparrow 172287844
@vale sparrow you giving away gold? Where's my 500g?
when did i say ill give gold?
I just need a knife that's all
You won't?
bro im hella poor
Same bro same
what's wrong
Then Please question me
my facebook acc has been disabled and my standoff acc is also stuck on that facebook link please help me
You can always reactivate the account
can you still access your game account?
Facebook one.
who would make an so2 acc with their fb account
facebook users
are you going to make facebookcore
aint no way im posting about lolicore in there or instagram or something
Never seen someone under 40 use facebook
How
Good evening everyone
few of my friends do
for some reason
Everyone does.
i dont
Connecting to subway surfers
Or any other game
i have it but i dont use it
I have it for subway surfers account
Rep DM me please
We can talk here.
sexcore
I seen u picture
And just reenter your credentials
yeah i only use fb to login if that's the only option they have
I only see old gramps using it to find old women
How
Even my grandpa uses it to watch some Russian women 💀💀
i made my fb account to literally co-op in BTD5 lmao and i still use it to this day
huh
Anime girl pfp guy, hello there
i have one too
thats that girl from spiderman
Do not read suhabi
i read subahibi
What you did to Fault the FB Guidelines? @livid merlin
It actually messes up when it sounds like u have SMTH against anime pfps
Imo ye it does look like it is from anime
definitely joined some pron groups
I can send u feet pics for half of the price
huh
hot grippers
I don't do anything on facebook, I just use it to enter games
💀
Hello
How about You uninstall.
Rep dm me plz

government officials when i touch their prostate
Hi
He prob got banned and wants unban
Same bro same
Nice u got master:))
Wait wtf
I did
don't do anything on facebook, I just use it to enter games
Oh yeah congrats for master @vale sparrow
I'll edit a video today
Yeah ty
I got it and after that straight-30
EZZ
Congrats, meanwhile I'm here losing mmr for even winning
Xd
💀
Yeah that happened
I won but -30
Lol
Then go random
I won but at what cost
U basically lose 30 mmr for 20coins and 1k xp
Bro owes money to standoff 2
How
What did u spend -100 on bro
Idk did you took a Loan lmao
Losing ur dignity and mmr
I got no idea
My game needs medical attention
Losing almost an hour of your time
Nah u just need to pay your taxes
Lmao
me but i rot in bed for 4 years
taxes are yearly subscription in your country 
W i have been doing the same thing
i love texas
Go to screenshot channel I'll send a pix
My back literally rot like a tree
all my exes live in texas
I remember when i was dominating the japan server and now its down
I think im the best player in japan server 😄
Ok I sent the pic
An emoji explained everything
fr
now i gotta go back to work
Mannn i wish there was another world championship on so2
who wants pizza
See ua
@queen pasture you refund your gold, just buy again
I do
O ya i refunded
which one
But if I buy again I'll just be at 0
That sums up
yeah, did you use the gold before refunding tho
3K €
Maybe
Yearly or?
if you used it then its reasonable to get negative gold
monthly
Is japan server down
If you can't see the ping nxt to the server name is that mean the server is down

Or maintenance
its just like 6th of august 1945
What do you do for living? @rich crow
Bye :<
making pizzas
and investing

Breath
Man is still waiting for skeleton knife
ye
A pizza job let alone won't get u 3k euro
make jokes online and possibly worrying people about my mental statement
:((
What u do for living
baby calm down
🙂
Doesn't matter.
i dont know, i like to make omelette i guess
bro u cant say me i dont get 3k if i do
U would be a great house husband
goofy
ball
15x8 = 120
bye gtg work
euros
Now make me a sandwich
a day
add weekends
i wish i didn't say that now
77+33 = 100
Maybe u would get a wife that is a millionaire
Wouldn't u stay at home if your wife was millionaire
a million here is like $100 or whatever
840x4 = 3360 euros a month @rich crow
no
Vietnam but better currency
Basically comes down to my country
its very hot tho
you must be filipino
im sweating too much
I like Texas. Friendly people
rahhhh
Azerbaijan
but im from serbia
Small country too

at this point any women is an option
Nah nah nah
even a gipsy?
excluding Sarah

f sarah
I won't date a trans
💀
like my pizza

Idc what condition i am in, i ain't dating a trans or an elephant
Beautiful place.
bro like
Can i ask questions
Thanks
1 question: is it Haram to sell feet pics on feettender
oh noo
oh no no
virgil van maguire
Axman please
I had a stroke reading that
i need answers
bro @hexed igloo u are weird
no one wants to hear that crap
No no no you don't understand

we must know
have you seen how whales sleep
dont call me weird
Have u seen a turtle's mouth
Have u seen how prisoners sneak in money?
Aw man i remembered the video i saw where a guy put a pencil in HIS- nahhhhhh
I got a PTSD from that
there was rumor that a Rapper snuck out of prison to record a music video and then get into prison again
Average american rapper:

This PUBG players
No
have you seen the jar
crazy
Dunno
in guilty gear that thing called Counter
bro got ptsd from the hub
Why u all wanting gyro so badly
🔥🔥🔥
Sup
exclusive
crocodile wizard
fr fr ong
U mean lil nas
the private resort
Tch I'm hungry man
Shadow wizard money gang 🔥
We love casting spells
Guys
When did SO stopped giving rewards
I won 5 times and they give no rewards at all
Too small to bite
skill issue
That's normal
Hmmmm
🦕
release it already
Can I talk to the moderateres
We have crocodile at home
ngl mushoku tensei doesnt have many loli uhhhh aspects
i mean idk
🤨
Did you just ayo yourself
Antler
yuru yuri
What do u do with those ants
i share food with my ants
Duh I'm an antler
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Auto correct and I'm too lazy to fix it
i love bandages🩹
Meanwhile I'm here drawing circles around them
Trying to scare ants
Also I killed one of the ant leaders
I'm the op
:)
Next day u know they are in your nesquik
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@mental pelican do u like ants
aint alotta wizards out there
Guess
☹️
maybe you should call an alternative
yes
principal vampires
It is like asking a vegan if they love vegetables
idk where tho
I just realized my name is similar to someone's name that I'm not going to say
what
But I'm gonna hit it
Hit
Hit
lucky
im still at school
Not even good games
i wanna do so much on summer
Just run away?
does lolicore has to include sampling loli
I will be working during summer
is this what goreshit literally do
Stop
I texted them a report card (gave doctors 20$ to write me a fake card)
what did i do
Got away with it
lolis
i wanna make lolicorr album i wanna learn how to make game i wanna learn how to make music for rpg games i wanna learn how to make rpg games i wanna learn how to 3d model i wanna learn how to draw and pixel art i wanna learn how to make vn i wanna play vns i wanna play rpgs i wanna listen to music i wanna
🤨
The flavors
😐
crocodile wizard
of summer
I wanna learn how to stand on 2 arms
handstand?
💀
Ye
But walking
It's ez
With hands
wait till you realise that's not enough
Just walk on your hands
Bro is this game broken?
Ha
Why didn't I think of that
Yes
walking on all 4 kink
🤯
it always is
Wasn't 9 month enough for basic stuff?
Which case is leaving next?
it doesnt have to necessarily be lolis, it could be any anime women or even not anime woman just normal woman it could be as simple as speeding up or pitching up a song and then adding hardcore elements or breaks into it and s
Probably the last one
Not the revenge case
i mean do you really want to do just basics
So fable?
I gave up learning how to code after some month
theres other terms for this type of music too like mashcore, kusoikore, anicore
Yep
It's my job tho😭
Aight thanks gotta get those skins before they go up in price
My job is to literally to code
Bro i literally changed my job from coding to bio zone
Not worth it
Tf is that?
Learning how to be a Surgeon
i was interested in coding years ago got an it course and im already tired of it
Bio zone i mean doctor etc.
i got interested in music now
blair
It is fr tiring
AYYY W
Anyone know when will new update come?
the
Trying to be surgeon for money
infamous fisheye catgirl witch clip
In 2022
I'm a surgeon 😡
huh
Dr han
44089121 add me
Whenever u get close to the area all u want to do is leaving
No 💩 captain obvious
Even guards leave their jobs after month
He is giving u a surprise
Do you have 400+ hours of gameplay?
I'm okay
nah if i didnt get a course related to programming or coding id probably still be interested in it but since it turned into a school thing i just lost interest and went in search for something more
Yes
2000hr here
Ok

1700
i think its on youtube
Ok
there is no way nobody reupload that clip
Weirdo
NGL i respect your choice, good to go with whatever u feel comfortable with
@mental pelican where you from?
Why are you asking me that






