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then u need more practice
3d aim trainer
2 hours a day
watch your protein intake and dont forget to deink water

so what we started 2 yeaes ago
this is not workout
Have any legendary items been found in the crates?
Who also watching city-real?
what
then u hv to grind everyday
Is it out*
trading is easy wym 💀💀💀
really?
yeah
the skins price barely move how u trading that
well buy skins after update , sell them after a month
got Akr Dragon and Akr tag king with 140~150 g after update
If I know that I will not make any loss, it will be a big problem if I make a loss in printing the money.
no u will.not make loss printing money u will creata inflation
nice
150 gr is a lot
ok i thnk i will be trading Standoff2 soon
i will do it wallstreetbets style
Bro u chatting all day
got banned?
i hv.nolyf
Makes sense
Ember u switched picture
maybe after my ex returrn to me i will not pay too much attention here
I didn't secure it probably
Nah
Get a life man
nice its cute
same advice
never my ex took my life from me , now i will wait

i am a loyal man wirh a loyal heart
W
How do I get admin here?
Idk the story so I can't tell if its a bad thing lol
Dont be polish patusie
But I roperted ticket and I waiting like 24 hours
Tricky pfp
Cous3 I spend money on it
ok i hv to sleep now bye guys bye Ember @rich crow
And it have nice skins
i will sleep and dream about my ex im very happy
Wow
bye goodnight sleep well
Must be promoted immediatly
Yea
byebye
u can scroll up n find out
yea
Bro
bye
Nah bro u better start watching mr.Tate cuz with that mindset ur going nowhere
I meant to reply to this one
I surely did
Why is that in the server yall speak English but in game yall speak a different language
were the minority
Hay
We are all probably related to russians at some point ngl
Good gays
I'm new
because there are more russians playing so2 and because you cant really keep russians away from other regions
ingame
My name is Bodya and I am from Ukraine
Ok
in here the server is split into english russian and then xtra languages
My name is Angel and Im from Russia
You get exported to Ukraine
😟
Nice pfp
Thanks

Where to put the promo code in game?
🐧🧹

the human emojis look so goofy
They look like drawn by a 3 year old
👯♀️
What are chanches to get a knife from a box?
Sup nightly and ember
hi rosie
Crosshair placement and positioning that’s all you need to know
Hello guys
That's what I'm having trouble with
Are there any training grounds or something like that
Just put the crosshair at head level and wait for them to walk into it ez
I have bad reaction time
Practice it
WHERE
fair enough
Every game is an opportunity to improve and practice your skills
If you struggle with reaction time, hop in a game and practice it
I'll practice my recoil handling for a bit
@grave aurora hey
Im gonna train like an F1 driver 😂
Lol
They're getting destroyed
Dm the bot
Then wait
And nobody reply
Which one?
Any mod
@analog condor can you help me with my account
Can't text In priv
Wat u need help with bru
I lost it
I have screen shots of purchases and
But I don't know
How
I just need to login back cos spend money on it
U lost ur account?
Yea
What method did you use to login
Try different methods
I tried
Login with your Google account?
I tried
If it isn't it than use your apple id/Facebook account
Facebook?
Reset
It gives you a code to login through email or phone number
What is happening?
Yeah just click forgot password
Bro never verified anything
Hey guys
Verify?
?

It’s his legal name
Nice pig yo
You can confirm
It’s a
🦕 ❓
I said it’s a
rare species called big booty shaking black men

Lmao
Anyone have a promo code?
Yeah I need one too
A
I have one
Ola
Pv pliss 20blik - psc
Pls pls
20$
🐔

🦉

He can't read
Sorry I quickly went in game and used it

Hahaha funny I don't know what
?
Whenever someone mentioned promo code it’s like all the server npcs just spawn in

Xd

Dm me if u wanna join free account geenrator
It has vpn spotify and others
Average scam
Me?
Yeah
No brain
Yes
🐡

No login, yes virus
Rjfo
Does need instal
No antivirus needed (pls disable)
Not
Rjfo de la casa del farol t
Yes suspicious link and download
Fr
Fhrori de la
U dont even have to donwload lol
U just get info by text
The antivirus will track down the reward!
Db Cooper is a la
And steal it

The government doesn't want u to know this simple trick to get unlimited accounts!
@solar pecan Can I request a promo code for SO2?
😗 NOAH
Yall i just want 10 invites for premium
🐓🐓
Don't ping devs, unless if you want to be muted
I’m not Noah
NOAH

🐖
He wants the premium rewards (please delete any security your phone has)

Wthhh
I dont get it
100% it’s fake or a scam or a virus
@fhdof
It's the second option
Wdym?
I'm sorry but I don't understand your rules because I'm from Poland and I don't speak English well, I use a translator
Cadê os br pow
Br
Pls help me win giveaway, totally not getting the server free members through a classic pyramid like scheme so that they can sell it or something
Thow
Fr
Russo tudo maluco
Tá tendo crianças fazendo live no tik Tok usando hack
Speak English only
Kkkkkk
"the requirements of winning this giveaways, pls like subscribe my youtube and comment how good it is, only 1 will win out of 250k members 😁"
"the winner, poopoopeeeALT223 😍"
With the amount of npcs on discord, no wonder people can pull this off.
Alguem livre p jogar?
"proof:
PoopoopeeeALT223: poopoopeee greatest! Thank u"

I once won a nitro giveaway in 2019, but then the owner was then acting a little too nice, prob cuz dimsea seemed like grill name 🤨 I remember the requirement was to sit in a vc for an hour, but I didn't talk, maybe that's why
Sell so2 acc 2 knife value acc 6k gold
I don’t see how dimsea is a “girl” name. Like it seems more like a name anyone would use to me
dimseablue
136

What if I told you it was kinda the point when I made it
🐖
Amber Fox 
Then I wouldn’t believe you
Nice cowing

Hustlers university:
Why there is no gyro
Anyone know how to put c ops sens into this game?
Exactly why not? Since mobile games need gyro
Magic
Because less people have a skill issue
K
It doesn't have customisable sebsi option as the c ops so you can't
🐁
I played all games with gyro its difficult for me to get use to no Gyro
And imagine you can control ur recoil wjth gyro then u cab focus on aiming
Skill isssueeee
It'll help
Proving my point
Well welcome to mobile gaming reality
Everyone has different preferences
Not all touchscreens are created equally in the android world either
U are prone to failure just changing ur phone
Unlike u im against the ipad players cuz they got more advantage, then why cant we have gyro
But so2 doesn’t have gyro lol
iPad is less skill issue than gyro
Your opinion
I literally play the same on iPad and phone
And no one says gyro is good
🐡
Ipad has advantage of faster registration and big screen unlike any android phone
Xiaomi is a good challenger I think
And bigger screen you get much space to aim
Xiomi doesn't even allow 120 fps
I have f3 i dont get 120 fps
The game's not optimized for it
Not the other way around
I thiiiink
🐇
(thinking rabbit emoji)
Ios does have downsides
Like
You can't see the discord emoji
deceased chat

You can on ipad
🦕
i ain’t reading all of that 😭🔥🗣️☝️❗️
Rly?
Cuz bigger screen u can even see atoms
😭😨🥺🤕🤒
⬅️↙️↙️➡️
Brughh 🐡 🐡
Actually only bigger screen xd
Bro skipped science classes🥶
🐡
No ios register faster, ever wondered why people played comp pubgm and codm on iphones 11 before when android has 120 fps alrdy
I ain’t reading allat 🥶😵💫😳
:blownfish:
iOs is king
Then by your logic all iOS should be not allowed because gyro isn’t allowed
Their touch sampling may be less than android but their system register touch faster
how d u know that
No but its not really b
Much difference only 5-20 ms faster than android
What
Gyro isnt allowed wdym
Steve jobs was a genuus now he is a corpse
Gyro won’t be added ever lol
werent u going to sleep
yeah i was asleep for a while just now wake up to use bathroom
oh
Why ? I know people who are playing cops just because it offers gyro
Poo
just chckimg in for abit then back 2 sleep
Good nite 😁
Sort it out with axlebolt then not me, I’m just here being against gyro
It would be easy to scam people if this was implemented
How many crew members are in so2 team?
dont belueve DimSeaBlue136's delusions!
Devs I mean
Yes but they wouldn't add molotovs, fast forward to nowadays
Tbh I rather have a new purchasable collection (like competitive or assistance) than gyro
It could take 5 more years
will i be alive then? no
So2 giving updates very slow like one major updates comes after 7-8 months
the world is ending in 720 anyway
Why, watchu planning
Wdym? How u know?
if you know, you know
Tell me pls
2 more days
I’m actually getting quite worried now
read subahibi
Ok I’m not worried anymore
this song so hard wdf
Go go away
I don't feel okay
Read subahibi
im honestly quite surprised there hasnt been any asteroid big enough to destroy earth has hit it yet
i mean in modern times
what that
what will we do when its approaching
Because the earth doesn’t have skill issue (Jupiter and the moon absorb most asteroid impacts I think)
no
Tell it to go away
An asteroid would be kinda epic tbh
the power of friendship will push it away
There were but nasa slapped it away , it wasn't theatening but could kill people
😇
Ye
oh
Maybe all it needs is a freind
Or become a Muslim and say Allahu akbar
guys whatever dimseablue says dont believe it, he works for cia
hello everynyan
how ar yu
fine fank yu
oh mah gawwww
Come, venuzdnor
🦉 🦉 🦉
skill issue
Illuminati music playi
who did u think i was
Idk the kratos guy
its clearly minakami yuki
The one who sends the sticker
yea
only i use her as pfp
📝 🦕
Yeah
🐖
fosaa members will often share symptoms of shared thinking
or ur just bad at telling people apart
No
🙅 ❌
yea
let me watch lil bro in peace pls
🦕
whos lil bro
What
Anos’ sword
tarik
Doink
boing
Yeah I don't get it
I am sitting on chair with head leaned to the left and slouched
I am looking for a player to help me get silver 2 on allies, it can be Polish or English pv
Very painful
Because I am charging
🐓
just sit on the floor
I need to fuel my discord addiction
1v1 awm non-scope?
making beats > discord
Uhhhh
who would like to help get silver 2 on allies
Getting ripped > making beats
Making fun of Rosie > making beats
nooo
🤣🤣👉
denied
bro how do you need help to get to silver
Cowww
is standoff 2 that hard
Some people are a little mentally 
silver 2
ong
what does that have to do with being good or bad at a game
Rosiee more like crimes against the ant colony that i keep finding going around the window frame from my kitchen
you wouldnt get it
🤣🤣🐡🤣
who will help me get out of silver 1?
rule 3, always treat others with respect
🤓
you need to play deathmatches and stuff
🐤
practice your aim and outaim the opps
mmmmm, mmmm ambatukuuuuaaaaaaa- aaaaaa- aaaaaaa-, aaaaaaauuuuuaaa. 💔💔😭😭
too late
:<
you can do the rump shaker, huh?
🐡 🐡
When I play allies, I choose weak ones
Oh, you got an azz on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your azz open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your azz! Take your hands off it and shake that shi. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug azz right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! Damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
They see a little butterfly out the window and run around chasing it instead of playing the game
i wish i was that careless ☹️
I wish I cared more ☹️😒😂🫣🤭
And he would still be here now
😔
I mean her
😳
🤨
Don't care didn't ask 🤮😂🤯🤣
bro is fighting his inner demons
Oii
Laughter demon
funniest dimsea moment
Your honest response is the punchline
Bora treino
One two buckle my shoe
only 293 hours away from 1,000 hours
Are stat track skins possible from boxes
Wassup guys, new account joining the game a couple days ago
Just remembered to join the discord
Does anyone know how to contact the devs?
The Rizzinator
Are promo codes ?
Dude I'm trying to get ranked in 2v2 but I just had a terrible game with the enemy flashing me out the entire game and my teammate baiting me

Help
No
blizzard man
hi
Welcome to Standoff2
i know 1 he lives in my area
now here's my problem
i have a teammates who flash me
like i just be walking and they trow flash in front of me
jusy do a quick 180
n throw him a flash

the problem is i can't, it gets in front of me and explodes before i can react
throw him a flash before h throws u 1
Question, what is the best way to get accustomed to the shoot zone controls? I know they're the better way to play but it's so wonky trying to claw grip my phone like that
Could u please tell him that gyroscope is very important feature to add
back in my cs days , griefing was common , n they even used the mic to.bully you
counter strike days
aight
i never buy flash
I deleted the game because there was no gyro altho it's an amazing game
grow longer fingers
bro quitted game because no gyro 💀
buy 1
actual skill issue
skill issue
Good bcoz final round ur teammate least expexr u to betray him
qhen u sense opponent coming throw flash in front of teammate then run away
that will.teach those trolls
use the flash molotov combo ,
Flash your teammate out his screen then drop a molly under his feet ,
When his flash finish he will be like
Dafq im in spectator mode
@ember osprey seriously though it's really awkward, do you have any tips to adapt?
For those controls
what did i just find out
csgocases site is a scam
when u open 100 boxes in a row u can't open anymore
untill u add funds
skill issue
u can use the button setting tho
do u want fire button on right
I am currently using that setting, but I'm always losing gunfights I know I could win with shooting zone
shooting zone is set so fire is on the top left
how many fingers u play with
I like to play with my thumbs, which is why I'm having trouble, I'm not used to using more fingers on a control scheme
gm
so u use 2 thumbs
How?
Yes I want to use three fingers, two on the movement/shooting side
yeah if u wanna be good at standofd u need at least 3 fingwrs

i use 6
u can practice with 3d aim trainer
bad day
thats aloott
💨💨
Bro 6
how come
Lol
download 3d aim trainer , customize layout to fit 3 finger like standoff then prqctice
good luck 
if u hv studied surely its no problem



Doink

guys wtd

What device u play on?
its a band (es una banda)
no
Bro its either ipad or phone😶
Emulator?
what
Nothin
Anyways the point of adding gyro is to balance between ipad and phone players
It's not a skill issue
sounds like a skill issue
Ipad will always have advantage over a phone
That's why pubg, codm, apex,... all have gyro
yeah iPad does hv a bit of advantage the devs should minimise iPad resolution to phone resolution
i dont know about you guys, but i think
think what
i think
what do you want ro say Cinderella
I swipe my finger across the screen i don't see anything while some people play on a screen the size of a tv💀
lol
ok but if you're good you can beat ppl with gyro
think what
that's me
long a§s phone
swipe faster
think what oh my god u killin me
fr, i have high sensivity and i play like normal
yeah but high sensitivity is pretry hard for long distance
*your rank
Algum ADM online?
btw what's your kd ratio
1.8
good
1.6
okay its pretty good
1.3 and 1.5 on top
but im better 😏
now?
yeah
fear
mae chill
wdym chill
im speechless
the what
i do
the skin?
did u just buy it rcently
Nice
uhhh
what rank are you?
we can go comp
silver 3, i chose champion on the sv because i love spreading misinformation
u have it just click me

Ever feel like ur a parent? Well you are one bc female mosquitos take ur blood to make their babies, so you are a parent to a bugs baby.
what
ranger 2.6 kdr s4 to phoenix 1.46 kdr is maddies
alr enough internet for today
fr
❤️
||clacla||
we can play comp together
||ur mam||

yessies
Hmmm
everytime my casual kd goes up by .1 my allies kd goes .2 down smh
do people actually get banned for no reason?
maybe
yes
Yo
yes, they get unbanned tho.
One two buckle my shoe
No.
Better call kaffn more llike better kill your

three four buckle some more
i just got the firestorm graffiti¡!¡!!!!
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good stuff
glad you're fine now
now i am the one with a stomach ache cause i don't stop eating these hot chips
flammable
I wanna practice standoff 2 opening for the butterfly knife but I will wake up my brother
wake him up
waking up at 5am is good
I woke up because I saw my door open, got spooked out and now I don't wanna go back to sleep
Israel Moscow turkey Saudi Arabia Syria Iraq
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but these taste great
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you see, i don't drink, i don't smoke, i don't do any "substance", but i can't stop eating hot chips
that sounds horrible
what was it btw?
did you blow up last night
What?
moscow will never give in, there is no surrender
Well I'm not 
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what the hell zani became femboy too
2 a day is fine?
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Wish I was in turkey tho. It's beautiful but the currency is..
what
sounds pretty bad
infections are nasty
i love hyperinflation
i love getting roasted by caveman family
venezuela, russia and argentina have some pretty wack inflation too
My parents went to turkey before the hyperinflation of the Turkish currency and I really wish I was there
Messi???!!????
not to mention like half of the african countries
when?
yes messi!!!!!!
year?
wow!!!!!!!
!!!!
claim 5m³ just inside a neutral zone area and print 1 paper
congratulations your currency worth more than 1 euro
1 euro and 1 penny
am i the only who plays on dynamic? (moving cross hair) i feel like it adds more immersion
A while ago
Buenas
Somewhere around 2018-2019 I think. Not so sure
it feels inconsistent to my view
Deathnote
?
idk man i don't see a moving cross irl
man tell your parents to came back
inflection is much higher
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now you can spend much more
become trillionaire
become machine
I'd beg them to travel with us for the summer break but I wanna stay here to learn muai Thai
Dead chat

where tf is muai thai
You mean "what"? It's a fighting style
Hmmm
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oh god im broke, im scared of united state dollars 😭
Trading steam acc dm to see
Me neither but I’m cute so send me money

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bro thinks she valo girl
i need a liver!!!
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uhhhh
lend me some!?
????
?^10^10
i am bloody furious

my client doesn't have enought money to pay me and i wanted to spend money on standoff 2!
we agreed to 60% but he still owes me the rest

Never in a million years
You will never catch me being a valorant e-girl
she already a so2 e-girl fate worst than valorant e-girl
I am not
5 stages of denial
I will never be
Except for that one time but it was ironic
I shoved the camera up in my face and like 80% of my pfp was just my nose
And it was for a few days
Like maybe 3
do the anime close up thing
What anime close up thing
wait imma get it
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🏀 🔥
aw
but how
eating samich at 10:43pm
eating amish at 10:43pm
me a so2 fem-boy






