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i have no balls
no balls
damn
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Lol
what about the other part
I was right
other than the balls
I said she
yeah, i am not non-binary because there are only 2 genders
true
its okay we liv in diffrent universe
wait
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3 actually
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wait i dont understand
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male, female, and british
the 3 genders
nahh
there is male female british attackhelicopter
no
Lmao
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what
Question can I have a duck as a pet
yes
oddly specific
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i think you can yes
Mayo do you have pp with no.balls
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i didn't know this, unfortunately, i am disgusted since i am eating meat as of right now
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XX is female XY is male
XXX 😏
im eating too
iron male!
damn
lol
get it?!
sorry I don't get it
🤨
fe is iron symbol
he's robert downey jr
Oh
WAIT
sus
I still don't get it I'm sorry
THE
so that means
ironman
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I like to eat ice
english just resolved sexism
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yes female r strong too , i like it when my female seniors chokehold me in highschool
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^
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what
you are what people call a BOTTOM
its okay
why did you let them choke you
thats wild
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women don't even go to school here
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they like to kck my as too
this is a joke
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you are weak
i live in the
bronze age
hudrehee
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im 5 foot 7 there was a 6 foot senior sister that draged me into a room and hugged me so hard i almost passed out
I was just back from a second what happened
iltam sumra rashupti ilatim
igigi
bro my class is made up of like 24 girls and 5 boys
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you are a MIDGET
🥹
Guys ducks don't have genders

kids.these days are freakn talll it doesnt make sense
did you ask them
guys how short are you 😭
I asked Google
better living conditions
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no offence meant but still
makes sense
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time to hit the gym
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DRAKE???
ducks have genders, because i saw them copulating once
the rapper?
Lol
Ohh
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nah ducks lay eggs
I didn't understand google
they dont breed no more
I'll still get a duck as a pet
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i know that im tall but damn
Wait can I own a duck
how do they procreate?
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Nah it's just me that didn't understand it
5'4 is like 163 cm man
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i mean they live for like 5 minutes then die
thats kinda short
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so i think dont genders matter to them
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no balls
Cool
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5 foot 4 is medium
oh, like the science tool?
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eh
if your whole life last for 5 minutes would you care about your gender
yeah
amoebaes dont
lmao u got a point
how old are you?
im 5 foot 8 23 yrs old
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i remember thinking my height was average and that everyone was just under average
ok now thats average i think
oh
im 19 and is 5'4
but 5'4 at 15? or however old you were
yeah everythinf.about me is average 🥹
Guys

i dont think so
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23, 6'3 (194 cm)
omg a compliment
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two bacterias looking at each other
they're just like me fr
holy f that js tall
even bacterias get more game than me 😭
Hope in
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mae can slam dunk if she wants
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fr
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im asian
lmao me and Mayo is the same
so im allowed to be short
She drinks milk or something
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Mayo eat healthy or u going to be stuck.short like me.muahhahhaha
I don't like the taste of milk
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6'2?
my friend tells me to go to the gym to get bigger muscles, i tell him i don't need that because i am lazy
Lol
U gotta drink milk eat lots of fish
and do basketball
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when i was your age i was in my room playing minecraft and payday i become stuck short
you can workout at home
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yeah
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i excel at hunting
what do you hunt
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usually
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what do you mean cracking
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he's cracked
he be using.crack
deer and snakes
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snakes taste like crap
Mayo hit me up when ur in stock
oh, that's good
sure they look good but they taste horrid
i heard drinkng snake blood.make a.man more manly
OH
normal sucks
Hey @rich crow is it ok to have a duck as a pet in the Philippines I can't really find a correct google search
just buy duck.egg and hatch.it.in an incubator
yes
Yeah but I'm not farming
they buy eggs and put in.incubqtor like pokemon
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yeh duuh the egg gonna hatch.anyway
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Ok
Yay
not trans, not man
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normal person
no mental illness
My mom told me when I was born I peed on the doctor that pulled me out
mae is a giiirrlll
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omg
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i mean i don't care if you call me he, i am still woman
wo(man)
i was born that way
ill be respectful and call u she
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how about Maechan
I been calling her that
i do
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since ur.older than me
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yes, i like it because i'm turning 24 this year
WHAT
sorry i was talking to the other guy
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she's 24 this year
Mae Chan
Aw hell naw
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That's weird
Mayo Kun
NAH
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franco ototo
What
it's because of people like him everyone thinks all discord users are minors
ototo means younger kid
bruh im a weeb its what we speak
just stop calling anyone "chan" "Kun" or anything
what's weeb?
I'm a weeb
People who watch anime
oh
weeb is some1 who watch anime and start speaking japanese phrases
I only watch Naruto and Naruto Shippuden
I watch too much Naruto and I know how to say damnit in Japanese correctly
how do u say it
Wait
anyone 1v1
Idk how to spell it
why not learning about history instead of watching anime?
khuuusooooooo!
Yeah
history🤣🤣🤣 history got none of those anime openings
i like the anime openings eith good songs
you have a obsession with 1930 germany
but it has great characters!
like erwin rommel (my favorite)
I like history
marshall zhukov
my favourte is Mao and Staln
winston churchill
🤣
@rich crow bro after learning 1 day of history
Yeah history got notable characters
If your soo smart what year did the huns form
the what
why erwin kun
the huns (attila ) @void bronze
i did not say i am smart, i neither said i was an history buff, i just said why not learn history instead of watching cartoons
oh
well yeah
so i don't know when the huns formed, sorry
but.csrtoons r different
hungary
me who does both 🤓
🇭🇺
like Naruto is about a hidden Ninja village about.an orphan
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🇧🇬 >>>
any hungry men
belgium
doki doki literature club
what
belgium is sick
mongols arent turkish
belgium chocolate is the best
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to where??
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i didn't know that, it's interesting
USA.is.nice
@solid shadow
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@worthy maple 1v1 me
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Nah I'm waiting for my best friend to get on to play allies
don't go to the uk, you are going to get stabbed for rocking the wrong shirt at the ends
@void bronze 1v1 me
wats ur kd ratio
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@ember osprey 1.02
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use antistab armor
singapore is like
live in asia too
Us: gun shots
UK: knife fighting
okay
usa but actually good
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yeah
Hey how about my country
they have cool cars too
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like cool cars
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It has friendly people and nice oceans
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too many extremists and radicals
Philippines
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im from taliban
what the heeell
also there's unironically more guns than people
dude what
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USA has more.than 2 genders ,
My dream is to identify as a hibernating bear that sleeps all a day
Single
what thee
nah hvjng gf is way nicer
I'd stay single
Hell naw
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I had a bad nightmare today
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Different topic about my country
wanna play allies together @ember osprey
tbh i.thnk age of cnsent shld be 20
@fallen abyss go allies?
19*
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nh i wanna rest
@rich crow i can only 1v1 you
maybe nxt time
cuz of rank diffrence
mae chan tell him ur kd ratio
i don't like 1v1, too slow
he got 1.05 something
i am starting to develop hate towards you
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@rich crow whats ur kd
(1.60 casual, 1.50ish allies)
Shesh
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dw
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i am not that good honestly
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u r reading mh mind arent u
me neither
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mayo is somewhat better
he gets like 2 or 3 more kills than me
gold gladiator
@ember osprey rizz her up bro
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like romans?
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same lol
nah i still have my ex in.heart
wasn't that a king
idk
not a gladiator
i only knows him as the gold man
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turn gold
same
i woudnt let that slide milleniall
lmaoo
you should love yourself NOW!
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because a friend sent me a black guy saying that
rizz milleniall up milleniall!@ember osprey
its him
this huy is legendary
thats the only good thing that guy said
SIGMA
nah thats not rizz thats creep
alpha male
yes it was a similar image
its that guy , but that guys was notorious for saying crazy stuff on the internet
Real
what did he say
Real
U shld try looking up LTG on youtube
low tier god
he is a street fighter streamer
oh
sounds like a great game
it is , theres a lot of drama in the community
how come
one of the biggest drama revolve around our man here LTG
and what did he do?
not your man
bcoz as a side he does streaming , and in.his streams every time.he lose he would.rage quit , and the main content is he likes to.talk bad stuff
like trashtalking opponents?
Wanna 1v1 @flint oxide
if some1 in his chat would ask him an ambiguous question
he would respond in an insulting way
sounds like a jerk
i can send you a video of an example
can't rn man sorry
how much hours on standoff @rich crow
2 more to reach 580
i got 90 hours in 2 weeks
Mum can we have csgo?
no we have csgo at home
csgo at home:
i played like 120 allies matches and 60 competitive
228 hrs actually 😭
i have this acc since 2018/2019
💀
but i havent played since like mid 2019 cuz i had a potato phone
i have 6 hours per day
now i have a xiaomi
damn
Hehe i play 2 hours at school
1 hour(
i bought medieval total war on my pc just to play it for 5 hours
She's gone
Who's gone m8
My truck is gone
Hi I'm new. How do I change the firing area on the screen to the right side? In settings I can only shoot on the left side of the screen
i dont think you can
Wtf lol
Lol
just move the shoot button
Yeah thanks, I did that. I still find it a little strange, would be better to be able to move the whole field
@stray violet Norway was
Hello frends
are youd ead

ig u gotta get used to that, cuz there's no way to move the shooting zone on the left
Right claw is better
Cuz ur right finger has more control and u tap fire slightly faster
and i think if someone is a leftie their left hand is "better"
idk that
but eh
As a lefty i can confirm
Man it has been 2 years since i came back on this account
Reminded me that i did play SO2 for like 4 years
Bro droped his phone to redirect that energy for farting
Then picked it up to complete the sentence
Sorry autocorrect
dw
fr
Man it has been 2 years since i came back on this account
Reminded me that i did play SO2 for like 4 years
Please unban my ACC, i got banned for no reason
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sadge
It’s not for no reason I bet
What bancode is it?
1002
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No i don't use cheat -_
I turned off for a while and logged back in and got banned
MAYO
go allies?!
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oh
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no problem, education is more important
than games
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bye mayo
You guys know someone named prop
nope
i dont think so
got banned 1002 😩, even though I only turned off for a while and logged in again and got banned 1002
nice try
if he got banned for llgging out for a while then i should be banned too

he def cheated
Nope
i dont got this game anymore
hi yin
i dont like blue hair

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natural hair betterrrr
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i am on the brink of insanity
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balls.
hi mae
hi
why i don't get coins when i get mvp
but a guy with 0 2 27 stats gets 50
reward system sucks
it depends on how much you played in a day too
i remember at the start of the day id get a lot of coins and by the end of the day id get less
probably because i was playing all day
if i was to be paid $100,000 to answer a question i would answer it
was blxty shot
i love woman
and i love fembo
i like when woman does like woman things
karen
women
women :cofe:
hey women, you can't spell women without men
(rizz)
my cat fell off the 4th story mall
is it okay
noooo
no it is not
oh
good
thats not vbery good
nosgov - mall ft. dolly
i drank mug of water and i'm in need of pissing in the toilet
pardon my misery
im France
i mean im france
sorry i meant to say France
whatever
forget about it
im france
did i mention i like women
franß
represented
can I get my MMR back, because of some weird glitch in the game?
what glitch
well i was in a comp match chilling with my friends, and then suddenly the game logged me out
and then, it won't let me in
so due to it, i got a ban plus idk how much minus
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guys, i think he's trying to say he's france
i mean the comp was just started, the warmup period.
just win matches?
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are you dumb or wut
oh that thing, i dont think you can do anything about it
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like aye, you lost mmr, gain some back by winning matches
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as it was so ezy
Same fate here, i got banned
i always win mmr
absolutely
no one said it was easy
EXACTLY, i lost a whole freaking ig 20 mmr of the match I haven't participated
it is true!
like wtf
likw it crashed or something
YEP
were you in a call while playing
cool vibrations
what
cool vibrations
Cool vibrations
someone call private to teach me how to talk to support
What?
lsiten
to this song
just the first 5 seconds
you will understan
eurobeater
yeas
the servers aren't down right?
Idk I'm bout to load up the game
you in?
they arent
betting i am the unluckiest one rn
get yo luck up lil bro
help me lil bro
Sup guys
Sup
Why when me and the homies fight for a minute long then the next minute we forget about it
It all goes back to normal
@smoky berry he did
Can somebody send me promo codes for stand off 2 plz
120 FPS on 13 Pro Max Pleeaaase 🥺🥺🥺
What a cowww

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yo who want 2v2 ranked ?
Anyone up for competitive?
I'm sick for a week coughing non-stop throwing up and still poping off in so2 and went to the beach
no you don't
Hope you get better bro
And I'm still sick
Bruh
Anyone wanna play comp? I'm on champion
I didn't say I use cheats
What's this
I'm gold 2 so you're too high rank for me lol
Or I'm dum
I don't understand ther sentence
I thought he was looking for his cheats
My bad
Np
U can play with me
Atleast gold
Try
Nah I will get destroyed against champions+
🦛
Me. 🦛
Why are akr skins expensive
Name is Michaela
close your eyes when u buy it
Hello
Hi
fr man
hi lym
AKR best gun
ump45 better
Tbh, I'd pick MP7/MP5 than that one
🐔
Ump is the worst
i got 45 kills with it on tdm before
ump
I'd pick glock than ump
Before
When it wasn't nerfed
You can use it on tdm, But Comp and Defuse? Nope
Now it's nerfed to oblivion
Fr lmao
you wont know if u dont try
ump isn't that bad
ya
UMP isn't bad when you use it right
What do you expect for an SMG?
Their damage will decrease the Farther you shoot the enemy
Though, Compared to the other SMGs we have, its outmatched due to the firerate issue
btw p90 is pretty good
Hiii Ember
i didnt expect it to be so good

Hello
P90 is my best choice for smg Besides MP5
Hi
Hi
i choose deagle
hi

akr m4a4 m4 AWM I
Wanna play lym
Ok
lol
goodluck
Why do you need good luck to take a shower
lol


plz wait
Ok
im hurry to finish it
no it's ok
Take your time
It's alr if it takes long
Guys umm i don't know how to use smoke properly
It confusing
who pig
Bro please take your time
Pig
whoever ghost pigged me is dumb bird
Lol
I wonder who that guy
I definitely did pong you rn just for this bit
But I didn't ghost ping you
1st place 1200$? lmfao thats enough to pay rent for 3 months
Hi

that's like a month in new york

Hello
ok
I'm back yo
come on

denied i will add free knife next
hi lyllymyymy
@rich crow slide me 128 gold when😭😭
tomorrow
Omg no way free knife
i am getting paid
I'm in
i got scammed
yes!!
lost all my skins bruh
hello kaffn
wsup
Kafrin
ong?
no cap
no
not cap!
default knife is free
Wdym
default knife is free.
You will gift when it comes out
yup
Omg
I believe kaffn
so2 players be like
you wouldnt understand
😟
frr
Sure
morning



