💬│english-chat

[silk kraken]

yes

[dry furnace]

their luck is incredible while running n gunning

[rich crow]

I'll shoot someone point blank with the akr and my bullet will cruve around them XD

[crimson cairn]

If you ever feel forgotten remember that there is a machine gun in this game

[eternal saffron]

Hi gl 1v1

[rich crow]

Who wanna join my clan

[boreal pawn]

10g just disappeared out of nowhere :/

[gloomy citrus]

Ayo guys after effects is good or premiere pro

[coarse narwhal]

Alohaaaa

Yo did yall know pattern 579 on the stilleto tie dye has a skull on it?

Worth 40k gold overpay

[rich crow]

From what I heard premiere is easier to use while after effects has more variety of stuff

[gloomy citrus]

Also I don't think after effects will work properly in 16gb ram

[rich crow]

I'm not to knowledge with that stuff but search recommended requirements

[coarse narwhal]

It probably will but just really garbage when exporting

[rich crow]

hi

[coarse narwhal]

But you can always learn both if u need to

[coarse narwhal]

Hallo

[rich crow]

moyai is goated ngl🗣

[rich crow]

Hello 👋

[rich crow]

whatsoup

[rich crow]

whatsup

[narrow sandal]

Who wants to play?

Allies

[coarse narwhal]

What server?

[narrow sandal]

EE.UU

[silk kraken]

check your purchase history
if there's nothing new there, you must have purchased 100 coins with 10 gold

[coarse narwhal]

Cant play EU im NA

Rather i wont play EU

[narrow sandal]

sad

[coarse narwhal]

Lol srry

Dont wanna deal with lag

[narrow sandal]

Its fine

[coarse narwhal]

I want a stilleto so bad lul

[narrow sandal]

I have a dragon glass

[coarse narwhal]

Oooh nice

[narrow sandal]

Butterfly

[coarse narwhal]

I have a kukri gold trim

Might open cases and try to get a stilleto

[rich crow]

man. I wanna purshase gold, Just lazy

[narrow sandal]

Stilleto looks fine

Whit pattern

[coarse narwhal]

Yeah especially with the patterns

[rich crow]

I opened around 35 revenge cases and only got m16 arcane

[narrow sandal]

Yeye

[coarse narwhal]

I remember opening 7 cases after selling my bayonet and got a 2 butterflies lol

[boreal pawn]

it's possible

[rich crow]

One time it nearly stopped on 2 stilettos that were next to each other but landed on the awm

[rich crow]

Rip, standoff gives me nothing but pain

🗿

I got once a butterfly knife then i sold it for 40g by mistake

[hexed igloo]

insane

[rich crow]

real.

[minor osprey]

Dude I want a butterfly knife bad 😭

[rich crow]

i wish i can get mine back

[minor osprey]

Nahman 40g 💀

[rich crow]

i really did it by mistake😭😭😭

I got so mad after that

/depressed

[minor osprey]

Rip

[rich crow]

welp

[void bronze]

be careful next time

[rich crow]

Man you dont have to tell me😭💀

[proper gyro]

actually double check what your typing

[minor osprey]

That's what I do

[proper gyro]

having depression and anxiety is a great buff reading the same thinh you entered 10times

to make sure

it wasn't wrong

10. times.

[rich crow]

Im a walmart bag

[proper gyro]

skill. issue.

[minor osprey]

Dude same 😂

[rich crow]

Yea, I know that

[rich crow]

W

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

🐿️

bonjour

[minor osprey]

Wait how do you get a rank

Do you just play competitive/allies 10 times?

[toxic pine]

It says that don't it?

[quick lion]

Going live on twitch streaming stand off 2 rn stop by say wassup follow me I follow back !! @quick lionWT

[rich crow]

Eid mubarak to you too mate, Thank you

[paper tangle]

you just play 10 games of comp or allies and it'll give you a rank by what kind of performance you did

[rich crow]

I put the new forgis on the jeep🗣🔥

[minor osprey]

I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath

[rich crow]

YEAA

[hexed igloo]

cause all my

[rich crow]

'Cause all my friends got it out the streets

[minor osprey]

The memories 😭 it reminds of when I saw a man walking in Harlem with a cane

He was also wearing purple

[worthy maple]

I kinda forgot the lyrics of that so I just made my own

[rich crow]

lemme show smth in the dms

Bruh

[minor osprey]

Lol

[worthy maple]

It goes like "I got 20 dollars on my seat I need something to bite and eat" that's it

[silk kraken]

@paper tangle how fast do you type?

[paper tangle]

idk

[rich crow]

What’s your WPM

[paper tangle]

why do you need to know that tho?

last time I took the test I got 100 WPM

and then 90

[rich crow]

Mine is like 78 on keyboard but 115 on iPhone

Years of arguing on clash of clans global chat has gotten me to this moment

[worthy maple]

I have 1.20g now I just need 698.22 for cheapest knife

[rich crow]

U gonna get a scorpion

[paper tangle]

I didn't need to know that but good job

@silk kraken was this just a general question you wanted to ask?

[rich crow]

If ur gonna go for a cheap scorpion at leases go for like a tanto or anything similar to that price range

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Just don’t get a scorpion you’ll get bored of it within hours

[worthy maple]

Yeah but I'm ok with taht

I'm trying my best

[silk kraken]

i was trying to see if i can beat you, but i don't think this is possible

[rich crow]

I mean if you really do like how the scorpion looks and sounds then you do you

[worthy maple]

I'm going to go for a better knife I'll buy stickers and stuff then re sell them when it becomes expensive

[paper tangle]

I have absolutely no idea why you wanted to beat me in that

[rich crow]

I uhh yeah good luck with that

[paper tangle]

but that's nice to hear i guess

[rich crow]

Market in this game is wonky

[worthy maple]

Yeah

[rich crow]

Especially with the 20% commission fee

[paper tangle]

I think ax is a competitive man

[rich crow]

[worthy maple]

Yeah it's wired

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Makes it hard for good investments unless you’re delta or you know what you’re actually doing

[drifting apex]

Anyone's ping crazy rn or just my servers?

[worthy maple]

I'm like a background character who slowly has a vilan back story because I can't get a knife

[paper tangle]

There's some sever issues going on

[drifting apex]

Ah makes sense, only in s02

[worthy maple]

Imagine if butter helps me

Imagine

[rich crow]

same

[minor osprey]

[worthy maple]

You know how ppl take drivers test well I saw one in a high way 💀

It's a student driver car

[minor osprey]

LMAO

bro got no sense of danger

[worthy maple]

With a student sign in the back

[rich crow]

I hate student drivers

Slowest mfs on the road

[worthy maple]

The test guy trynna get a free vacation

No driving needed

[minor osprey]

To heaven

[worthy maple]

Lol

Me and my mom were like 😮

[minor osprey]

That one guy that got his license

[worthy maple]

Probably

[minor osprey]

But forgot to remove the L on the back:

[worthy maple]

Dam

Like they really thinking like "you know what what's a better way to test drive on the highway😁"

[paper tangle]

that one time I was forced to go on the highway and almost died because of my instructor

[rich crow]

Real

My boyfriend almost died during his test drive because there was a girl there

Also a student driver

[worthy maple]

Hey I saw that once

[rich crow]

And she like drove the wrong way

On the highway

[paper tangle]

damn

she's wild

[rich crow]

Almost got everyone killed

[worthy maple]

It's a straightline

[rich crow]

The craziest part

[worthy maple]

Idk how she messed up

[rich crow]

She still got her liscense

[worthy maple]

Bro

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Mfs can get away with anything these days

[worthy maple]

Batman needs to stop her

[rich crow]

I could speed a yellow light and still get my liscense

[worthy maple]

Dude

[paper tangle]

and this is on Cali

[rich crow]

Yes

[paper tangle]

imagine here in Texas

[rich crow]

I’m telling you people who say Ohio is worse than Cali

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Are delusional

California is so much worse

[paper tangle]

Cali is just

[rich crow]

Only bad place in Texas is Austin

[paper tangle]

worse

[worthy maple]

Imagine you getting in a Uber and it's her

[minor osprey]

Most people that say Ohio is weird probably haven't been to ohio

[paper tangle]

ehh kinda

[rich crow]

I don’t like Austin

It’s basically California

[paper tangle]

visited there once and it was fine and then when I left it was in shambles like always

[rich crow]

All the California people move to Austin

[worthy maple]

It's a meme

[paper tangle]

its honestly making Austin worse and more worse

[rich crow]

They infected my favorite state with Californians

[worthy maple]

And I can see why they say that they have wired ahh laws

[paper tangle]

like come one go somewhere else in Texas at least

boost Texas's economy for once

[rich crow]

California is arguably worse

[worthy maple]

I haven't been but ok

[rich crow]

phonkas

If it’s h0m0 relationship, a man who’s 24 can legally do the adult fun time with someone who’s 10 years younger than them

[paper tangle]

California called bees as a part of fish species

[rich crow]

You can’t tell me that’s normal

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

You cannot convince me that it is acceptable

[worthy maple]

It is not

[rich crow]

Exactly and that’s a law we have

[worthy maple]

Dam

[rich crow]

I’m getting out of here as soon as I’m done with highschool

[void bronze]

why is ohne the steam emoji

[worthy maple]

Dude like some country probably has a law like you can't walk a cow on a Sunday

[rich crow]

Because he’s :ohnehappy:

[rich crow]

Infinitely better than the laws we have

[void bronze]

happy

[worthy maple]

He's :OHnehappy:

[void bronze]

happy happy happy

[rich crow]

SHUT UP

We are not doing this

[worthy maple]

Huh

What did I do

[void bronze]

doing what

[worthy maple]

Idk he mad

[rich crow]

No happy happy happy

We are not doing that

I hate that song

I want to strangle it

[void bronze]

oh

[worthy maple]

He's not happy 😮

[rich crow]

No I am not

I am angry

This is me rn

In my chair

I am rapidly slamming my fists into the desk

[worthy maple]

He's angry

[slate shell]

Hey does anyone have any idea about how much will battle pass sticker cost? Like give a range for epic , legendary, rare , arcane?

[rich crow]

Arcane prob goes for like 10 gold

[rich crow]

Everything else is gonna be dirt cheap

I hate you

[worthy maple]

Nah even community supporter

[slate shell]

No it's so cheap can't be possible

[rich crow]

Yeah it’s cheap

Actually

Wait no

It might be more expensive nvm

[slate shell]

@silk kraken how become community supporter like u ? What are the requirements

[rich crow]

Thought you meant graffiti

If I had to guess maybe like 150g

I hope it’s 150 for the crown

[slate shell]

Nah i am taking about stickers

[rich crow]

As long as the crown is under 1k gold, I will have buy orders for that thing

I will be the crown sticker collector

[worthy maple]

If stickers were this expensive in real life we would be rich

[rich crow]

And I will artificially inflate the prices and market

[slate shell]

And what about pink one ? Legendary sticker what will be their worth , because i just bought 1 gun with a legendary sticker on it for 35gold

[rich crow]

Not sure

Pinks probably like 40-60

[wild maple]

Anybody be my friend in so2

Anybody be my friend in standoff 2

[silk kraken]

can't apply for this position at the moment

[rich crow]

Wait ax do you know if I can get banned for artificially inflating the market price

[proper gyro]

how is he still jere

[slate shell]

Ok but what are the requirements

[proper gyro]

after spamming my dms

with invites

[rich crow]

Who now

[silk kraken]

inflate how?

[slate shell]

I don't want to break any and mess up in future so that why i am asking

[rich crow]

Let’s say there’s 100 crown stickers in existence, if I buy all 100 for 100 gold

And relist the price for like 200 gold

[silk kraken]

you can't get banned for this

[rich crow]

W

New plans

I’m artificially inflating the prices of the crown stickers when it comes out

[slate shell]

I need gold then i can also manipulate price

Earning gold is slow buying gold is fast

[rich crow]

No I get to do it

I want to do the funny

You can do it on another sticker

[night shoal]

O

[slate shell]

Yeah there is lion heart Stickrt too

[rich crow]

But being serious that’s gonna take too much time and effor

And money too

And I’m not ready to spend 3k on a mobile game

[slate shell]

I will do on that one but i don't have enough gold to do so

[rich crow]

At least not now

[paper tangle]

sofia is gonna make the economy worse

[rich crow]

Nuh uh

Worse for everyone else

Better for me

[paper tangle]

friendly fire is on

[rich crow]

Please turn friendly fire on in comp

I think it would be funny

I would get to teamkill @verbal imp reliably

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken when new community supporters

[rich crow]

When we behave

[silk kraken]

doesn't seem like it will be anytime soon

[rich crow]

real

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

real.

[paper tangle]

If you were to choose the new community supporters who would it be?

[rich crow]

Me! Me!

[verbal imp]

@paper tangle sorry about earlier
I just had enough with the bs

[paper tangle]

It ok

[rich crow]

Damn u good bro

[paper tangle]

He's a little mad

[rich crow]

What happened

[silk kraken]

anyone can apply if there's a recruitment going on
there are no requirements, besides maybe being 18 or older

[worthy maple]

Is anyone bronze I need help I can't play with randoms

[slate shell]

I want to community support too looks like i have a competitor

[worthy maple]

I'm bronze 2

[slate shell]

Ok

[paper tangle]

adren being like 17 rn

[slate shell]

I am 18+

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

I’m like a month off

[slate shell]

No competition yeah

[rich crow]

Don’t open recruitment until I turn 18 please

[paper tangle]

he's a moderator if you didn't know

[slate shell]

I know

[proper gyro]

@silk kraken realistically if i had submitted my application form last 2 recruitments. would i have gotten in?

[verbal imp]

Teammates
I'm over it now

[rich crow]

Is community supporter literally just discord mod or is there more

[paper tangle]

I remember when there was a whole exam to be one

[proper gyro]

twice

[paper tangle]

adren telling his story to being one

[slate shell]

Where to submit?

[paper tangle]

was quite fun to hear

[silk kraken]

i don't even remember
maybe, maybe not (probably not)

[rich crow]

Treat it like America’s got talent

[void bronze]

i should be mod @silk kraken

[rich crow]

You need to tell your whole life story

Make it sad

So you get the golden buzzer

[paper tangle]

there would be only 1 by the end if there was no golden buzzer

[slate shell]

I am handicap 😭😭 i am poor 🤡🤡

[rich crow]

Real

[proper gyro]

not me rn. definitely had gotten over it, but when i was actively like a pseudo helper like 3years ago

[slate shell]

Take me in lol

[void bronze]

my mother died before i was born 💔

[paper tangle]

me just totally not doing that

[rich crow]

Talk about how your parents werent there when you were born

[paper tangle]

[slate shell]

Bro u go ur story is worse than me 😭😭

[proper gyro]

me when community help actually just existed and most of it were me, nightly, and unironcally xani.

[paper tangle]

this ain't berserker

[proper gyro]

basaka

[paper tangle]

xani was just there

or maru because he changed his name

[rich crow]

[slate shell]

Bye

[proper gyro]

so2 so boring without the missions

well the dailies are too little

3 isn't enough for me

[rich crow]

Yu is right increase the daily rewards to 200

[paper tangle]

there could be 5 tbh

[rich crow]

But make it really hard

[proper gyro]

and weekly is a pain to do soloq

[paper tangle]

because 3 isn't enough tbh

[rich crow]

Like deal 100000 damage in defuse

[proper gyro]

about 40kills in m110 hs tbh

[worthy maple]

Bro please

I need a teammate

[rich crow]

Ok but fr though the easiest missions

Deal headshot dmg

[proper gyro]

oh thats a 100k

not 10k

[worthy maple]

Who's bronze

[proper gyro]

400 hs kills then.

[rich crow]

I finished the 9k tdm one in a single match because AWP headshots give like 449

[thin marten]

Why i can't play a match it says can't connect to the server

[proper gyro]

m110 does 500-600

[rich crow]

Wait real

[silk kraken]

which server are you on?

[rich crow]

Uh you uh

You ask mommy for her credit card

[worthy maple]

Bro please

Any for alies

[paper tangle]

ask @sick cave

[rich crow]

Can’t I think we’re too far apart in MMR

Uh

Human trafficking idk

That’s what I do

[proper gyro]

I'll be definitely asking dad to recoup some of my financial loses on the hwp collection

[paper tangle]

sofia doing underground business

[silk kraken]

who's that?

[worthy maple]

🥲🥲🥲🥲

[paper tangle]

yes.

[teal skiff]

just queue yourself

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

they don't need to know

i know, you know.

[worthy maple]

How

[rich crow]

How else would I get rich

[worthy maple]

Can't 1v#

[rich crow]

[worthy maple]

1v2

[paper tangle]

sweat shops

[silk kraken]

i don't believe in the existence of women on discord
anyone who says he's a female is lying

[rich crow]

Not as profitable

[worthy maple]

This is why I'm stuck in bronze 2

[rich crow]

PREACH

[thin marten]

Auto

[worthy maple]

I can't even do a 1v2

[paper tangle]

like that one time I did in 2019

[worthy maple]

Please

Anyone

[paper tangle]

in December

[worthy maple]

In bronze

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

dad that wasn't my point??

[rich crow]

I have a secret underground ring of hampter balls

[silk kraken]

try playing on any server other than singapore

[rich crow]

They generate infinite electricity

[worthy maple]

🥲 gow

[rich crow]

I won’t reveal my ultimate money making source

[paper tangle]

ax is the dad ()

[teal skiff]

play by yourself

[rich crow]

Yeah play with yourself, simplest solution

Just get better at playing with yourself, it’s good to have 2 on 1s

[proper gyro]

||remove that||

[worthy maple]

How

[rich crow]

Since you learn how to pick one on one fights

[worthy maple]

Dude how

[paper tangle]

No

[rich crow]

You learn positioning skills

[worthy maple]

I don't have skill

[rich crow]

How to separate the 2v1 into two separate 1v1s

[teal skiff]

then learn LOL

stop asking for a carry

[worthy maple]

And I'll just wait for next season so I can get bronze back

[rich crow]

[proper gyro]

okay imma go back into learning molly

[thin marten]

Thanks it works

[rich crow]

Actual chad moment

Just practice

[worthy maple]

I'm not asking for a caryy because all my teammates are dum

[rich crow]

Search up aim guides

Or how to get better

Learn to carry yourself and you’ll become a stronger player

[teal skiff]

if your teammates are dumb

then be better

[worthy maple]

All the guys are dead and he trys to look for them

[rich crow]

You’re in bronze anyways, the enemies aren’t very smart

[teal skiff]

even if your teammate is dumb you’re in bronze

[rich crow]

Try to apply problem solving skills

[teal skiff]

maybe you’re the problem

[worthy maple]

At this point everyone is roasting me

[rich crow]

Both enemies are on site? Toss a flash and try for a pick

[worthy maple]

I'll be a training

[teal skiff]

learn how to use 4 fingers

[paper tangle]

I mean there is youtube for tips tbh

[rich crow]

Someone is watching a choke point? Use a smoke to cover their sight lines

[worthy maple]

I'm using 4 fingers

[rich crow]

Someone in a corner? Use an HE or a Molly

[teal skiff]

if you are using 4 fingers

and you’re bronze

[worthy maple]

What?

[teal skiff]

[rich crow]

I mean some people can’t use 4 fingers effectively

Most likely because they aren’t used to it

[teal skiff]

instead of playing allie’s play tdm

[rich crow]

Use TDM as a sort of aim trainer

[teal skiff]

train mechanics

then train game sense

[worthy maple]

I use one for moving one for shooting one for aiming one for switching weapons

[rich crow]

Get yourself familiarized with the concept of crosshair placement

Or the general spray pattern of some guns

Practice one taps more than full body sprays

Practice different firing techniques at different ranges

[teal skiff]

spray is meta in so2 tbh

[paper tangle]

roasting and tips is what going on

[worthy maple]

Idk they are training me

Mentally

[paper tangle]

They're giving you tips really

[worthy maple]

Yup

[paper tangle]

just listen to them

[verbal imp]

Hm

[rich crow]

I know it sounds counterintuitive but search up “how to get better at csgo”

Even though this is so2 and not csgo

Both games are quite similar

[coarse narwhal]

whats happeing here?

[paper tangle]

I got none because I'm an old player I really have nothing to say here

[rich crow]

It’s the same type of shooter and same type of game

[coarse narwhal]

We giving tips?

[worthy maple]

Ok I got it

I'll listen to tips

[paper tangle]

idk just sit back and watch

[worthy maple]

I hear

[rich crow]

I recommend watching VOOcsgo

He’s good when it comes to begginer tips

[raven vector]

What's with all the pssies in comp 😂

[rich crow]

Watch his guide videos

Not on grenades and maps of carouse

Course*

[worthy maple]

Ok

[rich crow]

But watch the positioning, aiming, etc videos

[mighty trout]

Can anyone kill me

my luck dog water

[coarse narwhal]

Btw its best to play deathmatch and tweak ur sens for maximum aiming capabilities

[raven vector]

Kick me bec I was carrying and died bec I got pushed by 3 people crouch walking from 3 different angled

[mighty trout]

Please shoot me a awp

[rich crow]

For 2v1 Allie’s matches, positioning is most important IMO

[mighty trout]

A m4

AK

m40

[rich crow]

Because if they push from 2 separate angles there’s little you can do

[mighty trout]

Shotgun

A knife

[rich crow]

However if you position yourself so only one person is exposed at a time

[mighty trout]

A grenade

A molotov

[rich crow]

Then it’s much easier considering the 2v1 turned into a 1v1

[mighty trout]

A flashbang

[coarse narwhal]

i personally dont enjoy allies

[mighty trout]

just end my suffering

[teal skiff]

allies feels one sided but it’s more easier to carry

[rich crow]

Most people see 2v1s as unfair and most of the time it is, however you shouldn’t use it as an excuse for blaming that the game is bad or your teammates are bad

Allie’s is way too ct sided

I’ll say that

But you’re right it’s easier to carry because if you do carry, it’s just a series of two separate 1v1s

Rather than 3 or 4 in comp

You find yourself often carrying in allies a lot more often

[paper tangle]

remember that sofia is bronze by choice

[rich crow]

I promise I am not actually silver rated

[primal rain]

what da sofia talking abt

[rich crow]

I just thought it was funny to get to 260 MMR

[rich crow]

Helping this guy

Well

Not exactly helping but giving general tips on how to carry in allies since he gets bad teammates

[paper tangle]

I honestly never hit bronze, silver or gold (in S1-S3)

[ripe ruin]

It's been 2 days and Singapore server still down

[primal rain]

to who

[paper tangle]

the shuba duck guy

[rich crow]

@worthy maple

This guy

[paper tangle]

[primal rain]

s4 bronze 2

[paper tangle]

chill with all caps

you might get a timeout

[rich crow]

i love playing ranked when your whole team is 2-10 and your standing at 15-10

🦆

They just delete ur messages if caps lock spam or emoji spam

[primal rain]

gon

[rich crow]

so fun playing rank with no decent team mates

[primal rain]

nah

[paper tangle]

just careful with what word you say

[primal rain]

if u do too much

[rich crow]

But I imagine if you do it for like 4 minutes in a row you might get muted

[primal rain]

ull get timeout

they Gon find ur ip adress

[paper tangle]

some words get you a bigger timeout than others

[rich crow]

Bruh let me cook let me finish my statement

[paper tangle]

cook

now

[rich crow]

I will

I will cook mathmaphatamine in the cookout heist

[primal rain]

ur cooking too slow

[rich crow]

On death sentence one down

Yes it takes a while

Bain doesn’t give out the ingredient orders for like a solid 3 minutes back to back

So each bag is at least 9 minutes

The game doesn’t let you input ingredients until Bain gives the order to

[paper tangle]

let them cook

[rich crow]

Let us cook

[rich crow]

Allies or comp?

[teal skiff]

[coarse narwhal]

et them cook

The Ocky Way!!

[rich crow]

t them cook

them cook

[coarse narwhal]

The Ocky WAYy

[rich crow]

hem cook

[coarse narwhal]

Hear me out

[rich crow]

Nah uh, the Heisenberg Way

[coarse narwhal]

yall wanna see me spend 9 bucks on 500 gold

[rich crow]

Nah the payday2 way

[coarse narwhal]

then blast it all on cases?

[rich crow]

We got that hydrogen chloride, muriatic acid and caustic soda 🔥

[rich crow]

Yes

[paper tangle]

you blew up the house last time

[rich crow]

I did not

It was a long time ago

You didn’t even see the stream

You watched for like 5 minutes

[coarse narwhal]

my luck finna be spectacular

[rich crow]

^Has never played goat sim on DSOD solo before

[coarse narwhal]

exquisite u mght say

[rich crow]

Yo gonna stream in vc?

[coarse narwhal]

ye

[rich crow]

No it is not

It is the worst heist of all time

Ok

[paper tangle]

clearly

you did

[rich crow]

I spent all of last summer

I did it with my friends

Infamy 105 infamy 90 infamy 68

We spent 2 whole weeks

Like 5 hours a day

I still haven’t gotten it

[rich crow]

Join when you are ready

[polar belfry]

Does anyone know promocodes?

[rich crow]

Goat sim the game is pretty baller

Goat sim the heist is not

I hate it

[rich crow]

No

[rich crow]

14MGULL1B13

[polar belfry]

F

[coarse narwhal]

NO

[rich crow]

Let the troll commence.

[coarse narwhal]

yes hes saved

[rich crow]

If you read the numbers as letters it literally reads “I am gullible”

Works 90% of the time

[coarse narwhal]

nvm me broke

[rich crow]

They’re too busy putting in the code rather than reading it

[primal rain]

sofia

[coarse narwhal]

finna sell the kukri to fuel my addiction

[rich crow]

😦

Same goes for 14M4DUM8455

[primal rain]

ur banner is so cringe ahh previous one was better

[rich crow]

Shatap veggie table

Actually

Nah u right

[primal rain]

cry

I'm right

[rich crow]

I’ve been doing it for months

Nah I am pleased to hear

[coarse narwhal]

i shall sell the kukri LOL

[worthy maple]

I am watching peaks and cross air placement

[rich crow]

Someone thought my 4x dignitas Vulcan is better than art

Thank you Kaffn man for the compliment

[rich crow]

Nah bro, don't want you to loose it

[worthy maple]

From voocgo

[rich crow]

[coarse narwhal]

lol too bad

[sweet flare]

Digler

[rich crow]

Crosshair placement is more important than learning how to peek corners for now, focus on crosshair placement first

[coarse narwhal]

Riggler

[worthy maple]

Ok

[rich crow]

I'll buy 500 gold too if you do

[polar belfry]

No fucionality

[coarse narwhal]

bet

[rich crow]

Now instead of changing my banner back to my old AK I will search for another screenshot I have saved of my skins

[coarse narwhal]

its on market Lol

[sweet flare]

Bruh

[rich crow]

He did it

He’s gullible

He fell for the classic

[sweet flare]

He explained the joke and you still did it...

[polar belfry]

Xd

[rich crow]

Let him be we shouldn’t harass the mentally slow

Anime girl pfp = opinion invalid

[coarse narwhal]

[rich crow]

Bro really went

[rich crow]

Actually I'll buy 1k gold and open cases

At the sight of

[coarse narwhal]

A Pimp Named Slickback

[sweet flare]

Give me any epic you get

[rich crow]

Don’t gamble on cases

Not worth

[coarse narwhal]

Bro is tryna one up me

[worldly isle]

Hi

[rich crow]

If I can

I can one up you all but I won’t

Self control

Real

[rich crow]

Nah cause it's all the money I have in my bank account

[teal skiff]

i’ll buy 2k

[rich crow]

Bros got 15 dollars in his bank account

[sweet flare]

And your gonna spend it on cases

[rich crow]

Actually rich

I already got 3 knives I wanted

Richest so2 member has 15 dollars in his bank account

Real

[glad pike]

Nobody play comp in Australia server lol

[rich crow]

Bet, we buy gold and open cases on vc in the server

[rich crow]

I mean kids get hooked on gambling easy

Unfortunately no

[teal skiff]

nah already spent 10k on new cases didn’t get a knife

[rich crow]

Look at me I gambled 1k usd on a cobblestone case but I got a dragon lore so

[sweet flare]

Man i have for self control

[rich crow]

Profit

[sweet flare]

And i have a credit card

[verbal imp]

[rich crow]

We both have self control

[rich crow]

Oof, I open about 35 revenge cases and only got 1 arcane

[teal skiff]

it is what it is

[sweet flare]

Ur old tho

Im young

[rich crow]

Wait how old are you

[sweet flare]

[sweet flare]

14

[rich crow]

No shot tf

Heeeeh?

[sweet flare]

What

[rich crow]

Vaaaaas?

@coarse narwhal when do you wanna do this?

[verbal imp]

Alex could pass as a 16 year old

[rich crow]

Nox how old is Alex

[verbal imp]

He's 14

[rich crow]

Dude no shot

[coarse narwhal]

ill tell u when my kukri sels

[sweet flare]

Can i???

[rich crow]

Most mature 14 year old

I thought this mf was at least 18

[rich crow]

Ok, wanna hop in vc for the time being?

[verbal imp]

Well u act more mature than most 14 year olds

[coarse narwhal]

ye

[rich crow]

Dude he acts more mature than me and I’m 17

Ok but Nox real opinion

W or L check my new banner

[sweet flare]

Idk ho to respond to any of this

[rich crow]

Is it better or worse than my old Ak

[verbal imp]

It's better

[rich crow]

Ok I made vc

THANK

that’s what I’m saying

And then mf Kaffn man said it’s an L

He said my old banner was better

I mean I take it as a compliment

Someone noticed my 6 thousand dollar AK craft

[verbal imp]

Take it as a compliment ig

[rich crow]

It is a compliment

[sweet flare]

I mean i heard it like 4 times

[verbal imp]

Sadly u sold it

[rich crow]

Most 14 year olds are menaces

[rich crow]

I shoulda kept

[sweet flare]

My friends say the same thing

[rich crow]

Imagine the price today

It would be like 9k prob

Idk I didn’t check

It’s prob not 9k

[verbal imp]

Honestly thought u were way older

[worthy maple]

Hey I gotten better

[rich crow]

Nice

Learn anything valuable?

[worthy maple]

Cross air pos

[rich crow]

That’s good

[sweet flare]

Damn

[rich crow]

Most Phoenix players don’t even know what crosshair placement is

[worthy maple]

Now I need to learn shoulder peaks crouch peaks wide peaks

[rich crow]

Those are hard to do in so2

[sweet flare]

I know only one

[rich crow]

In cs you can stop immediately with counter strafing but in so2 there’s like momentum at play

[sweet flare]

And its from maun

But now everyone pre aims it

[worthy maple]

Ok but what do I learn next

[rich crow]

I would say positioning

It’s the second most important thing

Especially in a 2v1 situation

[worthy maple]

Ok

[rich crow]

I’m gonna invent a new peek

Call it the réèr peek

[verbal imp]

Mfw I've been training myself to always aim for the head

[rich crow]

I’ll walk out like Michael Jackson

[sweet flare]

Same thing here

[rich crow]

Moonwalking on these mfs

[verbal imp]

Before I go on my rant I will stop

[rich crow]

I mean I trained myself to get crosshair placement down first

And then focus on micro flicks

Or any aim adjustments

Like a majority of your headshot kills you can get with pretty simple crosshair placement

[sweet flare]

Yeah i did the same thing when i started the game

[rich crow]

Of course if some mf jumps out a window then different story

[verbal imp]

Yeah imma go

4%

3*

[rich crow]

Aight cya

[sweet flare]

Bai)

[sick cave]

Even I don't know how to do that 💀

[rich crow]

Good night sleep tight

Don’t let the bed bugs consume you

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

I do

Nox does

[sweet flare]

Sounds comfy

[rich crow]

Maybe nightly knows

Idk if he was reading it when I typed it out

[paper tangle]

sofia consumes bed bugs

[rich crow]

I eater

[sick cave]

You can grind the battle pass and sell the items once it gets in the marketplace

[void bronze]

dont let the bed bite

[sick cave]

Who knows if you get lucky

You might get an arcane sticker or whatever

[paper tangle]

i totally don't know

[rich crow]

Don’t let the bed

Nightly if you know keep it to yourself

Pls I beg

Don’t take away my infinite money glitch

[sweet flare]

Never in my 5 years of playing i have seen anyone get an arcane from normal pass

[rich crow]

Dude if I get an arcane sticker form BP I’m praying it’s the crown

[sick cave]

I've seen many

[sweet flare]

I know its possible

[rich crow]

All the other stickers are Ls

[void bronze]

i got an arcane

[rich crow]

I just want the crown

[sick cave]

Fr

[void bronze]

but its a grafiti so who cares

[sweet flare]

Guess me and my friend have bad luck

[rich crow]

If I get the crown

[sick cave]

Add me to the list

[rich crow]

I can make my csgo Glock in so2

I already have the skin and 2 stickers down

Just waiting on the crown

[worthy maple]

Ok I learned positioning kinda

[rich crow]

That’s good

[sweet flare]

Actually i have never gotten an arcane from any battle pass

[rich crow]

It takes a lot of practice to get used to it

[sick cave]

Still fasting here 💀

[sweet flare]

When I think about it

[rich crow]

And especially to react on the spot

[paper tangle]

real

[rich crow]

Not many people know how tor each within a second

To react*

[worthy maple]

I learned like off angles and standard angles

[sick cave]

Yes

[worthy maple]

Like I know some of them

[rich crow]

Off angles and standard angles that’s good

[sick cave]

I think it should be today@rich crow

[void bronze]

the actual good thing i got from normal pass is scylla

[worthy maple]

On sand on alies

[sweet flare]

Man im done

Im gonna go learn

[rich crow]

That’s good

[sick cave]

Mine is legendary stattrack from dragon rise battle pass

[worthy maple]

Imagine you helping me get Knife

[rich crow]

You should apply crosshair placement and your new knowledge of learning standard angles

They go hand in hand

[worthy maple]

Ok bet

[rich crow]

But I’ll say this, people will call you a cheater if you get good at it

[worthy maple]

Lol

[rich crow]

People call me a cheater all the time for clearing standard angles

[gray ferry]

It's eid so, no promo codes?

[sick cave]

It should be today, We all know the government is playing with us. It's because of some politic issue actually

[rich crow]

I’ll have my crosshair lined up and when I peek I can get the kill reliably

And they assume I’m cheating

[worthy maple]

Lol

[rich crow]

But again it is silver lobbies so I can’t blame them, they probably haven’t been killed super quickly for holding the same angle 5 rounds in a row

[worthy maple]

Dam

[gray ferry]

Is there any promo code active at the moment

Do u guys have any ideas

[rich crow]

But take being called a cheater the highest form of compliments in any game

[sick cave]

Thanks

[worthy maple]

Yes

[rich crow]

If you don’t cheat and you’re called a cheater, it should reflect how good you actually are

[worthy maple]

Yup

[rich crow]

Now if you cheat and you get called a cheater, you’re a loser because they figured it out pretty easily

[gray ferry]

No ur opponent could be trash

[rich crow]

Changing my statement

[worthy maple]

lol

[rich crow]

If you cheat, you’re a loser

[worthy maple]

Ok

I'll now

[gray ferry]

Yes typical looser mentality

[worthy maple]

Rank up

[woven tulip]

who up nabbing they nab

[rich crow]

You probably won’t get good overnight

[woven tulip]

genuine skill issue moment

[rich crow]

It still takes practice

To get used to it

Yes

[worthy maple]

Ik

[oak knot]

Thanks for the game devs

[worthy maple]

I'll just try

[woven tulip]

is that don’t get it mixed up guy?

[rich crow]

Try to remember what VOO says

[worthy maple]

Yes

[rich crow]

It’s difficult in the moment

Since it’s not easy

[worthy maple]

Yup

[finite flower]

Anyone trader?

[rich crow]

But the more you practice these habits, the better you get and the more natural it comes to you

[worthy maple]

Imagine if I get better 😮

[rich crow]

You probably will

[worthy maple]

Yes

[woven tulip]

have they added trading to so2 yet

[worthy maple]

I'll try

[woven tulip]

havent gotten on in 2 months

[worthy maple]

have they added trading to so2 yet no

[finite flower]

i want invest

[rich crow]

No

[lone solstice]

@woven tulip yea

[finite flower]

But idk

[woven tulip]

i believe u

[rich crow]

Bro wants to invest in so2😭😭

[lone solstice]

If im playing the game

Im retired

[rich crow]

You should probably invest in a game where you can get real money

[void bronze]

so2 stock market

📉

[woven tulip]

it’ll be the only thing bringing me back to the game

[paper tangle]

Anon alive again

[lone solstice]

Why

[rich crow]

Actually dude fr fr

[void bronze]

He is back

[woven tulip]

temporarily

[lone solstice]

What u want to trade

[rich crow]

So2 stock market is run by clowns

[woven tulip]

my tiger set

[paper tangle]

He's only here to check if there's a trading system

[rich crow]

New battlepass gets released and skins drop like 40% in price

[paper tangle]

Real

[rich crow]

Like what

[lone solstice]

The only thing well let me back to game is promo code

[paper tangle]

No active ones

[finite flower]

Guys anyone tell me where to invest

[void bronze]

damn

[woven tulip]

i literally hopped on into the game 2 months ago to check if my shi sold and then to buy the tiger gloves same day

[rich crow]

I mean the case did drop as well

But still

[rich crow]

Roblox

Like why sell at 40%

[gray ferry]

In South East Europe its already over

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

gold and silver

[rich crow]

standoff 2 is a bad game because it is violent

Preach

[finite flower]

Nah

[woven tulip]

quantum chad

[rich crow]

Plant versus zombies is bad game because it is violent

[finite flower]

Best skins for to invest?

[rich crow]

The zombie eat the sunflower petal and they die and brain eat and we lose

[paper tangle]

I honestly thought it was zani for a moment

[rich crow]

My son cry when he sees plant being eaten

[rich crow]

None

[woven tulip]

al treasure hunter

ak*

[finite flower]

nah

[rich crow]

White name
Short name
Black and White pfp
Checks out

[paper tangle]

PvZ lore

[void bronze]

candy crush is brutal

[finite flower]

Its bad invest

[rich crow]

I did too LOL

[sick cave]

That means never

[rich crow]

Oh no no no it gets more complex

I can explain but I will get muted by mods for spamming chat

[paper tangle]

Ik it gets more complex

I'm sure that my brain won't be able to handle it

[rich crow]

Like the bowling bulb plant theory

[paper tangle]

That one really messed me up

[woven tulip]

bro they drop a promo once every 2 years and it’s like 200k people competing to redeem it first

[rich crow]

And how the bulbs itself is the plant, rather than the hole

[void bronze]

i heard something like

[rich crow]

And how it’s a whole underground colony of bulbs

[void bronze]

dave had a daughter

but the zombies got her

[woven tulip]

ido nt like roblos cuz my mom said stranger on ther

[void bronze]

he gone crazy after that

[rich crow]

Source?

[woven tulip]

[rich crow]

Trust me bro:

[void bronze]

harry

[woven tulip]

check your floorboards

[paper tangle]

He made it the f up

[rich crow]

Most reliable source

[void bronze]

harry

[rich crow]

Dude that mgrr meme

[gray ferry]

In so2 you can't sell stickers right

[rich crow]

I have the best version

[gray ferry]

But how do they sell the stickers when you buy from them

[paper tangle]

Stickers can be sold for gold

[gray ferry]

Are they real players

Or bots

[rich crow]

Raiden asks like “where is source” and then Armstrong just makes the valve opening intro sound

I don’t know why

[void bronze]

you can

[rich crow]

It’s so funny

[gray ferry]

Wait what I thought you could only erase the sticker

[rich crow]

This guy is