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calibrating 3 games. lazy to comp
no 0.01 last price
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0.00
lol poor russian guy got muted
0.001 final offer from me 
tooo expensive
-0.01
๐ฎ๐๏ผ ๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐๐บ๐๐พ ๐๐๐บ๐ ๐๐๐ผ๐
cant afford 
Wtf how 100 gold can be a 35 ytl
my offer is 1 tdm match with me (i go afk) 
๐ฒ๐บ๐๐พ ๐ ๐๐
-0.001 
Standoff steals money after the end of the match I should get a coin and does not get the same with lekrama I watched 3 and got 0 coin
Make it comp
๐จ๐ฟ ๐ ๐๐บ๐๐พ ๐ฝ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐ฟ ๐๐
||gets scammed||
I cant log in the game
yeah thats better , learned it from my in game bronze friends (they r pro)
I kinda got scared ๐ญ but like fr I cant log in
Stuck on that log in page
Did I?
Is trade possible in Standoff
I also think
Ye
Yes with gold
How
Click on ur skin go to market place and put item for 0.01 gold
I donโt ask you
no thats puma
Again?
i guess
bruh game shut down again Tape 600
๐
๐ this is banana
Corect
๐
๐ฆthis is lobter
no banana
Nah I really don't care who's him
Put that shitt in slow motion
๐ฅ
I am a blue lober ๐ต
Haha
Noice
Just got kicked out a competitive match
heavenly chior starts playing
Causs overload
first time?
๐๐ช๐น ๐ด๐ฆ๐ณ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐๐จ๐
I didnt got kicked by players
๐
Xd
Second time?
Btw I love your pfp
then try getting kicked by player
yeah messi looks great in it
You don't have to try to do that fr
I kick players
i was still unranked 
Same
Bro u are champion
๐ง๐
gimme butterfly legacy for yakuza stattrack
You missed it
How many % youโre headshot is @rich crow
Ooh now I get it
I was phoenix in season one now I am unranked
Not that funny since it happens to me all the time

Lol
mine is 79.31
Listen guys
๐ณ๐๐พ ๐ฌ๐บ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐ผ๐๐บ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ป๐บ๐ฝ ๐ ๐๐
79.3*
I found a way to get to champion in 1 day
Good
i was Master... nowadays im phenix...
๐ฏ๐๐๐ผ๐พ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ข%
Good
๐ง๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ฝ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐บ๐๐๐พ๐๏ผ
buy everything u can
then invest
๐ฒ๐๐บ๐๐
cuz of thew new case, always happen
Dis some stock market shet

๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ต๐ช๐ฑ๐ด
ur welcome
I think it's gonna refund
I'm selling a 10 euro account, only paysafe, the account is logged in with google, full access, I don't give the first one, who wants it, I'm waiting for a DM and I'll give a video, a picture of the account
I'll trade it with an akr carbon please.
Might get ban

What you trade
for how long do u play so2 @remote sonnet
An akr carbon.
4
nice
Akr carbon with what
Days
Wtf
Weeks
Yep
I knew u were gonna say that 
years
4 ages

he started on ice age
Servers down?
with Mammoth's
Nope
Server dead again? Cant get in game
Nah forgot pre Cambrian
Reinstall
rip
nah standoff Big boom
Yep
oldest one
played w stars and dust and with atoms, molecules

Manekum
๐ฎ๐๐ผ๐พ ๐ ๐๐พ๐พ๐ ๐บ ๐๐๐๐ผ๐ ๐ผ๐๐บ๐๐ ๐๐ฟ ๐ซ๐ซ% ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐บ ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐๐บ๐ ๐๐บ๐ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ข๐๏ผ ๐ป๐พ๐ผ๐บ๐๐พ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ข๏ผ
Nice
๐ฆ๐๐๐พ
๐ฑ๐พ๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐พ๐ฝ ๐๐ ๐บ๐๐๐๐
guys who will give a knife please
i wish that happened to nameless collection
๐ฒ๐บ๐๐พ
๐ฅฒ
guys who will give a knife please
Nice
jus waiting to get paid
Ktoล z polski

there's a trick before buy BP pass and refund it you still have the BP items and refunded gold
guys who will give a knife please

pov u get banned after that


They didn't ๐
well wish u all luck to dont get
It's 2 years ago ๐
Bro the bp is so much now
iq moment
Ikik
russians have literally for free everything
Brasil aqui
๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
Alguรฉm do Brasil ?
For me it's 50$
For me it s 50
Fr
casually waiting for eternity

Can u dm someone in standoff 2? I can't do it
i can
Nope
Firstly, they should fix the arc
depends what their privacy settings are
It shows some error
Srv *
The servers are down again?
Yes
Can't log in
Yea
Yeah but it's showing some error code 1511
fix your servers
@mortal ibex yo that purple lizard cosplay is cool man (i know frieza from dbz)
servers down again???
Yh


Is game up again?
No
Ok
Did anyone know why the Servers down?
Whitch one its better AKR to buy TAGKING or DRAGON
When will the servers run as they did before the update?
Tag king
dragon is better w combos
didn't recover?
I got tapKing from 5 cases Not ST
Depends on personal preference
bruh servers
I like them both i cant decide
What's color do You prefer?
Maybe that can make u decide
Ur favorite color
Hi

Why the skins are much cheaper now then the last season
J canโt play Standoff j have Bug
Necromancer for w
Can you enter in the game guys?
necromancer is the best ak w combos
Help j canโt open Standoff
same bro
I regret selling my m4 necro
or treasure hunter w some gloves
i feel u
necromancer used to be the best oldest skin
Server down because no open standoff
they should add more necromancer fr
I regret crafting skins i would have 500 g now ๐ค
@fair badger server down
What to do when I can't play Standoff Two because the servers are overloaded
Does someone know when are the servers coming up?
@grave hedge you have to wait
Trฤ bka
It's always has been
Fr
Same
Does the server works
Nope
Finallyyyyy i joinedddd
Agon magic
Pin this
Anyone else Battlepass progress not saving???
Everyone with code 600
Uninstall then install standoff 2 and problem fixed
the servers still aint workin...
Relog ose clear data ๐
Anyone else Battlepass progress not saving???
No lmao
any new promo code?
That isnt going to work most of the time
Server issues rn?
Server Overload
Why is my battlepass progress not saving??!
Its a bug that happens every season
It'll be fixed
Ok
just be patient

I can't lurk in chat today, can you try to help with that Meru?
Just ping me and I'll come immediately to help whoever needs help
Seems like tradition ๐
Servers down again?
hehe
To me are back
Based pfp
Never loose ur smile
That's not matter we still don't have serbian chat on disocrd server
i mean tbf this season looks the best out of all 5 so that explains why the servers are offline but still
im serbian here

Are the servers back?
No
Server Overload
Im Albanian๐ฟ
Too many people logging in at the same time
Monkey of Balkans
does it matter?
you too๐๐ป
I'm martian ๐ฝ
all i can say F the politics
whats up kidos
We give you a name sir!
Nah you are not serbian
Divided by race
yes sir
Stand-off 2 is the most racist game
Ur either Russian
Asian
Or American
Reporz this mf
true
Ur Albanian fool
Turk iล better rasist then all

Yes bro
truw
im not getting in this convo
Jump in
Imma watch them gettin banned
Servers
Lol

Thanks
yeah
Nice to see fellow balkans here
My meme is better
ofc
No problem
Naaaah ur name ๐
Im bulgarian
still w
Balkans ๐
...
Isnt greece balkan too ๐
What is this dude talkin abt
Iโm trolling
Albania better ๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป
๐ซก
Comp?
balkan 
Am I the only SE here ๐
Greece have gyros
probably
the yogurt MY GOD
Guess who has the best yogurt
Greece invented baklava too not turkeys
Its bulgaria
Any Indian here?
๐ก

damn ur far
Me
take over the chat
Yessir

I got in the game
I am indian
Finnlaly
good for u
Have you ever seen an Albanian who said that Albania is a poor country?
no lmao
Lol
Oh I watch every day bidai
all balkan countries are poor, live with it.
No
Bro what
Albania is a country full of bad people
LMFAO
Hm
Albania drug lords
Albania is rich from cocaine
Yessir
Lmao
Black tar too
still better food than other countries
Heroin but from norway
Bro dis game is soo gud but it's server man ๐คข
Yes bro and Greece is rich from yogurt
@rich crow no I have so much very good pepole
Only poor Balkan country is Romania
Yes
italy? the entirety of asia?
?
go find burek
already have.
Can anyone just trade 100g ?
No
excellent
dumm
pizza better tho.
No
My tip,my tip
(real)
no
No
pizza burek
He has a point

No
combo
Combo good yes
burek overated, lakror better.
lakrol?
Shaytan food
Is game ok?
what abt 
Haha
Its in coma now
Lmaoo
godlike.
gotta try it ong
Whats ur deadlift?
make it yourself frfr.
bet
Are there any codes that actually WORK?
I do only calisthenics but my deadlift is 160 for 3
Nicee
What codes
what only?
it's not that good, better homemade.
600
@mint ridge i love squats
potato and meat filling ๐
What time the sever is ok bro?
I am more over an bodybuilder but i maybe do cali it looks fun
mmm
Whats ur deadlift?
I love leg day.
Yeah cool
ngl if i see a person in so2 w
charm imma ate his charm
@frigid niche how old are u
I hate it
21
I love it
im 19
Nicee
Well im only 15 i think 160kg deadlift for 70kg bw is good
hey you too the game stutters terribly and you can't create a lobby?
@mint ridge are mods reinforcing that so2 screenshots needs to be just about so2 more strictly now?
Thats darn good buddy
Nice job
the servers are having issues at the moment.
Thanks
Is take long time to prepare the game right?
?
also one question do you maybe know the best pattern for stiletto tie dye
How bad can this game be i just finished a allies match and it didnt count
Ur back looks insane btw 
Every calisthenics athlete back looks amazing
556 maybe
are you fixing it?
Cuz I posted a pic of a mclaren on #๐ธโphotos and it got deleted yet when a few month ago it wouldnโt have been deleted.
Ya say hm? For 70kg you look insane lol
yeah, there are fixes underway.
๐คทโโ๏ธ
have the servers recovered yet?
No
My Back genetics are nice
Still in hospital
How long does it take bro?
calisthenics focuses on backs and arms so yeah.
How tall are ya tho
w
Yeh i knw
1.78
@mint ridge 
nah.
awe
Dayum
Lmao
Oh ok
well i have completely different color on other side
197 ๐ bro is slenderman.
thanks for the information
My head is suffering from hitting
Kinda lmao
no eta atm.
My calves are sufferin from jumping to the bar
who knows any promocode if you want to tell me
it s down?
why
I'm 183 
For calisthenics beeing tall is a disavantage
tall, but not tall that you have difficulty going through doors, sitting in cars.
Yeh
For me 170
well im 192 and its not really difficult?
i am 185 lmao lets go
197 here wsp twin
you can play pick up basket games too, so yeah.
Lol

Im the shortest here
Dude you slender man
I'm 198
๐คทโโ๏ธ lucky you.
Pf damn lmao
@mint ridge will u help me ??
xd
I bet, he is playing basketball
could you give me your friend's number? I am trying to recruit him for a NBA team.
?
hes npc at basketball

@mint ridge can I dm u
Indeed
sure.
he can learn.
Bruni where ya from?
well true but heโs lazy
Damn
when he see that guap, we gon see what he can do.

Bro is a giraffe
yuh
๐
and no muscles bro could be big beast ngl
How he sleep at night?
man I am hungry as hell.
on the floor ig Xd
Lay on floor probably
He needs 9 years to build abs lol
rip
Probs๐
@mint ridge check
Bro is slender man
Nice man
Yeh
182 85kg 
up to 90kg
@rich crow if he wants to get in Bodybuilding his first supplement should be test
hes too lazy
trust me
@mint ridge check dm
I feel fat at 85 
Test?
Testestrone
Testeron
Oh
Yeh
all he do he is playing valorant his neck will deform and he will be 200 instead of 215
yea xd
I tought like 197 and 306kg deadlift this man cant be natty
No man genes
fr
You mean spine right? That neck is scary
@frigid niche u cycle it?
Ya thought true
Does ur things shrink??
bad thing for me is that i smoke cigarettes alot + asthma
๐
i should fr
Purs better
godzilla>
@frigid niche u thinking about competition?
With smoke fr
Lmaoo
lol imagine smoking
Servers working ?
Nah ngl
and co2 all around me
Bro, someone can play
Bro if u dont have any destination dont use it
I probably kill somebody with out smoke
the pfp
Jus for my own body i workout, but maybe later in years
Eh
Nice wallpaper
Opaa
Brasil?
stuck in matrix
Sรณ o meu jogo q tรก dando load infinito
hahah
Englez pls
Whys the game so slow after the updatw
he said loading screen taking forever ig
U
My game is not opening
straight

like a ruller
Binance bros
ruler*
Yessir

Can we ban him or her?
who
Who?
U
Why?
ยฐโยฐ
Lol
vote to ban from server
rule numb one. respect anyone around you
No
im jus a nice guy relax
Trans no rights


Average albanian

I havenโt broken serious server rules so there is no reason to ban me
i want everyone to be happy well in so2 against russians i wont be happy


Fr same
lmaoo

Happiness and Russians are two words tht cant be combined
๐
Bro why compare
Not worth
Idk
imagine being furry
Why timeout bro?
Compare wut?
alr ill stop
Nah
yes.
I can't
Epilepsy
Lmao
Yes
Bruh

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It's a violation bro
Lol
โ ๏ธ
yk whats violation getting killed from ct spawn when ur waiting for countdown to start a game
Standoff done f up the servers didnโt they
Fr
๐คฎ
With bomb planted*
in air
Lmaoo
Lazy ah @rich crow
Lol
thats biggest so2 fan i swear
real standoff 2 account.
Imma stop giving them money now
You hearing Vulcan machine gun coming form awp while waiting ct spawn
๐
rappid fire grenades from awm.
me:
deleting so2
and my whole data on phone
Walls better tho
selling phone
Also me:
Oy easy bruh
Bruh it feels good when I kill one after spawn
i would delete myself ong
U have such a problem with me?
Then go away
he loves you ig
NOOOOO
heheheh
Noice
I have a kid bro
Ooo
No wha ew
ur father?
yes
Well thats normal in albania
2y daughter
Bro
Kinda
cute
Everythingโs normal in Albania๐
Yeh๐ฅณ
๐
albania is the ohio of the balkans.
well i dont want to talk abt Ohio tho
frfr.
Fr
Oh
ishowspeed is literally from ohio it tells u everything
One vid hes from albania lmao
Ohio ain't real
Memphis worse
Servers down?
Yeh
Am i the only one who is not able to play standoff rn ?
Explains the way he acts
the guys who invented the airplane, the wright brothers, invented it to escape from ohio fr.
Maybe
i had brain damage when i was listening to ohio goofy ahh music bass boosted
Cringe rn
Servers down????
๐
The locals mistook it for a bird๐
cali ๐
YES
Like its not moving from the loading screen
Oh๐
whole US
adren did u check out news everyone is talking about new lobster update leak
ew
florida man.
Lmao
banned
Lol ๐๐
Bronx worse lol
bro these servers
๐
violation
๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐
LMAO
You need to wait like 2 minutes and it will load you to game .....patience
OFFICERS right here
Man i just Broke my phone
lean lobter.
LMAO
having a lobster as a pet
Those servers
Lobter๐ฆ
w
He cute ngl
Adren flexing his perms
man i love lean (purple emote spam)

dreaming.
nah he is leaking new lobstrt update for me
@mint ridge ngl so2 should bring akr -28 back
Yeh
adren my babe give another leak
Wha
๐ณ
Cringe ahj kids
Half of yall aint going into heaven it shows
pov: using phone is a sin already
Bruh what's heaven
Allah loves me
are servers down?
Inshallah
jus stop typing
๐ค
๐ค
Wdym?
PLEASE


Meru
yo
delete what
Omg meruccubus
one
Dear players!
๐ง Due to the heavy load on the servers there are problems with access to the game.
โ We are doing our best to solve the problem. We apologize for the inconvenience.
I kinda feel bad for the devs
Text

๐คฆ
I want them to monetize it more
i wont delete
Make sure you dont
only me or so2 dosent allow to enter
yes sir
Yeh

๐ค
@safe echo
Servers inflated way too fast

98 terabit zip bomb btw
I wish I was that smart
Lmao
well, thats a simple member but ik they have problems
That'd be lit
I fried my teachers laptop once like that
Bruh shouldering problems
Yikes
Rammstein>
Don Xhoni then ig>
Bing chilling
Snoop>>
Yo so2 could allow donations, and allow donaters a special badge or skins or exclusive access to a new feature
Ni...>>>>
why
good concept idea
I just really want this game to thrive and have a long lifespan, it's the only mobile shooter I take seriously
Same man
this update did good thing
Servers still down?
ye
too much players so its +
Overinflated servers tho, I'm scared that the server service will upcharge axelbolt
meh they wont
Yeh
To deal with it though, they'd have to get more
so2 is old but best fps games
They add more
Hey when cs2 comes out we'll have more space
Cs2?
So1 was
in summer
U never heard of csgo๐ญ?
Yeah
back in the day so2 didnt had alot of players
Salut
Lol
When will developers fix this sever issue?๐ค
I used to play 1.9 source but to anwser yeh i have
I had 5
i saw one w 2
5ping? Jeez
80 fr
Be back soon
Nasa wifi bruh
nasa internet fr
It was before
Oh

