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Sure
do u sometimes play like pro and sometimes like bronze
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@unique juniper I think it's 'inshallah'
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Amin
@jolly dawn always happen
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Not always but yea i think everybody does blunder
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why did someone put akr carbon for sale for 600 gold
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I am in a wedding and everyone here is acting like animals like they have never seen thumbs up and ice cream
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ong
who rich
@jolly dawn 
why u stonk me
someone have a private server?
private server on what?
what
what
I had one
what
what
on standoff
What
what
what

can you give me mp?
go to friends click create costum and play alone or with friends
Who down for competitive
rank?
Yee
@frosty sable I "had'
cuh if I play I'd only get 2 kills
oh
S4
@jolly dawn dm your uid
i may play like pro and may play like bronze
I wanna play but I can't here
anyone else want
depends on how good ur enemies r
we play tomorrow
@steady void why not
so nobody have a private server standoff?
sometimes my aim gets so bad i can't even explain it
I m in a wedding part
We all have those days
That's why
Some days we do good some days we do bad
Oh ok thats fine
It’s hard to get consistent
tryn to spray and u hit only the wall☠
Kids are playing free fire here
Getting tilted has an effect too
free fire still exists?
exactly
16-17 years ago "kids"
Who else wanna play ranked defuse with me and @jolly dawn
happens to me so many times
anyone else silver-gold wants competitive?
dm
shi lemme join
@hasty grail dm me uid
@sudden crypt ff is tooooooooooo overrated
@sudden crypt dm uid
Overated than naruto
add me
for is mad mid
i add them
What's y'all prefer region I can set it to France which is the lowest available ping I can play on bec Southern USA has no lobby's
France fine with me
im usually on France also
Alr
Which region has a lot of players online everytime?
France cool
I wanna know
will u add me
auto servers
singapore
@jolly dawn 
anyone wants to play allies im so cold to gold
Uwu
@novel ibex I sent u my ID
UwU
Anyone giving away gold by any chance ?
Uwu
probably gold giveawayers
come
idk if i should stick this season stickers on akr carbon and sell the akr
Wait wait
where
nah wait for the stickers to come in market and sell then at night
Should I save this year stickers?
that's what I was thinking also
ys
I got an epic one
hopefully I can get like 60 gold for all stickers
How much gold it would be
Will we get any rewards for the 6 year event in so2 and when will the event happen ?
we got rewards
already
Which once ?
the 6 year spray
The spray was the reward ?
Bruh
I didn't get one
After this season pass the 6 year will begin
Bro look at this
Alr*
why didn't they give like 10 gold for their birthday
hi
cao
Plsss gold
🗿
no
i don't even have for myself
why
I need
@rich crow why
do you need it
i need 140 gold and I'm gonna get it myself
Create inventori
🫳
🥏 Kaaaaameeeeehaaaameeehaaaaa!!!!!!!
🫴
huh
ask your mom or something
it took me one month to save up 20 gold
just play the game
and I'll get around 100 gold more when season ends
Hahaha bro u on top 😂
haha
U can get more if you wait before selling your season stuff. So it gets more value
Who's ranger
Do my method and u can make 20g east
Easy every 6-7 days
We need 1 ranger
How ? DM me
how

im so close to gold lol
I am getting poop in public
ayo
how to get promo code?
what gun is it
No
@crystal lichen money
?
@short lodge fs I think
Ak Necromancer 4 sticker flack
How much
hmmm i got to much fs skins lol
Olá
how much
What?
Alguém me manda pro servidor BR porfavor
350g
Kaffn found out what thug shaker central meant
He changed the name to loaf strip center

How do I enter the BR server?
Play whit me ?
Who gave him admin
Vai em conferir canais e configura ativando a parte BR
Back
Anyone want to play with me?
Imagine not knowing
Anyone got a clan I’m almost silver 4 and I need ppl to play with
What a boomer
dude i know that dude who leaked articles and that server
who wants my dragon awm
but i didn't know the name
He knew about the leaked documents but not the discord server name itself LOL
me fr
Smh
Lol
Ima have dinner quick let’s play after
Ok
Name of clan ?
Comp anyone
I got a good name
Need 1 or 2
Bunny hopping central LOL
.
What it’s good
Not
Yes it is
Henlo
I’m so sad 😞
can be better
I will become happy if someone send me nitro 😢
You think of something other than “Loaf’s strip server”
Yeah ngl
Well u better
wahfade

@primal rain comp?
fs, tec 9 and deagle users*
nah

Did you all crack your knuckles tonight
meaning?
A loaf of bread?
Idk you come up with an abbreviation
FRR
Lunar Orbit Attack Fotce
@rich crow ????
Go for it
lol
robot got it
@rich crow btw what were you taking about before i came with loaf forms?
a server

Olá
@brittle knoll
Hi
Hii
pop
5v5 go?
Fun fact our plants protect us from our sun's heat but the sun is actually protecting our planets
5v5 go?
Can you play?
5vs5?
That's call win-win situation, except maybe the sun is losing energy... Eh win-win
5v5
Fivevfive
5v5 gooo ???
1am
Dam
Sleep
as a shield that protects the planets from interstellar radiation
So it's a win win
That interstellar radiation better give me some powers when the son dies
Yea win-win
We better be alive till then
Nah
As a species
Looking for players to join up for competitive ranked gold and silver players
Dm me your uid
Yo me but tomorrow gotta sleep or i will have aasswhoppin for sure
There better be real life pokemon in the future
Anime girls


Gen z as grandmas or Grandpas will be like "back in my day I used to get 2 nukes in war zone you guys are easy with your generation ratio"
All hail the anime girl
@worthy maple you down for competitive
Grandpa... What is a nuke?
The bruh meme would still be around with the new iphone 20 pro max and ps15
And gta6 will finally be released
"you choose death"
Too early
Nah I still think no
Max graphics card is probably going to be 9560
Cmon grandpa i just had my imortal pills last week don't joke like that
And then gta6 would be released the day after
Lol
Lool
lol
Ain't no peaceful now huh, old man
RAHHH
Raaaaah your sister is dead
gta 6 dropping next year or two
Ill be the weirdest grandpa I'll be like "hey pal... Oh your playing csgo3? Man back in my day I used to use AK and M4 with good aim you guys have railguns"
Alright you all know i am that indian guy who know where you leave so go to sleep early or i will crawl in your walls, this is not a joke this is a warning
and ofc rockstar drops a trailer around 1-2 years before actual release
Yeah and fallout76 will finally get updates and be fun
@woven tulip i guess you don't know what whoooosh is the sound of
I feel like retirement homes will be filled in with gamers
They be chilling in their rooms with a PC
Touch some grass grandpa
Imagine a bunch of 80 year old grandpas playing COD and shouting racial slurs
Wait, we never did by then than
no
i knew it was a joke
"no I'll gwiddy on the proch"
just wanted to say what i said
How we gonna have grandkids
Lol
Just happens
i cannot imagine 80 year olds with gen z haircuts, gen z tattoos and speaking slang.
some dude is selling normal ark necromancer for 15k gold lmao
Oh wait artificial womb
that’s just uncanny or something
Yea no problem
Loll
I feel like old us with probably be sitting on a hover craft if nothing ain't in the future like that I ain't about to sit there
They be saying that "you needed the n word pass in my days"
Dattebayo
"hey sunny are you goateed with the sauce?"-👵
Never got that
Imagine we try to keep up with gen w or som
i imagine the future is just regular people riding around in scooters on sidewalks n shi
What’s gen W?
Future gen idk
and they only got AI in restaurants and fast food
They might make up a new word
I want a game like sword art online in the future 
For the next generation
Aww hell yed
i imagine like 95% of jobs have been occupied by AI
I wanna slay some goblin
I wouldn’t mind even if I get stuck it’s still better than irl xd

and i imagine that Virtual Reality will be very common, with people living out their fantasies and dream lives in a super realistic VR room all day.
I have a vr headset
It's a Oculus quest 2
just need go to sleep
to distract them from the fact they have no worth if they cannot contribute to society
If a game like Sao appeared with the nerve gear I would buy it and try it out as soon as I can
Yup
very cool
I imagine Jordan 79
i imagine people will have like VR rooms, entire rooms the size of a living room or so that they just live out their virtual life.
For baseball shoes
Damn ur describing me
☠️
at one point they’ll run out of unique designs
and most definitely will run out of likable designs
They be like "USE ALL THE designs and all of the shoe brands in one shoe we call it 100 in 1
I don’t even like the Jordan’s ever
is this normal?
Waig

lol
Report HuaWei
Jebta sie
🤣
they’re some i genuinely like, but most others i wouldn’t bother to buy
unless i was a hardcore collector
Ciule
I’ve never rlly been into shoes
YO
Dude they have the 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 Nike kicks
what if they made a shoe that can turn into different shoes
Lol
like one jordan, that can turn into lets say a Jordan 2, 13, 9 and 7?
Imagine you can use an app for that and draw or add images for it
that’s some future shi fr
What’s if they make a shoe that can make u fly
probably
we already got jetpacks
Imagine
LMAO
lol
bro got muted 😭
Sup female dogs
Mah
Much better
greetings.
Nah
Woof
Wtf????!!?!?!!?!?!
Ayo
dam
greetings derogatory term for females!1!1!!1!
or a simple common offensive word to describe a rude person
Brain cancer
in 4 months
Agreed
he did the 1 2 be weirder than more 3 4 he's definitely down bad for more 5 6 Nike kicks
you can do the ||rump shaker||? The ||thug shaker||!!!
He better buckle his shoe tho
Yes
why have buckled shoes gone outta style fr
I don't speak Spanish
Dobrze
Bro
Nah das fair im not a shoe person myself
Im more of a watch person
Why me?
I’m a connoisseur of multiple, multiple different things.
Nah man i love shoes
Dobra czochraj bobra
who's rich enough to donate me 3 gold
Have intercourse with shoes everyday
shoes good thing
But stil
You should ask charity organizations
but overpriced
Tf
probably
yeah sure
Twoja muzyka

Ssij lache
5v5 go?
send me a picture of you putting a skin up for a very specific price like “4.71”
Dude give up you won't find someone who speaks your language here I'm sorry - in a sad disappointed voice
alr, so i put 4.71 or what
bro speaking some foreign pacific islander language
how much will 20% take
let me see
5v5 goo??

Your not sleeping yet
Look I'll demonstrate
yep
I kinda get the appeal of shoes but for me I like watches more
3.77 gold

👊😮->😴
alr
demonstrate anything
Or
good idea
i put any skin?
yeah
and send me a pic of it
😮+🛏️->🛌
im at bed now
about 2 hours

done
xD
Pawn is being pin by bishop rook and queen
hola
🫲😐🫱
🦶🦶
You have 2 bishop at the line of sight of the two bishop that is pinning the pawn
And one rook that is checking the king
What do you do
idk
Here the chess board
what
what

Poggers
Not bad lad
Now queen takes rook
Your check mate
Leaving a empty gap
Between you and your king
sup
Hello
who is playing ?
Question about mrr why it's sometimes half giving
I will say to you in the morning "bad morning " instend of "good morning"
?
should i buy 10 uncommon skins from rival collection for 25% chance of getting akr carbon
other 3 skins is loss
yes or no
nvm im not that rich
Hey, somebody can help me? I can't play,It stays looking for a game for more than 5 minutes
The servers are ok?
G wagon
idk
i switched severs
and it let me play
where to report a hacker
Chill
😦
Hey
My account got banned
Reason is hack
When im not used any hack
How can i use now?
Could i support it back?
No unban possible
Anyone wanna play NA East Ranked
Unfortunately you cannot get the account back
😦
@hollow oak nab
That makes me sad
I got banned when i do not anything
Like hack
If i write an email to the standoff I have a chance?
And they check if i hack
Any1 m40 1v1?
You can't appeal the ban
since the account was banned for cheating
Update
hit me up
When is next new box/case coming
Next year
Like bro we just got a new one ☠️
W
Ikr would be too good if we had 2 a year
I have a better one
Akr monster

No new box skin give more gold in start so i need new 🤡
Akr royale frost better
Yuh ik with 10k coins u can have 100g+ eZ
Monster better
I dont have 10k but still new skin give so much gold
Monster looks cooler 
+rep
Akr royale frost will be cool
Too expensive for the gun it's on imo
(I never used the Famas and I just wanted the skin fr)
so true
White and golden
I use famas it's my favorite gun
https://link.standoff2.com/tr/profile/view/180498089 hacer tr server
15k for a famas skin, like bro skin is a piece of art but famas....
it should've been on another weapon 
hacer tr server
imagine a Monster AWP

I want fable to get removed asap
the AK would've been so sick
I have so much fable
@rich crow ngl 3/20
bros on nitro first day and spamming gifs

I would have own one fosho 15k for that piece of art? Take my gold bro
Ill send a link in your dms, please wait for a bit.
shut up me too
I have musophobia delete this
Knifes don't make the inv look good its just a +
Classic nitro?
why sometimes does show hit damage but show particles
Ya you got robbed m8
Classic nitro is like taking your money and throwing in the trash
No animated pfp 😭
I genuinely want to know why it’s normalised to give money to a communication app just to be able to send some dumb gifs
No custom tags 😭
Will knife ever be free
Ur not making any sense
My pfp and name > all of discord
My pfp fits perfectly with my name
Look at my name then look at pfp
Same thing
so true jamal
on me , that's the time we living in
I'd never
ong
Bruh
Says the guy with black anime pfp
adult man
Straight up racist
no father?
Wow
@rich crow bro's name is jamal 💀
It will never live up to Cancer Induced Jack Frost Plushie
dont reply friendly fire
shu t yo edgy ahh
Oh yin in in the chat time to leave
👏
Sup
This guy can't be smack talking with that anime pfp LOL
who is
What the hell is going on here
💀
i forgor
Maybe they're just kidding
im not that racist
woah
There are lots of racist jokes on the Internet tbh
i don't condone that
bruh i wroted msg to the clan channel,it got deleted in now its 6 hrs cooldown
It's meant for only sending the requirements to join a clan with a screenshot of the Clans name.
Least average discord conversation
yeah i wroted requirements
exactly what hitlersaid
Moment
i'm famous
No ur not ur a random
fake
Hello men
cool
Real
cool
fake
Real
nu uh
fake
HI
I Russia,you know russia landuage
I bad know English
thats ok
Nahh aint no way

Did you know

over here pondering on how i may learn 2 months of math assignments in a 12 days timespan.
Hypocrisy is so fun
shiver me timbers
around ~50 assignments
I want to learn how to speak English
you speedrun and relearn it
Hi
i got a plan
Hi men
ima just finish all my other subjects in the next 5 days
what's the plan
Someone standoff 2

and focus on math for a week straight
bro really said "i'm telling to the teacher"
already getting bible done today
Someone standoff 2
Now
thanks Azathoth (K. Nightly)
Can I say my name
what is your rank?
by any chance are you a happy king? @paper tangle
Guys where can I trade standoff acckunts
We
you removed it.
Or buy gold for cheap
you cannot
true
Although half of my body is in pain, I'm having fun working to earn money.
We
so true
?
i’ll have to complete 10 assignments per day for a week straight :wuttahell:
Here you are
both accounts will be banned
what kind of work?
Martin to
Mechanic
alr thx for info
Someone would come to play
oh, but i bet it pays well, no?

around 500-600 bi-weekly
Someone is coming to play
Guys is there way to buy gold using PayPal?
Its better than nothing
What's up
you're working for someone, right?
this ceiling
yea
Ok

my dad used to have his own garage, he was making a lot of money
?
but working for someone is not so great
is your language difficult for Russians?
I use a translator to communicate
i think a card is necessary to make purchases directly, but you probably can purchase a gift card using PayPal and use the balance from the gift card to make purchases in the game
Can someone tell me what's the new promo codes
thanks alot
it always isn't but its somewhere to start at
true
u speak alot of languages?
starting with a credit card is as at the beginning tbh
Its a little bug for VCs here so I have to put all of them in order to join one or see it.

k
Where can I buy gift cards tho
shops
Is there electronic versions
Search on Google dawg, "buy gift cards online"
Yeah Bro dame
i mean, some people sell the code for more cheap but u can get scammed
@rich crow
Yes bro
Hi
Hi
I need a clan
No1 anseer
yes, but you have to make sure that the gift card can be activated in your country
@rich crow I haven't got a knife
Does standoff 2 gift even exist
Yeah thanks
My mum talk not money in game
No donation
@rich crow Can you help me?
You cant get it then
What is the email address of the game where I can send the artwork for the art contest?
ahh I love emote spams
no
My email?
especially when its someone new to the server and they get a warn and then a timeout

https://help.standoff2.com/en > red button in the bottom right corner > send us a message > art contest > take part, fill out the details of your submission
Anyone wanna play 2v2?
Thanks brother

i vouch

@rich crow you should spend your whole day again playing TF2 
i think i would be depressed for a 3 whole days if i spent my whole day playing video games / being online
I am on Discord with my left over mobile data. Probably not anytime soon...
Rip in Peace Hel. Good luck for today and everyday 
Hopefully the internet is back soon. Been dead for God knows how many hours.

me who went 7 days without internet, having to use my data :clueless:
How do you get knifes
Hello everyone
How do you get knifes
buy gold > buy knife on the market
- Donate
- Trade
- take by promocode
- Scam
Option 2 and 4 = BAN
play game, finish passes, and sell stuff to get gold
You will need like 2-3 years
To take 100G XD
theres promocodes?
Of course
مجہے نہیں پتا
Idk, I just bought a lot of gold
i didn't because no credit card
bro i upatde standoff
hi
I did it by Google Play Cards :/
no Google playcards here
so i can't redeem them
Oh, sad((
yo
it's so dumb that u can't redeem giftcards from other countries
??
how are you?
and
just get good stickers and gun skins
and that's free 100 gold
Oke, wait I will level up my LUCK
@silk kraken Hi sorry to bother I have downloaded the AXLEBOLT Assets license on my mobile but I can't open it because it is .page, I downloaded apps for it but they don't work, any idea?
Pd: Same with the .FBX
look at the pass from last season, stickers go from 16 to 600 gold
Arcane??
Idk
but u have pass
I had pass
i don't 😃
I buy it for 500G
how do u buy pass for gold
Season passes = 500G
Event passes = 250G
how do u even buy them for gold
I have my own sellers
When you play too much, you start to have good relationships
just play game and open boxes
took me 5 days to afford 12 gold skin
teacher of teacher sticker?????
frrr
frrr
no
Wooooo sup
hi
any one of yall play shotguns on eco rounds?
oh
round where little muney or just a round where you save money for later
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