#💬│english-chat
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In kendisetas
based
Nasa kendisetas
dont u know im at your moms closet
Second floor building b I think
It's a fun indoor mini golf I haven't played yet
au yawa iba pala sinasabi mo Hahahaha
No I mean the mini indoor golf thing
mb
Lol
kendisetas?
searxh ko
Could be fun
.
Mini gokf
Bronze 4 ka sa allies?
Yes
Kendisetas
yep i saw it
Congratulations
looks fun
English
😭
🤨
no bro gold 2
Sorry bro it's a fellow Filipino
hallo
Dam
engrish
Real
Talk in dm then
Nah
Real
I'll speak English now
If u dont know English
they need to add some parkours in so2
🐔
Real
Dude it's our native language
yep
Real
its tagalog
Ok?
Real
It's like everyone else in the world only knows english but u two
bruh
Tell me why you keep a girl in a box bruh
🦕
I speak English and my native language
That's crazy
i speak english most often sometimes always
Alguém pra joga frangos
I only know hi and hello
That's not Korean
📝 🦕
what?!
Uhuh ye what else
hey chicken man
I Wana make music
📝 🐓
im dog but u r chicken
Let’s go
but
Real
You gonna make something like
.•♫•♬•If i can prove you that i never touched be balls•♬•♫•.
Let’s go
dog prey is chicken
Yea the tables have turned
bruh
It's 2023 what u meannn
Real
Bro you when you say "9th form water breathing" you spit instead
Dog is prey for chicken now
ano ba talaga? HAHAHAHAHA
🦕
I aint water breath user
Idc
Real
no way
Fake
Fake
Ratio
Fake
L opinion
Ayo
bruh u lay eggs
nonon ono not the other meaning
Real
Fake

6 eye spider
why u say real?
Fake
Real
Fake
Fake
Cause real.
ke
Faie
Cause fake
fake
Real
Fake
Fake
faie
It's 1v3
Ke
You won't win
Real
Fake eake
🐡
fake
wth is that?

puffer fish
Hi :D.
Hello friend
Hii
hello
Good friend lym
u hab highest rank
im little bored
how?
Sure but my ping
Hello
Inv me @unkempt patrol
nc to meet u
filipino rin sya @worthy maple
ok
When I try to get back in the game it's like trying to play csgo with a controller
plz wait
No
Haven't played for years
Ok
im going
ong
yow can i spectate @worthy maple
pls uwu
📝🦕
need to deleted my search history for a moment
🐧
The New York has appeared 🫶
What are the best gloves for m9 digital?
The new york is now leaving 🫶
aint new york the place where 911 occured ? 💀
Yes🥰
Don alk o me like hat
naka private sya @worthy maple
Wiat
what?!
🐓
i public mo @worthy maple
@worthy maple no access
Wait

Nice cow
@
arf arf
What a splendid cow
Yo guyz
yo
Sup man
im spectating a match rn
Which
Someone wants to do rank with me please
Me*
and the other guy with legend tag
Wondering who tht amazing guy would be

We know bruh
Your id ?
U ain't need to prove it
@unkempt patrol
u mad as hell u not me
bruh
I'll send it in ur dm
Guys kunai or kjommando
Kuni
Lmao I am a 🦒
👀🍿

bruh why defuse all bots no real player
Imagine

Hi
But the bots wil gang up and whip ur as
ong
I'm buy1n so2 accounts dm
hopefully next update they put real players on it
.
Hello
I'm buying good accounts dm me
bro @worthy maple lowbat na me
I got so mad i accidently cut myself
I shot someone in the head twice with a deagle
And did 0 dmg
good thing u still alive
I wish i wasnt
😢
ain’t no way!!!!
bro iwas joking
This isnt support my guy
You dont
@rich crow
Yep there is
@rich crow
Medic!
The spy is a medic
tired of russins kicking all the time
Kick them instead
it's not that
Maybe a skill issue
43900670 look at my comp stats then
yeah we sure can
You know we cant watch this right?
you can
nvm
Moment
Bruh
I don't think any mod is looking at the chat right now
my comp k.d is 1.00 because of bad teammates btw
Dont worry i can call one rn
Ur not the only one
lmao
Can I have a pop tart please
Do you make the satisfaction sound
Of cooking mah tart pop
any clan tryna take me
Water
Bath*
Anybody down for some allies
It me
Very sad
Oof
injections??
I hit my funny bone on my chair
u meana broken femur or like nerves and stuff idk
😶🌫️
does anyone have 5 buckerounies
Does anyone know where I can find a developer or someone who can report to them?
I do
.
zazaa
I meant macarouniea
I have 5 macarounies
...
what injections tho
...
Anybody have like a 1000g that I can borrow?
i only broke my femur on my right leg and replaced it with a titanium one
I have
Give
i had a 20% to die
Y
im alive atleast
Give or I will unalive you
Real
Ooooooo

Nice joke
I can fly!
i cant
Go jump off a roof I wanna see
lets go
true
today test is
send video
Don't use balloons that will be cheating
Or plane
or bouncy boots
Nice but u used balloons
he died
How he dead if he speaking to us on discord
oh i am in heaven
Oh nice
Its lit ngl
Hello
Banish him to the shadow realm
I know right
baptism
I'm in hell wanna come visit me
Talk to my grandmother
I'm not a furry
he is
Your name says otherwise
ive been once there
Bro prolly buying a account for 0.69 cents
Bro i lose 20 matches in a row...
Skill issue
s1k
ur now silver 1
get trashed on
I thing that's called skill issue
Lol

No lol, i not silver 1
Congrats man
But if I keep it that way yes I get there
Get to my level
100 match lose
Then we talk
get to my levels
Can we play I am only unranked🥹
It's not my fault, the opponent team too good and my team maximum 4 kills all match

💀
🏡
At least ur teammates stay mine leave
Unfair matchpoint
I feel you brotha
Carry the team man
@median dragon gimme link to that ac130 with the gatling and the customisef missle dm me for the full thanks
And after the opponents all rush me
What is for airsoft
lol
The whole chat went quit
bcuz i havent been speaking
I am the chat reviver
just need kill 30 every match then u can get to master
shush
I need a team for rank and a decent clan

word?
n
Guys the knock off Jesus is here to help
so2 really need to add the ability to see other’s gloves in 3rd person
like see your teammate’s gloves from your POV
Called me?
lake
hahaha
Hey peeps
Where da hole did u come from
Real


is that my nickname
Yessir, (in my heart u are the real Kanye)
greetings.
ohhhmygawshhhhhhhhh


Senrt me all of you id
Hey my twin brother, got rejected from art school too, good that these guys made Downfall 2004 for us
Bro got a crush on the knock off jesus
Wait what
Xd
Nice shooping
standoff 2 is the most underrated game ever
Solid movie, not for the weak tho
nice spooping (?)
it has rates, but it should be more popular
Dude i said stpid some hours ago and got muted for an hkur
keep it underrated?!?!
standoff is more interesting than csgo. tbh
no
The rank sistem is trash
But orther is very good
Is it just me or why do i have kd bugs
Thats the thing that destroys it, if they kick a tm8, u loose a lot of mmr
so called “free thinkers” when they’re asked to choose what color they want their indoors to be “they’re gonna choose gray or white”
It's decent, but not that trash imo
Yo can anybody loan me a 1000g
Yeah
only if u pay back 3000g
Sure
Bro 4 vs 5 and the CT team 3 players have Master and me gold, i win 10-8 and i take - 10
Now
Just get some money and buy some gold dude, in my country gold is 5x more expensive than in yours and i still got a knife
Is very bad the sistem of rank and the randoms
My G, up for a match?
I will not play in night sorry
Yeah
Knockoff Jesus give me those 1000g
Ai zis ca jucam azi
U need to work for it lol
Pai tu ai zis ca mi dai
Hai
I'm under aged
who up for tryna play a funny game
take a shot of vodka every minute
first one to die due to alcohol poisoning is the loser
Nah bro I'm only 2 my mommy won't let me 🥹
Lol
it dont work lil bro
I want to do phoenix this season whit randoms but eh.... I already lose 20 match at row
You are typing Hindi
Romanian
Da eu
How can type hindi
Sunt român
Somebody from Poland is there?
Guys how to make 90fps
omg
My phone is Xiaomi Redmi 10 5G
u must have a device that has 90fps and turn on the setting in standoff
But let it be FOREVER
target fps = 90
U can,u need to your phone to have 90 hz to have 90 fps
I have, but it's different on such phones
Yes I got 90hz
Is there a way I can send suggestions about the game
Hello me back
Hello
Hey I get 120 fps but I want to change to 90 but I cant
Hello guys
My dream is to own a knife
I'm friends with most of the people like butter, lym, don, maybe {ax} he's a nice guy to
Uhh that it
I'll copy and paste this when I need to
Bro talk normal😭
Guys is there any way to buy golds for a lil bit cheaper
I am?
For me 100 gold is 2$
i know im trying to get it cheaper
Why would u switch to 90?
120 is much better.
“Hello let me introduce myself I’m Franco uzumaki”
Same.
But in my country Philippines, 100 gold is 100 pesos
Impossible.
Yes but I want to try out max graphics
I'm a Filipino.
Possible lol
And the tame lags when I do it on 120 fps
Don't do max graphics
just from the website its 2x cheaper but thats the problem
Worst gun in the game?
Ok
i dont have rubles
Imma go play now
Famas
I'm 60fps and on the lowest graphics, because the graphics make u see enemies worser cuz their background is diff
I stay on 60 with max graphics
It doesn't change when I make it lower it stays at 60
Hey buddy you can't send any links :D.

Don't do it
nah stop i need 100g to afford ST AK
Don't do what I thing ur gonna do
Guys my standoff 2 shop server got deleted, cam someone tell me why and how
I need 900g to afford my first. Knife
skill’d issue’d
Help
@rich crow bagi un compe? Sunt cu Ion
Nah it's just that I don't spend money on the game
i do because I’m irresponsible
😈
Can u loan me like 900g pls
sori am broke
Anybody down for some allies
If you ever get a 1000g remember I am ur best friend and sharing is caring and I need 900g
I get kicked randomely out that sucks
Hii
hello
Sup
anyone wants to with me im sliver 2 i allies and broze 3 in comp
Hello go to subscribe my chanel on YouTube name:MaXiu
Hmm
Anyone wanna play so2 with yomama ??
Rly
Hi guyss goodevening/goodmorning/goodafternoon
You subscribe me ?
Nani??
Hello
im going to sub
Okey thx
Im down on silver 1
Guess no one?
send the link @dusty cairn
I guess im too noob so thats why im in silver 1
Synx Can you sub my chanel on yt?
Of course can you follow my page too in fb?
Whats the name of your yt?
MaXiu
Is that maximum?
No MaXiu
I send you link on pv
Okay
alguem standoff
Hi
Hellooo
Hi, I'm new here, I want to ask where can I get some current promo code?
you can subscribe to my channel on yt
Yes yes but how can i use it
B4LL-S694-20LM-A0
How many chances do you have to get the butterfly knife in the gold case?
All promo codes from advertisers don't work, I'm sorry, but I still don't get it
Guys which knife should I buy i have 2400Gs
yeah
Promocode not found
lmao
Oh.. Okay thanks 😂
So how do the codes work? Can I use them as a player or just ytbrs?
Content creators ye
Oh okay thanks you
I'm looking for promocodes and so on here as a dement
Okay bye
Hallo
what gloves you got
and what type of butterfly you looking at
Retro
Dunno the red one
hol on gimme one sec
Ok
go purple camo
Okay
ayo does someone knows the odds of getting a knife on a case?
i think like uhhh
lemme check
alr
2% chance of getting an arcane
but ofc you could get an arcane gun instead of a knife
Wha

I bought p350 forest spirit with sticker devilish for 350G
did u get a whoppa?
Whoopa?
did u get a whoppa?
What’s that
did u get a whoppa?
Any clan to test me? I want a clan that is focused on playing, friendly, camps, raising rank
I am Brazilian
did u get a whoppa?
Bro enough


Q
Can someone help me I wanna try a bomb bug
Wanna play
no one wants to play with me damn
Origen

Gimme 5 mins
ok
Isekai hime sama is actually so good
うーん
?
一体何なんだ
Get on
Ok
Send ur id
what
Hey
I'm batman
How do I get 0.96 g
Why that exact price
Axelbolt is poop
I love so2 and poop axlebolt🥰
I want to buy 2 skins
Buy in market bro😈
Ones 0.16 ones 0.80
I would give u some, i have 200 gold, had like 1200
Ez
But not possible
How do I get gold though
Buy 
Where i get suppor
Support?
Becuse i lost money
20$
Hi
So
And support sleep
Hi, I'm new, my name is Edy
not me


man
we messaged 2 months ago
sorry there is no way to remember
YO
got it
got it
romanian guy
ok ty
Who Can subscribe my chanel on yt

?????
Who wants to run some defuse on NA east
?
I’m down
dm
good evening
i'm better down for allies 😈
crying baby don't slepp;
m playing one free for all
Added
goodnight
Bro wth
Anyone trying to play?
yh
Any
wna play?
YEs
1 v 1 for a tanto id:41419007
man i need to suicide
very cool but don't bring depressing topics here tho
that's why I'm there
lmao
need to get better with randoms asking for promo
no
exactly
twizzy moment
🐧 🧹
.
Anyone want’s to play some competitive matches?
🌹
One message removed from a suspended account.
Uncontrollable begging
One message removed from a suspended account.
🐧
shopping?
NO
🦕
racially motivated standoff begging
Dude thinks he's a main character in my jokes
damn it
it sometimes be like that
🐡🐡
nice cows
There's 1 problem

🐧 📝
🐧 📜
nice handwriting
despues de mucho tiempo vuelvo al standoff 2 y me encuentro esto, tiene alguna solucion?
🐧
What
Wait I don't think that's English
No puedo enviar fotos
v
After much time I comeback to Standoff 2 I encounter this, does someone have a solution
is what he said
and then afterwards he said I cant put photos here
damn
After a long time I return to standoff 2 and I find my account banned, do you have a solution?
Yes
Ban code?
1002
Sa
but I have never used cheats, why did they ban it?
It's a common occurrence with people who left their account for too long.
Uh oh
🐤
Nah not so2 copying onedrive
🐔
Except without an email warning (i'd still not check my email anyway)
mmm now I understand, but it was only 2 years
I don't have any kind of warning, I think I'll have to create a new account 😦
What
Whose?
🐓
mommy elisa got a nice inv
Yes
His mom
🐡
he been a curious child all the times after all
I don't think I said that
Hello
no one
You are gaslighting me
that means the same way
📝 🦕
alright
What
your great great great great grandpa fought the strongest meteor
they fought hard but couldnt survive
Don't remember that
🐇
around 60 million years ago
it was my leg day at that time
i was going through rough workout when the meteor came
and by the time it reached the earth's surface i was eating bing chilling
You mean 65 million
yea around that
Did it melt
as you can see i'm quite old
🐤
What the hell
What the hell
till this day i hate that meteor for destroying my bing chilling
your great great great great great grand grand fathers were very great


