#💬│english-chat
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I meant how many apple he has now..
How many apples does Johnny have*
Please stop torturing me cancer
Was it always 5v5 or did enemy kick their guys and won some rounds
2v2
15 MMR gone
Then it would be "how many apples did Johnny have"
Oh then idk
Both iterations still have their own grammatical issues
Lmao ur just correcting him at this point
You can't say "does" and "had" because does is present tense while had is last tense
Umn sure
:-:
He can't be saying he's testing our English and then pulling up with this
Grammar police don't sleep
I should resign as a english teacher
How did you even become one?
Nah keep practicing your English
i will be terrible
For it not being your first language, its already better than a lot of people
Just keep practicing and you'll learn from mistakes
What's ur first language?
More mistakes the better, just means you'll learn from them more
I assume it's German?
Not too certain
That explain the C- i got in english
Rip bro
Ill improve!
You'll improve over time
You've asked like 7 times jesus
Who wanna play with me
Who wanna play with me
Yeah
Bet
Do anyone wanna play with me
I am
I am joking
😭😭
h a h a h a h a h a h a
i think he wants to play with someone
Can anyone teach me
I'm in class
@uneven fjord
Can't
Why is bro texting in class
I'm in the back of the room
I wonder if he has ring notification
i have 2 vibrating eggs that i found near a bush beside aisle 16 redwood street just behind Hogan Motel
Well good sir
I can do anything I want basically
You uh
nice tenga
Teacher!!
free shipping this shopee april payday
@rich crow
Theoritically
Teacher!
What if we called him
?

He was pinging people who could play with another person
Fatherless actions 
Hi
How you know
this Guy thinks he is Smart XD
im very intelligent
verify this information
Indubitably
Pls knife poke 0.03
i have an undoubtedly self-made certificate
Hello can someone give a gold some pls?
no
No
Oh ok:(
check your bathroom.
@devs fix your game
We partake in a marginak amount of tomfoolery, targeting those who are unfirtunate enough to fall victim to our dubious actions, ultimately leading to their demise and to public humiliation
Or in other words
Pls knife poke 0.03 any
Pls knife poke 0.03 gold any
What's knife poke 0.03 gold
I dont have any gold
Idk poke might be please in his language
Oh k
Lmao why would someone give you knife for 0. 03 gold
Just a speculation
That doesn't make sense
Not too sure
Kk
Idk hes either 14 years old or genuinely a little slow up there
Pls knife poke any can be sold for 0.03 gold pls
What you wanna say bro, clearly
Ok i sold my knife for 0.03
Its up
Pls can be sold for knife poke any for 0.03 gold
I put it on market
Pls can be sold knife poke any for 0.03 gold
Wsp
😂
Any
🦛
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:((((((((((
💀
Im new okay 😭
Fix singapore server la, almost 3 days bro wtf

Go to inv then see promocodes


Is there any usable ones tho?
No
Bro you bronz
Yes why
Well not yet bronze im on like the watchu get when you start the game
Like the 10 games
Wtvr u call that
Calibration
Even my friends(10-30 hr) who plays the know where is the promocodes

Nwm
Mb i aint your friend
Yeah man imagine not knowing everything about the game
And never be


But where can i see where usable primocodes are?
Imagine not knowing every possible feature in this game

Skill issue fr

Ask the devs or join in the servers

Aight thanks

Either in announcements or sometimes big named yotuubers give out codes and both of these options Are super rare

Ahhh

Idk
Probably never
^least obvious scam in discord^
😱🥶😱🫡🤯omg
500 gold?@?@?@?@ Count me in zaddy waddy 😉😍😍😜
Can someone give me 6 gold pls
Hello
Hi
Does anyone know what was the 6 years surprise in-game ??
0.000005 pinto second w out the zaza
did they remove the portuguese chat
No this is English
Yes português
no
can you redirect this gentleman please
I need zaza
I should be doing my homework rn but I don't i am here talking and exiting 
Guys someone please reply
L
Dont end up like me
Anybody??
me -27^-98x0.0000001746 days w out the zaza
i think it’s deitz
I'm using the translator, what I wanted to say is that I entered this server now and I don't know how to go to the Portuguese chat
?? Please elaborate
🥲🥲
It's saying that I don't have permission to speak in this chat
Can't sell it though
Paint
Me when zaza is 78+938.6426172×(pi)^-13 meters away from me
bro giving me a math assignment
restart your device, update discord or leave the server and rejoin
Whenever I type any code it always says not available
Well, if I didnt you'd still not put the coma after the number
ax how are you doing this lovely friday

On Websites most of them are expired or fake
@AXMN#3917 it was not
Do you agree with me that atleast Standoff Dev's are generous enough to give away free skins through in-game currency not like Valve which barely gives you anything for free and charges money for every case opening
What are those? These? Deitz nuts. They're meat nuts. Deitz nuts.
Everyone has that sticker right?
Yep
@silk kraken it was not
Hello
If they update their game
Or log o.
On
But what are genuine method of claiming a code??
Idk
Waiting for it to pop up in announcements or wait for some big named youtuber to give some away
Both of which are extremely rare
Ohh
As long as I get a knife
You give me royale double cheeseburger and I give you code
I have never seen them announce any code in the announcement channel
Legit 💯💯‼
HELP pls
I've seen it once
Wat about a shawarma
Accepting only in Macdonalds
Everyone can redeem right?
You've got a deal
Infinite amount of players
I'm not sure
Not at all
I think its limited for 99% of them
Some codes yes but most of them have limitations
Damn
But that rare 1 percent thats for everyone is usually bad
Like 20 coins
Or something idk
0%
Fr?
Thats how rare
That sucks
I'm broke
what he said
Yeah man just waste money on a mobile csgo knockoff
Then
Easy
Stay
Dude
Then become like Andrew tate
I'm probably not gonna be playing this game in a year
Nc
They don't know i have an infinite coin farm exploit 
Atleast this knockoff gives us skins for free, CSGO will just provide u with case for which you are required to pay for the keys in order to open
???!!?
Can anyone give me 6 gold pls
At least I can make a 18000 dollar profit off of csgo
Csgo skins are nfts itself
you can sell your csgo skins for irl money


Every gun skin is a nft
so2 you can’t
Wait what?
But that money will just stay in your steam wallet not irl
Yeah so2 money is basically gone when you put it in
singapore will be fixed till when?
there’s 3rd party websites
Third party sites
Brada lemme tell u
U can get it into ur bank account
How
Guys I got P90 skin
Youtube
You only really need to use buff and skinporr
From game drop
i use dmarket
Jack frost can I send ss of my game drop idk if it's rare
Sure
We'll do they accept Gpay??
Check the SS chat
Bet
So2 ss
Hi
Imma play rank bruh
Tf I've never seen that drop before
is that bp
LMAO
Who wanna vc?
Maybe I haven't played enough but most skins I get are like greys
Idk if its BP
Here zero check to see if you can put it on market really quickly
what ?
What's bp?
Or what collection its part of
send me the ss @rich crow
Battlepass
How TF are you soo lucky all i get is sh itty common skins which barely sell for 0.05 gold
Uhh I forgor
Look I can't even sell it
Oh yeah its battlepass skin
Hi
You probably got a rank up in battlepass
Skin
Wiered
Oh ok
All battlepass items are avaliable to sell after battlepass ends
nah bro thinks we gon believe his obvious scam 💀
YES
Like give it maybe a few days after battlspass ends to sell
am dead bro \😭 \💀
What scam
How long till battle pass ends?
Like about 40 days
+-
38
Hey how can you get gold easier?
buy it
💀
Buy or trade skins
ok thx
he said easiest
IE you don't want to trade
Nice
I mean one competitive
By then I bet the skin won't be valuable anymore 😔
Man, am I only one who's not getting matches for my region
Like 2/10 but since you're a f2p, its a 5/10 pretty standard
Thanks
I was getting matches earlier
Singapore is dead
Nah battlepass skins for a week always has inflated prices
I'm not able to join asia south
Last battlepass
Yeha that Singapore
The m9 was like 4k gold peak
😄
And then it fell to 3.1
What happened
WHAT
like in the first week ?
So first week after battlepass skins are able to be sold, I advise you sell them
they are only bp so their value increases with time
I just want a butterfly fly tbh
You forget one key feature
Or karambit
This market is run by clowns
I think bros onto something
they manipulate the prices
Normally battlepass items should increase with price overtime due to the rarity
i remember when origin cases were first at the market and was being sold for under 100
galle
Stonks 😭
it will
Now is like 8k +-
Give it like a few years
And also, the missons in battle pass week chalenge are ridiculous
ik
Umn I probs won't be playing in a few years tbh
Now we just need to wait for the sell orders to get lower and lower
Yeah
Thats the issue
arcane battle pass are highly overpriced when they first come in market
I agree
Why
Money
As the years go on new games will come out and eventually challenge so2
no sponsers
Like c ops is a joke
Yeah they have mad a really good game but sucks at marketing and stuffa
No competition there
So2 is still the king of mobile cs
But who knows what can happen in the next 7 years
I agree
Maybe a new game
they make this game go viral
i remember when c ops what’s the best fps back then
Maybe developers stop updating
but idk why they are not doing that
No one that I know has ever heard or so2
Maybe this game blows up in popularity
Bruh you guys heard about apex legends mobo? That game was too good to be dead.
Probably because its a mobile game
Lmao
Gonna go down this 31st.
only if axelbot decides to sponser youtubers to play this game
Its not as universally known as other pc or console games
What the top mobile gun game rn?
cod or apex
Probably some random game
so2 isn’t popular in NA
This game is too popular in European countries
this game will eventually run over by Valorant mobile
Big 🍑 girls who like
So2 is like never heard of in nz
Do stuff
Its weird
But those games are trending right now because kids get hooked onto it
Lmao
pump and dump games
I don't think so, they are taking too much time to get that game in mobo, I don't think the craze of valo will be there when they release the game
there is
Csgo still better.
Valorant mobile would be super popular for like a month or two
When is Singapore server going to be back?

it has paid ranks
Means?
Csgo my beloved money printing simulator
csgo after dropping cs2 💰💰💰
Csgo is a money printer
you earn by it?
Dude real
My sapphire went from 3.5k to over 6k in like 3 days after cs2 trailer
valve after dropping smoke physics 🤑🤑🤑
Any admin?
It'll be good, but taking too much time for releasing it, I've been waiting since 6 months now.
do you think csgo is kept alive by the skins
For sure
you ever try area f2?
what reflections does the csgo economy
99.999999%
I was regular player of that game, they got copyrighted
@rich crow you are lucky to get a sapphire they are pretty rare
yeah i was sad
which one btw?
Csgo is still surviving because of thier amazing market place.
oh it's someone who was talking earlier
Nah I bought it
you are doing it lmao
I just bought like 99.99% of my skins
entire market is a gamble
If you understand the market you can make some mad money
I made 18000 off cs this year
how can you not be???? You lose 100% of your money when you lose but you can double, triple, quintuple your money when you win!!!
And about 13000 in 2020
See the thing is investing on stickers never a gamble.
If you can anticipate market inflation prices it’s kinda easy
the first 10 words
99% of gamblers quit before their huge win
LOL
My friend had navi gold sticker, too bad that he used it.
heyzues when he drops 20k on cases but it’s ok cause he only lost 5k (W case unboxing stream) 🙏 🙏
if you sell you sapphire you can buy the entire so2 market LMAO
Guys, is it just me or battle pass mission are too ridiculously time consuming
nah
it's you
jk some are
some are not
i hate the defuse ones though
i skipped them
Ahh fine man, cause the compitative missions are too ridiculous
I already did
yes +6 ones are easy
I cashed out of my cs inv like 4 days ago
Wait till they release a mission to use g22 and get 10k points for 6 points
really?
The revival battle pass had too hard missions
Will never happen
nameless skins are cheap rn
I don't even how people get that
It’s expensive considering so2 is a mobile game
Is it price for arcane sticker?
But counter argument
every nameless was once at that price
Ahhh
what glock
Frost?
No my csgo Glock
man don't tease us
Ahh
What stickers did you have @rich crow
1500 $?
Oh on the Glock
obv
I had a crown foil (about 680 USD), 2015 MLG holo and some 2014 katow sticker I kinda forgot
It was paper anyways
So
my man can buy axelbot with his csgo inv
Doesn’t matter
I saw a arcane sticker in so2, it worth more than 3k $
Gold skull wasn’t 3k last I checked
rn it's 200000
Gold skull
But I value 3000 gold at 35 dollars
yes 200000 g
It’s just a better deal and more reasonable to use that price
buy order for it was like 60k last time i checked
check it again
im online rn
i'm telling u live
bro
77.7k buy order
watch carefully
ys
On god?
I saw a guy in compi, using awm tressure with 4 of gold skull stickers
Some people are really too rich to buy them man, idk.
i saw and used a akr carbon with 4 "metal rats"
Lemme buy all the treasure hunters and then get my account banned forever
total waste lmao
Tell me at least it was stattrake
it was
That's still not worth it
Expensive stickers on a cheap skin
resale is 0
i like that too but metal rat is way out of league
I have akr nacromancer with 4 infernal machine stickers
Nah I think it’s funny
It looks cool
bro send some fun to us
But he has a titan holo
iBP holo
And a crown foil
Those stickers added up (not overpay but total price) is like 150680 USD
On a 20 dollar skin
I think that’s funny
But of course if he sells it for market
It’s gonna be like
Ehh
Maybe 2k?
Maybe
Wait, I'll show my ak
The price might go up since he is popular and people would go “omg Ohnepixel USP!
which sapphire do you have btw
why did you cashed out
Height of my inventory
Akr stattrack best
I didn’t want to take a gamble on seeing if prices would rise or drop more
Bruh, I'm gonna buy butterfly dragon glass
So I just cashed out
So far right now, prices are dropping a few dollars
Nothing too big
Gloves " steam rider " + stiletto "viper" BEST
It matches but it’s a pretty basic combo, like a 5/10 pretty mid mid mid
Yeah, Ikr, what stickers do you recommend on that ak
does anyone want to play?
I mean if you like it then that’s good
wait is asking for gold allowed here
Those stickers fit nicely on the necromancer
@tender lodge u like dragon glass over legacy?
sticker " boom box " x 4
I’m just saying that it’s been done a ton of times
I do
So it’s not as special
You still get 5/10 points for it fitting
I put my ratings 5/10 and 5/10
can anyone give me like 5 golds?
The first one is for now nicely the stickers fit
The second one is how rare the craft is or if it’s unique in any way
do you guys play on mob or pc?
Rate my ak carbon with 5 year sticker ×4 @rich crow
wdym?
If you play on an emulator to play a mobile shooter game then you are kind of a loser
Akr nacro isn't that expensive now
I’ve heard that it caps at 60 Fps and crashes/lags a lot
And plus you’re using keyboard and mouse against people on iPad
nah man
@rich crow
Where is it?
It's my first legendary item, so I kept using it
Just imagine and tell lmao
Guys I show you one thing wait
Ok but uhh let’s see
trash for real
Carbon 4x 5year sticker
Yes
Not possible sadly
rip
With karambit gold charm
Yeah it’s like
3/10 dipping into L territory
If you like it then by all means use it
Don’t let what other people say or think about it
I’m just saying what I think
I bought it from market
hey what's more rare a pattern 000 or a 001@rich crow
For market price?
200G
Yes
yes
Looks clean af
U mean i should erase it?
Do you like how it looks?
That's biggest regret of my standoff trades
If you like how it looks, don’t scrape
But if you like the skin without the stickers
Then scrape
My biggest regret is selling M9 blueblood for 2k
LLL
It was back in 2021
5k loss
Ye
sold many bayonets for under 3k, esp dragon glass 3 times
no?
what? that never happened lol
V2 is a nameless skin
only avail from gift box i guess
Wtf
when Singapore server will be fixed?
Sport v2 price
i remember something of that
😂
Guys is investing in cases good?
Hey, any one here play in Singapore server, if yes is the server working for you?
nah man just buy
Wait, how to get nameless collection skins
2.1k to 3k
Like 3k for tie die, and then 1.6k to 2k for the rest
Singapore ain't working
drop , promo , gift box
Did the other stiletto prices go up?
no lmao, its keep showing - thingy not number or anything
that was later removed from everyones inventory
I think the drop rate for that must be 0.00000001
How to get gift boxes?
market
You buy it
no way y’all are believing him
Oh okay, i thaught it was just me. Thanks for replying
Was there another way?
maybe
they once came to buy
Man it's for me aswell
I regret for opening gift box
me uwu no scam
In his server
I gold some case in that gift box and still I got rare skin of something i dont even remember
bro u r lit a clown cat
Are you brain ded number kitty guy
L
number kitty guy 💀
it happened on every Players, now i have to defeat these hardcore asian players in other server because singapore server went down
lol
If superman grabs my car and throws it at the villain at least it hit it cuz that's my car
stop flexing
Bronze 2
total flex
Allies too easy
leme add u number kitty
still trying to get bronze 2
stop flexing and showing off your status
🐡
LL
stop flexing your pfp
(gman is the best)
stop flexing your chicken😏
🐖🐓
Hey what's wrong with anime
this person literally has nazi background
he's mafia boss now
Has anyone watched blue lock?
iBP max is in the chat, instantly gets everyone in an argument
Come on you can't judge someone's pfp while you have a number in your username and kitty cat pfp
Your offending half of this server
Dude cat pfps are awesome
Hey man
man u are bronze 3 on comp and silver 2 on allies kitty
One message removed from a suspended account.
its nazi symbol, Everyone can see it
Number kitty guy
🤚
🐓👉
his ingame name is g*y slayer
Did you just tell me to duck off
Hm?
I can't 😔
did you just call popodak a duck
where's the duck
🐔
Who called me
Haha, I'm playing on Indain server rn. The ping is okay but the queuing for ranked matches are unbearable
Why is the server still dead?
don't hate urself it is a phase of ur life
Are they doing something
Ik it is a chicken but I assumed that what he told to me
No matches in India server
Did you say duck?
lame joke
Idk
he pointed at u
🦕
fr
A chiken?
don't got nitro cuz i got the proper emoji
that's consequences, duh
Anyone knows wich server has less hackers?
now hackers are way less
@chrome trench I'm from india but I never play compi on indian server cause it takes your half life to get a match
comps are not avail in ind
half life moments
Poland best EU server
Idk every allies game spawn killer lmao but not seein many at comps
@tender lodge what rank r u in comp?
It is available but it takes too much time
Ahh it's too low, gold 2
its pointless
Mister bombastic very fantastic
That's why I don't play in india server
mista bombastic bomba fantasTA
Gold is good
Allies work but com never works
Vreunu roman?
Good is like average player
Gold 2 to gold 3 is average
Phoenix is slightly above average
Ranger to champ is above average
I’m in s4
legend?
Oh
bronze 1 is insane
yes
Never higher than silver 1
and I am not talking about 2v2
It's trash, I want to play on higher ranks, individually I think I'm at least Phoenix, but I need a team
Legend is either wintrading or you actually have a brain
seems in 2v2 it's easier to get
I've got a compi match in india a year ago I guess
U r in gold 2 without team?
legends are basically good players with a good team
Yes
If you leave me in a room with a deep fryer I'll deep frye water
anyone tryna play 5v5 rn?
Damn bro
who told you to wasting your time tho?
Bruh I play by myself I get to champ
Aware
yes
rank
You must be too good
If I play with a team I would be balling
g4 rn
Nah I’m silver 4 in Allie’s this season
tryna get phoenix?
L
I'm bronze 2
we can try to play
nope
You got champ man, give me some tips
servers are dead
@tender lodge how much fps u get
why? there are several people he can talk to, not only you
90, but can Get 120 if I switch but it takes too much battery
hello
mobile?
You mean model?
i mean pc or mob
Mob
➕
Howdy
I wonder how did the guy get away with milking a cow for the first time
aight im pc
🐖
I hit 50% of my shots with awp
On mobile
yea how can u tell
nah
emulators are poop
u r running the game through two devices
Nvm
No mobile
Man, saw a guy name 'stone', I was playing in his team, He was crazy at awps, 80% hit rate on compis, he's champ.
Jeez
bros made not talking to eachother a subject in this chat
🦕
nice pigs
kokodaks*
Who wants some popcorn
I'm watching this fight





