#💬│english-chat
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Thx u guys
moment
Same
It's still possible to be placed on Champion if you manage to perform really good
but its like hard to get
sadly
Depends?
I mean I don't exactly have thee best ping in france or Netherlands
how can I get gold fast way
Might be a server issue or just you in general
That's what I'm thinking

Which sever can play now?
I feel that I dont belong in gold or g4 at least
Bet then again I didn't even have rhe best ping
And some delay
And this small ahh screen
I'm mega coping rn but I don't think I'm that bad
Sup
im
Finally unbanned
U dont have lan cable?
I want 2G help 🌚
i like so2 more lol
that's how it is
Is anyone interested joining indian clan?
sometimes it just sits at 100%
waiting for us to lose our patience and click cancel
ONG
what
on god
Can I get promo code?
I wanna play but my aim is trash as hell T-T
Kk wait a min
Kk
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Guys i got a method to get gold very easy but very boring too , it take like 5 min of your time and give 1 gold or 2 gold , it's not a bug or a glitch or an external app , it legit trick in game u won't get ban using it in game , if i upload my method on yt ? Will u guys watch?
Pov:
Do it
Dip da dee da dee da doh doh dee pa dee dee doh
Yt
Your a german soldier in the battle of stalingrad
I will make video today and then edit it then upload it either tomorrow or day after tomorrow
Ok channel name?
Dee dee dee deeeo dee oh ...etc
It's in my profile
Subscribed
Ok bye
Let me know if you done
Dee do re doa deoee doadee
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Ok
I need better teammates in allies anyone up for allies I'm bronze 2
I have a great method to get like 20-30g fast
But you need to have at least 100g first
And the method takes some time to do, If you got no life, That method is for you
playing on pc is 100% better
Kinda but at least you got free gold
legit aced a lot of times when i was barely getting kills per round on mobile
well that's true
careful with hiding profanities, you might get a timeout on accident
One day the 10 minute mutes are going to stopped and I’m going to be put on a blacklist
it do be like that sometimes
You gotta find your way around swear words by using family friendly works
bruh,sever Singapore have a problem
As long I can give a word to the moderators I can give you some slack
it's down
Why?
Like instead of that Fng sucks you have to say “oh golly my, that sure is quite a minor inconvenience”
What happens
because it's down???
Server issues again.
Its going to be common after some major updates
I’ve never had an issue with NA severs
like the new season and all that
Thank goodness
Bruh
i'll go sleep gn guys , didn't sleep from a day.
I can't play anymore
anyone playing rn
Bruh real
The only issue with NA servers is the comp scene
Everything else is fin
Fine
waiting for my gn kiss be like:
True
like it couldn't be more worse than that
dealing with the randos is fine
but waiting for a comp match in NA servers
kill me

@sick cave also good morning
It’s the only thing that oh golly my, that sure is quite a minor inconvenience about NA servers
I got a sore throat
It hurts really bad
(she's really a handful to deal with)
my body is killing itself
Sore throats are oh golly my, that sure is quite the minor inconvenience
I hope you get better soon
i might have to break fast
I tried to sleep at 12 but ended up with no sleep till 6
bruh
getting nasuea and i want to vomit
just snap thy neck and you shall be fine
You better break yourself in the moment you own it you better never let it go (go)
You only got one shot so not miss your chance to blow cause opportunities go once in a life time
what a good 3 minute rap
hope this doesn't go down to something awful in the near future
like that one time where we went into a vc and saw a bunch of 34s here and there
from a specific someone and had a good laugh at
the r
Let’s go I sold my team fart and poo item for 80 dollars


“Your steam community item has been sold for $0.03”

LOL
(real)
The guy has an nft monkey pfp
His name is in Chinese too
If he isn't a high rank with a good inventory
then he better go to the next life and say goodbye to that life too
He’s not a real Chinese if he doesn’t have a 400k csgo inventory
It’s a rule in the trading community

If you’re Chinese and have a Chinese username, you must own an absurdly expensive inventory with top tier collector skins
It’s just how it works
It’s the rules of nature
and Terms and Conditions even
And the thing the something comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive)
With all that they’ve got (no choice)
And I forgot what comes next
the EULA
Wasn’t a fan of that song, 4/10 was okay
Rules of nature was mid mid mid

Stranger I remain is alright
Like a 6 or a 7
Red sun is kinda overrated 3/10
Stains of time
I think its like in between
8/10 that’s pretty sick
for Stranger
I love the part where he says and they will come
Stains of Time was really good
It’s a good soundboard clip
Mods I’m sorry please don’t ban me I’m sorry I apologize
Please don’t mute me I’m sorry
Oh ok good I was lying I was not sorry
(totally not abusing it)
I take back my word
imagine this
Dam I thought ice rice was really like that
But no homie just wanted show us what's he found in the deep end of google
you're friends with Hel (
)
and you get a timeout
you appeal to Hel
and Hel removes for you

(no questions asked and Hel is good mod)

Me and hel is like that 🤝

Mfw gotti was a moderator
Nox apply for mod
NO WAY
or mega
So you can just unmute me
Standoff2 gameplay: haha gun go shoot boom kill
If I ever became a moderator will be the day this server will die
Stand-off 2 lore:
real smooth that guy
but I don't need that tho
But you’d dint have to stoop so low
Nuh uh
It’s I don’t even need that thiugh
Cause now you’re just somebody that I used to know (2x)
I think we messed up on the lyrics
For sure
wanna try it again?
I don’t like that song anyways
I like human by human league and human by rag n bone man
thats very human
I only like human by rag n bone man if I’m in the car
With friends
Cause I can pretend to swerve off the road and potentially kill us all
And I can just go
“I’m only human, after all. I’m only human, after all; don’t put the blame on me. Don’t put the blame on me”
I usually blast really loud dubstep when driving with friends so I can annoy the other people in the street
Public menace #1
I’ll know it’s you when I’m on the road
Can someone tell me how to sign up for a tournament
I’ll swerve right into you
In standoff
It's so loud that some police officer did it with me

it was a pain
Music
stopping people in the middle of the street because the music was too loud
and getting a $50 fine for it

Worth it ong
(I did it again the next day and he wasn't there so I cranked it up to the max)
Lying a 50 dollar fine because your song isn’t swag boss money enough
arghegah
Why are Singapore server's still down
I felt myself vibrate
small server problem
How
Skill issue on the server part
Teach me
other servers are being affected by it tho
RIP me
it's always a skill issue

so2 always has skill issues
no matter what happens
What’s the most messed up skill issue joke you can make
Give me your worst
I was thinking if someone in a marriage told me that they got divorced, lost their children and their house
I got none to think about tbh because my brain is honestly just fried
That’s a pretty bad time to say skill issue
Dude wait

you could be
I can take that spot
sounds like a skill issue to me pilot
No
damn
I know this guy too
Not a friend
But everyone knows him
He has the most Gucci tf2 items
Super rare collector items
Some of it isn’t even priced because there’s like 1 in existence
bro's probably touched grass every few years
I wish I had a knife
dude def is on par with a Challenger Player from League
but not with skill but with money
I'm willing to 1v1 someone who's better than me for a knife
I'll lose
All the time :D.
Huh
1v1 me I’m poor silver 4 pls
tired brain = unhinged me
I will lose against any gold player
I mean that's the easiest thing to do in game

I'll try to win?
same but remove the gold
same but remove the gold player
lol
but here 's my ID ig
Ok
I’ve had mine since s1 but I played like 30 hours
had mine before S1
I'm a pc player and I still suck
that's how old it is
so much fun
I am old player
I need a knife I'll look cool if someone spectate me that's the only reason why I need a knife
old

im older
I wonder how much is the #1 most expensive tf2 item
Lol
how old again
golden wrench or smth
Why is the cheapest knife so expensive
I forgor fr
oh
19
Isn’t nightly 19
and still feel older
guh
im turning 20 this November

Dude I don’t wanna turn 18
Why every time I see you in the chat, It's always about knife? 
Me a 22 
Butter help me
I don’t want to be repsonsible
What
Oh the most expensive item in tf2 rn is 30k dollars
(right?)
Light work
I need cool knife and cheapest one is expensive
Yea, Gotta pay the bills
I can buy it and still have 20k real
I can literally help franco get a knife now if I wanted too
how old is sofia again
My job is being an egirl
gotta somehow get my PC
and how is she like a millionaire
Nice
If you wanted to
but Ima work for it just to play funny geometry game
So it's my fate in your hands
where do you get your money from
I have like 3k right now but I wanna keep it for the battle pass collection
I’m turning 18 may 17
She's young
yeah how do you make money
she has a part time job
My part time job is working as a waitress
I remember when you weren't even 18
Ok .D;
i want to quit this job
I just have money printer
well me too
Don’t tell the feds
I remember when you weren't 19

(you're 20 right?)
how am i still poor
yes
money bugging
what's ax's age again
Get a part time job
30
I found an infinite money dupe
im at work rn
oh thank god I thought I had dementia


oh thank god I thought I had dementia
Lol
Funy
He got dementia
If I some how found a funny guy who grants wishes I'll first
Wish 1 be a god at game
Wish 2 inf money
Wish 3 idk world peace?
True
how old was xicor
I think me hitting 18 is killing me internally
I joined this game in season 4
before he left
man
20ish
i also forgot eNigma was also a moderator
but wasn't he young tho
like really young
xicor?
so he's like 23ish now
no enigma
yuh
yeah, he's really young
i actually didnt know enigma was Ukrainian
or 15
honestly same
until the thing happened
same

adren I think
he's like
17 rn
idk haven't confirmed it
Hel is just mysterious
I know nothing about her
cuz all I do with her is send reports

I have seen her hand (she had a glove on)
we are not the same
we are not the same
She called me a creep when Yu-kun and I we're talking about her height
and we guessed with
like
5'6
living in Germany
i can tell you
Casual behavior

she's 6'6
Guess a moderator’s location and height

Someone taller than me 

And I thought 6’2 was tall
guys what is the birthday's gift?
graffiti
Nah 6’1 and under is teeny tiny

he's '4
6’2 is tall
real
5'10 is tall
actually rat height
aren't you compensating your height there ax?
5’7 is like average height

That’s above average
can't wait to make fun of a certain friend I have
(he's 5'6)

I feel for him

Ong
Yes
Nah tall is like 5’10
Yes
thank you standoff for the new update
3 rounds and in every round at least 2 cheaters
thats tall
tanks
Anything above 6’2 is too tall
And anything over that is not human
You are a grizzly bear
Imagine being 6'5
so basically almost any NBA player we have in the States 
4'11 girls when you're not at least 6'5
height is a choice (real)
tell me how to avoid cheaters
I asked for their weight because they asked for my height
4’11 girls will ridicule you for not being 6 foot tall and they will throw a tantrum when you make fun of their weight
Real
double standards are wild
Fr
It’s kinda crazy what girls can get away it’s saying
Idek how much I weigh
Honestly dude
if they ask for equal rights then its always ok to fight them with anything you have because it's equal fights
I’m like 120 ish
@silk kraken
cm????
in pounds
oh
American pounds 
Honestly I just ignore those type of ppl
damn you skinny+
Bro yes I weigh 120 centimeters
Thanks fat guy
Rat*
I’m sorry I didn’t mean fat it was autocorrect
he is called the fat rat
I swear I didn’t mean fat

i thought we're still talking about height
nah
thats like below 5 feet
I’m definitely not 120cm
how
you're def not 3'9
you're a female
187.96 centimeters
how is she 6'2
dude
and im 5'4
I’m 0.04 off from 188
you can try playing on different nearby servers and pick the one where you encounter cheaters the least
if you come across any cheater, you can open the chat or match menu, click on the cheater, and click on "report (cheats)"
not the google 
Oh wait
sofia is like 5'9
Yeah I’m 0.04 off
(real)
ah ok why cant you make like a prime status same as in csgo
still thats unfair
you're def above 5'5
Yes I consume people
if not you stay skinny
metabolism
i
i can forward the idea
just eat more
pls
You should forward a new anti cheat system
would be glad to see prime status in the game
That works similarly to chess.com
Where if someone gets like over 80% headshot accuracy and 3kdr for 4 games in a row
cuz its imposiible to play without cheater
if only ax forward the idea sooner than later
damn I would get banned
is ax lazy
If it happens 10 times in a week

Your welcome
headshots in chess
cheaters usually get banned after 3 days
ye
Bruh same concept
you definitely took a while to get that
If someone has an accuracy of 90 or above for like 9 games in a row
ahaahha+
They get put on a list
oh
1 minute
they already have such system
Processing
what if they use the chess cheating device if you know what i mean
LOL
Magnus Carlsen: bishop e3, check
The hamster in my no no square cavity:
good night
thanks
Hel liked that
well in that case
same
try playing on any other server
its ok to play on 200 ping
no, you need a video recording to report him
its not
You are mistaken.
there's something wrong with you
im doing just fine on 200 ping
Well that's you buddy
indian plsyer?
This dude
💀
Then again you're silver
Who would've known
Maybe u can if your ping is low enough
Kill more
Plant more
Defuse more
Just be the mvp of the match
any indian player
nah sometimes you dont get points even when you did all that
why do i always find hackers
how do you know
you dont play ranked 
and you trust them?
ye
damn
Wdym u dont
my man is biased
hey axlbolt people answer it
if your rank is like higher than the enemy then sometimes you dont get points
We arent speaking about that
ok
Or are we?
guh
ugh
yo have yall ever encountered the [Auto, MasterServer, InternalReceiveException] problem?
singapore server is down incase you didn't know
Anyone from Serbia Croatia Bosnia Montenegro wanna play ranked or allies
What is the best way to get coin? Playing competitive or allies?
.
@simple steeple competitive
Ok thanks for the answer
you can get 100 coins from luck.
its random
I mean you could waste 10 mins on competitive and get 15/25/50 coins
and then play 2 tdms or other modes and get near 40
or more
who knows
Hi, I got banned and I did absolutely nothing iD:120327709 please solve that I put 3000 gold in it
ban code?
1002
no way to unban
Yes, but I didn't play with heck, I simply got banned
Gg bros
Comes to play
104787576
cry
oh
so that depends on you
uh
no accel
without scope 3.15
with scope 3.00
ya rank
ill try every sensivity until im pro
ez
hm alr
that gonna take forever
xd i have 200 hours alr
and still bronze 4
yeah
ur settings are insane
btw whats accel
Singapore server ban?
Are we getting rank on India server?
Singapore server? What happened?
acceleration
@rich crow any idea abt the singapore n India server..? What's going on ?
idk i dont play on singapore/india tbh
Ok
lol
i mean what does it do
Any good server besides Singapore or India...?
Hi where i can report cheats
@rich crow u use autocliker in game?
ohhh
In my opinion allies 3v3 mode it take less time and give coins
@grave aurora hey man singapore servers are down and unplayable since yesterday, are the developer going to do something about this issue?
Do u know why we habe all fpsdrops?
have*
what's the name of your device?
apple iphone x but i do also play smth on pc and their also
i play all on low but always 10fps
iphone X shouldn't have a big issue on fps since me and some of my friends are doing just fine with it, but if it does its probably the memory on ur device
our developers are working on optimization, but you should lower your video settings to get better FPS
but if you have fps drop on PC u probably use bluestack and that thing really put down the fps on almost every game
no rank are goods, it just the players
Bc on my old account (before the ranks update i was playing) i have it
@franco Uzumaki#7336
Yay, my first hacker just pop up today in a public match of defuse :DD now im not special anymore haha
Server down again
If you have proof.You can do an ticket and report him
new feature?
let me send a ss
Anyone from Balkan wanna play
i guess
it's just a link and it looks that way
Now from my information i can get the help info from either the #🛟│faq or from a mod?
Go to setting
Then find the delete
Account
Really who is this sasuke uchica
insane
dude
he kept doing this every day or somethin
@harsh shell your not it bro you cant defeat the bots
it is impossible
Game settings > Authorization > My data "Open" > Delete account
you need to wait for 90 days
what do you mean?
Guys I have now decided to watch episode one of one piece then straight to the last episode
Oh it worked
usually i try sending the link for the help standoff thingy
Bots just removed it for obvious reason
corpse wife moment
Something like that usually
corpse is dead
@silk kraken now what music is that your listening to
very much
Omg i cant send video here, cheat match
wooho!
like google to facebook?
at helpdesj
Thats share video lol
If you want to report a player who's cheating or you believe is cheating, please refer to this article:
help.axlebolt.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater
hm
I have video evidence
not possible, but you can link with Facebook if you had it with google so you can login with Facebook and Google to the same account
That article suck bro, where is developer
Bro I can't play standoff 😭
bro it says everything you need
It literally won't let me play at all
why?
The game just shuts down everytime I open it
bud
How do I contact a developer or something
Yeah but, always chat with bot lol, not the man himself🥵
I can't play right now, i'm in a long trip
Hello everybody i met another cheater
it is
Eid mubarak bro

true..
Yeah i know
@primal rain
what did you get from BP?
i have a huge issue with carsick and I've been in a car for more than 9hours now, still forced myself to fast
regarding what?
i quit game
bc it's trash
Sad
i have my holiday already lol
I'll sell skins later
Man I got an issue with stand off
How do I access support t
The game won't even boot i
I tried everything bruh
From using the performance mode to straight up factory resetting my phone
doesn't boot like what, black screen?









