💬│english-chat

[dry quartz]

Azathoth also forgot me

Aka nightly

U do remember her tho right?

[unreal sluice]

I remember nightly lol

I see him here daily

[dry quartz]

Hmm

[paper tangle]

[dry quartz]

Both of you have forgotten me

Wow

[unreal sluice]

Nice cow même

[paper tangle]

thanks

[dry quartz]

-_-

[unreal sluice]

Nightly doesn’t remember me tho. As no one knows I exist as soon as I’m not here

[dry quartz]

I remember u

And Azathoth

[unreal sluice]

Cap 🧢

[dry quartz]

Azathoth remember when u told me to just call u Aza

[dry quartz]

No fr I remember u

I remember u and Aza

[paper tangle]

I've been busy with work

and im going to work today

[unreal sluice]

Work is good because work = money

[dry quartz]

Hectic schedule?

[rich crow]

Someone allies? I am unranked and i wanna play only sandstone

[dry quartz]

I'll play with u once I'm finished with my work

You can dm me if u want

I'll be free in approximately 35 minutes

[rich crow]

Okey its 23:13 in my country but who cares

[dry quartz]

I remember the first day we all met

[ember osprey]

Guys becareful with this LX guy ,
He factory reset my phone

He told me free Standoff account

I sign in Gmail with my phone

[rich crow]

Who?

[ember osprey]

then he factory reset thru find my phone

[unreal sluice]

Damn

[ember osprey]

a guy named LX

yeah

[rich crow]

Okey

[dry quartz]

Do u remember anyone from Pakistan?

[rich crow]

Ill play few games

Then i play with you

[unreal sluice]

No

[ember osprey]

LX

[rich crow]

Okey

[dry quartz]

🥲

[unreal sluice]

Sorry

[ember osprey]

ITS this GUY

[dry quartz]

I've been forgotten by everyone Ik

[ember osprey]

Don't accept any astandoff account from him

he is a liar , he wants to play dangerous prank by factory resetting phones

[dry quartz]

Nah it's fine

Zigana btw

[unreal sluice]

What’s zigana?

[paper tangle]

[ember osprey]

My phone got wiped no joke

@rich crow
^ This guy is playing dangerous prank by saying he wanna give Standoff account
Then when u sign in Gmail he will FACTORY RESET your phone!

[unreal sluice]

Just don’t accept account from randoms lol

[ember osprey]

Yeah I was kinda half sleepy

just wanna put this out there so no one falling for this anymore

[unreal sluice]

Hi

[ember osprey]

🤣

[tawny pagoda]

lmao

gg

[ember osprey]

I dn really hv anything on my phone
I'm very pssed he wiped my 12 gb of Japanese movies

like some of them are exclusives n hard to find

wanna cry rn

[unreal sluice]

Meh

[tawny pagoda]

lmao

[dry quartz]

Hello everyone

[unreal sluice]

U watch anime too?

[ember osprey]

Violet evergreen yeah

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[ember osprey]

violet ever garden

the last movie was satisfying af

u should try violet ever garden

or steins gate

anime haha

violet ever garden and steins gate

[rich crow]

Dm me pls I need help

[ember osprey]

Yeah , it's very dangerou n painful s for those with mobile banking pictures memories n stuff

legit gotta be careful

[unreal sluice]

I have my crunchyroll😢

[ember osprey]

I'm from Asia

yeah it's morning here , legit half sleepy n got pranked lmaooo

it's night time

well I m going off first

kinda sleepy

@rich crow
@rich crow
^ This guy is playing dangerous prank by saying he wanna give Standoff account
Then when u sign in Gmail he will FACTORY RESET your phone!

yeah cya

nice meeting u too

[unreal sluice]

[ember osprey]

be careful with prnks like these

gotta remind my homies here

bye bye

[unreal sluice]

Cya

A lot

20k

[rich crow]

Yoo

[lusty pike]

Why doesn't the surrender vote work bruh

[unreal sluice]

Mhm

[ember osprey]

@rich crow
^ This guy is playing dangerous prank by saying he wanna give Standoff account
Then when u sign in Gmail he will FACTORY RESET your phone!

[ember osprey]

bruh stop playing these dangerous pranks

hello there , was gonna switch off then saw this lx guy come up

[rich crow]

Someone allies please

Every game = noobs

[woven tulip]

Uahhh! Uahh!! Uah!!! 🌽🍆🥕

[unreal sluice]

Lol

[rich crow]

Need teammate

Nevermind

[woven tulip]

I’m paying homage to a man named Ambatu Khan

an ancestor of Genghis Khan

those were his last words

before being stabbed to death with a carrot, eggplant and a stick of corn.

trust me bro

i was there

[unreal sluice]

Bro took some serious zaza

[rich crow]

Lol

[green current]

@rich crow ty kurwo bez honoru

Żebyś szmato zdechł

[unreal sluice]

@green current English only

[green current]

Policja cie dojedzie

@rich crow scammer

[rich crow]

Lol monesy ur like csgo monesy?

[green current]

Yes

Its me

[rich crow]

Damn

[unreal sluice]

Ik. I understand a bit of polish

[rich crow]

I am s1mple you know

[woven tulip]

me upon being informed that the marijuana will be present at the group meetup

🏃🏃🏃

[rich crow]

Lol

[unreal sluice]

Oh damn it’s u anon I didn’t know

[woven tulip]

new nickname, new man 💯

[unreal sluice]

Only know I knew bcuz I recognised your way of texting

[woven tulip]

lmao 💀

[rich crow]

Can anyone in here tell me if I have something rare in my inventory, dm me for the pictures 🙂

[unreal sluice]

Xd

[rich crow]

My only rare skin is awm dragon lol

I didnt pay anything in the game

[woven tulip]

thanks, i put a ton of thinking into. Very sophisticated name.

[rich crow]

I didnt pay anything

I am free to lose

[unreal sluice]

Makes more sense than a Christmas carol and some poems we study in English

[rich crow]

Nice

What do you have

Btc? Ltc?

[unreal sluice]

Average elite player 1000+ hours reaction.

[rich crow]

I have only 200 😭

The kids are ruining my life

Bro i swear them kids reset their phones and call me scammers when im just trolling them

😂😂😂

Retar***

You know the trick tho

[unreal sluice]

That’s not a nice word

[woven tulip]

then they proceed to grind 150 hours to get elite in the next season

[unreal sluice]

Fr

[woven tulip]

crypto is a big gamble

only way you getting rich is if you got mad insider info

[unreal sluice]

Just ask me fr (idk anything about crypto)

Ask the Lx guy

[gray ferry]

what

[woven tulip]

invest into gold and silver

[green current]

I wanted to ask if this @rich crow only deletes accounts or also steals something from these accounts?

[woven tulip]

not as much an investment as it’s a wat to secure your money.

[rich crow]

my mans said invest in silver 😭

[unreal sluice]

:trollface:

Ask him

[woven tulip]

what about it

[gray ferry]

No

I was there but afk

He will reset ur phone

Well he can't

"Crypto investor" and still no nitro?

[unreal sluice]

He sold his organs for crypto money

[gray ferry]

Lmao

[woven tulip]

silver is a natural resource, it’s needed by industries for products, so people won’t ditch it anytime soon. Not to mention how it keeps it’s value, and even gains some over time. It’s a good investment when the economy goes to shi.

[rich crow]

💀

[gray ferry]

Na not reading that 😭

[unreal sluice]

People like fast and easy money that can risk lose value than gold or silver which only increase and hardly ever decrease

[gray ferry]

You wrote a novel

[fallow dirge]

Just steal copper bro

[gray ferry]

What is going on?

[fallow dirge]

I aint reading allat

[gray ferry]

Don't give anyone ur phone number

They can find ur real identity

And somehow find ur address

[fallow dirge]

Thats cap bruh

[woven tulip]

i ain readin dat essay 🙏🏼❗️🔥😹💯

[gray ferry]

I'm not capping

[fallow dirge]

Ur cappin

[gray ferry]

It happened to me once

My phone number got leaked

[fallow dirge]

Thats on you but i aint letting that happen to me

[unreal sluice]

I AINT reading ALLAT🥶😴😳

[fallow dirge]

Why do you feel the need to lie abt allat

[woven tulip]

swear some people stupid, i ain’t ever given my phone number out to nobody on the internet. 💀 Too much shi people can find out outta it.

[gray ferry]

Pass me ur phone number and see what happens

[fallow dirge]

Oh tough guy over here

See what happens

[gray ferry]

No 1 of my fake friends leaked my phone number

[fallow dirge]

Ill give you my addy so you can pull up pal

[rich crow]

see what happens 😈😱😤

[unreal sluice]

Bro rlly expects ME to READ all of THAT???!!!🧢☕️😨🤪

[woven tulip]

i don’t think that’s what he meant

[rich crow]

Starting to hate this game

spoiler: nothing happens

[gray ferry]

Ye no I'm not killing him or something you clown

Are you a clown?

I can find his real identity

With phone number

[woven tulip]

he probably meant “give me your phone number and you’ll see how much personal information i can get outta it”

[gray ferry]

This guy is a just a pure clown

[gray ferry]

Yes thank you

My god

What a clown

[woven tulip]

some people wanna stir up unnecessary drama

[rich crow]

bro malding rn

Someone wanna play allies?

[fallow dirge]

Aight pal

[rich crow]

Unranked

[fallow dirge]

Ill give you it

[rich crow]

But yeah average

[gray ferry]

Alright

[rich crow]

@mellow rover

[gray ferry]

silence

[mellow rover]

Yurrr

[gray ferry]

Stop barking dud

[lusty pike]

Do competitive bronze charms exist?

[rich crow]

come DMs real quick

[mellow rover]

I aint ishowspeed cuz

[gray ferry]

Nice 1

[fallow dirge]

Pal

Find my house

[lusty pike]

Sus

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[gray ferry]

Phone number

?

[fallow dirge]

I sent it to you bud

[gray ferry]

Let's talk in dms

[fallow dirge]

This fuh “are you sure thats a number”

[soft topaz]

Bruh

[unreal sluice]

Lol

[jade briar]

Hı everyone

[hexed igloo]

9mb of 15p full game of thrones series

[verbal imp]

Ha

[gloomy ginkgo]

frrr frr I'm here

[quick scaffold]

Yo

[gloomy ginkgo]

yo bro @quick scaffold

[quick scaffold]

Sup

[gloomy ginkgo]

nothing much it's 4 50 am here 🥲

going for exam

[quick scaffold]

Oh ight

[void bronze]

exam that early?

damn

[gloomy ginkgo]

yaa 💀 actually exam time reporting time is 7 30 but the centre is so far from my house

[void bronze]

oh

[gloomy ginkgo]

hmm

[quick scaffold]

Huh

[verbal imp]

Hm

[unkempt patrol]

gm

[verbal imp]

Gm

[mighty vale]

Boa noite

Cade os brazoka

[woven tulip]

1067915206593892393

[woven tulip]

General Motors 🔥❗️🧬💯

[verbal imp]

Onb

[woven tulip]

on bill

Apollyon : You will be dissected, and your body will be crucified, you will meet your fate.

kid named “You will be dissected, and your body will be crucified, you will meet your f” : Mhm, yup- I know 💅💅💅

[austere gyro]

anyone know how to fix random fps cap?

[dry quartz]

Hello

[heavy crown]

Sometimes I get high and delete all my messages on dating apps because I’d never marry any girl on those, they’re all for the streets

[proper gyro]

model?

[austere gyro]

as in phone?

[proper gyro]

what else

dawg game got no model it's a version

unless ur relatives are a model\

[woven tulip]

me when Delta Ray#3581 Yu-くん (死んで屠殺をした い) :mfw: :mfw:

[austere gyro]

I got a Samsung galaxy s21 ultra

it supports 120fps

[proper gyro]

alright im no longer a samsung owner so can't help

[woven tulip]

does it have 120hz?

[proper gyro]

i can only help xiaomi phones

[woven tulip]

nab

[austere gyro]

y would the phone handle 120fps and not have 120hz💀

[woven tulip]

I’m simply asking

[austere gyro]

well it does have 120hz

[proper gyro]

nice

class got cancelled

woke early for it

[woven tulip]

alright , must just be a stand-off 2 problem.

[proper gyro]

smh

[heavy crown]

Look at his name, he’s never had Samsung or Apple

[heavy crown]

What you trying to help with

I have xiaomi poco nfc

scamming

I need service in USA on my poco nfc

I’m an illegal immigrant

And the government in USA gave me a Chinese phone

But I can’t activate it

So I’m suppose to contact china government

Because USA sold out

Help

[verbal imp]

What

[heavy crown]

John cena

[weak plover]

sorry 4 u

[heavy crown]

Says a child

Loser

I bet

Tf are you talking about changing teams lmao

Who am I bullying?

Lmao

Look at my account

[twin sail]

Anyone playing val?

[heavy crown]

It’s older than valorant

[verbal imp]

Ok

[twin sail]

You probably just spammed

If you send to many caps or to many emojis

Your message deletes automatically

[woven tulip]

you’re one report away from having your account locked

fyi

[rich crow]

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[proper gyro]

were doing you a favour young one

[hexed igloo]

cause discord doesn't allow underage

your account will be suspected to be underage until you send them proof of your identity using your card or whatever to prove your age

[harsh forge]

Hello, I just joined the server

[rich crow]

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[austere gyro]

nice wrench pfp

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

you have asthma??!

[heavy crown]

I got banned for an hour for saying happy in British

[spare dagger]

Congratulations 🎉

[heavy crown]

To who

[spare dagger]

To you )

[heavy crown]

Oh thanks

[spare dagger]

👍

[heavy crown]

What did I accomplish

Lol

Nvm

[spare dagger]

Nothing

[heavy crown]

Ok

[spare dagger]

Which rank player you are?

[heavy crown]

Silver 15

[spare dagger]

Noice

[heavy crown]

Typo

I meant 15

[spare dagger]

Titan player here

Oh wait a minute there is no Titan

[heavy crown]

I forget what’s past legend

[spare dagger]

Ranger? Master ?

[heavy crown]

Nah

[rich crow]

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[hexed igloo]

what

[spare dagger]

[woven tulip]

[spare dagger]

I want to be elite

[heavy crown]

Wow elite

[woven tulip]

i believe in u 🙏🏼

[heavy crown]

I know someone that can teach you to be elite for money

[rich crow]

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[heavy crown]

I thinks it’s 2 billion USA per hour tho

[rich crow]

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[spare dagger]

2billion ezzz

Chill 😎

[heavy crown]

2billion still couldn’t teach you

[frozen dust]

please help me naked I was scammed on gloves

[rich crow]

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[heavy crown]

Pause

[rich crow]

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[spare dagger]

[rich crow]

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[woven tulip]

all you need is an iPad pro 4th generation, finger sleeves, some steelseries arctics pro, good cooling, a nice desk chair with a nice desk, some pro friends to play with you and about 120 hours of free time.

[rich crow]

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[spare dagger]

😂

[woven tulip]

not much to ask for

[spare dagger]

[heavy crown]

If I understand English bro was only wearing gloves

And got scammed

[woven tulip]

i had my elite role before the big bully adren came in here, took it away and muted me 😡😡😡

[heavy crown]

Wow big bully

[woven tulip]

that’s why i’m gonna bomb his house

[heavy crown]

That’s it?

[woven tulip]

ok

[heavy crown]

What?

[rich crow]

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[heavy crown]

Keep trying

[spare dagger]

[heavy crown]

😂

[rich crow]

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[spare dagger]

KONTOL

[rich crow]

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[woven tulip]

thanks, i’ll repay you

[spare dagger]

Atomic bomb 🤚

[woven tulip]

in like applebee gift cards

[heavy crown]

M40 only?

[spare dagger]

60 fps vs 60 fps m40 ?

@heavy crown wanna play?

[hexed igloo]

what does that mean nathan

[heavy crown]

No

Sure

[spare dagger]

ID?

[heavy crown]

18771645

[spare dagger]

Come plz

[heavy crown]

I’m about to smoke

Then play later

[spare dagger]

👍

Old player 😅

[heavy crown]

76

[tiny horizon]

why do I get less headshots while using akr steel grip but more using akr tiger *or any other skin *

[heavy crown]

Because you too busy looking at your skin

That’s why default skins op

And don’t waste money on so2

[tiny horizon]

I'm f2p

fully f2p

the rarest skin I got was usp chameleon

[heavy crown]

Who you talking to

[tiny horizon]

and I have been playing since season 3.

rng is very unfair

[heavy crown]

I’d give you an ak dragon but you can’t donate skins

[tiny horizon]

yeah

[spare dagger]

@tiny horizon wanna play 1v1 tdm sandyard?

[tiny horizon]

after an hour or so, I'm outside rn

[spare dagger]

Okay

[tiny horizon]

I mean I'm at my grandma's place but yeah

the device I play on is at home

[spare dagger]

Np

[heavy crown]

Cinderella man

[spare dagger]

Who?

[heavy crown]

The boy who thought he was a girl

[tiny horizon]

imagine if you could sell so2 collection skins

[heavy crown]

He’s confused

[tiny horizon]

he was a she

[heavy crown]

Is

[tiny horizon]

will be

[heavy crown]

Always

[tiny horizon]

for ever

[verbal imp]

Hmm

[tiny horizon]

pray that I can get in a higher league than gold 4

in comp/allies

[heavy crown]

I’ve never met a woman who was a man

Much less a boy that was a girl or vice versa

[tiny horizon]

you're lucky

[heavy crown]

I think it’s a fairytale

It doesn’t exist

[verbal imp]

Honestly I'll take any mmr I can get

[tiny horizon]

transgenders exist bro

[verbal imp]

Regardless if im going 2-15

[spare dagger]

Bruhhh

[tiny horizon]

I won 6 allies in a row

+30 or so mmr in total cause most of em were like 8-7

[heavy crown]

Transsexual doesn’t

And gender is a myth

[tiny horizon]

@heavy crown

dm

I wanna say a forbidden thing

[heavy crown]

There is man and woman

[heavy crown]

Ok

I’ll report you to God

Dm me

[tiny horizon]

I did

[verbal imp]

Can I ban someone of toxic behavior
I never got anyone actually banned for toxic behavior

Would be funny

[spare dagger]

[rich crow]

so it triggers when in contact with certain elements, right??

[rich crow]

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huh

that's rare

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sounds terrible

[tiny horizon]

you have asthma too @rich crow ?

damn

[rich crow]

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[tiny horizon]

it's annoying ngl

sometimes I cant speak without coughing like 10 times

[spare dagger]

@rich crow oh did you go to doctor and check ?

[rich crow]

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[spare dagger]

:/

[tiny horizon]

is yours chronic or occasional

[rich crow]

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[tiny horizon]

I mean there are inhalers and medications to reduce the coughing but that's pretty much it

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

i can give you the case!!!

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fr fr

[tiny horizon]

in that case

[rich crow]

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[tiny horizon]

time to open some fable shi and get fable stuff so when it gets removed theyll sell for higher prices cause I'm too broke to buy cases

[rich crow]

man i got like 5 fable cases from the pass but i'm an idiot so i opened them all and got like blue skins

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[rich crow]

no need to repay

[rich crow]

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[tiny horizon]

imagine having money

[rich crow]

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no need to imagine!!!

[rich crow]

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just being friends is enough for me

no need to pay!!

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yes, people love these knives

[rich crow]

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hopefully it isn't like scorpion

it is like 180

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for real

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lmaoooo

i mean it is ugly, the shape

and the textures are not that cool

[heavy crown]

Lol

Lol

[rich crow]

Lol

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really?

i've never had one

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[heavy crown]

Your pfp is ugly

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

it is

[rich crow]

i've never seen one aside from marketplace

not even videos

[heavy crown]

Lmao thats mean

[rich crow]

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[heavy crown]

I’m such a nice person

[rich crow]

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balls 🧠

[heavy crown]

Am I mean?

[rich crow]

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no

[heavy crown]

I’m not even being toxic rn

[rich crow]

you're not nice

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but not mean

[rich crow]

you're like a silly little cave goblin who is the comic relief of the movie

and when you die, you drop common loot

[tiny horizon]

wow

[tiny horizon]

that's honestly very disrespectful

[rich crow]

sorry if i was harsh

but it is the truth

[tiny horizon]

idk if that's harsh

but

that's a great offense to those who played this type of games

where mobs drop loot

[dim bronze]

It's legit so tiny, if it was a regular gut knife like in csgo it would be way better

[proper gyro]

idk man even cheap phones could get ya 60bucks

[rich crow]

no no

he drops like sticks and leather

[dim bronze]

My nose is clogged and it's 6 am and I can't go back to sleep

[rich crow]

maybe a copper coin too

[rich crow]

damn

[tiny horizon]

which nostril

[rich crow]

maybe try unclogging it!

[tiny horizon]

left or right

[dim bronze]

Both

[tiny horizon]

call the plumber!!

[dim bronze]

[tiny horizon]

block one of ur nostrils using ur finger and then breath real hard using the other one

do it for both

maybe the stuff that's stuffed in there will come out

idk

[tiny horizon]

breathe out btw*

[rich crow]

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[verbal imp]

Straightest face imaginable

[rich crow]

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[verbal imp]

Not a single emotion

@rich crow bye bye

[rich crow]

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[verbal imp]

Like this guy 🗿

[rich crow]

bye mayo, good luck

[worthy maple]

cat

Instert bonk sound

[solid shadow]

@worthy maple yo will ya play

Ping me when u r playing

[worthy maple]

@solid shadow

In 7 minutes

[ember osprey]

or just enjoy the sweet syrup , u dont get that everyday

[rich crow]

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[solid shadow]

Ok np

[fierce jacinth]

hello everyone

[ember osprey]

its a mix of glucose with a touch of protein maybe a bit of bacteria , but hey theres already bacteria everywhere lmao

[ember osprey]

[worthy maple]

@solid shadow

I can play

[fierce jacinth]

When will the game update 0.23.3

[solid shadow]

Ohk I'm on

[unkempt patrol]

Good afternoon

[ember osprey]

[woven tulip]

long term brain damage 🥱☝️

dumahh cat

[fierce jacinth]

good afternoon bro

[ember osprey]

cat is so cute

@rich crow
^ This guy is playing dangerous prank by saying he wanna give Standoff account
Then when u sign in Gmail he will FACTORY RESET your phone!

for my homies out here plz be careful

[void bronze]

happy lunch

[paper tangle]

good brunch

[fierce jacinth]

hahahahaha

kind of funny

[oak epoch]

Guys is there any new code in standoff rn?

[rich crow]

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[round lintel]

From where i can get one? :'((

[sick nexus]

Comp matchmaking is bull crap

[rich crow]

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[lofty blade]

Code

[rich crow]

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[sick nexus]

Bro

[rich crow]

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[remote viper]

bruh

[sick nexus]

Why do I get 2020 ogs

[lofty blade]

Cap

[round lintel]

Can i have 1 pls?

[sick nexus]

Who's kd is 3

Phoenix season 4

And they don't got any damn ranks this season

[rich crow]

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[sick nexus]

and has veteran

2023

[rich crow]

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[lofty blade]

Mine is 2.90

[sick nexus]

bros kd is 2.9 on comp

[rich crow]

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[sick nexus]

and 3.1 on allies

[rich crow]

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[sick nexus]

Bro my kd is 1.5

[round lintel]

Why u selfish

[lofty blade]

My kd in comp is bullcram

[sick nexus]

and 1.6

BRO

I get shi teammates

[lofty blade]

Yep

[sick nexus]

One didn't even know how to shoot

[lofty blade]

That's why I don't play comp alot

[woven tulip]

My daily routine;

4 am: Wake up, drop a 5lb delivery in the toilet (word record), take 50mg of adderall, take a 1 hour shower without blinking once.

5 am: Eat breakfast (dry strawberries, mushy banana, dry blueberries, some pebbles and a fresh uncooked cow liver.

6-10am: Edge for 4 hours (punishment)

11am: Take another 1 hour shower while quoting Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Jeff Bezos quotes.

12pm: 50mg of adderall, Lunch (Bull testies, pebbles, fresh leaves outta my nearest forest, fresh roots straight outta earth’s body, sprinkle some Candida auris as well.)

1-6pm: edge for 6 hours (punishment)

7pm: 25mg of adderall and 25mg of benadryl, dinner (A full uncooked alligator tail, served with 10 carolina reapers, sprinkle about 100mg of crushed apple seeds on there as well.)

[lofty blade]

I'd rather practice on classic defuse

[sick nexus]

like bro

Some.mfs ranks

Are

Gold 3 on allies

And bronze 3

On comp

[lofty blade]

Why is the terrorist force more preferable than the counter terrorist force?

[sick nexus]

Like bro

They ain't gonna give me sweats who don't got ranks yet and have been og 2019 players with 10 kd

[round lintel]

Guys, will the season change when the pass expire ??

[lofty blade]

I only get gud teammates when I am on T

[sick nexus]

It ain't fair too

[lofty blade]

But when I play CT im the carry

All the time

[paper tangle]

[sick nexus]

I loose -74 on comp cuz of my team

[round lintel]

Please answear

[lofty blade]

Especially because your team was CT?

[sick nexus]

And I get banned for 30 mins for to much vote kicks to remove the bad ones

[woven tulip]

no

[sick nexus]

like I got a player who never played

[woven tulip]

the season restarts around idk august or september

[lofty blade]

I swear dude

[sick nexus]

Like

[lofty blade]

Many people like terrorist more than counter terrorist

[sick nexus]

I get ct all the time

[round lintel]

Tysm

[sick nexus]

On comp*

It's annoying too

[lofty blade]

@sick nexus

[sick nexus]

Like I went down from silver 3 on comp to bronze 2

[lofty blade]

You must be a good player

[sick nexus]

I guess

but like

[woven tulip]

because T side has AK and pros use the AK1!!1!1!

[lofty blade]

How did you manage to reach such high ranks with dogshat teammates

[sick nexus]

On my main I lost one time from gold 3 to silver 2

Cuz of bad ahh teammates

I gave up

[lofty blade]

Goody ahh teammates

[round lintel]

U got charm dor gold or for silver ?

[sick nexus]

I literally waited till the season ended

[lofty blade]

I hate the teammates who aren't sound and map aware bro

[sick nexus]

Gold

[round lintel]

Ty

[unkempt patrol]

yippee

[woven tulip]

you get a charm for whichever rank you finish the season with

[rich crow]

[sick nexus]

What's with bros name

[unkempt patrol]

💨💨

[woven tulip]

sophisticated back story

[lofty blade]

[rich crow]

🎉🎊 yipee!!!

[unkempt patrol]

START!

[woven tulip]

based on my great half uncle

[sick nexus]

Ain't no way these ppl were legends ☠️

[rich crow]

[unkempt patrol]

dam

[lofty blade]

Don't Doubt

[unkempt patrol]

why standoff2 been deleted

[sick nexus]

Mae looks like a solid silver 1 I'm just sayin

[unkempt patrol]

SO2!

[lofty blade]

Yep

[unkempt patrol]

ENTER!

[woven tulip]

my man blud got 160 fps 😭

[rich crow]

yes, good

[unkempt patrol]

💨💨

[sick nexus]

nah I don't have more then 90 fps

[woven tulip]

mf phone worth $3,626,916

[sick nexus]

Cuz of the damn bug

On Xiaomi

[lofty blade]

I broke my back carrying my dogshat teammates in allies bro

[rich crow]

i'm silver 2 actually, nice guess, quite accurate

[slender wren]

Me too..

[lofty blade]

Lets get you to gold

[sick nexus]

Like bro

It's annoying

To open every game

And turn on battery saver and then undo it

To get 90 fps

Nah to much work I'm lazy ah

[lofty blade]

Lazy ahh

Mee too

[woven tulip]

i ain’t even got 90fps

[lofty blade]

Im lazy as hell today

[rich crow]

i'm close, i was silver 3, almost 4, but started playing so bad for some reason and dropped to 2

[woven tulip]

still rocking w 60

[lofty blade]

Lets play

[sick nexus]

Bro why u putrurself as champion then

[rich crow]

sure

[lofty blade]

Self confidence

[sick nexus]

Ig u could say the same for me but I have aa backstory

[rich crow]

because it looks cool

[woven tulip]

dabble in a little trolling

[lofty blade]

They do a little trolling

[rich crow]

i love spreading misinformation

[sick nexus]

I'm not phoenix RN

[lofty blade]

My reaction to that misinformation:

[rich crow]

[lofty blade]

[slender wren]

[sick nexus]

If u combine silver 3 and gold 3

What would be the middle one

between them

Yk?

[rich crow]

uhhh

electrum 1

[sick nexus]

Bro failed mqth

Math

[rich crow]

electrum is the alloy of gold and silver so it makes sense

[sick nexus]

No bro

I mean ranks

Of so

[rich crow]

uhhh

idk

[woven tulip]

yo who can spare me around 120k usd

[rich crow]

i don't play so2

[woven tulip]

i pay back 💯

[thorn surge]

Hmmmm that a skill issue for math im sorry for that

[sick nexus]

Bro what

[lofty blade]

Ahh shih, here we go again

[sick nexus]

idk man y'all strange

[hexed igloo]

me asf

[woven tulip]

i need a hellcat

[sick nexus]

bro

Who

[rich crow]

same, hellcats are so sick

[sick nexus]

bro tfs that

[rich crow]

but i like hellhounds more

[sick nexus]

Bro

[lofty blade]

Supra is more my thing

[sick nexus]

Clash royal?

[rich crow]

what

[sick nexus]

What y'all on bout

[lofty blade]

Ahahah maybe

Maybe clash royal maybe cars idk

Ill go play

[woven tulip]

uahwi6- tx))(kd)di5(60fy(7dttid5,&sur:4

[sick nexus]

Tf

[rich crow]

what is clash royal

[lofty blade]

Anyone up for a match?

[sick nexus]

Ew what car is named hellcat

[woven tulip]

can somebody translate this for me?

[sick nexus]

or hellhound

Ew

[lofty blade]

Im trying to recover Gold rank without losing brain cells

Someone

[sick nexus]

Nah I'm getting my self a Lada or a golf 4 y'all trippin

[rich crow]

everytime someone kills me from behind, one of my neurons focuses on being angry for the rest of its existence

[sick nexus]

bro

[woven tulip]

2022 dodge charger SRT hellcat widebody RWD

[sick nexus]

Everytime someone jumpscares me

[lofty blade]

Everytime I sense a bad team I wish them a horrible birthday

[sick nexus]

like every time 4 men charge me

[rich crow]

i hope they die in a ditch

[lofty blade]

Damn

[woven tulip]

buttttt

[sick nexus]

Like every time Im saving money by getting deagle and I get ppl with snipers

[lofty blade]

Top it off with v12 engine

[woven tulip]

i realistically wouldn’t get myself a hellcat

[sick nexus]

Like every time I get shotguns they get aks

[woven tulip]

i would get myself a simple nice truck

like

[sick nexus]

wait

[rich crow]

i've got so many "teammates" that die because the are busy picking up my skins, like, bro, defuse that god forsaken bomb smh

[sick nexus]

Someone tell me servers that has shi players

[lofty blade]

Yep

I don't have skins

But

[sick nexus]

Yo

What

[lofty blade]

My teammates sometimes are too slow to defuse

LIKE

BRO

[rich crow]

for realium

[sick nexus]

no skins?

[lofty blade]

The entire terrorist is dead

[sick nexus]

Man u living under a rock

Y'all don't get promos

[lofty blade]

They still behaving like there is still an enemy left

[lofty blade]

I have skins

Just not good ones

[sick nexus]

Oh

[rich crow]

i got that necromancer set, just need the tec 9

[sick nexus]

I won a butter gold cuz of a promo

Then sold it

[crimson field]

🍒

[lofty blade]

[sick nexus]

Anyway

Who can help me get

my bronze 2

[rich crow]

i already sold like 2 knives too

[sick nexus]

Back to silver 3

[flint oxide]

hello guys

[sick nexus]

Cuz I'm gonna brake my phone

[lofty blade]

Your bronze?

[rich crow]

hello sahaman

[sick nexus]

Bro

I'm not

[dim bronze]

I wish I had a knife

[sick nexus]

Usually

[lofty blade]

[sick nexus]

I told u

I lost ranks

[spark pasture]

I need promos

[lofty blade]

Yes sir

[rich crow]

keep wishing

[lofty blade]

Lets play

[spark pasture]

Who has

[rich crow]

[lofty blade]

Ill try to recover my Gold aswell

[dim bronze]

I'm gonna die

[lofty blade]

@sick nexus

[sick nexus]

Just back in 2021 before loosing my acc I was goated

[woven tulip]

2023 Ram 1500 TRX 4WD 6.2L hemi V8

[rich crow]

good

[woven tulip]

the hellcat of trucks

[lofty blade]

@sick nexus Allies or comp?

[sick nexus]

Allies

Comp I'm up

[dim bronze]

Why are u so mean

[sick nexus]

For now

[rich crow]

but why did you turn into a goat

[rich crow]

for no reason in particular

[sick nexus]

Wym

[cloud terrace]

Ssijcie wora

[sick nexus]

Mae u was here when I told u bout my old acc

[dim bronze]

Eh fair reason I guess

[lofty blade]

Wat

[cloud terrace]

Ssijcie wora

[sick nexus]

I mean holuo

so

[rich crow]

oh yeah but you say you turn into a goat

[lofty blade]

Ill go play like hell now

[rich crow]

i don't think that's possible

[lofty blade]

Goodbye Fellow Terrorists

disappears with bomb

[sick nexus]

I lost my 2019 acc phoenix and gold then I had to make a new cuz I couldn't find it and I was on 0 and I'm trying to get my stuff back slowly

Just ranks on comp are annoying ah

[tiny horizon]

so messing up for a round though we won leads to kicking in singapore server as well?

damn

[sick nexus]

Also in russian

[tiny horizon]

middle finger for those Chinese usernames

[sick nexus]

Or for the never played man with a anime pfp

[woven tulip]

rahhhhhhhh

[flint oxide]

GUYS

[tiny horizon]

m8 I had 3 kills

[woven tulip]

yeah bro

[sick nexus]

Y'all gonna help or nah

[woven tulip]

nah 💯

[flint oxide]

nah cuz in comp, i end up with russian guys, and somehow they get better ping than me (in france sv and i live in italy

[dim bronze]

I'd be down to help but I'm horrible at the game

[flint oxide]

)

[sick nexus]

Nah man

I mean holup

[woven tulip]

they’re using a VPN

[sick nexus]

Servers with bad players

[flint oxide]

then, the only like 2 rounds they give comms they give it in russian 😭

how am I supposed to know where the enemy at

or atleast

have an idea

[sick nexus]

Ik Turkish ain't the server there's sweats all around

[flint oxide]

of where the enemy is

[flint oxide]

yeah but get better ping than 40 ping?

[tiny horizon]

sometimes, ya have to help yourself

[sick nexus]

40 ping

Bro that's little ah

I get 120 a game

[flint oxide]

i mean, i still win rounds, but comms make the game more easy

[flint oxide]

i play with a router at like 3 meters from me

[sick nexus]

bro

[flint oxide]

and i have the luck to be living close to france

[sick nexus]

who the hell

[flint oxide]

what

[sick nexus]

What the heeeeell

I live beside turkey

[flint oxide]

well

turkey wayy bigger than france

so maybe the sv is like the opposite way of where ur close to turkey

[fallen abyss]

anyone allies?

[sick nexus]

Go to ss to see what I'm rocking

[dry quartz]

Sure

I can play

[crimson field]

[unkempt patrol]

[rich crow]

Haj

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

[rich crow]

[sick nexus]

Why did it say I'm banned for votekicking if I didn't kick anyone

Or tried to kick anyone

I'm banned for 1 hour?

Tf

[void bronze]

game thinks you need to stop

[solar parcel]

Ye

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[tiny horizon]

I dont want a knife

not because I cant afford one

because

yes

[woven tulip]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[woven tulip]

can somebody fact check this?

[primal rain]

rrrrrrrrrr

[fleet herald]

is there a way to disable acceleration?

[flint oxide]

in the sens you mean?

[flint oxide]

i absolutely agree

[primal rain]

put it 0

[fleet herald]

no no

i mean

make the sensitivity normal

like other game

no silly acceleration

just normal sensitivity like other games use

[primal cargo]

Guys

Where are you from ?

If you are from România Say sug pula

[slender wren]

İm from turkish

[nocturne sable]

I am ohio

[rich crow]

hes ohio

[primal rain]

hes ohio

[rich crow]

hes ohio

[next ocean]

hes ohio

[rich crow]

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[vale sparrow]

@void bronze ga

Ggggg

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

Hello mayonnaise how are you feeling

[worthy maple]

Same

And I play on 9.05 sens

[rich crow]

Really ?

[worthy maple]

Yup

Why?

[plain egret]

Helo plz who give me 150 gold for Free plzzzzzzz