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[slate shell]

300 🤡

I play 3 min blitz

[peak bear]

I want 2500

[rich crow]

wow, i'm barely 1000

[slate shell]

I dont push elo

[peak bear]

And i will get "GM"

[worthy maple]

I remember this sign in this public bathroom it said

"If you rinkel make sure your twinkle is wiped" like what?

[slate shell]

If i push elo i push in 10 min match

I was 900

[worthy maple]

It goes something like that

[slate shell]

In that

[solid shadow]

@worthy maple allies now ?

[worthy maple]

AHHH

[worthy maple]

Yes

[rich crow]

ranks are so easy to push in chess.com

[peak bear]

Where r u from?

[slate shell]

Me?

[peak bear]

All guys

[rich crow]

he is from india

[slate shell]

India

[rich crow]

oh

[peak bear]

Me from Ukraine

[rich crow]

i won't tell, it is secret

[next vine]

hi

[slate shell]

How's war?

[peak bear]

Yeah

[next vine]

ahhhhhh

[quaint cairn]

Hi

[peak bear]

But now im in Česka Republica

[slate shell]

@peak bear i want to know are u people suffering or are u safe?

Civilan are safe?

[rich crow]

they are not in ukraine right now

hes not in ukraine so i guess not

[worthy maple]

@solid shadow

Join

[slate shell]

Oh

War are bad

[rich crow]

i heard russia has hired mercenaries

[slate shell]

Just nuke end in 1 day

[solid shadow]

@worthy maple coming

Restarting

[rich crow]

that won't work

[worthy maple]

Ok

[slate shell]

War gives suffering nukes give peace

[peak bear]

in Ukraine, people suffer from the destruction of houses, cars and murders. Drones and missiles are constantly flying, but we have air defense.

[unkempt patrol]

Good afternoon

[slate shell]

World end in 10 min wdym it wont work

[rich crow]

no, nukes erase everything and give nothing in return

[slate shell]

Oh

[slate shell]

Yeah that's what i am saying after that what's left is silence peace

[muted dome]

[peak bear]

at the beginning of the war, rockets exploded a couple of kilometers from my house,

[quaint cairn]

Bro you entered as if there was no one dying and suffering and all that stuff was happening 💀💀

[slate shell]

U must be scared?

[unkempt patrol]

ok

[slate shell]

Bro is a attention seeker dont u know 🤡

[muted dome]

I am happy that I left Russia 3 years ago

[rich crow]

you see, war that is fought to take over a territory is usually fought because you want something from that territory, a nuke would devastate it and leave radiation

[rich crow]

that is why i hate guns and nukes

[peak bear]

At first I didn't believe that the war had started. But I went abroad, and now everything is fine with me.

[slate shell]

Yeah cockroach will survive only and some aquatic animals

[muted dome]

Guys, is my new profile good?

[slate shell]

I hate power in the hand of dumb people

[rich crow]

true

[quaint cairn]

💀

[slate shell]

Nice u are safe hope war end and peace establish again

[peak bear]

Like, I can't believe the war actually started. I thought it was some kind of joke, but no

[peak bear]

Im too

[quaint cairn]

Not until the alarm went on🚨🚨💀

[rich crow]

i remember when russia sent troops to ukraine border before war not long ago

[slate shell]

Bro i saw a meme zalanski put cat ear on putin's head in a group pic whixh started war 💀

[slate shell]

💀

[rich crow]

they were just standing there, menacingly

[peak bear]

I woke up not from a siren but from explosions

[quaint cairn]

💀

[peak bear]

I dont see that

[slate shell]

I remember when war started my exam were coming and i was wishing to the god pls make it a world war so my exam stops 💀

[peak bear]

Dont have tik tok/youtube

Only discord

[slate shell]

Wait i am dmming u that

[quaint cairn]

AYO💀💀

[peak bear]

it would have been better if the exam had stopped, but there was no war)

[quaint cairn]

Yo guys

[slate shell]

🤡

[quaint cairn]

What is 2v2 competitive cuz I can't see it in so2

[slate shell]

Allies

Is 2v2. Ranked or u say competitive

[quaint cairn]

Competitive is 5v5

And allies is 2v2

[slate shell]

Yes

[quaint cairn]

Alr thx

[sharp needle]

Is there anyone that can explain something for me

[grizzled monolith]

guys

why i cant today join any allies

like standoff have same potato servers as roblox?

[worthy maple]

What sens do you guys play on

[grizzled monolith]

pc

[grizzled monolith]

am pc

[grizzled monolith]

standoff servers broken XD they made of potato like in roblox

[worthy maple]

Bro

I meant sensativity

[slate shell]

4.55
3.02
0.70

[lone herald]

Bought ak tag king for 250 good or bad ?

[wheat rune]

Who wnana play comp

[lone herald]

^

[grizzled monolith]

bro standoff broken

[supple smelt]

Frr

[odd zinc]

Hello

[silk kraken]

hello

[odd zinc]

I have a question

I skipped daily missions for approx 5 days

Would I be able to reach level 75

I completed rest all of the missions

Pls reply it would clear my mis conceptions

[primal rain]

🐈 🐈‍⬛

this you?

[novel ibex]

Most likely not not sure what tier are you at

[odd zinc]

46

I need to complete two more 6 points ones

[novel ibex]

Then probably you could since there like alot of days left

[odd zinc]

19 days

[novel ibex]

Then yea you'll get to 75

If not just buy the remaining tiers

[odd zinc]

:/

Ofc

[novel ibex]

But you'll most likely get it if you don't slack off

[odd zinc]

Just buying the pass was heck of a task lol

I guess I won't after spending that much

[novel ibex]

Since your at 46 if you don't slack off all 19 days you'll get tier 75

[odd zinc]

But if we use that same money for gold we could get pretty good knife

Ty

Ax typing a big para 👍

[novel ibex]

Np man

Glad I could help ya

[silk kraken]

Hello everyone

What is your general opinion on the "6 Years" Shield reward? Did you like this reward or did you hate it? Would you have preferred a different reward? If so, what kind of reward would you prefer to get?

If you have any thoughts regarding this topic, feel free to mention them)

[timber raven]

Didnt open so2 for 2 weeks

[odd zinc]

:v

[primal rain]

looks like sexual toy

[oak zenith]

i can't play it says there is too many people online, anyone know why ?

[rich crow]

turkish femboy community

[primal rain]

RULE 2

[rich crow]

read subahibi

hi yin

[timber raven]

[rich crow]

hi panda

[novel ibex]

Die panda

Jk jk

Hi

[slate shell]

I personally would like to have a 6th year charm

[solid shadow]

Give free gold

[glad saffron]

A whole bunch of turbulence

[novel ibex]

I would personally like the option to put the sticker on multiple guns more then just one gun and put four on one gun instead of just getting one and can't put it on more skins

[slate shell]

U can remove and put it on any gun

[proper gyro]

that's called a shield

[brittle knoll]

I personally think this is a nice reward, one of the greatest so far and very epic
I also wish more cows were added, this is an old suggestion, but I still have high hopes

[novel ibex]

If it's a shield sticker you should be able to as least put it on a skin multiple times so like put 4 of that sticker on that skin

[primal rain]

yes yes yes

[frosty linden]

What boxes have items that are more profitable to sell? Anybody got the calculations?

[unkempt patrol]

Hi

[primal rain]

mlymymymy

[unkempt patrol]

Hi kaffn

[rich crow]

@brittle knoll

[lilac hearth]

Gm

[rich crow]

GM

[unkempt patrol]

shut up

crying baby

[rich crow]

no u shut up

[unkempt patrol]

shut up

[tawny mica]

Gm

[rich crow]

shut up

Gm

[brittle knoll]

Stop pinging me

[primal rain]

what is love

[brittle knoll]

What do u want

Bruh

[rich crow]

what

[primal rain]

baby don't hurt me

hurt me

no more

[brittle knoll]

@silk kraken help

[novel ibex]

Oop

[rich crow]

what is love?

baby dont hurt me

[unkempt patrol]

oop

[rich crow]

hurt me

no more

[unkempt patrol]

@rich crow 1v1

crying baby

[primal rain]

what is love

baby don't hurt me

hurt me

[fleet grove]

Huhh

🤔

@everyone

Dodge this

[rich crow]

nvm m back

[primal rain]

@everyone

[unkempt patrol]

(closs eyes

[rich crow]

i am playing a comp rn after that

[unkempt patrol]

ok

[fleet grove]

[rich crow]

[unkempt patrol]

So I'll go take a shower first

[fleet grove]

[rich crow]

ok

[fleet grove]

Flash is the most annoying thing for me if anyone throws my own team mates throw at me😭😭

And what i die 😭😭😭😭

Pls stop using flash
Or I ll throw this in ur houses

[gentle junco]

Bro all i get from the battle bass are only rare skins, stikers and sprays like why im battle pass level 31 and every thing was rare!!!
@everyone

[fleet grove]

OMG u r luck is good
Mine is very f#@$#@# always gets the cheapest things I always pray before opening any boxes

😹

[gentle junco]

Not from boxes

[fleet grove]

Oh then our luck is same 😹

[silent perch]

[gentle junco]

Yep

[fleet grove]

😅

[rich crow]

Boo

Am ghost

Wait it's not Halloween yet

Dang

[velvet verge]

How to win the shield?

[plucky pendant]

what shield??

[velvet verge]

6th year anniversary

[naive anchor]

Who wanna play comp

silver n bronze

Asia server

i needa rank up

[umbral garnet]

Shield?

[crimson cairn]

RanDOm ReMiNdeR:
KnUckLeS aRE LoaDeD NoW, CraCk tHeM!!!

[umbral garnet]

Ok vai

[crimson cairn]

Your*

Bye

exits through the backroom

[umbral garnet]

Shoots you in the head

[silk kraken]

they weren't loaded
you lied

[crimson cairn]

Noooooo :0

[rich crow]

Hi

phew

[crimson cairn]

How can this happen to meeeee, i made a mistake

[rich crow]

@brittle knoll

[crimson cairn]

escapes cuz in backroom

[rich crow]

@crimson cairn what

@brittle knoll

[umbral garnet]

Chase you with akr

[empty pebble]

anyone playing in france server?
we can rank up together

[rich crow]

@brittle knoll I'm sure he's playing

[young estuary]

Important! Camo Bloons can't be affected by your Monkeys unless they have a way to detect them. For example Quincy can at level 5 and Dart Monkeys can with the Enhanced Eyesight upgrade.

[rich crow]

Who is the worst so2 player?

[slate shell]

Me

[rich crow]

no his ign is literally this

bro owned me 5 mins ago

in public competitive

[pine bison]

Guys a quick question are there any codes active rn

[rich crow]

ik he's in this server rn

[rich crow]

idk

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y

[slate shell]

Bro if we report someone and he is found guilt in game cheating how long will it take to get him ban?

[sharp needle]

Any professional player that can explain something to me?

[slate shell]

@silk kraken

[rich crow]

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Ugh its been 2 days and my art still isnt approved

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[sharp needle]

That can answer my question

[rich crow]

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[brittle knoll]

Bro I don't have bing chilling stop pinging

[sharp needle]

@brittle knoll

[rich crow]

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balls

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[sharp needle]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

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[slate shell]

How much time it take to get someone ban if he is cheating is it instant or take days?

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

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to any pros out there, u guys have any advice on controllably pushing yourself to the limit ?

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[slate shell]

Why its take days

[hexed igloo]

most are instant

[slate shell]

Like if i report him

To dev

[rich crow]

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[hexed igloo]

dont worry, I've been in elite lobbies with silver on the other side

[rich crow]

the valley of death
awaiting the british as they come their way

i barely live 💀

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[rich crow]

i lost 52 💀

back to silv 1

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[hexed igloo]

do you guys think 450 mmr gap still too big

[rich crow]

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[barren wave]

[rich crow]

i got a match against 2 good people, i got a random bronzie as teammate and they obliterated us because of him, next match i crush them so hard first 2 rounds one disconnects, other surrenders at round 5, i gained back like 30 mmr

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[barren wave]

My mom didn't make me to eat🥲

[rich crow]

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[rich crow]

good

[barren wave]

[reef rock]

💀

[rich crow]

how to pro 🙃

[crimson cairn]

escapes backroom with a parachute

[crimson cairn]

Git gud

[rich crow]

i am

[rich crow]

buy skin

skin = skill

[crimson cairn]

Yo same

[rich crow]

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but my pro is turned off rn

[crimson cairn]

Let it stay off

[rich crow]

how to turn it on? 🙃

[hexed igloo]

switch it on

[rich crow]

Where

hold on..

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[crimson cairn]

Oh simple just go to the parallel universe where you are pro and copy paste your skill from you to you

[rich crow]

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hi

[crimson cairn]

You said you were gonna do it, no point backing up now

[hexed igloo]

@rich crow didyoun
know

[rich crow]

i am pro, just need to find my pro switch somewhere in my brain

[crimson cairn]

Also they can see the deleted chats

[rich crow]

know what

sunahibi sequel??

wudahellll

[crimson cairn]

Yea, just go through the brain portal and copy paste

Like i said

simple

[rich crow]

Wuduheelll

[crimson cairn]

Wubbywubbywooooooo

[rich crow]

U have finger sleeves?

[crimson cairn]

?

[rich crow]

Random question

[crimson cairn]

What's that

Oh no

No no, that seems gamer only clothing

No no such thing

[rich crow]

to prevent getting sweat on ur screen from ur fingers

mobile gamer equipment

[crimson cairn]

Skill issue

Seriously who buy that?

[rich crow]

i dunno just happens during a 1v5

[reef rock]

Me

[crimson cairn]

Fair enough

[crimson cairn]

Aye man

[rich crow]

heart rate 158

[crimson cairn]

You pro you live to see the situation

I am the first to die

[crimson cairn]

That's lower than my average ping :/

[rich crow]

nah i'm the one who rush site first 💀

[crimson cairn]

Man never have i seen one

I just die and see others do that stuff

[rich crow]

and get killed by a camping chinese smurfing sweat

[crimson cairn]

Atleast he got a kill

[rich crow]

give me my bing chilling back first

[crimson cairn]

@brittle knoll

Give him his bing chilling

[rich crow]

i can give you your bing chilling

[hexed igloo]

youknow

[crimson cairn]

Someone give him a bing chilling

[rich crow]

know what

[crimson cairn]

Gaslighting

[hexed igloo]

this is fortnite

[ember osprey]

why is defuse so easy

[ember osprey]

no this is patrick

why is defuse so easy and ranked so hard

[hexed igloo]

kids

[ember osprey]

is ranked fill of hackers

[rich crow]

no

[rich crow]

build me a 4 story mansion

[ember osprey]

fml

[crimson cairn]

Because no tryhards

[rich crow]

ranked or comp is what it sounds like

[rich crow]

you can give it too but @brittle knoll must return mine back

[ember osprey]

yeah makes sense

[rich crow]

ur supposed to play seriously

[crimson cairn]

Also cuz its ranked

[silk kraken]

report someone where? in game or on the site?

[ember osprey]

omg baby.dont hurt me

[hexed igloo]

chapter 7 season 43

[rich crow]

hurt me

no more

[ember osprey]

yeah

hows the exam

[rich crow]

i said yesterday

[rich crow]

bet baby boy 😏

[rich crow]

no hurt = no fun

[ember osprey]

Are u natty

[crimson cairn]

How's the results

[covert atlas]

Ayo

[rich crow]

yes i am a natty

[ember osprey]

not.my exqm

[rich crow]

‼️🗣️

[ember osprey]

nice

[woven tulip]

428bleedingintheclub

[rich crow]

Anon

no tren

[ember osprey]

nobody said tren

[woven tulip]

baby

[ember osprey]

oops

[rich crow]

dont hurt me

(i swear on my greatgrandgrandpa)

[woven tulip]

don’t

hurt me

[rich crow]

he already ded tho

no more

[ember osprey]

Mike photoshoots r legendary

[rich crow]

tatatatatata

[ember osprey]

Mike how big is ur pen

[rich crow]

what is love?

[woven tulip]

fr ☸️

[ember osprey]

is

[slate shell]

Both like how much time will it take?

[rich crow]

baby don't hurt me

hhurt me

[woven tulip]

baby

[rich crow]

no more

[woven tulip]

dont hurt me

dont hurt me

no more

[rich crow]

thug

[ember osprey]

what is loooovee what isw lyyy

[woven tulip]

r u shaking ur thug right now?

[rich crow]

no

[woven tulip]

😡🤬

[rich crow]

Are you 14 because I am the 1 4 you 😏

[rich crow]

what the hellllll

i got you

[woven tulip]

pedophilia rizz 😼

[ember osprey]

"babe im pregnant with twins"
doubke it n giv it to the next person

[rich crow]

jaill rizz

[woven tulip]

eating breakfast rn

[ember osprey]

oh hell naw why is every1 14

lmaoo

[woven tulip]

i feel like switching babies at birth is illegal

[rich crow]

nice inbreeding

[woven tulip]

why isnt it

[ember osprey]

nope

[rich crow]

Hey baby
Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail.

[woven tulip]

🗣️

[ember osprey]

iits fine when they r still default characters

[ember osprey]

wiq

wow

[ember osprey]

its fine if they growup to be like Mike

imagine a nation full of Mikes

all they have to do is export Memes

stonkz

[hexed igloo]

Myke

[ember osprey]

"Sir your credit card declined"
"its okay use yours"

[silk kraken]

on the site, usually within 24 hours
in game, it's difficult to estimate

[woven tulip]

hi ax’r

[ember osprey]

or just git gud

[ember osprey]

just tell them to git gud n hackers wont be problem

[slate shell]

Oh

[hexed igloo]

be greatful that the game isnt like MW2019 now

[ember osprey]

yeah

its impossble to detect all hackers

[hexed igloo]

such a ruined great game

[ember osprey]

like if some1 is walling no way u fan find out

unless game has launcher like
R6 battle eye or csgo steam antihack

[woven tulip]

slide canceling, riot shield, auto shotgun w flame rounds, OP meta guns, skillstreak abuse.

[hexed igloo]

no bro, they're being obvious and none of the devs gives any damn cause they know their marketing strategies with the new games

[ember osprey]

no in 2allhack its not obvious

[woven tulip]

mw 2019 was a great COD, but it was no doubt the sweatiest.

[ember osprey]

yeah.i.mean spinbots and fly can be detected

wallhack is impossible

ik im a progamer

[hexed igloo]

my guy

you can hop on a match and find HvH

[young estuary]

Camo Bloons

IMPORTANT! Camo Bloons can't be affected by your Monkeys unless they have a way to detect them. For example Quincy can at level 5 and Dart Monkeys can with the Enhanced Eyesight upgrade.

[ember osprey]

yeah when i see hacker vs hacjer my fren like report em!
Im like
Let Them Fight

[hexed igloo]

there are Meta with cheats bro

can you even believe this anymore

[ember osprey]

lol

meta Hacks

[hexed igloo]

they dont even move

[ember osprey]

the future is hacks

[hexed igloo]

they play for wallbangs

[hexed igloo]

My monkey village:

no bro, that game is so messed up you wont be able to rush them

[ember osprey]

imagine if son grew up like Mike

"Son have u studied for finals"
"Its fine I can cheat"

[hexed igloo]

unlike csgo with their spinbots and stuff in HvH scene

mw2019 is different

[young estuary]

DDTs:

[hexed igloo]

was talking about mw the whole time

[ember osprey]

its impossble to hack with cs go now

[hexed igloo]

they releasing so many games that they know for sure cod enthusiast will hop on and spend money on it, after that they can just kill the previous game cause they dont care

[ember osprey]

There valve devs literally employed to kill cheaters

[hexed igloo]

that's how they make money now

[rich crow]

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[ember osprey]

it applies to SO2 too

[hexed igloo]

they can just release a game with the same Title series for 50 times over and over and they will keep doing it

[ember osprey]

Like FiFa everyyear

[hexed igloo]

not talking smack on mw II tho that game is actually good

[ember osprey]

Fifa players going crazy unboxing Messi for the 50th time 🤓

[slate shell]

@silk kraken my friend reported someone with proof he said dev saying it will take 2 day to ban , why 2 day? And will it be a confirm ban?

[ember osprey]

i like the original MW

[rich crow]

playing with mayo so fun

[ember osprey]

the new MW is like drama between boys

[silk kraken]

which dev?

[hexed igloo]

it is possible, even outside HvH servers there are a lot

[slate shell]

Let me ask him

[ember osprey]

Valve secured ones r quite rare

[hexed igloo]

you will never get away with people cheating even with the greatest anticheat

[ember osprey]

yes ofc

all u can do is decrease the percentage

Valve lterally employ devs to build new anticheats and player dedicated to find cheaters

[hexed igloo]

so you saying impossible doesn't mean anything now

[ember osprey]

close to impossble

but SO2 doesnt hv that

[civic jasper]

🎣

[hexed igloo]

this is what so2 is having now, they can't kill the cheater problem they can only reduce it

[ember osprey]

yeah but.it must be like Valve ones

[slate shell]

He said comm officer

[rich crow]

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[ember osprey]

AxleBolt anticheat

[hexed igloo]

having less cheater is way better than not even taking care of it

[ember osprey]

AxleBolt shld.release fake cheat , hmwhoever install it get ipvan forever

ipban

[silk kraken]

cheater reports are not accepted through the comms officer

[slate shell]

Oh

[rich crow]

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[brittle knoll]

I sold your balls on the black market sorry

[slate shell]

Bro i asked my friend again he said he reported someone exploit bug not cheat

[rich crow]

ahahahaa

[hexed igloo]

i have a quite disagreement with ipban cause it may affect someone that's innocent and may cause misunderstanding since i know how this community was like with "false bans"

[young estuary]

ipban is easy to get around

[silk kraken]

even this is not accepted through the comms officer
this bot is only used for discord related matters

[slate shell]

Oh

[young estuary]

just use a VPN or Dynamic IP

[rich crow]

[young estuary]

@hexed igloo accept friend req

[hexed igloo]

no cause if you have "Had" connected to that ip address connection before it stucks within your device

[primal rain]

this you?

[rich crow]

🙏

[rich crow]

i was the one who purchased it (it was my alt)

[silk kraken]

yes

[slate shell]

@silk kraken sorry to waste ur time but my friend reported to comm officer and he said that dev responded him by saying he will be ban in 2 day so . It all false?

[primal rain]

why ru bean

[young estuary]

Yeah

[slate shell]

Bro my friend too dumb 💀

[rich crow]

turkish femboy community

[primal rain]

me fr

[young estuary]

dms

[slate shell]

@young estuary i ask him for screenshot of it and he is not sending it too 💀

[primal rain]

why

[silk kraken]

i dunno
maybe he didn't explain it well

[woven tulip]

alexa at 427bleedingintheclub on discord

@rich crow

[void bronze]

fellow men

[slate shell]

In shorts u cant report anyone on discord for bug exploit or hack

[silk kraken]

right

[primal rain]

you can actually

ping all devs

easy

[slate shell]

💀

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[woven tulip]

dis u?

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[woven tulip]

🐆

[ember osprey]

any1 who install fake cheat is like some1 caught with drugs

[rich crow]

do it

no balls

One message removed from a suspended account.

no bawls!

[primal rain]

no

[void bronze]

huh

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[ember osprey]

yeah imei tracker

[hexed igloo]

planting fake cheats sounds like a great idea actually, but instead of banning the account it should lock it for a few days to terrorize

[ember osprey]

or SO2 shld allow Camer Access so u can ban some1 IP AnD Face

[rich crow]

i think it is too much risk

[woven tulip]

these streets not made for u cuh 😂🥱🤦‍♂️

[ember osprey]

so Face recogniztion technology

[rich crow]

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One message removed from a suspended account.

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[void bronze]

psychological harm

[rich crow]

i would if it wasn't ban (it is probably ban)

[hexed igloo]

Bro imagine caught cheating and then the Anticheat took a photo from your front camera and blackmail you if you cheat again

[void bronze]

they should do that

[hexed igloo]

the ultimate anticheat

[rich crow]

so sick tech!

[ember osprey]

SO2 shld allow Camera access by user ,

IF user is hacking take picture of face and share in twitter

[rich crow]

wow!

[woven tulip]

disu? 🐀🐁

[void bronze]

they really should

[ember osprey]

Yeah

[void bronze]

🐹

[ember osprey]

@silk kraken we have breakthrough idea please read

[hexed igloo]

imagine logging onna new update and then standoff 2 would like to acces your camera

[ember osprey]

yes i would.allow

bcoz i am honest

axlebolt dev can look at my handsome face akl day

[silk kraken]

then the users can sue axlebolt

[void bronze]

would like you Standoff 2 to have access to your camera?

[ember osprey]

I wont

hackers have extra fat on face

n they have pimples all over

[void bronze]

nah most of them dont even have puberty yet

[ember osprey]

Always Allow

[hexed igloo]

bus

[ember osprey]

or Axlebolt shld put.in Terms and conditions Hacking is ellegal n can sue User

Oh I Know!

[red forge]

Guys why standoff 2 doesnt have votekick but csgo has

[void bronze]

check again

you would be surprised

[hexed igloo]

would you smash standoff 2 (1) tag

[void bronze]

m

i

i uhh

[ember osprey]

most prepubescent kids who hack hav higher chance of growing up to be terrorist

think about it

if you.stop it early then they will grow to proper adults

[void bronze]

riot games be rocking in their chair rn

hearing about this anticheat

[ember osprey]

Riot games shld allow Acess to FaceCam

[hexed igloo]

these kids are growing so fast like they vaping at 8, mf' i was waiting for that new naruto eps everyday at that age

[void bronze]

i was choking on lego at that age

[ember osprey]

when i was 8 i was searching for paris hlton ndes like wtf is wrong eith kids these days

vaping and hscking n sht

[hexed igloo]

you won't be able to experience it at 100

great for you

[red forge]

Is there really votekick in this game?

[void bronze]

cant have anything when youre old

[void bronze]

yes in competitive

if you ever played it before

[proper gyro]

Kicking "Pregnant Woman"
4 ✅
1 ❌

[red forge]

Oh i thought it has in bomb

[void bronze]

Kicking player " in the balls"

[hexed igloo]

i honestly don't care if they do, but they gotta learn some manners like why do you have to blow it right at me

[void bronze]

mf

they called me

if im interested in buying their stocks

who do i look like

[hexed igloo]

businessman

[proper gyro]

I'll have them smoke ash

whose tasting strawberry now

[proper gyro]

sockless viet wearing only flip flops to work

[void bronze]

nah

i wear

[hexed igloo]

hold on, i need to hit this Blueberry Butterfly green tea boba flavored smoke

[void bronze]

shoes

the rats ate my flip flops

[red forge]

Who use left finger to shoot

[hexed igloo]

is the rat problem there really that bad

[proper gyro]

you don't drive a tuktuk?

[void bronze]

nah

[hexed igloo]

who doesn't

[void bronze]

they even live in my ac once

its way worse

[silk kraken]

eat the rats

[proper gyro]

bro getting cooled with rat poop

[void bronze]

i cant ride or drive anything

[void bronze]

it was like

2 years ago

[hexed igloo]

meat popsicle

[void bronze]

it stank

[woven tulip]

who want me to cook them a delicious, delicate, homemade, healthy, nutritious meal?

[void bronze]

up the whole house

[proper gyro]

🐔

[void bronze]

🦦

[proper gyro]

well imma shower now

[void bronze]

yes

[woven tulip]

:myfacewhen:

[proper gyro]

eating 4 bowls of rice was abit too much

[red forge]

Its night

[woven tulip]

i’ll cook you

[hexed igloo]

if a rat dies inside your ac does that make your room a toxin gas chamber

[void bronze]

what

oh yeah

[proper gyro]

cool amonia

[void bronze]

its always me the one that cleans up dead rats

[warm dune]

Anyone wanna buy my account for 20 dollars

[void bronze]

because my mom is scared of rats

[proper gyro]

@silk kraken

oh yea thanks for the role

if that was you.

[woven tulip]

Some lamb with asparagus, and a Caesar salad

[void bronze]

what do you have on that

[woven tulip]

it was me

[void bronze]

whos caesar

[woven tulip]

a salad

[warm dune]

#📸│photos message this and shields

[red forge]

Motolov sucks i kept dying because of my teammates throwing it everywhere

[woven tulip]

molotov them back

[void bronze]

damn

necromancer

[proper gyro]

@void bronze @woven tulip @hexed igloo if a mate said they'll treat you a meal but you want to go home...would you take it?

[red forge]

Molotov* i forgot

[warm dune]

Yeah 20 dollars only

[void bronze]

i would

[woven tulip]

yes

[void bronze]

free food

[woven tulip]

i would eat the meal

@rich crow

[rich crow]

@woven tulip

[woven tulip]

hi

[rich crow]

hi

[woven tulip]

i drinking cogfee

[silk kraken]

a mate treating you to a meal? does this really ever happen?

[woven tulip]

:>

[proper gyro]

i can show pic

[woven tulip]

it do

i cook meals for nox every other day

[rich crow]

whatduhelllll

[silk kraken]

it sounds really weird

[woven tulip]

wdym

i’m literally providing a meal

food

to a friend

[red forge]

I tried but one molotov cant kill one team, they throw 2 molotov to kill me

[rich crow]

can you provide me meals too

[hexed igloo]

which color ranches

[void bronze]

i would eat

food

[woven tulip]

there’s red ranch?

[void bronze]

pink sauce

[hexed igloo]

fire ranch

[void bronze]

ram ranch

15 naked cowboys

[rich crow]

femboys

[hexed igloo]

⁉️⁉️

🔥🔥🔥

[woven tulip]

my favorite farm

i bet it’s wholesome

[proper gyro]

what

[primal rain]

what

[woven tulip]

@proper gyro

[hexed igloo]

this gotta be the hardest producer tag if i ever heard one

[rich crow]

guess not 😟

[woven tulip]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

kill

[woven tulip]

@void bronze

[rich crow]

yourel

Anybody know a promo code?

[void bronze]

what

[hexed igloo]

@rich crow take notes

[silk kraken]

if you go to a restaurant with a friend, he pays for what he ate, and you pay for what you ate
unlessone of you doesn't have money on him

paying for someone's meal is something you only do with a female partner

[rich crow]

i heard you

[woven tulip]

nah we not in a restaurant, i’m cooking the meal at home

[rich crow]

b4lL-5694-20LM-40

[woven tulip]

you got it mixed up

[peak hearth]

911✈️🏢

[woven tulip]

😂😂😂😂😂

[hexed igloo]

drum build up* 15 naked cowboys (epic breakcore drums)

[rich crow]

bro the wife ‼️🗣️🔥🔥

[woven tulip]

nox*

[rich crow]

(lolicore drop)

[silk kraken]

you'd make a great wife

[woven tulip]

real

[void bronze]

you guys should consider the song im listening rn

[rich crow]

on thug???

[woven tulip]

i’ll check it out

[silk kraken]

true

[woven tulip]

Oh, you got an azz on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your azz open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your azz! Take your hands off it and shake that shi. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug azz right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! Damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.

[rich crow]

😭😭

[woven tulip]

honest {ax} delete reaction

[hexed igloo]

axmn

[proper gyro]

literally said: man ion got no money
friend 2: come so f1 will treat you.
me: naw i can go home
friend 1: sure but where we eating?
🐔

[void bronze]

at home

[rich crow]

Liar🤦‍♂️

[woven tulip]

we eating in the sewer

on my 🐁 shi

[rich crow]

bro think he sewerslvt

[rich crow]

read it carefully fam

[void bronze]

laugh at this man

[rich crow]

🦕

[rich crow]

🫵😂

[woven tulip]

u

[hexed igloo]

on that fentanyl dining

[rich crow]

no

[woven tulip]

🦖

[silk kraken]

if you didn't have money on you, it makes sense
ain't no way I'm paying for someone's meal when he has the money to pay for it himself

[void bronze]

i heard they stopped making music

what happened

[red forge]

Downloading standoff 2 again

[rich crow]

i dont know

[hexed igloo]

worst idea

[rich crow]

im not her fan

[rich crow]

Bruh

[rich crow]

cancel

uninstall

[red forge]

I havent played it for a week

[primal rain]

subahibi referance

[rich crow]

true

[rich crow]

read subahibi

[primal rain]

yay

read subahibi

[rich crow]

what is sub habibi, so many people mention it here

[hexed igloo]

subahibi

[proper gyro]

forgot my wallet at home, like I've got the money to eat out anyways

[void bronze]

hamood habibi

[proper gyro]

too broke

[proper gyro]

no clients

[primal rain]

read subahibi you will understand

me when reading subahibi

[void bronze]

the daily gacha quests are done

[rich crow]

wise words, thigh pic

[umbral garnet]

Chases with parachute

[rich crow]

you can't make me do it

[void bronze]

i can do assignments

[primal rain]

RULE 2

[hexed igloo]

thanks for reminding me

[rich crow]

then read the tractacus logico-philosophicus

[proper gyro]

yea lemme speedrun shower for so2 dailies

bai

[rich crow]

i read maleus maleficarum daily

[rich crow]

whadehelell is that

provided by the inquisition

exquisite book.

[void bronze]

discord be like

[primal rain]

tf

[woven tulip]

me in my 80s sitting in the subway bench when some random teenagers say “you can do the thug shaker?”
(I’m violently crying and laughing at the remembrance of my old friend)

[primal rain]

dude read rule 2 on loaf

[void bronze]

Enhance your Discord experience!

nah

[rich crow]

hes not on load

loaf

😟

what is load

[primal rain]

ahahahahhah

noob

[rich crow]

you mean loaf

[hexed igloo]

im a visual learner

[woven tulip]

ok then

[hexed igloo]

please demonstrate

[red forge]

Where is the leave button

[primal rain]

you mean Lunar Orbital Attack Force

[rich crow]

[void bronze]

nah delete discord

dont just leave

[rich crow]

in your 455

[rich crow]

you mean the transorbital lobotomy

[primal rain]

what the heleleel

[hexed igloo]

the bomb

[slate shell]

Bro these glitch or bug exploiter in sand map get ban or not?

[rich crow]

has been defused

[primal rain]

ur silly

[void bronze]

me everytime after the lobotomy 😂😂😂

[slate shell]

Because i am seeing a lot these days

[rich crow]

man i want to devour a pear

it is sitting in my table

taking a glance at me

[void bronze]

eat it

[rich crow]

wise advice

will do

[hexed igloo]

daily reminder guys, breathe manually

[rich crow]

guys

help

i cant change my name

[void bronze]

name or nickname

[rich crow]

nickname

[sage widget]

these servers are so badd

[void bronze]

oh

[sage widget]

xDD

[void bronze]

didnt i show you how tho

[rich crow]

facts

hi

[silk kraken]

your tongue is not resting in a comfortable position

[sage widget]

mua?

[rich crow]

dont forget to blink

[void bronze]

swag

[rich crow]

your feet toes are touching each other

[void bronze]

no they arent

[hexed igloo]

your eyes been blinking by its own

[sage widget]

did u just play a competetive game

[void bronze]

my legs are crossing

[sage widget]

mua

[rich crow]

what

[rich crow]

how about you cross deez nutz

[sage widget]

o no nvm

wrong guy

xD

[rich crow]

i played allies

[naive anchor]

Why do i always get server timeout every 5 seconds in game?

[rich crow]

remember the battle of berlin guys

never forget it

[sage widget]

cuz its the worst game ever

[rich crow]

skill issue

[slate shell]

1962 was one of the best year of berlin

[naive anchor]

that sticker goes hard

[rich crow]

1939*

[hexed igloo]

remember when 1956 was a thing?

crazy

[naive anchor]

who else is bricked up right now⁉️🗣️

[rich crow]

no no, 1939 is best, trust

i was there

[hexed igloo]

rockhard 🔥🔥⁉️

[void bronze]

capital of germany
paris

[hexed igloo]

the capital of Singapore is Singapore

[rich crow]

the capital of france does not exist.

[hexed igloo]

france is not real

wake up

wake up

[rich crow]

wake up

[hexed igloo]

i can feel the matrix coming inside of me

[rich crow]

remember that time a german general asked the help of the americans to evacuate some horses before the soviets ate them? so silly that time

[naive anchor]

do you live on united usa of

[rich crow]

no

ew

[stuck river]

Gg

[naive anchor]

the big day is tomorrow

[rich crow]

i always found funny when men dressed as women pretending to be men

[void bronze]

what

how does that work

[hexed igloo]

Bulked built men with maid dress

[void bronze]

oh

[rich crow]

kind of, but not really

i just wonder why internet is love so much femenine boys

[naive anchor]

yes

[hexed igloo]

⁉️⁉️🔥

[naive anchor]

femboy supremacy

[void bronze]

because

discord

[hexed igloo]

ever since covid everyone of my friends got weird fetish

[naive anchor]

like what

[rich crow]

anyone want to play some allies gamemode on standoff 2: fireborn?

[naive anchor]

i love Standoff 2: Fireborn published by Axlebolt

[void bronze]

nah i suck

[rich crow]

it is so fun game!

[hexed igloo]

dont search ut

please

[void bronze]

what

[rich crow]

i play with mayo sometimes, we crush people until they cry

[hexed igloo]

axleman

[void bronze]

i cant eat mayo alone

[rich crow]

specially when killing dirty cheater and dishonorable camper, so fun game!

[void bronze]

always have to mix it

with other sauces

[hexed igloo]

you ever talked to a guy that say being hang alive is hot

[void bronze]

what

[naive anchor]

love axlebolt, must buy 100$ worth of cases

[rich crow]

i talked to Alexander the Great of the North

[rich crow]

im hot

[hexed igloo]

you ever stubbed your toe so hard that you forgot that the Start and End of Ww2 is mainly cause of german

[rich crow]

you read sub habibi, you are NOT hot.

[rich crow]

i never did that!

not true

you are a liar

[void bronze]

Oppenheimer style

opp

opp

[rich crow]

oh

i am sorry for calling you liar

[naive anchor]

yes i really love being matched with trash teammates and enemy smurfs

[rich crow]

hate project manhattan

hate nukes

[void bronze]

hate truman