💬│english-chat

[dire tartan]

My account was banned for having the kd too high can I recover it

I never used any kind of cheat

[subtle obsidian]

make a ticket to support or moderator

or message them on support

[dire tartan]

where is the support

[subtle obsidian]

Support for in-game issues is not provided on Discord, there is a support site for that - help.standoff2.com

[fallow lichen]

my account too, i got scared when i entered the game

[gusty arch]

range changed

[rich crow]

There’s no way that’s an actual bannable offense for having too high of a kdr

No shot

[subtle obsidian]

yeah i dont believe that too

[fallow lichen]

I don't believe it either, but my friend who is silver doesn't even play every day got banned lol

[cunning ether]

u dont play every day = ban

[rich crow]

Idk if that’s true though

I had my acc since season 1

I haven’t played (until recently)

So a good few years

But I still had it when I came back

[cunning ether]

i m jking

[rich crow]

Bruh i believed it because I saw multiple people say the same thing

Dame da ne moment

[winter merlin]

Helloooo

[fallow lichen]

I also returned to play this year, and just when I return this happens

[winter merlin]

Where you from guys?

[fallow lichen]

Brazil

[winter merlin]

Parado na bailoooooo

Neymar

🗿🍷

My fav character from fifa

[fallow lichen]

I knew you would say this KKKKKKKKKKKK

[fallow lichen]

mine too bro

[winter merlin]

You on fireee 💥(I cant find fire emoji)

[rich crow]

🔥

You just gotta type :fire :

[winter merlin]

Oh

But I cant find like on the phone

I cant say it bc idk

What leanguagw is speaking in Brazil?

[granite valve]

1V1?

[winter merlin]

#1044085342308941944

[granite valve]

16496202

FOR 1V1

[winter merlin]

What language is speaking in the Brazil

[woven tulip]

Portuguese

[fallow lichen]

Portuguese bro

[winter merlin]

Really

[woven tulip]

yea?

[fallow lichen]

ye

[winter merlin]

Alright I didn't know it

[woven tulip]

alr

[winter merlin]

Thanks

[fallow lichen]

usually never know about Brazil properly

[winter merlin]

Como vai

eu uso esse tradutor

hahaha

[fringe tide]

Can somoene donate me gold i rly want knife or something cool

Pls guys

5.00gold a lot for me

[plucky dew]

@rich crow this guy uses mod menu you have to ban him immediately!!!

[winter merlin]

I want too but noone will

Lol

[wild ledge]

I literally offered you 95g yesterday

[winter merlin]

HOW

[rich crow]

Your mother’s credit card in her unsupervised purse at 2 in the morning:

[winter merlin]

??

[wild ledge]

You don't remember?

[winter merlin]

I dont

Say it again

🗿🍷

[wild ledge]

I offer you 95 gold

[winter merlin]

Give me,but howww

[wild ledge]

Do you have a skin with less than 8k offers?

[winter merlin]

I think maybe

Yes

[north nimbus]

how to trade in standoff?

[wild ledge]

Go to check then dm me

[winter merlin]

Ok

[woven tulip]

mfs really getting banned today

lol

[mystic abyss]

Has anyone gotten a message from ban system bot ?

[rich crow]

What sort of message

[honest sand]

This game is getting worse, unfairly banned

[wild ledge]

How do y'all get banned?

[mystic abyss]

“ suspicious activity was detected on your account, such as buying/selling/putting skins on the Market, and they are very frequent.
STANDOFF 2 (BAN SYSTEM BOT) “

[rich crow]

That’s a scam

I checked screenshots

Block that person

It’s not a real bot, it’s just some random person impersonating a false ban system that literally doesn’t even exist

[north nimbus]

how to trade in standoff?

[wild ledge]

The bot one yeah but others really got banned

[winter merlin]

@wild ledge dm

?

[rich crow]

I saw, a lot of people getting banned again

[woven tulip]

in game message?

[unreal sluice]

It’s a scam because the so2 bot isn’t so advanced to send messages💀

[mystic abyss]

Yh just a normal message in Russian

[woven tulip]

wow, you’re naive to believe that. Axlebolt has said themselves that they don’t send out in game messages.

it’s a scam btw

yeah it is, insane.

[soft current]

Clan for 400g come dm

I didnt ask y

U

@woven tulip need clan ?

[woven tulip]

u crying fr

[woven tulip]

i don’t play anymore

seems like you’re cryiny

[soft current]

@woven tulip you have acc for sell

[woven tulip]

it would get banned anyways lol

guessed?

[soft current]

@woven tulip why

[woven tulip]

basic rule

[wild ledge]

Why argue?

[soft current]

@wild ledge you need clan ??

[woven tulip]

you’re right

you’re not a troll lol

[dark flax]

Is there anyone who can take me to their team? im trying to rank up

[woven tulip]

wow you’re really pathetic

[tacit lantern]

I need help

[wild ledge]

I don't really know

[soft current]

I want to sell

[tacit lantern]

i meed a way to level up my bp to 150 within 35 days

[candid cipher]

Hello

[soft current]

Bc i dont need

[next ocean]

💀

[wild ledge]

Me neither

@woven tulip @rich crow Please stop the fight

[tacit lantern]

you are

[woven tulip]

@mint ridge @silk kraken hey, this guy is ruining chat.

[wild ledge]

Don't make things like this please

it's embarrassing

It's better if you stop

Both of you

[next ocean]

discord drama

[tacit lantern]

You both are fighting

[woven tulip]

Why imagine? If I can simply do it again?

[wild ledge]

Whoever is smarter stops

[tacit lantern]

“who fight”

that doesn’t make you smart

[wild ledge]

You are making it worse😭

[tacit lantern]

because i am (:

lol ok ill stop

btw i meed a way to level up my bp to 150 within 35 days

[wild ledge]

I would say it's impossible

For me at least

[sturdy dock]

move mi in tch vouice ples

[woven bear]

Ye

[sturdy dock]

yes

[woven bear]

Standoff??

Or valo?

[rich crow]

anyone wNna play

[jolly dawn]

i finally get accepted to a clan, turns out it's a Russian clan and they kick me out of clan

[woven bear]

[woven bear]

Region.?

[jolly dawn]

wym region

@woven bear what region

what is u talking about

[wild ledge]

Who?

[jolly dawn]

me

[sturdy dock]

standoff

[jolly dawn]

2

[cunning ether]

3

[jolly dawn]

6

[sturdy dock]

2

[cunning ether]

8

[jolly dawn]

red dead redemption for almost 7 hours

[sturdy dock]

1000000000000

[jolly dawn]

my eyes are starting to hurt

[sturdy dock]

standoff

2

[winter merlin]

Me too

[tidal jacinth]

someone alies

[sturdy dock]

cv

alg

aim sad

[neat ferry]

If someone here from Balkan dm me

[wild ledge]

Sure but I don't play too good

[tidal jacinth]

Whats Ur Rank

You alright?

[wild ledge]

Unranked but last season I was champion at allies

[tidal jacinth]

Then why u saying u not so good

[wild ledge]

1.I haven't played since 2 days ago

[tidal jacinth]

Oh

No matter let’s play add me 24791874

[wild ledge]

2.I'm boosted ig

Sure

[jolly dawn]

why

[rich crow]

@sturdy dock are you arabie

[jolly dawn]

he is

[rich crow]

Are Arabie too@jolly dawn

You

[jolly dawn]

no

[rich crow]

Ok

[jolly dawn]

i am

[winter merlin]

@wild ledge is BEST here

[neat ferry]

Need players for tournament

[rich crow]

The rice fields speak to me..

Your welcome

[primal rain]

[rich crow]

WHEEE

[wild ledge]

@tidal jacinth Thanks for the game but I gtg I only have 11%

[wild ledge]

?

[tidal jacinth]

Thanks im Gold 3 now

[primal rain]

WHEE

[rich crow]

WHEEE

[tidal jacinth]

:steamhappy:

[rich crow]

Haha

[tidal jacinth]

💀

[rich crow]

I'm going to unfavorite all my emotes and set all my steam happy emotes as my favorites

[tidal jacinth]

Good luck

[winter merlin]

Ur bwst

Best

[primal rain]

WHEE

[wild ledge]

Idk why but thanks

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

I like watching dead chats frfr

[twin sail]

how can u send emojis from other server

[unreal sluice]

@primal rain Hewwo

@vale sparrow sup QN

[rich crow]

Szukam osób do klanu (do klanówki) only speak Polish

[vale sparrow]

Nothing much ill edit a small video tm

You?

[primal rain]

you should boost server

[primal rain]

hewwo

[vale sparrow]

Hiwwow

[unreal sluice]

Watch how not to summon a demon lord

[vale sparrow]

Wew

[rancid marsh]

Hello

[unreal sluice]

?

[unreal sluice]

Hewwo

[vale sparrow]

Wow just with e in the middle

😳

[unreal sluice]

Oh lol

U seen it u said

Xd

Btw @vale sparrow look #📸│photos

See what I posted

[vale sparrow]

Fr tho

100% winrate

Wow

[unreal sluice]

He’s insane

[rich crow]

Im speak polish

[unreal sluice]

He streams tho and gets 30+ kills in comp games sometimes against elites + he’s legit

@vale sparrow if u ignore the weird aspects, how not to summon a demon lord has a pretty interesting plot

[twin sail]

i have nitro wdym

[brittle knoll]

So2 tournaments don't happen like csgo

[brittle knoll]

Do they

[vale sparrow]

If u think about it tho

Fr

[brittle knoll]

Just a random question

It's not like esports

[rich crow]

someone is playing a clan I will add to the clan

[unreal sluice]

If they make a version without the ||redacted||, a lot of people would probably like it.

[twin sail]

nah 💯

[brittle knoll]

Ppl don't gather in one room and play on specific phones given by the organizers

🐇

[halcyon fox]

recruitment to the clan Cruel Games, title from gold 4 write in PM

[rich crow]

I don't think so

Idk i kinda don't care about esports

Look at this

Nvm

Unless I'm in it or my team is playing

I cant

[primal rain]

[rich crow]

WHEEE

[brittle knoll]

I came here to be like woke about how ppl probably get away with cheating, which was almost proven in some tournaments, or one for example was like, forgot the name, shot a wall, exactly where a playrr could be seen with spectator xray

If this blabbering makes sense

🦕

[glossy birch]

/nick ilDaYRA1

[rich crow]

I remember

[brittle knoll]

And ofc ppl noticed it

[rich crow]

I don't remember year team or name but I know the clip

It was on cache

[brittle knoll]

But what about when others don't do that kinda mistake

[rich crow]

who tryba play

Some guy locked onto someone behind crates

[brittle knoll]

Z9

[rich crow]

Like clearly locked onto him

Oh you meant so2

[brittle knoll]

Oh must be another one then

[cedar raft]

Imagine

[brittle knoll]

Yeah

[rich crow]

I meant cs

[glossy birch]

Guys

[rich crow]

Theres a clip of someone on cache

[glossy birch]

How to get accurate headshot

[rich crow]

Someone jumps behind cratesb

[glossy birch]

Percent

Age

[rich crow]

And the guy clearly locks onto him as he jumps behind

[rich crow]

Idk shoot the head

Just a speciation bro idk

Speculation

[brittle knoll]

I only said like, esport tournaments in csgo are like, have players play on esports computers, that have security and also monitored

[glossy birch]

@rich crow is there tricks?

[brittle knoll]

Meanwhile so2 tournaments, ppl can play on their own phones clearly

[rich crow]

Uh idk shoot the head and put your crosshair at head level

[glossy birch]

Ok

Ty

[brittle knoll]

And how even would a mobile esport tournament work

🐔

[rich crow]

Clash of clans had never had a cheating incident, fixed matches happen 0 times in tournaments, conclusion, clash of clans is better

[brittle knoll]

Come here guys play on these phones

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

[rich crow]

when the 7 axlebolt employee's online

[primal rain]

WHEE

[rich crow]

WHEEE

[brittle knoll]

🐇

He has hypertension

[unreal sluice]

@rich crow sup

[brittle knoll]

His eyes are popping out

🦕

[rich crow]

im back

finally

Nuh uh

No they aren't

[unreal sluice]

Welcome back

[rich crow]

They're still in the socket

i was sick for a solid 2 weeks

[brittle knoll]

How?

[rich crow]

lmfao

thank you rosie

wbu wyd

Cuz hes steamhappy

[brittle knoll]

Oh ye that's true

🐡

[unreal sluice]

Eating

[rich crow]

have a good meal!

[unreal sluice]

Thx

[storm sequoia]

@solar pecan can i ask something?

in DM

[rancid marsh]

Sp hows everyones day

[storm sequoia]

Good

[rich crow]

im out of cigarette's (death)

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

im on that dunhill black honestly

[green widget]

sobranie black russian tho

hits diff

classic

[twin sail]

cancer premium

even worse 🙏

[unreal sluice]

Sup nightly

[paper tangle]

Ello

[fallow lichen]

in the bot on the right tab, "comms officer"

[paper tangle]

Wait for a bit, I'll send a link to your dms

[fallow lichen]

@rich crow

[paper tangle]

Its slower and its going to send him a link anyway

[fallow lichen]

it makes sense, but that's what I was recommended

[unreal sluice]

@paper tangle isn’t it in pinned messages?

[paper tangle]

It is but most people don't check it

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

[paper tangle]

so I DM them the link

[unreal sluice]

Oki makes sense^^

Ava max- take you to hell
This song is actually rlly good

[paper tangle]

I'm just waiting for the ax man

[glossy birch]

@everyone

Hi

[paper tangle]

chill with the all caps

If you need help DM me

[unreal sluice]

Axe man sounds like a horror movie character.
(Mods are scary)

[paper tangle]

I only find Hel somewhat scary

[hazy sundial]

we found a bug in the game that you need to fix

we found a bug in the game that you need to fix

[woven tulip]

who’s we

[unreal sluice]

@hazy sundial no need to spam

[hazy sundial]

Plss where is this admin

[paper tangle]

Don't spam it or you will get a mute

DM a moderator for more help

i.e. @silk kraken, @rich crow, or @mint ridge (sorry guys)

[woven tulip]

am i allowed to sue this server if i’ve been falsely muted?

[hazy sundial]

i need spam because this bug so dangerous

[paper tangle]

You will get muted if you continue that behavior

[unreal sluice]

What is it? Btw spamming gets u muted and doesn’t resolve the issue

[paper tangle]

You can ask Hel or {ax}

I always do that when I get a timeout on accident

[woven tulip]

last time i done that i got muted

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

well, in all fairness; I asked ax AND adren.

[unreal sluice]

I’ve gotten so many timeouts for calling myself names

[woven tulip]

we all know who muted me

[rich crow]

Allies anyone?

[woven tulip]

one, twooooo. Buckle my shoeeesssss

[hazy sundial]

@paper tangle We want to help your game. We found an error and we must let you know as soon as possible so you need to fix it.

[woven tulip]

threeeeee, fouuuuu buckle s’more

fahhhh, sixxxxx nike kicks!!!!

[primal rain]

he is not developer

moment

[unreal sluice]

He’s not a dev xd

[stark cedar]

Why don't you write the bug here then?

[woven tulip]

nah nightly is a dev trust me

[paper tangle]

I'm not a Developer or a Moderator.

as I said DM a moderator

[primal rain]

ez i become developer

[unreal sluice]

He develops his own intellect by being smart.

[paper tangle]

from this.

[woven tulip]

kid named moderator:

[paper tangle]

[hazy sundial]

need to be discussed privately.

[stark cedar]

Azathoth is a server booster 💀

[woven tulip]

i have a feeling he got banned

[stark cedar]

He saw his name as pink

[woven tulip]

lmao

[rich crow]

kid names finger

[stark cedar]

And thought he was mod

[primal rain]

azathoth doesn't exits

[stark cedar]

Ahh ok

[primal rain]

he is knight lobter

[unreal sluice]

Average person on this server

[woven tulip]

@paper tangle :WAHH_gone:

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

[woven tulip]

synced

[vital girder]

@unreal sluice wdym who he is?

[unreal sluice]

Ik ayx.

[woven tulip]

I’ve sneezed about 13 times today

L day fr 💢💢💢

[vital girder]

He is a Romanian player or what?

[jolly canyon]

Gado

[unreal sluice]

Yes. Lol

[unreal sluice]

Unlucky number

[jolly canyon]

[silk kraken]

@hazy sundial you have to open your direct messages

[ancient rivet]

Only 13? Rookie numbers

[rich crow]

I become mod

And I ban @verbal imp for no swag

[rugged trail]

Hi

[ashen cliff]

Who do I talk to when he comes to unbanned in my account

[primal rain]

ezz

[primal rain]

ban code?

[ashen cliff]

1002

[verbal imp]

I have bestest swag

[primal rain]

you can't

[ashen cliff]

Since every season there's a bunch of hackers I'll probably got reported as one and got banned cuz standoff don't really take any chances when he comes to like these hackers.

[verbal imp]

U have no sawg

[ashen cliff]

They unban me doing project Pandora I emailed them and they unbanned me.

[rich crow]

Proof?

Source?

[verbal imp]

Yes

Actually no
Cuz im so swagged out you don't even gotta know

[woven tulip]

Today been such an L day… my Dad forced me to take a shower ( 5 minutes that could have been spent grinding nba 2k ), last week I wasted like 30 hours on useless school, all of that time could’ve been spent grinding my overall on 2k… I’ve grinded the blood out of the past 4 2k’s but I need a new one desperately, I’m thinking about playing 2k 12-19 just for fun… if a new 2k doesn’t drop by September I might have to kidnap Ronnie’s family. My Mom and Dad are worried about the fact I spend 9 hours a day on the grind but they don’t understand, also I owe like 12 people each $300 due to the fact I borrowed money for VC, 2k bundles and gfuel, I don’t have any money to repay… today has been such an L tbh. But at-least I got to spend time on a discord call with my discord e-girlfriend; and I’ve lost 4.4 pounds in the last month (I’m now 272 pounds), pretty good for 5’1 tbh.

[rich crow]

Erm I have a 12000 dollar watch don’t even talk to me kiddo 🤓

[rich crow]

what the hell

[woven tulip]

I know right bro I’m dying of boredom 😡 💢💢💢

[rich crow]

what even is

2k bundles

wtf

[verbal imp]

Aint reading allat💯💯

[woven tulip]

2K special editions, I own each one of them.

[rich crow]

I think nba2k the game

[woven tulip]

NRA 😭💔🙏🦤

[rich crow]

And bundles as in game stuff

how to start trading

[silk kraken]

watch chris smoove play it instead

[woven tulip]

i can confirm

kicks go insane

[verbal imp]

I aint need no watch cuz my fit already hard

[rich crow]

That sorry though. Ratio.

[woven tulip]

counter radio

also, ratio @silk kraken

[verbal imp]

He slept all day and woke up

[dusky wind]

Guys can anyone tell me if u play competitive rank game how many rounds per game

[rich crow]

Uhh nuh uh

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

First to 10

[woven tulip]

1

2

[dusky wind]

Ok ty

[woven tulip]

3

4

5

[rich crow]

After 9 you switch team

[woven tulip]

6

7

8

9

[rich crow]

Max amount of rounds possible is 19

[woven tulip]

10

what doni get @rich crow

[verbal imp]

Yuh
Every time they think about me (you)
I'm always dripped out

[dusky wind]

Does it go by like time or just the rounds?

[rich crow]

Well

[dusky wind]

Like how many rounds to win the game?

[rich crow]

10

[verbal imp]

10

[dusky wind]

Ok

[rich crow]

First team to 10 rounds

[verbal imp]

But it can last up to 19 rounds

[dusky wind]

Ok

[primal rain]

no

[verbal imp]

If your teammates throw

[silk kraken]

what do you guys do for fun?

[woven tulip]

my grind, my side hustle or my free time activities?

[silk kraken]

your free time activities

[dusky wind]

@verbal imp how long till find a rank game?

Estimated

[verbal imp]

When I'm not being miserable playing so2
I listen to music while reading or watch some anime
Planing to get back into drawing

[verbal imp]

Depends honestly

[dusky wind]

K

[verbal imp]

If you aren't queuing on dead server (na servers)

[woven tulip]

1. Basketball 2. Working out 3. Playing games 4. learning more about cars 5. Checking unlocked cars in parking lots 6. Stealing copper and reselling 7. Constructing new cigarettes out of used ones and reselling

[dusky wind]

Ok lmao I’ll switch

[verbal imp]

You can find a match in a minute

[primal rain]

cycle

[paper tangle]

gamering

[primal rain]

gamering

[verbal imp]

CARS

🤝

[woven tulip]

automobiles

[verbal imp]

You already know

FF made into a car geek

[silk kraken]

holy, this is the most giggachad thing i've heard this month

[verbal imp]

And I love it

[primal rain]

what about previus month

[woven tulip]

8. Anime / manga 9. music 10. learning more about conspiracies 11. nba, nfl.

12. Stealing groceries

[rich crow]

anime fan = unable to be a chad

[woven tulip]

13. Shoplifting

[silk kraken]

i don't remember
i have long term memory loss

[verbal imp]

W mans

[primal rain]

man ax is like me

[verbal imp]

Even more w

[primal rain]

wait

ax?

[woven tulip]

14. Calling in false threats into Nissan dealerships

[woven tulip]

mostly bomb threats

[verbal imp]

Pipe bombing my neighbors mailboxes

(For fun)

[woven tulip]

little Tuesday afternoon fun

[verbal imp]

So true

[woven tulip]

ax what do you do

[silk kraken]

@woven tulip who's the best NBA player right now?

[woven tulip]

i bet you’re an interesting man

[woven tulip]

joel embiid or giannis

i got joel

[silk kraken]

Giannis better

[woven tulip]

address pulled :ustupid:

provide :ustupid: @paper tangle

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

that’s what I’m talking about

[silk kraken]

imagine thinking joel embiid is better than giannis

[woven tulip]

i imagine that

[dusky wind]

Moderator

[verbal imp]

Eahh

[woven tulip]

if the heat upset the bucks I’m gonna laugh

[dusky wind]

Someone help me

[woven tulip]

honest reaction

[woven tulip]

watchu need fella

[dusky wind]

U play so2 right?

If so look in dms

[verbal imp]

He doesn't

[woven tulip]

i have good experience with it

if its any basic problem i can most likely solve it

the voices keep speaking

[verbal imp]

I'm not insane u are

Anon probably

[woven tulip]

nuh uh

🦛

[woven tulip]

this me on the low key

[verbal imp]

[rich crow]

Sup

[verbal imp]

This is me

[rapid meteor]

is this an argue

[woven tulip]

greetings.

[rapid meteor]

stop having enemies

[rich crow]

Sup G @verbal imp

[verbal imp]

[woven tulip]

i have no enemies, yet my opps see me as they enemy 🙏 🕊️

[rapid meteor]

i have no enemies except myself

[verbal imp]

Nothing much
Just chillin

[rapid meteor]

for example you kill my whole family

[verbal imp]

Wbu

[rapid meteor]

that's okay

i forgive you

🔥🔥🔥

[rich crow]

Same as you, chilling in bed and bout to sleep

[verbal imp]

It be like that

[brittle knoll]

How??

I can't change my name

🐤

[woven tulip]

what

what?

[brittle knoll]

What a cowww!!!

Omggg

[woven tulip]

dis u? 🐖

[verbal imp]

Milk

I need

[brittle knoll]

I am jumping out the house

[woven tulip]

what type

skin 2%

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[woven tulip]

almond

butter milk

[verbal imp]

Cow milk

[woven tulip]

real

!!!!!

[verbal imp]

!!!

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

this yo place 🌎🌏🌍

?

[verbal imp]

My hair looks crazy

[brittle knoll]

Hello

I am new

[verbal imp]

It's so messy

[brittle knoll]

How do u open an android application? (wait until I ask how to open standoff 2 specifically)

🐔

[ember goblet]

Bing chilling

[verbal imp]

Spoopy came back.from retirement

[brittle knoll]

🦷

[woven tulip]

whatever u do don’t check #📸│photos

[brittle knoll]

I came back as girl

[verbal imp]

I will literally

[brittle knoll]

This is my new body

[verbal imp]

Grow my hair back and get a different hair style

[brittle knoll]

Life is inherently ordinary

[woven tulip]

i got sum for u

[verbal imp]

You look so manly

And cute

[brittle knoll]

#offended

[brittle knoll]

#validated

🐔
🦷💪

[woven tulip]

bro drinks his milk

[brittle knoll]

Spellelelel

[brittle knoll]

Tooth full of milk

🐓

Tellelelleleldl

[verbal imp]

Dangg

[brittle knoll]

Test

Yahoo

[verbal imp]

I wanna play pretend race car driver

[brittle knoll]

I wanna

[verbal imp]

He wanna

[brittle knoll]

Dance dance with my hands hands hands above my head head head

🦛

[verbal imp]

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[verbal imp]

Sounds like fun

[brittle knoll]

This emoji still makes me laugh

He's floating in disbelief

[verbal imp]

Where's nodding blowfish

[brittle knoll]

He's in the pumped emoji network 1

🦕

[woven tulip]

is that jenna oetega

[verbal imp]

🐖

[brittle knoll]

I heard it still has 199,979 places left

🐓

[brittle knoll]

Idk song from Wednesday i thiink

I searched lyrics it's by lady gaga

Googoo gaga

It's by lady goo goo gaga

🦕🐔

[patent shuttle]

Anyone looking for a duo?

[brittle knoll]

And that the owner opened his dms

🤨
🤝

[verbal imp]

Spooping do be posing for that picture

[brittle knoll]

🐓
🤨

[abstract zephyr]

I wish so2 had a thing that instead of erasing the entire sticker, just unequip it.

Certain stickers won't erase and I get it, but it's sad that I can't unequip stickers and put on a different gun.

[brittle knoll]

What

Certain stickers?

Oh

I now understand the sentence

[abstract zephyr]

Yeah.

[verbal imp]

RAHHHH

Bro

Brroooooo

[brittle knoll]

It's like real life

[verbal imp]

This shirt is fyr

[brittle knoll]

U use a sticker stick with strong glue

[woven tulip]

bro think he me

[verbal imp]

I will

Do anything

[brittle knoll]

And u just have to peel it off as in scraping

[rich crow]

i got banned in pubgm for being too “good” and now switching into standoff2

[woven tulip]

i got a fire shirt on rn

[brittle knoll]

It doesn't unpeel naturally

🦕

[verbal imp]

To get this shirt..

I need

[brittle knoll]

U scrape it off

[verbal imp]

The T

[jolly dawn]

can i get stattrack skin from battle pass?

[verbal imp]

Now

[woven tulip]

dark blue, white, pink, light blue and sea blue.

[verbal imp]

Yes.

[wispy ginkgo]

Where to write if a scammer pretended to be an admin and deceived me?

[brittle knoll]

Quite possibly using special solutions to also dissolve the glue

[abstract zephyr]

It should be like codm how you're able to change it. I get the realism of it, but it's a game.

[brittle knoll]

Yea honestly they don't even

Put a warning

[woven tulip]

yeah

[brittle knoll]

Despite so many people losing stickers since the very beginning they added it

[woven tulip]

it’s accurate to csgo

thats why

[abstract zephyr]

Yet, it's a money hungry game. You have to buy gold or sell your inventory to get gold.

[verbal imp]

Creamy ahh shirt bro

I need

It

[woven tulip]

?

?

❓

[brittle knoll]

Does csgo have am erasing warning

[woven tulip]

think idk

[verbal imp]

@woven tulip

I show u later

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[woven tulip]

yes?

[wispy ginkgo]

Where to write if a scammer pretended to be an admin and deceived me?

[brittle knoll]

Look in #🛟│faq maybe

[woven tulip]

my full name is actually Bartholomew Devereaux Giusseppe Aloysius Jr. XXIV

sadly too long for discord

[brittle knoll]

#🛟│faq > complaints > last question @wispy ginkgo

"I got scammed"

[woven tulip]

to axlebolt

[woven tulip]

read

[brittle knoll]

Read shushibiho

🐓

[woven tulip]

I’m gonna watch a certain anime

[paper tangle]

How and why did he get scammed

[woven tulip]

i forgor the name tho

hate when I type “My name is” and apple actually auto recommend my full name

they tryna get me to dox myself

[verbal imp]

Me in a beanie

Lmfao

[rich crow]

[verbal imp]

Exactly

Don't think I'll get one

Ever

Just isn't me

[rich crow]

Dude beanies are kinda fire

[woven tulip]

y’all dont got one month there where you might need a beanie ❕❕

I’m lying tho

[trail rock]

In what should i invest with 600g?

[woven tulip]

ik in colombia its hot as hell but in bogota it’ll get mighty cold

might just the height of the city

[verbal imp]

We aint like that fr

27 all year

Round

[woven tulip]

Ima go over there and check it out myself

[verbal imp]

[woven tulip]

speechless emoji

[verbal imp]

Dis mf bouta pull up and hav3 some pizza

[woven tulip]

i ain’t said half the shi enigma has said

[verbal imp]

With me

[woven tulip]

what type of pizza

toppings

[verbal imp]

This may make or break our relationship

[woven tulip]

i love Hawaiian pizza as my personal fav type

[verbal imp]

W MANS

[woven tulip]

yeahhhh

[verbal imp]

Oh God I love u

[woven tulip]

☝️☝️☝️

[verbal imp]

@silk kraken pineapple on pizza, yes or no.

[boreal pawn]

Promo code active?

[night shadow]

What

You are giving promo codes?

[sudden heath]

Do you have any promocodes?

He's asking if he has any promocodes to use

[night shadow]

Oh

[silk kraken]

no

[verbal imp]

Bro why😭😭😭

My day is ruined

[soft topaz]

Is

Store.standoff

Scam?

[primal rain]

store.standoff2.com is a legit website which is for Russian people

[soft topaz]

Only russian?

[primal rain]

yep

[soft topaz]

lol

[primal rain]

bilyet

[soft topaz]

Why only for russian

i cant buy?

[primal rain]

tru

try

you prob can't

my credit card didn't worked on

(MasterCard tr)

so prob urs wont too

[woven tulip]

eerrrhhmmmmm. Just snatched your address and I’m reporting you to your nearest police department!!! 😂😂😂 Dattebayo 🙏💢

[soft topaz]

Where are you from?

[woven tulip]

Madagascar

me when i purposely lie

9.2/10

[gentle sparrow]

10/10

Does yall know why it takes hour before i get in a ranked match?

[rich crow]

Server

I accidentally left the game and got banned for 14 days please unban me

Some servers are more popular than others

[sullen oracle]

Hi hi

New York back in the city once again

[woven tulip]

because

i don’t like too many stickers on guns

[rich crow]

Stickers take attack damage up to 0.03% depending on the stickers

[woven tulip]

this is real 😯

[rich crow]

Yes 😸🙂😃

[bold mantle]

Algum clã br?

[rich crow]

Sorry I don't speak Spanish

[woven tulip]

i don’t speak spaniard

[rich crow]

Me2

[verbal imp]

80.4%

45k more xp

[marsh pecan]

It's not Spanish, it's Portuguese

[rich crow]

no it's not Portuguese

I'm sure this is spanish

[marsh pecan]

Well, you are wrong because I speak Spanish and that is not Spanish.

[woven tulip]

only about 80 more games

🔥

[grim basin]

how to send a report?

[verbal imp]

Yeah unfortunately

I hit the 8000 mark yesterday

No

The day before

[woven tulip]

pinned messages

[verbal imp]

I just wanna get over and done with this medal grind

As for allies

Idk if I'll play any time soon

[rich crow]

Proof

[lone flare]

when are they gonna fix the bug in sandstone B

keep losing rounds from it

[marsh pecan]

What bug?

[lone flare]

planting in b site

where you cant defuse

[fringe current]

who wants to see my homeowrk

[silk kraken]

fight me

[rich crow]

Bro really said "dattebayo" 💀💀💀

[gentle verge]

Ping 10000

[royal rose]

Why this game so much hack

[verbal imp]

Average so2 experience

????

[woven tulip]

Είμαι εδώ και χαϊδεύω το Di μου πήρα λοσιόν στο di μου Είμαι καυλιάρης σαν να είμαι ένας φρικτός άντρας 🈵🉐🈹🈲

[hexed igloo]

hjwhhd oqjbw javuuw kka? vvvv vvvv 😂😂

[woven tulip]

pull up to 105 Goofy Ave

[silk kraken]

can't, i was denied entry, reason: only goofy people are allowed there

[rich crow]

I have no idea wtf that means

[rich crow]

セックス

[hexed igloo]

Cthulhu rebirthing ritual phase 4

[woven tulip]

I’m goofy ahh 🦤🦤🦤

[woven tulip]

don’t translate it from greek to english!!!!

[twin sail]

yo?

[woven tulip]

greetings.

[waxen nacelle]

Hello

[woven tulip]

greetings.

[austere marlin]

Hello

[vapid agate]

Greetings.

I suppose @woven tulip

[woven tulip]

greetings.

it would be crazy if all these people who get they acc banned today never got unbanned

like fr fr

[heavy crown]

Some kids have no skill, and anger issues, so they hack to make themselves feel superior

I’ve had 8 in a row

[verbal imp]

Maybe when I eventually rank up I will meet more

[paper tangle]

is that you

[flint prawn]

hi

[woven tulip]

greetings.

[wise gorge]

fr fr

[agile swallow]

hi

[crimson field]

Hi

[agile swallow]

hru

[mellow rover]

In case yall dont see me no more I might go to jail ☠️

[dry quartz]

Yo anyone wanna play?

Nevermind

[verbal imp]

For what???

[lilac patrol]

i love kanye

[verbal imp]

I love me too

[lilac patrol]

oh no

Love kanye instead

[dry quartz]

Your name is Kanye?

[verbal imp]

No

I love me

[lilac patrol]

yes, Kanye west

[verbal imp]

Not west

[lilac patrol]

yes

[verbal imp]

He's south

[rich crow]

@verbal imp did you see the new cs collection

[verbal imp]

No I has not

[dry quartz]

Hey guys

[rich crow]

Check Twitter

It’s honestly kinda mid mid mid

[dry quartz]

Does anyone wanna play defuse?

[verbal imp]

I dont use twitter

[mellow rover]

Cant give details but lmfao

[rich crow]

The famas is a juicer

[verbal imp]

Is it that bad

[mellow rover]

Naaah chill one

[verbal imp]

Okay good

I thought u pulled a mister white

[mellow rover]

Might take like 5y and be out in 6months for good behavior

[mellow rover]

What is that 😭😭😭

[rich crow]

He thought you started a meth empire

[verbal imp]

Did u speed

[dry quartz]

Does anyone wanna f****** play?

[rich crow]

Nah I’m good

[verbal imp]

And got a speeding ticket

[rich crow]

@verbal imp wanna play

[verbal imp]

No

[dry quartz]

Me?

[verbal imp]

I'm at lvl 99

[rich crow]

I’m only at 70

[verbal imp]

Nah i meant Supa

[rich crow]

Haven’t played in a week

[dry quartz]

Ah

[mellow rover]

5y for a speeding ticket hell nah i wouldt have saud that on discord what a shame to take this much for that ☠️

[dry quartz]

I'm technically on level 450

[verbal imp]

💀💀💀

[dry quartz]

If you merge all the previous levels

[verbal imp]

I won't pry any further then

[rich crow]

Ask a mod

[woven tulip]

WHAT

[rich crow]

He doesn’t know who heisenbones is

[verbal imp]

So im like

[mellow rover]

Oooh blue crystals guy

[dry quartz]

@rich crow wanna play?

[mellow rover]

Aint never watched that

[rich crow]

Are servers dead rn the NA servers are kinda dead

[verbal imp]

759 if I added all my levels

[rich crow]

It’s like 3 min in a single Allies queue

Normally it takes less than 30 seconds

[rich crow]

I’ll play Allie’s I need to do some missions

[woven tulip]

they r

[verbal imp]

Got my boxcy bull open when I was playing with @sweet flare
Ong he was disappointed in me

[rich crow]

Bruh

[woven tulip]

Rahhh

[rich crow]

Finally got a match

[verbal imp]

U did

Okay since ur playinf

I'm available for 1 match

Actually

[rich crow]

BRUH

[verbal imp]

Idk

[woven tulip]

OMG

Jimmy butler dropped a 50 piece in the playoffs 😭

he is HIM

to win????

against giannis

@silk kraken

this yo fav player?

Giannis getting postered by Himmy Butler and getting a 50 dropped on him!!!

[long vigil]

bro i cant get in competitive

nor allies

to complete my damn mission

[novel ibex]

@long vigil

Go in Russia

That's how I get insta matches

You won't find any comp matches in America

[rich crow]

Netherlands is my go to for comp

Russia I get 300 ping

Allies normally NA matches are good

[novel ibex]

@rich crow in need help

[long vigil]

me in auto server:

[next spoke]

Are they

?

I thought na was just completely dead

[verbal imp]

Comp is

Not allies

[dry quartz]

I can't really play anything which is ranked or requires to much effort

[long vigil]

go in #📸│photos

im on auto server

[dry quartz]

My right hand is injured

[novel ibex]

@rich crow can you check the ss channel and explain how I complete that challenge

[verbal imp]

@rich crow

Comp?

[rich crow]

Let me finish this Allie’s game

[long vigil]

does turkey server sound best?

[verbal imp]

Name is livid btw

[rich crow]

My teammate has 0.56 kdr in Allies dude

I literally have 7 times his kdr

[long vigil]

and also russian people r sleeping its 5:11 am for them and mine to

only in moscow tho

[novel ibex]

Russia was the fastest for me found a match in like 5 seconds each time

[long vigil]

ok

[novel ibex]

I just got done playing in a Russia server not too long ago

They kicked me bec I was running around with a pistol trying to figure out how to do this dam mission

[long vigil]

it dont work