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thats probably 20 bucks an hour i dunno
Hello mayonnaise how are you doing
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does my arteries block by eating paper though????
don't think so
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Not as good as you think
Housing here is insane
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I’m still in bed I can’t get up
even though im a freelance i could make 15bucks in 2 hours of work
Too comfortable
Not your arteries but intestine will
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and sometimes could earn 90bucks per commission
it didn't when i ate the paper though
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i make money and save till im satisfied
i move back to philippines
??
convert money
become a millionaire and retire
now you can speedrun skull identification??
no why tf would you go back here
Eat more
actually dumbahh move
america is expensive
wise advice
then move to not america??
move to venezuela
literally other low cost country exist
everything must be dirt cheap there
so im just stuck with less than a dollar
that's not this climate and political hell hole
learn freelancing
get a skill
freelance
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sounds like a skill issue
doing what you like + better pay if you put the hours
who do you think earns more
me
an artist or snfw artist
both

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2nd one
you get more traction not commissions
modern society is rotten to the core, seggs sells
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im going to draw furry feet pictures if it means getting 30 dollars
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0.001 percent out of 100
no hecause he would have to be a guy from the 1800's
who actually pays for modern art
or just be good at drawing and be scouted by top industry companies
I go away for 1 second and the subject changes from some guy flipping burgers to furry feet
Online auctions, nfts, etc.
real shid
literally how any other artist that works on famous companies
Money launderers
work from the bottom
The real topic was invalid promocode, idk how we reach to furry feet
does thou even shred??
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???
imma sleep
zamn why
as you should
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rest well yu
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good night
Its barely 6 pm where im at though
zoinks!
Still at work
its only 12
6minz before 12
you can stay up till 4
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i haven't slept
its 11:99 am

how do people even follow their sleep schedules
extreme measures
i wanted to sleep at 11 but here i am in discord planning to stay up till 5
get real
My consistent sleep times are between 1am-10pm
my sleep schedule is sleep at 11-1 and wale up at 6-7am
i sleep when i'm tired, i wake up when i'm not
I feel like mae is different
ja
Totally different.
we are not the same
i am a warmonger
major pass in game?
sleeping on 4 am because i need to guard gotham
no
i am literally batman
😭
good
bro is batman
@silk kraken whats your favorite food
Mae different....
When he had a anime profile pic now a different pic personality changed
bro got the 🐰 🎺
i am literally the same person
12:00am
Wsg y'all
bye.
Now I can say I chatted yesterday until today I
Why Stat track ak so expensive
🫠

defend against the british?!
Are akr skins expensive
good morn/night so2 community
Yes 2 Ares*
Ay wsg
no
against scarecrow
penguin
joker
mr freeze
who are these
deathstroke
noting much hby
and so more
how can you not know joker
Can I consider myself a villan
i know that clown
Bru
yes
he's such a jokester, always being a nuissance for the batman
I put ketchup on top of my fries then mixing them and eating them
🫤
Batman's bitc-
i don't fry my fries
what the HELL is wrong with you
you're CRAZY
I am vegan in other way around
I have now joined the good side
Season pass ending in 7 days so
Wrong reply
yeah
yes
When the new weapons come to the store, would others drop on the price?
idk
cant wait for no one to buy my mac-10 skin form the pass
Who controls the announcements
me
Axel bot
The soundtrack video was released a month ago
I know a guy who knows the controllers
Man is too fast, that's why u see it now
I burn a village down in Minecraft to get free houses
I burn a village down to get free houses
I brought a village.
ok good for you
bruned
I actually type way to fast
compatitive
compatitive
U sure u got enough sleep?
If I lose I'll buy dollar tree and make everything 2 dollars
Sleep when I need to sleep
yes
My mom lets me sleep any time if I get 8-9 hours of sleep
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But I still sleep early
he is russian
the world hates russia now
that might be a reason
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no we don't ( turkey )
maybe he just got fired or resigned
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because
ujhh
uuhhhhh
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maybe the new actor is better than isav
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actor
lmao
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uhm
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beat maker
?
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mayo why are you acting so mischievous today
he don't sing
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he is dj yes.
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i forgot the word
sorry
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ok bruda
one who makes beats
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i am thirsty
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shortly dj.
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i knew it

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no money
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guys why is the eu region not playing at the major qualifiers?
he is russian
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you like russians???
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you have a russian wife?
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ok
i see
i think i can beat this tourney
join it then
Can EU players join in Major 2023?

Hi
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WHY
Never
Where can I report a cheater?
I am in love with your body
You can report cheaters on https://help.standoff2.com/en/ through the messenger in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Report a player" > "Cheating", and fill out the details of your report
Alternatively, you can report cheaters that you encounter in the game itself. However, you need to report them in the same matches where you encounter them, by clicking on them in the chat or match menu, and clicking on "report (cheats)"
Cringe be like
@mystic bay I don't know what the mean of cringe🙃
...
Lol
Stuck in 2022?
Nah he is in 2014
Oh yeh
No I'm in your ***
Oh no i am screed
Hi
Kidding😏
Hola
Hi
-_-
I mean in your bag😏
Hey ax can I get banned if I use an app called gbox that lets me login to Google even on huawei without Google services?
How old are u
you can get banned
No
@mystic bay WHY
But why I need my Google account 
Cuz Huawei don't have Google anymore so ur good @dim bronze
@ornate viper #🇪🇸│español
Ax knows better u stop
Cuz that's inappropriate
I'm not lol srry if I sound mad
It's ok
@silk kraken hola bro
@mystic bay how old are you
you can link your game account to a Facebook account as a secondary login option and login to the same Facebook account on your Huawei device
Oh really? That solves my issue. Thanks
U are 15?
But standoff itself is impossible to download on Huawei phones
I will do that and delete standoff from the app
@scarlet relic Oui
Meanwhile i have played it on j2
When u download it's says not eligible or something like that
App Gallery
Yep
can you send me a screenshot, please?
Haven't u tried it
@silk kraken why can't I find other login options
Didnt u listen to me -_-
.
Arab?
on your android or huawei device?
Yeah
Meow
@mystic bay yes
Both
You don't understand what i mean
English -_-
Why is standoff not good than c ops?
Like is there any specific reason?
Or just the community
I wanna know
In my opinion so2 is the better one
Good knife animations
Only exception is Russians no English players they're very little
check dms
🫠
Lol you won't get a single hacker till master
read subahibi
Anyone like Arab?🙂
arab what
Maybe they fix it back then when i was playing it was full with them
@rapid meteor Any Arab like Egypt
Yeah
oh
@rapid meteor NO human
mine is algeria and egypt
I'm from 🇪🇬
I am from iraq 🇮🇶
Im from north korea 🇰🇵 😍
im from Vanuatu 🇻🇺
Hi. I'm from India
Too many booms in this server
?
anyone likes football?

It's my life until i get injured 😂

What team do u like
whats yo fv team

RM
Not good

Yo
barcelona 4ever
I don't really see the matches i play
thats nice dude
🫡
but i hate rm
Anyone know how to fix this cus idk anymore i fxied it once came back
Like i get fps drops
Fable imo
Did you get anything good from it?
Lower the graphics
Yes. My first epci and lizard
wsg
I get like 90 fps. And i drop to 65
nothing is good 
But i tried that also
damn wussup what happened ax man
i be a psychiatrist on this app fr
Imma try what i tried last tim
no hot goth gf 🥲
Nice
.


Is week 8 coming today?
I can't see ahhhh
Yes in 4h
ty
Np
hello guys whats up
😔🫂
hi
dawg how
idk
some are hot af
is that a font or some discord easter egg
just use # at your messages
with space
nasty
YOOO
dang
what
thanks nasty
so good lets spam
thanks to
❤️
lol
😈😈
i love ban bro
hahaha
i am just speedrunning a ban
🤓🤓🤓lets spam
eyo
lol i love mute they keep muting me for 1 hour
puhaha
true i got that like 4-5 times
does anyone wanna buy some ak tigers with 4x stickers
no
i got 24hour mute i swear for no reason
maybe it was a glitch

cap
i just put a standoff pic
how a bot can do glitches
people can
with ur feet in it
it's not discord bot, it's auto mod
they glifch
heh
heh
heh
hehe
heheh
hehehe
heheheheehe
Ban
ban him
done
wat

gm
so2 should release one more currency

are u from middle east somewhere
Kosova?
i visit kosova 2 years ago
yoo alabama baby
lol i live in kosovo
lol
pretty city

yeah it has cool places
When new season is?
new season is before two seasons of 3 season before one season of a season after

if you can't understand
skill issue
get help
or get better
and start learning instead of questioning
Lol
he's definitely not sending you an invite to a server that's doing a giveaway which requires you to have a certain amount of invites
🏃💨
i only won twice then i stopped joining giveaways
🏃💨
500 gold is too less and waste of time
Hiii
What will happen if I craft 10 arcane skins (not including knifes)
ah not worth it
better sell then
them
Tf will happen
If I do
it will give u a better gun
Nothing?
K
the fact ive been playing the game for a month almost its kinda fun buti dont know how i get gold or skins or kinves and thats sad
With real money
If u are f2p
I am banned from changing my device what should I do please help
you cant
The easiest way is to grind battle pass
nah ion wana play p2w
p2w has nothing to do with skins
p2w means pay to win
you dont win if u buy skins in standoff
I get my gold through invest
U cant expect to get good skins as a f2p
I mean skins bro
Especially after a month
what is f2p lmao
free to play
Free to play
ight
Which means u don't pay the game
I am banned from changing my device what should I do please help
specify it 🤷♂️
Use your brain bruv
any servers thats doing giveaways?
Which knife u have?
i could get gold rhat way
Shiii barely
Nah
its not that im not using my brain. ur the one thats not using the correct words man
.
Man use your brain to understand that, in a game like standoff 2, everything is standard
I don't need to tell u these
U have to have a common sense
bro i understood what you meant to say, but you used the wrong words
its mad funny how ppl starts fighting over dumb shet
Nah I'm just bored that's y
🤓

Y u asking
Ah yes a dumb fight
ong
Yo wag
Random
Man asked the most random question i have ever heard
frr
Hey
U got the knife?
59
What knife?
I want knife
I have knife
I want a knife
2 gold take it or leave it 
im trying to help you to use the right words why u got so aggressive just cus i corrected you
No but Mae gave me some spare gold and I have a cool inventory now
Fam u still on Abt that
11.12g
Leave it
Take it
Really
15g
Fr
Welp
Lol
What?
I can't go higher
Bro everytime I see your name i remember Francesco from cars 2
ma fav
cool
what
Sadly I can't bid higher
French>brazil
I like butterfly knife
Europe>america
Instead of m9
Ussr>
Same
soooooo
saem but m9 blue is smth diff
nvm
I love butterfly knife so much
Is anyone having problems with sound in game?
I am banned from changing my device what should I do please help
Sadly I'm too broke to get
Dm mods
my favorite knives are krambit and butter and Kauai
I have a training butterfly knife
what kind of problems?
Me to 😦
Nah? Have u checked your settings or restarting the game
I have one irl too
a bug

Nice,you know any tricks?
I know the basic opening and the revolver
@silk kraken I deleted the game but still doesnt work
Restart your phone?
I know the basic opening and closing, and that's all fog now
or wifi
nah
Bros name be like
"Hi I'm gostavo but you can call me guss"
i actually knew tricks
That’s happening on my 2 devices
Bro check your account's settings
someone asked me abt that to just wait till tmrr or a bit latter
Prob SMTH wrong with your account, not the game
the game
But 2 accounts
How
yh
hello
they always have glitches like this
Hi
can you describe the bug?
🐞here
I found how to make an afk silver farm
thats him

🥿 time to kill it
does anyone want to play with me?
ohh f…
Tf is an afk silver farm
why me
If i wasn't shii at this game i would've
“Sound isn’t working when I shot or walk , sound works only(1-2sec) when I click the “sound” buttons”
Man is turning into Einstein
i downloaded yeasterday
I'm down for it, but don't expect me to win 💀 my aim is dog water
ait
dms?
Sending id
you can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message
cia??
it would be better if you reported the bug with a video on the site above, please
Bro, u can get banned for changing devices?
no
jk
hru ax
He quit being world championship
We do not care
I was talking to my self
BRO
Den keep dat to yoself
WTF
yo
good, what about you?
Bro.
Haha
I was talking to my self
butterfly or karambit?
U bof
Butterfly
okie
Why
Schizophrenia detected
Are you going to bye
skill issue
I was talking to my self
❌ ❌
I was talking to my self
im going to buy after selling 40 stickers
I know a copule lemme name them: basic opening, y2k/thumb rollover, quick draw, fan opening, zipper, sidekick, Chaplin, half orbit (somewhat), fan, reverse fan. Those are the ones I remember I know how to do
Bruh it didn't even reply
Wtf
I'm as always mate
To sell
take care
Yes
@rich crow
it will take me 3 more years
Bruh
since battle passes take too long
K
Lol
Does anyone know what will be in the next bp?
stuff
fr
How are we supposed to see the future
The next bp will come in years bruv
I would see my grandsons till it comes out
What collection will be removed when the new collection drops
A collection is being removed?
I mean becomes limited
Wont it come right after this one?
Nah
It only happens during Halloween and Christmas
Where we get back to back
Usually u have to wait after bp ends
bet fable
Could be
Ye NGL i hate the fable tho
Ye
Fable will be removed
Any of u Gon buy fable cases?
Fable has the balisong
i bought fable cases and then they removed scorpion instead
Probably me
What y’all think of my collection check screenshots
I was thinking fable will be gone too
I wanna get rid of the gloves but idk
I thought there was a vote on which one to remove
Shiii it is expensive than mine, i got jealous so 1/10
Lmao rip
Ye and i thought fable won it
Apparently people love fable cases
AYOOO latin America vs cis region??
I have a decent amount of fable dkins
Sheesh
Skins
they hated the kitchen knife too much
I didn't know the scene was that alive enough in south america
War 2.0
I mean eh some knifes are ugly
Really don't know mate
I really wanna join a clan and go pro I made some content but delete most of it but made a better vid today
I'm kinda hype for it
First time I've ever seen something like this
Wanted to try it too, but thought of spending that time on myself instead of clans
Only lan tourney i see in SO2 is in their own region
They definitely should do Asia next 🫣🫣🫣🫣
Yessir
I’ve been doing both I just have a lot of time I guess
Glad to hear
finals are lan
Lacerda finna represent latin??
BRO
NAH i think we can compete
We can we can
We got like uhh
Hi
Maun started playing again right
Bro wym we can, i got like dog water aim
Hi
Should I sell the gloves or keep it with the dragon glass butterfly knife ?
Man is really hyped
Of course it's not gonna be US little nooblings
Players like maun in asia
keep
Will represent
Bet
maun hell ye
I would say sell the gloves
Is there a working promo code ?
true
Oh wait, i wonder if it's gonna be like
the gold is wasted
Huh
Region representing
If it is clan
player chosen
Player chosen
It would be funny chaos
right cus if I sell I only get 800 back
I c
Any working promo code 
no all redeemed
yes
Or somethin
Thanks
and vkon
Ngl if i was given a chance to be able to compete in a lab tournament
I would
Frrr
I’ll drop my vid in videos
Shiii reminds me of my days
I'd wanna but ill probably get a 0 9 kd
I used to play a game called Pixel gun where i was an officer for the top clan
Wait till i pull with 2/5/13
I gotta compete in my own region country first before i start going into different regions
AHAHHA
nostalgic game
I'm so crap
the only good stats fr
Might aswell go legend on Allie’s or something
Average Russian kid's stats:
TRUE
istg in comp im the only player with under 150 ping
among ALL the players
I swear whenever i do that it doesent work
from both teams
Bro last time i lost in comp bc those guys had 270+ ping
russian players are either extremely trash or decent
Man was teleporting
Or a YouTuber who is somehow the god of the game
and they miss almost every shot, but one headshot
Benr
Yeah if you're low ranked you'll get like, autistic kids as teammates who doesn't know how to pick their own regions
Rip
I think
Lmao
I play on Russian servers bc there is a lot of people in there, which means comp starts quickly
I gotta reach elite asap i was like 10 MMR away from it then had a lost streak
omfg i just fond a site u can earn 200$+/1h from typing code showed on ur screen dm me or check my bio for link
😵😵
idk how much ping u have, but when you have an avg of 40 ping, getting paired against 150+ ping players, its a BIG problem
…
Real.
What server are you from
60-65
Or region i mean
yeah
Asia, I'm from azerbaijan
im never getting past gold because i keep getting chinese enemies and russian teammates
i have around 40 ping avg
It ain't all that
it is trust me
imma go grind rank
and if im boutta win they just start kicking
Bro my highest was silver 2 while i had 1.60 k/d
💀
and im not too bad
Fr
I just got banned from comp
For kicking a Russian kid with 0 kills
For 90+ hours
They need to fix this game
They are real freaks
Cuz bro before this i got banned for the same reason for 20 hours
It happened twice in a row bro
iidk how but i got gold with a 37% wr and 0.86 kd during season 1
the devil said “you have no jump pad, you’re not making it out the storm.” I said
“I defy my chances 😼”
Fr
btw guys, should i sell stiletto tie dye to get a butterfly and maybe some gloves too?
it was originally silver but then they suddenly changed it to gold
Meanwhile my friend with 4 wins and 6 loses gold ranked
coldest quote fr
6 wins and 4 loses i, got a silver 2
"And then u died"
WHAT
ranking system goes crazy
I carried him for his whole comp matches bro
i had 3 losses and 7 wins, in which like 5 or 6 of them i was mvp and got silver 2 💀
BRO
rigged
fr bro
play different servers
U guys knw what's better
what

oh my god
Was black listed
welcome
STAndoff 2 pissin me off
Pissed in right spot or missed?
Bro
Make competitive
A fair gamemode
This is outrageous
I lost from silver 3 to bronze 2 bc of bad teammates
Dropped a 15 kill allies match just now lmao light work