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vast escarp
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woah woah did they buff molotov dmg on team

rich crow
vast escarp
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i kill can kill teammates with one molotov

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before it only dealt 80-90 dmg

minor osprey
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Same

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I kill the afk guys

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For fun

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Will I try to

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*well

weary hollow
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Thanks

vast escarp
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i flash my team and kill them with molotov "unintentionally"

vast escarp
cosmic bolt
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:/

minor osprey
vast escarp
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they get stuck in a corner

minor osprey
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Oh yeah

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That happens to me

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🗿

rich crow
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Lmao

vast escarp
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and you die faster when you jump over it instead of walking

minor osprey
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Nani you do?

rich crow
vast escarp
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i did experiments

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in custom

minor osprey
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I see

vast escarp
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and apparently at 70° angle the molotov burst in air but still spreads on ground

minor osprey
rich crow
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Bruh

trim mirage
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why can't i play on singapore server

vast escarp
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skill issue

minor osprey
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Guys which better Molotov or grenade

trim mirage
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I can't

vast escarp
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you have to get better

minor osprey
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I'm noob so grenade hard for me to use

rich crow
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Singapore down I think?

minor osprey
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It go bouncy

rich crow
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nooo

minor osprey
vast escarp
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granade is good

rich crow
trim mirage
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Playing on other servers is very laggy

vast escarp
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for downing low hp enemy

rich crow
rich crow
minor osprey
vast escarp
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you need to learn the trajectory

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in custom

minor osprey
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Dude I don't even know what 0 + 0 is

vast escarp
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you just have to get used to how it works

rich crow
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Anyone wanna vc and want to make standoff skins together?

vast escarp
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in other words

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practice

minor osprey
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I have a "skill issue"

vast escarp
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or you can look up nade lineups in yt

minor osprey
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No I'm not that sweaty

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I'm actually garbage

vast escarp
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then you can keep on missing

rich crow
minor osprey
vast escarp
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you're opponent will

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and that'll put you in disadvantage

rich crow
dull summit
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I just got a 53 minus

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The other team was literally full of pros and my team had ppl rushing in making so much noise like idiots

minor osprey
mystic cloud
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Wsgg

dull summit
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Also some dude got a triple kill from one nade wth

mystic cloud
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Wtf

dull summit
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In full hp too

mystic cloud
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Thats acc mad

minor osprey
dull summit
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Maybe

rich crow
mystic cloud
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Possibly

dull summit
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I saw the same guy

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do like

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The craziest flick ever

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And instant kill

mystic cloud
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Esp..?

minor osprey
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Coincidence can be freky

dull summit
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With an ak

rich crow
minor osprey
mystic cloud
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Maybe silent aim? If thats in so2 idk, i just came back after being gone for like a yr.

dull summit
minor osprey
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Oh ak

dull summit
minor osprey
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Nvm

rich crow
raven oyster
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i got 4 kills with granade on sandstone mid

dull summit
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Ye

minor osprey
rich crow
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I got headshot by friggin ak so many times

minor osprey
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Luckkyy

dull summit
mystic cloud
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Anyone wanna play? Im not rlly good

dull summit
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my team was full of noobs while they had fully experienced professionals

raven oyster
mystic cloud
minor osprey
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Bro I keep dying to P90 noob spammers after I let my guard down for 1 second

dull summit
rich crow
minor osprey
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My dream

dull summit
raven oyster
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they were clan team

dull summit
rich crow
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Ye

mystic cloud
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Ibe had to carry all my teams in comp in like lat 5 games

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Ive*

raven oyster
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maybe sharing same wifi

mystic cloud
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I had 19 kills and 2nd on my team had 6 and we lost like wtf

minor osprey
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In my opinion

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M4A1

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Best gun

mystic cloud
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Fair

raven oyster
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akr>>

minor osprey
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It's needs to get patched

dull summit
wise gorge
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Akr W

minor osprey
mystic cloud
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Anybody wanna do 1v1s? Or smthn

dull summit
mystic cloud
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User?

minor osprey
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M4a1 easy

dull summit
raven oyster
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m4a1 is easy to spray

dull summit
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Ik it’s cringe

mystic cloud
raven oyster
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but ak needs only 1 tap

mystic cloud
dull summit
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kk

minor osprey
mystic cloud
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My internet is so ah on so2 idk y

raven oyster
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akr spray is also very satisfying

wise gorge
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I can't control akr recoil but still that gun is cool ya

raven oyster
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multikill spraydown on mid

minor osprey
raven oyster
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ahhh

mighty trout
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Akr its quite good

minor osprey
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Long ranges

mighty trout
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I a-

dull summit
mighty trout
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Oh dear lord

mystic cloud
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@dull summit whats ur ID?

minor osprey
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Is usp the worst gun in the game?

mighty trout
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Not again with the M4 and Akr war

mighty trout
minor osprey
mighty trout
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I landed some headshots wit it

dull summit
rich crow
minor osprey
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Not m4

raven oyster
mighty trout
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just the one with the silencer and wannabe uzi

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Yal know what i am talkin about

mystic cloud
mighty trout
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Its dog water to this day

minor osprey
dull summit
proper gyro
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wanna be uzi

rich crow
mighty trout
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Uh the one with the silencer

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With the big silencer

proper gyro
mighty trout
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And the one that look like a uzi

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its in the sub gun

raven oyster
mighty trout
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Its the firsts one i think

raven oyster
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making it a very hard gun

minor osprey
rich crow
minor osprey
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Mp7 is mid gun

mighty trout
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Which mp7 silencer you saw

ripe ruin
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I want an answer why Singapore server still down after this 3 days!? Make sense answers only!

rich crow
minor osprey
raven oyster
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you can run and gun and still hit shots on medium ranged with m4a1

proper gyro
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誰か俺は妹がない

minor osprey
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Ok maybe

mighty trout
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What was it called again..

raven oyster
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while you won't hit any with akr even in short distance

rich crow
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Mp9?

ripe ruin
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You know America has 300ms ! Unplayable

minor osprey
raven oyster
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mp5sk

ripe ruin
mighty trout
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It was the smg

rich crow
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Wait, there's no mp9

proper gyro
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smgs in the game are uzi, ump, mp5/7 p90.

long geyser
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Hi

minor osprey
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Wait there a Uzi?

mighty trout
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Ah right the Mac10

minor osprey
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Huhuuuh

minor osprey
mighty trout
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The wannabe uzi

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Who is dog water in the dog water league

proper gyro
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why did i say uzi

mighty trout
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he ever worse than hm..

proper gyro
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actually forgot mac 10 exist

rich crow
mighty trout
minor osprey
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I think the worse gun gotta be the wannabe Awm

mighty trout
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I even forgot its name

minor osprey
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I forgot what it was called

mighty trout
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Which one

minor osprey
mighty trout
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Three?

raven oyster
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in cs the mac has no silencer while the mp7 has it.. and in so2 it's the opposite for both

rich crow
proper gyro
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あなた僕の妹じゃない

raven oyster
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very original

minor osprey
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What are the three snipers call again?

raven oyster
mighty trout
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M110

raven oyster
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i don't know guns

rich crow
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It's 9

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7 never got silencet in cs

mighty trout
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Or something

proper gyro
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mp5/7

minor osprey
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Mp9

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Only mp7 and mp5

wise gorge
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Singapore server still broken??

proper gyro
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tmp was suppressed in 1.6 and css

minor osprey
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Which one is better mp7 or mp5

rich crow
# minor osprey There ain't no mo9

Look for mp9The Brügger & Thomet MP9 (Maschinenpistole 9mm, German for "machine pistol") is a submachine gun chambered for the 9×19mm Parabellum cartridge that is designed and manufactured by Brügger & Thomet. The MP9 is a selective-fire submachine gun.

mighty trout
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Hm

proper gyro
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mp5 is suppressed in go

mighty trout
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Both are good

minor osprey
mighty trout
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But the MP5 will remain good

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Hear me out yal

rich crow
minor osprey
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Wait but

rich crow
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The community was talking about cs

minor osprey
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The mp5

raven oyster
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supressed ak

mighty trout
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MP5 has good dmg

minor osprey
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It doesn't really matter if it's suppressed

mighty trout
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And its good at aiming kinda

minor osprey
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Because it will tell you

mighty trout
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But the one thing it lack on

minor osprey
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Where your teamate died

mighty trout
minor osprey
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And where the enemy is temporarily

mighty trout
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But the big problem is

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How many enemy they are

minor osprey
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Yeah?

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Oh yeah

mighty trout
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You be pretty screwed if you rush in

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Blindly

minor osprey
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I'm personally more of a mp7 type of guy

mighty trout
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So that why i uh

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Wait for the perfect momment

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By doing the most classic moment

minor osprey
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I just crouch and look around

mighty trout
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In video game history

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Can yal guess what it is?

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Camping

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flashbang

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Throw a smoke

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Throw a grenade

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Then rush in smoke

vast escarp
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do you all know igl awper Jame ?

mighty trout
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Said whike they are blinded

minor osprey
mighty trout
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Kill them all

mighty trout
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That all you nred

minor osprey
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In my experience

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Most of the players don't react fast enough

mighty trout
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I lack the fact that i was able to get 5 headshots with a UMP

minor osprey
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Well the players I play against are doodoo anyways

mighty trout
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or whatever the begginer pistol you get in the firsts round

minor osprey
mighty trout
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The silence pistol

vast escarp
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can't react fast when you're ping gives you 100 ms

mighty trout
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i like it

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I somehow got 5 headshots

rugged trail
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Hi

mighty trout
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I am good with ump

minor osprey
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I can barely kill a person with a usp 😭

mighty trout
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Get better

minor osprey
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I'm really good with tec 9 and f/s

rich crow
minor osprey
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So in other words

mighty trout
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I only choose tec 9 incase i got terroist

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Aint no way i am battling this people with f/s

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Hold on

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Lets compare mac10 and the double pistol

minor osprey
mighty trout
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who deserve in the dog water spot

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Like the number one dog water

minor osprey
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I hate the Berettas

rich crow
mighty trout
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but who deserve at the number one

rich crow
vast escarp
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don't need fs/tec9 when you can 1 tap

mighty trout
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Mac 10 ans the double gun or somethin

mighty trout
vast escarp
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Unless you're talking defuse mode

minor osprey
mighty trout
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I use USP

mighty trout
rich crow
rich crow
mighty trout
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Sometime i observe my enemy firsts

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If they really good

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I gotta switch it to f/s

minor osprey
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I used to use p350 but stopped

rich crow
mighty trout
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takin precaution if you know what i mean

rich crow
mighty trout
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Not bad

vast escarp
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glock is good

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🐔

mighty trout
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Side note do not buy grenade in defuse

minor osprey
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What's the worst pistol

mighty trout
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Save some up for ak or m4

rich crow
minor osprey
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All the pistols are good

rich crow
vast escarp
proper gyro
subtle obsidian
mighty trout
vast escarp
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not reliable in long range

mighty trout
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What you mean bro

rich crow
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Tec 9 recoil o_sad_cow

mighty trout
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i dont remember tec 9 getting nerf

minor osprey
mighty trout
proper gyro
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this season

rich crow
minor osprey
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What the tec, 9 recoil ain't that bad

proper gyro
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horizontal recoil

mighty trout
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bruh

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How are you that bad

vast escarp
mighty trout
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You might need to fight bots again

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Like literally

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Fight bots bruh

rich crow
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I got 60% headshot percentage and 12% accuracy

minor osprey
rich crow
proper gyro
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skill issue

dark mirage
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Who wants free gold dm

deep matrix
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Me

minor osprey
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Sounds fishy

dark mirage
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@deep matrix dm

rich crow
proper gyro
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@dark mirage why i gotta dm tho

dark mirage
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I give u a server

minor osprey
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Yeah why can't you just give right here?

vast escarp
proper gyro
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see

rich crow
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@proper gyro what's your accuracy and headshot percentage

vast escarp
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he wants invites

proper gyro
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he invites you for the gold

vast escarp
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to be eligible for giveaway

minor osprey
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Does he actually give away gold or no tho?

proper gyro
proper gyro
rich crow
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I see

minor osprey
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So why can't we just leave the server?

hexed igloo
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i

vast escarp
noble dagger
vast escarp
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🐔

proper gyro
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i may be a trader but atleast I don't make obnoxious calls on the tec9

rich crow
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I want molotov to spread more

minor osprey
void bronze
proper gyro
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and have the skill issue to not suck at it

minor osprey
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I want the Molotov to last longer

proper gyro
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skill issue but not that much

void bronze
minor osprey
rich crow
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😟

proper gyro
void bronze
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what

hexed igloo
minor osprey
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Ayo?

raven oyster
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i miss the day when hel gave gold for free

minor osprey
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Nah wtf

raven oyster
deep matrix
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Who wanna play 1v1 add me everyone

minor osprey
rich crow
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My timing is 7 minutes

mystic cloud
rich crow
void bronze
proper gyro
mystic cloud
proper gyro
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i need to recoup my loses on hwp

hexed igloo
glad pike
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Damnn, why they still didn’t fix the Singapore server….

raven oyster
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@rich crow make it happen

minor osprey
deep matrix
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@mystic cloud id

rich crow
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💀

minor osprey
mystic cloud
rich crow
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Any asia south player?

minor osprey
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I play Australia

rich crow
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Singapore server player

hexed igloo
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i am

void bronze
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ghuh

glad pike
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@minor osprey

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How

void bronze
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How

rich crow
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@hexed igloo give me your id

hexed igloo
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why

minor osprey
glad pike
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I cant find any players in Australia especially comp

vast escarp
rich crow
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Bruh

proper gyro
glad pike
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I’m in sydney as well

hexed igloo
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my friend list full

proper gyro
vast escarp
hexed igloo
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20876945

vast escarp
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you don't even need it

rich crow
void bronze
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friend list can be full?

minor osprey
void bronze
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whats the cap on that

hexed igloo
proper gyro
void bronze
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STOP with the :(

hexed igloo
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200 something

void bronze
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buh

vast escarp
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imagine how many akr tiger i could have bought

void bronze
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when i want it to auto emoji it doesnt do it

proper gyro
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:(

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hel I'll be 3

rich crow
vast escarp
hexed igloo
proper gyro
rich crow
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I clearly didn't put all I had into long term investments.

minor osprey
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Uh I'm new so what's going on

void bronze
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8 months older

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than the last time you did it

smoky berry
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omg hel

proper gyro
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@rich crow then how's the wild hearts

void bronze
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idk when was the last time she did it

vast escarp
void bronze
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i forgor

hexed igloo
vast escarp
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🐔

minor osprey
smoky berry
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omg zani

rich crow
void bronze
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Antony chose the vikings

proper gyro
rich crow
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Rise even.

proper gyro
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sheesh

minor osprey
hexed igloo
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i ate santa claus

raven oyster
proper gyro
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i wanna get into the mh series

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probably start my broke ahh with the psp games

minor osprey
proper gyro
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which is 3

minor osprey
#

.

smoky berry
hexed igloo
rich crow
minor osprey
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I'm not gonna argue about that

rich crow
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The Santa is real.

raven oyster
proper gyro
#

uh

smoky berry
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i am santa

proper gyro
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what did i click

rich crow
noble turtle
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Hi can someone help me I got this message today does anyone know what it means?

hexed igloo
proper gyro
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something popped up and i clicked smth

void bronze
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santa is real and he took my bicycle

proper gyro
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probably hels profile

rich crow
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Heyy

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Hels prof is normal

proper gyro
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i think i almost called her

minor osprey
proper gyro
raven oyster
rich crow
hexed terrace
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Can the Singapore server be played?

vale sparrow
rich crow
proper gyro
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communistic santa

void bronze
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yeah other kids deserve it more than me

minor osprey
proper gyro
noble turtle
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@rich crow Look at Pictures so2

raven oyster
hexed terrace
proper gyro
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instead of capitalist santa in the Americas

minor osprey
rich crow
hexed igloo
# hexed terrace Can the Singapore server be played?

shutdown, standoff 2 will be closing next month.

the fog is coming, believe in the fog, be one with the fog, let the fog consume you, rip your skin off, the blood is your gift, sacrifice your lifeless soul, give up to the fog, trust the fog, rot yourself

mystic cloud
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1v1 anybody?

minor osprey
raven oyster
smoky berry
minor osprey
#

Singapore and standoff will never be the same again

mystic cloud
hexed igloo
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No more Singapore, only China

smoky berry
raven oyster
noble turtle
#

Can someone help me get into #so2 screenshot

mystic cloud
smoky berry
hexed igloo
minor osprey
proper gyro
rich crow
minor osprey
smoky berry
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but why they closing down singapore servers

void bronze
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no singapore dollar to pay

hexed igloo
noble turtle
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@rich crow Well, brother, I'm Romanian and I don't know how to read Russian

minor osprey
glad pike
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Come to play Australia server with me guys

raven oyster
glad pike
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Australia players need more

hexed igloo
glad pike
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I’m matching for 30mins in Australia server

minor osprey
glad pike
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Still no one

wild maple
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Competitive team needed

rich crow
wild maple
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Competitive team needed

rich crow
raven oyster
minor osprey
void bronze
#

tony hawk

minor osprey
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Drop season 6

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And give me a butterfly knife

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Within a day

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Win win

noble turtle
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@rich crow I went and translated but I don't know what to do now

wild maple
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Competitive team needed dm me with id

raven oyster
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fake so2 telegram support

rich crow
rich crow
subtle obsidian
minor osprey
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Wait is @. Everyone allowed?

rich crow
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anyone here plays the game standoff???

minor osprey
void bronze
noble turtle
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@raven oyster Is that what you think?

raven oyster
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uhh

rich crow
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@here

raven oyster
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it clearly is

rich crow
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no

void bronze
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he dont think

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i think

rich crow
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it is not work

rich crow
minor osprey
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Flamingo

void bronze
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who are you

raven oyster
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just block report and then keep on living your life like nothing happened

rich crow
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Ur a flamingo

smoky berry
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guys should i ping a mod for no reason

minor osprey
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Dont

smoky berry
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why not

void bronze
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ping ax

minor osprey
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*don't

void bronze
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he doesnt mind

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real

safe echo
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is there a list of phones which have 90/120 hz display but standoff 2 dosent support it?

rich crow
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@mister axlebolt please give knife and a thousand dollar, thank in advance

void bronze
hexed igloo
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@everyone

raven oyster
smoky berry
void bronze
#

iPhones

rich crow
void bronze
minor osprey
safe echo
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well i have a device with 90hz display but it dosent have in so2

smoky berry
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@silk kraken sup

rich crow
minor osprey
#

As long as you take ss

smoky berry
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now we wait

minor osprey
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To prove that fading light encouraged you to

raven oyster
void bronze
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i will not elaborate further

rich crow
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what is gicachadly

smoky berry
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im not getting in trouble for that right?

raven oyster
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manly?

rich crow
hexed igloo
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@silk kraken

void bronze
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he did it

smoky berry
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thanks

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he went offline, rip

silk kraken
#

what

void bronze
#

hi

hexed igloo
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how are you sir

raven oyster
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how is your day going

void bronze
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good evening

silk kraken
#

ok, you ok?

smoky berry
hexed igloo
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im ok

silk kraken
silk kraken
void bronze
#

human interaction

rich crow
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@silk kraken where is mister axlebolt? is he being held hostage by the italian?

smoky berry
hexed igloo
#

utterly complicated

raven oyster
hexed igloo
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i love oxford english dictionary

smoky berry
#

wait hol up

silk kraken
rich crow
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deploy sig4

void bronze
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mr italia

smoky berry
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are you a treaty? coz im at peace whenever im with you (colonial rizz)

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rate it now

rich crow
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we must rescue mister axlebolt

vast escarp
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save misuta akseruboruto

hexed igloo
rich crow
smoky berry
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i dont understand japanese

rich crow
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it is sumerian

hexed igloo
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that's france

void bronze
#

eid mubarak to all

vast escarp
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i don't speak eid

rich crow
rich crow
hexed igloo
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I've been playing this funny rabbit game and i couldn't stop playing

smoky berry
rich crow
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translate it

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lmao

smoky berry
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im too lazy for it dawg

minor osprey
smoky berry
#

yeah

rich crow
smoky berry
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too much work

rich crow
#

w rizz (jack the rizzer)

minor osprey
rich crow
#

it says seggs

rich crow
smoky berry
rich crow
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yes

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I'mma YEET myself outta here

smoky berry
void bronze
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yeat

rich crow
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yeast.

rich crow
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he is about to create bread

smoky berry
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i only yeat

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he da goat

orchid rune
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Can anyone use the Singapore server?

rich crow
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no

cosmic bolt
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Idk man

haughty rapids
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Yeat

cosmic bolt
#

Is it offline or wot

glad pike
#

No it’s broken

cosmic bolt
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Lmao

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No comp

glad pike
#

Almost three days

smoky berry
rich crow
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"Diese hündin leer, YEET"

minor osprey
# rich crow Not even take a minute

First if all he has to exit discord then he open google and then only then would he be able to open the google translater and then he would have to copy and paste it into the translation and then select the language to translate to and then and only then, will he be able to press the translate button

rich crow
smoky berry
glad pike
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Standoff 2 dogshit server 😝

smoky berry
#

i know you

cosmic bolt
#

Bruh

rich crow
sharp vessel
cosmic bolt
#

Mlhmmm

haughty rapids
proper gyro
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bro just really believed some employees has the effort to add him, join his lobby, then tell him a warning

cosmic bolt
#

And then brain fails

glad pike
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Why nobody play comp in Australia server

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😦

cosmic bolt
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Cuz

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It's dead

rich crow
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because australia is not real

rich crow
glad pike
#

I’m matching almost an hour

hexed igloo
rich crow
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lies

hexed igloo
#

wake up

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wake up

glad pike
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I’m in Australia dude

rich crow
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you don't even play stand off two

minor osprey
cosmic bolt
#

Lmao

proper gyro
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Oceania is just a ocean

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nothing exist there

smoky berry
cosmic bolt
#

Hmm

orchid rune
void bronze
#

yeah it's New Zealand that is real

rich crow
minor osprey
hexed igloo
#

There is no Australia

smoky berry
hexed igloo
#

there is no new zealand

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and there is no England

void bronze
#

WHAT

proper gyro
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Old Zealand

minor osprey
cosmic bolt
#

-_-

minor osprey
#

I play aus

rich crow
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@rich crow is the man in your profile picture supposed to be a stormtrooper? i do like it

minor osprey
#

Because Australian servers are the best ping

hexed igloo
minor osprey
#

For me

glad pike
#

…..

cosmic bolt
#

I play on Indian server half Russian and half people who don't know what aim is just rng

rich crow
glad pike
#

Not funny actually

proper gyro
#

hm, really should do content gfx again

rich crow
#

hmmmm

proper gyro
#

i need money

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for pc

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getting addicted to apex

rich crow
#

I got many ww1 soldier pic including germans

hexed igloo
#

lubed clock??

minor osprey
rich crow
#

i do enjoy seeing the sturmann obliterate trenches just to perish right after

hexed igloo
minor osprey
cosmic bolt
#

In mobile it's almost dead

proper gyro
minor osprey
rich crow
#

when the apex isn't a legend:

hexed igloo
#

legend has it

proper gyro
cosmic bolt
#

Who plays valo

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Yeah ik

rich crow
#

halo?

minor osprey
cosmic bolt
#

Valorant

minor osprey
#

Yea me?

proper gyro
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mobile was a wasted potential

rich crow
#

Valowhat?

cosmic bolt
#

Halo i have played

proper gyro
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they killed it

rich crow
#

never heard of it

proper gyro
cosmic bolt
unkempt knot
#

How can i search scrim

cosmic bolt
#

It was insane and then got fcked

minor osprey
cosmic bolt
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By hackers and glitches and idiotic Campers

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Nah man don't have a pc

hexed igloo
#

valorant? what are you talking about
it's 2013 come on hop on xbox and come play cod III

cosmic bolt
#

Want to play cs so bad

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Yu buy me a pc

unkempt knot
#

Eyyo help me

rich crow
proper gyro
#

i be casually fighting lvl 200s in apex control and having fun

cosmic bolt
#

Cod is amazing ngl

minor osprey
#

I played valorant on my laptop 😎

proper gyro
#

if i had no prior apex knowledge that probably sucked

minor osprey
#

I'm proud to say

cosmic bolt
#

The story mode 😍

rich crow
minor osprey
#

It became a fan

proper gyro
cosmic bolt
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I tried Apex mobile i got shitted on real hard

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I don't use the wingman

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I suck at it

rich crow
# unkempt knot Eyyo help me

yes i am lady axlebolt i can help you with your problem, but first i need the numbers of your credit card and the 4 digits on the back

cosmic bolt
#

Me mastif is destruction

minor osprey
#

My friend plays apex and he told me something about a pathfinder

proper gyro
cosmic bolt
#

I got to diamond

rich crow
peak grove
proper gyro
#

pk over mastiff tbh

unkempt knot
cosmic bolt
#

And then got fed of losing 20+ times

hexed igloo
proper gyro
cosmic bolt
#

Someone is camping or using glitches

rich crow
proper gyro
#

i was hella agro for a bloodhound main too

cosmic bolt
#

I ain't gonna do it and i deleted it

#

I love octane man

minor osprey
#

Wait you can swear in this server?

rich crow
cosmic bolt
#

He is perfect

proper gyro
cosmic bolt
#

Yeah i didn't use fu

unkempt knot
rich crow
cosmic bolt
#

If i used i would have got banned

minor osprey
proper gyro
#

i currently play apex on my mates house

cosmic bolt
#

I will probably get banned but i will come back

proper gyro
#

lol

cosmic bolt
#

Half the price of the sticker

rich crow
#

ok

hexed igloo
# rich crow what on earth is scrim

its where you spit out your internal spinal core and gasp for help because you're paralyzed to the point you can only move your eyes and throat

proper gyro
#

his rig is roughly like 500bucks

minor osprey
unkempt knot
cosmic bolt
#

Hey yu buy me a pc man

#

You are rich

proper gyro
#

i could get that within 12months if i can work consistently

wild maple
#

Currently anybody wants to play competitive

cosmic bolt
rich crow
proper gyro
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by blood.

wild maple
#

Any server your choice

cosmic bolt
#

Damn

rich crow
#

?*

cosmic bolt
#

Give gold

minor osprey
cosmic bolt
#

He Reich

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-_-

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Keyboard ded

rich crow
proper gyro
#

sadly I didn't get the chinese buff

rich crow
#

who says "Bing chilling!"

proper gyro
#

i got the nerfs

hexed igloo
cosmic bolt
#

Lmao

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Writer

minor osprey
#

Im niob so I shoot standing

minor osprey
proper gyro
#

write furry fanfic zani

cosmic bolt
#

Bruh another aim ded

proper gyro
#

you'll make big bucks

minor osprey
#

That WASENT meant to be a insult

cosmic bolt
#

Crouch + shoot op

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But rng nabe

hexed igloo
cosmic bolt
#

I know Russian but

minor osprey
cosmic bolt
#

I f up in Chinese

proper gyro
#

for that sweet 24hrs

cosmic bolt
#

Bing chilling seriously

#

People say that now

minor osprey
#

Standing still you can move away if under cover

cosmic bolt
#

Yeah sqme

#

Same

cosmic bolt
minor osprey
#

Lmao

cosmic bolt
#

I always Crouch but get fed by run and gun players

wise gorge
#

Ya

hexed igloo
#

yeah i ate the server

#

sorry

cosmic bolt
#

Special N who don't know how to aim

hexed igloo
#

i got hungry

cosmic bolt
#

Bruh seriously

#

I played comp yesterday

wise gorge
minor osprey
cosmic bolt
#

It was working

hexed igloo
#

i got a bit silly, my apologies

cosmic bolt
#

Ayo zani ate the server

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Like how man

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I want to eat Indian server

hexed igloo
#

pay up

minor osprey
#

Zani really making that buck

cosmic bolt
#

Nabs always run and gun

#

-_-

minor osprey
#

Gojo pfp will slam

cosmic bolt
#

Bro 1v1 doesn't mean you are better than the other player

#

You need to play comp

#

Not going tdm to prove

hexed igloo
cosmic bolt
#

Hell nah man

wise gorge
#

Friendly 1v1

minor osprey
#

Imagine having a rank

cosmic bolt
#

I rather play cops then play comp in so2

minor osprey
#

I'm ranklesz so nty

cosmic bolt
#

Same

#

S4

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Though

#

S1 s2 S3 pheonix gold 4 gold 4

rich crow
#

Nice, I got blocked for no reason not long after being asked to be a friend.

hexed igloo
#

i need to warm up come

cosmic bolt
#

I never wanted to go to phoenix

#

Haha

minor osprey
#

What computer or phone?

cosmic bolt
#

I am gonna sleep

hexed igloo
#

20876945

cosmic bolt
#

But add me gigg

mighty trout
#

Are you a woman

cosmic bolt
#

I mean gigga

#

Hell no

minor osprey
#

Is computer easier

mighty trout
#

Dangit!

cosmic bolt
#

You play on emulator

#

Seriously bro

minor osprey
cosmic bolt
#

37484727

mighty trout
#

I though you is a woman

#

Next time

minor osprey
#

Why do people keep asking icy of he's a woman or not 💀

mighty trout
#

because

rich crow
#

People see woman and neuron activation

minor osprey
#

Discord mod activated

mighty trout
#

Super Neuron Activation

minor osprey
#

.

mighty trout
#

But beside that

#

What do you do when you got Morning Wood

minor osprey
#

Wait a minute

#

What do you mean by that

rich crow
#

You flex your arm so the blood rushes to your arm (i have no idea i made it up on the spot)

mighty trout
#

or pee.

minor osprey
#

Dude I regret searching up morning wood

hexed igloo
mighty trout
#

Hold up you didnt know?

minor osprey
#

Nah bro

mighty trout
hexed igloo
minor osprey
mighty trout
#

I just like

hexed igloo
#

you don't pee when you have rock hard boner'

mighty trout
#

Bend down my hip

#

Like a little

#

Making it look like i woke up

rich crow
#

I don't think peeing with it being non flaccid helps

mighty trout
#

And tired

rich crow
#

I imagine it would get everywhere

hexed igloo
mighty trout
#

Hm

rich crow
mighty trout
#

Bruh.

#

Ah i see

#

How big is your

minor osprey
#

I don't like where this conversation is going

hexed igloo
#

im interested

mighty trout
#

Just asking for a friend

minor osprey
#

.

mighty trout
#

Like at what point i cant bend my hip down a little

hexed igloo
#

maybe Hex color too

mighty trout
#

Length

minor osprey
#

Axlebot after seeing what his community has been talking about :

mighty trout
#

I have a small pp

hexed igloo
#

dont you remember

#

im axlebolt now

mighty trout
#

i am saying it out here

#

lol your not

minor osprey
#

Zani

hexed igloo
#

indeed

minor osprey
#

Prove

#

It

mighty trout
#

My pp is the size of a

#

Skyscraper

minor osprey
#

Dude you said it was small

#

Like

#

A minute a go

mighty trout
#

Yeah that like average

minor osprey
#

Wait so we're allowed to talk nsfw but not swear?

mighty trout
#

I want to test your english people

minor osprey
#

Ok

mighty trout
#

Let say this

#

Johnny who you known since childhood gave you four apple but he has one now how many apple does johnny had.

glossy abyss
#

Why am I losing MMR for winnin??

#

I just lost 15 MMR for losing 💀

minor osprey
rich crow
#

Who you had known*

mighty trout
#

But answer