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I memorized this
erhmmmm… ok dude… after some backtracking I am surprised to see that this is not original 🤓 ☝️
damn
🐡
yeah because I regularly watch him
LTG funny as help
gotta be the lowest form of a roast to date, apart from the “you’re younger than me” roasts.
He might mute me
what?
which
wym
I'll think of a roast
nah ik
i was just saying
i wasnt going after you
bozo tried posting a link
pls have mercy next time
Man shut yo downgrade to a low fade
🐤
i know no mercy 
Hold on
ever since my E-Kitten left me for “sheluv_gilbert” I’ve been a changed man
Nah
:wuttahell:
🪲
I like chess
ima start saying gender is wym
♟️
bro dropped the hardest one yet
and it went unnotiiced in the last 1 minute
0.0
🦉
bruh you pig
Dude
I'm out
don't change that
hes bullying me
iBro
😥
Who are you talking to
@brittle knoll
true
who.
this i mean
let me handle them
Ik
Is my pfp chill
🦕
Idk
u did it
He didn't even speak
he hasn't spoken for a year since this
shhh 🐡
I didn't know he was a person when your buffoon self enology his biological user
whatg
same
oh
i hate when i forget i cant say the same shi i say on discord on instagram
I’m on my like 3rd strike
There is
0-0 is kingside castle while 0-0-0 is queenside castle
Ik
i make odd jokes too and probably make only myself laugh so i understand
Ik
It's just like I said only chess players will understand it
i laugh at jokes i make up in my head
It's not a real game
i am my own audience
Ok?
nice
Ok
Ok
Mental patient
My expression :∆.
adren would know
he know me like that
cause we in a 3 way relationship
🐔
(?・・)σ
nice body donation for kokodak
I need☞
discord has degraded my mental state
you need cheddar cheese blocks???
if discord ever changes the emoji, it will degrade mine too
🦕
Help
I like to eat ice
this u?🦖
No
I'm from India and the server is giving me 900 ping
Oh
this me 🦥
It's unplayable
play Singapore
Try putting a server with lower ping and the color is hreen
It usssualy gives 65 ping
eerhmmm… ok buckaroo, you’ve crossed the line.
It shoes india as 45
Rest all ted
Reed
Wifi
this u tho? 🚔
It's wifi
thats who headed to yo place rn?!?!
🐡
(i called in a hostage threat)
Alr thx
I just realized your pfp is denji in black and white
Is there trading in the gaem
nah
Oof
what type of ✨mental illness✨ do I give off? Sociopath, psychopath, selfish, ignorant, insane, apathetic?
poof
macaroni and cheese
it’s from a chapter
quite literally just ate sum
My friend just started playing and got samurai first try
3 hours without nox I feel like scratching my eyeballs off
I know because I'm in the frigde (i am still patiently waiting for my freedom)
🐓 (((
bro think he ice bear from we bare bears
insane
Hmm Schizophrenia
🐻❄️
erhmmm, I’m not schizophrenic!!!!
What
he's not schizophrenic
It means a person's thinking feeling and behavior
they got k pop on the hotel tv
I think i have a fear of massive numbers
It baf
like 1,000,000^300
I like the Chanel 20273937229222628268
🐔
idk why but one night I had a panic attack when I had a nightmare my debt was racking upto the billions
idk
Lol
i’m most likely wrong
alright, round is over, it's time to vote@woven tulip@worthy maple
both of your acts were convincing, but I'm voting off both
📝 🐔
Dude I had this random nightmare like I was trapped in a glass box with other people and we got lunched knot the oceans begin sinking slowly and we got sent back to land and I woke up
so new
franco had no reaction, this was a test
i put 102 g req on cheapest kinve but ik it aing gonna give me
he's a certified npc
Whwt
sounds like a nightmare dude
Idk
but to some1 gave it to 8 gold
real
like he got it for 8 g a knife
Noo no I'm not a npc I'm a side kick
great
I'll pay you 2.00g for that knife
Greater deal
i didnt got it i req all cheap knive for 102g
i think treason is still punishable by death
and someone got one for 8g
uhh ohh spaghetti o’s
Ok
yeah
i'm heating up the grill
it doesnot work like that
🍳 🐓
he would have ordered at the higher price , but a person sold for 8 g , the highest bidder gets it
he watched his children be killed 💔
in all reality chickens would definitely eat some scrambled eggs
that's his own
i mean store bought
🍳 🐓
🔥
Highest offer gets it
It did that to in my first days of standoff
u need fire to cook
Yo any tips on how to get good skins from box??
Like some black magic
i like it burned
is there a russian chat here?
it would only take like a good 70 years
yes
take 2 good looking people, they have a child, that now grown child would have a child with someone alike in terms of parents. Do the same thing for another generation and you should have one of the most beautiful people.
no
genes dont work like that
take biology classes
better take a gamble at it
yeah it would be a gamble
u right bro
the 4th child wouldn’t take the genes from their great grandparents
only their 2 parents
and mostly of one
but the higher probability is for the beautiful offspring
so yeah it would be a fail
it was
have a cookie
💣
thanks
yw
💣💥
Yoooo who will play allies with me
because that emoji is the bakery
nice cows
cows so funny
they legit just stand around and eat grass
nice pig
i think 🐇
once saw this field with 20 white cows and 20 brown cows separated
like bro are they gangs
thanks, nice pig too
thanks
two potatoes in white omelette
how to be basic:
thats why people love
post a a story of a screenshot of you listening to spotify

@gilded flower
stop
🐡
i dont even have instagram
no
shoot
what the
welp gotta run
@brittle knoll
🦕
maru has a instagram?
🤨
🏃♂️ 💨
nah
he said above
damn new low
me
🐔
-discordian
what the instagram
instagram and facebook are for building fame (social media in general)
what the flip dude
i just got a frame 
ok dude, what the flip
discord too 
whatsapp for conspiring terrorism
real
no
you say that around me and i’ll do something that’ll crumble your mental life
@rich crow my mom
i use i m sad 
😳
hi rosie
bye rosiee
only works if I have a life sized baby_chick emoji irl
🐤
i’ll pretend to be a cute dream girl and start a online relationship with you that lasts 2 years, once we finally meet you’ll be shook to see that it’s me. I’ve pretended to be someone you love dearly, but it was just a false personality.
another ez win for me fr
greetings rosie.
joke's on you
idk what to come up with
Greetings
yes
left u speechless
“ 🤓 “
if I’m speechless (never) I’ll just reply “not reading allat”
not reading that assignment
actually, i am taking notes 🤓
Seems u are speechless all the time 🥶
i just say that cause it’s funny

I ain’t reading allat
Hi
why did you represent yourself as the soyjak taking notes?
Hello nightly
💰
gotta teach all y’all 🥱
Ello
what
what
why did you represent yourself as the soyjak taking notes?
:ustupid:
What is your rank?
nice cowing
And I am silver in allies and bronze 2 in comparison
"ok i pull up" -🐄
is that the quote from “ThyInfant”
i think 🐇
I am from Ukraine, but I know English well
I’ve became so corny that I embrace the cornieness
crazy how “corny” is literally just cringe 2.0
I am a refugee from Mariupol
pray for u
🦕
Let's translate the topic well, who has what nickname in standoff?
my boy spoopy’s nickname is “spoopy”
Guys what are ways to install standoff 2 on laptop (windows 10)
emulator
an emulator
BlueStacks 5
or its a ban for 3rd party apps or external devices
realdimsea I think
Gameloop
tricked your goofy ahh to tell me yo so2 nickname
not really tbh but idc
its an alt
Oks I will try it
wouldn’t it be funny
if this is an alt that adren uses to cause ruckus
and argues with himself

wouldn't be too surprising
i was lying
i am already an alt too, I am actually zhxrm and box
the only insult that’ll make me mad is to tell me that I am not myself
@jolly fox is my main
yeah i seen the resemblance
🦛
i wasnt invited
chum?
☹️
what happened to that other server you made
did it die
i knew it
which one, the one with the roblox emoji?
needa get my therapist a tip cuz im too goonee
idk you linked me it in february
when i done the anon
not dead, @paper tangle is in it, we play roblox together
my therapist getting another tip
🙏
🦕
which one again?
the one with custom roblox emoji duh
what a nice ball
if yall got roadblocks u can add me
Allies dm
just hmu for it
damn I got a laptop but it’s not even as powerful as a gameboy 💔
i dont got a mouse anyways
how do u know i dont have a gameboy
are you in my walls rn like adren is in yours
🐤
I’ve torn down 20 feet worth of dry wall in this hotel
the second I find adren
🐡
can u see it
i can see it
(i am clinically paranoid and checking if you are in fact in my walls)
walls aren’t my primary hiding spots
or are they?
1,004 pages worth of messages
from me
Damn
took me only uhhhhh
I have only 663 lmao
8 months
i have a worse social life
Nope

“school starts at 7am”
me at 2:38am: 🛌 😴 
how can people trade
i took a 2 month break
no fair
i would have like 1400 if i didnt
ayo
i am struggling to get my first knife
do you have a kitchen?
yes
are there knives there?
i meant ingame.
damn
if they didnt reset the channels twice i think i might have only like 20k messages total (real)
cheapest knife is like $7
i be the typa person who does something mischievous and blames it on Devin 😂 😂 😂
lmfao
what the investigator gonna do if i say “my buddy Devin don’t want me to speak”
what ru even talking about
Duble pistol op

could've at least photoshopped the clans button below the bevel
I just have 40,837 results
Nice chat
"there goes my 69k messages"
🐡
🦕
it was bedir who did that
that was like
idk
8 months ago
6
i think
:ustupid:
hi bots
a tornado is forming
not my problem
No its not
that's why things are coming together
after 4 hours of discord my eyes are like my humor
dry
Wdym
🐤
bombastic side eye chick
Chickens the best
so true
They taste good
Dont you like like animals?
so false

nah bro, I send em for u
Wdym?
u told me u wanna see some
When?
hi what's with the CAPS lol
snorted too much coca-
🐧
Yeah black pfp is boring
The support is good ?
what
Anyone here know the rising of the shield hero?
I have a friend is telling to me the support is not good
I don't have power

In the chat frfr
What support ?
🐧🐧
Better to use the Helpdesk

Who wanna trade my acc
Hallo
Not allowed
spontaneous dancing
Against tos
Is there way to trd in game skins for other skins???

No.
wow i am magician
Oof
No penguinspin😖
A good one at that
🐔 🪄

no u
summons dancing animals
@manic silo that’s not allowed it’s against tos
Bro type me
- you could be a scammer so it’s better for everyone to be wary
Hello water96
Amazing
Forbidden
Bro .-.
Xd
Lol
Bro
@rich crow Hewwo
omg bullying
Fanfal is so underrated
Would it be wAtEr96
Halloooooo Rosie

what a nice cow
Idk
Nice octopus spin
When 1v1?
Amazing beyblade
Idk
the most magnificent cowing
(I will lose when it happens)
Sure
Did you make a new account to farm ranks?
Yh, mb
brutal intervention, can someone show me what gift you receive from clan ranking?
How come?
a set of balls
A shield
nom nom
sorry for that
Lost a lot of my skins so now I've new account
bruhhhh
@rich crow have u seen the rising of the shield hero?
Why?
that cool
First season only
hmmm thanks
I selled my knife for 30g 🥲
Sold*
I saw someone say that when raphtalia went in those hot springs something was rising and it wasn’t the shield hero
Bru
Bahahaha
U seen it?
Wth why
Down bad comment
0_o
🐔
That sucks
Yeah that sucks
I didn't see *
yeah
basic math rules
It’s rlly good
🐇
It happened 3 times
You corrected him 69 times
I'll get there
bros really seen it real
I hate a comma as the decimal as I use it as a marker in between the 0s in big numbers. So I would mistake 3,000 as 3000.
He won't
Yeah
That guy who got the knife for 30 golds be like :
Same
That's how I sold my awm "genesis" with stattrack for 13g
dayum
the person 5 months later: sup bozos I am rich, I just know how investments work, takes brains not luck

Lol
Fr
Takes a bit of both
Yeah
Guy who bought it is happy af now
yeah but the joke is that he's only got that an- nvm
Y’all anyone from NAE
Average so2 player when they get a knife for 2900 instead of 2910
LMAO
true
If anyone from America and wants to play send me a dm looking for peeps to play later
Maybe
You seem like you from New York
Or Jersey
🐡
literally me
I’m Florida
I ALWAYs forget that Florida is part of NAE
I really need someone
Me too
Me when I buy a skin that goes up in value (I had no intention of trading I just got lucky).
I once sold an AKR worth of 43 golds for just 4 golds
yeah
heah
me when uhh
i was buying tec 9 dalmatian for 0.03
(i made a profit of 0.03 after selling it for 0.08)
Me when I get a gun that increases by 0.01
🦕
i tried to become rich by buying some akr tiger but waited only 2 days then sold them for negative income 💀💀
bruh what the heeee
me after holding on to a sticker for 6 months just to make 5g profit

didnt mean to reply to u mb
too me
Hey what do we do with the promo codes and how do we get promos
It sucks when you play allies with a random teammate and he stays afk all 8 rounds
there are no active codes
Darn
What is Allie’s
That's literally ALL my games
reason of me being silver
Yeah I feel you
Hmm
Lmao
Two player basically, two teams, two people per
Me when I earn some silver after a game (its got 0 value)
🦕
With comp rules
me when i uhhhhhhh 🐇 me when ujjjjj
what
WHAT
Me when I earn 1 Venezuelan dollar
xdd
Vietnamese dollar
me when i turn brightness up by 1%
while totally playing so2
me when
Brightness sucks ngl
Me when I save money by not wiping after I do a number 2 (don’t have to buy toilet paper).
so true, why don't they add it as a feature to vacuum cleaners
That's just gross
🐡
I was Jk lmao
WOAH
how do you know I have?
i simply do
Hmm
me when i don't flush after allat, (I don't have to buy food 🤨 )
Ok
Yo yo all
That's worse
Wssp
🐓
Hi
Me when I starve myself (no money spent on food + stay skinny)
@unreal sluice ma lady 🤌😏
Agreed
LeL
If you have to do that
Lmao
Hello
me when i am sentenced to 30 years in prison for arson and say "double it and give it to the next person"
me when i stop breathing (I can also conserve more energy apart from starving myself, which I would spend getting off my death bed to open the window to let air in, also from using my lungs)
That's the best one so far
Me when I’m the next person and I pull an uno reverse
Me when I me when I me when I
Depend on what u think
me when
Hewoo
Me when I kill myself (I have to spend no money on life necessities anymore)
🦕
On what i know
Guys wahat is wrong with
Edit:ma inglish is good,shhh (Idc what is ehit u guyss :))
me when i kill all my relatives instead of myself (i can keep their money so i don't have to work and save my own money)
Me when I convince Elon musk to share his bank account with me (yay)
me when i simply play a game (i get a temporary relief from all the crippling debt and problems I have daily)
As i said
me when i convince Ji Long Ma to share bing chilling
wwaaayyyyyy tooooooo quicklyyyyu
Fire69 Has Silenced the chat
Yes
nice spooping refused
FiRe69 Has No Balls
Sure
Yeah, you dipped them in acid
why are you still here
@brittle knoll
go outsideee
i forgor. ... .
🦕
jump out the house jump out the house
🐓
Wat? How do you know
They said it
why are u not
i was eating dinner
Cya 👋
:kokodak_flip:
standoff 2 is so ga y
yeah
what gender does standoff 2 have
I'm phoenix and play against legend players
male
@rich crow hello ember
📝 🦕
all police and terrorist are male
Helicopter
so standoff is male
hi rosie
so standoff 2 is attracted to helicopters
Helicopter players
Hell nah
☠️
It's sad to see that they can't create a good Anti-Cheat and matchmaking
@gray ferry tried to silence the chat.. ended up summoning more
Lol fr
Chatters wake up
honeslty bruh
Where is Nox at I need to show him cs craft
i can't think anymore
And now I go to sleep
5th hour
the school
actually nvm it was 3 hours and a half
🐓
iBP max why are you pooping
🐡
nice sentence
But why
📝🐓

i will add in my dictionary
What will the entry look like
By any chance are you Italian?
too far gone 
pooper vocabulary
- poooip = distress
Wow
its not from an anime
yes
?
how are you poping today
3 loads
🥣 🤨
6
now my profile is perfect
read subahibi
habibi what
Anime pfp opinion invalid

i don't watch no anime sir sorry
not reading that halal habibi
don't bully my fried





