💬│english-chat

[gray ferry]

How

[void bronze]

that scares me everytime

[woven tulip]

they cant be sold

[rich crow]

Dude the worst one

Is portal 2

[void bronze]

find on marketplace

[tawny oracle]

Why i can't connect to the Singapore server?

[rich crow]

When the valve guy turns around

[gray ferry]

I'm confused

[woven tulip]

nightly is a known liar

[rich crow]

Little kid me was scare sh*tless when I’ve seen it

For the first time

[woven tulip]

ξαηησγρθαι

[rich crow]

While you can’t actually remove stickers to sell individually, you can unbox them

[void bronze]

the gmod burnt corspe too

[rich crow]

Either from a collection case

[void bronze]

[paper tangle]

You can get a sticker from a Battle Pass or from a collection, with that you can either apply it to a weapon of your choice and if you get rid of it it's gone forever, but if you still have it in your inventory, separate from the weapon, it is possible to sell the sticker for a price.

[rich crow]

Or after a battlepass is over

[woven tulip]

my philly cheesesteak 3 days ago:

[gray ferry]

Oh that explains it

[rich crow]

Dude HL was scary to me as a kid

I never finished it

[void bronze]

yum

[rich crow]

Until like a year ago

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

I love grinding roblox football instead of doing math

[rich crow]

Let’s play football

World Cup

World cup

[void bronze]

world cup

[rich crow]

World cup

World cup

[gray ferry]

Thanks dude I was so confused

[woven tulip]

no matter the obstacle you keep your eyes set on the goal ❗️🚶‍♂️💯

[paper tangle]

Chill before it gets deleted sofia

[rich crow]

Self control

[paper tangle]

You mean self restraint?

[void bronze]

life is like a sandwich
no matter which way you flip it bread always comes first

[woven tulip]

grazi nrammer

[paper tangle]

Np

[paper tangle]

I had cheese before the bread

[gray ferry]

Same

[void bronze]

thats like

[gray ferry]

LOL

[void bronze]

milk before cereal

[paper tangle]

I add the bowl first

[woven tulip]

life is like life, you are born, you live, and you die.

[rich crow]

No there’s this gif on tenor

[woven tulip]

BARS

[rich crow]

If you search up “self control mrow” on tenor gifs

[paper tangle]

Ohh ok, you made me confused there

[void bronze]

wow

[rich crow]

There’s this one where it’s captioned “self control” and a guy types “mrow~” in general chat and deleted it before they actually pressed sent

[gray ferry]

He's right

[next skiff]

Hello,help me error 291

[void bronze]

what error is that

[paper tangle]

Never heard of that error code

[woven tulip]

deez

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken what's the error code 291 again

??

[woven tulip]

deez

[void bronze]

deez balls

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

:what_the_helllll:

[next skiff]

LOL

[silk kraken]

unofficial version of the game
fix: reinstall the game from an official store (Google Play Store, Apple's App Store, Huawei's App Gallery)

[woven tulip]

axe mane

[next skiff]

no

[paper tangle]

Thanks ax

[fathom oracle]

[void bronze]

he said no so you must be wrong @silk kraken

[woven tulip]

no

[next skiff]

Official version, no cheat

[void bronze]

where did you get the game tho

[woven tulip]

proof?

whats your address so i can check it out myself

[next skiff]

Second

[woven tulip]

I’m a pro so2 error code worker

[rich crow]

Send your full address

[paper tangle]

I think he meant the unofficial version update of the game

[woven tulip]

and name

[rich crow]

And your house color

[void bronze]

my address is 7

[rich crow]

And which room you live in

[woven tulip]

and description of your human body

[worthy maple]

Another match won

[fathom oracle]

💀

[woven tulip]

such as hair color, skin color, and height.

weight, age, gender

important info i send to so2 devs

[void bronze]

time of death

[silk kraken]

@next skiff do this

[paper tangle]

[worthy maple]

I have long hair

But I'm a boy

[woven tulip]

ruh oh

[paper tangle]

Raggy

[void bronze]

ruehehehehe

[next skiff]

Second I'm download standoff2

[void bronze]

from where

[paper tangle]

Scotland

[worthy maple]

@rich crow I getting better

[paper tangle]

yes fat rat

[void bronze]

scotland forever

[paper tangle]

From Scotland

Forever

[rich crow]

Nice

I found the funniest image of a Jack Frost plushie

[worthy maple]

What

[rich crow]

Why is he bald

Where did his hat go

[worthy maple]

I didn't ping you

[rich crow]

It’s the same guy

I just found a funny image of Jack Frost without a hat

[worthy maple]

Oh

[rich crow]

I’ll even do my signature emote

[void bronze]

is he the guy from

[worthy maple]

Lol

[void bronze]

the

uh

the disney movie

[rich crow]

He’s the guy from sh*t megami tensei

[void bronze]

or was it pixar idk

it been a long time

[woven tulip]

mega tsunami

[rich crow]

Nooo he’s the guy from SMT how could you not know!!!

[void bronze]

idk i dont anime

[coarse narwhal]

My phone died lmfao

[void bronze]

much

[woven tulip]

me when there’s no illegal firearms at the function

[woven tulip]

u’rer asian why arent u an anime junkie

[next skiff]

I'm send screenshot

[void bronze]

white people when there will be coleslaw at the function

[rich crow]

honestly

[void bronze]

i was born wrong

[woven tulip]

real

you were born at s young age

[void bronze]

i was born sideways

[next skiff]

I'm send screenshot

[woven tulip]

💯💯💯

[void bronze]

very younge age

younge

[woven tulip]

exercise? thought u said extra fries!!!! 😂😂😂

i’ve been cloned

[rich crow]

denis is tgata a aa a a a

denis pfp!!!!!

[woven tulip]

denniz the menace

[rich crow]

😮

[void bronze]

😈

[subtle nacelle]

😮

[worthy maple]

I found a good peak spot

[void bronze]

enigmer

[glad saffron]

I hate philosophy class rahhh 💯💯‼‼‼

[void bronze]

guh

[woven tulip]

@silk kraken ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

its enogma?!!!!!

[silk kraken]

I keep hearing the discord notification sound without getting mentioned
i'm losing it

[glad saffron]

Epigraph

[woven tulip]

le trol moment

[silk kraken]

hello
how have you been?

[woven tulip]

smurfs

[glad saffron]

War

[woven tulip]

or ofc

skill issue

[glad saffron]

War never changes

[silk kraken]

true

[hexed igloo]

thank you soldier

[woven tulip]

-13 year old little dark age mfs

[void bronze]

thats like

battlefield intro

[glad saffron]

So true except I'm 18y.o little dark age mf

Jk, I ain't been to war

[woven tulip]

people, people never changes.

[glad saffron]

Yet

[long geyser]

Hi

I am new here

[woven tulip]

dis u? 🟦

[silk kraken]

no shot
you were 16 yesterday

[long geyser]

What

[glad saffron]

Actually 13

[woven tulip]

yea it is

[void bronze]

it felt like yesterday

[long geyser]

What

[silk kraken]

are you really 18 now?

[woven tulip]

?

[long geyser]

Yes

[woven tulip]

🤔

[glad saffron]

Yes

[woven tulip]

🤨

[long geyser]

I am 19

[glad saffron]

I have turnt 18 like 1,5 month age

Ago*

[long geyser]

Good

[worthy maple]

"Turnt"

Wait that's a word

[void bronze]

yeah

[glad saffron]

Turned

[woven tulip]

don’t be making fun of my man blud he’s a hardened warcrime vet

[worthy maple]

I thought it was a typo

[glad saffron]

Sounds funnier

[long geyser]

What

[jolly dawn]

hi

[long geyser]

Hi

[glad saffron]

True

[long geyser]

Hello

[glad saffron]

Lemme change my pfp to the one where I wear camo

[woven tulip]

mfs be like “hi 🤖 “

[long geyser]

Bruh

[west marten]

Why tf are there missions for comp

[glad saffron]

(Transparent pfp)

[long geyser]

Ayo

[void bronze]

200 is nothing

[long geyser]

Haha

[void bronze]

level reset

[glad saffron]

Fr now

[woven tulip]

200lbs of gunpowder under ya bed ❗️💯🚶‍♂️⚠️

[long geyser]

How

[void bronze]

xqcow

[void bronze]

😱

for me?

[long geyser]

Haha

[woven tulip]

yes for u

my luv

[long geyser]

Ah

Bruh

[next skiff]

[void bronze]

there was an update which improved leveling up

[long geyser]

What

[void bronze]

it also reset everyone's level back to 0

[woven tulip]

🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️bro only traveled 9^23x000000000.3 Nanometer

[next skiff]

Ooohhh

[woven tulip]

he mas!!!!!

mad*

[glad saffron]

You forgor to out the coma after the first 0

[void bronze]

i thought standoff was once a life time

im mad

[woven tulip]

yes i did

[long geyser]

I am cunfust

[glad saffron]

*Unmathemathics your mathematics *

[long geyser]

Hu

[woven tulip]

too lazy to edit basic math

[long geyser]

Who

[woven tulip]

asked

[long geyser]

Who is your pfp

[woven tulip]

ñame que no me deja de seguir así de simple pero me voy al gym a la cama que me levante y

[void bronze]

si

[woven tulip]

🌮

[next skiff]

I'm not cheat and me error 291 download FAILED official version

[versed fjord]

Hi

[woven tulip]

sounds like a

[glad saffron]

@silk kraken how about you

[woven tulip]

sk- s- sk- ski- skill issue

[silk kraken]

did you delete the game and install it again?

[versed fjord]

Anyone know if they're gonna add EN servers soon?

[glad saffron]

How have you been

[woven tulip]

yeah i do

[glad saffron]

We probably havent talked since 2021

[woven tulip]

3 months

[next skiff]

Yes

[versed fjord]

Oh thank god

[silk kraken]

great, thanks for asking

[versed fjord]

I'm not a racist

[glad saffron]

Shimmy shimmy yay
Shimmy yah
Oh lalalalalh

[woven tulip]

me when i successfully gaslight another unsuspecting person

[long geyser]

What

[versed fjord]

But I'm sick of only seeing Russians in my lobbys

[brittle bay]

Why Singapore server is not working

[glad saffron]

How about your goats

[brittle bay]

Why Singapore server is not working

[woven tulip]

my future co-workers ain’t ready for my gaslighting skills

[versed fjord]

Hopefully I can actually see some people I can talk to

[woven tulip]

becuz i chewed on du cables

[glad saffron]

Donate some for our 3rd Mehcanized Brigade

[brittle bay]

Why

[versed fjord]

Bro let's do that to all setvers

I'm bronze V

[next skiff]

I'm from Ukraine and not speak English

[long geyser]

Spot

[void bronze]

what it like

is

[woven tulip]

you gotta reincarnate into a rat first

[versed fjord]

Why u using English chat?

[woven tulip]

i chew and i get electrocuted then i die

[versed fjord]

Cool

[long geyser]

I am Bangladesh

[void bronze]

die lit

[versed fjord]

O ok

[woven tulip]

bro tink he cartier!!!!!! 💀😂💀

[next skiff]

No

[silk kraken]

you can report the problem on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > send us a message > report a bug and fill out the details of your issue

[long geyser]

Shut up

[glad saffron]

@woven tulip how long till your turn 18

[long geyser]

@glad saffron

[glad saffron]

No

[void bronze]

why do i look like carti

[brittle bay]

@grave aurora bro why Singapore server is down

[glad saffron]

Bro thinks he Cash carti

[next skiff]

Thanks

[woven tulip]

bout like a fat hmmmm a uhhhh mmm hrmmmmm uhhh cshhhhh hmmmm ermmmmmm hrmmmm 😬

[glad saffron]

Relatable

[long geyser]

Becose you are

[void bronze]

speak up

[silk kraken]

it is unavailable due to maintenance
it will be available again as soon as possible
you can still play on any other server in the meantime

[woven tulip]

for the ppl in the badk

@stray violet

[versed fjord]

Wait so2 is going to end service?

[void bronze]

i hate college

[brittle bay]

Bro I got 800 ping on all server

[glad saffron]

Ok, I have reserved a place in our far right platoon

[woven tulip]

that’s actually really good ping

insane ping

nasa wifi

[glad saffron]

I hate college too

[glad saffron]

Bro can rip through time

[versed fjord]

I have life

[brittle bay]

Bro I got 85 ping in Singapore

[void bronze]

im burning money for stuffs i can learn online

🔥🔥

[brittle bay]

And game was also smooth

[versed fjord]

I got 900 ping on a Netherlands server

[woven tulip]

finna play roblox football fusion 2

[versed fjord]

I just want a UK server

[glad saffron]

Not for me tho‼️🔥💯

[versed fjord]

Crazy

[brittle bay]

Nice

[void bronze]

what major you took tho

[glad saffron]

Veterinary

[coral badger]

Anyone from Hungary

[versed fjord]

I'm trying to best jt

[void bronze]

oh

[versed fjord]

No

[void bronze]

yeah you can't learn that online

[versed fjord]

I'm a Pakistani

[long geyser]

Ok

[coral badger]

? You autistic

[versed fjord]

And a brit

[long geyser]

I am Bangladesh

[brittle bay]

Try to reach 1k ping so you can become superman

[glad saffron]

Basically you can, but without practical knowledge you ain't worth nothing

[void bronze]

oh

[versed fjord]

I mean...yeah?

[coral badger]

Well no wonder

[versed fjord]

No wonder what?

[coral badger]

Any Hungarians wanna play ranked

[glad saffron]

What are the principles and categories of the philosophy dialectics

[versed fjord]

Arnold

[brittle bay]

I am bored when Singapore server open again its been 2 days

[long geyser]

Bye

[glad saffron]

True

[versed fjord]

Yes

[glad saffron]

Gonna write that in my philosophy test right now

[versed fjord]

You should've alr had it

He's mad at you

[brittle bay]

Anyone need my id for 10$ 2 pink level skin 3 epic 4 rare

[versed fjord]

Yes please

[glad saffron]

Sorry, bro, you're a genius and I am not, I couldn't know it that way 💔

[void bronze]

Arnold.

[versed fjord]

I'm struggling to get boxes

[versed fjord]

It's ok

[brittle bay]

For 10$

[void bronze]

🔥✍️

[versed fjord]

Oh.

Hmmm

[long geyser]

Hmmmmm

[versed fjord]

How about pics of my cat?

OH YEAH

[rich crow]

Anyone wanna watch me open up 10 cases?

[versed fjord]

Today my cat turned 12

[brittle bay]

😂

[versed fjord]

Bet

[rich crow]

Ok I'll start vc

[void bronze]

thats pretty old

for a cat

[versed fjord]

Just wait a few minutes

[versed fjord]

Yeah we're expecting

[brittle bay]

Gta vice city ?

[versed fjord]

Obviously

Not

[rich crow]

Yes

[brittle bay]

Okk

[rich crow]

Ok join when your ready

[versed fjord]

They mean GTA vanguard for the Nintendo DS

[brittle bay]

I complete full game

[versed fjord]

Don't open em yett

[rich crow]

I'm not, I'm waiting for you

[rich crow]

I haven't played it for like 10 years

[proper gyro]

1k wasted

[brittle bay]

I play in andriod

Without cheats code

[proper gyro]

prediction: 45g return

[rich crow]

Someone was gonna open 5 so I bought gold to open with him but he's gone now

[rich crow]

Probably

[brittle bay]

No

[proper gyro]

dis gon be a disaster

[rich crow]

When will you join

[proper gyro]

[versed fjord]

I'm flattered

[glad saffron]

@proper gyro noob

[proper gyro]

@glad saffron true

i am nab

we got a brit

[glad saffron]

Issa parade inside my city yay

[proper gyro]

@versed fjord just play defuse or escalation

300g back

or smth

eh pattern

[brittle bay]

🤔

[proper gyro]

i have no idea what this russian kid is talking

lmao

[glad saffron]

Where

[proper gyro]

vc

8y.o ru

fr

[glad saffron]

I see no VCs😰

Change like what

Trade in for something or just switch up

Yes you can

Go to settings

I think there should be a "log out " button or something similar

Havent played so2 for so long that I forgot what it is

Could've just turned off wifi and then tried to log in to the game

It would get you out of account lmao

Whatever type of connection. The main thing is to not to have connection lmao

Moew

Meow

[mystic bay]

Hi

I just got my first knife in 5 years

I am a old player

I am 13yo and my dad allowed

Glove thug and butterfly dragon glass

Yes

Credit card

Dads

I have been playing this game since I was 10/11 yo

And was gold 2 and better ranks

That’s a flex

Oh

[round lintel]

Where are u from ?

[mystic bay]

No me

[charred hornet]

Didn't you said you get your first knofe after 5 years?

[mystic bay]

I played since I was 11

[round lintel]

🤣🤣

Im in class rn and im reading this conversation =)))))

[charred hornet]

Say your teacher that he's bald

[round lintel]

Loolll he actually is

[charred hornet]

Halal and killed gods for one

[charred hornet]

Say itttttt take my revenge from Middle school

[round lintel]

Nahh

[charred hornet]

That's why i want revenge

[round lintel]

We are friends

[charred hornet]

From his teacher

[open bridge]

Guyss

[dreamy junco]

Guys are you able to play game??

[rich crow]

Yeas

[peak grove]

Im able, but, I cant rn

[rich crow]

Nice

[peak grove]

Hmm

[dreamy junco]

When ever I start the game ...it's not connecting to any server.....any solution

[worthy maple]

Wanna add me on so2

[rich crow]

I had to charge my phone

Sure

It might take a while WiFi kinda slow rn

[peak grove]

If I post smth like (Eid Mubarek) in #📸│photos will I get timeout?@rich crow

[worthy maple]

My id

172287844

[worthy maple]

We could 1v1 to see if I am good or not

[rich crow]

No clue what that is

[silk kraken]

why would you get timed out?

[peak grove]

Idk

[rich crow]

Sure why not

Give me a moment tho

[worthy maple]

Yay

Yippe

[peak grove]

I alwqys getting timeout like for no reason @silk kraken

[rich crow]

add me in the meantime

ID: 31886801

[worthy maple]

Ok

[rich crow]

Since u prob can get online faster than me

[peak grove]

@rich crow peek #📸│photos and see on what I mean

[worthy maple]

Done

[rich crow]

What’s that

[knotty moss]

Hey guys are there any new promocodes

Or when they will be released

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

[rich crow]

They get released once every leap year

We will get one in the year 2024

[knotty moss]

(

[rich crow]

Open parenthesis

[worthy maple]

Lol

[rich crow]

Clearly a statement of all time

[peak grove]

Yo yo ma boi

[vale sparrow]

Hi flip

Hru

[worthy maple]

(quote)

[rich crow]

Truly a quote of all time

[worthy maple]

Yes

I'll be playing some death match

Whilst I wait

[rich crow]

Ima go get a quick snack to eat first I’m kinda hungry

[worthy maple]

For a epic battle we must have

[worthy maple]

Ok

[peak grove]

Hi hi

[proper gyro]

welp

got g2 in allies

[vale sparrow]

Prooo

[rich crow]

Better than @crude venture

[vale sparrow]

I got silver 3 and got up to g2 too

[rich crow]

We both got bronze 1, 260 mmr for our starting ranks

[worthy maple]

You good?

[rich crow]

I mean

I’m a player that exists

[worthy maple]

No I mean

Are you good not in game

[peak grove]

I have like 1150h in so2 but still silver ;((

[rich crow]

I dunno, we shall see

[worthy maple]

Ok

Wanna 1v1?

[rich crow]

In a bit

[peak grove]

Where u from guys?

[worthy maple]

And like train me a bit

Idk

[sterile escarp]

guys!!!! big news i got to silver1 in allies

!!!!

[rich crow]

I’m from the uh

The worl

[peak grove]

Nice

[peak grove]

Uh?

[worthy maple]

He's from uh

[peak grove]

Us?

[sterile escarp]

thx man

[rich crow]

[peak grove]

Np

[frank bobcat]

When is season 6

[rich crow]

I’m from the worl

[peak grove]

Im from 🇧🇦 (Do u know this flag guys?)

[peak grove]

Noo way,Im from worl to

[frank bobcat]

Who will play standoff with me

[rich crow]

Bruh my message

[peak grove]

LoL

Peek #📸│photos I found racis t candy

[frank bobcat]

I've been playing for over 3 years

Your game is super

[peak grove]

My game?

[frank bobcat]

Standoff

[peak grove]

Ohh

[dawn pike]

Can someone give me 6 gold

[frank bobcat]

And every day I play standoffs, it's my favorite game

[worthy maple]

Oh my gah I shot 29827 times and hit only 3673 shots

[frank bobcat]

Oh, you played 29827 hours in standoffs???

[worthy maple]

No shots

It's not my hours

[frank bobcat]

I only played 2000 hours

Oh, sorry, I mixed it up

[worthy maple]

How do I check my hours

[frank bobcat]

I got it

[worthy maple]

Oh I played 95.6 hours

[frank bobcat]

Oh molavato, but there's nothing terrible with you Oh, molavato, but there's nothing terrible, you'll have a lot later😊

Sorry if I insulted you

[glad saffron]

Waking up in the morning gotta thank God

Ion know but today seems kinda odd

No barking from the dog, no smog

Even momma cooked breakfast with no hog

[rich crow]

Mmh

so trueee

[peak grove]

Hđm

Hmm*

[round lintel]

Im so boredddd

[peak grove]

Me 1150💀👀

[peak grove]

Same man

[round lintel]

Im in class..

Im doing nothing

[peak grove]

L

[round lintel]

😦

[peak grove]

Im in home cuz its Holiday

[round lintel]

Cool

Where u from?

[peak grove]

Eid Mubarek (Muslim holiday)

[peak grove]

Im from 🇧🇦U?

[round lintel]

Nice

Romania

:))

[peak grove]

Nc

[vale sparrow]

[peak grove]

Hmm

[round lintel]

We kinda close

[peak grove]

Yep

[vale sparrow]

I used to be closer to u

Im from Bulgaria

[peak grove]

Ayo....sus

[vale sparrow]

I live in spain rn

[long geyser]

Sopy

[round lintel]

Yep u are

[long geyser]

Sopt

[vale sparrow]

?

[round lintel]

Beautifull

[vale sparrow]

Hellnah

[vale sparrow]

Indeed

[round lintel]

:)))

[peak grove]

@vale sparrowpeek #📸│photos

[vale sparrow]

Dont u understand romania is closer to Bulgaria????

-_-

[peak grove]

Ik ii

Ik*

[vale sparrow]

AND?

Im from Bulgaria

[peak grove]

And nothing

[vale sparrow]

Anx live in spain

[peak grove]

Brub,Ik

[vale sparrow]

Thats why i said i used to

-_-

[peak grove]

My point of pic that is spain and 🇧🇦are not to far

[vale sparrow]

Yes ik

[round lintel]

Lol

[vale sparrow]

And i have passed through it 3 times

Aint bad place

[peak grove]

Through Bosnia?

[peak grove]

Ayo...Bosnia is good as f

[vale sparrow]

Its k

[rich crow]

how do i send fan art

[bleak basalt]

Bruh you from 2050

[rich crow]

lol

actually nvm lol

[vale sparrow]

Lol

[jolly dawn]

so technically

if i buy 10 rare skins

from pandora collection

and craft them

I'll get epic skin from pandora collection?

[vale sparrow]

Yes

If you mix em you have less chance

[rich crow]

I wish that i could buy 10 rare skins... 💀

[jolly dawn]

but can i also get epic sticker or just skin

[jolly dawn]

famas sells for 1g and i can sell akr carbon

[vale sparrow]

Skin only

[jolly dawn]

so free gold farm

for 10g i can get 20g skin

[vale sparrow]

Depending

[tough plinth]

Its risky

[vale sparrow]

Ye

[jolly dawn]

or 55g skin

there's only 2 epic skins

[silk kraken]

you can send a message in the #🌅│fan-art channel and you should receive instructions on how to submit your art

[vale sparrow]

But if you craft stattracl ones only you will get stattrack
If you craft normal you cannot get stattrack

[minor condor]

Why my server can't find

[rich crow]

ok, thank you

[flint wraith]

Hi

[rich crow]

you guys talkin about investment, meanwhile i have 0.77 gold left 🥹

xD

[jolly dawn]

ik ik

but should i do it or no

[vale sparrow]

Ita risky but if u want

Idk

[upbeat creek]

What do you wanna craft?

[jolly dawn]

I'll do it

[jolly dawn]

I'll buy 10 skins from pandora collection

10 rare skins

and get epic

[astral tartan]

DM me if you can give me any free skins

[coarse nymph]

@drowsy patrol hololive do you wanna buy cool skinsssss

@drowsy patrol accept my request please

[plain sluice]

Why my matchmaking don't start on India server

Like it gets freeze on matchmaking

[astral tartan]

Can any one give me so@e free stuff anything helps

[rich crow]

is it possible to buy a knife/arcane skin etc., starting from 0 gold from grinding, without spending any money on gold?

[jolly dawn]

ok i wasted 10 gold

u can't craft pandora collection

[slate shell]

Bro nooo

[slate shell]

I was gonna tell u this

[plucky pendant]

keep dreaming

[rich crow]

oof

[jolly dawn]

at the end of the day

I'm getting red dead redemption for xbox

i won't play standoff for a while

[slate shell]

😂

[jolly dawn]

i mean

depends on price of the game

i found guy in my town selling xbox 360 games

and i got series x

and the games have backwards compatibility

[slate shell]

Nice

[prisma pagoda]

Hi! Could you please tell me where to file complaints? I found a beginner cheater, he has very strong cheats. He recently started playing.

[slate shell]

This thing is what i like in a console

[jolly dawn]

ok now i néed to sell all famas skins

😭

I'm gonna lose around

3 gold

[slate shell]

Don't sell now

[silk kraken]

@prisma pagoda #💬│english-chat message

[slate shell]

Their price will increase then sell

[jolly dawn]

true

i need to get

[prisma pagoda]

Thanks!

[jolly dawn]

140 gold

[slate shell]

For what?

[jolly dawn]

i want akr skin

night fury

my fav skin

[slate shell]

Oh

Night fury stat track?

Or normal night fury

I don't know price of them

[tame rivet]

pepepopo

[flint wraith]

Hi

[tame rivet]

i hate gettin bad skins from boxes

[tame rivet]

heyy

[peak grove]

@silk kraken add me for friend

[tame rivet]

damn

bruh

[pliant lake]

Where can i report cheaters?

[silk kraken]

@pliant lake

[tame rivet]

their profile

[warm ledge]

Who can teach me how to get better in standoff

[wild maple]

I want Competitive team dm me with id

Now

[pliant lake]

I couldn't find where to put the cheater's video

[wild maple]

I want Competitive team

[warm ledge]

Who can teach me how to get better at standoff

[rich crow]

Anyone wanna play comp?

[subtle nacelle]

just play the game

[warm ledge]

Bruh how. I'm bad at it

[subtle nacelle]

just play

i dont know too

[glad saffron]

[subtle nacelle]

btw when they fix singpore server

its been 2 days

[glad saffron]

Hamburger

[oak knot]

Damn standoff you did a good job

[glad saffron]

Gimme a royale double cheeseburger menu from Macdonalds and I'll connect the server bacl

[subtle nacelle]

nah

imma go to jp server

[pliant lake]

@silk kraken

[pliant lake]

Ok thnx

[slate shell]

Why u delete my messages?

[oak knot]

Anyways standoff giving the mmr back. Thanks a lot

[slate shell]

Tell me the reason what am I doing wrong atleast?

[silk kraken]

the selling part

[oak knot]

@silk kraken finally there is anticheat

[primal rain]

11111111111

[subtle nacelle]

misinfo 💀

[slate shell]

But everyone post buy sell thing in #📸│photos they still post u delete my msg

[silk kraken]

their messages also get deleted

[slate shell]

Ok

[rich crow]

I need someone to carry me on rank matches

[glad saffron]

Beeeeb

I love being online schooled, I can eat during class

[plain light]

Pon

[hexed coyote]

Pls knife poke

[oak knot]

Ok

[wild maple]

Anybody ready for competitive

I need team

[hexed coyote]

Thank you

[blissful storm]

Guys many players appear on servers with high quality skins like knifes and gloves. Was there any giveaways and will be? Or is there an easy way to get them?

[hexed coyote]

Pls knife poke Dual Daggers Grunge 0.03

Pls

[wild maple]

No

[blissful storm]

Sad

:(

[slate shell]

Get a job and buy gold method seems fun

[wild maple]

They have money

[blissful storm]

I have money and i work

But i just don't want to waste it for a mobile game

[slate shell]

Put it in game and get skins 😍

[wild maple]

Purchased gold than

[blissful storm]

And its very expensive

Too expensive

[slate shell]

Gold is cheap

[hexed coyote]

I have 0 gold

[wild maple]

Yeah it's really right

[blissful storm]

Bro for 1000 gold its 60 Bucks for me

[wild maple]

I have 1.90 gold

[blissful storm]

I have 6 gold

[slate shell]

I have a job

[blissful storm]

Cool

[slate shell]

I have 20g

[wild maple]

Nice give.me

[slate shell]

I need more gold i am f2p

[wild maple]

But i have 3000 coins

[blissful storm]

Lol same

[wild maple]

The so2 developers doing wrong

[hexed coyote]

Well, l’m saving up for a knife, but I can’t

:((

[blissful storm]

But i want retro pack so much

[wild maple]

Scam 999

[blissful storm]

:/

What

[wild maple]

When i open 30 boxes nothing rare guns got

[blissful storm]

Sad

[hexed coyote]

Pls knife poke

[wild maple]

ಥ╭╮ಥ

[blissful storm]

I prefer to just buy skins instead of boxes

[hexed coyote]

Pls knife poke

PLS!!

[blissful storm]

Stop pls

No one here have money for it

[wild maple]

Yeah so2 doing scam

[blissful storm]

Just like CS go

[ocean isle]

178053297 hacker Ban please

[wild maple]

Yeah i ban ot

It

Hey i need competitive team

[hexed coyote]

Ok I’m not welcome here 😦

😦

[blissful storm]

Why not

[hexed coyote]

WHAT

[wild maple]

Id send

[blissful storm]

I would want

But

School:(

[wild maple]

Where are you from

[blissful storm]

Poland

Bro

[wild maple]

Wow

[worthy maple]

;/

[blissful storm]

My pfp literatury shows it

The flag color

[wild maple]

Now what's time there

[lost rock]

@harsh shadow#0001

[blissful storm]

10:49

[wild maple]

What

Here 2:19

[blissful storm]

That's the time in Poland now

[blissful storm]

Oof

Guess you are on the other side of the globe

[slate shell]

I have 4500 coin

[blissful storm]

Pls give 700 for knife

[wild maple]

Really thank god my holiday starts

[blissful storm]

Same

[slate shell]

Coins are not gold

[blissful storm]

Then give coins

[wild maple]

Yeah

[blissful storm]

For knife

[slate shell]

Can't give coin

[blissful storm]

:)

[slate shell]

U can save your couns

[blissful storm]

:(

[slate shell]

Coins

Coins is easy to save

[blissful storm]

Yeah

[wild maple]

In so2 there is an option put in game to send gifts to your friend

Dm me id for playing competitive match

[blissful storm]

Oke

[slate shell]

How to send gifts?

[wild maple]

I just sad that the so2 developers put an option

But there is not any options

[blissful storm]

I sent u

[wild maple]

What

Id

[willow coyote]

Hello no servers are working?
I have tried every server but it ain't natchmaking

Matchmaking*

[silk kraken]

@willow coyote can you send me a screenshot of the problem in private?

[willow coyote]

@silk kraken ok

[peak grove]

Accept my friend req

[silk kraken]

done

[worthy maple]

What happened to the power game

The M4 power game

It's so low priced

It used to be like the M4 demon

[rich crow]

Can i ask something

Where is server Asia in standoff 2

[glad pike]

Singapore is still cracking lol

What is a potato server

🙂

[tough frost]

Singapore server not letting me play competitive 🥲

[icy hound]

woohoo

[blissful storm]

Yeah id

[blissful storm]

Its mobile data problem

I have the same

Only wifi works

[main cedar]

hi

[ashen compass]

My game doesn't work

With mobile data

Why?

[blissful storm]

Its common

Because

Its connection is too low

[ashen compass]

If i switch between a match with mobile data it works properly

[blissful storm]

Just like cod

It needs good stable connection

Like wifi does

[rich crow]

Hello

[ashen compass]

But i guess I have a decent connection

[blissful storm]

Then idk

[ashen compass]

It's not that bad

[blissful storm]

I have 5g and it still doesnt work

Only wifi works for me

[ashen compass]

Wow

You indian?

[blissful storm]

Polish 💀

[ashen compass]

Ohhh

[blissful storm]

You guys cant really read from pfps

[lofty blade]

Uhhh

Guys

There is a problem

Something happens when i enter a match

Its not an internet problem though

It says

"Cant connect to servers. Please try again later.
(sgp, MasterServer, InternalRecieveExeption)

Whats going on maan

Is the server under maintenance rn?

[silk kraken]

switch to any server other than Singapore

[lofty blade]

OH NO

[silk kraken]

yes

[lofty blade]

Chinese players are scary

They are scary

Chinese people are very op in these kinds of games

[rich crow]

my bad

[lofty blade]

Im just gonna lay down

And

Dieded

Yes

I have to

I cant fight Chinese players dude

They feel like coffee

[rich crow]

gym

[lofty blade]

They feel like coffee

They headlock you

You dead

The ones with the ak

[rich crow]

about to go in 1hour

[lofty blade]

Especially the ones with the ak

They are crazy

[rich crow]

Deadlifting

[lofty blade]

Smurf players are op

[rich crow]

Chineese people are the best bro, Like i didnt win against them

[lofty blade]

We dont talk about koreans tho

Koreans are fps gods

[rich crow]

ching chong

[lofty blade]

Noo bro

They are scary dude

Good for you

Im trying to push my wau through gold

I need to reach higher

[rich crow]

i lost 50points playing against a hacker in comp

i did

already did

(it was him)

im silver

[jolly dawn]

hi

[rich crow]

i just came back playing after uhh 5months

25level

i was 76 in my old acc

aha you dont know my ip

[willow coyote]

Oh thanks
I will check with wifi then

[rich crow]

id**

[blissful ginkgo]

Sa

[rich crow]

please me need golte

(he needs gold)

Who

?

Who will get mute

Why

Why would i get mute

[slate shell]

Leave it bro

Leave it

You both will end up getting time out

Stop it

[rich crow]

call the bombulance

[blissful storm]

Guys stop arguing just stop it

Calm down

[slate shell]

Just don't say anything and problem solve

GG

[rich crow]

lovers into enemies

[blissful storm]

If he needs gold its okay and he can say whatever he wants nobody had to ask

[slate shell]

Yeah

[rich crow]

I wnat gold

[blissful storm]

We all need gold in this game

[slate shell]

Everyone say about gold

I say to

[rich crow]

I have 0.01

[slate shell]

O

[blissful storm]

Yup

[rich crow]

i dont want gold

[blissful storm]

Good

[slate shell]

I want gold 🤡

[rich crow]

Me too

[slate shell]

Give me your if u don't need 🤡🤡🤡

[rich crow]

i play without skins

Didnt ask

every skin i get i just sells it

+dont care

[slate shell]

I asked

[rich crow]

then why're you listening?

[blissful storm]

Nobody had to 🤦

[rich crow]

I am not listening im reading

[rich crow]

🤝