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bro think this school dodgeball
Much
Popular with bronze and silver players
And then as soon as you get into gold barely anyone uses it because they understand that it is awful
Aight, buy my own everytime
I can't get into comp because one Player is missing when we start
i used them and they nice
Thx
i still dont buy on 1st round
The USP and Glock pistol round in question
Ia so2 p2win on any way?
only buy armor and a flash 💯
Hwi
Whwt
Rly?
No
Lol
if you buy tec 9 / FN on pistol round I’m convinced you have abusive parents.
I mean
If it’s a pink then its +125%
Rly?
Skin gives you cool +100
what
i didnt get it
Yo am I the only one getting the worst teammates
Is the crate of 100 golds good to buy?
He owns an awp winter sport
like man
Just remember that in someone else’s eyes, you are the worse teammate
Lucky to get a knife unlucky for a skin you can get in the normal one

🦕
I've reported to the devs in discord, rated, and even reported in that pinned post
I be getting gold 4 on enemy team and I be getting bronze 1 on 5v5
No response from anyone or anything
like man
Erm skill issue I think???
lemme explain
Am just stuck here unable to play at all
Who
Skill issue?
5 ppl from my team
bronze 2
Bronze 5
Bronze 3
Bronze 2
Silver 1
I am kidding
Ain't my fault devs are garbage
Mw b3 and play good?
I hate this community fr
Me*
Y'all useless ash
Enemy
gold 1
silver 4
Silver 3
Gold 2
silver 2
Bronze player so uh
Seems like a skill issue tbh
Opinion invalid
@sick nexus am I good for bronze 3?We played together
Man u good
Issues invalid
Who
Imagine having 90 fps and still being unable to carry
It's like bronze 4 vs gold 3
I wish I ran more than 40 fps
Do you at least get your kdr up
Nah
Sounds like a skill issue tbh
I do
Me play on 45 fps and I can say I am playing better than half 90 fps users from hers
✋️
I mean bronze
Check the section technical issues in #🛟│faq
My check list
Crosshair positioning kinda✓
movement ehh not really that much
That’s good
5v5 bronze 2
See what I mean when I say that this community is garbage? All am doing is say that same sentence you ingrown fetuses say
Movement is a bit tricky
This one is a lot more game sense oriented than simple crosshair placement
What else also any tips for crosshair pos?
man I'm doin my best carrying 4 ppl and they leave mid game
Have it not too close to corners
Like aim a little off
Because sometimes people will wide swing
Also I can't even get out of bronze because I literally get 0 games despite staying in the queue for over 25 mins at least
So if you have it too close to a corner you might just miss
Nd when a game finally pops up there isn't enough players
It’s fine maybe later today I can go more in depth
Yeah
And the hackers bro
I think that I don't remember anyone asking
Something like that
Ok
@sick nexus I would carry ct an tt together if I am on 90fps fr
Ping me
I will
If you are
🦕
Man if u was 90 fps u finna be phoenix by now
🧅
Thanks, he was hungry
Np
I say that,bad teammates=I need to carry (2v1) and I loss min 30 fr
Ally
"I think I don't remember anyone ashking* snort *" ☝️🤓
And comp I wont say
🧅 🦕
Like lemme show u my match history holdon
Eat
@sick nexus I want it to be like if ur bronze to play only vs bronze and if u silver only with silver
Imagine onion dino nuggets
Uhh goat?
Llama
Lama maybe
That's a 0.01 fps animation
It is lama
Llama*
Without color correction
Imagine ice cream cones as a cereal
Mmm
You mean bing chilling
With a lil ice scream tastr
@sick nexus wanna 1v1 now?
That fr crunchy I'll eat it without milk
So good I'mma pour the milk into the carton
it ain’t my fault I don’t get enough sleep, too little time in a day and I naturally have more energy than others 🤷♂️
When the chilling bing
Surprisingly it's pretty damn easy to routinely sleep
Soneone BRONZE 1v1 in 50 gold? I AM 45FPS
i regularly go to sleep at 12am and wake up at 6am
Because of Ramadan, i forced my brain to always wake up between 4 and 6 am
As long as I slept at least 5 hours
Someone BRONZE 1v1 in 50 gold? I AM 45FPS
Nah holdon someone lemme show y'all my match hist
Its horrible
I dont drink coffe its bad dor organism
Go to screenshots
Not really it's fine
Who Play
Just don't drink too much and everyday
i been drinking strong coffee since I was 4
get gud
Maybe once every 2 days or just a morning coffee every school/work day
Yall see what I'm sayin
Who Play call my
Like dawg
Pov you kidney gonna die at 30 yrs
No lmao
colombians got a stronger kidney against coffee 💪
i can bet
Literally get addicted to the smell only
Who Play call my
I live in top 10 countries that drinks coffee and still dont drinking it
swear bruh one reason why i love coffee so much
But id never ever drink anything with alcohol in it
also i simply love drinking hot / warm liquids
like apple cider, hot chocolate or tea.
Ayo 🤨?
Bro who Play naw
not that type 
Industrialization started in the 18th century thanks to coffee
😂
I just love drinking only water and smoke only vape,shisha and I am not ill like 1 year
Bruh,drink water sometimes
"coffee is bad for the organism" 🐓
i drink plenty
hi
around 2-3 bottles a day
I drink 3l a day
Sa
standoff didn't give me the sticker i wanted
Pozz Balkanaccc
Drink good amount of water if you want to not have bad stomach
Dacac
As yokmu la
Who play
I drink 3-5 liters a day and drink only water for one month
My stomach is probably the best
Month*

I always drank a minimum of 2 liters
Me too
Daily
Yea
Especially when I had a diet of a lot of carbs
y’know whats crazy
Water>every drink
where to contact support ?
people who vape probably get the same affect as i do when i breathe in my albuterol 😂
Check #faq
except albuterol is healthy for your lungs
🐔
I smoke only vape without nicotine
🗿🍷
What's that
What
albuterol?
Still has chemicals
Yea
it’s a chemical, medicine for your lungs. Used for people with like asthma or CF
But its better than cigarets like 5x
you breath it in through a puff or a therapeutic machine
yeah
U don't know that, nicotine is just the addicting drug, people don't get lung cancer just from nicotine alone. If u say it's better, how can u tell it doesn't still have nicotine, maybe u just inhale the nicotine from vaping faster too (more efficiently) 🤨👈
@winter merlin ismin niye hamza la
What?
Is it like salty or som
Or sulphuric
but it’s a smoke
Vaping is by default much better than cigars
Hamza turkish name
Even though its still bad
We use it in Bosnia
Its without a doubt much better than cigars
it’s called hypersal my bad
Hmm ok
Yea if nothing it smells better
Hi
So basically, " it's not the same thing, but it's the same thing" no arguments
i forgot the name for a second so i just named it the chemical it uses
🐔
Not exactly
Its like comparing 1 pile of sht to 2 piles of sht
They both are bad
🐔
It's still smoke
You would rather clean up 1
I still don’t smoke in any smoke my doctors heavily advise me not to ☠️
i can see myself becoming an alcoholic
elo
I was saying that too
I am muslim🕋🍷

Even though I don't drink alcohol I do use it in cooking
If, hypothetically, there are one or two missing chemicals in vape, that are present in cigars, they are replaced by new chemicals, used for burning whatever things make the smells
yknow
Guys should i sell al my inv?
Is selling acc allowed here?
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W
You might be right with that, I don't know the entire gape and cigar lore but they probably have used substitute ingredients
Drink urines
i literally can’t breath without it
Guys should i sell al my inv?
Damn that's a bad addiction
🐤
if i don’t have any air i’ll literally start hyperventilating and begging for air
You should seek help
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Should i sell my inv? Yes or no
Damn rough life for you addicts
Guys where yall from?
Best of luck to you guys
do what u want
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Yoi
the americas
🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
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My new addiction is watches
$which country flag is this
I went from cs skins to watches
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Next is gonna be bags
Bosnia
it’s very well known lmao
I'm not a booster
So I am new here and I wanna if I can find some Indian player who are unranked
In america ?Which state
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They gave me the role for free
So I can use my other emotes
Bosnia ?
i said americas
Yes
Euro?
south america, central and north
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Yall?
But yes boosters get to use external emotes
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So for example I can laugh at people In multiple ways
Im aski about u
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yeah I’m from colombia
🦕
Is USA expensive?
yes, but it’s easier to get a steady income.
Yess
Like what is the rent price
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bro wanna buy the united states ❓❓❓
Sure
depending on where you live it could be $700-4000
🐓
of course it depends on the quality
700 that a lot
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bro asking someone who isn’t an adult all these questions like my mans
For my country
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i’m not the person you wanna get these questions from
What about buying a house, u can prolong the debt to reduce the monthly pay
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🦕
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Unlucky guy
buys house in 2005 for $250,000 , drops down to $190,000 by 2009 like a boss!!!!
🐡
Price in india rn
For house
Bosnia hause is 100k minimum
Who ever cares about that, u just pay what u bought, simple mindset
very bad problem for house builders
very bad
How much a 18y,o guy can earn minimum @woven tulip
🦉
Hi
like $24,000 - $46,000 a year working as a cashier at walmart
greetings.
Greetings
Hi
YO BRO
Sup
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2000 a month
That’s a lot damn
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IN MY COUNTRY you cant get 1k€ a month LOL
U kidding even in my country graduated and job people dont earn that much
💀
Where u live?
Bosnia
that 46k will burn up if you’re paying for a car and rent and groceries and utilities and clothing and any other stuff
Highest they earn is $15000
Tbh here in UK u can work at Lidl for £35,000 a year as a cashier
A lot of money
A year?
and gas
Idc about health only house and food i need is
Would u still be able to afford $8 a month for crunchyroll ?
If you die is over
Its
I dont die
In india right
Like i do alot workout
idk u might be broke after that
Ok I’m not moving to America 💀
Per liter
Here with £35k a year you could do quite well for yourself
in my city of birmingham it’s about $2.95 a gallon
What per liter?
and if you drive a truck that’s very pricey
Like per liter 1.5$ petrol
Same 1,5€ per l
Nice skull
That is really cheap for mw is like 3€ cheapest ones
Fruits maximum 2$
Yea that's cheaper than here
I hope I can make 40k a year + when I’m older as that would be very good here
Where tf u live????
India
And I would be able to afford quite a lot
Oh
If u earn like $45000 a year in india
Diesel is here 1,5e
Ure fricking rich
Per l
Likeu own mercedes lambhorgini
So basically, earnings are higher across different countries, but the cost of living is pretty proportional, people look at salary numbers, but not at profits
I used to know a guy who didn’t buy much food just so he could spend more money on cops and so2💀
16
it’s plausible if you study hard and maintain good performance
even working as a cashier at mcdonalds for like 5 years could move you up to manager if you work for it
Ye I do study hard.
🐔
I am 13 and work for my dad and per one day I earn 25€ its very good for me?
What u think
I wanna work in STEM
$200 dollar is enough for food and house
idk how mcdonald’s managers make but they probably make good mobey
@woven tulip I’m studying maths + physics lol
I wanna work with smth to do with that
Mcdonald is like under 10$ here
Starting price
M
it’s a really good start
Technically I could start working for Tesla and make £30k a year at 18
i used to get $50 a month for simply doing house chores
and i simply saved saved saved
10 days and I have 250€ its like best in my city one kid can earn
and then i bought gold and silver, let it make me money.
I don’t get pocket money lol
this u? 🍮
I have 5k € in my stock(dont tell anyone)
Lo
well, i was making that money a whole year ago.
that stopped a while ago
Nah dis is me 🚀
Nox hello
Im earning 0
dis u? 🥏
A month
Romania 🇷🇴 🤝 America 🇺🇸
🐔
Na not romania
@pallid mango how many days or months I can live with 5k € in india as 13yrs old kid?
Gra ktoś
Romanians re more like gangstars
they’re just british kids except they speak romanian
What the
Your opinion
A year with
i’ve yet to meet a romanian that doesn’t listen to drill and wears nike techs
1 reason why not to live there
Hater detected
Andrew Tate> everyone here
Year and u can eat whole day without doing amy stuff
True
Realyyy?
Andrew tate even got arrested here for months for like basically no reason
What color is your buggati?
🦕
Not me. Rosie > tate
Bc is [she]
@unreal sluice don’t start an argument it’ll end up in one or two people getting muted
Hes released
Rosie who?
Oki
Masculinity is so bad
Genloo
Real
Henlo*

tryna eat a dry ahh porkchop is a chore
Most growing personality rn
i don’t like porkchops
Seen rhe new ep
they too dry and hard
Did u like it?
Yeah idk why people hate romania cuz Andrew Tate is here, like
Na
We just minding our own business vaping and Andrew breaks in immediately
Like what's the problem
because police take bribes
Tate bros re 🔥
🦕
No this is u 
oh
why do you think andrew tate moved to romania?
dis u? 🖍️
Demon Slayer new ep is so 🔥
Ofc I did
We also get beaten up by him personally if we don't have a Bugatti
Ofc
Nice
What re the qualifications of cashier in USA @woven tulip
If Elon Musk has 330b why he dont give everyone on world 1b and he will have 323 left and everyone rich??
🗿🍷
bro you can search these things up
i have no experience as an adult do not ask me this stuff
jim
So fliping true, after all there's only 7 ppl on earth (including me)
bro not the richest man alive anymore
🐓
How to start a successful business and earn 1m a month?
someone else is richer
I am kidding...
but that 330b is pocket change for a fella like me
Ik
How many u invest?
mine crypto and sell drugs in mexico
Money
Good idea
LOL
Real
you’re in mexico bro they not gonna do anything
literally 98% of the government is in bed with the cartels
Can't leave Mexico no mo
I have friend and (story) we are in town and he donr have a money then he leaves from room and comws than boom he has 200€ (he is drugs dealer-I am his client)
🐡
but he doesn't have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms like me.
Literally just pay the government and they’ll look away
like 60% of higher up cartel sicarios used to be in the military, the government in mexico IS the cartel.
True
how are the sheeps there?
If adren gave every person in the world 1 million power in rise kingdoms, we'd all be rich
sheeps where? do I look moroccan or scottish?
that’s the literal truth
And he'd still have 43million left
you’re albanian
wrong.
unless it’s goats yall like
I have 20000 gold in clash of clans can I join the rich people club yet 
no.
Poop
embrace that balkan in you
🇦🇱
adren, you can do the rump shaker, huh?
gimme the thug shaker
no, I am actually from your house's walls.
small spelling mistake
corrected.
🐧
i have your address Im gonna bomb it
L on you.
The guy in vc where I am is clapping with something...
how about you bomb some maidens?
lemme join that
Ayo
is this football terms?
H eleft
cause I can bomb mid
It's just u
tell bro to re join
how about you finally move on from your crush (which honestly is a 4/10) rejecting you?
adren stop playing I can cook you on roblox football fusion 2
🐔
ik u not built like that
can you beat me in roblox football fission though?
i can beat that ahh
find out
🐔
Nah
True
Absolute violation
🐓
Yes, thank you so much. This might be exactly what I need to [REDACTED], this is what I need to [REDACTED], cause I’m [REDACTED], I’m [REDACTED].
I personally wouldn't let that slide
bro i literally scrolled over this, i didn’t notice you typed this out at first 😭
dookie ahh wifi
Bruh I hate when I try to reload but I inspect by accident
took 10 secs to post the message 🔥
Nice spooping
What
my crush? She don’t even know my name despite me stalking her house and watching her sleep, she ain’t ever rejected me. We gon be newly weds in a year or so anyways 😮💨😑
Spooping as usual I see?
I don't have a crush
Ok
U can have his now
My crush dont know abt me too its Lana Rhoades...
No
She don’t know she’s your girl yet
yo crush is a slip and slide
that’s what I’m sayingggg. She don’t even know we in a relationship, but i like keeping shi secret from her 😂
Hey I'm still trying to think what you're trying to say about crosshair placement
That's basically what a crush is
🚶
he gone be mad as hell when he sees that ghost ping
🚶🚗
🐡
I can read the message :)
he can backtrack it anyways
you learned that from me
He's smelling his shoes
It's hard to see lol
Yeah
Bruh
touch grass, L, ratio.
🐔
Touch grass moment
How do I become a community supporter
your crush doesn't acknowledge you because your pickle rick looking face and smelling like expired Axe deodorant has scared the hell out of her.

I’m genuinely infuriated, just found out my E-Girl kitten was talking to my discord opp “sheluv_gilbert” and they were in a relationship AHH. 私が彼を捕まえるとき、私はホム・ペイを作ります 💢♨️
great strategy.
U have to add full stops if u do
I know
common ayeanon L.
Dude what the

the probability of you being loved by a woman that is a creation of YOUR OWN IMAGINATION.
we do a little bit of trolling sometimes.
They do a little trolling
it's all in good spirits (it's not).
Here and there
anyone wanna play im silver 3
Man get yo. you live in your familys shed you got kicked out of special Edd 97.3% of your braincells exciting are dead -packgod
Origami
ok? Yeah I’m in a relationship with her in my mind and i create her feelings and thoughts in my own mind? At least she love me unlike you! If you created a fake relationship in yo mind she still dumping yo Leeroy Jenkins ahh!! 😭🙏
@winter merlin thank u for the prayer session my brotha (real) I will leave now
Someone here is a owl
How u mean?
No way
but what if I do have a gf that loves me mutually

Then it is time to take the schizophrenia pills
I got real relationships, I need an imaginary woman dumping me just for gym motivation, you 200kg, oh I am sorry, 405 pound whale.
true
yeah, that doesn't happen buddy.
Take some more
adren u not speaking, yo main source of income is selling feet pics to @glad saffron that still not getting you out of that 20 square foot shed built in the forest u got 📐🥏💛🍮
me taking my pills and my gf is still there 💀
bro living like the unabomber
Eat it
Alcohol will solve the issue

Idk what gon on
🐓
ok? you're literally him (brandon fraser on "the whale" ).
aight bro just cause I’m 200kg don’t mean you can clown me, you 197kg and u think you allat ❓❓❓
at least I am living a peaceful life.
Free entertainment
I’m 200kg of muscle, you 197kg of fat
OHHHH
get roasted thats why im in a relationship with ur mom
Here have popcorn 🍿
how fat is fat
200kg of calf muscle in your stomach, yes.
🍿 🐓
After 250 pounds and you aren’t at least 5’10 that’s fat
there’s overweight, fat, obese, and then there’s adren.
join the VC rn, no balls.
Uh nuh uh he isn’t
i can’t bro i’m too scared to speak
good kitten.
❓🤷♂️💪🗣️
stay scared.

I can't even join a vc
🥺🥺🥺

the most absolute skill deficiency.
🦕
I got it working again
Prove it
(after putting every language role)
Join vc
Skill supplements
my mic don’t work that’s why i can’t join
definitely not lying
I did now
Oh shish he’s in vc

also my phone mic don’t work
can anyone screenshare im bored asf
i hope i don’t
Heyyy guyssa~~~ 🤑
I proved it
🦕

i think i can hear that in my own voice
show
ask nox he’ll tell u if i sound like a twink
Well I don't think In allowed to text a big wall of text
So congratulations to people who read it
If, hypothetically, I were to talk in vc, I can already assure I have probably the deepest voice in the world
Hey
hold up, there's a chinese channel?
Sup
Yea
bro got a stomach disease
Yes but it’s kinda dead
since 3 months ago
Cna you tell me what your talking about that crosshair placement
Wdym
I can show you later
Ok
Pinyin
Man I wish I had nitro
So I can get the most random emojis form my other servers
i think it was because he accidentally posted a pic of himself
for reasons you cannot perceive.
don’t worry @mint ridge it happens sometimes
yes, I am behind you of course.
once posted a pic of myself shirtless on accident and people were roasting me for having the most chiseled abs ever 😂

I like robter he like storm trouper armor
hug me and whisper into my ears
tell me itll all be okay
❤️
that's cap, your honour.
Can you get the spinning cockroach one
your honor : 🐝

anyways i gotta do this school work
what a nice cow
Ayy
Xqc
your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy
nightly.
@paper tangle I bet you you don't have the guy with his hand behind his head and he's shocked meme
adren.

will you eat lobter or peguin.
:(.
Penger
🐧 🦞❗
I eat lobter, since technically they can be immortal, and if harvested correctly they can be saved
🦞
this u? 🎣
Pengui
nice spooping
i’m eating some porkchops and this taste like wet cardboard
nicest meal in alabama
he's from alabami.
Somebody ranked
real.
How does cardboard taste like
Bro I had so many chances to make a meme that would be popular
Where can I report guys I'm new here
like porkchops
Then eat cardboard and save money
hi nighter
Like I would video an empty side walk and put on captions say "emotional John Cena and son hug"
bro cardboard taste bad
That would probably go for a meme
i dont wanna
ello
average random short recommendation with 2 likes
@sweet flare nah get way to many cardboard and build a epic house
Lol
House made of cardboard.
ahhh
Yes
CHOO
oh no
Shoo
ahh
Bro pigeons exist
cardboard house gone
The house will turn white on top
Ok
🧻
Tf wrong with this chat
Free paint for the roof a bit smelly
Idk
u the only odd one out here
Ye coz I'm better
we are of a higher intelligence, you simply can’t understand us intellectuals.
Lmao
Like ur mum
🏥
lmao bro got rejected by rose or something

this is insane
:wuttahell:
i can simply imagine
simply
I get rejected by everyone
how many people rose has had to deal with in her dms
and then read bio, then did some googling
femboy moment
Hello welcome back 🫠
I'm just lurking
🧱🪟🧱🚪🧱
i’m the one who says greetings.
Skinwalker :0
adren really muted me before I could the stinkiest roast on him
had to settle it in the GC
if adren ever ban me or block me I’m going to his instagram
🦕
i hope it never comes to that
Did I ask
ayo what
only reserved for real n words (i say that as respectfully as i can) like me
Omg
actually he's supposed to answer ☝️🤓
i didn’t ask when yo mama gave me some uncalled for godly sloppy toppy
🦕
I don't care about everything you said you live in your familys shed you got kicked out of special Edd 97.3% of your braincells exciting are dead
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