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yes
You will see
I already saw
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Like guy was so sea sick that he was sick 😯
Has anyone watched something good here except for cartoons?
SpongeBob
Except for cartoons
Madara: kills 100k people
Fans: yea we like him:)
Danzo: also suffers trauma and does what he can to protect the leaf, doesn’t kill 100k people
Fans: worst character ever we hate him
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there is people that talk to you in their free time, and there's people who free their time to talk to you, keep the second ones
i read the divine comedy, good stuff
Is your mom still offering the two for one?
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zamn
Imma skip school to talk to people. Freeing my time
what am i then 
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Itachi: dies
The whole clan waiting for him in heaven: we have been waiting
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Xd
@rich crow Is your mom still offering the two for one?
that is not what a misanthrope is
!!!
you silly
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I bet you when we got reanimated the whole clan will still be waiting
man :(
One of the og shows...
basically someone who hates all humans
philanthrope but
bad
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no, hates
not avoids
that's me
I'm a magnet who deattracts
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Btw u gonna wait a long time until sasuke appears again💀
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Lol
well i think you're very cool
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mayonos cool 😎
Hahaha I betrayed you by doing nothing
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Mayonos cool 😎
Itachi dies and comes back.......
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Mayonos cool 😎
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Mayonos cool 😎
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reality is often disappointing, i am 100% sure i'll never meet you, so to me this is the real you
Lolll
U guys are big...adults
Man
If they reanimated pervy sage
In baruto
And they both meet
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I’ve not seen boruto
Naruto would be crying
Im not gonna watch boruto either
Same
300 eps and 200+ fillers in those 300 xd
It's a waste of a hair cut
Half boruto episodes animated by PowerPoint
I want to see hokage Naruto with old hair cut and kazekage with old haircut to
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Do you guys hear someone talk?
probably what they said
Papper shredder or by hand
with my bare hands, inch by inch
I recommend nothing and let me go
Naruto comes back with boruto
Bleach comes back with TYBW
I'll rip you atom by atom
it sometimes is like that, like they do it on purpose
but honestly i am not the one to talk, i have a single friend and didn't go to college
💨
so i don't really know exactly how it is
ugh, do you guys ever feel a crippling urge to become a bulwark of terror and a beacon of darkness
I guess mae forgot about ripping me to shreds
star patrick patrick star
Any promocodes ?
Cap
coincidence
what is love
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
Hey does anyone know when we can sell the skins from the battlepass
right now
bro ty i got a gold karambit
np
real
champions league
i got legend league from tha promo code
rlly
nice
i'll claim tomorrow when the mods are up
But 12 hours fast forward
blue
yeah
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how come
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Guys can anyone send me the server that does player rankings?
yeah

hello ember
hello guys. I have to sell 1.2k guns but the market is laging alot today. Will the market be normal tmrw ?
yeah
tell me from ur based experience
oh alr thx for answering my queation
aaaaaaaaaaaa
it's probably gonna break because everyone will be rushing to sell their fireborn skins
are you still gonna sell your paladin gloves btw?
affirmative
no?????????
then maybe
me and mayo aren't jew lol
oh it is because you're german
the pass ends today so no
jew = greedy
oh
tommorow we have the new season or nah?
Nah
why
New season will take time
yes the new season releases tomorrow
ooo, i understand
the devs announced it
Tf? Bruh
it is official
mae dont spread mis information again
when its better to sell your bp items? do you think i should keep them more or just sell them immediately
I thought it would take time like before it use to take lots of months

man i love spreading misinformation
they believed you really fast there
right now
Yes rn
on the almighty lord, for a fact
me too
so true
Sold my gloves too
Man I sold it for 80g smh
loses
Gloves are at high prices now man
why are yall spreading mis information again
3.5k for a gloves
Tan hide
Yeah lucky them
@rancid salmon and @rich crow are partners in crime when it comes to mis information
love this server
Me too
@dim bronze bro that Barretts royal rose I bought 100of em
As they are selling for 70g
For investment purpose
@dim bronze chaos filth! 🫵
wtf
Idk y the selling a arcane for 70g that to pass skin
Ig many of them got the skin that's y
w
you're mean
what where
In mp ofc
i mean
If anyone has any knifes they never use can u have them i have never had one:( ill offer like 1c because im poor.
sell bp skins in marketplace
Suree
If anyone has any knifes they never use can u have them i have never had one:( ill offer like 1c because im poor.
get one
they are currently not in the marketplace
They too expensive
If anyone has any knifes they never use can u have them i have never had one:( ill offer like 1c because im poor.
If anyone has any knifes they never use can u have them i have never had one:( ill offer like 1c because im poor.
...
Loll it's there
I sold my gloves
Bro I dont have one
which one
If anyone has any knifes they never use can u have them i have never had one:( ill offer like 1c because im poor.
Its too expensive like 15
templar
If anyone has any knifes they never use can u have them i have never had one:( ill offer like 1c because im poor.
@plain sun
@plain sun @plain sun
If anyone has any knifes they never use can u have them i have never had one:( ill offer like 1c because im poor.
Suree
nah
@rich crow you are very good at lying wow
i am making sure he sees what his hands have written
they are not in the market
Mann just refresh it
i did
Or delete and install again
thanks sandstone man
-30mmr on a 10-8 win this game is horrible
yep
So stupid
no problem hitler woman
lol
if you can't see them skins on the marketplace, ping devs
Wsgggggg
they can resolve your issue
Wsgggg
if ure play like 5v3 its normal
After 4 months im back
make sure to ping as many devs as you can
Ur still in this chat
After 4 months
That crazy
@rich crow ig we both will probably get banned lol
It was 5v5 first half and then 5v4 second
you're drunk
no reason for that
We got the skins in mp na that's y
does devs ever come to this chat
maybe u play bad and if your teammates mmr is high than enemies
devs are dead
this game has the worst community
you mispell best
no i didn't
yes you did
y
this game has the best community
See^
I got it covered
why . i am asking
bruh
the skins are still not on the market
skill issue
Yearssss
This game is practically ded
devs would lose money
fax
it's not, you are
that 20% runs this game
yeah
Yep
i've lost over 500 gold last month because of that 20%
No iam alive,as ded as urs...
valorant is homosexual
Yah half of the servers are ded
If valve buys so2 then this game is a boom
Not even pubg can stop so2 then
I mean in gaming industry bruh
but why

Standoff gonna die after the new mobile shooters that are coming tbh 
standoff is going to die.
Yes
valorant is homosexual though, that doesn't change
Devs doesn't consider this game globally
They give more importance in the Russian sector only
@rich crow did u get something good frm pass after the gloves?
Man I got no legendary
oh wait
No epic stat
Not even a single good stickers or skins
i have blazing maw and paladin
Yes I am not even considering them good I have 4of em
Yeah ik
Yeah that sucks
My luck sucksss
If tmrw's mission will be out ill get a case
And I'll pull a knife for sure
Whts ur level?
are careva poza cu zonele de pe sandstone ?
82 too
what
🤨
💀.
You cows
where is litseared
🐋
Idk we're not actually related
I think
🐇
He does look a bit like me but that's all there is to it 
@smoky berry right
🦕

half brother
🐓

🦕
Maybe his alt
and why azathoth
Who knows
My dad was the son of the almighty stork
🤨
Of the spoopoo village
@smoky berry is far older than me
Yall know at what hour will the season 5 end?
Either today or tomorrow 
🐓
Dim forgor his age
Ik but like the hour
Yh
U old fart
No
They aint?
It will reset next year
Ik
I am not old, the average age of the elderly is between 5198888-525000
Sall
sal romanule
Go to romanian chat kids
@rich crow MAYO are you a brahmin or a dalit

They'll see my whole family generation
@brittle knoll you are kid
Within their life time

_ _
Yoooooooo
It is
Guys
We have done the research we have concluded that the universe has a clock rate of 1-50,000,000 seconds
📝 🐇
Which means
Uhhh 🐓
That's 50,000,000 seconds in our world is 1 second for the universe
Source: look it up on shoogle.jjj
🐓
Anyone wanna play
Didn't ask tho
I asked who wants to play
Not why u can't play
U mean autistical not schizo Smart ahh
yo when's the season gonna end exactly?
Idk
icic
Wanna play
hi , new to so2, if ur 60 iphone do u have a chance of being pro?
just finished ;-;
like if your 60 fps iphone do u stand a chance against 120 fps ipads
Not rlly
Depends
If ur good or no
I can play on nokia and if I'm good I can beat you on iPad so yea
Skill matters not device
Wanna play tho @atomic wing
i’m new bro

I DM u
What
Hi
@paper tangle insert wth im looking at emoji please

tomorrow come will new daily missions??
Pretty specific ngl
who can boost from silver 2 to gold 2
I was in an escalation match and my teammates died so it was a 3v1 and my weapon was only an AWP so I killed the first guy with the awp , then second and third corner me, second thought he better so he just came with a knife so I killed him and his teammate who had an M4 , both with a knife , winning the game.
Hello 😊
ipop
yes
.
when will you update?
i mean in game
Hello
does anyone know when the game will update?
1 more hour untill update??
can i still do missions tomorrow?
If that was the case then the devs would have announced it

nah bro
How much
Hello
Can someone tell me when the update will appear
1 day
tem algum chat aqui no dc, pra denucia jogador, por racismo ??
Racism no
go to the https://help.standoff2.com/pt-BR/ site, click on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Report a player" > "Toxic behaviour", and fill out the details of your report
hi
thx
@heady bough wht
Hello
how do i study 6 pages in 5 mins
Bruh
First load up standoff 2
Key words
Where are u from@jolly dawn
Then say F school and try to be pro mobile Gamer
Yes ezactly
serbia
i was busy with
getting diamond in apex legends
like this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P7BZWmzAABM
the problem here is
it's not a test
i have to talk
In front of teacher
Language class?
Searching for NA players
history
Just oral test?
what
Is he gonna ask you a question and you say it infront of him
@silk kraken
Bro u have all the solutions
I would say focus on the main points of the lesson or chapter
Like any major events that matter
for her everything is main
For me my teacher never made us focus on dates
Nice
from silver 2 to diamond 1 in 3 days 🦅🦅🦅
Is that good in apex?

;-;
my mom's number for akr necromancer
Thats not fair lil bro I cant beat that
Uh oh mister moderator is on
No selling skins uh oh scram!!!!
bro how can someone headshot me while walking
Skill issue
🤡

They just can. 
Hello
Bruv i need 1 more tier for the 38 tier ;-;
And im not gona reach it
Pls give 1 more day 😂
I'm tier 76
P2w
i finished every single weekly quest
I got the pass but then I kinda lost interest in so2 and ended up at like t60
Hello
0 days left on pass...-_-
good
hi
It's not a scam, I'm going to announce the Skin on the market and you only have to buy it with Gold
no
what
Hii
How are u doin?
andrei
good and you? I'm new playing standoff
hi rosie
Answered after 10 minutes…
uhhhhhhhh, greetings my people.
but anyway answered, im fine too
Hewwo
blud have one piece anatomy girl
Who does?
hi anan
hauture
one piece fans will swear to you that a guy that look like this got the saddest backstory in fiction:
dude they really making girls trash that have potential
for example
this baddie can be much better in modern style
n word, THAT looks LIKE a CHILD
robin
adult one*
i dont havesticker of that sadly
don't ask wht
don't ask how
One piece author really taking inspiration from nursery drawings for his characters
But bleach art style is immaculate
🥶
i tried watching one piece once
i made it to like episode 25
i haven’t touched it since
idk how my cousin watched over like 800 episodes 💀
I rlly like bleach
ax man!!!!
i keep tabs of shows open for like 2 weeks at a time before i actually get around to continue watching them
@silk kraken
Fr I dont care how good episode 1062 is because it’s EPISODE 1062 lmao
what are you typing
fr dude
If a show takes 700 episodes to get good (one piece) it’s not worth my time tbh
i would reckon like 80% of one piece is just filler
idk
Actually more like 10%
It’s just that the pacing is so slow the story goes nowhere for most of the time
I swear I saw a thing where half an episode was a still image of a power struggle and the other half was a different still image in a different position💀
it's something you grow up watching
i ain’t readint allat 😯😭⏏️😧🇬🇧
Hello is there any vetrification i need to do
no
Oh
Ok
How do u get ranked?
Am new to the game
Oh and i left a rating and it said it would give me 100 blue coins but it didnt
you should become 20 level to play ranked
Ok
@woven tulip in my school a guy said he watched one piece in 4 months
@woven tulip kids will watching anything to pass time back in the day
Oh and i left a rating and it said it would give me 100 blue coins but it didnt anyone know why
@woven tulip can i ping you
hell nah he was working a 10/6 watching that show 😭
How does something keep u interested for so long tho 
Tommorow New update guys
How u know?
No update tomorrow I think
looks like a statement than a question to me tbh
Updates don’t come straight after a battle pass ends lol
Hi I am back again
try restarting your game, or just wait for a while
it will be credited to you
Its question
Wdym
||no|| yes give me your ID ||im just joking lmao||
don't joke like that rosie
Bro didn’t see my message💀
watch me
Why?
no cus ur black
@rich crow see the messages in the black
it doesn’t work like that for me lol , games, shows, movies, whatever. I can only be fixated on it for at max 2 weeks till I’m burnt out and gotta take like a 2 month break from it.
It's uzi
Luckily for me I watched all 171 eps of black clover in 2 weeks (it took me 6 months to watch Naruto and I’m watching bleach rn)

average so2 player forgets basic english, forgetting to add a question sign after his sentence?!?!!?
damn 😔 Disappointed in myself for mistaking your pfp.
it’ll take at most a week for your items to be sellable
You have to wait til the manually update the store.
omg
But I do have carti pfps
Le axlebolt devs take 5 days to update the market :trollolololol:
i could do it in 30 minutes?!?
Then their servers would blow up
Where do i send clips
Cuz how garbage it is
They should just add more potatoes to their servers and a few more wires. Would improve them a lot
Whrre do i send clips
And if what butta said is true then maybe it won't take so long
what do you mean clips , do you wanna send in a clip for it to be reviewed by a mod?
☠️
Yea ig
Idk
Just where do i put the clips in the discord server
if it’s a cheater clip you’ll have to refer to the pinned message
Thats what an trying to say 💀
Update 0.20.0 releases
Velya 1 day later: 0.21.0 release date testing???!!😳
So true
too bad i’ll chew on their wires again 😭 😼
Even tho I never watched his videos
Keep doing it
Bro feeling a lil devious🥶
Cs2 is coming!
It’s always the titles. And suddenly before 0.21.0 is released he moves onto 0.21.1
And they are usually wrong most of the time
5 million?
I dont hear my friends speaking about so2
russia: get’s erased from the world map
97.8% of the so2 community perishes
little mis-input
Every server suddenly inactive
i just talk about what's publicly available for so2 
even the servers that are as far as possible from russia , because russians exist in each and every so2 server.
i just talk about what's privately known for so2 , we are different.
im asian, your American pretty sure i know we are different
Russian: sees server with 1000 ping on and the looks at Russia server with 60 ping
Russian: imma take the 1000 ping server
Russian: complains all game about his ping
ur’uoy*
English only💀
nah bro just bottom frags in defuse with like 2-13 and then sends paragraph long essays in russian in the public chat mid game
Any items worth investing rn
fireborn not out
Same with the ones in comp. The Russian on my team who was going 4-13 and bottom was sending paragraphs of toxicity and wanting to kick me after a fail a 1v5💀
no rice
i love it when i see people gaslighting unknowing individuals in insta reply sections
funny
nothing a lil bit of rubbing alcohol and a gauze won’t fix
What even does gaslighting look like?
tear gas and light
some dude asks “ what does _ mean?” and some dude replies with a blatantly false answer, and the original commenter believes it.
usually it’s completely harmless
Oh ok
it's not real tho
Looking for NA players or teams who want to scrim or need a team to join up
Do you have one ?
What should I have?
Someone here have clan to practice? Like 5v5?
What
Hello, I have come to report that there is a hacker who is clearly a hacker and I have already reported it many times but they do nothing about it. I don't know if coming to this place would solve it but I just wanted to inform
Yes
bro they literally mention where they are based
game is dead, it's time to move on to Idolm@ster cinderella girls
Hello
Im not here for that
🐡
When is the pass changing
🦜
Is that an answer?
What the best server to play comp that’s not Russia

why censor idolmaster
if you wanna be a master at baiting people like me , it’s simple! Just go onto twitter and search up master bation! It’ll also work on reddit , i think
Just ask your friends to show you how to do it
i think if i done that i would be crossing the sus boundaries
Xd
where did you report this cheater? what's his ID?
66940458
video evidence is necessary
Sorry sorry but I didn't get to record since when he joined he was almost finishing the game and I tried but couldn't sorry
then why make the argument if you didn't have the essential evidence
smh u just sound salty
Is this the channel where I would talk about selling stuff?
it's not allowed to sell anything on this server
No I mean like the in-game market thing with the skins
I was wondering where I would talk about that cause I want to know how much something is worth
When will the pass change
why is there a "0 day"
axlebolt just let me sell my stuff already
Frfr
I got both arcane graffitis
Prob not gonna be worth alot tho
i got 3 lion furry ahh graffitis
but just 1 firestorm graffiti
Nice
sad
Damn
What level ur on?
82
Jesus
41
41 is good too
True true
I got wack skins tho
Only good was akr 12 stat legendary
i got templar gloves and paladin m4a1

Lucky
very lucky, yes
Last time i got winter ox arcane and its like 8000 now
you see last level to get a gun in first tier?
i got it from that, 2 levels after that i got the gloves
Ah
Pro
very good
Yea but i still got no knive
🥹
i had 2 but sold them
Same
I buyed cases
i might sell the gloves to buy a knife
Gonna tryna profit off then
which collection
Fable sadly
Wait lemme check
i tried to, but i had an impulse and opened them all
fable cases
turned like 5 or 4 hundred g into 15
Scorpian cases i meant
oh
Who sends me a code
But I was wondering how much an acid carbon is worth.
Sup
.
Skill issue
E

More than good enough
I could do better ik it
Hi
hola coco melon
not anime
Look in ss
and the Skins of the pass go to the store today?
yes!!!
right now
yes!!!!!
all the rare rarity items will be worth 10000000000 gold each!!!!!!!
iltam sumra rashubti ilatim
What
Got 200 kills in arms race
i got 23 kills in bakhmut
batukham?
Today new season ?
In 4 hours ?
bakhmut
This game is so fun
the season and fireborn pass are two different things
artemivsk
Sure ?
hushhhhhhh i’m trying to lie to him
why are you spreading misinformation
new season is today
What happens when the season changes?
fr 🔥
mr axlebolt is my friend
everyone gets rewarded free karambit
trust me bro
your level and inventory resets
you receive gold!!!
for free!!
Bruh
elder scrolls 6 and gta 6 come out today too
yes
don't know who to believe
the skyrim 3
is this tru?
yes
RAHHH
portal 3
but why kaffn
🦕

why not
fair point
you know spiderman is serious when he says “$300 i’m not playing my boy’s just horknee asf bro, but he’s into dudes.” 🔥🔥🔥
why new spiderman black
woke racism black transfgwnder liberal mwoelbqoeksviag 😤😡🤬
what
You'd understand if u actually watched spiderman
Do we have any information about the time it updates?
i don't like super heroes
i would probably post the spiderman 3 script in here if it weren’t for automod
yo when are they gon introduce venom in Tom Holland’s spiderman?
nvm it’ll be in the next movie
but his suit is black

