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but i'm damn sure they're in heaven
What a nice pig
oink oink
:halo:
🐖
Actually wrong emoji
and choped his head off
and served it to them cruel meat eaters 😔
Nice pig
o that poor pig
who just wanted to eat that trash
Good evening
just wanted to sniff that 1 month old meal from the trash can
🐛☹️
anyways do you eat meat?
New pfp
U can see he looked pale in this real photo
like do you eat your own kind?
his nose was running because he was crying
From lean consumption
I nearly finished an entire anime today
eithr
Sup
Yeah just ate stew with pork
time to play free for all
🦕
u were the chef the whole time???
Mhm
Hi
Why?
Injections for what?
u ate the poor pig
Hi
😔
but u were the one to put him out of his misery
Guys, a bug is happening for me, is it normal or is it buggy
What bug is it?
What’s that?
I was playing ally mode there when the match ended there I went back to the lobby and dps showed a message that I had left the match and I was banned from playing ally mode
Nah? I only used my hard earned money to buy a product, and cook it, which happened to contain the nutriments and protein I needed
Singapore overrated
(I’m jk)
And that product also happened to come from a pig
Well that’s a buggy bug.
Almost like an insect nest
u got cottage cheese for protein, brown bread for protein, peanut butter for protein, banana shake for protein, oats for protein.
Also I don't imagine an animal when I eat the meat, I think about the nutrition
dont fool me with ur poor tricks
🦕
ruthless
(i love it)
I have eggs too
no more
But is there a moderator who can solve this for me?
Oh ok. It’s called a cast here in England
Brown bread, nah that's bs
wym thats bs
Unrefined flour
Just wait ur 30 mins or how long it is
that shi t got like 2.6g protein in one piece
🦕
100 calories
Also uuurggghh I hate needles even looking at them makes me all eeeuugghhhh
94hours
you workout for that
Happened to me 3 times
@unreal sluice back to goofy anime pfp
I really don't need anymore weight, I'd rather cut, I'm at 85kg
enough not to fight ur demons but instead being a demon urself
Anime pfp = best pfp
that explains
obesity
disappointed
go workout
now
I pack some muscle
rn 10 pushups
Aint obese
What’s ur fav anime?
nah
thats great
Charlotte
i'm short
find me a good one please (i suck)
5'6
🍒
when m jacked up
this me fr
5'10" which in meters is 1.68
i'm a minni pekka
nah
I did the math
wait
📝 🐓
Guys can any1 help me get better, like give tips or smthn?
What sort u want?
That's the earth metric system
good hair
I cost 15 elixir
i need to sell my akr sports for 100gold
Pekka L troop
🤨👈
you L trop
Except for low th pushing
loaf W W W
aint tryna gamble it out
Yeah
Don’t be like that 99%
Be that 1% who hit big
its like 45 now
Gamble your entire fortune away
ong
Because they quit before they hit big
and the amount of people suicided
🐔
@primal rain I don’t have any anime pfp u would like
They just didn’t know that the next roll would have been the jackpot
(she did that and now living at street)
what if they were on roads
🐡
wahfade
Bruh spitting so many facts
bros manipulating
U lost? Obviously the next one is lucky one
peak manipulation
i dont have the next one bro 😭
I mean how else would I have gotten a lot of money
Thank you
244kmh peek
Sell kidneys 🐡
Sell your vital organs
let me live
Stealing is illegal
let me live
Gambling is not
The next one is gonna be it
I am laughing so hard my remaining kidney is in pain
Bid all your money
🐓
Brb gotta sell the kidney stone
Pool it all together
🤨 👈
hell naw
Nice rock collection bhro
I'm a Business man with a business plan
@primal rain she is “Sasha Necron” from “The Misfit of Demon King Academy”
iBP max is always getting his money up not his funny up
⏳
we dont need anyone's help
This is what I have so far
Ye ye
her hair is not pink
wahfade
.
i got scammed
It’s blonde lol
yh
U want pink hair?
optional
goodluck
Watch chainsaw man
Zero two has pink hair
Hi
I need me a guy who’s just like astolfo and would let me put on a strap on
what we even talking about?
Nice shooping
Nahhh
please sofia
Damn the new main menu theme is kinda sick
find me a good pdp
@primal rain shikimori from shikimoris not just a cutie has pink hair.
Someone said he misses the old theme, cap
Xd
hmm
Dms
Define “good pfp”
Anyone Wants 5 gold?
Actually
Finally someone agrees
Not very energetic
sofia trying to be non silly (impossible)
@fresh patrol will the akr sports rise or go down?
Ok come in pv
😈
@unreal sluice she's W W W
Darling in the franxx is in my top 10 anime
Shikimori?
Like the 2019 one?
Yes
5*
he stuck in my head
Like, the main menu one that was still around in 2019 summer
no, its 4 for me
I found it on yt
New one today
then i'll watch 5
It really feels like I'm about to play a "tactical shooter"
Unlike any of the succeeding ones
🦕
It really yells
Strategy
@unreal sluice done
Yeah this new one is kinda gangster-y
🐡
Feels like I'm about to do a gta mission
Nicee
probably
it will rise up
but a lil bit
Ehre sei Hitler
Yep
true
Look my bio xd😅
you gotta be kidding me
?
@rich crow
oh lol
I was born a boy but I never felt right that way. Easiest way to explain boy body but girl mind.
Easier change body than mind
Basically
I wanna live life as a girl
Well, I don’t rlly like personal questions like that
Im 16, can’t have surgery until 18+
But ye I hope to save money for it
€20k
lot
from playing so2 i leaned russin
It’s fine. As long as ur respectful and nice and call me she/her and a girl I don’t mind answering questions
dude sofia is only LGBT people that can use brain
Ye rip
So Rosie no brain?
anyone 1v1?
Not everyone is crazy like twitter
so should i sell or wait for them to rise 🤨?
Twitter sucks
it does
All the toxic people download twitter

dm me

toxic ppl download instagrsm
Q
No matter what their opinion is on anything, 99.9% of people on twitter forgot their brain somewhere in a park
Pray to get a better team next time
These are my friends
Thats the problem
Pray they will do better next game
Press X to doubt.
You'd expect a master to be topfraging
Or at least get some kills but dam
Damm guys
I've never used Twitter but
Anyone want to play rank with me
And im elite on my main
Ik u are
And it makes sense that you are but dam
I played against an ex Phoenix and ex ranger in a competitive match, so hard pfff
With my silver team
0-10 -59 yesterday in comp :ustupid:
Well at least I tried
not me speaking tho ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Anyway. What I tried to say was that all the crazy lgbt portrayed in the media is the minority of us and the media just want easy clicks and money so that’s why they all make headlines.
tonite we will
i lost like uhhhhhhh
idk how much but i went like 3-7
while soloq
with 2 kills
@verbal imp new hells paradise episode
guess who can't read and understand long paragraphs even on his main lang
Oh. Sorry.
Will watch
Basically all the crazies and no brain ones in newspaper are the small minority.
gotit
Yeah
yeah
Stage 1 what?
alzheimer
Waaah nooo Rosie nooo Alzheimer’s
idk
Sa
So fun
😀🤫
🍿🐓
Anyone wanna play ranked

nah i already have a boyfriend
anyone 1v1?
I’ll 1v1 u
Who Plays Clash Royale?
@rich crow
?
I’ll 1v1 u
Toby shut ur gooffy ahh up
lol
dm
chill
@stone parrot 1v1 me
aight thanks
I do really hate the fact I'm good with pistols
🐧
its better than nothing ig
I don't understand how to teamwork in allies when. Ur teammate doesn't know how to play and made 1kill and u playing 90% one. Same thing when another team player left game and u playing 1v1 bc ur teammate doesn't know how to shout, And u get -40 MMR. How i understand I have to 1v2 while teammate trying get out off spawn.
Yeah cool I'm done
@unreal sluice wanna 1v1 again?
anyone 1v1?
Anyone wants to play
What gun
any
Yo guys someone wants to play ranked?
sure
I'll pass
added
Ok ok
say when u accepted
why?
MF
I meant
inv me
Ok
🗿
did u?
Check your dms
joined
Rosie have 3 episodes to watch of anime now
Sandstone💀
It’s sand yards
Nah sorry
I wanna watch new hells paradise ep then finish magical Revolution and then play comp
wit me
10 assignments in 4 hours is good i guess
bro
i was so mad at the game for giving me rare skin from pass
I open box and get epic skin
I'm not even mad anymore
and it cost 7 gold
Looking for someone to rank with
Bro i won 2 times you tell me learn, I have better reflex, aim, everything wtf I just asked for who wants to play u say don’t add him, you don’t know me you told in group I’m bad now I won against you where is your problem you don’t know me
that moment when its just a game
🐧
sadge
I would've said gg
🦞
damn'
you don't know jim
jim is cool
sad
hope you meet jim someday
yea
cooler than that guy there
yea
cooler than him
unranked
I quit the game
like 2 years ago
The Legend is my highest rank
Probably not
Haven't played in such a long time
my thumbs need some practice on the game again
moment
I probably can't play again
since I'm getting a job soon
and its gonna take me a lot of time off
Since season 3
yea
back when getting The Legend was almost impossible because the amount of Hackers in Elite
yea
RAHHH

@short lodge sure what region are you
Uh
I play in southern USA region
?
Ok then
Anyone down to play?
@verbal imp new hells paradise ep is amazing like usual
Paradise; Coldplay?
I just played the sweatiest game i ever played
Me every game
Man usually Phoenix games ez ah
This one vs elite and 2 champions tho
Had me off gard
Idk, I'm not ranked :/
Sad
Idc
Less of a burdun
Then i have another thing to worry bout
I have enough of those
So2 players are so thoughtful
They plant the bomb in a place where is bug so u can’t defuse
I love when I clutch a 1v5 but lose to a bug
what map
Sandstone B site
was bomb on top of the wooden boxes
Yea
u know u can jump up there and defuse right?
I didn’t
I panicked
fair enough
any tps on t game im new
so technically
tips**
there's only 3 barrette skins
and
legendary one should be expensive
because its one of 3 skins and it's legendary
right?
Idk
push
I'm just hoping to get 140 gold out of all skins and stickers
I need for skin
fard
is this real?
He shidded
Puked
Hello nightly
Rahhh
After this read I need to watch
Goofy aah players vote to kick me and then expect me to carry on trying for them💀
Everything else>
Ello
ok cool
Elo
Looking for people to rank with
Thanks
Grinding for a stoopid medal no one other that me will care about was a mistake @woven tulip
NO
i care
bbg
🫂
alone here waiting to died
Hey guys i own a esport organisation we organise tournament how to get recognised by Standoff 2 Dev's
you don't
Bro I literally need 0.05 g to get a skin bro I want it so bad
bro
Why
you just don't
first off, you're asking people in a discord server
that's really it
just sell a gun skin
I have none
damn
Sold them all
play some game
Oh then u have golds
To try and get it
second, if you're really a org you'd probably contacting them every social but here
I tried bud
play team death
👍
||emails exist too, don't tell me you guys don't have a org email||
We do
you buyin boxes or cases?
A skin on market I'ma get a box or whatever to sell
with coins or?...
Imagine you buy a case and you win a knife in ur first try
I'm new so
what skin do you want
Yeah me 2
Downloaded it today
Oh
ok
good morning
Ok I took a screenshot of it
Go to ss
Go to screenshots
Tell me when u there
If/death
wth
Mf
Need acc for buy dm
@short lodge
Nanananana
What do you mean nahh
Sup
I know the way
Hi
Hi
Ok
Anyone want to pla-
.
🍒
Bro anyone know why my team death match aint working
Hello
idk
i havent met that before
Hi
Someone want to play comp or Allie rn??
Me


This can't be happening
I wanna ask some questions about the free pass/gold pass
- If we buy the gold pass, we will buy only 75 levels of rewards and we have around 55 days to complete it?
- Apart from missions, is there any other ways to earn stars to complete the battle pass?
(bomb had been planted)
Nooo
buy gold pass
dam
i mean buy levels
-37hp
Damn dies form getting shot
Rank going down sliver 3 to s2
I mean if I buy gold pass, I only buy 75 levels of rewards, not 385 right?
ok

Why
Just why
Bro im going to died form
⬜⬜⬜⬜
...
@unkempt patrol do you like my skins
Hmmm
🔫
🔫

@silk kraken yo 
your dm open?
yes
🥶
🥶
@mighty trout ur pfp looks familiar
Someone want to play?like I’m Allie or comp ? With mic ?
which?
I send it to you
ok
@lilac hearth Ryanair
Anyone wants to play
Alguém 2v2 apostado?
uh what
Anyways
That's all I wanted to say
this is supreme
sadge
Ryan I missed you 
Me
Ok allies right
What
Yeah
Ok
id
171810344
ok
Just said I'm not the best or the best
Don’t worry me too
added
Hi

Ohhh

I am back 
When's S6 coming
they really name the skin blazing maw
next year
sounds like sum furry thing
Bored from s5
bro s5 just came out
Sounds good
tell me that you don't have a life outside so2 without telling me you dont't have a life outside so2:skadig:
I haven't played it from weeks
but yeah i don't have a life anyways
u can not at present cuz all four cases r currently still in shop
Hi
i think u can sell when they become available in marketplace
Is there any option to gift battle pass to friends?
pretty sure no unless u buy on his account
Ok
i cant revert it
greetings.
Can anyone give me a skin or gold pls
Anyone wanna play
Me
Ok what's ur username
No Scoper
That's the full username
Yes
Quien para jugar Aliados? | Who to play Allies?
Osmantheus wine gxhxigxuf sjgdkgs igcoh taste the same khfkhdjgxk hduxgjhck as i remember
¿?
osmantheus wine
o jogo ta travando toda hora
hello, I would like to report a bug in the game, in matches the game simply crashes causing a lot of problems with the gameplay
just realized im recoding in 2k and downscaling it to 1080p for yt
that's why my fps is poo
i like this
hella trigerring
you hella late
ig you blind in 1 eye for a reason
bruh
2000x900 is giving me more fps than standard 1080p
even tho its almost the same
frick it
recording in 2kx900
tu fala português?
n tem o chat
cant ping this
you can
i cant
n aparacee
its just (id:/customize)
get rid of the parenthesis and the slash
and put < >
in between of the whole thing
and it'll give you that
anyone for pub games can help level up account to lvl20?
You bait me?
Update the your app
and comeback here
Don't get why people forget to update it
i intentionally don't
you get me? :shy:
editing rn
you just tell if they cant see it, that they have to update it
so much pain
real pain
morning
Who wanna play comp
L
today might buy first knife
Before rank 15
well that sucks
why not
a knife is a knife
tryna hide from my friends also
oh he's getting retro flames i thjnk
cus they be telling to everyone
tell them
i buying kunai prism
I feel so sorry for you
damm bro be saying im an addict cus i only bought gold 2 times
its ok
well thats one good thing
some friend wanna buy jkommando his fav knife

anyway hr yall
yh preety good
What is bad advice
putting to "sigma quotes smth"
Hanging around with you
right


