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Honestly could be that it plays a random song from my Spotify list
3 is crazy
and i keep snoozing it till like the 4th snooze and that’s when i decide, half awake to turn em all off.
put 5 alarms with a song you hate, you will wake up for sure
😭😭
i gotta find out how to do that
actually nah nah nah
ima put metal pipe as my alarm
Bruh I be waking up to element ( a song)
i wake up
5 is crazy

Dis guy
Why wake up hating your alarm when u can wake up vibing to your alarm
this is true
wise advice
in fact, my alarm tone is ghost division by swedish band sabaton
not only it is my favorite song, but it is really loud
He gets it
because ima stay asleep if it’s an alarm i like
music soothes me
the brother is using asmr as an alarm
Wot
bro is using asmr as an alarm 💀💀😭
Who wanna play 1vs1.?
No because my back hurts
bro ive been trying for over an hour lmao
🐅
Np
anyone tryna run ranked??
yeah bro i tryna run ranked fr no cap
i listen to music when i go to sleep , for real the only way I’ll go to sleep.
otherwise ima stay awake for an hour looking at the ceiling.
im ngl tho im not the best just getting back into the game agian
ngl tbh fr
do u slowly float towards the ceiling too
no cap fr fr
yeah bro happens a ton
bussing bussing
damm
I did that once
It was nice
brother could you tell me why americans talk like that
it's so silly
when i wake up its always a hard er3ction i dont know why
that my friend are the special americans
i listen to lo-fi beats when going to sleep
diarrhea
they need slightly more help in school
that’ll put me out
"yeah bro ngl fr no cap this is bussin tbh"
slang
i like diarrheas they gv me a very strong orga5m

hood slang
💩 🐟
ah i heard that word once
:( - 🐟
doodoo fish
i was talking to a bunch of teens here, in this chat
I think
i was writing in the chat like a normal person and they said "could you use some slang bro"
then u replied sure niga
ain’t no way boa!!!!
I am not spoopy I am a bird
shi ian even speak slang yk wa’ n’ sayan, i jus chil fr fr lowkey in my own circle i’m scrait fr fr
How are you fine thank you
that’s what some mfs sound like
🐇
the worst part about this, is that i could 100% understand it
where is spoopy then
internet is such a wack place
He must be eating the poopy ☝️ 🐓
only spoopy uses the chicken emoji
If u were around in 2019 u would know I'm the original
Lil br-
Little brother ☝️🤓
🐆
Poop
u joined on may 8th 2023 😮
no hes dimseablue
When babies die, it’s basically gods way of saying “felt cute might delete later.”
Hello everyone do "2 years akr" at standoff2
Wdym
okay
Should I buy it?
Oi
Brazil
Olá
Eu sou um turco
Joga standoff?
Bora jogar?
Meu nome no jogo
Vc n fala português nao né?
@gentle creek vou te passar meu id
110661199
Esse ai
get better instead lmaooooo
hi
Hi
Hi
Hm
Yawning
So hard
No
Mfw I play on 200 ping trying my best to play the best I can
gotta keep it balance, we up 📈🔥🔥
Csm man
3³weww2⅜
I was silver
That's why
I said was
That's why my win percentage is "high"
Imma noob
Fr
Noice noice
I need to sell gloves for 6k
Anna abid
Rah
Imma play codm
Mhm
Yo
winning or wining
Who wanna play?
good morning po kuya ray
https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/83019212 add me, if anyone wants to play.
I don't play comp that much but i do now, and allies yeah for sure.
ight bro ive been tryna get into a mtf ranked game for like 4 hours has anyone played any ranked?
the us servers takes longer
Comp or allies? If you want
yeah im down im tryna get back into the game but this ranked bs is pissing me off
ive tried them all….
even russia
yes
it just takes me to the game send your user id
83019212 is his id
25521599
Your id?
user id
okkkk
lmk when youve sent it
Done
alright
bett
Luxxy, yo update your standoff 2 delete it and install it alr? Dm me il add you
@granite mountain message me on stndoff2
you stupid*
if you wanna resolve this beef meet me in person, face to face, physically.
stupid

idiot
bro huryyy @granite mountain
maison margiela
does thou even shred? 🪖 ⚔️
bro make kicking disabled when your team has won 9 or 8 rounds
im having stupid phone problems sorry its taking so long
Anyone looking to play??
I can
@modest kiln my appstore was bugged im having to redownload the game ill lyk when its finished
How i change my roles xD
@teal spear hello i send a dm to you.
alright
@teal spear @granite mountain clan battle starts at 2pm.
On what??
do it
come here
nuh uh bro i’m still in armenia
i’m a compulsive liar! :ustupid:
Brasil alguém?
mude seu idioma através do canal "canais e funções".
i’m helping this portuguese chap out
Anyone want to play
Procuro clã sou bom de m4,m4a1,ak,awm,p90 endereçado chama pv
Procuro clã sou bom de m4,m4a1,ak,awm,p90 endereçado chama pv
bolas
How do i fix fps frop wth
linux users be like “yeah bro if you press shift + alt + tab + 1 you can close your tab1!1!!1”

is this the counter strike group
gm

“Hi people reddit , i recently constructed a pressure cooker bomb while high , and while high I also accidentally rooted it to a timer that will activate it, exploding it , essentially killing / harming anything in a ~5 yard radius. Thoughts?”
How do i fix fps drop dawg
bomb has been defied 😍
close any background apps , clear up Ram storage , lower your graphics.
bomb has been defiled 😠
Man, my device is a hella beast it can run any app smoothly
Game server i think
how much ram does your, uhm, so called "device" has?
This is weird
whats your average FPS?
also frame drops can be a result of molotovs or smokes
60 fps is set it cant go higher for no reason
that’s because your device has 60 hzs
Cool but how do i fix the fps drop
apart from the 3 things I already told you, i don’t know anything else.

setting
Reduce your image quality to improve your performance
🤓
it's not time to sleep yet
but why
why not
because it is not time to sleep
but why
why not
because it's not time to sleep
but why
why not
because it is not time to sleep
but why
why not
because it's not time to sleep
u can sleep early,Even if it's not sleeping time now
but why
wait i messed up the order
@everyone @here @everyone @here i have a suspicion that @rich crow can sleep early,Even if it's not sleeping time now?!?!!?!?!?!
fine dining
💞
Hello every people
any new codes?

aye its done btw
B4LL-5694-20LM-40
Ranks?
B4LL-5694-20LM-40
amlo?!?!?!

everyone*
Yes?
hello
fine thanks 😁 hbu
eat sum ice cream n chill
bacj in my days i have a carefree.atttude about school n spend all my time in minecraft servers
back in my days we used to fight for food
hard men create good times
good times create weak men
weak men create though times. .. .
is Bill Gates considered hard man or weak man 🤔
weak
I can beat Bill Gates in a fight fr
Round 1 KO
Ez Pz
Only way he has a chance if he invite Peak Era Steve Jobs for a tag team against me solo 2v1
I'm having a bad morning

Why .
Lol
Aren't those one time uses?
Nvm .. I don't know any of tht

Ok go make your coffee
what about Mark Zuckerberg?
Ya give me some time
@everyone hello
greetings.
salutations
What r u talking about ? not even the strongest man dare to imagine a fight with the Lizard Lord

Testicular Cancer
yeah
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now share the Standoff2 source code
bruh this cancer is scary
i cant live without my balls
Hello
it spreads into your lymphnodes , liver and lungs.
so yeah it’s scary
greetings.
📈📈
if i actually get xancer i hope its anywhere but not on my balls
god please spare deez nuts
im sure testicular cancer is due to long term masturbation'
i eat healthy and dont smoke
bruh i come 5 times yesterday
and i do it daily
cray cray
wym its due to long term masturbation
busss bussss busss 🚌
no way
usually family history, and cells. Sometimes AIDS or HIV too.
ambasing, ambasssinngggggg
now you gotta worry about your DNA
how do you know if a person have aids
outta yo control big boss
blood work
bruh its easy tk spot
blud
just ask if rhe person is virgin
blud think he 🚯✳️〽️⁉️🚷
so you just like not gonna have kids?!
i will raise an army
wait really?
like spoons
daymm
yuh
well i guess the new norm for dating is to present blood test papers on first date
professional dating modern time
gotta let my immune system know how to handle hiv by injecting myself hiv, we up 📈📈🔥
bruh hiv is untreatable
Hiv and Aids will.be the downfall of mankind
me when i get HIV cause I drank the goth mommy’s blood
(i don’t regret it)
does that also mean womankind
i hate automod
stupid
im a maid now...
he's a maid now
Can anyone buy my stuff for expensive for I can actually get somewhere in the game
Eztr wanna run Allie’s?
nah dude he gone
U run it then
Gold licker
One two buckle my shoe
Hello everyone
Can someone buy my items for expensive for I can get somewhere in the game??
Please dm me if you are kind enough
your life is as valuable as a summer ant
Is the Asian server down ? , It's been a long time waiting for the match
socrates wasn't asian
I am

wasnt socrates like an important person from ancient greece?

I'm Asian man
Southeast Asia
but socrates isnt
Just wait a couple of minutes to find a match
depends who make the sandwiches in the house
Sup
hello
Hi
hello
its not funny , if you cannot call ur woman to make u sandwich then u shld say womankind
i used to tell my girlfriend to cook me food and sometimes do my laundry ,
So i say ManKind
murder is for the weak, it is dishonorable
if you must best someone, it better be in duel
edgy , u r in a phase
Quite interesting while having milshalke though
nope
milkshake is for the weak too, muddy trench water is the only good beverage
humanrace was and has always been sexist , thats why humanrace has been surviving for this.long
true, you are wise
Thank you for your kind words
Agreed
*agreed
When I call the woman to go make sandwich , it is not bcoz i am lazy or i an opressive ,
It is to send a clear message to spouse , that we should respect the traditional role of wife n husband
Wife is to serve and Husband to gather resources n protect
So every 3 pm in the afternoon
I will be like
"Hey babe , go make me a sandwich im hungry"
this is such a functional and wise way to manage the household, i don't know why the new generations want it gone
Exactly
Its simple
i can explain why
bcoz Husband And Wife these days work 9 to 5 , so any respect for the hierarchy js gone
both go to work and return from work the same time
In a way its to say they r on the same level
Both take the role of Gathering Resources
Ofc conflict would arise
A challenge to the traditional way of household
The solution is simple
Just be a rich Man.
true
Yep
If in the future i take a girl out on a date ,
I will pay for all the bills food and stuff , n the girl should be obedient n accept it
This server is for standoff discussion as far as I know
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If the girl insist on splitting the bill , even fight me over for the bill ,
The message is clear
I will simply say whatever alrite , cut the date short and simply put her phone number in rotation
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they are stuck on the meat
i should stop buying from that little cart
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fr
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btw i got ranked on
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uhhh
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comp
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silver 3 apparently
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i started playing horribly
that might be why i'm not gold
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hopefully
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plus i'm 4 levels away from the gloves
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Hello
we should play together so it matches us up with silvers
Im fairly new to standoff 2
yes you are
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then u havent seen 1v9 in Ranked
No way fancy frog
Hello Mayo
How are you
i am fairly new to standoff 2
this guy in vc said my name is bedved2playr
No but i have seen 1v5 in defuse
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I am going to cry
Check screenshots
Graveyard for Amateurs
Playground for Legends
I am I’m shambles
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But at least you’re doing good
Of course I do
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but its still a playground for me
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Nice
I’ve been playing coc since like day 1
My dad got me hooked onto it as a kid
Only in the past 5 or so years I actually learnt how to play and how to attack property
Properly*
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my dad is hooked onto it rn
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My dad hops on like once a week to collect resources
Been playing since 2013
W
my dad got hooked into tobacco
He hops on every day
Really? What th
my dad hooked on getting some milk cause he takes so long
My dad is a rushed th 12 rn, hasn’t had the time to play constantly
My dad is a balanced th 12
nice
And I’m done
Nice
Kinda balanced
I’m trying to get one of every town hall level account
I’m only missing 14 rn
But soon I’ll upgrade my 13 to a 14
I have 2 13s rn
O
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Still stuff upgrading
I remember having a maxed th 10 back then was like the equivalent of owning super cars
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Miss when stuff took only 10 minutes to upgrade
Real memories
Hello everyone
Taught me lessons about the internet too
Like why you shouldn’t say “I’m a girl”
Worst mistake of my life
It’s a quality of life change
Does anyone wanna play arms race?
Yeah
Obv
Dang i crafted 50legend and get 5 f/s which sales for 50g
huh

hello gaiz and garlz
hi guys
helo
how do i sell the 6 years shield? i accidentally bought someone m16 shogun with 6 years shield on it
u can't sell it
but why other people on market can selling them?
idk
like recently i found on m16 shogun stripes

Will the operators be able to hit the griddy on the next update

❤️
💞
hi lymylmyymy
💓
i got only 2 shield 6 years, im afraid if i got banned or something
hello kaffn
don't worry
many players had more 6 years shield
soo, you also have the shield more than 2?
How do you get many
man am really afraid if i get banned
oh nvm i figured it out how to sell the shield
also when deadline of art
You cant stick it on a gun if thats what you're thinking
i want buy 6 years shield
farding lym

well you can stick it but if you sell it, the shield returns
nah i figured it out
xD
is standoff 2 on pc banable
Emulator yes i think
Can anyone please help me get gold
emulator is the only way to get standoff on pc so banable?
buy gold
play a lot of match, and collect coin
maybe not
Idk that's the only one i know
Csgo better

Hello everyone I hope you all have a great day playing s02 🙂
Can anyone help me get gold I would buy some but I need surgery for my leg
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fr
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send a photo maybe?!1!1!

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yeah it was a joke sorry
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won't happen again
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yo what
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zamn
!!!!
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oh
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i see
I need a surgery on my leg and it's 10,000
My mom got hit by a drunk driver
And my leg got cut right off from the hip
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Well it's something that I can do so I'm going to worry about it
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@teal spear skill issue
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get good
is the car okay?
No we don't have a car
yeah, so is the car ok
Look what I sent you
No it's totaled
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maybe he's deranged like me
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Because I am going to show you my so2 account
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K
Wsp guys

@teal spear
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your life is as valuable as a summer ant
you should ky5 NOW!
and i mean that with a 100%, and a 1000%
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i am calm

as serene as a lake
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i've played agains XxBallsSlayer69xX, bronze since ss5
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and i lost
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lmao
bruh
ez to get bronze
hard

i always got kicked
s1 unranked s2 unranked s3 unranked s4 field marshall

I was born for this game
same
Does any1 want my acc DM me for picture
in game too
My body has been lying in every place on every map
its ez for me
won, at last
damn why your body such a liar
I will do everything I can to lie in every place
damn
what is the biggest misinformation did you spread
standoff 2 is a good game
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fact

remember the battles of dojran? well i told everyone the casualties for bulgaria were 7
@rich crow bro did u become shoplift
that's the biggest misinformation i've spread
L opinion
I wasted too much time on this game
i hate you lym
baby don't hurt me
Lol
don't hurt me
he's hater


Lym moment
nice misinfo
@solid shadow
who
no
What did I do
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but why
why is your name
mayo nos
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no that is me
i tried to name a band

it ended up named something like
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silly group
or smth like that
based
by the way
should i get the gloves
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i have the money in my pocket
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to buy the levels
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yeah
lol
but i am a very desperate individual
i am at level 71
oh
i think you can still get it
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man
i can't get glove
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gahdayum
you are right, i am going to buy for you instead
some gold
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surely they are married
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im 17 now
im not grandma
gramps did you take your meds already?
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💀
yes, combat
What
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maybe food too
Lym get your cane you might fall while walking!

Lol

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@paper tangle
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grandma lym gonna to play so2 now
lym was born on 1939
lol
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Grandma getting 15/0/0
im not nazi
I refute you
gott mit uns brother
ok

grandma lym is nazi
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Me:
defuse
allies and comp
💨
Hola
hi
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Hi
Hello
helo
😨
you are going to study physics to calculate sniper shots in so2???
wow
bro where are you?


