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Where I can send my ID?
false
False
Use your birthday money for gold
u said u paid 5000$ in so3
.
which mode
maybe fast
Defuse
5 min queue timer
Determined by your network
No match on defuse
118080651 add me
Uhh

@mellow hawk play defuse
real
I'm in the UK using fibre idk I don't have any queue issues with any other game
@mellow hawk i will play with you
Any Albanian player here?
Sure bro
I leaned trigonometry
@mellow hawk what is your ID
:]
Can I play to?
Yeah cool
So I can
@mellow hawk i add you you just have to accept
Accepted
MUMMY it’s my name
Today?
@lean cape what is your ID
Weird for a nmae
i hate playing comp with random players 💯
Yeah
118080651 add me
thats good
But I forget about everything
😂
lol
come on
Comp?
Ofc standoff2
@worthy maple did u add meh
118080651
Nope sorry
Sigma
who can tell me were can i type promo code on ios because at shop it despire
Hi
yeap
Hi
@mellow hawk France server man
Yes bro i wanne play wit you some allies
No 15 but lets play more @mellow hawk
Sure
it's casual, the difficulty will be random you either got pro teammate in your team or in opponent team or just literal garbage team/opponent

Hi
why are you even tryharding on correcting yourself
you correcting yourself like 3 times
its 2 time i guess, only 1 mistake
what did this person do?
no one asked u mf@plucky pendant
but i asked tho
none of ur business
All players noobs
come 1v1 now
Silver 2? Hahha I don't waste time on people like you
its only a role lmao
he has 50 million power
hi
.
In rise of Kingdom ☠️

Lol
Hello
Hello how can ı talk with manager
I am the manager
Moderator*
Lol
Hello
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Bad girl 🤙
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video had a slight error nice now i can't upload this by 11pm
wooo am thanks for that dum ahh camera bug
Guys when I remove the medal sticker will it still be new or totally removed?
Shields can be re-used
2 more medals @woven tulip
the medals how do u get them
Level up.
Defuse.
im halfway through

HRLO

121723688 this is my ID if anyone wanna 1v1 me
good morning everyone
nox
lowkey i’m coolin rn i dont worry bout nun i’m jus chillin rn in my own circle brah ain’t go no worries fr
good to hear
yo
greetings.
ok
Anyone competitive?
I'm rank pushing to gold

Who wants to play some face it
What is that
Something

Okay i will play then
No
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I hate this 
Who knew this guy? @rich crow
🫣🫣🫣
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😭😭
🎰🎰🏍️✈️☠️
If anyone is gonna throw that i am gonna get that 100%
what does this even mean
No matter where i look
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XD
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i do not see it
casinos and motorcycles?
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No no
wait till you find out there’s been hundreds of aviation deaths
🛬🌇🌆
@hybrid fable 😂😂😂😂😂
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Lol
And is in america too
Ok I'm back
Hi lym
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What are you going to play outside
Irl standoff
Although it's already 9:50pm now
Lol
2:51 pm
How are you going to play outside
Here
It's 9:51pm here
Kid's game
What game bro
Lol
Hiw much does the gold pass cost?
Dam
but in park
How
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You have friends who want to play?
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Because it's too dark
15
So you're telling me they agreed
I'd play but I'll need a lantern
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Last time we played in the park for an hour, but only played once
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Bro got that white stare
Fr
wer ready
Are there hiding spots in the park
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Biiig park
Under the rock
Dam
Go pick that rock
How big
There better be a Play ground

Or I'm not going
yep
:(.
better than playground
I can't go anyway

mountains and trees
big lake
You call quits
We use positioning
Nah some dude with a white mask with a knife will come out
We use positioning, seeker uses positioning to find us
My ahh
Wdym
Like you can only hide in those spots
Ohh you mean like you have a map and you can only hide within the map
Right?
yep
map on phone
Did you draw it
Is there light in le park

lol
yes,but don't have on mountain
that is so big
Hm
u can hide in park anywhere
Hm

Hi
greetings.
So you can hide in the mountains
Hi
Su
Hi
Sup
@woven tulip @woven tulip @woven tulip
yes
Dms
Bro
i ain reading allat
yes
Have one of you guys gotten lost
Ia the time spent with friends... A lost time?
im at home now ,but im going to park later
maybe not
If I were 16 and playing with you guys Im going to hide in the most diabolical hiding spot
haha
At the park entrance
Nah
Some guy stole my ak
we began at park entrance
Exactly

Dude you can get lost on the mountain
Wdym
i must to go now
Bye

Club penguin kil
Whar
I don’t see it
.

Is gyro added
No.
How much does the goldpass cost?
Are even gonna add gyro
We dont know
Me
you silly
She's laughing at me
🤣🤣🤣
Yes
Hey

Aint nobody laughing when I get out of gold 2

Be careful noe
I don't want u dying of laughter

And that's how he died
@rich crow us died
i only need 3 moe games till i calibrate
video delayed to tmrw yay
me too frr

yippe
My video is delayed by a week
all cuz m f am decided it's camera to fk up everything
WHEE
WHEE
and rendering
Rip
WHEEE
If I have time
don’t let me push you
I want to be pushed
hopefully before noon tmrw it's done
Gotta get carried 3 more times
||im jk||
WHEE
Dang
Hewwo
partially true
whos butt naked
me fr
why ask?
Why not
wait
Naked is freedom
He doesn’t wanna be the only one
Dope
should i post it on Eastern EU or Asian or American timezone tmrw @verbal imp @hexed igloo
hello guys, i will have a long ceremony in the middle of a hot field tomorrow
i wish to not burn to death from this hot sun
🤨
WHEE
playerbase
TRUE
face reveal when
so east eu?
maybe
Back in so2 discoard
Nice kokushibo pfp
that's
Probably asian
I know. I was jk
im gonna do it
LOL
Nox already had feet and shoe pic reveal
let's ask token ytber. @sick cave which timezone should i post
Mustard beat
Just waiting onface now
DAMN IT
Did nox ask for those?
epic fail
I did a face reveal on so2
Bro listening to Lil ben drowned
NO
I put myself in my pfp for like 2 days
AAAA
nox barely revealed anything on anons server
:(
nvm shi was a playlist
Nox once did a face reveal to me
I'm sure you put a cursed photo of csgo streamer or youtuber
Nah. I was jk
i did too
And I had a frame of ohne's NIP paper from the 2014 katow reaction
genecromarx
check my banner
oh yea gen
my server?
who
where else
omw to find butter face reveal 🏃♂️💨
Actually wait @verbal imp do you even know what I look like
No
Ok good
cringe
Hey how was my raw footage game play
Any tips on improving

||we debated if we should let you in a debauchery of a server||
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Let me in
@rich crow do you have any tips for me?
depends on the council
Form seeing that awful gameplay
Not really maybe positioning and improved crosshair placement but thats about it
Voo cs is the only thing that comes to mind
idcc
Ok
What?
my ahhhole is too tight i don't give a sjht
Nei
So u like that huh
Maybe
.
life is your creation
nothing
Right
@mint wedge is botfrag still around
My hands are
yo can somone help me?
abt what
At shop, i cant see the thing “promocodes”
nothing changed
Hey I learned positioning
Nice
:).
👋
What's wrong?
Ax can I have master role in advance
I’m silver 3 rn
But can I have master role in advance
mfw
Most intelligent so2 player
Pings mod
Mod replies with “what’s wrong?”
Ignores mod
Pings same mod again for “pls help”
@silk kraken
mute speed run onm
Real
yo ahh gon get muted lil brah
Let him get muted
he lucky he not talking to adren
Let him cook
adren wouldve muted bro for a week
Yo
Pls help
chill ax fr
Maybe if you ping him one more time he will respond
he just chillin onm
Yeah thank god ax only gives me 1 hour mutes for talking about furry feet
Wait no he gave me like 10 minutes
@silk kraken pls help me
LOL
What's up
he’s a special experiment
bro they banned me even though i don't use any cheats or addons, help
Does anyone know a good your mama minecraft joke
I know a good your mother joke, not a Minecraft variant
all that to say he got banned
Okey lets hear it
insane!!!!
your mama minecraft deez nuts
@silk kraken
ok this is insane
imagine
Hi again
@silk kraken bro they banned me even though i don't use any cheats or addons, help
👀
i saw you cheating. don't cap
You can send a message on the site https://help.standoff2.com/en/collections/3850931-stay-safe-play-fair
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease.
She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese.
Its good but long
Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications.
not reading all that
It is good
Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
🏃💨
Anyone wanna play am new
hope this blocked nostril kills me in my sleep
What’s the joke
can't breathe
your mama minecraft deez nutz
Sounds relatable
Your mama so fat when she stepped on bedrock it broke
Anyone wanna play am new
Bro whyy
HAHAHA
knock knock
Use the doorbell please
deez
What
Nuts
i gotta joke
Anyone wanna play am new
Lets hear the joke
thanks for being the joke
All the jokers and pranksters in chat rn
🫂
remember this og profile pic
I Like Watching Videos Of Black Men Shaking Their Booty Cheeks… I don’t know why, but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with the black man as well. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch, it.. brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggressively. Please understand what I’m going through and support me on my journey!
Tick tock heavy like a brick truck
deez nutz
Can i say something in my lenguage
maybe
Jebem vam mater svima u picku materinu da barem odete
Make sure to make them proud.
tl;dr: ...:What:
Nothing else
Ko vas jebe
Bro my ba
@mint ridge elite please 
if you get it.
rhhhh
grrrrrr
RRRRR

Better than having none
you have to beat @woven tulip first
But I feel u
grrrr rrrrrr mmmmmmm rrrrrr grrrrrrre

Street fight???

pole dance
who winning between u and me be fr
neither of us we running away
Is street fight the same as roast battle?
I ain't fw him
Just asking.
No.
alligators ain’t as dangerous as crocodiles
Then what's that
crocs who you should be scared of
Street fight is street fight
What do you think it means
pole dance
2 guys punch eachother until one chickens out or one dies
I found the perfect teammate
Why fight when u can shoot them
Real

What the parents do when we disappoint them.
Just be their disappointment

more like till one taps out or gets knocked out silly
do not spread hatred, do not make people fight, make love
Until one chickens our or one dies
find out
Not on my watch if im alive for the next 5 years.
y’all dont challenge me i shadow box 10 minutes a day 👿😈
I just found the best teammate
Me and him are friends
We all should make out on the street
To show everyone how much we love
There’s no hope in salvaging it
skill issue
relatable
It just goes down no matter what
this is true, i agree!!!!
I have negative gold
Ha
mfw I kdr glitch
I have -392.77
L
4v4 ?
Bro 4v4
Who asks for a 4v4
Like 1v1, 2v2, 5v5
A 4v4
Why 4
Do you have 3 friends only and you can’t find a fifth for your lobby???
That’s it I’m turning into a weeb
Hi
I need a teamate that can carry me
@rich crow bro 4v4 ?
Well I play decent
yay i can do a one leg squat!!!
Even if they did add a 4v4 mode (for some reason) you'd still get pub stomped
I need a teammate for Allies
No!!!
the map isn't meant for 4v4 considering there's 5 pathways in general
4v4 ?
Does anyone know how I can fix this
No
Buy gold
Am broke
No but I’d do a 1v1
Terdo the ahh monkey
3v3 go?
Well the best standoff 2 players fate will be to be replaced by better players
tardo*
There is always something better.
@verbal imp buyur
3v3 lest go
@verbal imp what
Ffs my sister wants to go to her friends house so my parents dump all her chores onto me
no one knows who the best so2 player is
Nobody is.
3v3?
It's either that there is no one in this cosmic place
There is a two of everything
Just don't do them 
me?
Ya
stop flirting ahh
I have to or I’ll get smth taken away
I'm sorry to break it to you better players but that's true.
just dump the chores to someone else
ez
I mean yeah that’s kinda no sh*t
3dtroll
Of course there’s better player
Bs fr
Ikr
Gjdlax yigini oyunuyan var 3v3 ?
The bestest players will also be replaced by others
Thank god I don’t have chores
Just so my sister can go out and have a nice time I have to do more chores
First time? Come live in India then.
And when I wanna go out, I always have to finish my chores first
id:177863921
Any tips for me
What crosshair would u think
What’s next a 7v7
so sad and depeessing story
go
Play alot of arms race. Set the sens to your liking and most important turn all thing's transparency 0%
A 6 v 4.17
Okk
double it and give it to the next person
I lack every but pistol aim
5/3 v 1.281
Like all the GUIs and UIs
everything*
Dude same LOL
3v3 ?
7.119273v4/2?
Literally any other round I would be negative but those pistol rounds
I'm a lil demon
Bro peaks pistol round fr fr
Literally
I ace a pistol round ease
rank?
3v3 player?
Oh right pistols and shotguns
7.119273v4/2 player?
3v3 ?
Forgot everything else
Cuz u are good with awp
Delete standoff2 and download any other game
No sh*t bruh everyone is good with an awp
buy skins
1 shot kill
MOT ME
buy skins
Did i just got ghost pinged
I whiff shots
You did
Some guy said “thanks kitten”
And deleted it
mfw i add 5 extra exercises to my list (it already takes me 4 hours to do em all)
Sucks ahh with every gun except pistols
3vs3?
I bought the battle pass and lost all of it
can’t even lie
Imagine not knowing all 6000
do I need to watch videos about scps

like 80% of the scp community corny
No
the ones who take shi too seriously
☠️
boutta do dat 💯
3vs3











