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How much will the gloves cost in pass? 1k? 2k?
i just realised that standoff 2 doesnt have fov
It'll be determined by the community later on
the purple and green gloves probably will be popular w/ the community
ye royal rose and dragon scale
royal rose ones are sick
ℌℑ

imagine if axelbolt would revamp scorpion veil
in what way
I think that's be 1.5k or 2k
hopefully
100%
Im thinking whether or not I should sell all my skins for cheap
W
why tho
When is week 2 come
Ok
ive had master for 3 days..
Yall are playing rank?
Can i come?
i think they are asleep lmao
Its 2am for me but i wanna play with chowder
chowder lol
Zad
Thats what i call him
I don’t deserve them
Good luck and have fun @sweet flare
Then give them to me.
Idk if we are gonna play
If not im gonna sleep
Probably
Atleast elite
Escalation mission broken for anyone else
anyone would help me to buy butterfly legacy any gold would help i will be so glad and mby i will can help you next time
i have like a 1500g
If its Elite then its fine
that moment when no Duos 
Nah
I dont think i could make it
Most people that were near the master-elite range were doing the 1v2 bug
1v2 bug (they turn off their wifi then quickly turn it on again and the game counts it as a 1v2)
The community is so lazy
and sorta smart for abusing that
and also dumb for abusing bugs
Well if people want legend they will do ot the easiest way possible
rip
i got the best teammate ever for allies lol
They sllepin?
And also good for you
Hopefully i can find someone this season
hopefully
Have a goodnight
Thanker
Monopoly🍈🍈🍈
guys what to do if the battle pass mission didnt count
Restart the game
It'll give your points back
i did that too

so i need to reinstall again??
ye dude
Wait lemme check how much is the stileto
it did work for a day after i reinstall it
u have to play a match then restart ur game
free for all is bugged asf rn
no, go sleep now 🔫
You're right
Chowder
no, you are 🔫
Go pleyer
u got me there
listen here mate
LOL
It's working for me too
Chowder finish you sentence please
anyone tryna play
I was
But then my friend
allies anyone tryna play?
speaking to me
@agile swallow Already?
We gona eat burgeeeerrrsss nowwww
My godd
Yum yum in my tum tum
most of my friends got elite out of calibration
Im champion.
this season is ez
Shocked
I dont have any friends
u lie
Sad chowder
Got u there
Did thru top frag every game?
Both jebaited
yea
out the kazoo
been keeping a decent kd
And they didn't lose once
Makes sense
I got gold 2
I lost 4 times and won 6
could be a skill issue
And got champion
pro
And almost got master
I wish I got higher
me 2
Hopefully I cam get back most of my mmr
Same
I just wanna have a respectable rank
Tmr im gonna go grind💪💪
Gold4
used but idk
🐥
Tried it once out of my ten games but ye it was ez
yo it did work thanks for the info
Look I can somewhat pull my weight but I can't pull theres
SHUT
Mmmm chesburgur
Hit reg was HORRENDOUS
Don't you ever just hate standoff and the next day you drop hella money on the new skins and or battle pass
5 HS
Nope
Okay my bad but like I literally can't peek anything
Nothing works
Sigh
fr just kill em all
Man can the stileto go down in price
si
I wanter it

If only na wasn't dead as shi
Dude Nox
I feel like only eu and ru is somewhat alive
We keep getting games but this same guy never readies up
Like back to back 3 games
9/10 ready up
Holy sh*t dude finally
yes because u have a hacker profile
you are too pro
exactly
most people with 40 hours dont have these sort of stats
u just dont know how to play on high ping
its alr
they're either using alt account
Exactly
but how is someone supposed to get kills with high ping when half the shots don’t register??
....
high ping is just something i’ve accepted cause you can’t get any NA comp games
I play on 30 ping still yet shots wont register normally
i get like 12 ping tho when i play
bro how do i get like 300 ping
some dude shot me and teleported in a second cuz of his ping
cause so2 servers are trash
cuz your Internet connection
if this game had a solid anti cheat and good servers
would be by far one of the best mobile games ever
lmao they don't have one
exactly
💩
maybe standoff 2 servers is better than roblox servers
like i don’t understand how they don’t see that, maybe they do but just don’t care
roblox servers are definitely better

maybe they lack workers

cause u need people to maintain each servers
that’s a possibility
in that certain location
Bruh the multibillionaire company doesnt upgrade the servers
i’ve never played roblox i was just assuming

roblox server bad
play on a server far from you
yesterday

who wanna play a rankmatch?
Can someone donate me 10 bucks please I really need it please I really need
How does calibration work
Is it based on personal performance
Or team performance so if u win or lose
my guess is u go down a few ranks from previous season
and that sbout it
it just dosent show u the rank or mmr until u do 10 games
Oh fe
but its working in the background
Ohhh
Lol wow
U tryna play I been smirfing mad
Smurfing
Not. Rlly but I been crazy when I have good ping and I currently do
So if anoyone tryna play hit me up
How does it work then
Try to win as many rounds as possible
Honestly I need to know cause like I been playing randoms and they keep leaving
Aha
U get higher calibration
it's dependent on ur team average mmr and enemy team mmr
So I need to try and match up agains very good players and win rounds
So try not to party up with friends who have elite already etc
Or else ur round win mmr will be less
Try to get friends who are unranked with u
blud said that
Who r good
Everyone is ranked my friends are all ranked I’m not cause I was on holiday I didn’t even know that we got de ranked
But I’m playing rn
Ask ur friends to go on their alt
or find other people
OR
fond a friend who is good and ranked low
Thats even better sometimes
Than unranked
Someone for competitive we are 2
@stark cedar is it the real chowds 😳
Well I did and I performed really well
@stark cedar get online rn, im recording a vid. You still got parallel?
😭 brother ima sleep rn men
2am
And my throat is messed
i can't speak
Another time lad
U gona play the NA draft tourney? @proper mason
how does "Earn 600XP in Team Deathmatch Mode" works? Do I have to earn it in one game?
It resets everytime new game starts
SMH Europeans 🤦♂️ 8pm here in the USA. Alright rest up and keep in contact
😫 damn
No, im just playing strictly for content purposes. Not tryna get competitive, I spent the entirety of 2022 quitting gaming addiction and fixing bad habits
Thats good fr man, ive done same as u but this month
havent touched so2 in time now
Yeh i think u will get good content from the draft tourney
Ur whole team will be in vc
Lmk if you need any tips bro I legit studied it more than school lmao. Also yeah I’m booty at the game rn, been so long.
Gotcha bro, I’ll take ur advice and check it out, rest up, goodnight.
Anyone here have active so2 servers where people VC regularly?
600xp in total. If after a match it resets, just restart the game and the progress should appear
@stark cedar hey can you dm me the faciet server
Rip server

You suck.
i farted
proof?
I farted on your sisters face
i will send
when
did i ask

Someone for comp
Did I ask?
bro using internet explorer
Well why didn't you say it instead of being triggered?
nah cause mfs leave after 2 min
lmaoo

Your llama broke into my house 
🦙
@stark cedar can you dm me again
📸🤨
you coowww

bro im not a cow
🐖
bro is observant
a bullets gonna hit it
a spectator even
bro stop it i dont understand
oh well yo- oh uh um
i never killed anyone
🐤
A
I want a chicken coated with nutella now. 
my lawyer has informed me not to answer
AYO
Move on. 🦅
make an acid bath
better
and paint the place black
👈🦘
nutella exposed
Nutella with popcorn
what a silly cow
no
what do u do with the bones
thats violent
ill tell you what to do with bones
It’s to violent that it’s good
You pigging 🤨🫳
popcorn and nutella is racism
🤨 .
2am ahh convo 😂

** ** 
🤨🫴
mister bombastic bomba fantasTA
bro bullied his victim
You silly cow. 
Scrumdidilidumdum scrumdidilidumdum scrumdidilidumdum scrumdidilidumdum
🦜 '
bro is training for esl
bro got spoiled gets free ammo from his mom
is having too much fun
im not having ammos from my mom
Some german guy got 100% accuracy with all guns
anyone else having problems with data
because I was talking about @lilac oracle
oh my god bro im misunderstanding u every time
🐢
ingame ofc
do u get error 500
the deagle is hard
i rage when i play p350 and duals
i cant play them
they just suck
not sure what number it was but i did get those a couple of times, the issue im having is everything i do will only be updated once i restart the app. (for example watching an ad for coins but i'll have to restart the app to get my 5 coins)
i dont know then
same with xp and missions too
did u reinstalled the game
oh hell nah
i did it
already and fixed
🦛
ye
what rank are u tho
irl
thats good
im in the uk so most matches are meele in london
W map
fr
Same
Fr
tdm is the best mode tho
when u have to push the op block
nah i played comp
yhh
camping in the bandos]
tight corners
with the knife?
thats mad
sometimes the nitties spawn too
to make it harder
Why camp when you can just become suicide shooter. 
You gonna need intel team for that. 
intel pentium 4


You should help Russia invading Ukraine then. 

You like solo queue. 
russians are so tryhards
Just pick one and join the terrorist side. 
✅
on the uk servers we dont have t and ct
it sucks
feds and ops
Successful invading and they’ll give you +10 well played coins. 🦅
Anyone wanna play allies?
nah thanks
if you want a burger, eat a burger
grooming mino-
if you want a french fry eat a french fry
w h o p p e r
pov my uncle
grooming miners whopper whopper
Whopper whopper whopper whopper juniour double triple whopper. 🦛
🐤
p c ball s whopper
you flippin pig
S m d
- 🐤
You live at 12th avenue south carolina 🦛
bro im trying to be careful
is cussing allowed
Your SSID is free-poop-6969-4200🦛
true
You use Verizon. 🦛
if you get ddosed, that means u get sent a lot of packets, prob can make profit outta all dat packets
🤨👈
what the f
🖐️
your hand is now mine lelelele.
spellelelelele
That’s the word I haven’t heard in a while. 🦛
you silly cow
You should go to sea shells now! 🇸🇨🦅
Who want to play allies?
post on yt then send link there
Anyone down to do comp or allied
Yep
one question will the free for all mode be removed after the update?
no
it's revamped arcade
that's what i was thinking since the arcade was ugly
Thanks for answering
@brittle knoll 
peep screen shots
yo standoff fix ur game

You silly cow. 🦛
.
Is there a way to change the email of my in game acc?
is it linked to Google play?
if yes, link your Facebook then login through your Facebook then unlink Google play then link the gmail u want
Ty
alguien me recomienda alguna mira?
you're welcome, now give me 1000 gold
Anyone know good so2 memes?
@steep shore sus
Low-key would if I had that
Bought an extra knife today cz butterfly low-key dookie but didn't wanna sell
slide 100 gold frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrf🥺
karambit debatable
why would you buy 2 knives
Bayonet is by far the best knife and sad I liked karambit more back then
One for ct and one for t
but u could use the gold for smth else unless you got everything
the fact that im happy because i have a 3 gold akr skin
i only have 2 st
It's good to be happg
I'm unhappy with my akr cz I use brokeboy skin in my eyes
ye seeing all these people with skins ruin dat🥶
Akr is only thing I have ST
gotta stop caring over someone having flashy skins on a videogame
Honestly faxs
🥺
saved by selling 0.20 skins 😭
x.x
the dedication
i used to farm gold like that, i once had collected about 50 lol
im experienced in fps games cuz i played pubg and cod
Hi
dam thats alot
yea
hi
I've never really get into pubg, the mechanics are like not for me
cuz third person?
nah, cause i remember there is a first person
I've played it for 3 years and reached conqueror(highest rank in the game)
ye people never played it tho
cause angle advantage?
Mochi what's ur dream akr skin?
yep but since i was competing on pro levels we actually used the first person in house/close fights
make sense
probably the one called smth king
art king or something
don't remember
Tag king?
I dislike that skin
haha why
I've never really enjoyed playing on third person unless its not really a competitive like game
its colorful
have you tried fortnite
never tried
honestly what other akr skins are there
Akr carbon is a good cheap skin
yep with good stickers
well
i picked one it was very cool
I like necro most
but I've always liked colorful skins since they actually looked like skins
gives a different vibe about the weapons
i remember getting tired of people using expensive skins so i put stickers on my cheap Ak tiger and people started doing it too
lmaoo
stickers lowkey make weapons way cooler
kinda
oh alright
All of you suck at this
Anoyone tryna comp
ok VISA
ye
Noobs
me and a friend rn
nano ak best AK
Lol no
🥵
Nano overrated
dm me we play
lol yes
Watching you noobs play this game gives me cancer
ok visa
Lol
you’re trash
Hahahahahaah
Chicken bot don't talk
I would make you into a turkey. Your light work
you’re*
Boi what the hell boi 🤓
Noob bot random. Imagine trying to correct me on you're a standoff server
Your a joke
Watching your bot movement and your cancerous aim makes me wanna vomit
you’re *
Nah visa on smoke
Visa is speaking facts. I'm trying to point out how awful you noobs are
🤣
Especially this chicken bot
I just want some chicken nuggets
Change topic.
Go get some
6 piece
bro are you not seeing what he’s saying ??
There's a big line

W mod
I'ma grab a 20 piece
wow
You want domino's pizza
filled crust?
Too much calories.
cheat day
Its a small pizza
yeah
visa just sent me a death threat 💀
he also said the mod should die
your getting death threats by visa btw
Hel wont care tbh
lord you are really bronze?
Yes and no
wdym?
Awesome.
You mean yesnt
Yes
lol
What I meant
can anyone give me skins xD
@thorn cairn lemme see the screenshots 
I am bronze but my actual rank is gold
HeadAss
you playing with 4 fingers?
Yes
what sens?
Hi sexy
do anyone play stand off 2 with 2 fingers 💀
yes
I used to

bronze 1
Hello
xD i play with 3 fingers
ruski
1.38

gyroscope
Hello
guys give me some skin xd
?
💯 🐔

check screen shots
gyro don't exist
No.
Hwry
Hi

who tf play with gyro??
Exactly
lard
sad fact
Am doing fine just gonna play some Monopoly once i head home with friends
Hi
im still wait for opti
what's sad?
yoo anyone can anyone give me some sens
theres no gyroscope in standoff 2
@paper tangle he hasn’t stopped 💀
Just buy thumb sleeves
low sense low acceleration
Send me all of the screenshots @thorn cairn
Literally it
mouse pad for fingers but they look like finger condoms
my acc got banned although i didn't cheat 💀 now i got new acc
eurobusines>>>
they are cheap as f
dms
i can buy they from china for 1$ but deliver cost 20$
@verbal imp what do you think is the fastest finger for reaction time
O.4
or just play on emu
stop getting weird ideas
Gets trash on by elites
Can't walk
lol imagine losing on emu
what is my rank
plastic?
Couldnt be me.
Alguém Br?
tf is plastic 😭
@verbal imp what u think my rank for allies will be
bonjur
@iron jungle bonjur mi amore
It depends
ase fefa fon?
lemme look at the scores rq
Do u topfrag often
i top frag 24/7
im curently on 89 zobie kill streak in dying light
Dc
9 out of 10 times i top frag
Dc
game already ended
@verbal imp yea me and seedle trade like kills so its like even between our games
must feel good
And I was speaking to @proper gyro
🦆
Gold
all of my games were at max 3 lost
anyone watching the UFC fight ?
1 game of 8-3
and 8-2
i have a friend who have - kd
I like pistol rounds
for tiny phone
solo rn
too

yeah i watch ##### ####
i still can't understand how people use the dual
tec9 over it tbh
same
i cant hit head
while using berets
no why tec?
Right.... 😑
i have a overtly prices p350
tec is awesome for aim
They need 60 bullets
i barely use p350
Tec players obviously only spam & pray they hit you.
that's the whole point of the tec9
They can't aim either

pov: cringe 2 finger players
Give them a usp
Theyll miss for sure
Tbh, I play F/s, Deagle & USP.
Mid gun
F/s is actually op.
They buffed the F/s I feel like.
someone know how to change standoff 2 files to get stereo sounds?
Da glock is my best friend
It doesn't take as many headshots as it once did.
I, personally, would opt for the USP over the Glock.
i prefer tec9 over 2 of these, its just more accurate
That's just my preference, though.
bc always while i playing with my headphones and enemy is front of me i hear he is behind me
💀
And I'm.not bullshiddin either
F/s got buffed, recently.
It was always good, but I'd opt for it over my Deagle these days.
I like the deagle
Since they changed the recoil
It doesn't kick as much
Which is a w
Still lower the visual record
Recoil*
The shake is quite nauseating.
^
Tell me about it. 3 body hits for a kill, even at mid range distance.
eh
Still hate thr fact they nerfed the range
anyone else's progress not saving?
Same.
Was a glitch. It went away after I restarted my game.
2 hits 😀😀
3 hits 🤬🤬
this is just like that game where nerfing by 2 damage makes the entire community mald
yes and the glitch will always be there
so you'll have to restart your game every time
Three hits is the reason I die, cuz I'm so used to it being just two for a kill.
The game is ruined
Only once for me. 🤷♂️
They nerfed the damage by 3
what device u using
2*
p350 also back in the meta
Sam* A12.
this thing brrr pow pow
P350 was a good pick back then.
Not saying I don't like the change
i gotta learn p350 again
its a lot cheaper, but p350 better accuracy so kind of a choice
@hexed igloo probably last meta was rival update
I used it for a lil bit, but I never liked the way it sound, so I just stuck to whatever else as available.
peak was when usp wasnt there yet
nah, last meta was before Tec9 and FS buff
But the run and gun
Tbf
Yep. F/s just got a buff, yet again.
I'm all for it, since it really do like racking up kills for my StatTrack Wraith.
Mp7 my beloved
Guys
Fug the p90
ak12 skins look good but not the gun
Yes
Ong
Me who uses Mp7 instead of ARs like sane individuals: 🌚
Trash skin.
And I love it
Doesn't break the back





